July 19, 2006
Jamie-Lynn Sigler is kind of stupid
Jamie-Lynn Sigler was on her way to the opening of Mur Mur nightclub and, after the stretch limo carrying her and her entourage pulled up to a rest stop for some candy, she got back into the wrong car. The passengers stared blankly and she blushed and apologized as she made her way back to the right car.
This has to be the most popular rest stop in the world for there to be enough stretch limos that somebody could actually get confused. Unless Jamie-Lynn Sigler is really so dumb she can't tell the difference between a stretch limo and a Kia Rio. It's a common mistake. One is super long and exudes luxury, and the other closely resembles a large pile of crap shaped into a car.
Thanks to the super ripped Matt for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 19, 2006 3:59 PM
I don't care how stupid she is I would still hit it, as long as Mr Soprano doesn't find out.
2. Posted by amjxray on July 19, 2006 3:59 PM
FIRST...to say that she is one dumb bitch!
3. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 19, 2006 4:03 PM
@2 more like first to look like a FUCKTARD!!!!
4. Posted by jane's eyre on July 19, 2006 4:06 PM
#4
I'm glad that if I were, say, a prisoner of the state in North Korea, I could post on VeryLiberating.com and would be set free. Awesome.
5. Posted by spatz on July 19, 2006 4:07 PM
umm the real story here is joel siegel walking out of clerks II and the tirade of cursing that ensued. kevin smith, the superficial would be proud.
6. Posted by pinky_nip on July 19, 2006 4:07 PM
Who HASN'T climbed in the wrong limo? My God, if I had a quarter everytime I climbed in the wrong limo and ended up blushing & doing the walk of shame, I could buy my own limo. But, then again, why would I want my own limo?
7. Posted by jane's eyre on July 19, 2006 4:09 PM
And I'm glad the superficial has passersby on hand to produce really stupid, boring posts. Yay.
8. Posted by jrzmommy on July 19, 2006 4:11 PM
Well, at least she apologized to them and didn't scream at the occupants to get out of their own car and drive away like a total bitch would have done.
9. Posted by jlp9834 on July 19, 2006 4:12 PM
hmmm..maybe she just has seeing issues?
Or shes fucking retarded.
either way..atleast it's not hohan or paris.
10. Posted by spatz on July 19, 2006 4:12 PM
8 you mean paris hilton?
11. Posted by YoMamma on July 19, 2006 4:13 PM
dumb bitch. I hate her.
12. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 19, 2006 4:15 PM
Jamie Lynn who?
Who gives a shit?
Who?
What?
13. Posted by jrzmommy on July 19, 2006 4:15 PM
10--paris, posh spice, naomi campbell, mariah carey, tori spelling, etc., etc. those in THAT ilk.
14. Posted by januaryanne on July 19, 2006 4:16 PM
well i have climbed into the wrong car before and this woman probably thought i was going to kill her son and take her car.
in my own defense before i get called a fucktard .... my friend said she'd be right out front but she wasnt. this woman was, in the same damn kind of car.
well anyway, who cares about jamie lynn sigler, she's old. jamie lynn spears is all the rage now. she is marrying aaron carter's cousin Dumpst R. Diver.
15. Posted by nc72 on July 19, 2006 4:17 PM
Could've been another limo. But yeah #12 exactly who gives a shit...
http://www.exposay.com
16. Posted by twzzlrgirl on July 19, 2006 4:18 PM
O.k., if I'm in a stretch limo, do I stop at a roadside rest stop for candy? Am I the only one thinking this must have looked pretty stupid?
17. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 19, 2006 4:20 PM
I accidentally got in the wrong car once: four crackheads grabbed me off the sidewalk and took turns raping me in their Mazda, and then dropped me off at the Capitol building. Boy was THAT the wrong car!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
18. Posted by Jacq on July 19, 2006 4:24 PM
If she's stupid for getting in the wrong car, then what am I for getting into the wrong bed? A whore, that's what. It's just unfair.
I'm not slutty, I'm just popular.
19. Posted by Jacq on July 19, 2006 4:24 PM
#17 - SOM! MLAB!
20. Posted by therris on July 19, 2006 4:26 PM
Are you sure this is Jamie-Lynn Sigler and not Alan Cumming?
21. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 19, 2006 4:32 PM
@17 Usually a Mazda wouldn't be my first choice in car to go for a night of crack induced raping with three buddies. Is a lack of space issue, I'd go for a 1983 Cutlass Supreme.
22. Posted by Zanna on July 19, 2006 4:34 PM
@17-
Osh...why do you always have all the fun, you lucky little minx?!
23. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on July 19, 2006 4:36 PM
No offense BarbadoSlim, b/c you are witty, but I think its more annoying when people type ___________who?
Or the all time cringe favorite
_______ who? And why should I care?
If you're asking why should care - why are you posting and causing me to read something dumb???????
Ok, I feel better getting that off my chest now.
24. Posted by Zanna on July 19, 2006 4:38 PM
Hey 23..don't annoy Barbado I'm trying to get him to rape me.
25. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on July 19, 2006 4:39 PM
On a lighter note, she's got to be dumb - she hangs out with the whore Simpson all the time. I wish they would fight and rip their tops off.
Boobs - with jam.
26. Posted by SpecialAgentWind on July 19, 2006 4:42 PM
#24 - I hope I didn't offend BarbadoSlim. Rape senerios are always fun - like having your partner car jack you at night or the vanilla senerio break-in the house. Hope you get all that is promised.
27. Posted by jrzmommy on July 19, 2006 4:47 PM
I wonder if hopeless screenwriter has rape/sex role play fun? probably not.
28. Posted by strokesiteveryday on July 19, 2006 4:50 PM
she hangs out with jessica simpson, whatchya expect? stupid is contagious if youre around it enough.
29. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 19, 2006 4:51 PM
Fortunately when I was dropped off at the Capitol building a bunch of hippies were there protesting rape. Thank God for the hippie protesters, otherwise people would be raped left and right and no one would have a cardboard sign or a t-shirt about it.
Wait, what were we talking about?
30. Posted by jrzmommy on July 19, 2006 4:57 PM
29--we were talking about ditzy jewish girls limo hopping.
31. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 19, 2006 5:01 PM
I ain't no Jew you African booty-scratcher!
32. Posted by BarbadoSlim on July 19, 2006 5:01 PM
#29 meh, no offense and no opinion.
If this girl was going to some bovine themed nightclub shouldn't she've been wearing some kind of cow costume, that's not mentioned in the article.
33. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 19, 2006 5:23 PM
Cocaine is her co-pilot.
34. Posted by bigponie on July 19, 2006 5:27 PM
I don't know who this girl is, but my cock tells me she's good
35. Posted by justme on July 19, 2006 5:39 PM
She's nothing to write home about. She's just someone who got lucky.. That's all.
36. Posted by januaryanne on July 19, 2006 6:09 PM
ok Zanna that's one step too far. the last thing i want anywhere near me is barbaro.
(i know but one horse sex joke won't kill me right)
37. Posted by diamondprynzez on July 19, 2006 6:46 PM
Yeah she's soooo stupid for getting in the wrong car...
OH COME ON.
She's a good drunk.
38. Posted by Sheva on July 19, 2006 7:27 PM
This story is wrong. She got into our Navigator and seemed confused when she asked where her friend was. So I showed her my friend as the zipper was already half way down. Jamie Lynn let her instincts take over, performed the service and didn't leave a mess. We then threw her out of the car and we're sure she's okay.
39. Posted by Jacq on July 19, 2006 7:47 PM
I dated a guy whose dad got really wasted and pulled over by the cops. It was close to shift change and the cop didn't want to do the paperwork on him, so he was going to let him go. The cop was going to follow him the two blocks back to his house, no problem. Well, he got back in the car and there was no steering wheel. The cop knocked on the window and made the kind observation that it would probably be easier to get home if he got back into the FRONT seat instead of the back. I like 'em classy.
40. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on July 19, 2006 9:06 PM
she makes Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie look fat. OK well maybe I am overdoing it with Nicole Richie.
41. Posted by RichPort on July 19, 2006 9:18 PM
Bulimia can make you do all kind of funny things. They're just lucky she didn't look them square in the eye, shove her sausage like finger down her throat, and vomit whoever's cum mixed with appetizers she was temporarily holding on to. Fat bitch.
42. Posted by ohyeahallie on July 19, 2006 9:41 PM
I just wanted to say that I hate this bitch and she annoys the shit outta me (didn't even read the article.)
43. Posted by ohyeahallie on July 19, 2006 9:42 PM
I just wanted to say that I hate this bitch and she annoys the shit outta me (didn't even read the article.)
44. Posted by jFp on July 19, 2006 9:55 PM
I got in the wrong car once and drove off.
It's really funny if yer buzzed.
45. Posted by DrunkBlogger on July 19, 2006 11:12 PM
Get ready for one of the most cliched answers on this messageboard:
Der..I'd still hit it
46. Posted by atomikblonde88 on July 20, 2006 12:00 AM
I'm kind of not surprised.
47. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on July 20, 2006 12:16 AM
I got in the wrong car once.
-- Princess Di
48. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on July 20, 2006 12:19 AM
She is pretty for a fat chick. Gee, I hope that wasn't insensitive in light of her eating disorder. Let me rephrase... She is pretty for a chubby girl. I wonder if she swallows, then throws it up later.
49. Posted by jour hadique on July 20, 2006 10:05 AM
she may be dumb, but i would still thoroughly enjoy having sexual intercourse with her.
50. Posted by jrzmommy on July 20, 2006 10:58 AM
47--I'm afraid if I laugh like I want to at that then I'll burn in hell.
51. Posted by herbiefrog on July 20, 2006 11:20 AM
#17 and #29 props
...i was going to tell
...a similar story
...but you
[sorry ? ]
got distracted...
...what was the question?
52. Posted by scoos on July 20, 2006 1:28 PM
I'd still hit it.
53. Posted by england06 on July 20, 2006 10:50 PM
who on earth is she?
is that a fake tan?
fake tits?
fake nose?
celebs these days, may aswell replace em with cut outs. at least they dont speak or do stupid actions.
twats.
54. Posted by Joey bag o' donuts on July 26, 2006 12:34 AM
If anyone remembers the earlier Sopranos episodes, this girl was a little chubby. Now she looks good, so stupid is not such a bad thing. But she is supposed to be fat. I bet she's miseable