The weight of the boobs did her in. No question. Silicone if very hot.

IS very hot. Lambananas took over my brain for a moment.

She already did this. Like 3 times. Wonder if she gets a bonus every time she is admitted to a hospital. (Trying not to think of all the things she must get a bonus for ...)

bleh...

This bitch has 9 lives.

It is just me or this site's post are getting lamer by the day?

Jee man, try to write at least two sentences actually staying on the subject.

Someone should really teach this girl about a really cool beverage some like to call "water."

12 hours in 105 degree weather on cocaine will make anyone pass the fuck out it even happen to me on the corner and the part dat sucks is i wasnt even on it i was just selling it in crack form cuz thats what Justin Igger do, sells crackrock.

I've never heard of this water you speak of. Explain.

Whenever they say "exhaustion" just substitute "overdose". Courtney Love is one tired bitch, she gets "exhausted" all the time. And who in their right mind checks into a hospital because their overly tired? I take what is called a "nap". She looks like she smells of peanut butter and fart.

who can blame poor Lindsay, because in her world everyone else is in cool weather while she's not

Justin, is that you is it really you? It is so good to hear from you. I think you are the only one the troll has not impersonated. I know that that doesn't seem like a compliment, that's probably because it isn't. But I'm still glad you are here and you are you still saying fucked up gay shit. And Xtasy is it really you? Is it you? And Zu Zu. Zu Zu's pedals. I have them right here! Hot Dog! Thank-you Clarence!!!!!!!!

I want to live again
Hopeless

Also, this is that rowboat porn movie, and the fact that she had her face in that shaggy guy's crotch all day probably didn't help, what with the increased humidity surrounding her face. That would be enough to make the toughest of whores a bit woozy.

and in other news....god who cares. The heading would have been so much better if it was "Lindsay Lohan dies from being overheated and dehydrated".

#9, that's ALWAYS what they say. Exhaustion. Only rich people get exhausted. Their noses especially.

#11...I don't know if it's me or not. It's been a long fricking day. Like the Ford Fairlane reference though.

Jane. Jane. Is it really you? Is it you Jane? Please say it is you. Don't you know me Jane it's me Hopeless? Don't you remember me? Jane. I want to kiss you all over!!!!!

Hopeless, you're frightening me a wee bit. Perhaps I can send a couple of those midgets over to cheer you up? Midgets trying to play leapfrog is a sight you won't soon forget. The country knicknacks can wait.

P.S.
I am SO making a killing on that!

The heat coupled with her firecrotch is probably what took her out. Her twat is making the polar ice caps melt. And USUALLLY, I mean that in a good way, but not this time.

midgets?
shit, i missed something again.

hey, i was just wondering, what happened to big jim?

and, fuck, yeah, the heat again. didn't they say it was going to be cooler??

how's my baby? hmmm?

@16 Sorry to frighten you Janey. I'm just so glad to read a post from one of my favorite people and have it be them (I think). And if you haven't noticed, I haven't been my self lately. Literally!!!

P.s. I still want to kiss you all over.

Must post before the troll catches me.

Hopeless.

Bunny!!!!!!!! Bunny!!!!!!!!!! BUNNY!!! I have died and gone to heaven. It's you! It's You! (SQUEEZING YOU) SQUEEEEEEEEZE! Oh my God. I have walked through the valley of darkness. What has happened to this site? Is it really you? Pinch ME? It is you (SQUEEEEEEEEEZE). Thank-you Clarence!!!!

Hopeless :) :)

how much sunblock is needed for her to be in the sun for 12 hours?

I blame the firecrotch too. Don't laugh guys. It's a condition.

This little piece of crappy news is sponsored by farmaceuticals that sell Vit B shots.

When exausted, like, ask for a Vit B shot, ok? 'Cos they, like, just work and are totally coll. And that's hot.

@18
It was about a week or so ago, and I was talking about capturing some midgets from that commune in Riverside and making them make country crap knicknacks for me to sell to the old ladies in Sun City.

I think it's supposed to be *only* 97 degrees tomorrow. Woot woot.

@24 It is you. Be careful with those midgets. I tried to kidnap one once and I got jumped and learned a whole new definition... Keebler "Double Fudge", while the lollipop-guild-sydicate just stood around clapping and cheering. A day I would not wish on anyone.

Still in kissy mode

Hopeless

janey, ok. i remember that. vaguely. wish i could tell who was what anymore.
did your power get cut? so far so good here. we have a few blips.... just enough to have to reset all the clocks.

if i was sure i was talking to the real hopeless, i would pinch him all over. this troll thing is taking all the fun out of a good internet spank. if you are the real hopeless, describe this...

This comes from Page 5 of anorexia/ecstasy book of excuses. Stay tuned for more denial as she continues to digest Jeremy Pivens sperm.

damn, i'm hungry. where's a good corndog when you need it??

its the heat, i tell ya, the heat.

it's got to be true that good girls like bad guys. i can't believe it. you men say some terrible nasty things on here, but i laugh and laugh. i have to go shower 45 times to get the dirty off me. but i know i am just going to log back on! augh!

...

@28 Is this a riddle? Does it have something to do with things that DANGLE?

hmm. me thinks it may be you (and i was thinking of the dot dot dot thing)
so answer me this. i've asked you to call me two different things. name one.
; )

c'mon, baby, you can do it!

this is a sad state of affairs, when posters to a silly website need codewords to ID each other!!

geez. we gotta help 'cheeks get back to business.

This is fun. You know it's me. How did I get your attention the first time you responded to me ever? Does it have to do with things that dangle? Be careful where you dangle them. You've been giving me English lessons ever since. And spelling lessons, their you have it. It's me. My brain is turning to mush. I have to speak in code to get a hug and a pinch. This is crazy. Excellent cite. Gotta love it.

Hopeless

Hey now, it is pretty damn hot in California, so I'm gonna vote for true on this one.

If it's what I think. Really. You know about miss virginia with the big MAC trouble. hmmm. can't be. few know about that. didn't think anyone knew about that. I have really fallen down the rabbit hole.

I'll be there in Mac land.

'kay. sounds like you! except for the "their you have it"!
damn, hopeless, this sucks, doesn't it??

so, you know about the mac problem, maybe i should torture you over there?

i found it hysterical that the troll actually posted as ME! guess i should be flattered....
sorry about the language lessons. you really don't need much help.

OMIGOD, MY HOPELESS, I'VE FOUND YOU!! {{{{hugs}}}}}}

i have no idea what to use (icon-wise) for a pinch. guess we'll have to make something up!!

oh, the answer to the previous questions:
call me buns. or mistress.
and ... ellipsis (i probably mis-spelled that).
but the participle was a good call on your part!
i've spent less time on passwords, for god's sake!!

hopeless, meet me over there.

What confuses me is how you know about the mac problem. I have never seen you over there. Have I? I know Jane and others, c....k's but this is wierd. I'm dying. Confused.

go. check. you'll see me.

Fuckin' whiny little bitch. I'd like to see her put in 12 hours in 106 degree temps in my backyard pulling stumps and roots out of the fucking ground. All you gotta do is drink a lot of water and hose yourself off every once in a while to stay reasonably cool and functional. She stands in front of a camera and ends up in the hospital? Shit, I'd like to see her live one day of someone else's real life just to watch her curl up and die

p.s.

bad boy! there is always a "WE" in weird.

damn. all this espionage has me exhausted. and thirsty.
had i known it was going to be this sort of day, i wouldn't have run out of tequila.

#42
yup. i agree.

This is so neat. You are so evil and I am a such a cock. Green Lantern. The Falcon Has Landed. S.O.S S.O.S. I need to get really drunk. Really drunk.

As soon as someone says, what the hell are they talking about?-- it is then that we will have succeeded.

ah, two ships passing in the night....

alright. i'm having hysterical giggle fits (giggle? wtf?).
am scaring the fuzzy ones.

signing off on this site for the night.

see you, uh...

besides, i have to keep fucking sign in every two minutes here!
oboy! it's HUMPDAY!!

HUMPDAY?!? Well get on your knees, you flatulent fuck sack! I love to poke my wee pecker in some old lady ass, da bomb!

Hey bunny and hopeless,
I was reading this book my friend gave me for my birthday, The 100 Best Poems of Al Time, and I thought you'd like this one by Li Po, who wrote during China's T'ang Dynasty (618-907). Tradition says that he drowned while attempting to embrace the moon's reflection in the water.

Beneath the blossoms with a pot of wine,
No friends at hand, so I poured alone;
I raised my cup to invite the moon,
Turned to my shadow, and we became three.
Now the moon had never learned about drinking,
And my shadow had merely followed my form,
But I quickly made friends with the moon and my shadow;
To find pleasure in life, make the most of the spring.

Whenever I sang, the moon swayed with me;
Whenever I danced, my shadow went wild.
Drinking, we shared our enjoyment together;
Drunk, then each went off on his own.
But forever agreed on dispassionate revels,
We promised to meet in the far Milky Way.

*********
I think he drowned because he was drunk.

Yawn.

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Hey bunny and hopeless,
I was reading this book my friend gave me for my birthday, The 100 Best Poems of Al Time, and I thought you'd like this one by Li Po, who wrote during China's T'ang Dynasty (618-907). Tradition says that he drowned while attempting to embrace the moon's reflection in the water.

Beneath the blossoms with a pot of wine,
No friends at hand, so I poured alone;
I raised my cup to invite the moon,
Turned to my shadow, and we became three.
Now the moon had never learned about drinking,
And my shadow had merely followed my form,
But I quickly made friends with the moon and my shadow;
To find pleasure in life, make the most of the spring.

Whenever I sang, the moon swayed with me;
Whenever I danced, my shadow went wild.
Drinking, we shared our enjoyment together;
Drunk, then each went off on his own.
But forever agreed on dispassionate revels,
We promised to meet in the far Milky Way.

*********
I think he drowned because he was drunk.

I think I need to be drunk, before I read shit like that ever again.

Buns,

Your new secret code will be "bovine butch bar dyke". Mine will be "colostomy cornhole". Shhhh! It's a secret!

Hopeless ( "cornhole" )

30 BRILLIANT!

and BJ is on VayCay

too much blow

this is the worst chat room ever.

I'm with #42 -- she's a wimp. Come on! I was doing yard work all day in 98 degree heat, racing after my kids, and mowed the lawn, and [oh my goodness!!] I didn't land in the hospital with a vitamin D IV or whatever the hell they gave her.

Lindsay, get a life.

Astonishing, isn't it, that her 90 year old costars Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman made it through the heat just fine?

Her firecrotch is creating an El Nino effect on the left coast. It's also responsible for the outbreak of forest fires in the western US, as well as the rise in cocaine prices in the Northeast. This bitch is a national security issue.

Yeah, I always heard about how Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, and River Phoenix all died of "exhaustion".

Mama Cass was a different story. She died a different way, but since Lindsay Cokehan doesn't eat, I'm sure her fate won't be choking on a ham sandwich.

Vitim B Shots are NOT for Dehydration, They are usually saved for Malnutrition or Drug use. Dehydration they give you fluids and possibly postassium.

This is just as much "BS" as when they said she was admitted to a hospital for "Exaustion".

#58 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Great point

we would recommednd some ice cream cake
or recommned
or recommend

there ya go...

cake :)

How old is this chick, 20? She's been in the hospital more times in the past six months than I've been in my entire life. And I thought I was having a grabber once.

hey, tranny!
i remember BJ going on vacation, but isn't two weeks up already?

but thanks!

toodles!!!

It's amazing how I can be so damn hot and so ice cold, both at the same time.

Apparently, the studio ain't havin' none of it:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html

overheated? dehydrated?
ummm....ecstasy anyone?

i thought all those "jobs" she was giving on set kept her hydrated. damn!

and how come she's the ONLY one who's exhausted and dehydrated? there are hundreds of other people on movie sets. she just happened to be the only anorexic drug addict to pass out...uh, OD anyone?

LINDSAY HOHAN IS A SKANK!!!!!! Any guy who thinks SHE is hot is smoking something that is DEFINATELY NOT TOBACCO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! All that thing people in magazines call a hot(BLECH!!)girl is doing is reading lines and using facial expressions.Ohhhh very hard job she probably doesn't even have to move around that much.What that whore should do is drink water and stay in the shade after takes and then die.I mean she has assintants it's not like she can't request an umbrella or anything