Jul 6 2006Lindsay Lohan still doing the bikini thing
I'd give an explanation for these photos, but I figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini sort of speaks for itself. It's like art, only instead of standing around making snide comments about what the artist was trying to accomplish you get to see Lindsay Lohan's newly developed bosom in a leapord print bikini. Which is actually nothing like art at all. Unless they've changed the meaning of "art" to "stuff you can use to masturbate to."
One more of Lindsay Lohan bending over after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. Italian Stallion - July 6, 2006 11:56 AM
Again, what the fuck...........
2. Proteon - July 6, 2006 11:58 AM
AGAIN?! What a slut whore cunt bitch! How dare she!?!? HOW?! FUCKING?! DARE?! SHE!?!?!?!?!
I'd fuck her.
3. magickal - July 6, 2006 12:00 PM
No shit! IOs this NEWS??? So the leathery freckled coke whore put on a bikini and went to the beach. Woo-fucking-wee.
Anyway.......3rd!!!
4. damon2020 - July 6, 2006 12:01 PM
She looks like a skank. And is it me or have her boobs getten a lot bigger?
5. cruzin333 - July 6, 2006 12:01 PM
I just hate the freckles. I don't care how big your tits get or what kind of bikini or thong you pull out...the freckles are EVERYWHERE. And I would hate to see her naked.
6. SC - July 6, 2006 12:02 PM
Is it just me or is her belly button like..a foot higher than it should be..
7. limpvamp - July 6, 2006 12:02 PM
Is there ANYWHERE her freckles aren't on her body????????
She's a prime candidate in 5 years to boo and hoo about having skin cancer ... it's called wearing sun screen and not getting so leathery ... YUCK
8. jane's eyre - July 6, 2006 12:03 PM
The crabs must not be biting as hard today...she doesn't look as pissed as the last beach pictures.
9. cruzin333 - July 6, 2006 12:03 PM
#4 they have gotten bigger. (See previous stories) she claims it's because she's gaining weight...although she still has a 12-year-old boy's body. And her tits are looking a little droopy.
10. haywoodjablowme - July 6, 2006 12:07 PM
first!!
her body is hot!! I would slide it in nice and slow and then when i finished i would yell at her and tell her to leave!!
and then i would cry.
11. Pavarottie - July 6, 2006 12:08 PM
She's a fucking freckled nightmare...seriously.
12. jrzmommy - July 6, 2006 12:09 PM
If that last picture doesn't scream "I'm ready for my close-up," then I don't know what does.
13. polypam - July 6, 2006 12:09 PM
Why is it that she always looks like she needs to hike up her bikini bottoms? They always look like they're about to fall right off. Is it some special feature so that the guys have easy access or something?
14. jFp - July 6, 2006 12:11 PM
ya just never know if these people read posts about themselves....maybe their friends or managers forward a few to them...
but just in case....this is what I'd say.
You could have a steam train
If youd just lay down your tracks
You could have an aeroplane flying
If you bring your blue sky back
All you do is call me
Ill be anything you need
You could have a big dipper
Going up and down, all around the bends
You could have a bumper car, bumping
This amusement never ends
I want to be your sledgehammer
Why dont you call my name
Oh let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony
Show me round your fruitcage
cos I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruitcage
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be
I want to be your sledgehammer
Why dont you call my name
Youd better call the sledgehammer
Put your mind at rest
Im going to be-the sledgehammer
This can be my testimony
Im your sledgehammer
Let there be no doubt about it
Sledge sledge sledgehammer
Ive kicked the habit
Shed my skin
This is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in
Oh wont you show for me
And I will show for you
Show for me, I will show for you
Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
Only you
Youve been coming through
Going to build that power
Build, build up that power, hey
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Going to feel that power, build in you
Come on, come on, help me do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Ive been feeding the rhythm
Its what were doing, doing
All day and night
15. cruzin333 - July 6, 2006 12:11 PM
#13 I think it's because she has no hips or ass to hold them up correctly.
16. pixelbasic - July 6, 2006 12:13 PM
DITTO #11 Why is this daywalker considered sexy?
17. PapaHotNuts - July 6, 2006 12:14 PM
And to think an innocent leopard was slaughtered just so she could have something cover her pussy. She could've just used my face.
18. TaiTai - July 6, 2006 12:16 PM
I hate to say it, cuz I love hatin' on the ho-han, but I have to admit she looks less like a preying mantis these days and a little more like a human. A freckled coke whore human, but at least human.
19. herbiefrog - July 6, 2006 12:17 PM
#5 from personal experience...
...i can tell you that
...freckles everywhere
...is hot :)
#14 still getting there
ta :)
20. pinky_nip - July 6, 2006 12:18 PM
Everytime I see pics of her in a bikini, for some reason, I subconsciously smell rotting cheese.
21. Speedy Ed - July 6, 2006 12:23 PM
Freck.
22. hendero - July 6, 2006 12:25 PM
that's not a bikini, she's naked, and her freckles got larger along with her boobs and ass
23. IFuckingHateYou - July 6, 2006 12:29 PM
jFp & Herbie - shut the fuck up. Please, for the love of God, just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Now that she's got new (FAKE) boobs, all she needs is a complete skin transplant to get rid of the nasty freckles and a new face and she might be hot, but we'd all still know that deep down, she's an ugly, skanky, freckled whore.
24. bootface - July 6, 2006 12:30 PM
her tits just grew back?? HAHA yeah fucking right
that bitch needs to get her ass kicked...i'd like to take care of that.....WHILE IM FUCKING HER
25. causewerecountry - July 6, 2006 12:31 PM
@6!!! OMG!! her belly button is like at her throat. god loho is a total freak. to the extreme. gross.
freckles=death
26. UNWASHEDMASSES - July 6, 2006 12:36 PM
She is absolutely insane to be continually out in the sun like that. She needs to take a tip from Nicole Kidman. If you are a ginger, the sun is your worst enemy. Ginger's are like vampires, except instead of causing them to explode, the sun darkens and multiplies their freckling. Gingers also have the fairest of skin, so premature aging and skin cancer are a given. Firecrotch, with her sunbathing, carousing, drinking, drugging and smoking is going out of her way to ensure she looks haggish and ancient by the time she is 30. Perhaps, being the great thespian that she is, she's prepping for the part of Ogra in the inevitable live-action Dark Crystal movie that will be made sometime in the near future.
27. Glossed Over - July 6, 2006 12:37 PM
Shopping addiction? No way! She just has a different bikini for every freakin' day of the year!
http://glossedover.com
28. bigponie - July 6, 2006 12:41 PM
look I know that she's a skanky ho, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do and if that means fucking her in the ass then so be it.
29. Proteon - July 6, 2006 12:42 PM
What a bunch of sour grapes assholes! I'd fuck her. YOU'D fuck her too but even fantasies can't keep the rejection from oozing in!
"um her boobs and ass turn me off big time".
Hahahah!
30. twzzlrgirl - July 6, 2006 12:42 PM
She is completely falling out in that second picture. And #6, yes, her belly button is totally in the wrong place. Never seen anything like that before.
She is screaming for attention -- I almost feel badly for her. Almost.
31. jFp - July 6, 2006 12:45 PM
I want to lick all of her freckles.
God, she's hot....oh baby, oh baby...baby.
32. dy100g - July 6, 2006 12:53 PM
OMG!OMG! 35th!!! i'm so cool!!!
she's pretty but it looks, in some pictures, like she's already peeling since she haso many freckles, eww.
33. sweetcheeks - July 6, 2006 12:58 PM
Wow, her hair is super beautiful and healthy looking. And her smooth, creamy skin just begs to be licked.
Dear Diary,
Today, Lindsay wore a bikini! To the beach! Just like yesterday! Only it was a different suit! OMG!! LOL! Gotta go now, Linz MIGHT be wearing another bikini this afternoon, and I don't want to miss that!
34. ellaminnowpea - July 6, 2006 1:01 PM
...reminds me......must stop at the store to pick up some cantelopes....
35. Spindoc - July 6, 2006 1:05 PM
Her skin looks like it would be kinda dry and rough...And I just get the idea that she smells like Colin Farrell B.O. and old Lube.
36. RichPort - July 6, 2006 1:07 PM
I wonder if she has a freckled snatch? I have blood all over my keyboard because I just punched myself twice in face for thinking that I would let her make my johnson numb by blowing me with her coke laden mouth. And the skid mark on her thigh assures me she's still a bit freaky friday... Not to worry, I have my Kyptonite condom to ward off the firecrotch.
#22 HA!
37. Color me stoked - July 6, 2006 1:22 PM
Are those track marks?
Oh hohan, moved on to shooting up already?
I hope she dies of gingervitis
38. Ali Knievel - July 6, 2006 1:32 PM
Looks like Pebbles Flintstone is all grown up.
39. xAgonyxScenex - July 6, 2006 1:34 PM
stuff you can masterbate to?
Who i ntheir right mind would masterbate to her?
40. DancingQueen - July 6, 2006 1:35 PM
What does she call the paparazzi herself when she leaves for the beach?
41. TheHappyRobot - July 6, 2006 1:38 PM
i can almost see her hatchet wound in that last pic.
42. kandyk0119 - July 6, 2006 2:05 PM
Man I just lost my lunch! That bitch should be arrested by the ugly patrol and executed
43. endometriorama - July 6, 2006 2:06 PM
eeew girl your body is about to reject that navel ring. happened to me.
44. billabong021 - July 6, 2006 2:07 PM
I never realised how heuge her bazoongas were!
45. hohan-loho - July 6, 2006 2:25 PM
See the red splotch on her stomach, her fire crotch is escaping.
BTW, love you guys, you're a riot!
46. francesfarmer - July 6, 2006 2:30 PM
Shit, this is the type of beach postings you should put up on this site
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/mm2.1.jpg
47. jemsinamood - July 6, 2006 2:42 PM
What the hell is she famous for? Someone clue me in.
48. kandyk0119 - July 6, 2006 3:40 PM
I agree #35, she just always looks like she would be musty smelling, even when she's dressed up but especially after being out in the sun sweating, YUK, I am sick again.
49. jFp - July 6, 2006 4:27 PM
I would bottle her bath water and place it in a fine wine rack.
I would drive her into fine linen until she cried from joy.
50. andrewthezeppo - July 6, 2006 4:45 PM
I like how people used to call her "curvey "because its a nicer way to say "not skinny"
these pics make it very clear that she has no waiste or hips...she straight up and down from shoulders to thighs
51. jillybean - July 6, 2006 5:59 PM
I'm pretty sure her boobs are real. They really don't look 'inflated' the way silicon ones do. And boobs do tend to be the first thing to go when you lose weight unfortunately.:(
52. Whiplash - July 6, 2006 6:44 PM
The ...*ahem*... woman is hideous. She has the body of a 16 year old japanese lady-boy.
53. Pitch A. Tente - July 6, 2006 7:41 PM
Are you people blind or just asexual freaks of nature? Who gives a flying fuk that she has freckles? Have you not noticed her glorious ta-tas? I would have so much fun with them.
54. Pitch A. Tente - July 6, 2006 7:46 PM
#39 wrote: "Who i ntheir right mind would masterbate to her?"
Um, anyone with a dong.
55. jFp - July 6, 2006 8:16 PM
I just did
56. outfile - July 6, 2006 8:33 PM
goddamn she looks HOT. seriously what a banging body. it took work to look that tight. looks of gym visits. looks damn hot.
i bet 98% of the girls posting bad shit dont look half that good.
57. Valtrex - July 6, 2006 9:33 PM
I'd do her.
58. yuckyfresh - July 6, 2006 10:46 PM
she looks way better. boobs rock!
59. HughJorganthethird - July 6, 2006 11:04 PM
Oh yeah those tits are real. real hard. real fake, real nice mmmmmmm
60. em - July 6, 2006 11:42 PM
her body is just so fucking weird...
61. rocking_robin - July 7, 2006 12:39 AM
She's definitely got something stuffed down the bikini bottoms..... Her boobs look far better this time, that other bikini did not do her any favours.
The freckles are a bit much, but hey, I'd still give it one !!
62. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest - July 7, 2006 1:06 AM
Seriously.
Yes I know that sounds funny coming from me but seriously. If you are freckled like that the best thing to do is to stay out of the sun. Your only making it worse. She has horrible taste in swim suits and I would fuck her in a heartbeat. But only as a last resort, like if both my hands got chopped off and I couldn't masturbate anymore.
63. fijian - July 7, 2006 3:08 AM
HER BELLY BUTTON IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HER BODY.
Ew. That just grosses me the fuck out. Or maybe its the freckles.
64. jFp - July 7, 2006 6:52 AM
oop's...I just did it again
65. julema - July 7, 2006 9:41 AM
Not sexy at all...it looks like a 12 yrs old body with fake breast!!! Absolutly no difference between hips and waist.... Women supoose to ha ve hips and waist!!!! Miss the time when sexy women had real curves and not just in the boobs! ( Ursula Andres, Marylin, Sophia Lauren, ...)
66. sirokai - July 7, 2006 9:47 AM
What's with the moonwatching in picture #3? And where is this beach, where there is no space at all between people, and no one actually swims?
67. Courtney - July 7, 2006 11:43 AM
You know what I miss? Hips.
68. Pitch A. Tente - July 7, 2006 1:20 PM
Here's a PSA for y'all...
If you can squeeze them, they're real enough.
69. herbiefrog - July 7, 2006 6:21 PM
#26 gelfling : )
70. herbiefrog - July 7, 2006 6:25 PM
#36 hello...
if you have freckles [and we love them]
then you have them everywhere...
and you could try to
lick them awaty]
but you might never suck-ceed [sic]
oh bugger...
am i still posting?
71. YankeeRedNeck40 - July 7, 2006 10:07 PM
MY EYES!!
72. Gucci3225 - July 8, 2006 9:15 AM
its not like she has a fetus on her face, there could be aton of things worse than her freckles and that "belly button thing" you guys seem so fond of.
at least she's not obese like most of America, if you saw her walking down the street i bet any of you would think she's hot.
*go freckles*
73. Doc - July 10, 2006 2:15 AM
"Hi, I'm Lindsay Lohan, and this is how a crab walks!!!" - quoting Family Guy
74. Jane - July 10, 2006 6:05 AM
hahahah you can see white deodorant in her armpit in her bending over picture
75. SAARAH - July 22, 2006 7:52 PM
GUYS its the beach, people wear bikinis at the beach..unless your fat then you shouldnt. SHE on the other hand is not fat therefore she can wear a bikini, that does not make her a slut,whore or a cunt. I think freckles are cute and her boobs are big becuase she gained weight? Did you notice how when she lost a ton of weight her boobs were really small and then when she gained weight her boobs got big?? Thats how it works guys. I honestly think all the girls here who are calling her all these rude names are just jealous and probobly all ugly and fat.