First!

...would be easier for her just to get the fat sucked out of her fat ass... or maybe kevin can hold a bag of cheettos of front of her while she runs on the trendmill?

Maybe it's for him? I bet he's been observing all the other rap stars are toned with pecs and muscles and he thought to himself "so THAT'S why my music isn't selling".

I hate him.
I hate his big dumb fucking sneakers.
I hate his stupid fucking Yankees hat.
I hate his ugly fucking shorts.
I hate his fucking weasel-face.
I hate his ugly fucking tattoos.
I hate his ugly fucking gigantic watch.
I hate his fucking scruff on his face.
If that's his truck, I fucking hate those rims.

http://celebreligion.com

we are back....

Since they are dropping hints, Brit should get K-Fed a Karoke machine, a razor, and a gift certificate to the "Your white and there is nothing you can ever do to change that" store.

Hes cute, bangable, but I would get annoyed real quick.

Those are some of the gayest shoes EVER. They look like something one of the boy cabbage patch dolls would wear. And if there's anything gayer than a boy cabbage patch doll, well, I haven't seen it.

i guarantee he thought those were baby toys when he bought them

Funny how Kfed isn't getting our hints that he sucks ass & should die.
#6 - hee hee.

I thought their baby's name was Sean Preston, who's Hints, and how come she didn't just drop him herself? I thought that was her job now, creating retards..........

#4 - AMEN!!!

#7 - He's only "cute and bangable" if you're definition of "cute" is a white boy who wishes he was black and had talent and "bangable" as a person that one can potentially bang with a brick, bat or fist.

K-Fed thinks it's a gigantic diaphragm, and he's praying that this one is big enough to keep Brit from continuously getting knocked up.

That's Brittany's new diaphram.

Why is he recoiling in horror in the last picture? Did someone hold up a sign with the word "TALENT" printed on it? Or "CAUCASION"?

@17: No, they held up a picture of you in your bathing suit.

EW! someone left a spent condom in space #18.

That's the first piece to the time machine he's building. He wants to go back to 2000 when she was extremely fuckable and he would watch her videos while Shar was going down on him. That, or he uses that to shield his eyes when Brit undresses, because her pasty glow can cause temporary blindness.

hey k-fed, all the b-boys from 1996 called...they want their hat back....

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

How come this fucker ain't dead et, did the rap wars settle down and nobody told me?

Maybe he needs to title his next album "The 2nd Coming of Tupac" and the brothers would finish him off.
Either that or we have to wait until he gets drunk and Two Ton Britney rolls over on him in her sleep.

last pic, talkin to the photographer

hey, yo yo yo, check dis out, I got dis exercise shit on sale at k-mart so my fat bitch can start workin out you know what I mean, I mean shit, da bitch gotta look good when she's standin next to me, I've got a reputation with the ladies, shit dude it's at a point where I'm seein four asses when I got her doggystyle...and dat shit smells like shit...alright dude, let's keep this shit between us...peace out

slight correction... that's a BOSU trainer (BOth Sides Up) K-fed is carrying.

@19: Hardy-har-har. Too bad your drunken father hadn't thought to use one the night you were conceived. It would free-up some space on this website.

In the third picture he has the same look on his face as the online predators do on Dateline NBC after they find out they've been duped.

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Okay, maybe he's getting it for Britney so she doesn't drop her kid(s) anymore? It certainly isn't for him, since I'm sure the most activity he does is lift 40s of St. Ides to his ugly fucking mouth and chainsmoke Newports.

Do you ever SHUTUP? God, I bet your husband has to stuff a sock in your mouth so you won't complain about what the kids did all day while he's trying to drill your fat ass.

# 4, # 8 and # 15, you've said it all. hahahahahaha

haha diaphram...yeah Britney wouldn't even know what that was let alone know how to spell it even if it was slapped in her cuntry cunt secretly, that chick is going to have 5 more children GUARANTEED, the only good she can do this world is repopulate it with her stupidity

OK before anyone jumps on my ass I realized after I submitted that diaphragm is spelt wrong, I blame papahotnuts entirely haha...but who spells diaphragm with a G honestly, excuse me while I go hide in my cave

#28 - Thats a bit funny considering all you do all day is eat too much shit and wait for jrzmommy to post. I don't believe this website is called The Superficial JRZMommie.
Did she dump you and tell everyone how tiny your dick was in the schoolyard that you have such a hard-on for her? Seriously get a life or get hit by a truck.

@30
I don't think repopulating the earth with her stupidity would qualify as a good thing. I think the only good she could do for this world would be for her to go find out if there really IS a hole at the bottom of the sea.

@32 - AMEN, child! It's like get an effing room already with those two. Bore me to death - it's not even funny, it's borderline retarted and not retarted like Cameron Diaz retarted, retarted like I drool and don't have control of my bowels retarted.

So what is my husband trying to tell me if he's always bringing home banana cream pies, industrial boxes of douche, and Asian hookers? Does that mean he remembered my birthday?

#35 - No. It means he thinks your Lindsay Lohan.

On dropping hints....

I think Britney should take of her large bloomers and drop a large, wet and nasty hint on Federline tonight while he is sleeping. That will teach him a lesson about dropping hints.

O.k., the round thing in his right hand looks like a sit-n-spin. New sex toy? or maybe to help Brit throw up after eating her eleventh bag of cheetohs.

retarded like not knowing how to spell retarded or retarded like fuck you retarded?

so whats the news? he sucks, she sucks him and they lived sucking ever after.

NEXT!

jrzmommy, thanks for pointing that out, you would know how to spell retarded...it's kind of like how you never forget how to spell your own name, you effing retard. Besides, I wasn't even going after you personally, it's just the bickering - jesus. I come here for fun. Relax, jizza.

.... in other Spears news ....
http://www.angelfire.com/sk/abs/brit.html

I hope he gets the hint when no one buys his shitty rap albums............

This guy gives black people a bad name.

Ok, this just needs to be said, if you're not a Crip or Blood (or any of their subsidiary gangs) you don't need to be dressing like that.

It's a new sit-n-spin sex toy. K-Fag is soooo lazy that he doesn't even fuck his cash cow (figurative and literal). Somewhere, a chubby Britney daydreams about the good old days with Justin... when sex was fun and not a chore, when she would wear a strap-on and do Justin hard as he dressed and acted like Christina Aguilera. Good times...

Ahhh...

that poor Bosu.

How about getting an EBOLA trainer? It's infectilitious!

#35 not alowed to respond but lol

craVC=
CRACK
[oops caps]
just crack that
[sorry lost it]
[...go again...]

ok

no... sorry...
...what was the question?

Only 1 bitch has less street cred than K-Fed... and he moved out of the country.

#44 but that's how i dress
well i like to slit the collar
don like tight thinks round my throat

...what waas the kestion?

OH YES COJO. Diaz is such a tart she is retarted! YAY!

That's almost as funny as "a halibut good time"!!!!

#24

Didn't I already bitch slap your home schooled Ralph Reed high school ass a few weeks ago? The last thing funny I've heard you say is "Get his dick out of your mouth!!!" to your mom when you caught her going down on me again. Reread that "How To Be Funny Posting Online" book... this time make sure it's rightside up.

I am excited for Kevin because I think he and Sean Preston are going to have a great time learning to tie their shoes together in a few years.

Heh maybe it's for him to shape up before his debut at the Teen Choice Awards. Let's see if the boy can rap...

http://www.exposay.com/kevin-federline-to-sing-at-teen-choice-awards/v/2728/

If I was the Yankees I'd move to NH, the logo change wouldn't be that bad, and K Fed isn't smart enough to figure out he needs a new hat.

#4 that was hilarious and so true.

Whos your daddy? well he's everyones daddy.