Jul 17 2006Marissa Miller is in decent shape

My penis is about to get a decent workout.

who the hell is this person?

Jeez. More fake boobs? Boo. Where are the articles about the in decent shape men?

of Victoria's Secret fame... not that I read that.

Here you go:

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_200/242_marisa_miller.html

Oh...my....good.....Lord.

THAT, ladies, is how to look for your mate.

Yeah, uhm, Mr. Superficial?

WHO THE FUCK IS MARISSA MILLER!!?!?!?!?

heh. titties.

Oh, I see, she's some two-bit underwear "model"?

the same "who the fuck" still applies, who gives a fucking shit?

her boobs look funny and shes too skinny.

still hott though.

Marisa Miller is what a woman is supposed to look like. For the uninitiated, she is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria's Secret Model who lives on So. Cal and spends her day either surfing in a bikini or hanging out in lingeire. She was in Perfect 10 magazine which apparently requires the models to prove they have not had a tit job.

Damn!

13!! The last picture is the only decent one... her boobies are far to large.

She looks good. And they're real? Excellent!
See girls if you don't shovel crap into your mouth you can look good too. Okay maybe not this good, but still, we don't have to be a nation of cows. It's not the Hindu nation.

She looks great.
She should have fine oils rubbed all over and have as many nude photo's taken as possible. Bask in the glory of that beautiful nubile body and have it pampered and massaged often.

Because a few years ago, Tara looked that good walking on the beach too.

Yeah she looks amazing!!!

I was skeptical that a bathing suit bottom like that could look good on a woman that isn't anorexic, but she definitely makes it work.

I thought the way the bathing suit cutting in and making small "muffin tops" over the bathing suit bottom was a bad thing, but apparently not!

Well, I for one, would NOT push her face away from my labia area if she so insisted upon trying out new tongue techniques upon said area.

In fact, I would invite Cruising and pinky for a foursome...

Now that's a fun Monday night...

Man I fucking LOVE lesbian sex...

Hahahahahahahah, the first thing she does every morning to check the surf. Riiiight, 'cause she's one of these "surfing's a way of life" idiots.

Well, honey, pretty soon you should start checking your skin for cancer if you keep that shit up.

Isn't Tara one of these California bimbos too? Sun abused skin = leather.

Yes, she is GORGEOUS. like enough to gasp at.. especially in the face. but those breasts are fake and quite gross. Look at that next to last picture. Ehh.. I wonder what she looked like before the boob job. I'd take Mischa Barton's anyday over those.

i don't know who she is, but i, personally, am offended.
nobody should look that good in real life.

Just remember, before you girls start making face time with her clit that my manmeat will be there in the way.

She should pay close attention to the Tara Reid picture. "Beware girls, this too could happen to you when you least expect it. One day you're being worshipped and the next you're being made fun of. All on the Superficial!"

I think I love her. Its time for me to make an appearance on her chest! Sorry Jessica my sweet but one piece of pussy is not enough.

I agree.

Again, Damn!

http://www.heavenlycelebrities.com/Pics/marisa_miller/pages/marisa_miller15_jpg.htm

I am a heterosexual 20-year-old female and I would hit that so hard there would be notable seismic activity attesting to the fact in Miami.

Seriously, that woman is beautiful. I've never heard of her, but she's gorgeous.

Is that a handcuff bikini top? I love anything with handcuffs....

And by the way, I mean the two straps look like they are mini-handcuffs.

3. You got your Marshall Mathers freak on, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the incredible view, ...

#19. What a bitter hag you have to be. I am guessing you dont live in California where people actually have learned how to apply sunscreen and can spend the day at the Beach without turning into a burnt turd. All presumptions aside, the girl obviously stays healthy by surfing. Surfers usually wake up at the crack of dawn to hit the waves, so the partying lifestyle isn't going to reach the Tera Reid level, and I dont think she would be a Sports Illustrated Model for the past three or so years if her tits looked like they were implanted by baboons.

#20. You are either a gay man, a child molestor who prefers the look of a prepubescent waif or a woman who simply does not understand what men find sexy.

#26. Thank you for the pic.

this woman is so hot she's making women change teams. i know it doesn't need to be said, but i'd hit it. then go back for seconds... thirds... hell, as long as she's dishing it i'm taking it.

know what else is HOT about her????????

No stupid tattoo's.

Marissa Miller is hands down the hottest girl in the world and the pictures above prove it. She grew up surfing in Santa Cruz (which helped give her the amazing body and tan) and she is 100% real (no fake boobies). Anyone who does not realize that Marissa Miller is amazingly attractive most likely has sex with ugly people. Or no sex at all... And for those who don't know who she is, you should try picking up a magazine or turning on the TV every so often. She is one of the most famous models in the world.

@17

You should say "my labia" in every post. You should also end every post with a invite for Lesbian threesomes.
You should also whisper Cruising in my ear as you gently...

I'm not positive but I believe it is MARISA not Marissa. And yes, it matters. It matters a lot to me.

Great..a Jessica Simpson clone. Keep jerking your sad weeners and flicking your lesbo beans to some no name beach skank. Boring shit.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_19.html

Evidence there is a God, part II
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_11.html

Evidence there is a God, Part III

3.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_7.html

Evidence there is a God, Part IV
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_3.html

She's very lovely, but this wouldn't be The Superficial if we weren't pointing out flaws now would it?

Has anyone else noticed how boney her toes are?

(Yeah, I had to go there. She's hard to criticize, which is a compliment to her.)

Yea, she's nice looking, but I'd bet herpes right off Porous Hilton's crotch that Pam Anderson gives waaaaaaay betterhead.

I agree she is gorgeous, but I highly doubt the authenticity of those boobs as evidenced by this photo from awful plastic surgery: Real boobies do not have pronounced lines above them when you are reclining.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

sorry, the link didn't work with the previous post.

Feh. She'll have something I won't when she's sixty: the "softballs in socks" look. (Yay A-cup!)

That said, I'd still do her.

38. You are either lobotomized, a bitter, big, fat slab of hog shemale, or gay. Or, quite possibly, some combination thereof.

This woman is simply fine.

45/46,

have you ever heard of a corset? if not, here's a quick rundown: it's an incredibly tight top that women wear to make the boobies bigger (think victorian times). thus, when she reclines, said boobies appear to have no sag whatsoever. ergo, you're wrong and she's stunningly gorgeous.

Eh. She is, as the man said, decent. Her stomach is too flat. I know boys everywhere are screaming with laughter that I said that, but I find a curved stomach to be soooooooo much sexier, like Adriana Lima:

http://img.atpictures.com/adriana/894101_Adria_Nevad.jpg

Now THAT is a perfect body. Natural tits, a soft yet trim stomach, and an AMAZING ass. Marisa has NO ass, and kind of chunky thighs. And wow, her tits are DEFINITELY fake. Yeah.

Where are the posts about Adriana?

Clearly with pictures like these masturbation material is a good option-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/masturbation-tips-toys.htm

Her face isn't that great....and you can tell she spends a lot of time in the sun. She has age spots all over her skin. Otherwise she has a great body, mediocre face.

I'd wrestle her to the ground. But only to get her bikini. I wonder if it's a Victoria Secrets one. Anyway you miserable old trolls, what's wrong with fake boobs? Hurrah for silicone!

Now that I'm sober, she ain't that fine...

she's o.k..7 at best.

Women are self-concious hyppocrites.

You all want so much to look like these celebrities for you own busted egos and then when one looks this good, you hate on her for it.

If you know its an unrealistic body image to attain, why set the bar so high for yourself?

Keep critcizing you homely bitches.

Her skin is leathery, her boobs are fake, her face isn't great.

Shut the fuck up you miserable Old Harpies!

Yeah? Well, show her from the back. Then I'll decide whether or not this homely bitch is impressed.

The boobs are definitely fake- the shape gives it away. At least she didn't go overboard on it. Her face looks a lot prettier here than in the catalogues, which is surprising!

who is she and why do we care

Wow. I don't know who she is but she looks great.

Bottom-heavy though. Her hips are much wider than her chest, which is probably why she got her tits done so everyone would be concentrating on them instead of the thunder thighs.

It works tho. Kelly larkson should take example. the fat whale.

For all you fugly haters who say she has no ass, Exhibit A

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2006_swimsuit/models/06_marisa_miller_13.html

why do people keep asking who she is...so you not read #4's comment...she's a Victoria's Secret model

It's Miller Time..............

While she is a beautiful girl, I have to say those udders are definitely of the prosthetic variety.

cool bikini. she better put some serious sunscreen on--them moles on her belly are a little scary.

move over bea arthur! i have a NEW fantasy woman to think about when pulling the goalie...i love you marissa....more then i love any of the golden girls...

www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com

So if the women here shouldn't post anything negative about anybody more attractive than themselves, then the men on this board should be banned from posting about any male celebrity, except maybe Kate Moss' ex-boyfriend. This board would have almost no posters to keep it going. Even Tom Cruise is better than the average man out there. so quit crying uggos.

She looks pretty great to me.

These pictures remind me of the time I walked down a crowded beach in my bikini and several men could be heard screaming in ecstacy as their testicles exploded within their scrotums and women impaled themselves on their beach umbrellas in despair. It was a day of much spilt semen and blood, but that's what you get when you are built to the exact specifications of every male fantasy and you use your powers to destroy testicles.

Okay she's got a nice long torso, but sadly on reinspection she also has the work of the tittie surgeon.

Okay, who's complainin.

Amen #68. All those comments about how we're supposed to starve ourselves so we can look like this skinny bitch – is it any wonder so many women have body issues? Not saying you should just let yourself go – I'm a firm believer in daily exercise - but come on! This body is not attainable by people that have other things to do during the day besides surf and shop.

And yet, we're supposed to accept our men just the way they are - thinning hair, beer gut, hairy backs and all.

for all the asshole men that are saying that all women should look like this girl (yes she is very beautiful, i agree!) maybe all men should look like this.
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0348150/4774.LAT.jpg
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0348150/12293.jpg

Woot woot, spatz! Though I would really prefer this:

http://www.joelysueburkhart.com/hello/73/1539/640/hugh_jackman.jpg

or this
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0358273/Ss/0358273/WTL191.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Phoenix,%20Joaquin

To all the guys that think her boobs are too big, the only woman who might fit that category is - NSFW - http://www.normastitz.com - otherwise, I, personally have never, EEEEEEEEVER, seen boobs that were too big.

Her boobs are the size of three footballs each. Personally I think a certain someone up above or maybe just a surgeon down the street is about to get a good spanking for making her look more plastic than a Malibu barbie about to tip over. So, no thanks I don't want to look like that.

Her boobs are the size of three footballs each. Personally I think a certain someone up above, or maybe just the surgeon down the street is about to get a good spanking for making her appear more plastic than a Malibu barbie about to tip over. So, no thanks I don't want to look like that.

I shall now hold every man to the following standard....they must look like Him, speak beautiful Italian like Him, have blue eyes like Him and make as much money as Him....
hhttp://calcio.ifrance.com/images/cannavaro2.jpg

We are missing the MOST important point here, people: WHERE can I get that swimsuit?!?

I covet it.

should i even say this? - i don't see it. sure she is pretty - but not the hottest ever!! this is just a mole-covered woman with stone phillips' face shape, really long intestines (why else would there be a foot and a half between her bell button and her hoo ha!) and a boob job. women are not "supposed" to look like anything but if this is all we have to aim for, hell it's going to be easier than i thought.

i suppose it boils down to the idea that if i were going to be gay, i'd gay it up with mena suvari long before i'd gay it up with a girl who isnt even as pretty as all the women in my family.

She is simply STUNNING & Natural. No fake ta-tas for her, unlike Xtina Uglyera who might have a great voice, but couldn't look "natural" if they scraped off the pounds of makeup she uses everyday. I digress.
Marisa Miller is gorgeous (along with Adriana Lima, and all the other sports illustrated & victoria's secret models).
How else are they making millions off their physical beauty?!? She's a perfect 10 in my book.

Finally a woman who actually looks decent -- the other ones everyone drools over just don't make any sense. This one is gorgeous, and, for another couple years she'll have it made.

@74 Oh hell yes!! He's fucktastic, mmmmm!

Yeah...but how's ass!?!?! C'mon...always need at least one ass pic.

is this her? cause there be some mucho air-brushing! still i must say, she's pretty...and i love that she has an ass. the boobies are kinda bad though :/

errr click on my name for the link. god i suck at life.

who is Marissa Miller .... don't really care but she has a really hot body...:-<

She is so hot I would fuck her great grandmother, and I would tell people that I fucked Marissa Millers' great grandmother.

#49
the fact that her breasts stay up in that picture isn't what makes it obvious that they're fake. It's the definite line between her boob and her ribs

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html
(again, for your convenience)
even natural large breasts on skinny girls have gradual shapes, since the breasts are made out of fat- not halved cantaloupes.
and I would know because I am one of said girls. (that would be the former category, not the latter :P)

#50
I'm sorry to break it to you, but Adriana has implants as well
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005595.html

Wait... I see a flaw... I see a flaw... on her left shoulder there appears to be a teenie weenie little freckle. A little freckly freckle. A little snuggly wuggly freckly freckly. Oh my son I am getting an erection from a freckle.

My God - this woman = fucking hot... face looks like Jessica Simpsons a bit minus the bum chin, but hey, that only improves on perfection... I would like to get her number and force her into a threesome with my boyfriend and I? May he ignore me after awhile aka a few seconds? But yes... so would I... Fake boobs? Who cares... they make her look even better!

She's lover-ly.

No clue who she is, but she looks ALOT better than that pig Tara "Climb inside my Belly" Reid.

I like udders. I really do.

that's what I call pussylicious

i dont understand how her body can support her boobs if they are real.... biology just doesnt happen that way.

I don't know who marissa miller is, and she's not doing anything interesting, and I'm also not a man or a lesbian, so i really don't give a flying fuck about this article. I don't care about it so much that i'm going to post that i don't care about it.

I don't get her waist/hip ratio ...
Super high waist and hips that goes on forever ... She's OK but considering that she makes million with her body ? Hmmm ...

I'd scissor with her until my blades were dull.

I think evryone should look like this.....except me
http://www.ecranlarge.com/images/cinema/fiches/galeries/full/257ba96acfe4d392d88f619479c3cb5e.jpg

Tell you what, all you smart poeple out there telling me Marisa has fake boobs, put down the doritos, wipe off your grubby little fingers and do your best to find me some before photos of when she didn't have enormous cranks. Good luck with that. This is the best post in weeks. feel free to plaster swimsuit models all over this lame little site, regardless of what fags say.

WTF!?!?! we all fucking know the bitch is hot. However, this being what it is, "THE SUPERFICIAL" it's supposed to be more fun slamming the bitch.

jesus fucking christ.

Ans yes I am wearing a mankini, and yes, I am a 500lbs basement dweller

I'd hit it.

Is it just me or does she look alot like jessica simpson. Look closely and you will see it.

Especially in the picture #5 posted.

#92 didnt see your post there. I guess someone else agrees. Her face looks like a shrunken jessica simpson. Minus the chin. And possibly the nose.

very beautiful. she seems to have an inner peace that so many other stars lack, and that is so attractive. she looks kind of like Bridget Bardot <3 I personally think that she is a great example of a naturally beautiful healthy woman in perfect shape, and it doesn't get much better than that.

jealousy is a very ugly thing, girls.

56 i totally agree. relax bitches, go to a gym and stop being jealous.

"her stomach is too flat" haha, if only we all had that horrible, horrible problem.

um no. jessica simpson looks something like a pekanise dog with inflated fish lips. this woman is actually good looking...

I'm on the Superfish just for a good laugh, so if everyone is scrambling to compliment some chick who models in the time she can spare from surfing, *yawn* it's not all that fun. Especially when these censors decide that no one else can post anything amusing.

@ #68, #72, #81, #98 - totally agree with ya, but I've had to deal with a couple of criers/censors here before, so I'll play nice and say something positive...um, let's see...I do like the bikini (...but it would look better on me).

Sorry, I tried.

beach bikini shots never end up looking good. We're all used to the perfect photoshopped results that we've forgotten what real people look like...

I think shes drop dead georgeous... and for the other ladies out there.. what good does putting her down do huh... other than making yourselves feel important... i mean come on... seriously

She's beautiful. There's nothing to argue about. That doesn't mean other women can't be beautiful, either. Holy schnikes, people.

Hey, show me the most gorgeous woman in the world, and I'll show you one guy that's really tired of fucking her.

It just doesn't matter, yo.

105. It's just you. She's hot, you're not.

110. Post a pic, and let the SF freaks decide if you look better in a bikini than Marisa Miller, or not. I'm betting not, but I am willing to eviscerate you, if you're game.

Ass Perfection
http://all-celeb-nude.com/tgp/1_Marisa_Miller/marisa_miller_sexy_15.jpg

Ass perfection
http://all-celeb-nude.com/tgp/1_Marisa_Miller/marisa_miller_sexy_15.jpg

Perfect Ass part 2

http://www.famous-people-nude.com/celebs/marisa-miller/marisa-miller_06.jpg

i always envyed the victoria's secret models. i wish i were one. i have to admit that sometimes she looks kinda weird in victoria's secret catalogues though. i'd always look at her and think "damn, Heidi Klum always looks different in other magazines..." haha

but she is very pretty, nevertheless.

Beautiful schmeautiful. You can see how her tum was lipoed, and they did a bad job.

dare i ask the writer's physique sans shirt?

AH HA!!! NOT PERFECT!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

#114

Don't get all 'your jealous' on me. Sure shes hot that doesn't make me ugly, nor jealous.

in the last picture, i'm waiting for michelle rodriguez to come up behind her and start licking marissa's armpit hair

She's alright but she has a weird wrinkled body in the last picture.

I look fitter than her and I'm dead.

well this is a bit dumb, her boobs aren't fake dumbasses right here proves it.

to #121 she is wearing a corset.. that has a built in pushup.. of course her tits aren't going to lie down like that.

here proves her boobs are real. and here is her measurements :

34D-23-35

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/844/marisabestbest20bm8.jpg

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/313/marisabestbest24vw9.jpg

I think she's pretty, but she could be about 10 pounds thinner and she has way too many freckles.

I'm a guy who has normal taste in women. I like my women to look normal, and healthy, not starving like a death camp victim.

Marisa looks sickly thin. I just saw a pic of her ass on a site, and well... she had no ass when she sat down. Her ribs, and hip bones pop out. If you are a guy, and you think this is hot, you might want to examine your own sexuality. This chick looks like a twink with fake boobs.

I really do think either you're gay, or into little girls.

Hey, CP, do you think she should just die or something? I think if you took 10 lbs off of this woman, she would look like an AIDS patient. Heck, she already does look borderline AIDS.

She's already bony and sickly enough, jeez.

I am an 18 year old girl. I think she is gorgeous! It is really sad to read some of the comments posted. No...she's not perfect...big suprise....No one is!! However, she is pretty damn close! I bet most of the women posting these mean comments are not half of the woman she is! Stop being jealous and get some self confidence!