Jul 31 2006Mel Gibson drinks and drives and acts crazy
Mel Gibson was arrested for a DUI on Friday after going 87 mph in a 45 mph zone, and during his confrontation with the arresting officers started acting nuts and saying ridiculously offensive things:
Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me." The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?" The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?" A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"
And on Saturday he issued a statement apologizing for his behavior, saying:
"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."
As is usually the case, I like drunk Mel Gibson a hell of a lot more than sober Mel Gibson. Sure, sober Mel Gibson directed Braveheart, but drunk Mel Gibson calls women "sugar tits" and insults entire groups of people. He could stop a bullet with his bare hands and he still wouldn't be as awesome in my eyes as he is this very moment.
RELATED STORIES

Reader Comments
1. Linnea - July 31, 2006 8:10 AM
I'm going to start sleeping with a rosary on so that good ol' Mel doesn't mistake me for a dirty Jew and start the Holocaust one sugartits at a time.
2. RKW - July 31, 2006 8:10 AM
The apple does not fall far from the tree it seems....check out info on his daddy Hutton Gibson....for shame Mel, this isn't what women want....
3. knowhere - July 31, 2006 8:12 AM
what a douche -- he gives drunkards a bad name. personally, i just get very charming, witty, and good looking when i drink.
4. Stacyy - July 31, 2006 8:20 AM
wow. mel gibson still exists? for a moment there i thought he had become a monk in hiding or something. nice way to expose himself again..
5. Celetina - July 31, 2006 8:28 AM
He apologizes to the world and the officers involved, but what about the Jews?
6. Ramblebrook - July 31, 2006 8:34 AM
#5 - What about the Jews? Its evident he has a point about them starting all the wars. Just look at East Timor and that nasty scuffle in Uganda. Damn Jews.
7. RichPort - July 31, 2006 8:40 AM
Actually, he was misquoted in his tirade. He was so drunk he mistook the officer for a Mexican border control guard (I know, that sounds like an oxymoron, but he WAS drunk) and began trying to imitate a Mexican accent, doing his best Speedy Gonzalez: "Joos are respunseebul for all dee wars in dee worl. Joos are a boonch of borda huppas. ARRIBA! ANDALE!!" Personally, I think his denegration of the Mexican accent is appalling. Besides, we know Mexicans only start wars over weed. And tequila. But then, so do I.
8. LRonHubbaHubba - July 31, 2006 8:44 AM
Is he talking about Jesus Christ King of the Jews?
He is a blithering idiot nazi.
9. ja5on - July 31, 2006 8:44 AM
So what if he apologized? He just sobered up and realized how what he said will effect his career. It's not like apologizing changes how one feels or thinks. Wasn't it the romans who said alcohol brings out the truth?
10. sikofdis - July 31, 2006 9:06 AM
This story is awesome! And Mel, the Jews may be "responsible" for a lot, but Jesus never really got any pussy.
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=429
11. DancingQueen - July 31, 2006 9:08 AM
I've always loved his movies but I knew there had to be something wrong with him when he had like 10 kids. In this day and age with birth control at your fingertips, that just proves your fucking crazy.
Also, alcohol IS the ultimate truth serum. It doesn't change who you are, just lifts your inhibitions so you say what you truly feel.
12. blueballs - July 31, 2006 9:11 AM
Mel should be punished by becoming a UN observer in Lebanon.
13. leahdeadly - July 31, 2006 9:19 AM
Mad Mel: Beyond Thunderdome
This guy needs a reality check.
14. kipshere - July 31, 2006 9:24 AM
"Awsesome" is the only word for it, Superficial! oh wait, virulently anti-Semitic. That fits too. Your choice, I guess.
15. Bugman4045 - July 31, 2006 9:32 AM
I've done a lot of drinking and drugging and I never did, in all my shameful and debauched behavior, anything that I didn't fantasize about doing when I was sober. During and after "Passion of the Christ" I was willing to cut Gibson some slack and believe he and his father were different. His tirade proves he is nothing more than a crazy anti-semite.
16. spatz - July 31, 2006 9:32 AM
come on now is he really wrong about the jews? shut up sugartits.
17. Smivey - July 31, 2006 9:40 AM
According to my sources, this incident never occurred. It was all fabricated by the Jews to make the Nazi party look bad. Truth be told, Mel Gibson is an outstanding citizen and an excellent Nazi. And while he may believe everything that he supposedly said that night, none of it actually happened. There isn't even a city in California named Malibu. That's just what they want you to believe. Uh huh.
18. Toonlite - July 31, 2006 9:42 AM
I hope he gets help....seriously....if you're outta control....it's a problem......much like the girls on "Girls gone wild"...one day someones gonna have to pay the piper....
19. yeah-sweety - July 31, 2006 9:44 AM
this site has gotten so freakin boring! am i seriously the only one who thinks so? this story is like 4 days old ...
20. alaskanchicsickle - July 31, 2006 9:50 AM
Jeez, now I don't feel so bad about getting drunk last week and hugging strange people in the park. How sad for his family, could you imagine being one of his kids right now?
@10 Jesus got all the pussy he desired.
21. januaryanne - July 31, 2006 9:51 AM
is it sick that i am glad he is showing us that he's not perfect? i'm in the south and i will tell you he is a pop icon around here. just like that confounded Bono. CON-FOUND-IT!
i feel bad for his alcoholism but good that maybe my friends will take down that graven image they have of the guy.
22. CMonster0125 - July 31, 2006 9:57 AM
Why didn't his agent just claim it was heat exhaustion? We'd believe that in a heartbeat. But calling a female cop "sugartits"? That's one of for the books.
23. HairPie - July 31, 2006 10:00 AM
Good thing he made a bizzilion dollars with Passion of the Christ because his career is OVER. You can't swing a dead cat in Hollywood without sucking circumsized dick for a job. I should know...slurp...
24. JollyJumjuck - July 31, 2006 10:02 AM
Considering he was let go with a warning twice before for going waaaay over the speed limit, I predict he will get a slap on the wrist for this. Especially when he slaps on the blue woad face paint and starts getting aggressive.
25. Praz - July 31, 2006 10:04 AM
That Riggs is such a loose cannon, he should be taken off the force.
26. Zanna - July 31, 2006 10:04 AM
I can't believe he said he owned Malibu. He didn't even apologize for that part!
27. krisdylee - July 31, 2006 10:05 AM
I got nothin.
28. krisdylee - July 31, 2006 10:05 AM
Well, except for an awesome pair of sugartits.
29. saltpeanuts - July 31, 2006 10:06 AM
Sugar tits? That's AWESOME, and right up there with milkbags, silky milkies, bolt-ons and tupperware tata's. I'll have to use that line on one of my whores.
30. RichPort - July 31, 2006 10:06 AM
#23
You're probably right. My scripts for "The Softer Side of Islam" and "Jews Can Be Mean Too" got turned down by Dreamworks 13 times already. Maybe I'll petition Spike Lee.
31. ValeWolf - July 31, 2006 10:06 AM
Yay! We have a new word!!! sugartits. I love it.
Firecrotch was getting REALLY old.
32. SoftBlueGlow - July 31, 2006 10:08 AM
Nothing better than waking up to Braveheart and Sugar Tits. Is there?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
33. PapaHotNuts - July 31, 2006 10:10 AM
Sgt. Roger Murtaugh was visibly disappointed upon hearing this.
34. bootface - July 31, 2006 10:11 AM
DAYYYYYYYYAMMMMNNNNN its JUST like that south park episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35. Fatty Boom-Batty - July 31, 2006 10:16 AM
In a candid conversation that Mel and I had a few years ago he disclosed a secret. He told me that ALL Jews could walk on water and turn water into wine. He said that they just don't show-off like they used to, especially after what happened to the last guy that did...
36. HairPie - July 31, 2006 10:19 AM
#30...sorry, I was swallowing.
Yes, perhaps Mel should party with "Hymie Town" Reverend Jackson. They could get some Colt 45s, some blow and hit the town...perhaps a movie, Lethal Weapon 5 - Stakeout in Hymie Town.
Oy!
37. sharkbite - July 31, 2006 10:22 AM
He was on a mission from god!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
38. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover - July 31, 2006 10:23 AM
I don't know if a lot of people know this, but Mel Gibson is one of those assholes who doesn't believe the Holocaust really happened. Someone should take him into a shower and turn on some poisonous gas...then shove a pickle up his ass for flare.
39. snookyookums - July 31, 2006 10:27 AM
#35 that was hysterical. Good one
40. katie - July 31, 2006 10:29 AM
leave it to the jews to whine whine whine on the board about anti semitism. they would be perfectly happy with it if he was bashing someone else. do you guys want some cheese with that?
hes right about the war thing unfortunately. you all wouldnt get so defensive if it wasnt true.
and it has nothing to do with the religion but with the behavior of the people who ascribe to it.
although not thinking the holocaust happened is severely fucked up. i just dont like any hyperreligious person, and mell gibson is insane.
41. frenchtoaststix - July 31, 2006 10:31 AM
I used to like Mel, back in the "Bounty" days when his bones were jumpable, but now he looks like Sadaam's more insane brother. After watching the Oscars(TM) when he won for Braveheart numerous times, I lost all respect for him. He didn't look at or acknowledge his wife sitting right next to him during these wins, just jumped up and grabbed his award. Hah! I didn't even mean to make a comical metaphor there. I'll bet he "grabs his award" everytime he sees a nice pair of "sugar tits."
42. katie - July 31, 2006 10:32 AM
#11 there is something wrong with him to have 11 kids and its called hes a crazy catholic.
43. Italian Stallion - July 31, 2006 10:32 AM
I wonder how he feels about black people?
44. LoneWolf - July 31, 2006 10:36 AM
Just because you're rich and famous doesn't mean that you're not as crazy as a shithouse rat.
45. alaskanchicsickle - July 31, 2006 10:38 AM
@34 I was thinking the same thing, I'm surprised he didn't start smearing his shit everywhere.
46. januaryanne - July 31, 2006 10:39 AM
@40 that's possibly the most retarded thing i've ever seen posted on this site.
you wouldnt get so defensive if it wasn't true??? that doesn't make sense. that's like, you find love when you stop looking for it. i would think that would decrease your chance. additionally, if i were jewish and someone accused me of that shit hitler did, i'd be "ascribin" to kickin your ass ASAP.
woo. pardon me for losing my temper. this si so uncharacteristic, what with me being just a regular caucasian and not having any of the more violent races in my blood.
47. bootface - July 31, 2006 10:50 AM
45 -
Mel Gibson: I have to use that money to build my church! I brought the fire and brimstone back to Christianity with "The Passion" and now I'm gonna start my own church! And do you know why? So I can play banjo! (singing while playing the banjo) Jesus, oh how I love ya, how I love ya Jesus!
48. Triumph Insult Dog - July 31, 2006 10:51 AM
All I could think about when I read this was that episode of "South Park" after he did the "Passion" movie. Hilarious!...
49. DancingQueen - July 31, 2006 11:03 AM
My boss is Jewish. No, not a Jewish carpenter.
50. goodaussiep - July 31, 2006 11:13 AM
Drunk? He blew a .12, and I don't think that qualifies for the, "I was soo drunk I don't remember hating Jews, and calling a cop sugartits" alibi. Lightweight.
51. katie - July 31, 2006 11:19 AM
here is the definition of defensive right from dictionary.com
Constantly protecting oneself from criticism, exposure of one's shortcomings, or other real or perceived threats to the ego.
ok, that being said, it was tongue in cheek, bc then i called him a crazy insane catholic, which, since i went to catholic school my entire life, i feel i can talk about.
and who said anything about hitler? what are you talking about you made no sense.
52. sky888 - July 31, 2006 11:23 AM
He ruined his own life and career. Very unbecoming for a brilliant actor. He should not be out, rehabilitate these kind of people for everybody's welfare.
53. Jules - July 31, 2006 11:29 AM
Gibson shouldn't be allowed in public anymore.
The worst part is, he is a celebrity and will get away with his "dispicable" behavior.
He's an a-hole.
54. jFp - July 31, 2006 11:36 AM
you guys are right about the South Park thing. I hope they do another show on him now. I hope his next movie dies at the box office but I know all the christians will line up in droves to support their leader.
55. LL - July 31, 2006 11:37 AM
Y'all, this is preemptive damage control for when his next movie comes out and blows and makes no money, he gets to blame the Jews. Cause that's what Jews are for, after all, an all-purpose scapegoat for everything that goes wrong anywhere in the world. For example, I was late for work today... damn Jews. It won't be that Mel's next movie sucks or anything, it's that all the Jews who run the whole entire world (even the vast majority of it that's as Jewish as bacon) kept all 6 billion of us from going to his movie. I'm telling ya, he's crazy... crazy like a fox.
This also gives me new respect for South Park. I liked it before, now I think I will make it my religion, because clearly they know all the secrets. Tom Cruise in the closet, Mel Gibson screaming gibberish... I'm beginning to believe a Trapper Keeper really could take over the world...
56. alaskanchicsickle - July 31, 2006 11:51 AM
@55 I was thinking along the same lines. Trey and Matt really are some uncannily perceptive mofos. And Matt is a smokin' sexy Jew. And you know all Jewish men are animals in the sack, grrrrowwl baby.
57. januaryanne - July 31, 2006 11:56 AM
@51 katie i'm sorry i just didn't see tongue in cheek there. i will take your word for it and apologize for having posted before i had my coffee.
p.s. sorry about the catholic school, now i feel bad for you.
58. HollyJ - July 31, 2006 12:12 PM
I think the entire universe already knew Gibson was a raving Christian-zealot Jew-hater. Is this supposed to be news?
Next movie:
"The Passion of Hizbullah"
59. RichPort - July 31, 2006 12:12 PM
Damn bible bullies. Isn't he an immigrant? They should call ICE on his ass. Jesus groupies make me sick.
60. Italian Stallion - July 31, 2006 12:17 PM
"Chicken bone neck cock sucking Jews"...........
61. Adult Underoos - July 31, 2006 12:17 PM
alcohol = truth serum
gibson is all but done in hollywood now
ps: sugar tits? lol
62. Merebear - July 31, 2006 12:19 PM
I think the first post is the funniest post I've read in a LONG time (and she didn't say first!!!)
Good one, Linnea.
Also, I'm really glad that Mel's not attractive anymore. I'd have a hard time disliking him this much if he still looked like he did in Lethal Weapon the first.
63. Adult Underoos - July 31, 2006 12:24 PM
ps: isn't "sugar tits" the name of a breakfast cereal?!
64. Fatty Boom-Batty - July 31, 2006 12:48 PM
Is anyone else seeing these perfectly relevent ads at the top of their screens? I like how I can "read Jesus' final words from the original eyewitness biographies" and also how to get "reliable info on symptoms, causes, and effective treatments" of Alcohol Abuse. To me it is better than the article...
65. The Atheist Jew - July 31, 2006 12:55 PM
South Park had Mel pegged. Check this out:
http://tinyurl.com/glljx
66. HarryNipples - July 31, 2006 1:06 PM
He's right about the jews...they caused the tsunami and the recent heat wave - I have also suspected for years that my being ditched on prom night was also the work of the jews...
What a major douchenik - I don't suppose Spielberg will be calling him anytime soon for any upcoming projects...apparently there is a TAPE of Melvin's tirade - "The Best of Mel - Live in Malibu"...
67. biatcho - July 31, 2006 1:08 PM
Whoa, I totally had the EXACT same Saturday night as Mel Gibson. sweet.
68. HarryNipples - July 31, 2006 1:09 PM
Maybe he can get a job doing stand-up in the Catskills...
69. biatcho - July 31, 2006 1:09 PM
'cept I don't have to apolgize for my beahvior, it's all a part of my charm.
70. chelleann66 - July 31, 2006 1:14 PM
@50
BAC of .12? Are you frickin' kidding me?
God damned amateur.
71. jrzmommy - July 31, 2006 1:16 PM
I don't really care too much about Mel Gibson anymore now that he's over 50 and old and ugly. It's not a huge secret that he's a drunk and a Jew hater anyhow.
72. Linnea - July 31, 2006 1:22 PM
#62
I try to keep my artistic credibility. :P
73. teenage fairy - July 31, 2006 1:45 PM
last time I checked, wasn't mel jewish?
74. januaryanne - July 31, 2006 4:04 PM
@ 73 how often have you been checking
75. shankyouverymuch - July 31, 2006 4:04 PM
... “87 mph in a 45 mph zone” ... "Are you a Jew?" … Mel IS the road warrior on so many different levels Mad Max Rules... or in this case, I need to write “Mad Mel” rules... this guy is pure 24 carrot gold, with a platinum chaser in my mind... viva-la-Mel, NO need to sober up, just go man go...
Peace out Jews...
76. Sheva - July 31, 2006 4:22 PM
Okay, let's get the rules clear to all you rookies on Hollywierd:
1. If you a muslim, you get a free pass. Feel free to talk about empire, Caliphates and Islamic domination all you want. Don't worry if it sounds violent or gets out of hand.
Remember, you are a minority, you get a free pass.
2. Any attack on Christian or Catholic values is to be deemed bravery. You can piss on a crucifix, use shit for a depiction of Christian figures, devote film budgets depicting priests as all homos (but only in a bad way), etc, etc.
3. Remember that nothing is worse than being a Nazi. It doesn't matter if almost every single one of them is dead or has been dead. You gotta milk that. Every gentile is guilty of being a nazi or supporting them, in one way or another. (As for all the commies walking around and their 100 million victims, hey they were just well meaning misunderstood folks. No movie there, move along.)
4. Pornography is just free speech and should be protected. One day, we'll get that under 18 thing fixed. But in the meantime, the tribel has to collect big time.
5. You can your wife or your date ala Phil Spector, bed a 13 year old ala Roman Polanski, do lots of drugs and be a complete dick and all is forgiveable except one thing....
Don't mess with the tribe.
Having said that, take the shackles off the Israelis and let them finish the job.
And let's hope Mel gets help for his disease.
77. Justin Igger - July 31, 2006 4:23 PM
once someone thought i was a jew but i told them i'm Justin Igger and dat was da end of dat
78. jFp - July 31, 2006 4:33 PM
shoveitSheva
79. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 31, 2006 4:44 PM
51. No. You can't feign sarcasm after people call you on Nazi propaganda.
Mel Gibson may be insane, but that observance does not give you the right to call Jews "whiners" for being outraged at the comments of a cocksucking anti-Semite.
40. Nazi bitch.
76. Let's hope Mel gets a one way ticket to Beirut, with an Israeli GPS tracker inserted in his rectum.
77. Why, ...
_________________________________________
I am also personally offended that Mel Gibson used the term "sugar tits". Just as I am offended that Alec Baldwin used the term "fruit salad head". Not because the terms are actually derogatory, but because they are gay.
Learn to curse, fucktards!
80. Sheva - July 31, 2006 4:57 PM
78. - Aren't you late for a Lindzer Lowhore event? Like a drunken cokefest with blowbangs for all with her mom?
Now 79. - appropriate punishment would be for Mel to be given a gun and sent out with the IDF. Then he'd see the wisdom of his errors.
That would be a just way for him to learn from his mistake.
81. Anida S. Hower - July 31, 2006 5:00 PM
Apparently people who've made a movie about Jesus tend to think more highly of themselves. He ain't that great, he ain't that good-looking and apparently, he's also a dumbass.
82. nico - July 31, 2006 5:01 PM
wait, am I the only jew who reads this site?
yea, I am jewish, and there is definitely a conspiracy that we're all a part of. you think we actually go for "religious services" at temple? it's all divided up around the country. in LA for example (where I am), we discuss how to further infiltrate the entertainment business. we actively make mel gibson's life more difficult. every day. so he is totally entitled to complain.
right.
83. Spindoc - July 31, 2006 5:04 PM
#34, you're right! he must have acted like this before and the guys from South Park saw it because the South Park Episode was just too dead on and it took place a year or so ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_UTOSOqXA4&eurl=
84. sirokai - July 31, 2006 5:05 PM
Everyone knows that people tell nothing but the truth about how they feel when they are drunk. Mel Gibson can try all he wants to cover up his sick character when he's sober, but we've known all along that he thinks he "owns malibu," hates jews, and doesn't respect women one bit. If anyone on here is a Mel Gibson fan, smack yourself in the face. Hard.
85. SsssshYouDon'tKnowMe-HiMom! - July 31, 2006 5:06 PM
What a shame! What was the Passion of the Christ movie all about???! Guess it was just another money-making project in the guise of something profound and meaningful in Mr. Gibson's life. He apologized to the whole earth EXCEPT to the Jews - what's that all about??! It really shouldn't be a surprise - but you would think Mel Gibson would have been one of the least fake people in showbiz!
86. Sheva - July 31, 2006 5:10 PM
Nico, does your dad know what you are up to?
Trying to take dad's job is like fratricide or something like that.
As for Mel, he took crap for a year before the movie even opened. And there's nothing worse than being iced before your movie opens but slurring it for a full year before it's even seen?
Becoming the 7th highest money maker in film was done with no Hollywierd support at all, in fact they tried to kill it but failed.
Some habits just die hard. :)
87. biatcho - July 31, 2006 5:28 PM
I remember the good old days when making fun of jews was perfectly & socially acceptable. So we can't do that anymore either? Goddamn it. can't smoke in a bar, can't make fun of jews, what's next - having to report every crap I take to the government for testing???? Well I say, here's my BudMud from this past weekend - lick it up fucker.
88. ivri - July 31, 2006 5:32 PM
of COURSE mel gibson owns malibu. i mean, it's a matter of the six degrees of craziness. jesus owns the world. therefore jesus owns malibu. mel gibson directed that movie about jesus. therfore jesus hearts mel. ergo, mel owns malibu. it just took us all longer to figure this out than mel because he was so hammered.
89. BIMBO the monkey - July 31, 2006 5:40 PM
@('.')@
Kiiich kich kiiiiich kich
kich kiiiiich kich
kiiiiich kich kich
kiiiiiich k**ch, K****ch
kich k*****ch kich
90. HarryNipples - July 31, 2006 5:42 PM
The jews caused my teenage acne - also my cousin Shirley failed her mid-terms 10 years ago, and I know for a fact that it was caused by the jews...my pet kittycat died of distemper in 1962 and when I poured my heart out to Mel Gibson, I discovered to my horror that the jews caused this atrocity also...
God I hate them...
91. Hopeless_Screenwriter - July 31, 2006 5:43 PM
@89 BIMBO
I was wondering the same thing.
Why do the Superfish
people bleep out the
words fuck, fucker
and fucking jew?
92. januaryanne - July 31, 2006 5:47 PM
SirPsychoSexy, thanks for the support.
Also, what is a fruit salad head supposed to be?
I pose a new addendum to superfish law: From now on, anything the monkey say, goes.
93. HarryNipples - July 31, 2006 5:49 PM
Maybe as an apology, he should let Bruce Vilanch circumsize him! Haaaaaaaa...
94. ImSuicidal - July 31, 2006 5:51 PM
fratricide >> f-r-a-t-r-i-c-i-d-e >> fratricide: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fratricide
95. ImSuicidal - July 31, 2006 5:56 PM
from #86 fratricide >> f-r-a-t-r-i-c-i-d-e >> fratricide: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fratricide
96. Marhaba - July 31, 2006 6:07 PM
Oh dear God, that South Park episode was funny AND prescient! :-D
You remember the one. The boys go see The Passion of the Christ. For Cartmen it's a call to become a Nazi-like president of the Mel Gibson fan club. Stan and Kyle think it's complete rubbish and they go to Gibson's house to get their money back. Gibson proves to be a complete freak, spouts gibberish, stalks the boys back to South Park, and cuts a big wet fart on Cartmen.
97. katie - July 31, 2006 6:08 PM
can we find another term besides nazi here. not everyone who disagrees with an idea is a nazi. seriously get a freakin life, or at least a dictionary. nazi propaganda, laughable indeed. nazi propganda would be saying an entire group of people need to die or something like that. since i am catholic and nazi's hate catholics i think your assertion is just plain stupid. moron learn your freaking facts.
not only that, but it was a joke. do you believe that nico is also part of that gigantic jewish conspiracy to take over the world just like he said?
loser.
mel gibson should be taken out back and shot just for being a religious nut. its what i think should happen to every religious nut i dont care what religion they ascribe to.
98. LEMONSQZ - July 31, 2006 6:14 PM
Well personally, I am Christian (NON PRACTICING) and I do drink and I have said a few bad slang words towards idiots. I don't really feel the guy should get the shaft...although I wouldn't mind but anyhow, he should not be judged by his father nor what he said when he was drunk. If he hated Jews so bad then the movie he produced would have had some bad light on Jews. Thanks yall! First post!
99. LEMONSQZ - July 31, 2006 6:19 PM
Oh, and it's unfair to say someone saying "F@#$@#g Jews" is bad when "N$GG##'s" is not. JMO though, it should be the same for all.
100. stingybtchsuzy - July 31, 2006 6:41 PM
#76 said:
"3. Remember that nothing is worse than being a Nazi. It doesn't matter if almost every single one of them is dead or has been dead."
You mean they're coming back now?
101. alaskanchicsickle - July 31, 2006 6:41 PM
@97 Katie Holmes, is that you??
102. stingybtchsuzy - July 31, 2006 6:45 PM
I don't understand why every time some celebrity gets wasted, they have a "disease" that they need to seek treatment for.
Getting drunk and making an ass of yourself is not a disease. While I believe alcoholism exists, a single incident of drunken assininity is not necessarily proof that the person in question is an alcholic. Down here in KeeeyinTucky we'd just call him a "mean drunk."
103. katie - July 31, 2006 6:48 PM
yes and its true TCLTC!!!!!!
104. diddleysquat - July 31, 2006 6:49 PM
Mel Gibson calling a female officer "sugartits" has got to be one of the funniest f*cking things I've heard in a long time. I STILL LOVE YA MEL!!! MAD MUTHERF*CKING MAX!!!!
105. LindaParson - July 31, 2006 7:04 PM
FIRST biatches!!
106. ebayfan414 - July 31, 2006 7:08 PM
#82 Nico, I'm Jewish, and we have those meetings too! At "services" we discuss how to take over the greater Chicagoland area, infiltrate the government, cause teenage acne, run every bank in America, and kill people's pets. After "services" we sit around whining and whining, as Katie pointed out.
All in a day.
107. ImSuicidal - July 31, 2006 7:21 PM
Is it me or is Mel Gibsons expression remarkably similar to Colin Farrells in this SF post: http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/07/21/colin_farrell_drives_women_cra.html It must be an Aussie thing mate!
108. LL - July 31, 2006 7:32 PM
I'm an atheist, but if had to choose sides between the Jews who run the world or Mel "Sugartits" Gibson, you know who I'm choosing... That's right, I'm with Mel. 'Cause crazy people are easy to manipulate. You just say you're Jesus and they'll do anything you want. Plus, you can get Mel all drunk and shit and then take compromising pictures of him with young boys, then you'd be set for life! He's got all that Jesus money to pay you off with, provided he didn't waste it all making another movie where all the characters speak in an obscure language. Wait...
109. nico - July 31, 2006 7:57 PM
#97, I'm female.
#106, I am so glad to hear our evil plots are going according to plan across the US. Yesterday, I started a small war in an African nation. All by my Jew self! Can you believe it?
Mel is screwed. We own Hollywood. The conspiracy is real. Protect your children!
110. Tits_McGhee - July 31, 2006 9:07 PM
Isn't it funny how really "religious" people, like holy rollers turn out to be the most fucked up out of anyone? You know, the kind of people who don't practice what they preach. I like to call them hypocritical Christians, the ones that give good Christians a bad name.
I'm sure Jesus would approve, Mr. Gibson. He being Jewish and all.
111. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 31, 2006 9:29 PM
97. In post 40, you said,
"hes right about the war thing unfortunately. you all wouldnt get so defensive if it wasnt true"
As I believe that you are probably not intelligent enough to understand sarcasm, and your posts are completely void of anything resembling humor, I must conclude that you are an anti-Semite.
Hitler used similar indefensible arguments about Jewish conspiracies to justify his actions, ...
Nazi bitch.
112. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 31, 2006 9:29 PM
97. In post 40, you said,
"hes right about the war thing unfortunately. you all wouldnt get so defensive if it wasnt true"
As I believe that you are probably not intelligent enough to understand sarcasm, and your posts are completely void of anything resembling humor, I must conclude that you are an anti-Semite.
Hitler used similar indefensible arguments about Jewish conspiracies to justify his actions, ...
Nazi bitch.
113. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 31, 2006 9:31 PM
97. In post 40, you said,
"hes right about the war thing unfortunately. you all wouldnt get so defensive if it wasnt true"
As I believe that you are probably not intelligent enough to understand sarcasm, and your posts are completely void of anything resembling humor, I must conclude that you are an anti-Semite.
Hitler used similar indefensible arguments about Jewish conspiracies to justify his actions, ...
Nazi bitch.
114. jrzbardyke - July 31, 2006 9:35 PM
Sadly, "sugar tits", is likely to be Mel Gibson's only positive contribution to our culture. Fucking Jesus freak.
115. jrzbardyke - July 31, 2006 10:22 PM
Fucking Jesus freak.
116. HarryNipples - July 31, 2006 10:27 PM
Thank goodness for those big, hunky Jewish boys and their big, circumsized cocks...should I have chosen a career path in Hollywood, I am sure I would have had more than my fair share of same, something Nancy Reagan in her younger days, eagerly partook of...I still think Mel should get circumsized by some angry Jewish grandmother with a rolling pin, or something suitably painful...
117. HarryNipples - July 31, 2006 10:30 PM
My mother's bundt cake fell the other day, and we are quite convinced that it was the fault of the jews...
Seriously, has this idiot sincerely apologized to the jewish community besides saying something about making "despicable comments???"
118. GG 4.33 - July 31, 2006 11:18 PM
Up next, Mel kicks Holocaust survivors asses for questioning his father's beliefs, calls Oskar Schindler a semen swirlin' fag, sends a turd to Steven Spielberg, and tries to burn all copies of Shoah (Shoah, for those who don't know, is a 9 hour documentary about Holocaust survivors).
119. Getitstraight - August 1, 2006 12:30 AM
#77 - OMG that was really funny. I could not stop LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I read it over about 6 times, kinda dumb but hilarious. Thanks I needed that.
120. Getitstraight - August 1, 2006 12:32 AM
#77 - OMG that was really funny. I could not stop LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I read it over about 6 times, kinda dumb but hilarious. Thanks I needed that.
121. Gogo - August 1, 2006 2:23 AM
Sugartits? Ha!
122. Gogo - August 1, 2006 2:24 AM
Sugartits? Ha!
123. WorldWideWendy - August 1, 2006 5:00 AM
First
124. thatthingisgood - August 1, 2006 8:38 AM
I mean really, who gives a sh*t. He made an ass of himself. He feels worse now than any cop or jew he might have offended. Seriously though, its not like he said I hate all f-ing jews & cops. Last I checked there were bigger problems in the world.
125. januaryanne - August 1, 2006 10:40 AM
how come it's not ok for mel to say that shit about jewish people but nobody seems to have a problem with making fun of christians? i'm not trying to be poignant or whatever - I seriously want to know the answer. aer well just angry bitter products of the churches we went to when we were growing up, so we feel we have the right?
oh my gosh i am seriously -- what am i doing saying this on the superficial. where is that "philosophy of faith" gossip blog i go to.
126. coolnina97 - August 1, 2006 12:51 PM
Found the mugshot: http://coolnina97.blogspot.com/2006/08/mel-gibsons-mug-shot.html
127. E-Dawg - August 1, 2006 2:32 PM
#124: there are bigger problems in the world, most of which are caused by the kind of feelings Mel is apparently harboring.
128. a concerned fan - August 1, 2006 3:27 PM
mmmmm....sugar tits
129. bunnyhugger - August 1, 2006 7:16 PM
having been raised episcopalian (catholic lite) and also an avowed drunk (one of those i still practice, are you listening hopeless?) i know that i have said and done things totally against character while under the influence (aha, y'all are still guessing which, right?).for instance, there is no way in hell that i would show my tits around the neighborhood. but in n'awlins, surrounded with friendly parrot heads and beer fumes, i was proud to bring home a nice selection of beads.
thus, (shit, did i just say thus?) i have a hunch that besides being drunk on his ass,
his racial comments most likely came as habit, having been raised by a father like that. i know i use a lot of expressions which sound racist, but it's just shit that comes out from growing up with very southern roots. i don't mean a thing by it, and my family doesn't mean anything.
and i only say that because, seriously, i would LOVE to have mel gibson in handcuffs for an hour or two. no, really.
begin the flame. i can handle it. WTF are the mugshots????
130. StylinRed - August 2, 2006 11:48 AM
i always love reading people claiming "OH HES AN HOLOCAUST NONBELIEVER DIE!!!" always bending the truth just slighlty to suit their views... whenever you get a "holocaust nonbeliever" 99% of the time they just doubt certain aspects of the Holocaust because there's no proof or there's conflicting EVIDENCE.
They're NOT denying the entire holocaust just certain parts, they still believe Jews got persecuted/murdered along with other faiths and peoples.
Regardless of that though many Jews love to jump on it and force a will over all people to see it their way only... so much so that they created their own special word for Prejudice (semite,semitism)
it's quite pathetic, so is the blowing up of this incedent.
131. duoneb - August 2, 2006 4:56 PM
What did Gibson turn into mad max? Looks like it what a jerk, he really needs to check himself into more than a hospital how about letting the police take him to a dark alley and give him a little thearpy of their own and then turn him over to some jewish bad asses. Think he would learn?
132. vasnik - August 2, 2006 7:20 PM
Thanks Mel! His rant has actually inspired me to design a sweet tee:
http://www.zazzle.com/vasnik*/product/235268420745018588
133. vasnik - August 2, 2006 7:20 PM
Thanks Mel! His rant has actually inspired me to design a sweet tee:
http://www.zazzle.com/vasnik*/product/235268420745018588
134. vasnik - August 2, 2006 7:21 PM
Thanks Mel! His rant has actually inspired me to design a sweet tee:
http://www.zazzle.com/vasnik*/product/235268420745018588
135. don'tusuallydish - August 3, 2006 1:36 AM
How come no one has broken the story that Gibson had a young, long-haired Jewish boy living in Gibson's guest house in Malibu for at least 12 yrs? He just moved out a couple of yrs. ago. How do I know? Because he's my first cousin. Didn't have a job the whole time he lived w/Gibson, but apparently didn't need any $ to do anything. We all thought it was strange, but I think Gibson liked cuz to fulfill his alternative desires. Check it out. It's all true
136. hope - August 6, 2006 12:44 PM
booze isnt a truth serum! How many times have you been loaded and told someone you love em when you really hate their freakin guts? Shit, the loser pack of hyenas should leave Mel alone.
137. hope - August 6, 2006 12:44 PM
booze isnt a truth serum! How many times have you been loaded and told someone you love em when you really hate their freakin guts? Shit, the loser pack of hyenas should leave Mel alone.
138. hope - August 6, 2006 12:46 PM
yeah I got a cousin living with Tom Cruise!
139. hope - August 6, 2006 12:47 PM
who cares
140. laura williams - June 9, 2007 12:35 PM
At least he took his punishment like a man and not whinnyass crybaby like paris hilton.