whore

I am first for my first post ever
I rule! You all drool !

Also GTLTC

blah

you arent first, and firsts are losers.

Ew, bring in the HAZMAT team with some tongs to pick up her cunt-rag!

obviously a time sequence story

1. aaah... fresh air :)
2. let's see what you've got down there...
3. lol, i just saw it and it's like
...this long :))

She looks like she's about to go down on him again in picture two. This is the worst porn film ever!
PLOT: Two people in a boat, fully clothed with one of them going down all the time. Sounds just like Titanic and that was a crap film.

She's laughing cos she just now realised that she's already fucked him. She couldn't tell by his face, but once she saw his dick, she knew. Hohan never forgets a cock.

ah, such a small world...

Remember when she was all innocent back in "Herbie Unleashed"...Now she sucks dicks on film. I still prefer Don Knotts.

ok seriously what the hell is going on here? i'm confused. lindsay lohan doesn't seem the type to keep her clothes on on purpose. something is wrong. so very very wrong.

ps- 8TH! I AM THE FUCKING GREATEST

She's laughing because she thinks it's very sweet of him to put a couple of lines on his dick for her, commenting that she usually just snorts them off of her finger. What a hopeless romantic he is! I wonder how many panties her firecrotch burned through before they settled on asbestos underwear for her.

#7 She's a lady, she would never take off her clothes for money.

She does it for free.

8--so funny.
thems are some big old undies.

@9 What about when she was cute x2 in THe Parent Trap? Wonder if she knew then she would grow up to do rowboat porns and have a crotch that would strike fear into the hearts of men?

hahaha 11... thats hilarious

I don't know if the look in pic 2 is supposed to be sexy, but it looks more like she's getting seasick. ugh.

She's either asking him to pull her finger (and he looks dumb enough to fall for it), or she's asking him to smell her finger and see if she's fresh. Ever the professional, Linds wants to be sure her Pinesol douche is still holding up for when they have to shoot the requisite "I did you, now you do me" scene.

I'm always looking for a clean girl with dirty habits. Blowhan doesn't fit that bill. She is a dirty girl with whorish habits.

I wonder, if Paris and Lindsey rubbed their snatches together, would they spontaneously combust?

...here's hoping.

#12: Hysterical!

She may be doing oral, but I have some tips for her-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/blow-job.htm

methinks the guy with the west coast t-shirt is whackin-off.

@14 - Rowboat porns, nice Jane. As if there's a special niche for shit like this. I can't wait for outhouse anal or carriage ride gangbang.

panties...hee hee

Hey SF guy,

What is "givinig oral sex?" OK, clicked the link & I guess you meant "giving." Never mind.

I think they took those panties and cleaned the barnicles off the bottom of that boat.

She's saying, "Since I did that for you, now you have to pull my finger."

WTF moive are they filming? Does anybody know?

#27 hahahahaha....

so what's this movie gonna be about? does she play the aging alcoholic mother who screws her teenaged son's best friend? That's what she looks like.

#2 Sucks to be you, cockiness never pays off, you always end up looking dumb.... 1st on SF Clip, you'd think you won a pot of gold or something the way these jackasses rejoice about it!

She can't help been slutty! It's because she's a redhead...

http://www.exposay.com/mystery-british-man-object-of-lindsay-lohans-crush/v/2512/

@23 They wanted to do it on an ocean liner on the high seas, very high-class, but the budget was tight, so they decided to film it in a rowboat in the director's backyard pond.

Hey I'm bored as hell @ work. Any hot chicks(least an 8) on here wanna chat with me? Post up your Windows Messenger name. Yeah I'm that bored!

this would be a blockbuster of a movie if only Ron Jeremy was directing and Peter North was that guy getting the bj...it would be a chokingly great flick

According to a bit of imdb research, it looks like this movie is Georgia Rule. And she's giving terrible head to a seemingly disinterested Garrett Hedlund.

You know for bieng a "wild girl" in the film, she's dressed like a dumbass hippie chick.

not a wild girl.

Shut the Fuck Up, Megan Harris.

Last picture: "Ha ha! I gave you herpes!!"

@34 "at least an 8" ? i bet you couldn't even get into Hohan's pants. go away.

From the slack-jawed expression on his face in the third picture, I can only imagine that she's comparing his teeny-tiny to her index finger. She is the voice of experience, after all.

You know, for a site (et al) that is so adamant about letting the world know how un-sexy this young woman is, you guys are gaining fast ground on this chick's twat.

I expect an artist rendition of a pap smear before the year is out. Or photo copy of a gyno report. And 200 coments about how much you all would not fuck her.

I'd fuck her. Then I'd take a poloroid of the cumshot and send it to SF so you all could masturb.. I mean be disgusted.

those shoes are very cool. also known as "Leave 'Em On's"

She probably killed any marine life that were around. Even they don't smell that fishy. Put those granny panties back on I say!

She's in between dates, no time for a shower, juuuuust enough time to switch those semen soaked panties for a fresh pair. Good Thinking Coke Whore!

its a bathing suit.....

and this movie is a period piece.....

eeewwwwww...sorry about how that sounded.

Did you know that there is a rare but true strain of herpes that effects the eye? This is how the story went down: Lindsey gives head, overlooking the festering coldsore on her lip. Hanson-alike contracts disease at superhuman speed due to the multiple viruses hiding in that trap that have mutated to become a super disease. He shoots his load into her eye. And voila! Occular herpes.

Now she's like the Medusa. One wink from her crusty, infested eye and her victims turn to stone.

I think the proper caption for #3 must be "My pet crab Itchy really likes you!"

The sperm bank called and said they were running out of specimens. So being the outstanding citizen that she is, she donated her panties. Those things are like Noah's Ark, 2 of every race...........

okay, bored with day 2 of Horhan and the Rowboat BJ.
Here.....found this. Seems like Brangelina devoting their lives to their family was short-lived:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-07-13-jolie-pitt-film_x.htm?csp=27

ok so you jack asses know she i filliming a movie called "Georgia Rule" look it up and thin youll know why she doing what shes doing.

Silly rabbit tricks are for kids! I get more Tang than NASA. So, much that I don't even look twice @ a chick if she is not an 8(minimum). No curve on that grading scale either. It's not whether I COULD get with LL (sic) but if I WANTED to! If the "rumors" are true I would like to never have to get a perscription for Valtrex in my lifetime.

it's carey elwes. that's f'ing cary elwes. lindsay lohan has her head in carey elwes' dirty crotch. i bet it's dirty.

@ 51

Wow! I comend ewe on you're subperb spellling.

woah 51: Why are you so angry? Taking things a little personally, no?

ps: I would like yo introduce you to the apostrophe key on your keyboard. There it is...right next to "ENTER"

Where the hell are they filming? What municipality allows movie productions to shoot simulated sex scenes out in the open so passersby can be traumatized seeing Lindsay with her undies around her ankles going down on the guy from Encino Man (I know he's not, but work with me...)?

At any rate, I guess Lindsay won't be appearing at any more Kids Choice Awards shows. She's moved on... to hummers in a rowboat. Great career move. We should be hearing about her Playboy spread (!!) any day now.

52--I once saw a T-shirt that said: Silly Faggots, Dicks are For Chicks.

Here's the IMDB blurb on "Georgia Rule"...

A dysfunctional mom (Huffman) sends her troubled daughter (Lohan) -- who is being secretly molested by her stepfather (Elwes) -- off to live with her grandmother (Fonda) for the summer.

So, Lindsay Lohan giving panty-less blowjobs to Cary Elwes, the molester. Sounds like a great family flick. Like "Freaky Friday," except with cock. And crying.

That's Lindsay being hard to get.

for you info carey elwes is playing her stepfather and hes secretly molested her

Who is the sick bastard that's making a porno starring Carrot Top?
I keep reading these headlines that Hohan is making pornos, check out the pictures and it's fucking Carrot Top.
Has anybody ever seen Hohan and Carrot Top at the same time? I really think they are the same, fugly person.

Hohan, crawl up Paris' snatch and die please.

58 you missed a part this is all or it
"

Plot Summary for
Georgia Rule (2007)

Georgia Rule follows a rebellious, uncontrollable teenager (Lohan) who is hauled off by her dysfunctional mother (Huffman) to spend the summer with her grandmother (Fonda). Her journey will lead all three women to revelations of buried family secrets and an understanding that - regardless what happens - the ties that bind can never be broken.

A dysfunctional mom (Huffman) sends her troubled daughter (Lohan) -- who is being secretly molested by her stepfather (Elwes) -- off to live with her grandmother (Fonda) for the summer"

@55 apparently #60 is having trouble finding the ' key, perhaps you could be more specific for her?

well excuse me for only having one hand bitches

*whispering to 63--apparently #60 is having touble with all things involving the English language.

@64 haha...stupid cripple.

--I, myself, am just having issues with the letter R today.

64--that came out pretty clear, though.

I have no hands and I can still type correctly with my clit.

I wonder how cool it would be to put on a 'Depends'undergarment drink all day and piss myself.

I thought her next movie was supposed to be, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"? He kind of looks like Huck? Hmmmmmm.

I misspelled like....one word. (yawn) jrz-I'm waiting to see someone wearing a TCLTC tee.

72--that place on the right side of this page that has the T-shirts ("More Cowbell!" is my fave) should start printing TCLTC shirts!!

71 OR for this genre, The Assventures of Fuckleberry Finn

jrzmommy is going for the record today. How many times can she post on one topic? I have the under/over at 23.

Any takers for the over? She's already up to nine.

If she's junior's mommy, where the fuck is junior when she is beating the crap out of her keyboard all day with her manic typing and relentless clicking of the refresh button? I hope the lil' nigga is in school.

wow - it's so reassuring to see that i'm not the only one who gets his genitals laughed at...mom was so cruel when she was drunk..

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Now she's at 11, picked up two spots while I was typing the last entry.

I had a marvelous dream of SF bitches everywhere wearing tcltc tees - it was beautiful man.

wow, a stupid fuck like you can count, jrzdaddy. impressive. what else can you do, ya little retard? can you shut the fuck up? And wow--you posted twice in two minutes. Okay, now like a good little mongoloid, go runaway and die now....go ahead....shoo

You can all kiss my white, acne-ridden ass.
Signed,
LL

12 AND COUNTING

The number of times jrzdaddy has logged in as the self-appointed posting monitor: 23

The number of times he's actually posted on the topic: 0

@69 Janes Eyre does have a tremendous clit it can also whistle the opening ballad for the the now syndicated "Andy Griffith Show", and also it can tie a cherry stem into a fine knot.

The number of times someone has mistaken jane's eyre as a big-nosed monkey-child? Somewhere in the neighborhood of 30,000.

JRZmommy @71... You read my mind!!!

79. DON'T FEED THE TROLL. It's a lame ass yellow coloured fruit in disguise. It can't get anyone to talk to it so it insults you. It'll go away and be reincarnated again soon enough.

Oh, and asshole--to make comment #13--jrz doesn't stand for junior, as everyone else here was able to figure out, it stands for Jersey. Man, you really are a moron, aren't you. So go ahead, Mr. Quick Wit, post "13 and counting" like the big predictable queer you are.

It's fitting the two biggest losers on the entire internet defend each other- jane's eyre and jrzmommy. Combined, they post nearly a thousand times a day. I remember one time, one of them was almost funny.

86
I think you are correct. It tries to hide behind a new name, but once a fucktard, always a fucktard.

anyway. in other news Lo-Ho's a skank. lets talk about her and her skanky BJ boating ways.

Okay, buh-bye lamebananas, we know it's you.

13 and counting, thanks for the reminder. I didn't realize you were from Jersey. Who is your interpreter?

ssshhhhh, if we are all really quiet it might think we've gone....

theres no way that's Carey Elwes. no way. it looks like the fat young version of him maybe, but no way.

South Jersey????

94. nah it's not - i think it's a guy called Garrett Hedlund. I've never heard of him but you probably missed yesterday's fun post 'Loho gives a BJ part 1'. This is part 2...

Yes, south jersey, originally. the boondocks.

14

I thought jrzdaddy was Papahotnuts?

How do you change your name...?

Well, I'm originally from PhilaDELphia hence explains part of my "name".

no--jrzdaddy is some smacked-ass that gets computer time in prison and is obviously learning the basics of counting today. I'm hoping that he and my other stalker--shitplateface or whatever, die.

Sorry hopeless, not him. I even posted the other day that he ain't as funny as he thinks he is. We do share a dislike for these two slobs though.

15

LOVE Philly!! Great town.

16

Not to stick up for anyone in particular, but the other day when you (jrzdaddy) said something about letting your wife eat from the table... etc, I nearly pissed myself... very good AAAAAA+++++, and jrzmommy's response which was something like, "Go fuck yourself you dickless asshead, I'll shit in your shoes and make you lick my ass." You are both excitingly original. Don't ever change.

Hey, jerkoff, you're at 10 in less than one hour and you have positively nothing humorous nor interesting to say. You're here just to act like an asshole. So, we're just not going to pay attention to you anymore. Go cry for help somewhere else now and let the grown ups alone.

I sell crack in Philly cuz I'm Justin Igger.

Wait a second... let me get this right...

Plot = she is being molested?

I think if you are blowing someone in a rowboat, you might be a participant more than a victim. Unless the back story is she cannot swim and he is doing that thing where you rock the boat real hard then tell your step daughter to blow you or you will do it again. Makes total sense. Interesting plot indeed....

99. i think they are all the same 'person' banana/whipper/hotplate/jrzdaddy and a few others to boot. i think maybe he was only pretending to be papa. papa's not usually that aggressive is he? Oh and it's split personality so it fights with itself. oh wait - it's gonna say something now about "you all obsess over me". so predictable.

You're already up to 17!- I gotta run now but I'll check in later. Make sure my dinner is on the table when I get home, ok honey? Otherwise, I'll be forced to lay my pimp hand down, and you know you don't want that again.

South Jersey is cool. I got friends in the area. Very nice homes around those parts. Know why all the athletes and entertainers live there.

Stop obsessing over me.

South Jersey is great. The homes--especially on Long Beach Island and Margate and Ventnor--are stunning. Margate and Ventnor are older mansions. Gorgeous. Thanks for the compliments on my homestate.

@111. Wow. It does make more sense. It probably wasn't papahotnuts. Weird. Are any of us who we really are. I think my brain might explode.

I agree, that's definitely not Cary Elwes. But DAMN, he's come a long way from playing Wesley (aka Dread Pirate Roberts) to a sexually abusive step-dad! What's this world coming to? Paris playing Mother Teresa?(and that's not something I made up!)

This is a real movie I guess... Not much info, but her is what I found http://www.themovieinsider.com/movies/mid/3680

jane his best role by far has to be in the princess bride. he looked all fat and pasty in saw. i like him too much to see him molest la lohan. nah, that bitch needs a good molestin.

bitch all you want, you annoying asshole. without jane and mommy this would be an incredibly boring site with extremely short threads.

girls, continue. sorry i fed it, damn it, i'm just sick to death of these goddamn trolls.

when will 'cheeks be back, again????

p.s.
i kinda miss edna. isn't this the kind of post she should be all over like an ugly suit?

RE movie synopsis: Wow, a movie about secret child molesting starring Lindsay Lohan AND Jane Fonda? Can't wait for that one. And I guess we all know now that being molested by your stepdad causes you to wear ugly crochet dresses, remove your undies in public and blow guys in a rowboat. Seriously... I'd rather watch Tom Cruise jump around and then pretend to be madly in love with Katie Holmes for 2 hours. It would certainly be more entertaining. Watching a world-famous multimillionaire actor hop up and down like a monkey is comedy gold, I tell you!

@120 Okay, just make it your last! STARVE, TROLL, STARRRVVVVEEE!

spatz, I agree. Every other movie I've seen him in he looks like a freakin' pasty pansy. His lips are way too pink. Inconthievable!

Sexual abuse sucks, for years I thought the definition of Uncle was, Uncle: the member of your family most likely to wake you up in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Rob: "Hey Jimmy wake up."
Jimmy: "What is it uncle Rob?"
Uncle Rob: "There's something I want to show you."

I guess you can see why I keep my day job.

At one time the thought of seeing Lohan in some serious porn action was enticing but now, ...meh.

Make sure that you read the movie synopsis and substitute "slutty" for "rebellious". Then it will all make sense.

109. Why be wif a hero, when u can be wif uh zero, cuz I'm Justin Annoying Fuckin Igger.

Buy a dictionary, embrace your flamboyant homosexuality, and STFU, vanillaicetard!!!

Is she taking off or putting on those fruit of the loom?

at first, I thought the pictures were just circumstantial...but now? what is she doing?

personally I hope she took em off, sat neked on the boat, caught a splinter in her twat shutting it close at least for a moment...

i dunno...call me a freak...but i would stick my face right in her lap while she sits on that chair...

...but i might come out looking like a nick nolte mug shot...

@128 i can't aford a dicktionary and if i could i can't read dat shit anyway, i mean after all i'm Justin Igger.

I just think it's funny her spokesperson isn't somewhere spouting off. Usually she's issuing disclaimers at the drop of LL's underpants.

Maybe she choked on her own bullshit.

132. freak.

Seriously, if I didn't think you were joking, I'd be tempted to pull an Edna and call Homeland Security on your crazy bioterrorist ass!

I love her and want to do her but I ain't goin to see this movie if Hanoi Jane is in it.

135

after i was done they could launch me into iran and fuck up those sand eating bastards...

I know exactly what the shark population thought once the stench of her filthy diesease-ridden twat hit the water: CHUM!!!!

This whole series of pictures confuses me. I'm SURE there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why it totally looks like she's going down on this guy, but for the effing life of me I can't think of what that could be. Is she mending his jeans (while he's wearing them)? Did she drop her Jolly Rancher on his crotch (and then decide to use her tongue to get it off)?

This is going to bother me for a while, I can tell.

@138 Clever!

"...chum day, her prince will cum..."

"More shots of Lindsay after the jump..."

For the love of God please stop saying "after the jump".... this is the internet, stop trying to turn it into "big media".

She's nothing if not consistent.

http://glossedover.com

GRANNY PANNIES!

So if I tell Lindsay we're filming a "serious movie", she'll go down on me? Hmmmmm

It's interesting how the fat dude in the background has his back turned. It's like she's saying, "Please don't watch....at least not until you wander into the porn section at HollyWood video."
And, unsure who the guy is. But if his pubes look anything like his hair, Blow-han will have to find the needle in the haystack.

well....i didnt really expect much from her anyways. lol

Pic #2. LL: "Wow, and I thought I was the only one with freckles on the genitalia!"

Pic #1: LL: "I didn't wear panties in Herbie: Fully Loaded, and I am not wearing them now!"

Pic #3: LL: "You were going to cum in my eye, weren't you, you devil?"

WTF is this movie? Come on Superficial, you know the studio "leaked" these pictures to you on purpose to create a buzz for the movie. Let's be honest here.

Judging from the guy floating around in the background, this behind the scenes. Conclusion: she's a mere fluffer.

You're all a bunch of hypocrites. If given the chance you'd all bone her brains out and you know it.
I know I would.

Techiedude -- you are spot on.

ehh she's skanky, but i wonder why guys make fun of unattractive underwear. if u ever tried walking around in a thong instead of nice loose boxers, ud understand why some girls prefer to wear granny panties as opposed to g-strings

What's scary is the 200 plus fat chicks who squash themselves into hip huggers and insist that you view their thongs. Scarier thought is what those thongs look like when they extract them at the end of the day.

My guess is that the undies are a combination of what her character in the movie would wear as well as something that comes off easily in one take. I'm sure she's wearing a thong undeath them to keep the cast and crew from seeing her naughty bits.

#152: I would certainly do her if she was wearing those shoes and there was a mirror. I'm into chicks who wear heels in bed.

whoa, nice depends, blowhan..... well she does blow a hell of a lotta lines ( and guys) and anyone whos ever done coke knows you have to run and crap every few minutes....so maybe her pr said, "lindsey...the shit is going to go right through your la perlas....here, wear these granny pantaloons over the diaper and NO ONE will EVER be the wiser...."

Lone Wolf, i love it when girls wear high heels to bed too!!!!!

love the panties btw

can't be having
with those g
string
thingies...

what was my point?

oh yes... it's a classy bitch that takes her panties off OVER her red high heels. Your pimp would be proud of you linds.

#159
...and when i say pimp
...we mean publicist

and when we say publicist
we mean anyone who can
shout out... "get
your knickers off
love"

maybe the coalman with the horse and cart, and the dry dusky smelling sacks of coal or coke [true story]

he'd see her sitting on the garden wall and shout out... "hey sweetheart, get ya knickers off then"

...and he never
...ever
...expected her
...to follow thru
...but fuck me...
she did

...what was the question ?

[meds please]

Ok everybody you can stop being immature and go online and find out that she is playing a role. This is not real . . . omg do you really think she'd give a blowjob with everybody watching do see another human being in the background that's very close to the two of them. Besides she's kinda dating someone else right now. So just get over yourselves please. Because we all know that you wish that she was giving a blowjob. That would make all your lives better wouldn't it? SHAME ON YOU

Chardonnay, I think I can honestly say that I hate your guts.

@162 You're kinda weird, aren't you?

"omg do you really think she'd give a blowjob with everybody watching do see another human being in the background that's very close to the two of them."

In a word, yes. She's an ex-friend of Paris', and used to party with her. That says it all.

"Besides she's kinda dating someone else right now."

When did that ever make a difference? His seconds are numbered anyway.

"Because we all know that you wish that she was giving a blowjob. That would make all your lives better wouldn't it?"

No, it just gives us some entertainment -- lifestyles of the rich and slutty. ;) It's also funny because she was babbling not long ago about wanting to be a "serious" actress.

#164 It's also funny because she was babbling not long ago about wanting to be a "serious" actress.

i think that objective
has already passed...

[out]

#51 hi, bye hte way :)
i think everyone's gone now...

so... ya wanna be merryl streep?
or... d'ya wanna be marilyn

i dunno guys...give the girl a break. She's only, like, 12 or something. let her get all wild and stuff. she'll doff her clothes for Playboy or a porno of she and Wilmer will pop up eventually

I don't think that's Cary Elwes, he doesn't look old/bloated enough. I'm pretty sure that's some kid called Garrett Hedlund, who's also in the film. Hedlund, do I sniff sniff smell irony?

Getting out her ginger pubes again?

sometimes i wish i was born blind.

#168 this is an old post...

how di we get here?

...anyway

soneome said

do i smell stiff stiff smell irony

just wanted to mention it:)

#83 we know a story about that

sing sophie sing..