Jul 31 2006Lindsay Lohan's mother is an idiot

this bitch gives trophy wifes a bad name... but then i guess she's no longer a wife... and she sure as hell is neither a trophy or a good mom.

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

OK, these woman are trash, but I must say that is a pretty cute picture of them

At 19 I don't know anyone that took work that seriously including me. All of us would stay up all night and party. 2 or 3 hours sleep was all anyone needed to recover at that age. Anyone doing otherwise may have been staying home reading the good book... they were the ones we joked about.... the losers.

She's the kind of mom who gets pissed off at the school when her horrid brat of a child gets suspended for beating up another schoolmate.

p.s.

I'd do her mom....she's hot enough.

uh oh!
mommy's little moneybag has sprung yet another leak. only this time, even an aggressive round of antibiotics can't help.

This is a really funny piece on Blowhan:

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/fakebtmts/flash_video/btmts06_105

It's called living vicariously through your 19-year old. Dina, newsflash, you aren't that fuck-worthy anymore. Making your teenage daughter your best friend tends to blur that mother/daughter thing doesn't it?
Also, this is probably just a by-product of making your daughter your boss.

Seriously, how can she defend it? LL is on TMZ EVERYDAY leaving some club or bar, even the day before and after she was hospitalized. Which leads me to my next question - why do celebs always go to the hospital? What happened to private doctors?

1) Hohan is over 18. I could see Mommy protecting her if she was 12, but she's not.

2) #1 -- Heh. If Hohan's mom is a trophy wife, she'd be the "thanks for coming out" prize.

3) I didn't hear about her mom stepping up to the plate about the Firecrotch incident. Unless that part was true. Maybe Mrs. Hohan is Firecrotch Sr.

This woman thinks that it's bad for her daughter to get yelled at by her boss for not holding up her end of the bargain yet she finds it OK for her daughter to fuck every guy in Hollywood between the ages of 15 & 97, do a ton of drugs, drink booze & act like a whore, all at the tender old age of 19. Wow. What's up Mother of the Year! She's one step below this black chick I saw practically ripping her kids arm off the other day because he tried to eat her Three Musketeers bar. And by 3 Musketeers I mean 8 ball.

Have you ever known a mom of a child actor to be a rational woman? Lindsey HOhan's mom pimped her own daughter and is to blame for lindsey's drug fueled immaturity that's causing her to have issues now. I, therefore, give Lindsey's mom the "Biggest CUNT" award of the month. In fact, the CEO was more of a parent to her by telling her to shape up than that skank of a mother.

I didn't know her mother was a drag queen.

@ 2 - i am going to agree, and guess that this was taken before the self-tanner o.d.'ing. i can't prove it but i think kate moss is to blame somehow.

this is turning into a sarcastic christian web site. "let's rip into anyone enjoying the good life"

Losers

I love staying up late and getting buzzed too. I wish I had her money so I could do even more of it. The only reason for work is so you can enjoy the finer things in life, you dolts.

At 19, I was working at a newspaper, doing a radio job at 4 in the morning and going to school. At that time, I knew my priorities were not going out to party and snorting coke. In fact, it was all about work, work, work. Lindsay gets paid $7 million for doing something an ape can do, and better. So, why the fuck is her mom trying to defend her daguther's horrible work habits and her whoring around? Because she relys on her daughter's money to keep her in the latest fashions, and own the latest designer clothing, bags, etc.. She obviously uses her daughter as if she was a circus performer.Both need to get a reality check and fast!

"She's a human being".

...as much as some of us dislike her, have any of us been under the impression that she wasn't? Also the "everybody loves her" sounds a bit like the kid in class trying to convince himself he's not a loser: "Everybody loves me! Just 'cause I eat my boogers and they tripped me that one time---they love me! Everybody loves me! I'm cool!"

She's fucking right. I am a wonderful child. Who just happens to like coke, booze and cock. In any order. Or preferably all at once.

Lindsay's mom is such a milf

Do you really think Mumsy is going to say one WORD to piss off her little meal ticket??? Lohan could blow the LA Lakers, snort a pound of coke and furiously masturbate with a crucifix in the lobby of the Beverly Hilton while her head spins around, all in one night and Mumsy would simply say "My daughter is a wonderful child." Besides, it looks like Ma has done her share of late night coke and fellatio parties in the Hollywood Hills!!

Yeah, I'm just a teeny bit jealous...damn bitches...

I like how her mother says that Lindsay suffers from asthma, yet every other picture of that nasty skank is with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. mmmmm. cock, cigarettes and booze, I'll bet her breath smells nice.

Lindsay's mom aught start saving for a face lift before the ride's over, because woof woof.

losers

coke is great...wish I had a pound

I'd dip my tool in it and I bet most of you would lick it off.

Bet some of you would do that sans coke

Kissing that little bitch is like Frenching a rancid jar of mayonnaise that's been used as an ashtray...

(every other picture of that nasty skank is with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth)

post one of those

Remember when Britney was (is) going through all that shit and everyone kept asking where the fuck her mum was?

Well Hohan's mum can't be that bad if she's still sticking by her daugthers side after all the crap she's pulled.

http://hollywood-candy.blogspot.com/2006/03/dina-lohan-cries-over-lindsays.html

Haha... "Hohan" is a wonderful child...

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

thanks, that's hot.

I've been looking for one of those.

I like jFp trying desperately to get a reaction.
Lindsay's mom is a hobag.
My ass itches.

You know, it really says something when somebody who works in Hollywood comes out and says that someone has a problem with partying too much. You see about a mugshot a week from some actor busted for something or other, and the studios never say anything about it. It must be a spectacular occurance for a producer to come out and risk ticking off his star by pointing out that, yes, honey, famous people have to show up for work and memorize lines, too.

http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm

I am slightly frightened by those eyebrows of hers.

She's got a major turkey neck, mostly from too much sun, smoking Daddy Camel's since she was 9 years old and straining to catch that last rope of cum at all of those Hollywood fuck parties she goes to - (I am talking about Hohan's mummy...) trailer trash worthy of the Federlines...

I love the web of lies... everyone knows what's going on, with the partying and the coke, but let's just all deny it.

@22: Where do I sign up? LOL...

At any rate...these kids are messed up. Her mom is a straight WHORE. People just don't talk about it because it's like yesteryear's news. I bet you Lindsay's running around the movie set with the sniffles and wet nose talkin about how her "alergies" are killing her. She needs to contact Kirstie Alley and find out how to do blow the inconspicuous way! LOL...

"I can tell her to stop, but I'm her mother. Does anyone listen to their mother at 19?"', but she complains that the CEO paying her daughter millions is mean. Welcome to the real world Dina.

You totally missed the part where she said that Lindsay was going to win an OSCAR for the part.

“As far as Lindsay's health is concerned, she's fine and she is back on set. She will win an Academy Award for this picture… Justice!'

Yah, her mom is insane..

srce: http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4332

I'd like to inform Mrs. Lohan that her own daughter, Lindsay, is 20, not 19. Perhaps a review of the birth certificate would be in order. Perhaps said birth certificate was rolled, however, to help with the cokefest, and the date is a little smudged now. Just like Mrs. Lohan's brain matter.

when I was 19, I liked to party, too. I hated going to work in the morning, but I really needed that $3.35 an hour, if for no other reason than to finance my next sixpack of Old Mil. Like Lindsay, I screwed up once....

It was a damp and moldy night in the college dorms. My roommate was packing up her stuff to move back home in the morning. She had some brownie mix in her stuff, and someone said, "who has pot?" (we called it "pot" back in those days). No one had any, not even Janet and Ruth down the hall. I had to be at work by 5 am so I just went to bed.

The next morning, my friends had left me a plate wrapped with Saran wrap with a few brownies on it (we didn't have Gladware in those days). There was a note:"Here's a little breakfast for you, Suzy." So I ate 2 of the brownies and ran up the hill to work.

About 20 minutes later I got the giggles. I couldn't stop laughing (this was back in the days when bladder control wasn't an issue). After another 20 minutes, I told my supervisor, between giggles, that I wasn't feeling well. She said, "that's okay, babydoll. you just run back to your dorm and get some sleep." If she had been Mel Gibson, she would have called me "sugartits."

So I ran back to the dorms and woke up my friend across the hall, and tried to read her the riot act for leaving me pot brownies. She kept denying it, saying they were regular brownies, that no one partied the night before. Then she sat up in bed and realized she'd sat down on the edge of it that night and peed on it, mistaking it for a toilet.

Therefore, I can relate to Lindsay. Making the equivalent of a kazillion dollars an hour next to my $3.35 nothwithstanding.

LOL. Not really!

She should do porn...

"Herpes, the Love Bug"

A typical day on the set...

"CUT, everyone, Lindsay's got another nosebleed..."

just to clarify, the giggles I got were/was not #37. which could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

If she is missing work because of party days... she deserved the letter. Mom and Lindsay need to stop swimming in De Nile.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

God, anyone else notice that every other day, she's spotted on the beach in a new bikini & yet her mom comes out & says she can't be out in extreme heat or she'll stop breathing. I guess she needs to wear bikini's to all her movie roles & she'll be OK.

You reap what you sow.

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do you mean jewel de nile???

i'd swim in that...

that bitch knows how to take it...

Dina probably fucked every casting director on both coasts to get Lindsay a career. Seriously, Lindsay was a cute kid? Get the fuck out of here. You can't tell me there wasn't some freckle-less Dakota Fanning-like chick who could've gotten the parts Linds got in the beginning. Her mom probably hawked more sausage than a Wrigley Field hot dog vendor. And she sacrificed her mouth so that Linds can do it for free today! What a mother. And has anyone ever known someone to go and party the very night they are released from the hospital? I bet Linds has her own ward. It's the Don't ask Don't Tell section of the Courtney Love Medical Center for chronic "exhaustion". Anybody got some blow? I want to feel reeeeally tired.

her mom is so much hotter than her. MILF

he edited out the part where LiLo's mother refers to her 20-yo daughter as 19 yo ---- c'mon!!!!!

RE 17. Posted by Lindsay Lohan on July 31, 2006 05:55 PM "She's fucking right. I am a wonderful child. Who just happens to like coke, booze and cock. In any order. Or preferably all at once."

Hilarious... I'm still laughin'. You know who needs to get together? Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan. Jebus, how awesome would that be? Two of the most dysfunctional people on earth goin' at it, Mel babbling about Jews and Lindsay just drooling. Her mom would be directing, I guess... I think it might cause a warp in the space-time continuum, or whatever... but I'd watch it.

I'll tell you, between this moron and Jessica Simpson's horny dad, we're really seeing some bang-up parenting on the superfish today. No wonder these kids are screwed up...

I honestly thought that was a picture of Lindsay and Heidi Fleiss with dyed blonde hair. If Heidi is her real mother, that would explain soooooo much.

bitch please.
she stopped being a "little girl" when developed a crank habit and starting posing weirdly in bikinis at parties.

Like the saying goes... Like mother like daughter.

Here was the real speech by Dina Lohan:

"My daughter is a wonderful child. (And by wonderful I mean slutty) Her promiscuity is too much. Maybe he has personal issues with whomever (his wife, the tramp), and it came out with my child. (he came IN my child) I don't know him. (Even though I fucked him once or twice before) I can't judge him. (Although he DOES have a tiny penis) I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl. (But when he fucks her it's ok) I'm a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child. … She's a human being. (Although a shitty one at that) There was one day when she was late, and they (director Garry Marshall and costar Jane Fonda) worked the schedule around her. Garry, Jane, everybody loves her." (Cause she gives great blowjobs).

#53 I so agree with. Your last sentence says it all...

Cuz I am pretty sure Jane Fonda DOES actually have a cock.....

Which incidentally would be love by TC....

What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, "ME HERE FIRST" or "WHAT HIM SAY". Or a carving of a cavewoman blowing a teradactyl.

I just thought of fossil-crotch but that's stupid too.

somebody help me think of what kind of crotch that old thing is!

What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, "ME HERE FIRST" or "WHAT HIM SAY".

I just thought of fossil-crotch but that's stupid too.

What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, "ME HERE FIRST" or "WHAT HIM SAY".

I just thought of fossil-crotch but that's stupid too.

What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, "ME HERE FIRST" or "WHAT HIM SAY".

I just thought of fossil-crotch but that's stupid too.

What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, "ME HERE FIRST" or "WHAT HIM SAY".

I just thought of fossil-crotch but that's stupid too.

What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, "ME HERE FIRST" or "WHAT HIM SAY".

I just thought of fossil-crotch but that's stupid too.

What is older than fire? Fire was one of the first inventions ever. So what are we supposed to call her mother? Dinosour crotch is just fucking stupid. But I betcha her gant has imprints of cavemen. I bet her meat flaps have carvings that say, "ME HERE FIRST" or "WHAT HIM SAY".

I just thought of fossil-crotch but that's stupid too.

Committing to work on a film is a lot different than a job flipping burgers or selling clothing at the mall. There is huge money involved as well as the jobs and schedules of thousands of other people. There are many other actresses out there who can take her job if she isn't capable of doing it. A lot of actresses became stars just this way - some idiot blew a good opportunity and at the last minute it was given to another "second choice" actress instead, who rocked the part and made her career. Lindsay doesn't have much going for her honestly in my opinion in any department so I'm unclear how long she can stay in the spotlight if she doesn't start delivering.

#53 I so agree with. Your last sentence says it all...

Cuz I am pretty sure Jane Fonda DOES actually have a cock.....

Which incidentally would be love by TC....

Lindsay looks like a guy in that picture

Lindsay looks like a guy in that picture

What do you want her to say?! Lindsay pays for her dope!!

# 11 I agree completely with you

I actually agree with the CEO on this one. Shut the fuck up, Lohan. Just another whore partying in NYC and Hollywood...

First !!!

#45

I agree. Her mom seems to have given so much head getting her daughter roles, the stretchmarks around her mouth go all the way down to her neck when she smiles. If we really want to stop the Lohan menace, we should have her take a page out of Tara Reid's book and spend a night at the Rodman Estate. No one's really heard from that bitch since she limped outta there...

Mommy Dearest is indeed an idiot......She keeps referring to Lindsey as "her child", ummm okay, what parent allows her "child" to go into clubs 4 nights a week & party it up & get loaded & be skanky? Obviously a Hollywood mommy....Idiots

*rolling my eyes now

All of you boys that believe this woman is hot? You are nuts!!! she has horse teeth, one slip with those babies and your "member" is gone. she could pass for cheryl crowes mom as well.

Lindsay Lohan has turned from a sweet new star to a Spoiled Hollywood Brat. One of many!

The Lohans haven't been the best role models, but dammit stop listening to these Publicists! Those people are A**HOLES!

P.S.--Didn't Dave Chappelle push a guy in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs in the "Lost Episodes"? Hilarious!!

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"My daughter is a wonderful child", a wonderful little gravy train. I'd have to actually fucking get a job if it weren't for her being so wonderful. "I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl", especially this one because she's a vindictive little bitch and now not only will she be late every day she's probably going to be wasted on the set just as a nice big fat fuck you!! "She's a human being..." not a machine. Of course she's going to be hungover, she's made of flesh and blood just like you and me and massive amounts of cocaine and booze are going to make her feel sick. What do you expect?

Um, Lindsay's Mom....the "child" can sure drink and have sex with a lot of people. Oh wait. Maybe you were not invited to her 21st birthday.

And the "child" has really big boobs...and wears bikinis that show them off 24/7

PS--her mom looks like a blonde Heidi Fleiss.

Oddly, she sounds just like my husbands ex-wife ... Parenting. It's not for just anybody.

What the fucking crappy hell!!!

Isn't Ho-han like 20 or 21 years old. She's not a child! Why the fuck is her mommy coming to her rescue. If I screwed up at a job like that, my mother would tell me it's my own damn fault and to take care of it myself! IDIOTS!!!

I think I'd like to slap Firecrotch's mom more than her. Dina is a f*cking golddigger. She's too damn nasty to get and keep a man so she pimps out the daughter. She should hook up with Joe Simpson and they can have a big ol incest orgy Hollywood style.

# 3 and #8

It's even worse than that! She refered to her daughter as being 19......her daughter is 20. She is so wrapped up in living the highlife through her daughter she can't even be bothered to remember her firstborns age. LOL!!!! She was a rockett and always wanted to be famous....and it looks like NOTHING is going to stop her party.

Lindsay is nothing more than a Soccer Mom trpohy kid, the type of MOm whi sits her sweaty fat ass at the side of the soccer field and screams threats at the coaches and her own kid.

Rush Limbaugh actually talked about Lohan Monday, I actually agree with him. This is the result of the total lack of professionalism in Hollywood today.

Her mother can't remember her daughter's age...it's hard to think with Fez's dick up your ass. Personal experience..yow-ow!!

The thing the kills me the most is, why don't these club owners get fined or shut down for serving minors? WTF? Where where they when I was 19?

#53 I so agree with. Your last sentence says it all...

Cuz I am pretty sure Jane Fonda DOES actually have a cock.....

Which incidentally would be love by TC....

That would be "were."

Very good comment!!!
Her mother praises her shit!!!!!!

hehehehehe
i love lindsay lohan

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I HATE HER MOM THOUGH SHE LIKE STICKS UP FOR LINDSAY AFTER LINDSAY ALREADY CONFESSES SHE DID SOMETHING WRONG

someone slap her and tell her she's another typical mom who doesnt know shit about her daughter

Still LMMFAO@the thought of Tara Reid limping out of Rodman's....SUPERB imagery RichPort!

she keeps saying child - isn't she over 18 yet? My mother started beating me like an adult at the ripe age of 13...

I finally found a place to say this!!! I think lindsay lohan is the uglyist girl i have ever seen!!! All those revolting freckles or are they dirt thats stuck on her body make me want to throw up! Ohh I(i am trying to look up another word for hate but i cant find one) you and every thing about you, go away and take those fake boobs with you!

It's interesting to note that mama Lohan keeps referring to Lindsey as a child. I guess she thinks if she can get people to see Lindsey as a little girl they'll overlook the things she does. Maybe chalk it up to her advanced adolesence. News flash Mrs. Lohan, Lindsey is an adult. That makes her responsible for what she does and the consequences of those actions. I guess if my livelihood was dependent on my childs ability to get work, I'd be a tad defensive too.

Lohan should stick to what she does best; giving blowjobs and doing coke!

"Lindsay Lohan's mother is an idiot"
at least Lindsay knows it's her mother...

THE WOMAN WHO BORE LOHAN IS NOT FIT TO BR CALLED A MOTHER AND WITH THE FATHER IT GOES DOWN FROM THERE. I HOPE TO GOD THIS KID MAKES IT I REALLY DO. OUT OF ALL THE MISFITS IN THE TABLOIDS SHE MAY HAVE THE BEST CHANCE AT A LONG LIFE.

THE WOMAN WHO BORE LOHAN IS NOT FIT TO BR CALLED A MOTHER AND WITH THE FATHER IT GOES DOWN FROM THERE. I HOPE TO GOD THIS KID MAKES IT I REALLY DO. OUT OF ALL THE MISFITS IN THE TABLOIDS SHE MAY HAVE THE BEST CHANCE AT A LONG LIFE.