Jul 18 2006Lindsay Lohan has bikinis that do

This means nothing to me unless I see those nice size C's naked and covered with cherry jam.

DAMN SIGNING IN!@#!@#!@#OQWAKSL:FJM

ewwww

Agree with #1. Well, I like apple jelly too.

FIFTH!

I'd still fuck her.

Those tits would look so much better if they weren't fake and if they were on a chick that wasn't covered in 50,000,000,000 freckles.
Ugly fucking skank.

Aw...she's gazing at Righty so lovingly!

#6 - I'm sure she'd let even you fuck her, all you have to do is ask.

For the love of God, Lindsay, would you STOP with the bikinis already?! The freckles are bad enough. But your body from the bottom of your boobs down has some serious little boy vs. little girl vs. alien qualities to it that are just plain nauseating!

i love how this whore gets to sit on the beach everyday of her useless life while the rest of us toil away at work. cunt.

Oops, left the house in a pre-op bikini.

That bikini was obviously purchased before her tits were. WAY too small. And why the fuck does she always wear all those gay strings on her wrists? so trashy. next thing you know she'll be blowing guys in rowboats..........

Is it me or does her right tit look signifcantly larger than the other? Anyways, Lindsey Lohan is a prime example that you don't have to be good looking to make it in Hollywood because she is BUTT UGLY!

This picture would make the fags in the last two stories throw up for other reasons then why I just did..........

Exactly, #14. All you have to do is have an ass to share to producers and that is it.

15--why did you just throw up?

I suggest that she takes all her degrading bikini's and sew them together to make a large cover up for herself.

Kids don't need to be having impair vision at their ages sweetie.

OK another Lindsay Lohan bikini post, this must mean A)SF are horndogs B)this chick has waaay too much money or C)this chick wants more freckles than she already has. I think all of the above are true, and she'll hit bankruptcy before she reaches middle age because of all her damn bikinis and I will laugh and laugh and laugh, enjoy your riches while it lasts Blohan

Hohan isn't just a skank now...she is a skank with a defective rack.

Those tits would look much better on me. And my tits would look much better bouncing up and down in your face. Yeah, you know they would.

@17 because that little boy has boobies.......

She puts a whole new meaning to the book title "Freckle Juice".

Osh, you always give me a set of black eyes when you slap me with your titties. Please don't ever get fake ones like that cunt Hohan or you'll break my nose too.

Dis bitch needs some Alabama black snake added to her diet.

Dude, those types of bikinis do NOTHING to cover breasts over a cup size A. I've got D's and wouldn't be caught dead flopping out of those...when breasts get her size they have a mind of their own and rarely stay put.

@25: Now I know you're definately not black. No self-respecting black guy would tap that shapeless ass.

22--that little boy has FAKE boobies--someone PUT them there on purpose to sell movies. It's a sick,sick fucking world, gang.

i saw her movie Mean Girls and you would think someone who made a film like that would know that doin this stuff doesn't make you cool. maybe she just has some growing up left.

have she and k-fed hooked up yet?

31st, fuckers!

I'd do her in a heart-beat!

Well hot dang! Those things are actually real! Who knew?

#27 i still fuck her for real

@28 lol.........

25 - Did someone mention black manaconda???
I want mine with extra Soul Sauce!

#21 osh

you'd look much better bouncing up and down on my cock...

Not cute... I mean, where the hell do she hide her coke except maybe in her... EEEEWWWWWW!!!!

Those are so fake. She weighed 90 pounds and had A cups, she gains MAYBE 7 pounds and her tits are now Cs?? I fucking doubt it.

Plus, swimsuits like that give no lift, they make your tits look like pancakes. So how are they staying up like that?

One more thing, is it just me or does her body AND skin tone look the same as those creepy hairless dogs??

i have soul glo on my dick hair does dat count

@35 Why answer this asshole?

I'm still unclear on the aversion to freckles here - I think it's a syndrom classically refered to as "sour grapes".

I think she's attractive and would do her anytime. I think you are all a bunch of Tom Cruise wannabe's and LTC.

I think #38 and I are twins. I was thinking the exact same thing. Whorehans tits cannot changes sizes like that. And geez, get a fucking swimsuit that fits. Geez. Geez.

I bet when lindsay was born rather then the doctor slapping her little butt he slapped her mom.

40 - Huh?

@25 Justin. I suggest you read the Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro thread post #59. the reference to Carmen Electra when she was with Dennis Rodman and how she liked to gobble 12 inches of Alabama Black Snake. Funny how similar it is to your quote. Hmmmmm. Strange coincidences. Let me guess, you are not an un-original fuckstick you are justin igger. The Justin igger thing is getting tired like my Uncle Rob Schtick which I am discontinuing as of today thanks to the advice of my dearest and newest cyber-pal, IFuckingHateYou. I would suggest you do the same. Things get old and they lose they're comedic effect. Good thing that you are original and I'm sure you will come up with something fresh and exciting.

Love,
Hopeless

#14 -- Apparently she forget that she wasn't able to afford to make the left one any bigger.

#14 -- Apparently she forget that she wasn't able to afford to make the left one any bigger.

@46 Nice spelling. It's lose 'there' comedic effect. Please don't kill me.

I think she tries to look good... It just doesn't usually pan out for her... lol

Someone needs to help her!!

And it's lose THEIR comedic effect!!

You both got it wrong...

I know one thing that never gets tired: 18" of black manaconda. I'm talking all night, bitch - like No-Doz!

44 - I bet he slapped her titties around. Because doctors are perverts that can't be trusted. At least that the reason my mom gave me for treating our childhood illnesses with alligator eggs and voodoo dolls.
That reminds me, where's Dr. Rokter?

11 -- your job must be tough if youre at home 3:45 to comment

aw, sarah, you beat me to it!

that's okay, hopeless, no killing. just maybe a couple of hours of whips and chains...

#52
if you can handle this black manaconda, then you are a goddess

http://www.sasserlone.de/bild.0067-long-dong-silver-2.html

Uh, guys, who cares if the bathing suit fits or not!! Do we care and if so, WHY?!

The day I complain that an attractive young chick has a bathing suit that is too small, is the day that my private parts fall off and I grow breasts of my own!

"Breasts of my own"?...Hmmm, 24 hour access to boobs? That does sound interesting...

#57 Finally, a reasonable heterosexual speaks. I agree completely. Plus, if I could grow breasts of my own, I'd never leave the house.

She smells like Bruce Willis's Crotch.

If her suits get much smaller she should just go with some pasties-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/pasties-pastease.htm

they don't look as large as they usually do, IMO. but i still think her freckles are nasty.

@46 i guess u don't like basketball eder

Hey 59, I resemble that remark. I had after Bruce. Sloppy freckles.

@1 and 4 If you like 'jam' have you ever tried raspberry jam.

Raspberry Jam: v.t. Half-way through missionary sex you realize the skank you are banging is menstruating and didn't tell, so you roll her over and 'Jam' it in her ass.

That is real down home Raspberry Jam.

What better lubricant than bloody poon butter?

P.s I prefer calling it bloody poon butter.
mmmmmm bloody poon butter.

Always and Forever,

Hopeless

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/allhailme/blogposts/071806_lindsayfullday.jpg
Sun tanning is hard work. So is smoking, drinking, and putting the moves on that hottie millionaire Harry Morton, that's commitment, Linds.

56 holy shit, that's nasty
looks like a donkey dick =
it would require a woman with a ghole 4' deep
which is also nasty
NASTY

#13 - I've been sitting in my rowboat for two hours. Now what?!?

@ 55 Bunny: I'm sure you are an adorable cutey cute, but really if you knew what I did with bunnies you would think the Proctor and Gamble Cosmetic Research Lab was just another Zoo; trust me, it's no zoo what they do to those cute little bunnies, and it's no joke what I would do to your cute little bunny ass. Whips and chains are childs play.

Now if you'll excuse me I have a bag of kittens to drown.

64
I'm available for the raspberry jam for the next few days. Wait, if you know beforehand, is it still a raspberry jam?

@66 did you mean 4 inches deep? Because that wouldn't be abnormal. 4 feet deep on the other hand would be impossible and/or disgusting.

@69 That is a great question to post being number 69 as you are. Well, since you have all ready revealed the fact that you are taking a trip down the red rapids I think I would skip the raspberries and just go for the 'Jam'-- lubeless of course just the way you like it. And for the happy finish I believe a 'chili dog' would be quite appropriate.

Another prerequisite is you have to be a skanky road whore, anything else would be unsanitary.

Truly, (Your Newest Cock Addition)

Hopeless

I'd hit her. Without any doubt in my mind.

I love when I get 69. Chili dog. I think I figured out what that one is all by myself.

I thought Tranny was dirty, enter Hopeless.

Love,
Skanky road whore

Please don't show us any more pictures of the creature from the blue lagoon. She's got money, why doesn't she get those spots lasered off her body, Yuk, she is repulsive.

@64 Mmmm, bloody poon butter. I like mine on melba toast with a side of placenta benedict. Top that off with a mimosa and we've got Sunday brunch. Invite the Cruises, although they'll take their OJ without champaigne.

@66 No, you wouldn't need a hole 4 feet deep, it would just have to break through all the internal organs 'til it popped out the mouth. That's how we do things here...manaconda style.

I've seen better boobs on trannys. She's got the money to get expensive nice looking ones, but that must require too much effort.

Check it out, MTV's "Why Can't I Be You?" has been pulled from the air:

http://drunkblogger.com/?p=163

shes a disgusting, ugly, freckly, ginger, anorexic whore.

yet shes still a "celebrity"

whats this world coming to?

I guess ProActiv doesn't work on freckles...

looks to me like she's keeping the swimsuit section of the sears catalogue in business...those bikinis are ass!

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

her boobs dont seem that big to me, especially in relation to her body. she doesn't have a waist! so i dont think they're fake.

her freckles are pretty disgusting, with all of that sun damage, drug use, smoking, and drinking she does...no wonder she's aged 15 years in 2.

It's a bird...it's a plane...it's FIRE CROTCH!!!

Yeah, I dont get why she is so reported on either... I mean Herbie fully loaded was cinematic genius and all, but come on.

I can understand the fascination with spoiled party whores to a certain extent, but at least focus on one who doesn't look like Ron Howard with fake tits.

Lmao hopeless. When you go for the 'you spelled something wrong' lame comeback. Atleast, don't make yourself look like a fruitcake.

If I spelt anything wrong make sure to let me know. ^_^

Waaaaiiitt. I just noticed you were replying to yourself..someone is so messing with me.

(your still a fruitcake)

Since hopeless is not here, let me do the honors.
1."Spelt" is not a word. At least not in the sense you were using it.
2. It's "you're", not "your". "Your" implies ownership, as in, "Why hasn't YOUR head spontaneously imploded yet?". "You're" is a contraction of "you" and "are", as in, "You're a fruit-salad head".

And now she wants to pose for GQ like a rock n roll slut

http://www.starkedny.com/archives/lindsay-lohan-the-other-red-meat

I just noticed that tattoo on her back above her tailbone. It looks like writing of some sort. Under closer examination, it reads... To extinguish firecroth, spray cum here......

damn....firecrotch....my bad

I finally figured out LL when i saw this pic/ She's got the body of a little man. Why she is courting skin cancer is a mystery unless she is trying to catch up with Paris Hilton by prematurely aging her face in the sun.

#89
is this thread finished?
ANY[oops]way
just cos we have a boys body
"down there"
doesn't mean we cant be
a raging firecrotch nympho

[oops did we say too much?]

she has a great figure these days
and you'll all be seeing more like that
unless we let ourselves get fat
brandon who ?
...apparently it's time to go
...to stop posting
...enjoy life my ponies : ))

Janes, I think it is really cute that you thought you had to get involved but your post doesn't entertain me.

I was waiting for someone like you. Those spelling error comments are getting really old. People only use the spelling error route when they have no better comeback.

Can't wait to see what spelling error I did here, because im pretty sure somebody will let me know.

I think you're all jealous of Lindsay. Most people who slate her are. You're jealous of her fame, her talent, her beauty, so you try and compensate by spreading ridiculous slander about her being on drugs & acting like a complete slut. She's still a human being with feelings, jeez, get off her back.
She's only just turned 20, give her a break. She's talented and beautiful and everyone who attacks her through an online website is pathetic. I bet that if you met Lindsay in real life you'd be blown away by her good nature. She isn't anything like all the other Hollywood girls you read about, she's an incredibly down to eath, amazing person. You people need to get over yourselves.

#92
shut up.
Go back to fantasy world with unicorns n fairies n stuff. This is a hate site okay ?? bwahahahahahaha cough bwahahahahhahahaha