Jul 6 2006Kristin Cavallari also does the bikini thing

I would knock the dust off that pussy.........

Absolutely #1,...by the way...who the hell are these people?

Now thats a hottie in a bathing suit, Lohan pay attention...........

Thanks SF!! My clit has now come out of hiding after looking at Lohan.

That older chick looks like Linda Thompson- Elvis' old flame. Or my eyes could be failing badly.

Now I'm sorry but you cannot compare this chic with LOHO, she is hot!

Hell, even her mom makes Lohan look like shit

Nothings absolute Camusa.....

Who's the dude in the backround with the afro and why the fuck isn't he turned around and checking out the hot piece of ass behind him?

Could be Richard Simmons with high heels on, who knows.......

In the 6th picture--the one where she's kissing Jean Kasem--check out the plummer butt on the chick with the beer bottle. She's about to be charged with distributing crack!

Naaaaaaaaah... this is just another mass produced assless blonde... good for frat party fucking and that's about it. You can actually paint a perfectly straight line from the bottom of her ass to the top of her shoulders, almost as if she'd be ironed... sad.

Goodness, Stallion. You really like this story. Okay, so what would you want more....Italy to beat the piss out of France on Sunday OR 10 minutes with Kristin C?

So fresh and so clean...
I'd love to make a map of Hawaii on that chest.

I believe that is Brody Jenner's mom with her on the beach... the one that is divorcing David Foster...Also was a former Elvis love interest...

There is way too much testosterone in the creation of this site...when are we going to see some guy shots already, I know it's summer but these posts are getting predictable *snore*

Uh, yeah, nice CHEST ACNE. Jessica Simpson wannabe.
P.S. Isn't she 19 and enjoying a beer on the beach. Good thing she brought her guardian to get hammered with.

Also, nice saggy crotch on the fossil dressed like her step-daughter.
(See, I actually watched Laguna Beach. Her mom lived in Colorado and she moved to Laguna to live with her dad b/c she "got in trouble." So cliche, Michelle Williams in Dawson's Creek.)

Who the hell is Kristin Cavallari? And if she wants to make out with her mom later in the hotel room, well, then, that's fine with me. I'll bring the video equipment and my penis.

#10 - When you say Richard Simmons, the high heels are just impied.

...U know what those two remind me of? elephants. not that their fat or big, but just the way they both look next to eachother.

I mean, its like the young ones so tan'n'plump, all ready to eat (wipes away drool) and the old ones mature and just a little bit wrinkly, just the right age to shoot her n take her tusks.

But seriously, think about it...they'r just like elephants...

*looks around for shotgun and safari hat*

This influx of bikini pictures has caused me to lose my lunch. On purpose. Damn the man and his disorder-causing media!

@13 I know, I didn't mean to pull a Janes Eyre on this caption but whatever.

I would love to see Italia beat the living piss out of those fucking Frenchies and it will happen, mark my word. I was only 5 the last time they won it all, so it would be a great thrill to watch. So I guess Italia beating the rude stinks would be my pick not to mention I wouldn't need ten minutes with this trick, more like 1 minute and then it's round two.........

Oh yea, and one more thing, go fuck yourself........

This chick might only think she's famous, but she looks about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than that skany fucking Lohan. Not to mention Paris or any of the other skeezy bitches that hang out at the SF.

who is that chick? i think i peed on her at a frat party once...

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Masturbation is a sin in that you don't "need God" at the moment of your ecstacy; you become God.
By looking at Kristin's pictures I think I am turning into deity!!!

#24 - "Skeezy bitches that hang out at the SF" - IFuckingLikeYou, you're funny.

On the 2nd pic: Is that an amazing cameltoe or a shriveled dick?

You know what i like about this broad, REAL TITS. Now thats not something you find just anywhere.

She's an HB.

#27 - thanks, I likee you a loooot.

#29 - when did they get computers in the insane asylum - if you think those tits are real you must be fucking crazy.

the pimples are gross.....and the old lesbian needs to stop hanging around kids.

HAHAHAHAH!! "Now HER I'd fuck!" Peer pressure anyone? Talk about sheep!! Your cocks and pussies are hardwired to your need to be accepted BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my god -ah man - what simps! GOOD TIMES!!!!!

Personally, my pussy is hardwired into a complex database which powers the hard drive of a super computer which was designed by Stephen Hawking. Not that you would know anything about that.

@23: I fall on my back everytime I read your posts. Well, sometimes, I fall on my knees too.

@34: Can I have access to your database for analysis?

#34 the database is in a "semenary" not "seminary"

#33 - you can go spend your time playing connect-the-dots on Hohan's body, that should keep you occupied for about the next 30 or 40 years.
Meanwhile, back in the land of non-fucktards, I'd rather jack off to these pictures than even think about my cock getting within 500 miles of Hohan's flea & crab-infested fire-crotch.

And in case anyone is confused, a "semenary" is a place where everyone jerks off

#15- Linda Thompson is Brody Jenner's mom, I forgot she married Bruce- so we're both old I mean right

Something about Kristin Cavallari just screams "I need 12 inches of black manaconda all up in my guts right now!"
Or maybe that's just me. And maybe that's why my co-workers are giving me weird looks.

@ 20 LOL!!!!!
im sorry but i never thought this broad was hot. i was always lustin after the taylor girl, my girlfriend was so into that silly ass rich kid show and i always thought kristen was an STD factory, as well as pretty fug. you could land a plane on her teeth. i wonder how many z-listers have spunked on them.

Boobies are nice. What makes boobies even better is a nice pile of them. Smeared with jam. MMMMmmmmm jam.

Oh, please. She's not pretty, she's just a skinny blond that has no talent except for getting f*cked. I mean, that's fine, but she's not THAT hot. She looks like any other wannabe, except maybe a lot less pretty. Meh.

@43: Hey dipshit: I replied to you on the Kathy Griffin thread.

You're an idgit who craves butthole play.

#23

The sad thing is, we won't even get to see an exciting finish to Italy's run because the French have already forfeited the game.

"You're an idgit who likes butthole play". What are you a 13 yr old white boy who wants to be a gangsta. Call your pimp, he can help you out with that.

@43
HELL YEA!!!!

She ain't ugly, but she ain't that pretty either. I guess that makes her the average abercrombie-wearing-fake-blonde skank.

And there's a whole school filled with girls like her. It's called UC Santa Barbara. It is also rumored to have the highest STD frequency.

@46 Right on RichPort, fucking classic......

A bunch of fucking Pepe' le Pews will show up and will kill each and everyone of those fucking rapist skunks............

but damn, her teeth look like they glow in the dark.

Hey SpermalAgentWind: How many ribs have you had removed so you can fold yourself over like a garmet bag?

What's a garmet bag? Is it like a nut thack?

so is that joey i mean joseph lawrence watching them in the thrid pic??

i mean third pic

I MEANT GARMENT.

The only thing less average than this hack's looks is her talent (lack there of)

@23
Stallion you are gentleman and scholar. You know, it's one thing to lose the World Cup to Italy, but to lose it with a faggy French accent is just embarrassing. That's what the French will do.

Although she does do a great "Mr. Ed" impersonation. I will give her that

A 'garmet bag' is when a big oily black man places his scrotum gently on a French man's chin.

@50 Is it o.k. with you if we use this girl's head as the soccer ball for the 1st half? I'm driving through L.A. later and will stop if needed.

#17- i too noticed the chest acne...it was the first thing i saw actually. ew.

@60 it is also called a "chin rub"

Wait some girl from a reality show about being a drunken skank in California wore a bikini? This is CLEARLY the news story of the century...yep, this is definetly exciting and important news, it will effect the politics of Hollywood for decades.

@58 heheheheheeheheheheeee

@61 I already stopped and I'm using her head as a ball cleaner............

@35 stop falling backwards, you could hit your head and get knocked out, and then what fun would that be.......wait a minute *thinking*

At first I thought that this was about Jessica Simpson... then I realized it's about that girl who's famous for being Jessica Simpson's doppelganger...

IFuckingHateYou

Newsflash

Fake tits don't sag. Don't talk about something you have no clue about boy.

n-a-s-a-t-a-l-l

When was the last time you heard of someone getting a b-cup tit job? Retard.

I like fake things better, if it's fake and you accidentally tear
it up with your dick or something, you don't feel so bad.

Another Paris Hilton wannabe. How long before the requisite album and sex tape falling into the wrong hands? I have come to hate MTV for force feeding these rich bitches on us on a daily basis. Every morning I have my One-a-Day, juice, and dose of spoiled, std-riddled teen skank. Super Sweet Sixteen, Laguna Beach, ad nauseum - fuck all you spoiled, crybaby twats. You're so used to cockteasing metrosexual boys you wouldn't know what to do with a real man. It's gotten ridiculous. Anyone seen that chubby black chick on Super Sweet Sixteen? Like she needs to act like a bitch - she should thank God she wasn't aborted out of fugliness. Thanks for letting me vent.

I'm not gonna lie - i think she's a pretty girt - even hot but then she's just the like all the rest - there's nothing really that special about her. Her teeth are good - yeah i really like her teeth.

#16 - I'm with you - BRING ON THE SEXY BOYS FOR ONCE!!

oops "girl" not girt!?

in the pic where the tattoo'd dude is taking a self portrait of him and KC, isn't the girl in the middle the hot chick from two and a half guys...not that i watch that show...uhh...and why not just take the photo of the girls kissing or something...

Those Super sweet sixteen bitches need a baseball bat to the head repeatedly until their heads are bloody pulps, now that is a show I'd enjoy....
I like Kristin cause she plays those fuckin guys the way they deserve to be played. That Taylor bitch looks like shes got Down Syndrome.
Lauren looks like she's aged 10 years on the ride from Laguna Beach to the Hills and her hair is all greasy and shit (maybe its the way they film)
And regarding Kristin spreading STD's..
Why be the one to get an STD when you can be the one to give it!

@28 Cameltoes generally go up and in.

#74 - Yes, that is the girl. April Bowlby from 2 1/2 Men.

dunno who the tatt'd dude is, but i'd like to smell his finger.

#77 LOL - Dirty Boy!

plain jane.

Seriously, who gives a fuck?!

Man, I yearn for the good ol' days when women had curves...

I'm ashmamed to admit that I know this but the old chick is the mom from that reality show "Princes of Mailbu." She's the cougar who wanted to party with her 20 something sons, one of which is dating KC.

I used to watch Laguna Beach. Very sad.

@83 That's probably the least pathetic thing you've admitted to.

The older chick is Linda Thompson(Foster-Jenner-Perry-couldabeen Presley), who used to date Elvis, who is also Brody Jenner's mother, whom Kristin is currently seeing(When Brody's not hooking up with HoHan, that is). Pretty gross to be feeling up your bf's mom. The guys will LOVE it. Great PR angle!
I enjoy this shit WAY too much:P

A more interesting headline: "Tom Cruise does the bikini thing." I hope we never have to see that.

# 85 she looks like a DR. 90210 reject, honestly at what point did she think it was a good idea to wear those shorts. I agree with the hidden penis comment, oh there wasn't a hidden penis comment? well let me be the first...i think she's hidding a penis.

Her face would look amazing with my labia wrapped around it...

She has a nice body, but her face is common.

Not that she's bad looking, but why is she still getting so much press?

I'd do her.

The old lady is Brody Jenner's mom!

The old lady's packing heat.

So...we have fake blonde, fake tan, fake boobs...aaah, she's got muscle tone and is thin. Doesn't look like a horse, that's a plus. And she's sooooooo sexy?
I don't wanna sound like a gay faerie but I kind of miss the divas and pin-ups. At least they had "something else" going for them. Sex-appeal?

and...93 posts and people are still talking about the post? They aren't blantantly insulting each other?
Wow, what could possibly be missing.

Kristin who?

She's cute and all but I don't know why all the magazines are making a big deal out of her. Especially since she suffers from Tara Reid Inverted Booty Syndrome.

I don't know who the hell she is, but she's hot !!! - that bikini would look great on my bedroom floor.....but hey, it's never gonna happen, so I'd better just whack one off now....

she's so plain looking. I could think of 30 girls at my high school who look just like her and even more who look better. dime a dozen

Kristin who?

Escribo---
bwaaahahahahahaha!!!!!! that was excellent

The older woman is Linda Thompson, she's Kristin's boyfriend's mom

So....she's "famous" for being a snobby high school airhead?

Jeez, nobody needs talent anymore. Or looks, for that matter. Just put a blond wig on a two-by-four and you've got a "celebrity"

Who are these people?

She is one good tit job from being a $5,000.00 a night hooker." -- Charlie Sheen

@104 LOL!!!
but i think shed be more like a nickel a bang. come on we all know the skeezy thing is riddled with diseases. and yeah, #102 shes "famous" for being a backstabbing cunt in a BMW.

Not everyone looks good with platinum blonde hair!

I don't know who Kristin Cavallari is, but I'm confused as to why you posted a story about her next to photos of Ann Coultergeist.

Ewww. Those hair extensions gotta go. Who does she think she is, Paris Hilton?

fake tan, fake blonde hair. why does that equal hot to so many guys? how about natural beauty with an actual goodlooking face?