Jul 20 2006Kate Hudson wants people to think she's fat
Kate Hudson has won a lawsuit against The National Enquirer for a story they published with the headline "Goldie Tells Kate: Eat Something!" with a picture of Kate looking frail and gaunt. The Enquirer has agreed to print an apology as well as pay an undisclosed sum.
Her lawyer, Simon Smith, told Britain's High Court the story and pictures implied Hudson had "recklessly and foolishly endangered her health by deliberately starving herself." One photograph "purported to show Ms Hudson as very frail and gaunt in appearance," he said, although the magazine had on other occasions printed photos taken weeks before and after, describing her as looking "stunning" and "great." "The allegations are entirely false and were deeply offensive and embarrassing to Ms Hudson," he added. "Ms Hawn has explained to me that she has never had any concerns about her daughter's appearance whatsoever and that she has always appeared to be very healthy and happy."
I don't understand how Kate could have possibly won this lawsuit. All they did was print pictures of her looking thin. It's not like the pictures were hand drawn or something. They were photographs. If she doesn't want to be embarrassed by her weight then she shouldn't have an embarrassing weight. It'd be like taking a picture of Rosie O'Donnell and getting sued because you portrayed her as an ugly bulldog.
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1. Uhn Tiss Baby - July 20, 2006 3:35 PM
Horrendously ugly shoes... and the dress! Ooh, first, by the way!
2. SoftBlueGlow - July 20, 2006 3:36 PM
If she paid me $10 I'd tell her she was fat.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
3. happy_bunny - July 20, 2006 3:36 PM
That's a weird dress to wear during the day. And BTW, mags can alter pics to make people look skinnier than they really are - to a point.
4. Dragulf - July 20, 2006 3:38 PM
My Gods! She is gorgeous!
5. iheartpolkadots - July 20, 2006 3:41 PM
Ugliest dress ever.
Good news for my grandma though. I found her night gown.
6. Italian Stallion - July 20, 2006 3:42 PM
I didn't know Dick Cheney was a NY Mets fan, maybe he can take the team hunting with him and invite the Yankees too........................
7. jrzmommy - July 20, 2006 3:46 PM
She should be more embarassed by that ugly fucking geriatric husband of hers than being confused for an anorexic.
And ya gotta love lawyers, man. They'd litigate two preschoolers fighting over a Lincoln Log if they could. Fuckers.
Other than that, I like Kate Hudson--I hope she's not turning into a typical Hollywood douchebag.
8. PapaHotNuts - July 20, 2006 3:51 PM
I would like to convince Kate Hudson that my penis is just a really large tampon and she should just cram it in her snatch.
9. DancingQueen - July 20, 2006 3:55 PM
She looks pretty good in these pics considering that ugly ass dress. I have to say I think she turned out shockingly well considering her mom is such a freaking hippie.
10. Icognito79 - July 20, 2006 3:57 PM
Shall we just eliminate free speach from the constitution?
http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/
11. jane's eyre - July 20, 2006 3:58 PM
I think that's MeganHarris with the buzz cut, blue shirt, 3rd picture. Aww, she brought Kate flowers. Maybe she wants to butter her biscuit.
12. Limbo - July 20, 2006 3:59 PM
she's so, so beautiful... she just don't have breasts. Too bad.
13. BarbadoSlim - July 20, 2006 4:00 PM
I heard that Yoko...er I mean Kate, is a real bitch, she gets booed by fans of the once prolific Black Crowes whenever she shows up with the band.
She's a poor man's Gwyneth Paltrow.(not to be construed as a positive comment on Paltrow)
14. jane's eyre - July 20, 2006 4:02 PM
I'm so glad that there are people in this world who have nothing better to do than to stand all day waiting to give flowers to celebrities. It would suck if everyone had jobs.
Or, what kind of person spends their day off waiting for a glimpse of Kate Hudson?
15. MyWellRehearsedMistake - July 20, 2006 4:05 PM
Is it me or has the National Enquirer been getting a pounding these last few days? First Brit, now this, they've gone soft. Hell, I'm gonna sue them for NOT printing a picture of me - it might work, they seem to have lost their backbone.
16. SpecialAgentWind - July 20, 2006 4:07 PM
She has to make money somehow, its not like her acting career is paying the bills. I am still waiting for my rental money back on How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. By far the worst movie in existence.
17. JoBOO - July 20, 2006 4:09 PM
F all of u. I'd hit that....
18. MyWellRehearsedMistake - July 20, 2006 4:10 PM
Kate: "I know, i want people to stop saying i have anorexia... I'll wear a see-through dress."
#11. I thought MeganHarris was uglier than that? Plus I don't see any butter on her - she's cool you know (knows all the 'street terms')
19. hopeless_screenwriter - July 20, 2006 4:13 PM
I admire the Superfish people for having the balls to print something about this 'sue happy' psychopath. It's probably because they know that the undisclosed sum was a foot-job and a years supply of Ding Dong's.
"We emphatically apologize to you Kate Hudson. Can you find it in your heart to forgive us? Lets live together in the forest and plant flowers and talk to the animals, and fornicate under the golden moon's glow."
"What is that, you say you are not up to being as one with nature, well then how about a blow job?"
Sincerely,
Bob Felchtcha (National Enquirer)
20. C.B. - July 20, 2006 4:15 PM
that dress is truly ugly .... and those shoes are terrible....is this the new fashion? come on....it's just ugly
21. SpecialAgentWind - July 20, 2006 4:17 PM
Could someone fill me me in on the MeganHarris & butter story/joke? Many thanks!
22. Jacq - July 20, 2006 4:18 PM
Ummmmm, WHF is up with that old lady in the third picture over? She is freaking me the fuck out. Why does Nicole Richie have to wait with the "normal people" to get Kates autograph?
23. Hara - July 20, 2006 4:19 PM
Hahaha. Bulldog.
24. DancingQueen - July 20, 2006 4:21 PM
The scary old lady is truly pitiful. Please God, tell me when I'm that old I won't be waiting around on the street corner all day for some nobody wanna be to sign their name in my "Friends" book. UGH!
25. Jacq - July 20, 2006 4:21 PM
#11 - Megan always brings her own butter.
Speaking of:
#21 - MeganHarris is so "street" that she schooled all of us about cocaine being called butter. I wish I could be as cool at her.
26. Jacq - July 20, 2006 4:22 PM
*as*
27. SpecialAgentWind - July 20, 2006 4:25 PM
Thank you Jacq.
If it makes you feel any better, I think you're cooler than...apple butter on a pair of C cup tits.
28. DancingQueen - July 20, 2006 4:26 PM
Cocaine is a powerful drug.
29. Jacq - July 20, 2006 4:28 PM
I've got the butter and the c cups, come on over after work. wink wink
30. MyWellRehearsedMistake - July 20, 2006 4:31 PM
#25 *sigh* We will never be as cool as her. But maybe, if we stick around she can teach us some more cool names for drugs. If we're lucky.
31. TurdFerguson - July 20, 2006 4:39 PM
Doesn't this bitch have ENOUGH money already? Why should she sue regular people who ACTUALLY keep her in the light. Only good movie was "Almost Famous". Aside from that, useless as tits on a bull.
32. Spindoc - July 20, 2006 4:52 PM
Being Kate Hudson and having Goldie Hawn as your mother, and then trying to be an actress just like mom is kind of like the girl who's mom got into Harvard and she can only get into Chico State.
Sorry Kate, you're not your mom....and thats a fugly dress.
33. gammanormids - July 20, 2006 4:52 PM
that dress looks better in the thumbnail, ew.
34. Spindoc - July 20, 2006 4:52 PM
Being Kate Hudson and having Goldie Hawn as your mother, and then trying to be an actress just like mom is kind of like the girl who's mom got into Harvard and she can only get into Chico State.
Sorry Kate, you're not your mom....and thats a fugly dress.
35. gammanormids - July 20, 2006 4:55 PM
that dress looks better in the thumbnail, ew.
36. scoos - July 20, 2006 4:59 PM
I would hit it to the point of exhaustion.
37. Zanna - July 20, 2006 5:13 PM
Oh My God, I think the old bag in thumbnail 3 is Aunt Sylvia.
38. BarbadoSlim - July 20, 2006 5:17 PM
@30...I heard Megan got "tore 'up" doing mayo but it all started when she was fourteen running around with gangs and shit, they got high on Pam and Bosco.
39. Kendra H. - July 20, 2006 5:17 PM
She actually doesn't look disgustingly skinny. In fact, she looks great (minus her outfit).
40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - July 20, 2006 5:25 PM
I want people to think I'm fat too, because then maybe men would stop jacking off in their hand and offering it to me, and maybe women would stop throwing themselves into moving traffic whenever I'm walking down the street. Unless, of course, I was ugly like Kate Hudson. Then I would spread all kinds of lies about myself, never the truth. Like, why would I want people to think I was a fat ugly bitch unless I was causing people harm? Make sense? Yeah.
41. Italian Stallion - July 20, 2006 5:39 PM
Janes eyre is the only person in the world cocaine runs and hides from............
42. Italian Stallion - July 20, 2006 5:40 PM
Janes eyre is the only person in the world cocaine runs and hides from............
43. UNWASHEDMASSES - July 20, 2006 5:40 PM
Look at the little dyke in pic #2 with the glasses. She's practically smacking her lips at Kate! Back in the closet, freakshow.
44. Italian Stallion - July 20, 2006 5:41 PM
Janes eyre is the only person in the world cocaine runs and hides from............
45. UNWASHEDMASSES - July 20, 2006 5:41 PM
Look at the little dyke in pic #2 with the glasses. She's practically smacking her lips at Kate! Back in the closet, freakshow.
46. Italian Stallion - July 20, 2006 5:42 PM
Stupid server, my bad..........
47. RichPort - July 20, 2006 5:47 PM
I'd hit that so hard, she'd grow tits. She can dance on my pole anytime, ugly dress, bitchy attitude and all.
48. Fugurself - July 20, 2006 6:01 PM
#34, I have some friends who went to Chico State. They are experts in taking Tequila shots and picking up large breasted women...and they are very funny. Then I have friends who went to Harvard....they are no fun at all...I wish they had gone to Chico State.
49. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 20, 2006 6:32 PM
13. Chris Robinson quit the Black Crowes in 2002 to "pursue a solo career", and apparently to have more time to properly tap Kate Hudson's fine skinny ass.
The Crowes actually reunited in 2005 and they are touring now, which unfortunately means that Kate won't be seeing as much of her freak show monkey of a husband, or his miniscule genitalia. A waste, ...
32. Thankfully, Kate Hudson is not Goldie Hawn. While the former is fine, the latter is a pudgy, lobotomized, plastic surgery victim who has all the sex appeal of Kirstie Alley.
47. As would I.
50. Enrique - July 20, 2006 6:53 PM
She is SO fuckin hot!
51. ChickenScratch - July 20, 2006 7:40 PM
This is one of the few female celebrities I am a fan of. She is so pretty and funny. If I was a dyke, I'd dyke her.
However, the shoes remind me of Sigourney Weaver for some reason. They are kind of office-y. I don't think I like them, they probably are making her feet all sweaty and stinky.
52. stingybtchsuzy - July 20, 2006 7:47 PM
I think her ass is great. Not too many lardass-wannabe skinny chicks can pull off a great-looking ass like that. I think her ass is real, too, not surgically enhanced.
Plus, the girl scores points for always being billed as "Kate" as opposed to allowing her crazed boyfriend to change it from "Katie."
53. bunnyhugger - July 20, 2006 7:58 PM
i realize i'm probably the oldest bitch here, but i think she looks SO much like goldie back in her "laugh-in days".
geez (YES, DAMMIT WITH A G), i AM old.
but i'm aging beautifully.
54. funkygoldmedallions - July 20, 2006 9:04 PM
Re: PIC #3
Who knew Albert Einstein and Philip Seymour Hoffman were such big Kate Hudson fans.
(By the way, she does have a cute arse/face combo going on)
55. funkygoldmedallions - July 20, 2006 9:05 PM
Re: PIC #3. Yahoo Serious has not aged gracefully.
56. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest - July 20, 2006 9:05 PM
**signed in for two weeks my balls**
Ok. For all you people that claim she is ugly, what planet did you say you were from? Make fun of her dress or how stupid she is or how she married an ugly guy but don't say she's ugly. It only proves your stupidity.
57. hopeless_screenwriter - July 20, 2006 9:29 PM
@53 Bunny. I don't think you are old at all. Old people don't hug bunnies do they? Old people watch cocoon and smoke crack I thought. And you have really sexy grammatical skills. You must be some hot young twat.
With humble serenity,
Hopeless
P.s. What is "Laugh In"?
Who is Goldie Hawn?
58. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 20, 2006 10:44 PM
57. A 13 year old classic response to "who is Goldie Hawn".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdqMEfV-r9A&search=goldie%20hawn%20chevy
59. chupaflor25 - July 20, 2006 10:55 PM
Did anyone notice the guest appearance by "The Professor" (from Gilligan's Island) in the second pic right behind the dyke?
60. bunnyhugger - July 20, 2006 11:00 PM
ah, hopeless. you can't be. that hopeless i mean!
and yeah, i'm kinda old. but it beats the alternative!!!!
matter of fact, i gotta go hug my bunnies and put them to bed. don't knock it 'til you've tried it!
and i think being told i have "sexy" grammatical skills is one of the best compliments i've ever had! (damn. i dangled something there, didn't i? or not. tequila WILL be my downfall yet. )
see y'all tomorrow.
61. HolisticWisdomcom - July 21, 2006 9:16 AM
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62. kandyk0119 - July 21, 2006 10:14 AM
I cannot partake in this one, I'm sorry, but I just love her. She's so damn cute...
63. Sassy - July 21, 2006 10:26 AM
Fuck. I thought the National Enquirer was all about truth man. I'm crushed that they LIED. And what up with that dress? And those shoes? Does she not have 'people' to tell her not to wear things that look like, oh I don't know, SHIT?
64. give_it_to_me_baby - July 21, 2006 10:31 AM
Kate hudson may not e one the best actresses in hollywood ut god damn shes hott id do her for sure
65. flamarkel - July 21, 2006 12:13 PM
Scary people. I mean the ones in here, not the ones stalking Kate Hudson in these photos.
66. muckfichigan - July 22, 2006 11:40 AM
I hope she signs that old lad's paper before the lady dies. Is that old lady Goldie? I can't stand this no talent hack. One good movie and your a star? I hope someone squirts her with water like they did Cruise.
67. biatcho - July 22, 2006 1:24 PM
yet another hippie that should kill itself.
68. biatcho - July 22, 2006 1:26 PM
And someone that doesn't mind talking to hippies should tell this chick to leave her clothes on in movies. She insists on showing her chili pepper tits on-screen and no one cares about them. They're just 2 nips on a flat chest. Nothing but a surfboard.
69. LisaNotLiza - July 22, 2006 3:01 PM
It doesn't take a genius to realize that she only won because of the fake Goldie quote.
70. URalllosers - July 22, 2006 7:00 PM
# 67 I love hippie chicks!
Neocon chicks can go suck a guicci bag, or a walmart special generic purse. whatever the case may be.
71. URalllosers - July 22, 2006 7:05 PM
#68
Why are you complaining?!? it's not like you've ever gotten to see any for real. (strippers and wet tshirt contests don't count) You should be happy to take what you can get. If you come and hang at my hippie commune for a week you just might get your chance.
72. biatcho - July 23, 2006 11:31 AM
YouLoser - was I fucking talking to you fag-boy? Hmm, let me see... have I ever seen tits? I see mine everyday loser! I imagine a filthy, dirty hippie such as yourself will take what you can get & enjoy surfboard tits such as hippie Hudson's, considering your 5 wives all have dirty feet & hairy armpits and refer to you as Jesus. Don't forget to fuck the goats.
73. A Nobody - August 14, 2006 10:22 AM
She needs to eat something while Nicole Richie gets the Cosmo Girl cover? What has this world gotten into!