First, but still dead inside.

that proactiv solution stuff is bullshit! i ordered it before and i STILL have genital herpes!! not to mention the burning in my crotch that ensued....

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Well I am the same age as Lindsay, and to me she just looks like 1 giant zit....

....oh wait....you mean it's for your face?

I thought those were freckles. Gross!

#3 hahahaha

that's why Paris isn't doing it! :)

she looks puffy.

I'm totally w/the SF guy on this one. Shit, for 2 mil I'll walk around dressed as a giant zit 24/7.

puffy and angry.

/yawn

she needs to get fit... cause she looks lumpy and squishy...i'm bad people

Man I'm so tired of her, if she looses weight she's anorexic, now she looks too fat, she has fake boobs, she has acne problems, she has a fire crotch, go away!!!

Can't we have some Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johannsson?

How does that medicine help the fact that she is a fire crotch??!!

In case you haven't heard, by the way, TCLTC

2 million dollars? She's still really poor and disgusting and lives in a motel.

This is how part of the commercial will be like:

Lindsay: "Yeah, I like, totally had acne on my pussy! It was so gross! I mean, I totally had huge whitheads and pus on my cooter, so I totally took this, like Proactiv shit, and like, now it's totally better! Except for a couple months later it fires up again, and I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!"

Proactiv: "CUT! Uh, Lindsay, that's not acne..."

Acne and cocaine use are corrallated, fire crotches and sex with anyone(thing) are corrallated. Should we be surprised?

This bitch does know that it doesn't get rid of freckles, right?
I'd still fuck the shit out of her and let her toss my salad after a good shit, and no wipe.

I was watching Peewee's Playhouse on Adult Swim last night, and when he started doing his "Connect the Dots" bit, I thought of Lindsay.

Well, she does need the money. How else is she going to buy a bikini a day?

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Hey, she's a pathetic trollop caught in a machine. I look forward to the her "Firecrotch and Friends" infomercial.....
Shine on, ya crazy diamond.

@18 Did you notice that the show Spongebob Squarepants seems to have borrowed their theme song from Peewee's Playhouse?

If the acne DOES turn out to be the herp, does she still get the two mil?

So much for the "sex clears up your complexion" myth.

@18 - Oh Jane - ain't it great to see PeeWee again on Adult Swim? They're even funnier than they were the first time around! PeeWee ROCKS!
Lindsay, on the other hand, does NOT!

Oh I better clarify that a little, they didn't borrow PeeWee's theme song, just some music I heard during part of the show.

@21 I actually missed the very beginning of the show, so I don't remember how it goes. I'll have to pay attention next time.

@24 WERRD!

the SF guy reported this all wrong, she's the new spokesperson for Pro-Active sex, drugs and rock n roll

Lohan Timeline:
1 year - Christmas Album with Beyonce
2 yrs - Reality show featuring drug-addict father and crazy partying mom
3 yrs - Pregnant by Fez. Promotional deal with Desetin diaper cream.
5 yrs - Guest spot on "I Love the 2000's" on VH1. Makes nation cringe with constant reference to Alotta Vagina character in Austin Powers.
10 yrs - Guest spot on Holloywood Squares revoked because she keeps flinging boogers at David Carusso. Spends last year alive gorging self with Kahlua and bearclaws.
The End.

This story has to be inaccurate because my coke dealer told me that's the amount she put as a down payment to secure her own coca bushes in Bolivia. And those white marks aren't zits, they're coke mixed with mucous after doing a Tony Montana like face dive into her weekend stash. That said, she probably screws like a jackhammer, but you'd need an asbestos condom with her firecrotch.

If only regular people with terrible acne could wheel themselves a $2 million advertising deal.

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Word is on the street Syd Barrett formerly of Pink Floyd passed away today, but apparently he died a few years ago and no one said anything about it
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13814051/

@27 Good one, bigponie!

Jane - I, too, am glad to see PeeWee's back on TV. Did you see Natasha Lyonne in that episode? Genie should have warned her about what was going to happen to her.

I guess they're calling herpes "acne" now. Firecrotch!! She would be a better advertisement for a paper-bag-over-your-head company.

No I didn't! I'm not sure I would have recognized her. Was this episode the one with Laurence Fishburne(sp?), the geri-curled cowboy?

It was kind of disturbing to notice how gay the genie looked, though. I didn't notice when I was a kid, that probably had something to do with the fact that I was 5 when that show came on.

Paul Reuben's new show is called "Pee-Wee's Playhose".

I can visualize her peeling a huge shingle of dry pale freckly skin and eating it like the dutch dude from Austin Powers.

Great marketing concept, ProActive! Get a celeb with terrible skin - freckles on freckles, lobster-red sunburn, blotches, premature aging through sun damage - to be your spokeswoman. I suppose people will think ProActive works because they'll overlook any acne with all the other crap she's got going on with her face. Her pimples have freckles, so they are naturally camouflaged. I'm still waiting for the Paris Hilton Valtrex commercial.

Yeah those Proactiv commercials are bullshit. I read an interview with Jessica Simpson where she said her dermatologist prescribed her Accutane to get rid of her acne.

Malcolm in the Middle with a wig, AND acne. I wonder if she has bacne. And crotchne. And a bad case of assne.

#34 - He was actually in a lot of episodes - he's Cowboy Curtis. At least we can enjoy some vintage Phil Hartman.

Paging housekeeping, we need vomit clean-up on aisle 36.

What do you think popped first on Lindsay, her cherry or a zit? I bet her cherry, that wanna be female carrot top impersonator!

I love that expression on her face.

Lohan: What do you mean you never heard of butter? I just met MeganHarris yesterday with The Hoff and she said to come here to ask you for butter.

Dealer: Who? Oh, you mean the ugly bitch I sold Land O Lakes to. Crazy bitch tried to snort it.

Lohan: You mean to tell me you don't have any booger sugar?

Dealer: Yeah, I got that shit, just don't call it butter you dumb cunt. Now hurry up, you want some shit or what? I gotta meet Kate Moss in 5 minutes at Pete's house.

how much would a company have to pay her to get her to stay celibate for a year?

The product could be called "Skank Away"

You can't take it that I actually knew a street name for cocaine that you didn't.

Have you ever even tried cocaine?

@44 well, if you have, judging from your face it has an awful side effect. So I guess I learned not to do it by watching you!!!

Don't you have someone famous to meet today?
Fuck Off Poltergeist!!!!

Fiery redhead, fire crotch, volcano face...

She's a geothermist's wet dream.

hahahahahahaha!! MeghanHarris thinks she's cool because she knows that butter is slang for coke. That is hilarious.

Meg, I am worried about your equating cocaine with coolness. You have to do a lot more than coke to be cool. I'm talking horse tranquilizer. Now that is some crazy kewl shit.

I think this is funny considering that she was on SNL making fun of Jessica Simpson promoting proactiv.

"Have you ever even tried coke" lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao l. m. a. o.

so street.

@ 31

According to the link you posted, Syd Barrett died a few DAYS ago not years. So either that was bad sarcasm or you're just plain stupid.

my bad, scanned over too fast I was still in shock about the whole thing. But what's with the hate? and how the hell could that even be sarcasm, I'm just stupid so sue me

YUK!!! SHE IS FAT AGAIN!!!

We don't do coke here. This is a strictly "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" crowd.

I prefer Country Crock. I get so "churned" that my nose bleeds.

Sometimes I smoke butter and have the most crazy-ass conversations with Mrs. Buttersworth, Aunt Jemima and the Parkay tub.

You know how you can tell I got really fucked-up last night? I look like MeganHarris the next day.

No lindsay, They mean acne on your face! But herpes makes you who you are-why stop sleeping around now?!

im sick of these anorexic bi*&^es its sick i wunt a thick girl with boobs not a 10 year old boy lookin flat chested thing

She should make adds for STD's cream. You know, like, "I used to have a fire crotch...".

I would do coke with Lindsay in the bathroom of Studio A, if she ever came down and partied with me.

I'm make out with her, too.

@58 The only club they would let you in that starts with studio, is studio C for cumguzzler.

uhm does Lohan realize what's on her skin are freckles not acne... tough sell

i'm so sick and tired of this skank. i don't care about how many bikinis she has or how fucked up she looks - seriously we all know she's one of those tragic cases that's gonna be found a year from now fucked up dead 8 months pregnant in a hotel room in her hooker clothes with a needle in her arm. (#28 - i loved your timeline)

but MeganHarris - you're just sad - you sound as though you've never actually seen drugs let alone taken any - cos you wanna sound so cool. "You can't take it that I actually knew a street name for cocaine that you didn't." (sad, sad...)
The only reason you would make out with Hohan in a bathroom inbetween coke sessions is cos you think that one person on this site would care - actually, we'd all laugh and it would just confirm to all of us just how sad you really are. why do you idolise these pathetic skanky creatures like hohan and paris?

@ 51

Yeah, that was kind of harsh, but that's how things are here at the SF. If you make one mistake, you get butchered. I'll take back the "stupid" remark. I'm in shock too, even though he hasn't done anything in 45 years!

This post about HoHan is so pointless i feel it's necessary to discuss other topics.

i dont see her sex appeal...at all

She would be a better rep for Retin A and a bleaching product as she does have some pigment problems. Acne doesn't seem to be a big problem for her....at least not that I have seen.

i watched the parent trap last night
she was so cute.