Jul 24 2006Lindsay Lohan gets hacked by Paris Hilton

Paris hacked her with her sidekick?

And I should care because.....

Paris Hilton should probably be hung.

I hate her.

She looks like she got whacked on the back of the head by a fish or something.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

Why does anyone even care about this?

I'd still hit either one of them!!

TCLTC

So Lindsay thinks Paris can hack into her blackberry? Then Lindsay is as stupid as brainless Paris.

WOO HOO!! it wouldn't feel right if we didn't start the week without a post on The Big Red Coke Snortin' Machine.

If Paris did this, and I would not put it past her to, it seems like it just like her lame excuse of putting a sex video out, directing it and then denying that she had anything to do with it-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-sex-tape.htm

That could potentially ruin Linsday's reputation as a NOT mean or nasty little bitch.
Er, wait, Paris is the one who isn't catty or vindictive...
Oh, that's right, it's opposites day.

Paris still can't figure out how such a small fruit can be turned into a cell phone. She also broke two teeth trying to eat a Rubik's cube and once threw away a bag of m & m's because they all "w's" on them.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

--the big red coke snorting machine---that's great. I'm so damn tired today all I can do is just sit and laugh at stuff. I feel stoned, actually.
The first thing I thought was, How the hell does Paris Hilton know how to hack into a computer system? And then I thought, man I wish Lindsay would kick Paris' ass.

I would hit them too. Square in the jaw. These bitches are such useless wastes of space.
Loss of privacy....HAHAHA.

Hmmmm - let me guess what the wording could of possibly have been....

"Hey - This is your friend Lindsay, I think I'm like so hot, but I can't be because, like, Paris Hilton is hot and she is the best singer and the most popular and prettiest ever in the whole world. I tried to fuck Paris' ex and he said couldn't handle my fire-crotch, that's hot. Did I mention Paris is hot?

Love, Lindsay"

Unrelated, but funny, The Hoff says he doesn't drink. His idea for TV show title is funny.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/24/people.hasselhoff.ap/index.html

2 things

1) Wasn't this story out like last Wednesday? I'm pretty sure thats when other sites posted it

2) I don't think picking somebody's cell phone off a table qualifies as hacking, I think that's called "using" or "taking"

I heard she was dating James Blunt.

I'd like to hack up Paris' old Sidekick, Nicole Richie.

Ummm Andrew .... 2 things

1. No one took her phone off a table, Einstein. When you hack into someones blackberry, I do believe it is called hacking.

2. Why do people insist on saying that the superficial guy is behind on all his posts? If you don't like what he writes, stay off the site. It's quite simple.

She looks like a tired old drunk already. That's really bad for a 19-year old to look like some 60 year old vodka-swilling, speech-slurring, bitter, Xanax/Valium-poppin',Joan Kennedy-scorned-type housewife.

Lohan has officially dated the entire male population, I was out with her last week.
Or maybe, I exaggerate, OR MAYBE NOT!!

Seriously, Big Red has seen more penile emissions than a urinal cake at a baseball stadium.

A live-action celebrity death match between these two would rock! But only if it has an ending like Gladiator. Or Valley of the Dolls - yeah. Jennifer and Neely. Nice.

I seriously don't know which one of these bitches are dumber...

Lindsay for thinking that Paris Hilton actually knows how to "hack" into a Blackberry....

Or...

Paris for having a rep defend her on such a subject when she and everyone else in the world knows damn well that she's been busier getting STDs than even attempting to learn how to "hack" into a Blackberry....

Hey Linds, lay off the nose candy for a while... The paranoia is taking affect...

She looks like she's under arrest in this picture for faliure to fix your fucking hair and pubic intoxication..........

Quick. Somebody photoshop the "Hackers" movie poster with Paris on the front.
Make her the skateboarding bad dude, with the goatee.

P.S. Lindsay looks like somebody's old martini-drinking mom.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! I've been reading the comments on this site for about a week. You people seem to really have your caca together. I'm writing to the people of this site as a plea. I think (I know) I have to "do away with myself". I've chosen this Friday (28th) but... I don't want to go into reasons... I need HELP!!!!!!!

If by familiar wording, they mean "firecrotch" that shouldn't count. It's as much her name as "Lindsay Lohan." It's like her Native American name now -- except it was coined by a fat white guy.

(sigh). Can't we just get these bitches togethe r and let them fight it out. I'm sick of these two hoes already.

It was quite simple to hack into Lindsay's BlackBerry, for she and Paris share the same seven letter password: V A L T R E X.

@28 The only help you need is a bullet, why wait for the 28th, do it now and then tell us how it went.

Paris would never hack hers because she knows what it's like to get a Sidekick hacked... Uh huh.

http://www.exposay.com/mean-girl-lohans-password-stolen-blames-paris-hilton/v/2756/

Still washing 'Troll Slime' off me.

@Papahotnuts. Is it better to fight the trolls or hide from them. Never been trolled before. I admired BarbadoSlim's, "DO SOMETHING JACKASS, or is that all you have?... no feces coming out of this keyboard." comment. Is it better to hide from trolls, and wait until they are gone? I don't know but this will be my only post today. I'm bummed out about the authenticity of this site. I now know why Dr. Rokter does not post here any more, and a lot of others who also have left.

It's weird and creepy to think someone is psychotic enough to read all your posts, try to learn all you grammatical mannerisms and style, and become a false caricature of you (at least in the lost caverns of their mind) which doesn't resemble you at all... all pretty twisted to me. Anyone who has that much time on their hands is probably pretty fucked in the head. What's sick is the fact they are not copying a real person, they are copying a persona, which is bizarre and retarded. Why would anyone want to copy someone who posts using a nick. This site is about parody and jest, and a few laughs, and this 'Troll' has actually made it there life to become a caricature of a caricature. That is scary.

Hopeless.

@28, if you're gonna kill yourself, do something grand. Something that will stop traffic and have all the major news networks interupt their regularly scheduled programming to watch you off yourself. You should try to fuck a grizzly bear or take a sandwich away from Star Jones. Just don't be average and shoot yourself or OD, or the most unoriginal idea of slitting you wrist. Do something with your life and kill yourself really awesomely.

#31 -- ROFLMAO -- I was thinking more along the lines of Z O V I R A X, but I don't think either of these bitches would be able to spell that. Valtrex is so much easier!

They knew it was Paris because at the end of the messages, it said, "That's hot"

Damnitall, I thought from the title that Paris actually hacked Lindsay to death and that there was an axe somehow involved and lots of blood. That would be hot.

BTW I thought Lindsay's password was
"F I R E C R O T C H" but I could be mistaken...

The three most dangerous women in America:

1. Lorena Bobbitt with a kitchen knife
2. Paris Hilton with a driver's license, and
3. Lindsay Lohan with a chipped tooth

If #28 was looking for an influx of pity and support, then he/she clearly hasn't been reading our posts. And we have our "caca" together? I use that word when I'm warning my 3 year old not to touch something dirty.

I'll bet money on it that Blohan sent out those messages herself in a coked up stupor and forgot about it later on...paranoia indeed. #28, are you for real? If so, asking for help on this site is handing you suicide on a silver platter..it's as pointless as Pete Doherty going to rehab.If not, fess up...were YOU the one that hacked into firecrotch's e-mail??

I've attached a link that contains "The Gentleman's Guide to Suicide". I believe #28 should read it beforing offing him/herself. Ms. Manner's would approve.

http://www.boophumor.com/articles/suicide.html

@28...I'l use you bullshit for comedic effect:

May I suggest taking a long deep whiff of one of Lohan's panties. I'm pretty sure that as you lay there, on your final moments, you'll come to terms with your existential ennui.

Paris wanted to hack into Lindsay's Blackberry, but all she did was show up with a machete and a pith helmet.

So there's no evidence that the thing was hacked except that there were "very mean" and "disgusting" messages sent from it? Are we supposed to believe that our pure and clean princess Lindsay is incapable of sending such messages? Please.

http://glossedover.com

Schwartznegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The Pope has one but doesn't use it,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
Both Paris and Blowhan use their's all the time
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a last name....... Were you thinking of something else?

Thanks Justin Igger but I don't have a gun... ... and PapaHotNuts, I've thought through all those scenarios but none appeal to me.

PS I tried slitting my wrists in '89! (I've been a waste of life ever since.)

#28 - I understand where your coming from, everytime I feel like killing myself, instead of just doing it or calling someone who cares, I go to my computer, sit down and type "www.thesuperficial.com". GIVE ME AN EFFING BREAK. Why don't you try blowing up your house - you'll be sure to live and get all the attention that you are obviously desperately seeking.

I't will also serve as a statement on the benefits of spellcheck.

*I'll use your*

#21: you funny, I laughed out loud at that one

RE Lohan: being her publicist must be the least envied job in all of Hollywood right now. So... Lindsay didn't get drunk/high/whatever and send hateful messages to friends and family? Quick, damage control... ah yes, Paris Hilton, the criminal mastermind. I know we all think of Paris when we hear of some intricate tech crime. 'Cause in addition to her powers of mind control (over people with penises) she can command any electronic device to do her bidding. One day, Paris will rule us all...

28--Some dude went into a butcher in Virginia the other day and asked for goat meat. when he got chicken, he walked behind the counter and chopped off his own hand. When the cops got there he was holding his own severed hand and said "I'm not a terrorist!!!" You could do something like that....bold and kinda edgy and deranged.

#28 - while following the great Papa's advice. Instead of just thinking of you, you, you - think of all of us (as you did today) and do us one big grand favor. Kill Paris, then Lindsay and Popofed and then yourself. Not only will you no longer be a waste of human existance, but you will be a hero for a week to us.

#28-Be sure to use a good (reliable) method: failure at being a failure is inexcusable.
:) ♥

One more thing: "I lived through this with Paris two years ago..."

Elliott, it's bad PR, not Hurricane Katrina. I know Hollywood folks are a rather insular group, but do you not remember what it was like to be a real human? Damn.... dramatic much?

You "live through" a natural disaster or a POW camp; a hacked Blackberry or Sidekick is the equivalent of your cable going out.

suicide man...just read #46 and it will give you every urge to kill yourself...or him...either way we win.

@47, If you are hot chick, I will do my best to hump you to death.

Im Suicidal - You're depressed and on the brink of suicide yet you come back and defend yourself? Sounds like a load of bullshit to me, if you're so suicidal than go to a fucking HELP WEBPAGE there are millions on the site look it up in your phonebook, use google, even a downsyndrome kid could figure it out..it's offensive to people who really need help. If you're doing this as a joke then you should seriously off yourself and quit ruining everyone's morning. This is a Lindsay Lohan thread for Christ's sake, the only comments that should be discussed are: penises, vagina's, STD's, Paris Hilton, ugly freckles, her firecrotch, fake boobs...OK I changed my mind maybe suicide is a good topic for a Blohan thread. Moving on

How about this #28? It's called "The Awesome"

Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.

Next, tie cheesewire around your neck - tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.

Anyway, tie the cheesewire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind (you fucking pussy).

Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheesewire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.

You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.

Breaks the ice at parties!

Maybe The Hoff could help 28 to not commit suicide.

58--that's fucking great. that is AWESOME!

@47 you can borrow my nine, shit i'll even pull the trigger, cuz everyone knows i'm Justin Igger.

I have to say that despite the depressing topic, these have got to be the funniest fucking comments I have ever seen on this site. Anyone else suicidal?

@59...pffftt...The Hoff would not soil his hands with such scum.

He's doing important, Hoff related things.

This reminds me of that movie from the early 90's with Angelina Jolie and that guy that played Stiffler... you know, Black Tail 6.

And I'm talking about Paris Hilton being a hacker, not this asshole loser that says they're going to kill themselves but really just wants attention. Go ahead, dipshit! I didn't sign a liability agreement, you dumb fucker! Try eating some ant spray!

Like coming up with TV show ideas, like, "Travels with Hoff"

(through tear filled eyes) And you FUCKERS wonder why I posted on this site... you people are the BEST... God love ya!!!

#60- I know right? If I ever decide that my whole upper middle class life is too much for me to handle, that's certainly how I'm going to go. That or try to have sex with a grizzly like Papahotnuts suggested. That sounds like a total party.

@58 that made my day

Suicidal, you can do it like that guy here in NYC last week - blew up his own building so his wife wouldn't get it in their divorce. And was dug out by firemen when he was found in the ONE ROOM IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING that didn't blow up. He did eventually die, but damn, that was funny shit.

#28 - I, too, sometimes contemplate ending it all when I realize that The Superficial is not a real place and I will never be able to live there. Are our witticisms driving you to the brink of destruction? Trust me, it's not worth it. You wouldn't fit in in Superfish land anyhoo, begging for our support and all.
P.S. 28 & 40 - I want caca back. I have already used that word once today on this site in the Miss Puerto Rico thread. I think that its second typing in the same day is out and out copycatting. And it is a very grown-up phrase - I reserve the term doody-head, too.

Geez they're both still alive?

@66 wait, your not dead yet? stop the delay yo and repeat the nike slogan

@66, aww shucks!!...thanks for the kudos, it really warms my heart and makes yearn for you to be succesful on your endeavor to end your existance as painfully and as messily as possible.

@56 Papa: I just got my affairs in order...

This is a true story. I buddy mine, fed up with life, decided to end his life. Rather than blowing his brains out, I suggested another route. I knew of a girl, so disgusting in every conceivable fashion that Jesus Christ himself hated her, and that dude is supposed to love everyone. She reeked of twat rot, was consumed by stupidity, and had a face that scared cattle. I convinced by friend to fuck this girl, and the shame and embarassment would stop his heart. Well, he fucked her, and as promised, the shame killed him. To this day, it is common knowledge that death by MeganHarricide is the quickest way to kill a man.

Just think "I'm Suicidal" if you kill yourself then you can post tomorrow under the name "I'm dead". Give it a shot, we'll look for you tomorrow.................

BHAHAHA!

Twat Rot

Genius.

Just a random thought:

If life really does "begin" at conception, why isn't Christmas in March...?

The attention grabbing dick and/or whore came back again?? What's more sad than me refreshing this page to see if you've written your "last post" is you returning to this site and defending yourself in the most pitiful of ways. I'm so sick of people like you ruining it for people who actually DO need help. Let me guess...when you were a 12 year old virgin you told all your friends you were pregnant didn't you?? God I'm sick of stupid people...you should go off and make your own colony or something. Papahotnuts, osh, Italian Stallion, Justin Igger and company: I salute you

Hopeless, i took your advice and tried my own persona 'ImSuicidal' all the persona's i have tried have failed. i can't stand to be ignored... negative attention is better than no attention. As you can see the ImSuicidal thing worked pretty good, but i would rather be you, or PapaHotnuts, or Trannygranny, or Biatcho, stallion, pink_nip, jrzmommy, tina, JoeBiwens, jane's eyre, pinky_nip, zanna,... anyone but me. And it gets me more attention than actually coming up with something creative on my own, and I enjoy sounding like a juvenile asshole. i have been an asshole my whole life and since 'typekey' has no security I figured i would take advantage of my assholeness and fuck up this site, because that is what i do. i try to fuck up things others find cool and hip. It all started when i was a young lad and i set my mother on fire for not letting me join a satanist cult. After she was burned to a crisp she smelled so delicious that i decided to feast on her charred flesh, and as you may have guessed i joined the cult. At first it seemed cool and hip: we had seances, raised the dead, sacrificed virgins, ate cow excrement... but soon i got bored and i wanted to fool everyone by posing as the cult leader and during an initiation of 4 virgin nuns in front of 47 people i was to sodomize a goat. The ruse would be hard to pull off because the cult leader was well endowed and I had a 2 inch thumbdick, my plan was to shove my cock up the goats ass as fast ass possible so no one would see my lack of manly girth. Well, needless to say, everyone saw my needle-dick and i was immediately castrated, flogged with pig intestines, and kicked into the street. The cult is doing fine without me. My ruse turned out to be a meaningless joke on myself. Anyway, that is why I would rather be anyone other than me, even though in the end i realize it will be another meaningless joke on myself.

sincerely,

wannabe hopeless et al.

@79, I don't mind you stealing my identity, but do you have make me gay all the time? Next time you pretend to be me, could I at least be a super hero, or famous for having a massive cock? Just shake things up a little. If you are going to make me queer everytime, I would prefer you didn't steal my screen name anymore. I appreciate your help.

I'm so confused.

@79...you think this site is "hip" and "cool", you have bigger problems than being a troll, now you're just sad, sport.

She needs to do more blow...I can see some cleavage.

The wording of the messages: that's hot.......that's hot.....that's hot..that's hotthat'shotthat'shot..

@79, Are delusional statements a sign of severe drug detox or Alzheimer's?

@79

Dear Mr. Troll pretending to be me again

After reading your story I can understand why you lead the life you lead. It's not your fault really. It must be very traumitizing to be ostracized by your peers. What else can you do but live in a cave and hide underground.

And your mom should have let you join that satanist cult. Did she think she could stop you from becoming the anti-christ? Just like we can't stop you from becoming us. I bet she was tasty.

What I don't understand is if you have a 2 inch penis (which is probably an exageration) what made you think 47 people wouldn't notice that you are a FAKE and not the cult leader? To be a cult leader you have to have a huuuuuge schlong like PapaHotnuts.

Advice: If you have a penis that resembles an elevator button-- exposing it will only lead to ridicule and banishment.

Anyway, go ahead and use my persona if it makes you feel good, and know you are only pretending to be me pretending to be a persona.

Hopeless

Thanks for throwing in my name, fucker. Guess you must have missed me. Now I'M suicidal.

I really don't care about this. Lohan is a putrid cunt with no talent what so ever.

I mean she might have been cute a few years ago..That is if you happened to be a teenager or a pedophile, but now her skin looks like a slice of bologna someone left in the sun for a few weeks...

She also looks goddamned filthy. I'm fairly postitive if you ever touched her she would leave oily ginger whore residue on your hand.

I laugh at all the people who would "hit that" because i guarantee that it is only a matter of months before she resembles blanche from the golden girls.

@81
me too.

Wait a minute. Paris' spokesman makes the statement "the loss of privacy is unbearable"? Since when has that snag bitch ever tried to keep anything she does private? If she can fuck on film and then not sue the shit out of her ex for releasing it, it's apparent that she craves all the attention she can get, no matter how disgusting, or brainless her actions are. Of course, I'm not saying anything that just about everyone here already knows. Just thought I'd vent a little. My head feels better now. Thanks.

I'm life's gutter ball

I was made in hong Kong

I have reached a level of unparalleled ugliness-revolting bloated oily ugliness which has metastasized across every square inch of my body.

Sexual relations are impossible I am chronically repulsive to all species.

Masturbation is impossible, my penis shrivels at my own touch and turns into an elevator button, and I lack the most minimal powers of poetic imagination necessary to conjure autoerotic fantasies.

My sphincter is listed as a must-to-avoid in the Michelin guide for intestinal parasites.

I am the kid with breasts who wants to shower with you after gym.

I am roller blading down the aisle of Macy's wearing spandex shorts and wristbands past surveillance cameras and closed-circuit television screens in an endless corridor of threads skating deliriously to the cornets of Joh Philip Suosa, hankering for a cock to suck. Catch me if you can.

Sincerely,

I own your soul bitch_Screenwriter

@86 Dear troll pretending to be me pretending to be a troll.

Wow, nice meta-physical attempt to pretend to be me pretending to be you, but everyone knows it wasn't me. That is those who know me. I think

@91 Dear troll pretending to be #76 pretending to be me, pretending to be #91 pretending to be me pretending to be #86 pretending to be me being a troll.

Do you see the ridiculousness of becoming someone else. It's all bullshit. It does not matter, because we are all persona's and to pretend to be someone else is a waste of time, because it is all good fun. If it is fun for you to be a troll than be a troll, but it is just as fun to be yourself, even if you are being yourself pretending to be a troll pretending to be a persona. I can just as soon bash my own persona Hopeless_Screenwriter as you can. So knock yourself out

Sincerely,

The real Hopeless

Nicely put, Screenwriter (I guess?)

why is this girl so full of herself? first off, Paris is not smart enough to hack, she just backs into cars at the mall. Lindsay is such a dope, and everyday she proves it more and more

Looking at Lindsay reminds me that my dream woman should not have genital warts around her stretched anus......

There are other people in the world besides Paris who hate you, clown-face. Look at less stupid people if you want real leads for this horrendous crime.

Man these are some fucked up comments today - funny but fucked up! This place just gets weirder and weirder each day

@97 I agree, what is this loser central today? Where's Megan Harris when you need her, I'm actually getting the sneaking suspicion that she's the one stealing hopeless_screenwriter's identity...Ah well can't complain, the comments are definetly more interesting than the posts today. My apologies Jacq, all hail Jacq

is hohan fukkin mental as if someone like paris hilton who is about as bright as a bag of hair or a city park bench could pull off something like this......on the off chance that she did do it the only way it would be possible is if she paid someone smart to do it for her the girl has more money than brains so that i think is the only way .... but really who gives a shit if these ppl are so concerned about there privacy then maybe they shouldnt have all these new gadgets then things like this wouldnt happen

all these posts about suicide are fuckin hilarious @58 u win first place tho that should be one of the deaths on like CSI or sumpin thats awesome

and too ImSuicidal why wait till friday do it tomorrow get it over with hahahaha

Shit we haven't heard from "I'm suicidal" for a while now - the suspense is killing me!!!

@98 I HIGHLY doubt that that's MeganHarris. Her posts consist of the phrases "I'm WAAYY prettier than she is", "I win", and "I'm cool because I know what butter is".

Believing Paris Hilton could hack into anything electronic other then a dildo is like believing John Rocker or Patrick Ewing could complete a crossword puzzle.

This story is total bs.

Paris needs to hire a professional 'troll' like the ones on this site (and in this thread) to do her dirty work. The one here is one sharp mother-fucker. I don't even need to post anymore. There is someone doing it for me, and he is pretty fucking hilarious. I feel like an amateur representative of myself compared to him. Very Twilight-Zone to read what I have to say THAT I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY!!! Psychotic, but hilarious.

Guy, seriously. You are really outdoing yourself. ummm... I want to hire you.

ME (I think)

I think Hohan sent the messages herself, cleverly disguising her messages as Paris-like, then blamed Paris for the whole debacle, in order to win over supporters. And she can always say Brandon hired some expert to actually hack into the Blackberry. And all Paris will say is, "It wasn't meeeeee!" Very cunning, these Firecrotches are.

I've gotten a reprieve from the "suicide" thing.
My thanks to:
Justin Igger x3
PapaHotNuts x2
jane's eyre
pinky_nip
BarbadoSlim x3
CoJo
jrzmommy x2
SpecialAgentWind
YoMamma
francesfarmer x3 (you are brutal)
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh
jacq
GossipMonkey
Italian Stallion
hopeless_screenwriter (the fake one I guess)
give_it_to_me_baby
LilRach
And a special thanks to (#58) "boobiezmcgee" for the story called "The Awesome" (I nearly pissed in my knickers!!!)

I was like chum to a bunch a feeding frenzied sharks... I LOVED IT!! There is NOTHING like being berated by a bunch of "blogging geniuses" to pick a person up. I know you all probably don't give two shits about this heartfelt sentiment but ...if I ever meet anyone who was (is) as far down in the dregs as I was (am)... I'm sending him to "the Superficial"

I can't wait to see the "Behind the Music" style documentary about this trashy broad. (Years from now when even less people care.)

#3 - great visual. Thanks for that.

#109

Ha ha, I beat you all to it!

According to Lindsay it wasn's Paris.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Technology/story?id=2229704
http://www.exposay.com

If she's such the hacker, maybe she can hack into the CDC website and download the experimental cure for mutant herpes. I believe it's "genital transplant surgery" and the test subjects are being studied in France. Fucking idiot French. That said, if Lohan is that slow as to let someone like Porous Hilton hack into her shit, then what we have here folks is a neck and neck race to the bottom of the intelligence pool. It may well be a tie...

She can go and hack into my blackberry any day, just as long as she lets me masturbate in her face as revenge.

@106, if you ever do run into a person that's as far down as you are, I would send them to a psychiatric ward and dope them up on medications so they could no longer communicate with people from the outside word. Good luck on friday, don't let me down now

@106, if you ever do run into a person that's as far down as you are, I would send them to a psychiatric ward and dope them up on medications so they could no longer communicate with people from the outside world. Good luck on friday, don't let me down now

@106, if you ever do run into a person that's as far down as you are, I would send them to a psychiatric ward and dope them up on medications so they could no longer communicate with people from the outside world. Good luck on friday, don't let me down now

I think you're all jealous of Lindsay. Most people who slate her are. You're jealous of her fame, her talent, her beauty, so you try and compensate by spreading ridiculous slander about her being on drugs & acting like a complete slut. She's still a human being with feelings, jeez, get off her back.
She's only just turned 20, give her a break. She's talented and beautiful and everyone who attacks her through an online website is pathetic. I bet that if you met Lindsay in real life you'd be blown away by her good nature. She isn't anything like all the other Hollywood girls you read about, she's an incredibly down to eath, amazing person. You people need to get over yourselves.

120 is Lindsay's rep. The 120 stands for how many times she's had to lie for her.

120 is Lindsay's rep. The 120 stands for how many times she's had to lie for her.

I'm not her rep exactly, but I know for a fact that you people need to give Lindsay a break.

And I know for a fact that Lindsey has slept with 120 people (not men, people in general). So will you change your screename tonight to 125?

120--well, 116 & 119 who's name is 120 --whatever... so confusing....I'm Pam Andrson with elipsis... I bet that if you met Lindsay in real life you'd be blown away..." I know for a fact that if we met Lindsay we'd be blown, that's for sure!!!

#116 - Uh, where the fuck did you come from? I'm assuming that you've, what, met her? Doubt it. You fawning over some celebrity who doesn't even know you exist ranks somewhere near the asshole on the totem pole - as opposed to those of us who are disgusted by her lifestyle. How's the weather down there?

Wow, how fucking weird was that my post to 120 was 120. It's like it was meant to be... if only it was 420.

You "know for a fact"?

Is Lindsay is lurking on here somewhere?

Will she sue the Superfish for reporting what everyone else does?

Will she sue all of the posters for utilizing their first amendment rights?

Or just hack all our cellphones?

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of...

Screaming Fangirls!

You "know for a fact"? - Yes.

Is Lindsay is lurking on here somewhere? - You tell me.

Will she sue the Superfish for reporting what everyone else does? - Don't hold your breath.

Will she sue all of the posters for utilizing their first amendment rights? - See above.

Or just hack all our cellphones? - HA. You'd like that wouldn't you.

#29 says:
" since 'typekey' has no security I figured i would take advantage of my assholeness and fuck up this site, because that is what i do."

the word is assininity. really.

aw, fuck. 79.
seventy nine
79

damn it, i knew i stayed away too long, i fucking fed the troll, didn't i??
could someone tell the trolls, please, that identity theft, even by internet is a felony???
SF, we need a new way to post. this is sucking.
luckily i'm not witty enough to be a target.

With the new Cingular upgrade, you can't hack into a blackberry so to speak anymore. I'm assuming that they went on Cingular's blackberry Start site and logged in as Lindsay and started sending messages. If you upgrade, there is no more sending messages that way. Only way is to send them on your handset. Whatever...GO FIRECROTCH!

120, thank you for posting that. It's the funniest thing I've read all week!

i smell a publicity stunt

and the bitch strikes again