Jul 31 2006Lindsay Lohan wears bikini #286

Nice ass pimple on the last picture. I hear they're the new black this season.

Aren't we tired of Blowhan already?

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For someone who spends so much time in the sun she sure doesn't have much of a tan. And when did her tits get so big??

Ruh-roh. Another ten years and she's going to look like Farrah. Yay sun damage.

if i had as much money as she does i would definitely get some more exciting bikinis....it looks like she made it herself

Well when you spend that much time in the water between snorting coke and boozing up, the one from the day before is still wet, so she just buys a new one.

Dang, she's white. Stick her up in a lighthouse and you'd save some electricity.

Does she seriously spend 85% of her time wearing a bikini?

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Is that an ass pimple or a giant freckle morphing into a bullseye for the penis?
I think this freckle faced chicks 15 minutes were over 10 minutes ago. She needs to go hustle on the corner or something else!!!

she's got my rod hurting so bad the head might go into traction

Nice camel toe in pic 02.

I love the boobs...but the boy body below does nothing for me.....I prefer the Raquel Welch's of the world.

Who knew all that were superficial watched Access Hollywood.

I don't care what anyone says, I would jump through firey hoops to get a shot at 2 roaringly passionate minutes with that girl. Oh yeah, that's right ladies: 2 whole minutes.

fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe.

you'd think with all her money and being surrounded by paparazzi 24.7 she'd buy something more profound than a polaroid digital camera ? either way. i'd lick it up.

Nice cans...but her body is so FUGLY from the cans down. Ugh...

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When were these pics taken? Shortly after the letter incident, or the much needed "break from all her hard work"? Its nice to see that she takes her career seriously. If I had been served a letter like that, I would have spent the weekend memorizing the rest of the script, and brewing "I'm sorry" coffee for the other actors, director and all the staff on the set...but then again, I actually care about my work.

@18 BIMBO the monkey

I was thinking the exact same thing!!

In the second
picture she does
appear to be
smuggling a yo-yo.

Hopeless

ginger kids are gross and they have no soul

@21 That South Park Episode was classic. Thanks for the laugh!

You'd think I'd notice this sooner, given that this is indeed the nth-hundred time she's been photographed in a bikini but...why is her belly button up so high? There's like a foot of space between it and her bikini bottom and like a hands-span between it and her bikini top.

So this is why she can't make it to the set, all that picking out unflattering swimwear really takes it out of a girl. Actually, this one isn't that bad, better than the ones she wore to Piven's party. And better than the fishnet she wore while she was blowing that guy in the rowboat.

And #14: laughed my ass off at that one. Laughing with you, not at you, of course.

Wow - Lindsay in a bikini - like i haven't seen that before - seriously this is getting really old - how many times do we have to look at this bitch!

I really don't give a fuck about these pics and neither does she by the looks of it.

God get over this people - yes she has freckles, yes she is not the most attractive girl around, yes she does coke, yes she owns like a million ugly bikinis, how much more time can we waste bitchign about her?

on subject...

that is one paistey

She has really shitty tastes in swimwear.

...bitch...

...cow...

She's so skanky not even a shark wants a nibble. Her belly button's centered so high on her torso because the implants probably required all that extra flesh, moved everything south north a few good inches. If you look closely, you'll see her clit peeking out over her bikini bottoms. Aside from having no souls, gingers possess red nose hair. However, Lindsay's excessive use of coke has deforested her nasal passage. Who said there are no side benefits to drug use other than weight loss?

@20 I believe she's smuggling a can of Skoal brother!!!

it's obvious that ms. lohan has decided to make the bikini thing, HER thing.
what else does she have?
a wry wit? no. talent? no.
a rock star boyfriend? no no no.
she's got nothing but wildly fluctuating breasts, a jailbird for a father, and a mother with the IQ of a mousetrap.
thus needing a wedge up her ass all summer.

cameltoe + buttacne = lol

She is going to have one raging yeast infection if she keeps hanging out in wet bathing suits.

@33 Adult Underoos -- Clicked on your site and at first I thought; this person is really sick, and then I thought my new pal BIMBO the monkey can use some funderpants. Do you have any that would fit a medium- sized chimp?

@31 Imsuicidal-- good to see you are still with us, PUSSY!!!!

Sincerely,

Hopeless

If she has 3 pairs of shoes for every bikini, that's 856 pairs of shoes!

858, wheee!

her belly button is in the weirdest place ever.

oh for god's sake, yes, put SOMETHING on that stupid monkey. at this point, a plastic bag over the head comes to mind....

: )

#38: seconded. Her belly button is waaay too high.

She just looks plain awful in this.

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I finally figured out why all the bikinis...

Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass... Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply....

Tara Reid Part II - The Skankening....

I won't join the chorus slamming her but I got to say that 9 year old boy's frame is downright righteous, if you are a pedophile.

Damn, now I realize what I love. Give me some of that Jamie Lynn, even in the tent dress. Love it.

I won't join the chorus slamming Lindzer Lowhore but I got to say that 9 year old boy's frame is downright righteous, if you are a pedophile.

Damn, now I realize what I love. Give me some of that Jamie Lynn, even in the tent dress. Love it.

#33...Couldn't have said it better myself.

wtf how does that girl never tan?

Wow...she looks dreadful. But then, very few redheads are actually attractive so she's in a a fairly large group that way. But I'll be damned if I can see what all the fuss over her is all about.

her acting is awful. her body is horrid. her behavior is skanktastical. it's about time the superficial put an end to the nonstop promotion of this monster (unless the superficial is being paid handsomely for posting this crap).

Wow...she looks dreadful. But then, very few redheads are actually attractive so she's in a a fairly large group that way. But I'll be damned if I can see what all the fuss over her is all about.

she can't act. she isn't pretty. the Lohan people are hopefully paying the superficial handsomely to run multiple postings on her everyday. and I love the message I get when I try to post:

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I finally figured out why all the bikinis...

Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass... Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply....

Tara Reid Part II - The Skankening....

It must be hard not showing up to work every day... poor Lindsay needs a break. Leave her alone she needs to buy a million bathing suits and go to the beach every day. It is hard work being a whore. geeesh

LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK! Any guy who thinks SHE is HOT is smoking somthing that is defintely smoking somthing that is NOT TOBBACCO!! HAHAHA oh man.... I am watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a firecrotch!!!! Tee-Hee :p

LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man.... I'm watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it.... I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all "Borrow one of mine" but they politely declined because they didn't want crabs.

LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man.... I'm watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it.... I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all "Borrow one of mine" but they politely declined because they didn't want crabs.

LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK! Any guy who thinks she is hot is smoking somthing that is DEFINATELY NOT tobacco!HAHAHA oh man.... I'm watching VH1's Best Week Eva and Brandon Davis just called Hohan a Firecrotch! But he was sitting next to Paris Hilton when he said it.... I bet when she had her 20th b-day party and rented a house with a pool all the other girls there forgot thier swimsuits and she was all "Borrow one of mine" but they politely declined because they didn't want crabs.

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She looks great from about the collarbone to the navel. Beyond that, she needs to be informed that which ever old white guy she stole her ass from wants it back and he's not happy.

Bikini #286, huh? One for each freckle.......

This is the part of the JanuaryAnne show where I make a serious comment. Clearly she believes that attracting sexual attention is an affirmation of her worth. She is also devoid of real love with a man and will do anything to just get near that - even pushups. We always see her alone, and she no doubt believes that being alone is the equivalent of strength.

Holy crap. I worry about her too much. I've lost it. Oh and, kich kiich kiiiiich kiiiiiiich.

She's looking pretty good. Can she get surgery to remove some of those body freckles?

Pretty normal for "children" to have big boobs...right, Dina?

Tara Reid redux. But her nose may turn like Tara P-T if she doesn't watch it.

Ugh, she has the body of a ten year old boy.

Firecrotch is trying to be a badass and do push ups. My 98 year old grandma has better muscle tone than this skank. I guess she is probably pretty good at doing pushups - pushing up from all the d*cks she's sucked.

She is so not pork-worthy...stop the madness!!

So fucking what?

ya'll are just jealous.she is young,rich, slim and some people consider her hot.leave her alone.not that she'll ever see these comments.dont get me wrong,i am not Lindsay's # 1 fan but some comments are SO mean!

#68 vainandlovingit, you amuse me.

As for Lindsay, it appears she is trying to turn herself into one giant freckle.

Nice fuckn beach.

Sorry peoples for the multiple posts my computer kept on tellin me that it didn't post so I kept on trying.I should have just kept on looking for my comment sorry.

"Ugh, she has the body of a ten year old boy."

Leechwife, I don't think many ten year old boys have huge breasts like that.

She's quite the skank though, almost looks like she's possing in some of those.

I finally figured out why all the bikinis...

Somewhere in that skanks mind, she has equated getting out of trouble with showing tits and ass... Probably has worked for her in her pre blow(coke)/blow(cock) days. NOw I can sum her up simply....

Tara Reid Part II - The Skankening....

How did she get in trouble for coming to work late? It sorta seems like she's had every day off this summer. How can she be on the beach this much? I don't work in the summers and I don't spend that much time on the beach.

wow talk about NO CURVES

Look you guys, ginger people dont tan, they just get more freckles. everywhere.

why does she have so many?
doesnt she buy OTHER things

I think she looks fabulous and any negative feedback is just jealousy!

#6: You are so jealous its pathetic. Grow up and admire this young lady for what she is: A 20 year old kid trying to make it among the big sharks........... UMPH!

lol @ 73....hell yeah.

flat freckled ass plus that huge zit on the back of her thigh just disgusting ..

is that her trying to do a pushup? haha

man, if you were to just look at her body you would guess she was in her mid 30s from her sallow skin and overall sagginess.

i never would have imagined its possible for someone to start 'going south' while they were still a teenager.

You'd think someone with her money could get something better than a polaroid digital camera. Could her body be any more fugly?

I love how the paparazzi just happens to know where she'll be working out in a bikini. She probably called them her damn self.

what an ugly butt. and still a potato sack boob

damn!!! I never get to see them.