Jul 11 2006Keira Knightley doesn't wear shoes

Thaaat's just plain gross. There's NO EXCUSE to not wear shoes while you're shopping. Running outside to your car, whatever, but SHOPPING?

Is this really Kiera? The shots of her from the Pirates premiere showed a woman skinnier than Mary-Kate on a thin day. Here she looks, well, normally curved. Kiera shopping at Selfridges? I have to question...

Jee...zuss.....christ. She looks like she lost her way home from the last Dead show and is just finding her way back.
She doesn't look as cadaver-like in this picture.

Bitch needs to get a foot loofah

I live in South Florida. Going barefoot is common. We tend to have a lot of beaches. But in a city? Ack!

She traded her shoes for a Big Mac.

Are we sure it's her? Her legs look so stumpy...

I would wash her feet and then screw her wheels off.

She is the PIG!!!! Can you imagine how clean her other body parts must be? Give a guess!

are you sure it's her? she's extremely skinny.. way too skinny for this picture to be that of her

#2 I agree that doesnt look like her, at all...shes got cankles and is whiter than the driven snow, unless she's been having 10 choc shakes a day.

The horror. She was just on the cover of Vogue too. *faints*
By the way that doesn't even look like her. She looks healthy and un-xylophone-ish.

Rumor has it she throws up after every meal too..........

just make sure you don't step on any syringes or piss puddles and you're good to go.

in all fairness, we didn't see her cankles in the premier dress because they were covered. i thought people were exaggerating her anorexia thing anyway. she ain't too skinny.

Um, isn't anyone going to comment on the DRESS??? Ugh, where did she get it? Perhaps the used Laura Ashley store? Like, it once was a bedspread?

you know, i don't think this is her either. whoever said she had cankles is right. and you can't grate your cheese on her chest either so it can't be her.

you WOULD tHINK that people who get paid a ridiculous amount of money for being "TALENTLESS" would be able to afford a decent pair of shoes. i guess not.

That's funny.

She said that she spends ridiculous money on shoes in an interview...and now, she's not wearing said shoes.

She got really high arches, too.

#9 is right. If she is as hygenic about the rest of her body as she is about her manky feet...her beaver must smell ripe! And I'm gonna guess full bush too.

Given that every door/entryway in London has a permanent piss stain leaking out onto the sidewalk she might as well be barefoot in the men's bathroom.

This bitch is naaaaasty.

Why is she shopping at Forever 21, she got loot, right?

I hope the bitch bought socks.

Grandmaw is going to be so excited when I tell her Keira Knightley has the same house dress she does!

oh god - now i regret getting that footjob from her....i need a shower...

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Even Mexicans wear shoes.

Cocaine is a powerful drug.

London really should invest in a sidewalk cleaner, otherwise known as an immigrant.

I'd still lick those feet.

Whatever. Hose her off, run a comb through her hair, and wipe the crust out of her eyes and she is one hot little biscuit that I would cover in my man-gravy. Mmmm. . . biscuits and gravy. . .

Everything she does is just so SEXY!

I thought the English just ignored their teeth.

#28 ew

that's london for ya

Guess she's doing the walk of shame after walking up under the stairwell in Pete Doherty's house.

She's probably just getting them extra dirty so she gets her money's worth when she gets her pedicure. That's what I do!!!

She looks like an Olsen twin in that frumpy frock --yuck

#27

I hear Eva Langoria's available

a girl without shoes - not bad, whats the big deal

I don't think she looks to skinny and I would love to fuck her right in the ass, but what do I know, I'm Justin Igger.

#38 Your name is blatently derogatory and you should be reported and banned.

Where the fuck is that fat twat Edna when you need her?

i'd take a whiff

Good for her! Everyone wants to see tits and ass here, or bikini shots as of late...and we have a problem with a woman going barefoot? I suppose all you stupid anglo-saxons what to see her naked, with high heels on or something like that?? More women should go barefoot, shoes are gross and make your feet sweat. Take them off!

UGGH!!! Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt no service? How do you get to go shopping without shoes on?

Almost looks like it could be Winona Ryder at first glance.

I'd like to see her walk barefoot down bourbon street and watch some bum vomit on her feet.

41--Actually, we're bored with bikini shots. Haven't you been following the Hohan Bikini Festival the past 4 or 5 days? It's okay to go barefoot on a beach, but in an urban setting---I mean, LOOK at the soles of her feet?

@41: The only time a woman should be barefoot is when she's pregnant. Because pregnant women are fat and unsexy.

Any other time, women should be wearing stripper shoes, a.k.a. horizontal heels.

I should know, I'm a woman.

#45 Stripper shoes! Yes!

@46: Welcome back sexy... *winking*

How was vaca?

#47

Thanks darlin'! Vacation was relaxing, laid on a beach for a week with a book, listening to the ocean. Now it's back to the old grindstone.

41 - What the fuck is your problem? Chicks' feet should be cut off. They just get in the way of ass and tits, and if they don't have feet they don't run away. Dude, are you gay or something? It's not even cool to like pussy anymore. Nope, just ass and tits. I suggest you go fly your rainbow flag elsewhere, because around here all the bitches walk around on stumps with their mouths sewed shut. Faggot.

@39 Who the fuck is fat twat Edna? She sounds like my type, is she white? Nothing I like better then a fat white twat to do doggie style. Then I would tell her "Say my name bitch" while I was fucking her and when she did, I'd be like "Thats right bitch, I'm Justin Igger".

@50: But I bet you don't go down on a bitch.

#50 You should change your name to Justin Idiot. More appropriate.

@51 Racist!!!

@52 Wow, think of that one all by yourself?

#54 What can I say, I have a mind like a well-oiled steel trap, lightening quick.

51 - That's not true! Some of the best head I ever got was from an Igger!

Sooo that's what that smell was! I thought it was a lost cheese wedge from last week.

Miss Knightley you have lowered the bar for celebrities yet again.

Double yuck.

@56 It's me Justin, remember?
Long time no see. Call me!

58 - You bet, hot stuff! Just call me an Igger-lover!

Justin Utsack
Justin Utlicker
Justin Utsucker
Justin Adwhacker
Justin Ecrophiliac
Justin Amblamember
...

YUCK - GROSS!! Sure summer time walking on the beach - London walking down the city streets - HELL NO - fucking hobo bitch.

Honestly i don't think it's Keira - the hair - to blonde, the legs - too fat - nope not Keira.

@53 Dumbfuck!!!

She's got a mole or some sort of english tick on her left sole. poor gal.

This doesn't really look like there. But who every she is, she got her attention she wanted.
Donna A.

shoes are over-rated.

her mouth fucking annoys me. she looks like she's baring her teeth every time she smiles... "I'm from London town, BITCH."

can skinny people have cankles?

66...she's not baring her teeth. That's how skulls always look once all the flesh is gone.

Shoeless, gloveless, toothless or bald, she's still a major babe.

Justin Igger,

I think I love you. You've got wit and charm.

This woman is....how you say...yes, "unclean" yes, that's the word I'm looking for: unclean.

That is the EXACT same color my nuts get from dragging on the ground when I go commando!

CruisingForSarcasim

You think you love me cuz I got weed and Cristal cracker.

@72 Damn, are you my long lost relative? I ain't ever met no black trannygranny though.

Does anyone know what a 'Raspberry Jam' is?

73 Igger, you've got da weed, wit, charm, and obviously, um..big feet.

keira knightley looks nasty without her 20 pounds of makeup i hope she steps on a piece of glass

I have it figured out. The Cruise/ Holmes baby is not really named 'SURI' it's 'URIS' which is that new planet astronomer's found right next to URANUS!!!! And by the way did you know that suri spelled backwards spells IRUS which means absolutely fucking nothing, so it has to be URIS right????

Finally all that lack of sugar and food took a toll on her and made her act completely delusional.

That bitch is so freaking fine I'd lick the bottom of her feet clean. All you haters would give your left nut to fuck her, or your boyfriend would dump you in a second to have a chance.

Mmm, keira knightley feet...

74 J Ig...

It's all relative man. And just for clarification, by weed, you meant blunt, Crystal you meant Colt .45 and by cracker you meant crack? Because I hate to be inaccurate about racial stereotypes!

75....hope less

Rasberry jam is a type of colloidal suspension made by crushing rasberries, cooking with water, sugar and pectin, and letting it set, best eaten on toast. It is also very nice to lick off the occasional clit. And by occasional, I mean most.

TrannyGranny, Rasberry on the clit is a very bad idea. You get a mean vaginal yeast infection.

Tranny, I told you a hundred times, maple fucking syrup.... clitty likey the syrup....

#80...first of all no, I wouldn't do any of those things and second, you seem to have a fungus fetish. Just put up your mailing address and I'll send you an old pair of leather Pumas that I use without socks to clean the yard on hot, humid days. That should tie you over 'til you can hook up with Keira.

I wonder how freaky this English cunt can get in bed...

I'd be willing to give it a try, but she'd have to spend a LOT of time scrubbing them discunting feet though.

I do love the pussy every once in a while.

Wonder if British taco tastes like bangers and mash?

Kris - I've got aunt jemima, wannna come over?

Does anyone know if Windex helps when your kid is taken over by a demon?

I'd still hit it.

Hey, Cruising...I've often relied on the commonly over-looked method of ear-twisting... now, many people may give a gentle twist... aahh, that may be effective, but the right pressure with the twist, combined with a tug, upwards mind you, not down... and that demon will fly outta there. Gentle reminders of said ear-twisting at a later point will help prevent re-infestation.

Good Luck.

Okay. You got us. That's a picture of Keira doing the walk-of-shame this morning after leaving my flat. She says she "forgot" her shoes at my place, but I know its just an excuse to come back for seconds.

Cruisin'

Oops, my bad, not really around for the aftermath! I will be happy to make it up to you by placing my face in a location of your choice until you yell Tranny.

Kris;

Yo, when she was here last, it tasted a lot like confectionary sugar on fried dough. As for freaky, eh. She was reluctantly down for "here and there", but when I put the noose on her and brought my dog in the room she got all weird. I mean really, how silly do you have to be to scream that loud, knowing no-one lives within 4 miles of my well....er, house.

Gotta go, I think I may need to dispose of something.

86:
No, it's Febreeze. Once it dries, the demon's gone.

Unless the kid is under the age of six. Then they're just acting normally.

Sad, being so physically attractive she could show some more class.

Definitely reminiscent of the Spears incidence.

Etan
http://blog.ateava.com/

Kris - My mother used to do that to my brother. He is still a bitch. Not sure it will work but I'll try it.

91 - He's almost 10 - Does the discount version of Febreeze work or does it have to be the name brand? Which Scent?

Tranny - I almost laughed but I've seen pics of your house and now I'm scared.

I think thats nasty. I would never wear bare feet outside like that.. especially if you're a star. Duh.

And. Actually. I LIKE the dress.

You guys are just not cool enough to bee fashionably Ironic.

So what? I don't wear shoes around my neighborhood, but that's because Little Linda Sue ran out of the trailer and I had to get her real quick. Then I whacked her backside with a fly swatter for runnin off with my lottery tickets, but no one makes a big deal about that, except for child services every once in a while.

#84 I don't have a fungus fetish, I have a Keira fungus fetish. So you can keep your skank shoes. I think your fathers making your mother wear them =)

meghanhariss you couldn't wear a dress like this one cuz your dick would show, and from what i hear no one wants to see dat shit but what do i know, i'm *see posted by*

Cruisin'

Laugh away, after all, you have seen a real pic of my house! I mean really, I bought that P.O.S.!!!!!! What is not to laugh at?....oooh, did you see the winter or the summer pic, I forgot?

98 J. igger

NICE! Although, my friend, I doubt MH has a dick big enough to show past that dress. I think that 'penis' may be strings of spaghetti it tied to its...organ....to entice stray dogs and homeless to chew its way to a smelly, leech like hell.

93:
The antimicrobial kind, original scent, and yes, it has to be the name brand. If you use the generic, they grow a second head. Then you have two mouths to feed.

Hey Meghan, you bore me, I'm taking over.

That J. Igger is hilarious.

Tranny, I was more or less referring to the fact that it does appear to be in the middle of nowhere. I always said you were Silence of the Lambs.

100 Fuck. I already used the generic spring garden brand. Fuck.

MeganHarris, You couldn't get that dress over your nose.

102

It's cool. Just spray him with the right kind quick before the hydras come out.

She took this whole being a pirate thing a wee bit too far. I'd still put the filthy footed beeotch's head in an openmouthed thighlock until her nose touched my belly button and it looked like she grew an adam's apple. Then I could know what it would be like the play the xylophone with my dick. Skinny chicks are good for that because they're hungry and ain't got no ass to keep a man...

102 Cruisin'

It IS in the middle of nowhere......whoohahahahaha. Or...Hello, nice lady, would you help me get this into my van?

103 Extra stuff

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102 Cruisin'

It IS in the middle of nowhere......whoohahahahaha. Or...Hello, nice lady, would you help me get this into my van?

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Oh FUCK sorry guys about the posts, I was gonna finish with this....

E-Stuff,

Is that Nestle quick or Bisquick.

Ain't so funny now, I know.

Wait RichPort, are you saying you crave a man's adam apple on your belly button AND you would rather have a big ass to keep your man? Cause I thought your were straight?

You funny Son of A beotch!

Tranny's cabin in the woods intrigues me... apparently I have no sense of self-preservation. :P

Tranny, Shall I put the lotion in the basket?

#107

Eeeaaaaaaassy Tranny, just commenting on the girth of my brainless head... and the fact that she probably deep throats... she was a dirty bitch as Domino and I'd hit that until my balls bled, assless or not.

I'll bet that Justin Igger is lazy.

Wouldn't want to get between Justin Igger and his pork.

Silly Tranny, Bisquick isn't for kids. Unless you're deepfrying them.

The Nestle Quik makes good chocolate body dust, though.

I'm was a good athlete too until i started smoking newports, maybe i should switch to smoking Richports, with a gun yo cause i ain't no cock smoker.

*Warning: no Richports got hurt in dis post please do not attempt to copy by smoking Richports wit gats*

i actually think that looks more like kate moss.

I do so love you Justin Igger. Got some Fried Chicken for you. Justin Igger gets the best the best table at Popeyes.

Yes, I meant the best the best..

It's a damn good table cuz it's Justin Igger bitches!

@117 you need to stop cruising for dat cock cause dat shit is making you stutter. yo, you coulda just said bestest.

Justin isn't an Igger,
just a lame white wigger, ...

K-Fag???

gormless bint could use an enormous mint, cause your breath smells like micheal jacksons finger after a 3rd grade sleepover. and i ain't no wigger bitch i'm Justin Igger.

lame. 'night fucktards.

@97...my mom happens to be a heck of a lady and the only woman I trust in this world, I don't see why you have drag her into this fetid discussion. Besides, she doesn't even like Puma sneakers, she's an Adidas gal.

good day to you sir.

22. She's not shopping in Forever 21 - that's a Selfridges bag (see comment #2) - There is no Forever 21 in the UK.

I don't know, that street doesn't look filthy dirty - Maybe her shoes just hurt. People go swimming in the ocean all the time and look how much shit we put into that.

#115

Maybe you should start with some Yo Mama jokes (freely available on the web), because your material is as yawn inducing as your name. You couldn't smoke a Richport, it's like a baby's arm holding an apple...

That is her - I've seen her wear that dress before. And she is curvier than that other dress showed - she's shaped like a bowling pin, like Mischa Barton.

Sick... just plain sick...

BAREFOOT IN PUBLIC IS TRASHY AS FUCK! I live in Florida and let me tell you even rednecks don't do that shit. Gotta wear at least sandals, flip flops or somthin'! If this really is Kiera, who is in my top 5 list of celebrities I'd like to spray, she just might fall off the list. Seriously, barefoot in public is a complete turnoff for me.

Maybe anorexic people can't find shoes. They're too busy not eating.

I think she has trouble affording new shoes

uh....where's the new stuff. this is from yesterday.

Seriously. Is there nothing to update with? I'm sick of seeing her dirty feet on the top of the screen.

I love Keira, but it's getting old.

I'm glad to see we're on to day 2 of Kiera's "no shoe wearing".

I'm on to about day 7 of wearing no panties and I don't see that making any headlines.

NEXT!

Seriously. Something must have happened in the celeb world: Paris contracts AIDS, Tom eats his baby, Britney accidentally kills hers...or at the very least another Hoff video.

@133 don't knbow about headlines but it made my dream last night.......

136 comments about someone who has dirty feet because she's not wearing shoes. What the hell? All I know is that I'm number 136 and you are all my beotches!!!

*know

just thinking about it made me tarded.....

@133
I'm on day 7 of sniffing your panties, and I can only say, I wish there were more hours in a day.

That's nasty.

Just..... nasty.

That's nasty.

Just..... nasty.

133 - I wish you wouldn't have told me that. I forgot to wear panties under my skirt today and now I keep slipping off my chair.

I wonder why my co-workers are starting to wear mirror-tipped loafers? Is that the new rage?

# 139
wow...you are the first person to point that out.

#140
wow...you are the first person to point that out.

tosser...

#142 Mirror tipped loafers are a real time saver, as far a foreplay goes, especially when you only have 10 minutes for coffee break and you are fucking your boss doggy style over the water cooler in his office...or so I've been told.

In Spiderman 3 MJ does not die, two other people do though.

Come on, we need a new story. SF guy is probably wanking his pud to another Hasselhoff video.

numbers 1-146 can suck my balls
ya damn hippys!!!!!!!!!
go to church instead of commentin on some barefooted person

White trash

I can't even discuss this because I abhor feet, especially filthy feet that I have to see all summer long because of the goddamn flip-flop-all-over-the-city-streets invasion. Fucking filthy hippie limey.

poop, more people should go barefoot. it's liberating. Plus, if your feet get filthy, there is always water. I stepped in homeless pee once...thank goodness for lawns for wiping.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.

I would make her wear socks. Dirty bitch.

Ok..Here's what I think..lol

Sometimes those expensive heels or sandals cut into your feet after walking around for a while sooooooooo...

maybe she took them off and threw them in the bag she's carrying (ahhhh)

Or she's a hippie and loves nature (whatever helps you sleep at night) ^_^

haha ! she's just like a normal person now. :] i do that sometimes

I've seen Keira about town; she's a very lovely person who has a reed-like build but does not look unnaturally thin, nor is she plump. As to going barefoot, like many of us she probably frequently buys shoes that are horribly uncomfortable. I bet she started shopping in her shoes and ended up taking them off because of pain, and is likely carrying them in the bag with whatever she bought. Geesh people get a clue about reality.

I've seen Keira about town; she's a very lovely person who has a reed-like build but does not look unnaturally thin, nor is she plump. As to going barefoot, like many of us she probably frequently buys shoes that are horribly uncomfortable. I bet she started shopping in her shoes and ended up taking them off because of pain, and is likely carrying them in the bag with whatever she bought. Geesh people get a clue about reality.

So, you all think barefooting is evil? Well, I have news your you. I AM A BAREFOOTER! And you know what? I'm proud she's outside barefoot. Lemmie give you some facts....

1. The streets aren't paved with needles and glass: Yeah, That's right. There isn't any. Seriously, go have a look, and any glass or needles can be seen and/or avoided. Also, there will not be any glass in London's Poshest streets!

2. The soles of your feet are thick and more barefooting makes them thicker: GASP! BLASTPHEMY! CAN THIS BE TRUE? It is. The soles of your feet and the palms of your hands have thick skin! We we're designed to be barefoot!!! Yeah, that's right!!! You shocked? So no nasty bugs (or after a while even glass) can get through!!! Amazed?

So please, STOP BEING SO FUCKING ANAL! Ever heard of the saying 'free country?' There are people who prefer being barefoot for a variety of reasons, ranging from comfort to convenience. It's HER choice! SHE IS A PERSON! IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL!

If god meant for us to wear shoes, we'd not have any feet at all!

Peace out.

so what is the big deal about being barefoot. just like the poster above, i too am a barefooter. i am always barefoot. the only time i really wear shoes is when i am working. i am a member of many online barefooter groups. your feet were ment to be bare. going barefoot actually improves the health of your feet. you anti-barefooter should visit some of the following sites: "the society for barefoot living", hip forums barefoot, various my space barefoot groups. shoddiess get over your fucking anti-barefoot prejudice.

157 is right. Stop being so anal!

I'm guessing most of you have never actually gone without shoes being you're all just slaves to conformity. I like to leave them sitting in the house for a while while I go enjoy the carpet of grass outside... I actually try to enjoy life whether or not people like it. And I don't gush over Paris Hilton. She's famous because she's rich and rich because she's famous.

But she's only rich in money.

OH MY GOD! She's not wearing gloves either!

I mean seriously I don't see the big deal in this. Studies show there is more bacteria on door handels, shopping carts ect, then there is on the ground. So why not have everyone wear gloves? In fact anyone who does not wear gloves is a pig for spreading all that bacteria.

Going barefoot is natural, healthy and free. Feet get stronger, soles get tougher, and life gets better.

I hope all the people with the judgmental attitudes will take a chill pill and maybe even go wiggle their toes during a barefoot walk in the park. Don't be afraid of using your feet as they were meant to be used.

Feet can go from air- and light-starved body parts to tanned, tough, fully functonal and even beautiful if you just let them be natural and free. All of you people who find feet disgusting -- just give them 24 hours of uninterrupted freedom and you might be singing a different tune.

Freedom of Choice doesn't end at the ankles!

Why dont you guys sit down and think of something else to talk about, im not a barefooter but being barefoot is VERY healthy, All you guys flaming her, i dont see you going out and doing something, why not? Cos your shit scared.

Oh noes, she has dirty soles, dont look at them then! Besides, she is REALLY going to come here and cry over some kids comment because she chose a more healthy lifestyle then going around in hoodies and smoking weed.

So really guys, those who insult, you rather do uncomfertable things then slag off those who do healthy things? Goodjob, no wonder this country is going more shit by the day.

It is not only healthier, but IMHO she looks very sexy with bared soles.