Jul 6 2006Michelle Rodriguez licks her armpit hair

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why Michelle Rodriguez would want to show off her armpit hair and then lick it. Unfortunately, I don't speak crazy so whatever explanation she gave would be lost on me anyway. I suppose if people already mistake you for a lesbian sasquatch you might as well take it all the way and see if you can get society to officially change your status from 'human being' to 'cave woman.' Maybe they can print it on her driver's license or something.
More of Michelle Rodriguez showing off her armpit hair after the jump, although I wouldn't recommend it. Thanks to Joanne for the pics, and for reminding me I have a gag reflex.


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Reader Comments
1. Aeon - July 6, 2006 6:50 PM
she looks like a foot
2. MeanNate - July 6, 2006 6:51 PM
You're so silly!
3. mrs.t - July 6, 2006 6:52 PM
How dare she show her armpit hair? She can consider herself reported, and the authorities are in route to revoke her vagina.
4. Nicole - July 6, 2006 6:54 PM
oh no
5. mrs.t - July 6, 2006 6:55 PM
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6. mrs.t - July 6, 2006 6:56 PM
why do i suck? sorry the link is for shit....thought i was so terrific with my cutting and pasting.
7. torpedo_tits_tonya - July 6, 2006 7:00 PM
I suck too, like a hoover I tell ya.
8. Nikk The Templar - July 6, 2006 7:01 PM
That is one classy woman.
9. krisdylee - July 6, 2006 7:04 PM
If her pits are shaggy, what about her bush?
Yoiks. Sorry I went there....
10. MeganHarris - July 6, 2006 7:05 PM
Disgusting WHORE. I hate her. I HATE HER!!!
11. torpedo_tits_tonya - July 6, 2006 7:05 PM
I bet she plays pull my finger and belches like a man.
12. mrs.t - July 6, 2006 7:08 PM
Just like Ma-Maw.
13. Mock Turtle - July 6, 2006 7:25 PM
I was much more disturbed when Julia Roberts flashed her armpit pets at the premiere of Notting Hill. I never saw the film, but that image is burned in my brain. Granted, she didn't try to lick them, but at least Ms. Rodriguez is making an attempt to groom.
14. UNWASHEDMASSES - July 6, 2006 7:25 PM
What's with the jerk-off trying to finger her pit? One in the pink, one in the stink? Try both in the stink, moron. This chick is so gross, even in interviews she belches and (reportedly) farts. Who keeps propping these fucktards up? It's not us - can anyone tell me a movie this dyke headlined that made money (and I said headlined, not third or fourth billing)? Here's an idea, since voting with our cash doesn't work anymore because apparently everyone in Hollywood who holds a SAG card is a sacred cow, why don't we build an ark and invite all the celebs who are useless mouthbreathers aboard? We can send out invites to Ms. Rodriguez, Ben Affleck, The Hoff, Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Richie, the Olsens, Colin Farrel, Woody Harrelson, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, etc, etc, add your own overpaid pain in the ass. Then, when the ark is out to sea, spring a leak and start the hidden cameras. It would be the greatest reality show ever, as these pampered assholes freak all over one another as Davey Jones' locker beckons.
15. shankyouverymuch - July 6, 2006 7:26 PM
Gross beaner- nuff said...
16. Glossed Over - July 6, 2006 7:45 PM
Are we certain she hadn't been drinking?
http://glossedover.com
17. henrysgirl - July 6, 2006 7:48 PM
@14, except let the Hoff stay and add the Federlines, Mariah Carey, Jen and Vince and yes, 90%of popular Hollywood, the ones that are on ET, Acess Hollywood, the Insider (especially Pat O'Brien) and the rest of those shit shows.
18. jFp - July 6, 2006 8:06 PM
you should see how she drinks the water from her own back.
19. Grobpilot - July 6, 2006 8:09 PM
From her own crack?
20. Shelley Bonnechance - July 6, 2006 8:11 PM
Gag. Who is this person? Other than an armpit-hair-licking skeever, I mean?
21. LilRach - July 6, 2006 8:15 PM
Michelle used to be the reason i sometimes pondered my sexuality - there was just someting about her that i love - but now i know - i like men - i like men - i like men!
What the fuck is she doing - she gotta be drunk - yeah that's it. And what is up with that mop of a hair do!
She's just never been the same since they killed off Ana-Lucia
22. LilRach - July 6, 2006 8:17 PM
and is she engaged/married? - (ring on her left)
23. ScriptRadar - July 6, 2006 8:31 PM
Grody to the max.
24. energy_guru - July 6, 2006 8:32 PM
I have never wanted to vomit so badly
25. Yoda a Green Schlong Has - July 6, 2006 8:55 PM
22. There may not be significant demand among heterosexual males for a horse-faced bull dyke who practices public pit licking. But then, maybe that's just me, ...
http://www.gmax.co.za/feel06/05/10-mdiablender.html
26. trailercamptramp - July 6, 2006 8:57 PM
you stupid fuktard people dont know anything.
open your bloody eyes
she just got an ingrown hair out with her tounge.
now thats talent i tell you
i am goin to ring her if i ever get a boil
27. TrannyGranny - July 6, 2006 8:57 PM
Fools;
I TOLD Rodrigue-san to grow that stubble out. Just like I told her to bend over that see-saw and make "vroom vroom" noises while I cornholed her and pulled on said pit hair. Because, after I smoke some reefer, snort some blow and imbibe all the cooking sherry I can find.....It feels just like I'm riding a Harley. A hairy, been to jail kinda Harley.
Oh SHIT!!!! Did I just make another Hell's Angel my bitch?! Damn yous substances, Damn Yous!!!!
28. tits_on_snack - July 6, 2006 9:11 PM
hot.
29. torpedo_tits_tonya - July 6, 2006 9:21 PM
@27 That's hot, me so horny now.
30. Valtrex - July 6, 2006 9:30 PM
I'd do her.
31. punkrocky - July 6, 2006 9:30 PM
ugh. G-ROSS.
32. twzzlrgirl - July 6, 2006 9:45 PM
#20 - she's the one from Lost that they just killed off -- Ana Lucia. She's also the woman who was arrested for drunk driving.
And does she think this move is sexy or something?? I've gotta try this the next time I walk down the street and see what happens...I've been looking for some new moves...
33. unshavenfan - July 6, 2006 9:46 PM
That is VERY HOT !!!!!
The unshaven look ROCKS
She is a good girl :-)
34. unshavenfan - July 6, 2006 9:48 PM
I hope she lets it grow longer
35. Yudonomi - July 6, 2006 9:52 PM
She's good looking, and knows how to ham it up on camera. It's pretty hot. You'd rather she strike some bullshit celebrity pouting pose when the camera's on her?
36. Valtrex - July 6, 2006 9:56 PM
I'd love to see her braid her bush with her tongue.
37. Land-Man - July 6, 2006 10:02 PM
Land!?
38. Kate&Tina - July 6, 2006 10:11 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm armpit juice!
39. Jürgen Nation - July 6, 2006 10:12 PM
Is it just the angle or are her teeth really the color of butter?
40. Kate&Tina - July 6, 2006 10:25 PM
She has definately looked better! But she looks like she's having fun so that's the main thing
http://i.timeinc.net/pespanol/i/ultimo/2005/diciembre/Michelle_121505_180.jpg
41. Kate&Tina - July 6, 2006 10:28 PM
even if it means licking your armpit!
42. fro0ty - July 6, 2006 10:29 PM
urgh she should go back to jail where she cam play pacman all day :)
http://www.playpacman.net/
43. anto788 - July 6, 2006 10:57 PM
that's disgusting!!
44. BriBri - July 6, 2006 11:11 PM
She's so sweaty and greasy all the freakin time! Ick!
45. Mr_White_Secure_American - July 6, 2006 11:18 PM
MY WORK IS NEVER DONE, ANOTHER PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE UN-GAYED!!!!! I VOLUNTEER MYSELF THIS TIME. I WILL RELEASE THE DEMONS OF HER PENT UP DESIRE FOR MY WHITE COCK AND CURE HER OF THE GAY!!!!!I HOPE HER CUNT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE THE GAY, NOTHING NASTIER THAN GAYED UP CUNT!!!!!!!!!
I'LL LEAVE HER A BIG LOAD IN HER LIBTURD SALAD IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46. Kate&Tina - July 6, 2006 11:28 PM
WHAT A HOMO
47. Pearly - July 6, 2006 11:32 PM
This is nasty, but this pic of Blohan is terrifying!
http://trent.blogspot.com/
It's about halfway down...
48. Jeremy1Esq - July 6, 2006 11:53 PM
She is the daughter of that Nightstalker dude, Richard Rodriguez, who killed all those people in Cali about 20 yrs ago. She looks just like her dad.
49. Pearly - July 6, 2006 11:57 PM
Richard Ramirez is his name and you know..she looks like him..a little!
50. heartbreaker - July 7, 2006 12:08 AM
"Look at me! I'm a lesbian! I go down on girls!"
51. 7of9 - July 7, 2006 12:10 AM
I think she comes off as fun and free-spirited.
52. sleekblackmercedes - July 7, 2006 12:19 AM
she's hot in the photo - i find it very erotic, the way her tongue kinda peeks out of her lips.
make me hard, i must admit.
53. bigponie - July 7, 2006 12:21 AM
those teeth, I've seen them somewhere before, but where, for fucks sakes where.......ahhhh yes, arnold swartzenpecker had that same gargatuan smile
54. Tits_McGhee - July 7, 2006 12:30 AM
I smell a big dyke!!
...and B.O. of course.
55. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest - July 7, 2006 12:34 AM
What do I get the feeling that HER PUSSY SMELLS AWFUL!
I'd still fuck her though. Clothesline pin on my nose and all.
56. HollyJ - July 7, 2006 12:57 AM
NASTY NASTY NASTY
Armpit hair is repulsive, disgusting, and DIRTY. May as well never bathe and rub rotting tuna on your pussy in addition, if you're growing out that shit.
NASTY!!!
57. Aces_Inc - July 7, 2006 2:02 AM
Thats nasty
58. Maskatron - July 7, 2006 2:11 AM
HOT.
59. WorldWideWendy - July 7, 2006 4:07 AM
Given that the hair is there to catch pheramones, so that her scent can be picked up by other sexually active humans, and that she is looking so obviously pleased and excited , what we are looking at there is public masterbation and self foreplay.
See what happens when reality television breaks down all the barriers!
Still...
BRING IT ON!!!
I have most of the day licking my underarms, and am now slipping off my seat.
Never even heard of this girl before today, and now I owe her a lick out.
Jesus, I hate it when that happens.
60. Charlaurz McHall - July 7, 2006 7:35 AM
EEEW!!! I hate MAN-chelle Rodriguez. Even with gross arm pit hair, this is not the manliest photo i have ever seen of her. How strange?
http://celebreligion.com
61. jrzmommy - July 7, 2006 8:42 AM
I'm seeing shades of Gia Carangi here.
It's chicks like her that make me walk the line...I NEVER want to end up in jail.
62. chiris - July 7, 2006 9:23 AM
She's one of the girls from www.NoScruf.com
LOL!
63. jrzmommy - July 7, 2006 9:24 AM
Does anyone else think it's funny that North Korea's missile is named "TaepoDONG-2"?? Or am I the only one?
64. RichPort - July 7, 2006 9:25 AM
She's welcome to lick my pits. I'll give her some floss when she's done. I don't really know what the attraction is to her, but I wouldn't mind fellatio from this angry bitch. Mean girls give the best head...
65. Italian Stallion - July 7, 2006 9:44 AM
I bet this chick likes to toss a hairy salad too............
66. jFp - July 7, 2006 9:55 AM
yet another example of a failed imigration policy
67. ob1 - July 7, 2006 10:07 AM
Eeeewww, dirty spic.
I bet her breath smells like armpits and assholes.
68. pinky_nip - July 7, 2006 10:09 AM
"The sour stench of unsuccess"
69. gossipmonger - July 7, 2006 10:34 AM
47. Posted by Pearly on July 6, 2006 11:32 PM http://trent.blogspot.com/ It's about halfway down...
Pearly, I went there, am scrolling down, there's so many pics of Blohan on there, I am thinking geez, which pic is she referring to... then WHAM! I hit the "R.I.P. Lindsay" pic and I knew I had found it. Wow, lookin' RUFF!!
No, not a typo, you spelling Nazi's out there, means rough and dog-like. HAD to explain that one to cover my ass. I am a regular reader, and I see how nasty it can get here ;-)
70. A - July 7, 2006 10:37 AM
That is one of the sexiest pictures ever. You can not beat a natural women.
71. CoJo - July 7, 2006 10:43 AM
#63 - You're not alone. I did notice the word "DONG" in the missle name and also found it amusing and somehow appropriate. I also heard that Kim il Sung likes to spend his spare time listening to Michael Jackson and watching porn. I'll look for the article.
72. Queen LaQueefah - July 7, 2006 10:49 AM
Everyone of you who uses racist terms like "spick" should have to lick that armpit yourselves. But your sloping forehead and protruding eyebrow ridge might get in the way.
73. CoJo - July 7, 2006 10:50 AM
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/dictators/kim-jong-il/
"Kim also adores children's cartoons, especially Daffy Duck. (Evidently, the Dear Leader has amassed the world's largest collection of Daffy cartoons.) And he's a giant Michael Jackson fan.
He also loves pornography. In addition, according to rumor, Kim also keeps a harem of beautiful women for the purpose of fucking. The dictator is regularly serviced by a nubile "Pleasure Squad," a stable of babes composed primarily of young Asians and Europeans. "
74. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - July 7, 2006 10:54 AM
I imagine her panties smell like LeBron James' gym socks after 10 games, and for some reason this turns me on. I must be going through a phase...
75. ob1 - July 7, 2006 11:02 AM
#72 you must be a spick. I can smell you from here.
Do you prefer the term wetback? Take it eeeeasssy, holmes.
What did you think of Nacho Libre?
76. jane's eyre - July 7, 2006 11:06 AM
@73 BLEH! It's too early in the morning for that kind of visual.
77. Queen LaQueefah - July 7, 2006 11:08 AM
I think you love Latinas, but you might be so fucking ugly and transparent like a Larva that nobody would look at you twice, so you pretend you don't like them.
You're worthless and if it's a joke, it's just a pathetic display to get attention.
I pity you.
78. CoJo - July 7, 2006 11:09 AM
Sorry, the president is in town today and I'm feeling more political than superficial. I think it would be funny if they discovered that Bush had similar affinities. Sorry. I'm off to protest :)
79. jrzmommy - July 7, 2006 11:10 AM
We should send Michelle Rodriguez over to North Korea to kick the shit out of Kim Jong the Dong. That's what we'll do....we'll tell her that he called her a drunken bulldyke and said she can't act and that he plans to shoot one of his Dong-2 missiles up her cooch to de-gay her.
I always like the satellite photo of N.Korea in total darkness.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41297000/jpg/_41297455_ap_night203.jpg
80. ob1 - July 7, 2006 11:37 AM
I'm black.
81. jrzmommy - July 7, 2006 11:53 AM
my cat pulls a move like Michelle is doing when he licks his balls. Cat owners know which move I'm referring to.
82. bigponie - July 7, 2006 12:01 PM
I saw Imelda Marcos lick her armpit and look where she took that country.
83. BarbadoSlim - July 7, 2006 12:08 PM
Yup, nothing says "secksy" better than sweaty, stinkin,' disgusting bulldyke armpit.
If there is something better, I don't want to know about it.
84. RichPort - July 7, 2006 12:08 PM
#78
Can you ask him to declare war on those Star Wars geeks that play dress up outside of conventions and movie premiers? Those live-with-in-their-mom's-basement-40-something-ex-dungeons-and-dragons fuckers scare me. Maybe I'll protest too, or just ask him to sign my copy of his little known memoir entitled "Things I Did On Cocaine Before I Met Jesus". Don't misunderestimate the title, it's pretty freaking good.
85. jane's eyre - July 7, 2006 12:15 PM
My cat doesn't have balls anymore, so he just licks his empty sack. The Ghost of Balls Past, I guess.
What DO they do with cats' testicles after they neuter them?
86. jrzmommy - July 7, 2006 12:17 PM
85--jane--you're really opening the door for a MeganHarris joke with your question.
87. jane's eyre - July 7, 2006 12:34 PM
@86
Have at it!
88. jrzmommy - July 7, 2006 12:48 PM
87--I think I just did. oh shit, now we're in our own chat room again. SORRY!
89. CoJo - July 7, 2006 12:57 PM
#84 - Sorry. He snuck in the back and out the back. Damn him!!! He should entitle his memoirs "Things I did on cocaine until my daddy threatened to cut me off"
90. Jacq - July 7, 2006 1:56 PM
#69 - I agree. I wish I'd just stuck to that lesbian licking her hairy pits.
91. jFp - July 7, 2006 3:00 PM
caption:
"my armpit taste better than some of that jailhouse pussy I was getting"
92. drone90 - July 7, 2006 3:26 PM
UGG!!!!! disgusting just disgusting
93. bunnyhugger - July 7, 2006 3:30 PM
off topic-
@ jane #85:
i swear this is true. penn and teller's "bullshit" did a pet episode. there's a vet somewhere who actually invented prosthetic ball replacements for nuetered animals. all different sizes, different, uh, viscosities? i wish to hell i could remember what he calls these things. it was pretty disgusting, i've never wanted to know that much about balls.
i have no idea what they do with the originals, however.
grind them up for tom cruise's dining pleasure?
94. atomikblonde88 - July 7, 2006 4:09 PM
ew. why????
95. DrunkBlogger - July 7, 2006 4:35 PM
I used to be attracted to this chick, but I think that she heard about it or something and is trying to do everything she can to prevent me from having that attraction in the future. This is pretty much the last straw...or hair.
Dammnit I'm clever.
96. RichPort - July 7, 2006 6:23 PM
#89
I think he's on the bottle again. That or Laura's batteries ran out and he had to plug her back in. I read the book you referenced, but had it confiscated after that bitch librarian ratted me out to DHS. I think we should make him lick this bitch's armpits, you know, like he does to the veep.
97. jane's eyre - July 7, 2006 6:45 PM
bunnyhugger: I think I vaguely remember hearing something about that. If you have enough money to buy your pet fake balls, you've got too much. I saw some show where a guy was having a prothetic ball put in, because he was born missing one, and that was pretty funny, watching the doctor squeeze it. But putting one in a pet is ridiculous.
98. Sarah-Jean - July 7, 2006 6:51 PM
OH -- MY -- GOD!!!
What the hell????!!!!!
I mean, what is UP with THAT?!?!
She needs to take a long vacation to the moon or something.
99. bunnyhugger - July 7, 2006 7:03 PM
jane, i absolute agree. why would i pay to have them removed and then put them back for "aesthetic" purposes?
i swear that's how he put it, and i problably misspelled it.
you can image how much fun p & t had with that one.
i wonder if meganharris' balls are prosthetic?
100. HollyJ - July 7, 2006 7:07 PM
I kinda love it when someone uses a disgusting word like the N word and everyone rips him or her a new asshole, and then the asshole in question says, 'but I'm black!' so then everyone's like 'Oh, ok then, if you're not white you can definitely use repulsive terminology like nigga.. that's great!'
Seems to kinda defeat the purpose of trying to make such terms socially unacceptable when certain pockets of the population still use it at the dinner table. I find it esp interesting that some people of color actually seem empowered by calling each other 'nigga.'
I think I'd probably find that offensive if I were a person of color. Alas, I'm so white I'm almost blue. I get 3rd degree burns walking to my car in the driveway when the sun is out.
All that aside, armpit hair on women is about as sexy as untrimmed wayward pubic mound bush hanging out both sides of a bathing suit on a public beach.
101. herbiefrog - July 7, 2006 7:51 PM
...never wattched lost
?
102. funkygoldmedallions - July 7, 2006 9:52 PM
One of the few working actors in Hollywood -- and I don't mean West Hollywood, silly -- who actually wants to be thrown in jail so she can repeatedly rape fellow inmates.
103. Spunkalunk - July 8, 2006 4:50 PM
Never cease to be amazed by all the hating on M around. Just makes her all the hotter, leaving the rest to looking like jealous school-girls.
104. billabong021 - July 8, 2006 5:16 PM
Dude that ain't half as ruff as alisha key's chest hairs man, atleasts looks normal.
105. trypto - July 8, 2006 6:42 PM
OMG! Like, she's so freakin nasty! OMG!
Please. Get over it. How many crazy ass borderline gross things have you or your friends done at parties and in day to day silliness. No one said that everyone MUST be super classy all the time.
So she went two or three days without remembering to shave. GASP! So she pretended to lick her armpit. GASP! Is it gross? Yeah, lol. But it's just crazy Michelle being crazy Michelle.
I love how she's such a horrible person for being a goofy human being.
Sorry but most of your disgusting and profane comments are more unintelligent and grotesque than this actress has ever been. Go away.
106. garbagepailkid - July 8, 2006 11:13 PM
She is hot.
I would fuck her, though first i would have to shave her...
(with a buck knife and salt based aftershave.)
107. Whipper_willow - July 9, 2006 9:29 PM
Now that's a scary dyke...just perfect for Osh!!
108. Jane - July 10, 2006 6:08 AM
she finally LOST her mind
109. anonymous - July 11, 2006 12:53 PM
she's skeevy - every time I see pics of her she always looks like she hasn't bathed in months.
110. Nikky Raney - July 20, 2006 2:46 PM
that is disgusting i want to vomit
111. Brittney - March 10, 2007 8:47 PM
well, i think she is hot. and it dont matter what the hell she does she is still hot..enough said