The Superficial - Lindsay Lohan gets a scolding

1. sita - July 28, 2006 3:18 PM

Lohan seriously lives at Chateau Marmont?

2. Ivana Mandalay - July 28, 2006 3:20 PM

Firecrotch really does live at a hotel. lol You'd think someone only worth $7 million (according to the drug infested Brandon Davis) would at least live in a house.

3. Mary45 - July 28, 2006 3:20 PM

Well you really don't need a home when you party all night. You can just shop for more bikinis and bad outfits.

4. Funderpants - July 28, 2006 3:22 PM

lol -- "we refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior"

classic.

5. endometriorama - July 28, 2006 3:22 PM

the smoking gun is god. this made my day.

6. blueballs - July 28, 2006 3:22 PM

Production companies will start to think twice about using her in a film. Causing monetary losses due to drug addiction doesn't sit well. She will need to learn how to show up on time and read her lines while high or hung over.

7. christieb - July 28, 2006 3:22 PM

Someone should wake her up so she can read this. Plus, I'm sure it's time for the maid to come clean the room.

8. Tracie - July 28, 2006 3:25 PM

They decided not to use her real address in the memo, seeing as they were going to leak it to the press and all, they didn't want to be held libel themselves for the damage caused by releasing Ho-Han's address to the general public. A big high five to Morgan Creek, this is classic!

9. Flush it all away - July 28, 2006 3:32 PM

I dunno...I know the Smoking Gun has almost impeccable credibility, but this letter just seems so over-the-top that it's hard to believe.

I certainly believe that the exec would complain about diva-like behavior, but to threaten to hold an actress "personally accountable" and "pursue full monetary damages" that are in the "hundreds of thousands"? What, because she's missed some call times and likes to party? (Because we know no Hollywood stars *ever* do that.)

Sorry, but I think this is a fraud.

10. SoftBlueGlow - July 28, 2006 3:33 PM

Can she even read?

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

11. Nikk The Templar - July 28, 2006 3:34 PM

OH MY GOD, HOHAN GOT PWNED.

12. Aeon - July 28, 2006 3:35 PM

Morgan Creek didn't "decide not to use her real address", and she doesn�t live in a hotet...it's always in an actors contract to have accommodations provided while in production, even if they live next door.

13. Iambananas - July 28, 2006 3:36 PM

That's so funny, she just got her ass handed to her in that letter. That's exactly what she deserves. She needs to act professional.

14. babybunny - July 28, 2006 3:37 PM

skanky ho.give her a shelf life of 2 months

15. jrzpussie - July 28, 2006 3:37 PM

Blohan's going to need a professional help to decipher words like "monetary charges" "conduct" and "hand delivery"... but she'll soon flashback to her young days of prostituion while her Daddy fucked her up the a-hole for her weekly allowance

16. andrewthezeppo - July 28, 2006 3:38 PM

LOL,

now we all know where to send our fan mail to firecrotch

17. Aeon - July 28, 2006 3:40 PM

I talked to someone one of the offices on the cc list. This letter is not a fraud.

18. Iambananas - July 28, 2006 3:40 PM

THE
BANANA
IS
BACK
!
I
MADE
UP
"HO-HAN"

19. missykissy - July 28, 2006 3:40 PM

@15 - I'm pretty sure she knows what "hand delivery" means....

20. eatmyass_sherry-co - July 28, 2006 3:40 PM

In a perfect world this would be true. And if it does turn out to be true, I am buying a lottery ticket immediately. I will also promptly expect to see a letter release to the media from Tommy that he is in fact gay and Suri is really chia pet they wrapped in a blanket.

But I must agree with #9. It's crap.

TCLTC

21. BestNameEver - July 28, 2006 3:40 PM

Best post EVER on The Superficial. This is pure gold. I hope it's real.

22. babybunny - July 28, 2006 3:42 PM

I was reprimanded on jobs before and usually went to rehab post haste...maybe she should do that everyone forgives you when you go to rehab...and if you fuck up after rehab..try to not let anyone know...thats tricky, but usually it gets known quickly..cause you forget to show up for work again...

23. Sarah-Jean - July 28, 2006 3:43 PM

Well it's about time someone told her to "shape up or ship out". That is just what the little punk needed to hear!

I hope she takes the letter seriously and gets her act together.

It's a shame that she acts soooo immature. She could be a big star, but not if she keeps living life a la Kate Moss.

24. gammanormids - July 28, 2006 3:43 PM

Good thing she got a dosis of real life. karma... karma....!!!!

25. andrewthezeppo - July 28, 2006 3:44 PM

On second thought this seems kinda bogus, its sooo over the top and poorly written.

I WANT to believe it, but it just doesn't seem real.

26. Iambananas - July 28, 2006 3:44 PM

IMAGINE
A
MAN
.
.
.
MIDDLE
CLASS
.
.
.
GOES
TO
HIS
OFFICE
JOB
EVERY
DAY
AND
PROCESSES
PAPERS
.
TYPICAL
OFFICE
WORK
,
IMPORTANT
,
A
JOB
.
NOW
IMAGINE
THIS
MAN
COMES
TO
WORK
ONLY
WHEN
HE
WANTS
.
HE
COMES
HUNG
OVER
ALL
THE
TIME
.
HIS
ABSENCE
AT
THE
JOB
EFFECTS
THE
COMPANY
.
WHENEVER
HE
IS
SICK
,
HE
SIMPLY
DOES
NOT
COME
TO
WORK
.
WOULD
HE
GET
FIRED
?
ABSOLUTLY
.
I
AM
BOYCOTTING
GEORGIA
RULE
AND
SO
SHOULD
YOU
.
HEY
THAT
RHYMES
.
THE
BANANA
IS
BACK
.

27. BestNameEver - July 28, 2006 3:45 PM

#22:

Maybe another visit to rehab wouldn't be so bad for you? *shrug*

28. King UBS - July 28, 2006 3:47 PM

Fake letter.

Shelf life of 2 months, huh? That's just foolish.

29. jamiew - July 28, 2006 3:47 PM

I can imagine her becoming a recluse and sitting in her room playing Xbox all dayof course her xbox would have this:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/07/18/christofle-sterling-silver-limited-edition-xbox-360-faceplate/

30. RichPort - July 28, 2006 3:47 PM

Hmmmmm... as much as I consider this firecrotch a national security issue, I'll have to say the Morgan Creek is freaking stupid. They knew they were getting a party animal, hence being comforatble with asking her to go down on some guy on set. A nice responsible actress wouldn't do that, but then a prude bitch wouldn't have gotten the role. I think she was still tired from that anal gangbang at the Piven party, or in custody for arguing with hotel security for not being allowed to strut around in her bikini in the lobby. Good times man, good times.

31. Aeon - July 28, 2006 3:49 PM

People...this is a real letter.

32. King UBS - July 28, 2006 3:52 PM

Obvious fake.

33. Spindoc - July 28, 2006 3:52 PM

#9 Flush,

You say "Just because she missed some call times" to them that is a full day that they had to pay 500 employees on the movie and got no work done. In a small movie like this running up hundreds of thousands in bills can kill the budget. Additionally Movies are insured....but the insurance company won't pay if the delays aren't because of illness or injury. I.E. if they insurance company finds out she is just partied out they won't cover the cost of her fucking up the movies budget.
Remember, the Smoking Gun is owned by ABC, it isn't an independent site. If they printed something False, ABC is liable for Millions. This is real. The best part is that they aren't even allowing her publicists to pretend that everything is ok. They released this letter and confirmed it when the Smoking gun called. LOL!!!!!!! Fun's over coke whore!!!

34. rori - July 28, 2006 3:53 PM

As much as this letter gave me joy, can I point out, Mr. Superfish, that the movie is actually called Georgia Rule and not Georgia Rules?
But yeah. I'm glad someone's taking a shot at La Lohan.

35. adamstevens123 - July 28, 2006 3:53 PM

I am one of the few that actually like L. Lohan. But she deserved this letter and I think it is real. She has been acting like a trashy drunken whore for a while....

36. a_fond_reader - July 28, 2006 3:53 PM

# 9 and # 20 - I refer you here:
http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1220230,00.html

If you don't feel like going there then all you need to know is that people magazine has contacted Morgan creek productions and had a representative confirm that the letter is authentic.

So it is a perfect world.

37. Linnea - July 28, 2006 3:54 PM

I love the world today. The only thing that could make this moment better is a unicorn magically appearing and goring Hohan to death while she's "powdering her nose."

38. endometriorama - July 28, 2006 3:54 PM

i also like how her skank mother received a copy.

39. pinky_nip - July 28, 2006 3:58 PM

Whenever I show up hung over & late to work, I just wear a short skirt, and then my boss gives me a raise. Duh!

Of course this fugly chick couldn't get a raise out of yeast.

40. em - July 28, 2006 4:06 PM

Her rep didn't have a comment? Her rep ALWAYS has a comment. It's gotta be legit.

41. UNWASHEDMASSES - July 28, 2006 4:08 PM

I've had co-workers stopping by and asking me if my mom died from the tears streaming down my face. This is hysterical. Do you realize how bad she must be to generate this kind of dispatch? Hollywood condones, looks the other way, or excuses away such behavior all the time. It's a given that an actor or actress is going to be a pain in the ass. For her to have the head of Morgan Creek issue this speaks volumes. The egg timer on her career is officially started. In a bizarre bit of irony, MORGAN Mayhem is the name Ted Casablancas bequeathed to Linds for his blind items and MORGAN Creek is the aggrieved party. Bet that Jeremey Piehole party doesn't seem so rockin' now, does it Firecrotch?

42. sharkbite - July 28, 2006 4:10 PM

I wish I lived at the Chateau Marmont.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

43. CoJo - July 28, 2006 4:21 PM

Superfish- You are totally on your game today! This story is what makes me keep coming back! This made my day!

44. Proteon - July 28, 2006 4:21 PM

Wow so much awesome shit in one post. This is perhaps the best thing EVER on this site.

1) the phrase "spoiled child" was written into this professional letter which was cc'd to a handfull of uber rich movie assholes. Only in Hollywood.

b) use of the phrase makes me think the writer (who went on to sign "sincerely") hoped this letter would make this kind of circulation

3) these are the same people who actually CAST her to begin with

4) Is this the quality film where she is blowing the long haired guy in a gondola?

e) Morgan Creek hasn't put out a good movie in years; this letter was a promotinoal stunt.

g) thank you stalkerazi for all the morgan creek contact info

z) people filming movies tend to stay in hotels you unbeleivably stupid fuckers.

45. kaileykat - July 28, 2006 4:24 PM

Proteon, it is really ironic that you are calling people "stupid fuckers," since you really need to learn how to spell.

Toodles!

46. Aeon - July 28, 2006 4:25 PM

Proteon. I love you A to Z. Especially Z.

47. jane's eyre - July 28, 2006 4:28 PM

I think this is the beginning of the perfect world that the Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower tracts depict. Soon we'll be seeing rainbows splashing in magnificent display across a crystal-clear sky, children will be laughing, no one will be sad, angry, etc., and we'll all get our own friendly fuzzy lion and lamb combo. Ahhhhhh...

48. Aeon - July 28, 2006 4:38 PM

Kaileykat: You�re nit picking about spelling but throw down a sentence with not just one unnecessary really's but two. Are you also the type who says like about a billion times when you talk? Are you 12??

49. BarbadoSlim - July 28, 2006 4:40 PM

PS: Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Dictated but not read.

50. magickal - July 28, 2006 4:47 PM

Oh, YES!!! Thank you, God. This cunty little whore finally is getting what she deserves! I love all the cc's too. What will that no-talent ass clown of a publicist of hers actually be able to do for damage control? I guarantee it will refer back to the "supposed" "heat exhaustion" and make Morgan Creek or whoever the fuck the production company is look like eveil gnomes for forcing her to work while out with a doctor's excuse. Fuck that fucking twat faced coke whore little fuck.

51. Proteon - July 28, 2006 4:49 PM

DO not be put off by spelling you dumb fucker, try to see the larger pikchure: the idiot that wrote that letter works for idiots who hired some other idiot to cast Lohan in their idiot flick. It's a fucking idiot fest! Posted here for our own dumb fuckin amusement. AWW-SUM!! Now be an adult and call that godamn morgan creek number and freak out as regional chapter leader of the Lindsay Lohan fanclub and see what kind of idiot response you get instead of spellchecking my post flunky!

52. Sheva - July 28, 2006 4:49 PM

This is the most awesome public slam in memory. The fact that they sent her the letter let alone released it shows they have lost a ton of money and are royally pissed about it.

So they decide to make the best of it and milk it at her expense. Totally Rad!

Now what makes it even more interesting is they don't make general comments about the Lowhore's lack of professionalism they cite repeated incidents and then blow up her public charade over heat exhaustion.

This is going to cripple this biyatch in a big way. No other way around it.

Lindzer Lowhore is now officially the Danny Bonduce of her era.

53. Proteon - July 28, 2006 4:50 PM

Proteon loves Aeon.

54. Proteon - July 28, 2006 4:52 PM

I hate to be a sir spamalot but time is short... this letter will not put a dent in Lohans "career". You cant dent a crashing car. This letter will be the exact reason some other idiots somewhere seek to employ her. Hell that letter just made 2,000,000 people look her way. Pay attention godamn it! THAT IS LATENT REVENUE!

Have a nice weekend.

55. biatcho - July 28, 2006 4:56 PM

I hate people that think they know fucking everything about everything, when they really only know a thing or two about a thing or two. I am now waiting for the inevitable little artsy cuntbag who probably loves Mac's to tell us this is photoshopped.

I work in the film industry, douchechills, and this type of thing does happen, you just don't fucking hear about it all the time. You think the exceutives are willing to shell out millions upon krizzillions of dollars to make a movie starring some teenage hooker and have her blow all of their money up her nose & out her twat?
Get real cocklicks & stop trying to take all the fun out of everything. I bet you all think that Santa Claus isn't real either. Well I blew him just the other day and it was for real YO. I am also patiently awaiting for Peter Cottontail to to fuck me like the rabbit he is.

56. BarbadoSlim - July 28, 2006 4:57 PM

I said it here first, there will be a porn called: Herbie, the Firecrotch Chronicles:

A young redhead discovers that her vulva has desires that even she, can't control.

57. jrzpussie - July 28, 2006 5:03 PM

@55 Looks like you know everything, way to take the fun out of bitching about Lohan biatcho. Either way Lohan's career isn't over until atleast 2 more years, and by "career" I mean tabloids

58. jrzpussie - July 28, 2006 5:05 PM

PS take a chill pill, we've been living with Suri Cruise for the past 100 days, of course people are going to be skeptical, it's better than believing every thing you hear

59. biatcho - July 28, 2006 5:09 PM

Pussybag - I'm not the ass taking any fun out of making fun of this cunt. I am taking the bullshit out of the idiots who only have to say that this is totally fake because they think they're cool. Now why don't you go take your finger out of your pussy and use it to help you read, because apparently you can't.

60. Iambananas - July 28, 2006 5:20 PM

It's not a fake letter or the superficial editor wouldn't put it on this site. I mean, I can pretty much rely on the authenticity of the stories on this site.

Then again, there is the story about Lance that was never reported, at least no to my knowledge. I'm saying, Lance is gay! What does that mean to you? I means that ANYONE could be gay! That's all I'm saying. The neighbor, the superficial guy, you, anyone!

But back to the Le tour De France winner on 'roids. Do you think it's true? I do. Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman, all hopped up on roids.

And speaking of Gary Coleman... did you watch "America's Got Talent" the past few nights? Rappin' Granny? That is the stupidest thing ever. She physically makes me ill to watch her. The yodel girl is going to kick that talentless old hag's ass. She is BEYOND annoying!

Speaking of beyond annoying... the people on this site are really getting to me. I mean, they pick fights, swear, have nothing better to do in the middle of the day and are quite stupid. I'm even sure that some useless people are reading every word I'm typing now and will post on it.

Speaking of posting, I am so sick of Lindsay Lohan... she is beyond washed up, is going to look 50 when she's 30 and is annoying. She is like the combination of everyone I've ever disliked in the world.

I'm kind of liking Paris Hilton becaus Paris Hilton dosen like her, or Nicole Ritchie. I donb't like Nicole Ritchie.... I will refer to her as only Nicole because Ritchie is kind of hard to type.

Nicole is the epotomy of what young girls should not be. She isn't even pretty. Okay, well, I guess that's all I have to say about that.

Was that good enough, jane's eyre? You loser... LOSER... LOSER!

61. eXtasyStef - July 28, 2006 5:21 PM

Actors sign a contract to do pictures. You violate the conrtact, there's a million clauses in there a stuio can use to make money out of your sorry ass. And they aren't known for forgiveness. So I am waiting for the official verification, but I think this is for real.

I hope it is, anyway.

62. eatyourfeedback - July 28, 2006 5:26 PM

This is the best Lindsay Lohan post I've ever real. James G. Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, is now one of my heroes.

63. eatyourfeedback - July 28, 2006 5:27 PM

This is the best Lindsay Lohan post I've ever read. CEO James G. Robinson of Morgan Creek Productions is now officially one of my heroes.

64. spamfighter - July 28, 2006 5:28 PM

Since she obviously needs a spanking I volunteer to give it to her. And afterwards, spank her.

65. drugsagainstwar - July 28, 2006 5:32 PM

Well it's official, Lindsey Lohan is the new Courtney Love. As Hollywoods newest "villiage idiot" Lohan plans to honour her predeccesor by sporting the "bruised and boozed" look that Courtney founded and perfected.

66. jane's eyre - July 28, 2006 5:32 PM

Aww, that's SO SWEET! Did you really write all that boring crap for MY benefit? Do you also write angst-ridden prose about me in your Strawberry Shortcake diary chronicling your frustrated hate/love obsession with me? Dry those bitter, bitter tears, and know that I will always be laughing at you.

And you call ME a loser.

67. EllaKennedy - July 28, 2006 5:42 PM

Who uses the word "bogus" in an official letter? If this letter is real then the CEO of Morgan Creek should be mortified that his writing skills are at a middle school level. I would think they would go through her agent, manager, publicist before Lindsay would get hit with a letter this juvenile.

68. kaileykat - July 28, 2006 5:42 PM

No spellchecking, sweetie. Most dumb fuckers know that rule about the i before e except after c.

69. henrysgirl - July 28, 2006 5:47 PM

I work at a law firm and we write "threatening" letters like this all the time so I'm sure it's authentic. I don't blame Morgan Creek. They probably signed her to this crap movie when she was still relatively a "bankable" star. No one goes to see her movies anymore. Little kiddies don't and adults certainly don't. Pretty soon we won't be seeing her around anymore. Not if they could only work on Paris and Nicole and the rest of the talentless skanks.

70. jrzpussie - July 28, 2006 5:47 PM

can we go one day without the trolls?

71. henrysgirl - July 28, 2006 5:48 PM

*Now*, crap! Speaking of bad spellers.

72. azcoyote - July 28, 2006 5:49 PM

You know Marrisa Tomei had 100 times the talent and looks and she dropped off the radar from one bad party girl incident in a night club with a body guard...

Say by by Ho-Han. Can't wait to see all those people in recent pics start to dis her....

73. jFp - July 28, 2006 5:49 PM

BS. I don't believe any Corp Head would behave so unprofessionally. The Corporate lawyers would never allow remarks such as that based on 'hearsay evidence and Tabloid slander. Even Calif Gov set up a new message warning companies to protect their employees from heat. So this Morgan Creek Co would be in fear of declaring she didn't need medical attention due to a heatstroke.
And they would never bring attention to someone's current residence. If all this is true...Lindsy will OWN Morgan Creel LLC in a few years. What a Lawsuit!!!!!!

74. jrzpussie - July 28, 2006 5:49 PM

@60 if my memory serves correctly I'm pretty sure the Lance Bass post was reported...it was just meshed in between boring Lohan and Hilton posts...on the otherhand SF didn't post on Mel Gibson or Chad Krueger's DUI charges *sniff*

75. stingybtchsuzy - July 28, 2006 5:54 PM

The cloud in this silver lining is that Paris Hilton is probably laughing her wonky eye out.

If I had $7 million, I'd probably blow off work, too. But I live a stingy lifestyle, and I could make that $7 million last a long time.

www.stingybitches.com

76. christieb - July 28, 2006 5:56 PM

Speaking of annoying, has anyone read lambanas post??

77. drugsagainstwar - July 28, 2006 6:00 PM

67- I agree, but the fact that it is so juvenile is what makes it seem real to me. Only the worst disaster of a person could get a guy that deals with immature, self- absorbed people all the time so riled up. A Hollywood exec calling someone a spoiled child is like Mother Theresa calling a bum a useles piece of poor trash. He probably got the call that she was too "sick" to come in as he was on the internet looking at pics of Jeremy Pivens birthday party the night before.

78. Dee - July 28, 2006 6:10 PM

Maybe these movie companies will stop hiring this piece of trash. She isn't even a good actress. She keeps getting jobs because she's in the tabloids every week for being a skank ho.
mAybe felicity Huffman and jane Fonda got tired of waiting around for Blohan and got after Morgan Creek to do something about it. It's their times she's wasting.

79. wonderbody - July 28, 2006 6:12 PM

67 - you seem to have forgotten that "bogus" is a real word. just because valley kids and stoners adopted it doesn't mean there wasn't a whole generation before us who used in to mean "fake"

and 73 - the letter doesn't list her personal address. there is no room number. that's simply the address for the chateau marmont. any idiot with a phone book or a computer can get the address and judging by the amount of paparazzi that were there yesterday i'm pretty sure it's not a secret that lindsey (as well as several other celebrities) happens to be there.

80. jFp - July 28, 2006 6:13 PM

I'm glad I'm on the list of people that said this was BS from the beginning.

If this were real,,,,it would be on all the Networks by now!

81. newsprod - July 28, 2006 6:21 PM

I don't understand why people keep saying that this is bogus, have you not read that Morgan Creek has confirmed the letter's authenticity?

82. blondewithnobrain - July 28, 2006 6:44 PM

there's nothing QUITE like a GOOD celebrity BITCH SLAPPING!!!

83. Merebear - July 28, 2006 6:56 PM

ABC News, E! Online, The Smoking gun, People, Teen People, and many other websites have all posted this as a "confirmed" and authentic letter.

She deserves every little word. Good for the 70 year-old CEO!

84. Sheva - July 28, 2006 6:56 PM

Some people are beyond dense and utterly boring.
All love to Biatcho. Most defintely my Queen Biyatch.

This may be the greatest post on the history of this site.

85. Iambananas - July 28, 2006 7:01 PM

IT IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060728/en_celeb_eo/19623

jane's eyre lives in San Bernardino, nuff said.

86. Iambananas - July 28, 2006 7:04 PM

jane's eyre ...
you really read that whole thing? You're more useless than I thought. GET A LIFE!! Were you really still here posting the ENTIRE time I was gone? How sad.

87. Iambananas - July 28, 2006 7:04 PM

Who is D. Lohan? Her mother?

88. jane's eyre - July 28, 2006 7:15 PM

No, I didn't read that whole thing. And way to bash your own useless posts. AND OH MY GOSH, LIKE THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE THAT HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE, and by the way, you were never gone, you're just pathetic enough to have been logging in here with different screen names, as is your usual game. But I guess technically, since you have a multiple personality disorder, you probably didn't know about it. So we have to give you the benefit of the doubt, and just keep on laughing at pointing fingers at you.

And I think that it's really quite odd that every single thread that you've posted in, you had to make at least one reference to me. What's that about? If I'm so "useless", then tell me why you devote the time that you do to write about me?

"Was that good enough, jane's eyre? You loser... LOSER... LOSER!" I hadn't even said anything to you.

and then,

Posted by Iambananas on July 28, 2006 07:01 PM

IT IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060728/en_celeb_eo/19623

jane's eyre lives in San Bernardino, nuff said.

I think everyone here will agree that you spend too much time worrying about what I am doing.

89. alaskanchicsickle - July 28, 2006 7:17 PM

@86 You are obsessed with someone who will always be your better. I know its painful but you should just get over it and maybe try picking on jzdaddy or herbie or someone of that caliber.

90. jane's eyre - July 28, 2006 7:17 PM

Take your own advice and get a life.

91. bunnyhugger - July 28, 2006 7:32 PM

aw, man! you fed it! stupid,stupid bitch (not you, jane).

on topic (thought a change of pace would be nice), i just heard this on a soundbite for the 5:00 news. and everything i see on television has to be true. doesn't it?

92. jane's eyre - July 28, 2006 7:38 PM

Oh, I'm ignoring it again, bunny. Sometimes it needs to be put in its place though, and I appreciate chicsickle helping me in that.

I hope it really is true, anything that shames Blohan is O-kay by me! I think I'm still nauseated from seeing her freckled 11 year-old body from the other day. Yeesh.

Less than 20 minutes 'til 5!

93. King UBS - July 28, 2006 7:40 PM

Post 69 says: "No one goes to see her movies anymore."

Really?

Some FACTS, though I know you'd hate for them to get in the way of your argument.

Just My Luck: Cost $4 million, grossed $32 million

Herbie: Full Loaded cost $50 million, grossed $144 million

Mean Girls: Cost $17 million, grossed $129 million

Further, her turn in A Prairie Home Companion drew rave reviews.

You are, apparently, living in a fantasy world where the facts don't matter to you. How nice.

94. Mrs. Smith - July 28, 2006 7:40 PM

It's about time someone cracks the whip on Miss Lohan. tisk tisk.

Miss Lohan consider yourself warned by the boss. You make one more screw up and your ass is gunna pay. I'd hate to see Miss Lohan get a real job. She'd be gone on the second day.

ROFLMAO

95. Mrs. Smith - July 28, 2006 7:42 PM

Oh yeah.... GO CEO!!!! WOOOO-HOOOOO!

96. LL - July 28, 2006 7:44 PM

Since so many entities have supposedly authenticated it, I guess it's on the up-and-up. For anyone who thinks the head of a production company wouldn't be such a piss-poor writer, please... I work for an ad agency. Everyone here is a college graduate, and half of them couldn't write a third-grade book report, especially the business-type people (account service, media). Many of them can't even write full sentences. This guy probably heard Lohan didn't show again, got superpissed, typed up a letter in 5 minutes, ran a spellcheck on it, then told his secretary to send it out. I wouldn't advise that, but whatever, I'm not a Hollywood bigshot.

Guess all those simulated blowjobs really took it out of Lohan. Or perhaps the genuine blowjobs did it. Who knows?

97. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 28, 2006 7:50 PM

33. It is ironic that one day of Hohan's time can cost so much, when she is clearly worthless.

44. While people filming movies do indeed tend to stay in hotels near the shooting locations, this bitch lives in a hotel, as a permanent address.

http://www.askmen.com/gossip/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-half-million-hotel-bill.html

86. Clever, and modest. If by while you were "gone", you mean "taking a gay cruise and a tour of Turkish bath houses", feel free to share your recent experiences as a traveling sodomite. We won't judge you, ... much.

The language of the letter is a bit juvenile, but it's designed to embarrass the bitch into behaving.

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Legal action is improbable, as it would likely result in production and legal costs that exceed anything they would recover from Hohan in court.

Hohan owns the fuckers, and I'll bet she shows up late, drunk, and freshly fucked.

98. jFp - July 28, 2006 7:52 PM

I would love to be with the firm she will have handle this. Look for them to settle within 48hrs. $$$$

99. Zanna - July 28, 2006 7:54 PM

@93 - who the fuck died and made you protector of all that is Firecrotch?

100. Zanna - July 28, 2006 7:54 PM

@93 - who the fuck died and made you protector of all that is Firecrotch?

101. drugsagainstwar - July 28, 2006 7:58 PM

93- Maybe they meant to say no one WHO MATTERS goes to see her movies anymore. Apparently there are alot of stupid people out there who are collectively out $176 million and countless hours of their lives. You'll notice I did not include Mean girls because the only reason anyone who matters went to see that is Tina Fey.
She is such a good writer that Lohan's part could have been played by a ratty upside down mop. With red yarn taped to it's midsection. In fact I think that was her stand-in and body double; and since she was probably too drunk to ever show up to work I'm pretty sure the mop did all her scenes. So as for the "rave reviews" in Prairie Home Companion, well I think we all know who is responsible for those.

102. Spindoc - July 28, 2006 8:09 PM

#67 EllaKennedy

Although bogus has been used as a slang word it is a legitamate word that was merely taken and used as slang. Another example is "Awesome" just because douchebags use it incorrectly doesn't mean it isn't a real word. In the legal sense, the letter uses the word correctly. That is because it would have been written by one of the studio lawyers, not the actual CEO. Before you start insulting everybody heres an idea, look in the mirror and say "I am a douchebag" that will remind you not to get too cocky.

103. alaskanchicsickle - July 28, 2006 8:15 PM

@91 I don't normally take bitch as an insult, look... someone has to be one once in awhile. It doesn't matter if I fed "it" or not, "it" is not going away any time soon as "it" has no other social life.
Hey Bunny, I still luv ya, you are a sweetie.

104. James - July 28, 2006 8:16 PM

Sorry, folks, but the letter is bogus. No self-respecting CEO, particularly one that helms a production company the size of Morgan Creek, would ever release such a petulant, unprofessional letter. Now if the letter ISN'T bogus, then this guy should lose his fucking job for being a petulant, unprofessional douchebag.

105. Lynette Carrington - July 28, 2006 8:31 PM

I just noticed from the list of memo recipients that L. Zelnick is one of Lohan's PR people. Ms. Leslie Sloane Zelnick is also one of Brit's PR people.

Wow, she must have been really bad in her previous life to be warranted as the representation of these two ding-bat buffoons. If it wasn't for the bazillion dollars that she makes from these two clowns, I'd almost feel sorry for her.....

106. Aeon - July 28, 2006 8:33 PM

James...you know nothing about the entertainment industry.

107. Nimuë LaMer - July 28, 2006 8:34 PM

HAHAHA! I so hope this is real - or at least that HoHan gets to see it somewhere!

Who does she think she is, anyway? Marilyn Monroe? She'snot worthy to even cross her star on the Walk of Fame!

Hear that? Tara Reid is laughing her ass off!

108. Dari10 - July 28, 2006 8:35 PM

While I can't confirm that the letter is legit (although I absolutely believe it is), I know someone who has been a witness to this nightmare. He told me earlier this week that Gary Marshall allegedly is livid that LL is messing with his production and was going to threaten a lawsuit if she didn't shape up (seems this letter confirms that). I also heard she allegedly punched her assistant in the face. Seems those vitamin B shots are a regular occurance on the set as well (allegedly, of course). :-)

109. Zanna - July 28, 2006 8:36 PM

The letter was posted Friday on the Web site Thesmokinggun.com. Greg Mielcarz, a Morgan Creek spokesman, confirmed to ABCNews.com that the letter is authentic but would offer no further comment.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2248955&page=1

110. ffordegroupie - July 28, 2006 8:51 PM

And verily the wrath of Hollywood did fall upon the freckled head of the Lohan...

Say bye, Lindsay. If you don't make a public show of repentence and start acting like the grown-up you supposedly are, nobody is gonna hire you, once the cost of picking up after you is too much to justify whatever money you might bring in.

I really love this letter. Yeah, the person is POed, but that doesn't mean it's fake. I can't blame him -- and I doubt it's "tabloid hearsay," since they probably have seen Lindsay do everything from stagger back naked to snorting coke off that boat.

You know, I recently saw an interview with movie veteran Christopher Lee, who was in LOTR and Star Wars and hundreds of others. He said that he only did the awful "Dracula" series because the "little people" had already been hired, and he would be depriving them of work if he didn't do the movie. That was the only reason he did it -- for the cameramen, gaffers, coffee refreshers ETC. I'd like to see what words he'd have to say to Lowhan -- he'd probably smack her upside the head.

Now does Lindsay missing work days sound so innocuous?

111. King UBS - July 28, 2006 8:51 PM

@100 & 101

Sorry to interrupt your little tirades with facts. How awful of me.

112. krisdylee - July 28, 2006 8:58 PM

I am very proud to announce that I have NEVER seen a movie with this cuntress in it. Although, my kids did watch Herbie one day when I needed to get some work done, so perhaps I absorbed some of her moronic idiocy into my brain by some crazy osmosis.

Wait, I let my kids watch a movie with her in it? Fuck, I'm calling the authorities on myself....

113. Viva - July 28, 2006 9:01 PM

Ha! Finally that bitch has what's coming to her.

Your days are numbered bitch.

114. pretige z - July 28, 2006 9:09 PM

ALL TRUE. They left out the part about pumping her stomach....

BTW - insurance is not an option for this pic because the deductible is 3mil or about 15 days of shooting....before they recoup a dime for her...she's uninsurable because of her history. did the same on Herbie...I blame Morgan ZCzreek they knew what they were in for...
LL is in freefall from here

115. King UBS - July 28, 2006 9:11 PM

@112

I am very proud to announce that I have NEVER seen a cunt. Well, that pretty much says it all.

116. jezusfreek - July 28, 2006 9:15 PM

whenever i show up to work after a coke bender...i try to blow my boss to smooth things over a bit...

guess blo(w)-han needs to kneel down for James G. Robinson...

117. WorldWideWendy - July 28, 2006 9:24 PM

Herro my dears, this letter is real, I work as a news anchor and this letter is on Reuters and Wires.
For the record, most 'self respecting' CEO's provide these young actors with the drugs that get them started.
Then they sit back, and wonder how it could have all gone so wrong.
She needs help.

118. WorldWideWendy - July 28, 2006 9:25 PM

Also King- I will show you MY cunt, if you ask nicely.

119. WorldWideWendy - July 28, 2006 9:39 PM

Oh, and one more thing.
I thought lamebananas was dead.
I thought we had agreed we would all pay for it to be murdered.
I sent a cheque in.
You said, if I send money, you would get it sorted.
You lied.
But keep the money- and just get it done for christmas.

120. gaybananas - July 28, 2006 9:45 PM

119. He's back, but where is his not so ambiguously gay alter ego "Whipper_willow"?

Sadly, I miss the lametard's conversations with himself, pretending to be rich, well educated, heterosexual, ... Damned entertaining fiction!

121. saltpeanuts - July 28, 2006 9:48 PM

Loosely translated, this letter says that Hohan has not given James Robinson his contractual weekly blowjob and that he's now cranky and pissed that she might be wasting whatever little left she has of her youth yet again rope-smoking Wilber Valaramamamama and not showing up on time to the shooting.

It also says that they reserve the right to replace her with Paris Hilton or Hilary Duff, or some other Hollywood whore that will blow him on command.

Lohan should just submit to his wishes in the interest of her career. Also, it might act as a wrinkle-reducer if she were to rub James' jizz all over her aging face.

122. WorldWideWendy - July 28, 2006 9:55 PM

My dear gay babanas, if you are stuck for something to read, I shall send you a photo of the varicose veins on the back of my legs.
Hours of entertainment.Fun for the whole family.

123. King UBS - July 28, 2006 9:56 PM

@118

Yes, please!

124. WorldWideWendy - July 28, 2006 10:00 PM

It's a deal- but first I shall need to find a camera with a wide enough lense.Or at least a fish eye.

125. BEACRISTINA - July 28, 2006 10:05 PM

@93.
remove the stick from your ass.
then hit your face on the cement.

@99&&101.
thank you for attempting to knock some sense into the friggid bitch 93 who has nothing better to do than stand up for raggady ann.

126. plymouthrock - July 28, 2006 10:20 PM

It's real
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-lohan29jul29,1,5421373.story?coll=la-headlines-entnews&track=crosspromo

127. funkygoldmedallions - July 28, 2006 10:26 PM

This James Robinson is a shit head. You want Mary Fucking Poppins in your movie go hire Mandy Moore. If you want an absolute skank who will be on every cover of every tabloid and give your shitty movie $5 mil in free press you go with Lohan(djob). Thats right, I shall now refer to her as Lohandjob. Got a problem with it Robinson?

128. magickal - July 28, 2006 10:26 PM

Lindsay Lo-class

129. bunnyhugger - July 28, 2006 10:31 PM

#103 (my little eskimo pie )

i knew i should have clarified that. in NO was was "bitch" directed at you. that little gem was a reference to it. ignorant, predictable, i just get so damn sick of him/her. and why she's singled out janey, i don't have a clue. i, too would love to tear it a new one, but lameass feeds on it.

so i apoligize sincerely that you felt i may have called you a bitch.

bunny sorry. *sniff*
love ya too, you little sweet confection, you!

130. ptprez - July 28, 2006 10:42 PM

124...

how about a brown eye????

131. bunnyhugger - July 28, 2006 10:42 PM

#103 ( my little walrus )

bitch.

132. bunnyhugger - July 28, 2006 10:56 PM

HAHAHAHA!
see what i mean, chiksickle? i've attracted its attention.
(i don't feel i need to point out that #131 is not me, and i will not post to this thread anymore tonight, just so's ya know. but i'll point it out, anyway).
chik, janey, you know who's real.
everyone have a good weekend!

133. Lala - July 28, 2006 11:01 PM

#127 Funkygoldmedallions, you say that like that Lindsay Lohan is the only piece of shit actress in Hollywood who can get a movie free publicity.

I say when they start handing out the Oscars next year, this guy should get one. An honorary one.

And make it platinum.

134. alaskanchicsickle - July 28, 2006 11:03 PM

@129 Hiya Bunnyhugger you adorable lagomorph cuddler. No worries girl. Hey that's what I get anyway when I jumped into what could have been a humane euthanasia, or whatever it's called when you squash bananas.
Oh and 131, suck a big one you fruit.

135. HolisticWisdomcom - July 28, 2006 11:37 PM

So unless the LA Times is incorrect, it appears that this letter is real. However, I hardly think that this will in any way affect her image... she is known for partying and acting like a spoiled brat.

And for those of you who said she needs a spanking, I have the perfect paddle for it-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/whips.htm

136. marie1982 - July 29, 2006 12:14 AM

I bet #60 is fat.

137. gormless bint - July 29, 2006 12:24 AM

136. And gay.

138. outoftown - July 29, 2006 12:33 AM

this is great...first britney spears turns out to be the redneck we've always known her to be, and now lindsey gets slapped upside the head by her boss for being a trashy party girl...
things truely work out for the best

139. funkygoldmedallions - July 29, 2006 1:01 AM

#133. You are actually making my point for me. There are plenty of piece of shit actresses out there and a few good ones, but HE picked this one. No actress gets to be in a movie without the head of a studio signing off on the decision. Its not like Lohandjob turned into a coke-abusing whore the day after she signed onto the movie. The guy knew exactly what kind of actress he was getting. I mean, didn't she give him a handy to get the part in the first place? That's like marrying a stripper and then getting shocked when you walk in on her giving a knobber to the club DJ. Give me a break.

140. Rogue - July 29, 2006 2:06 AM

Enough already...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002914815

Hollywood Reporter:

July 29, 2006

Lohan returns to 'Georgia Rule' set

By Tatiana Siegel

After a highly publicized absence this week from the set of Morgan Creek Prods.' "Georgia Rule," Lindsay Lohan has returned to work.

In the wake of the "Mean Girls" actress' failure to show up to the L.A. set Wednesday, Morgan Creek CEO James G. Robinson shot off a sternly worded letter to Lohan and her reps that night. Robinson said in an interview Friday that Lohan also had been late for her call times on several occasions, prompting the letter, which was first made public Friday by the Smoking Gun Web site.

"I'm just trying to get the movie made," Robinson said. "I did what I felt I needed to do on behalf of the movie and on behalf of her, too. I wanted to set some limits."

Robinson said Lohan returned to work Thursday without incident. In his letter, the Morgan Creek topper blamed the actress for hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage. "If you do not honor your production commitments, including your scheduled call time for tomorrow, and any call times thereafter, we will hold you personally accountable," he wrote.

Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, did not return a call seeking comment.

But a source in Lohan's camp who asked not to be identified said the production is actually a day ahead of schedule, and the actress made up for her Wednesday absence by working Thursday, a day she was originally scheduled to be off.

Ironically, Lohan plays a rebellious young woman in the film.

"I've never had a minute's trouble with her. She's every inch a lady," Robinson said. "I felt I needed to remind her of her obligations to show up."

Robinson has never been afraid to confront a movie star acting in a way he deemed distruptive to a movie. Robinson tussled publicly with Sharon Stone over her refusal to appear nude in the 1996 film "Diabolique."

He added: "It was not a nasty letter. It was, 'Come on be a professional.' We're halfway through with six weeks to go. There's no turning back. I wrote the letter; it was from me, not some damn attorney. She showed up. That's all I cared about."

Anne Thompson contributed to this report.

141. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover - July 29, 2006 2:09 AM

I want to print that out and frame it for my wall. Nothing's funnier than seeing a spoiled, and most of all untalented, ginger like her get punished for being such a twat. Hopefully, this will be the beginning of the end of her "career." Next time we see her, she'll be flipping burgers at McDonald's. One can only hope...

142. DovoDog - July 29, 2006 2:31 AM

People are a product of their environment and their genetics. On the genetics side, look at Lindsay's Dad. Not pretty. On the environment side, she's been alone in the film industry with too much money since her teens. Add the two together and what do you get: more often then not, a coke whore twat (aka a CWT). Should we cheer on her inevitable downfall, because she deserves it? Or should lament the fact that she is merely fulfilling her own miserable destiny?

Or, should I go purchase some more tequila, as I am obviously way to sober right now.

143. DovoDog - July 29, 2006 2:32 AM

People are a product of their environment and their genetics. On the genetics side, look at Lindsay's Dad. Not pretty. On the environment side, she's been alone in the film industry with too much money since her teens. Add the two together and what do you get: more often then not, a coke whore twat (aka a CWT). Should we cheer on her inevitable downfall, because she deserves it? Or should lament the fact that she is merely fulfilling her own miserable destiny?

Or, should I go purchase some more tequila, as I am obviously way to sober right now.

144. Lisa - July 29, 2006 4:39 AM

King UBS, where did you get your "facts" from? My facts tell me Just My Luck had a budget of $28,000,000 and grossed $17,280,534.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397078/business

Not to mention the fact that the critics hated it.

I don't care enough to look up what her other movies made but I'm sure they didn't make as much as you said they did either.

145. PaisleyMoon - July 29, 2006 6:43 AM

Blow-Han (did you make THAT up ignorant shit faced Banana slut?) is a cunting spotted dick licking rusty meat curtained fuck flap. Blow-han needs reamed with a backhoe in her ugly speckled asshole, the whining no talent fucktardian weener sucking slime covered snot brained crap eating mole faced menstrual pad. FIRE HER......KILL HER...cover with gasoline and flick your bic, hang her by her fake ass implanted nipples from Paris Hiltons balcony with her fucking Blackberry shoved down her skanky filthy moronic no account pie hole. Cut her into a million pieces of worthless slag ass and BURN HER TO DEATH. Salt the fucking ground she walked upon and rejoice in Beelzebub that the fugly unholy CUNT is gone. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

146. Renemies - July 29, 2006 7:45 AM

It's about time actors start getting called for their actions. If any of us arrived late at work because we were busy getting shit faced at rainbow parties, I'm pretty sure we would be fired. I'm so glad the people at Morgan Creek aren't taking this shit anymore. And I hope the other studios are taking notice as well. Lindsay Lohan will be a thing of the past if she keeps this up. Other studios aren't going to want to hire her anymore! Let's hope so...

147. ERLynx12 - July 29, 2006 9:44 AM

i go to rainbow parties every single night! if by rainbow parties you mean playing xbox by myself. i hope lindsay lohan gets hit by somebodys Prius. I have my own reasons why, ok?

148. Zanna - July 29, 2006 10:31 AM

I think Mel Gibson has been parting with Firecrotch....

http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/28/gibsons-anti-semitic-tirade-alleged-cover-up/

149. Zanna - July 29, 2006 10:32 AM

sorry.."partying"

150. jFp - July 29, 2006 10:58 AM

Movie=Georgia Rule

Rebellious teenager Rachel (Lohan) screams, swears, drinks and is--in a word--uncontrollable. With her latest car crash, Rachel has broken the final rule and goes to her Granny's farm (Jane Fonda)

So that's the concept...and in real life Lohan's behaving much like her character. Now I'm not an actor but I believe this is something like method acting or method prep. I have heard many many actors get into character like this and stay there 24/7 for months. An example would be that I heard Jim Carrey "channeled' Andy Kaufman 24/7 for a whole year for that movie. Can you imagine how annoying that would be? Also, this has always been true of actors, Earl Flynn use to 'channel' his inner womanizing drunk 24/7 before,during, and after a movie project. But I guess its ok when the guys do it.

As a side note,,, if I had to act with Jane Fonda,,, I would be channeling a drunk with a gun that wants to kill self rather than be in a movie with her. But that's me.

The unprofessional misbehavior of this CEO causes me to suspect that he is either using this event as free publicity to prop up a failing project (the movie in production already stinks and they fear the inevitable losses) or he is some type of workplace bully that gets off on browbeating young girls that can't defend themselves. In either case he is using her or her situation for self-gratification and I just wish that I (or someone like me, ex: a real man) were there to kick his misogynous ass.

P.S. Exposing her location to sick and twisted maniacs (as exampled in #145) places her in the gravest of danger. No movie is worth her life and Morgan Creek should be held accountable.

P.S.S The FBI needs to track down death threats as posted here on this web site.

151. Spindoc - July 29, 2006 11:37 AM

#93, if you are going to lie, make sure there aren't fact checkers around. She was paid more than 4 million for "Just My Luck" so I'm curious as to how a movie could cost less than the star's salary.

152. lambananas - July 29, 2006 12:09 PM

You are right Jane. I am a pathetic stalker with no life. I should be castrated, no wait I allready am castrated for molesting that little boy back in '94. I really haven't gone anywhere you may know me as jrzpussie, jrzdady, HotPlateFace etc. I am such a loser. I don't understand why you all keep feeding me. I will never be as cool as you and I know it. I'm sure I will post a zillion more times saying the stupidest shit that no one cares about. Please shoot me in the face.

153. jrzpussie - July 29, 2006 12:19 PM

#152 lambanas you fucking liar. You are not me. I am a whole different breed of stalker and I have my sights on Jrzmommy. I have had a crush on her from day one. I know I could never get someone as incredible as her so I act like a weasel because it's all I know. You however are also a weasel, but you are a stupid fucking weasil.

154. jrzdaddy - July 29, 2006 12:22 PM

#153 I am the one who is the weasel. You imposter. Stay away from wife. Sicko!

155. HotPlateFace - July 29, 2006 12:26 PM

#152, 153, 154

You are all fucked in the head. I have never posted under a fake alias. I have been accused of this before, some even think I am IFuckingHateYou, and although I have not been IFuckingHateYou for a while I mean since I have never been IFuckingHateYou I don't know what lamasshole is talking about. You can all go to hell.

156. igo-zuvi - July 29, 2006 12:28 PM

The fact that this letter looks like it is a computer copy and not a scanned copied makes this suspiciously fake. Look at the margins: it's too straight and crisp. Scanned copies are almost always skewed, and there's usually some debris hanging around.

Bah.

157. hopeless_screenwriter - July 29, 2006 12:31 PM

#152. You forgot to add bunnyhugger and her gay posse to the list of complete losers that simply waste bandwidth with their endless stream of conciousness, mindnumbingly boring, and gay posts.

Yes indeed, I am a member in good standing of said gay posse, hereafter known as the "pussy posse", and the term should be used in its most derogatory form.

hopeless ( "cornhole" )

158. lambananas - July 29, 2006 12:36 PM

#153,154,155

I am so confused right now. I don't know who I am. I think my head is going to explode. It's so hard to be a schizophrenic psychopath stalker.

159. HotPlateFace - July 29, 2006 12:36 PM

For the record, I am not fucked in the head. I prefer it hard, long and lubeless, in an alternative orifice. Nothing like a rough rectal reaming ... Good times.

160. polypam - July 29, 2006 12:36 PM

I heard from someone (I work in "The Industry") that Meryl Streep also scolded her on the set of "Prairie Home Companion" for the same reasons. Apparently, she scared Lindsay so shitless that she wasn't late another day during filming.

161. hopeless_screenwriter - July 29, 2006 12:42 PM

jrzpussy - mocks jrzmommy

jrzdaddy - mocks defending jrzmommy

hotplateface - fights with jrzmommy

ItalianStallion = jrzdaddy

jrzmommy - cunt

I think there is a trend here, but I just can't quite get my 83 IQ around it. A little help?

162. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 12:43 PM

Schizophrenia is a psychiatric disease characterized by positive symptoms such as hallucinations and delusions and negative symptoms such as blunted affect and emotional withdrawal. People with schizophrenia may also suffer from cognitive deficits. Current medication is effective in reducing positive symptoms, but negative and cognitive symptoms are fairly resistant to treatment. Antipsychotic drugs act mainly on the dopamine system in the brain, although other neurotransmitter systems may also play a role in schizophrenia.

If you have any of these symptoms. You need to seek medical attention immediately. Or shoot yourself in the face!

163. Iambananas - July 29, 2006 12:51 PM

A dysfunctional mom (Huffman) sends her troubled daughter (Lohan) -- who is being secretly molested by her stepfather (Elwes) -- off to live with her grandmother (Fonda) for the summer.

That's what Georgia Rule is about! Sounds stupid.

164. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 12:51 PM

Or, you could pretend to be a medical professional on the web, and dispense "bogus" and unsolicited advice to people who, in the real world, avoid even glancing at your flacid, corpulent form for fear of contagion.

My revised prescription is to fuck yourself in the ass, but since you obviously don't have the necessary equipment, visit your local gay bar or prison outreach center and have a volunteer perform the distasteful task for you. Good day sir.

165. Iambananas - July 29, 2006 12:53 PM

jane's eyre... you really are obsessed with me! You see me in other people posting on this site, do you? Wow, that's interesting, since I've been gone for a long time. Get a life and stop sitting at your computer waiting for me to post you poor excuse for... well, never mind, that's better left just not posted, lol.

166. lambananas - July 29, 2006 12:53 PM

I wish you all would stop. I can't take this anymore. Shut up! Shut up! My bolonga has a first name it's M.E.Y.E.R, my Bologna has.... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I'm losing my mind. Where is my fucking Clonapin. Mike. Richard. Peter. Did you hide my anti-psychotics again. I'm losing it. My Bolongna has a first mane tis M.A.Y.OR oh somone pleaseeee help me. I'm meltng my brainn is meltng! SHUT UP! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! STOP IT!!! Where's my GUN! MIKE RCICKY PETEYE SAV ME!!!

167. Iambananas - July 29, 2006 12:55 PM

At elast when you post under other people's names, pretend to be like them, loser. Like I did and get that Feed Me Chocolate turned into jane's eyre. Learn from the master, bow down to the master.

168. lambananas - July 29, 2006 12:56 PM

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169. Iambananas - July 29, 2006 12:57 PM

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170. lambananas - July 29, 2006 12:57 PM

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171. lambananas - July 29, 2006 12:58 PM

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172. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:02 PM

You know what I think? I think banana is right. I mean, come on people... if you start up with him, you are only making him upset. It's just not right. I mean, I live for myspace, does that make me a loser? Okay, maybe.

173. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:03 PM

As long as we al get along and I, jane's eyre, stay in the ghetto where I belong becuase I'm slum, then it's all good.

174. cat - July 29, 2006 1:03 PM

it is difficult to believe that the bananas person asked for a moneyshot in post 152, and no one has offered to oblige. what up?

175. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:04 PM

I admit to being the lowest form of human, living in somewhere where there are drug deals and crime, that is. Oh, and to make matters worse, my 6 year old joined a gang and robbed a convenient store this morning.

176. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 1:04 PM

#167. You are proud that you harassed someone so exhaustively that she changed her screen name in a ( rather silly ) attempt to avoid you?

Congratulations, you are indeed the biggest cunt on the site.

Ah, the inequity of calling someone a "fucktard", "bovine bar dyke", "cornholing coob", "splooge monkey", and receiving clever , stinging replies like "loser".

Too bad you are such a puritanical, sexually frustrated, closeted homosexual, Iambananas.

177. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:05 PM

cat... it was me posting as Iambananas in 152.

178. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:06 PM

176... actually he didn't make me change my name, I was tired of capatilizing stuff, it was too hard. And, really, are you so obsessed with Iambananas to go throught all that and lower yourself to below frog crap? Interesting you have no life like that.

179. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 1:07 PM

And no, I am not a doctor. I just play one on the internet, when I'm not busy giving myself barium enemas and shouting "epi drip", and "stat" at my cats.

180. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 1:07 PM

Owned, bitch.

181. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:08 PM

I know, it's pathetic, but I havent' been outside for 4 years.

182. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 1:11 PM

Me neither, seriuosly, what does the sun look like?

183. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 1:11 PM

I'm sorry.

184. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:11 PM

Or seen my cooch it 9 years.

185. cat - July 29, 2006 1:15 PM

dr. r, you must have rickets! unless you are getting your vitamin d.

186. jane's eyre - July 29, 2006 1:18 PM

No, I think he has schlongintheassitis, an incurable condition characterized by long sessions of lubeless monkey sex with indiscriminant homosexuals.

187. cat - July 29, 2006 1:31 PM

as opposed to poop chute fever, where the sex involves discriminating homosexuals & bisexuals. other than that, marked similiraties.

188. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover - July 29, 2006 1:59 PM

#150...you are the faggiest person to ever comment on this website. grow some fucking balls and quit your bitching. that bag of untalented hose beast needs to grow up, act like an adult, and more importantly, die. but i guess that won't happen with you, a "real man," protecting her, right? go suck a cock on christopher street and quit being so fucking lame.

189. byronebyronian - July 29, 2006 2:57 PM

James Robinson is famous in Hollywood for his penny pinching ways. I am sooooo happy to see this guy take Firecrotch to the mat.

190. byronebyronian - July 29, 2006 2:58 PM

Flush: I work in Hollywood and can assure you this sounds exactly like James Robinson. He doesn't suffer fools lightly.

He came to Hollywood after making his millions in selling cars. I guess it's appropriate that he become a producer after being a used car salesman, but this memo is something he would write.

191. byronebyronian - July 29, 2006 3:01 PM

Guys, Morgan Creek is an independent company that takes no money from the majors. If Robinson feels he is being wronged or ripped off, he will do something about it.

Look up the man on the internet. I am sure you will find stories of him suing people for just this kind of behavior.

192. ptprez - July 29, 2006 3:02 PM

167

...speaking of bowing down...

why don't you bow down and suck my balls...

you should be used to that by now...

193. ptprez - July 29, 2006 3:05 PM

168

is that the timer for the gerbil you shoved up that habitrail-ass of yours???

do you like yours shaven or unshaven???

194. byronebyronian - July 29, 2006 3:08 PM

Uhhh, dude...it's not a bogus letter. Robinson OWNS Morgan Creek. It's HIS money. She is COSTING him MONEY. These kinds of letters DO go out regularly.

What's so unprofessional about it? I'd like to see how you react when you budget a movie for say 60-70 mil and watch some actor run up costs because they are unprofessional.

Sorry Hohan is the unprofessional one here and the CEO of Morgan Creek is rightly calling her on it.

195. BarbadoSlim - July 29, 2006 3:23 PM

#192, 193. This sucks ass big time. Can't you see that it is someone stealing lambananas nick. The countdown is lambananas head exploding. It happens to schizophrenics; I've heard about it. Or it might be that he finally decided to blow himself up. Either way, good riddance.

196. jFp - July 29, 2006 3:30 PM

schizophrenic multi-impersonator-postings, dialoging between your own multi-personality-selves in order to flame yourself and annoy innocent bystanders,may be interesting to you and the others in your own head and on your ward but it is at best only a slight irritation here.

Make believe flaming posts are easy to spot and quickly ignored. The post with substance easily stand out as well and are enjoyed.

The best way to end troll activity is to ignore the fuktard troll. When the retard realizes nobody cares it will die choking on its own stupidity.

197. herbiefrog - July 29, 2006 3:31 PM

like any young person, she is seeing how far she can push the limits especially with her "free pass". also #56, #93 dont assume what you cant. no advice. that's what free will means. luck babe :)

198. lambananas - July 29, 2006 3:32 PM

#192, 193.

That's really funny.
But everyone knows I am

the King around here.
I am the coolest ever,

everyone wishes they
were as smart as me

I am so clever
it makes me
sick

It is so hard to be
like me.

Do you have any idea
how hard I work

at being hated
It's an art

my art
the world of being
hated

but not ignored
look at all

this attention
all this attention

all for me
all for me

sitting here typing
all alone
all by myself

nowhere to go
no one will hang
with me
no one

I am the king
Bow down to me
I am the king
Bow down to me.

199. ptprez - July 29, 2006 3:34 PM

195...

hopefully he's a member of hezbollah and will blow himself up while driving to south beach...

200. andrewthezeppo - July 29, 2006 3:35 PM

I know the company can and should file a lawsuit against her for wasting money...but don't you think she could file on against them for defamation of character...they kinda of purposely leaked a memo calling her a "spoiled child" onto the internet

201. ptprez - July 29, 2006 3:42 PM

198

now i know you are fake-bananas...

he would never be alone...besides his gang of colon-cowboys, he probably has a harem of fag-hags to hang out with...

...but you really don't need to work that hard to be hated...

202. BarbadoSlim - July 29, 2006 3:45 PM

#196 I agree, but sometimes it's so frustrating. So many people are leaving and going to other sites. I hear there is a group of them who have gone underground and they are having a blast. The troll seems to be creating tightly knit troll free zones. It's a shame because this used to be the site to go to to get some good laughs and pass time. I guess those days are slowly becoming a memory. If anyone knows where the cool people went let me know I would love to join them.

203. ptprez - July 29, 2006 3:47 PM

198...
after a re-read, i sense a little jane's eyre in the air...

204. BarbadoSlim - July 29, 2006 3:50 PM

This sucks ass. I'm gone.

205. twzzlrgirl - July 29, 2006 3:52 PM

#200 -- I hope LL doesn't countersue -- although she's probably just dumb enough to try. Let's think about this: Robinson's LETTER defamed her character??? I don't think so. She defamed her own character by her behavior. If she was so worried about it getting around that she's a spoiled brat, she should have tried harder not to act like one.

So glad to see complete idiocy come around and bite someone. Lohan deserves whatever she gets.

206. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - July 29, 2006 3:56 PM

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Please be advised that your large breasts and slutty attitude make me want to squeeze said breasts and slap your ass with a raw staek simultaneously. Please cease and desist all music and movie making, unless movies include and exclusively feature yourself in sexually compromising positions with a large black man named Justin Igger who has a webbed penis and a dog named Luda that loves to lick peanut butter off firecrotches.
Further affiant sayeth not!!!

With warmest regards, I remain

Osh, LLP, Esq.

P.S. Smell my finger

207. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - July 29, 2006 3:58 PM

* Please be advised staek is a steak, but much more... awesome. In French. Yeah.

208. drugsagainstwar - July 29, 2006 4:02 PM

111- What facts are you talking about? The ones you got wrong?
Or maybe, you mean the fact that you are stupid and boring and don't make sense.

202- Just try to hang in there untill September when high school starts again.

209. mrsacrom - July 29, 2006 4:39 PM

Hahah #55 made me pee on myself.
Morgan Creek is mad because Lohan gave everyone on the set a raging case of herpes.

210. gammanormids - July 29, 2006 5:31 PM

why ppl think this is fake? Why would it? orinary jobs do that to those who don't show up to work nor act professional; why wouldn't happen in a world where millions of dollars are involved?
Besides, I think LL is the escapegoat of the situation. All Hollywood starlets party all the time and probably act as spoiled brats, even when they area commited to videos, promos and stuff, Like Paris, who probably never appears at the time she's supposed to. As LL is the only one who actually 'works', she got the scolding.
Not the I feel sorry: she probably deserves it.

211. drugsagainstwar - July 29, 2006 5:34 PM

I had an escapegoat once, but he ran away.

212. jrzbardyke - July 29, 2006 5:42 PM

gammanormids = sherry-co

You can run, but you can't hide "ppl", especially when your grammar is uniquely retarded.

213. jrzbardyke - July 29, 2006 5:44 PM

By the way, gamma-co, how is everyones favorite alpaca alien hybrid, Suri?

Has TCLTC brought her by the center to audit classes yet?

214. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 6:03 PM

By the way, gamma-co, how is everyones favorite alpaca alien hybrid, Suri?

Has TCLTC brought her by the center to audit classes yet?

215. DrRokter - July 29, 2006 6:05 PM

Posted by sita on July 28, 2006 03:18 PM

Lohan seriously lives at Chateau Marmont?

2. Posted by Ivana Mandalay on July 28, 2006 03:20 PM

Firecrotch really does live at a hotel. lol You'd think someone only worth $7 million (according to the drug infested Brandon Davis) would at least live in a house.

3. Posted by Mary45 on July 28, 2006 03:20 PM

Well you really don't need a home when you party all night. You can just shop for more bikinis and bad outfits.

4. Posted by Funderpants on July 28, 2006 03:22 PM

lol -- "we refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior"

classic.

5. Posted by endometriorama on July 28, 2006 03:22 PM

the smoking gun is god. this made my day.

6. Posted by blueballs on July 28, 2006 03:22 PM

Production companies will start to think twice about using her in a film. Causing monetary losses due to drug addiction doesn't sit well. She will need to learn how to show up on time and read her lines while high or hung over.

7. Posted by christieb on July 28, 2006 03:22 PM

Someone should wake her up so she can read this. Plus, I'm sure it's time for the maid to come clean the room.

8. Posted by Tracie on July 28, 2006 03:25 PM

They decided not to use her real address in the memo, seeing as they were going to leak it to the press and all, they didn't want to be held libel themselves for the damage caused by releasing Ho-Han's address to the general public. A big high five to Morgan Creek, this is classic!

9. Posted by Flush it all away on July 28, 2006 03:32 PM

I dunno...I know the Smoking Gun has almost impeccable credibility, but this letter just seems so over-the-top that it's hard to believe.

I certainly believe that the exec would complain about diva-like behavior, but to threaten to hold an actress "personally accountable" and "pursue full monetary damages" that are in the "hundreds of thousands"? What, because she's missed some call times and likes to party? (Because we know no Hollywood stars *ever* do that.)

Sorry, but I think this is a fraud.

10. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on July 28, 2006 03:33 PM

Can she even read?

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

11. Posted by Nikk The Templar on July 28, 2006 03:34 PM

OH MY GOD, HOHAN GOT PWNED.

12. Posted by Aeon on July 28, 2006 03:35 PM

Morgan Creek didn't "decide not to use her real address", and she doesn�t live in a hotet...it's always in an actors contract to have accommodations provided while in production, even if they live next door.

13. Posted by Iambananas on July 28, 2006 03:36 PM

That's so funny, she just got her ass handed to her in that letter. That's exactly what she deserves. She needs to act professional.

14. Posted by babybunny on July 28, 2006 03:37 PM

skanky ho.give her a shelf life of 2 months

15. Posted by jrzpussie on July 28, 2006 03:37 PM

Blohan's going to need a professional help to decipher words like "monetary charges" "conduct" and "hand delivery"... but she'll soon flashback to her young days of prostituion while her Daddy fucked her up the a-hole for her weekly allowance

16. Posted by andrewthezeppo on July 28, 2006 03:38 PM

LOL,

now we all know where to send our fan mail to firecrotch

17. Posted by Aeon on July 28, 2006 03:40 PM

I talked to someone one of the offices on the cc list. This letter is not a fraud.

18. Posted by Iambananas on July 28, 2006 03:40 PM

THE
BANANA
IS
BACK
!
I
MADE
UP
"HO-HAN"

19. Posted by missykissy on July 28, 2006 03:40 PM

@15 - I'm pretty sure she knows what "hand delivery" means....

20. Posted by eatmyass_sherry-co on July 28, 2006 03:40 PM

In a perfect world this would be true. And if it does turn out to be true, I am buying a lottery ticket immediately. I will also promptly expect to see a letter release to the media from Tommy that he is in fact gay and Suri is really chia pet they wrapped in a blanket.

But I must agree with #9. It's crap.

TCLTC

21. Posted by BestNameEver on July 28, 2006 03:40 PM

Best post EVER on The Superficial. This is pure gold. I hope it's real.

22. Posted by babybunny on July 28, 2006 03:42 PM

I was reprimanded on jobs before and usually went to rehab post haste...maybe she should do that everyone forgives you when you go to rehab...and if you fuck up after rehab..try to not let anyone know...thats tricky, but usually it gets known quickly..cause you forget to show up for work again...

23. Posted by Sarah-Jean on July 28, 2006 03:43 PM

Well it's about time someone told her to "shape up or ship out". That is just what the little punk needed to hear!

I hope she takes the letter seriously and gets her act together.

It's a shame that she acts soooo immature. She could be a big star, but not if she keeps living life a la Kate Moss.

24. Posted by gammanormids on July 28, 2006 03:43 PM

Good thing she got a dosis of real life. karma... karma....!!!!

25. Posted by andrewthezeppo on July 28, 2006 03:44 PM

On second thought this seems kinda bogus, its sooo over the top and poorly written.

I WANT to believe it, but it just doesn't seem real.

26. Posted by Iambananas on July 28, 2006 03:44 PM

IMAGINE
A
MAN
.
.
.
MIDDLE
CLASS
.
.
.
GOES
TO
HIS
OFFICE
JOB
EVERY
DAY
AND
PROCESSES
PAPERS
.
TYPICAL
OFFICE
WORK
,
IMPORTANT
,
A
JOB
.
NOW
IMAGINE
THIS
MAN
COMES
TO
WORK
ONLY
WHEN
HE
WANTS
.
HE
COMES
HUNG
OVER
ALL
THE
TIME
.
HIS
ABSENCE
AT
THE
JOB
EFFECTS
THE
COMPANY
.
WHENEVER
HE
IS
SICK
,
HE
SIMPLY
DOES
NOT
COME
TO
WORK
.
WOULD
HE
GET
FIRED
?
ABSOLUTLY
.
I
AM
BOYCOTTING
GEORGIA
RULE
AND
SO
SHOULD
YOU
.
HEY
THAT
RHYMES
.
THE
BANANA
IS
BACK
.

27. Posted by BestNameEver on July 28, 2006 03:45 PM

#22:

Maybe another visit to rehab wouldn't be so bad for you? *shrug*

28. Posted by King UBS on July 28, 2006 03:47 PM

Fake letter.

Shelf life of 2 months, huh? That's just foolish.

29. Posted by jamiew on July 28, 2006 03:47 PM

I can imagine her becoming a recluse and sitting in her room playing Xbox all dayof course her xbox would have this:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/07/18/christofle-sterling-silver-limited-edition-xbox-360-faceplate/

30. Posted by RichPort on July 28, 2006 03:47 PM

Hmmmmm... as much as I consider this firecrotch a national security issue, I'll have to say the Morgan Creek is freaking stupid. They knew they were getting a party animal, hence being comforatble with asking her to go down on some guy on set. A nice responsible actress wouldn't do that, but then a prude bitch wouldn't have gotten the role. I think she was still tired from that anal gangbang at the Piven party, or in custody for arguing with hotel security for not being allowed to strut around in her bikini in the lobby. Good times man, good times.

31. Posted by Aeon on July 28, 2006 03:49 PM

People...this is a real letter.

32. Posted by King UBS on July 28, 2006 03:52 PM

Obvious fake.

33. Posted by Spindoc on July 28, 2006 03:52 PM

#9 Flush,

You say "Just because she missed some call times" to them that is a full day that they had to pay 500 employees on the movie and got no work done. In a small movie like this running up hundreds of thousands in bills can kill the budget. Additionally Movies are insured....but the insurance company won't pay if the delays aren't because of illness or injury. I.E. if they insurance company finds out she is just partied out they won't cover the cost of her fucking up the movies budget.
Remember, the Smoking Gun is owned by ABC, it isn't an independent site. If they printed something False, ABC is liable for Millions. This is real. The best part is that they aren't even allowing her publicists to pretend that everything is ok. They released this letter and confirmed it when the Smoking gun called. LOL!!!!!!! Fun's over coke whore!!!

34. Posted by rori on July 28, 2006 03:53 PM

As much as this letter gave me joy, can I point out, Mr. Superfish, that the movie is actually called Georgia Rule and not Georgia Rules?
But yeah. I'm glad someone's taking a shot at La Lohan.

35. Posted by adamstevens123 on July 28, 2006 03:53 PM

I am one of the few that actually like L. Lohan. But she deserved this letter and I think it is real. She has been acting like a trashy drunken whore for a while....

36. Posted by a_fond_reader on July 28, 2006 03:53 PM

# 9 and # 20 - I refer you here:
http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1220230,00.html

If you don't feel like going there then all you need to know is that people magazine has contacted Morgan creek productions and had a representative confirm that the letter is authentic.

So it is a perfect world.

37. Posted by Linnea on July 28, 2006 03:54 PM

I love the world today. The only thing that could make this moment better is a unicorn magically appearing and goring Hohan to death while she's "powdering her nose."

38. Posted by endometriorama on July 28, 2006 03:54 PM

i also like how her skank mother received a copy.

39. Posted by pinky_nip on July 28, 2006 03:58 PM

Whenever I show up hung over & late to work, I just wear a short skirt, and then my boss gives me a raise. Duh!

Of course this fugly chick couldn't get a raise out of yeast.

40. Posted by em on July 28, 2006 04:06 PM

Her rep didn't have a comment? Her rep ALWAYS has a comment. It's gotta be legit.

41. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 28, 2006 04:08 PM

I've had co-workers stopping by and asking me if my mom died from the tears streaming down my face. This is hysterical. Do you realize how bad she must be to generate this kind of dispatch? Hollywood condones, looks the other way, or excuses away such behavior all the time. It's a given that an actor or actress is going to be a pain in the ass. For her to have the head of Morgan Creek issue this speaks volumes. The egg timer on her career is officially started. In a bizarre bit of irony, MORGAN Mayhem is the name Ted Casablancas bequeathed to Linds for his blind items and MORGAN Creek is the aggrieved party. Bet that Jeremey Piehole party doesn't seem so rockin' now, does it Firecrotch?

42. Posted by sharkbite on July 28, 2006 04:10 PM

I wish I lived at the Chateau Marmont.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

43. Posted by CoJo on July 28, 2006 04:21 PM

Superfish- You are totally on your game today! This story is what makes me keep coming back! This made my day!

44. Posted by Proteon on July 28, 2006 04:21 PM