Jul 14 2006Eminem beats people up in strip club bathrooms

Whatever.. no one cares. What's with the ring on his left finger? I thought he and the bitch got divorced again.

so what...he attacked the guy that was peeing beside him all quiet like? or did he beat up the guy that was talking? knowing Em he probably kicked both their asses. he is one guy who appreciates his fans with his fists.

Em is one confused white man....part-time rapper and part-time actor.

...and full-time shitbag!

I'm confused - Eminem is still alive? I thought he died at the end of that movie he made about his life. I mean, some one else's life. About a poor white rapper that no one likes and absolutly no one cares about.

maybe he just beat his meat

Again, it's not like he didn't warn us - he did make that video where the guy comes up to him in the toilet and bothers him.

LYRICS:
"But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, When you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eating or feedin' my daughter, To not come and speak to me
I don't know you and no I don't owe you a motherfuckin thing, I'm not Mr. NSYNC and I'm not what your friends think, I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick, if you tip me my tank is on empty, No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm lifting you ten feet, In the air, I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you, Go call you a lawyer file you a lawsuit, I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe, I'm tired of arguing - I don't mean to mean but it's all I can be, It's just me"

Keyword - 'Jaw You' YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

The guy whose ass he kicked must've been a midget or physically handicapped, as Em is 5'7" in his Air Jordans. It would also explain why the apparently overpaid bodyguard did nothing. I'm sure we'll learn all about it in one of his "genius" raps. He's this generations Weird Al.

So his bodyguard goes to the bathroom with him? What a badass.

sounds like a case of penis envy turning into urinal-rage...........

he can't pee and talk at the same time????
what a bitch.

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Shore does, he stands behind him and holds it for him with one hand, while massaging his prostate with the other hand.

Yuck, I just got an involuntary shudder.

OK SF guy, he may not be hot, but at least its not Pam, Lohan, or Paris. I'll settle for Em. If you want your present, you know where to find me...if you want me to swallow, you'll put up some Johnny Depp all dirty and piratey. xoxoxox

Em is sooo hot. I'd do him without even thinking about it.

I won't even talk to people I know if we are taking a piss. THat is just pure urinal etiquette. The guy is an asshole for piss-talking... How annoying...

But seriouisly, I would love to know how this guy got his ass kicked by someone as little as Eminem. Body guard aside, his ass would be owned if he tried to pull that on someone 6' 4" 200+...

He would have needed that body guard and then some...

#12 - Try though you may, I doubt you will change the image you have cultivated here... I think we can all imagine you having sex with a hhorse long before you ever have sex with a celebrity... Of course, you will come online and declare that the horse is 'so hot. I'd do him without even thinking about it.' prior so it would be OK. We wouldn't judge...

TCLTC!!!
Time for a new one...

MHLHC
Megan Harris Loves Horse Cock

Ma-Ma

If Britney Spears is cuntry than Eminem is a white alcohol sack of shit no good trailer trash wigger...and MHLHC, it's one to call Eminem hot it's another to say you wouldn't even think before sleeping with him I bet you masturbate to pictures of the mole create that Seal and Heidi Klum created

ahem I mean creature, like that thing living inside your vagina after you sleep with anything that's remotely close to a diseased penis

And by creature you mean that Sarlacc monster from Return of the Jedi, that sits at the bottom of the hole in the sand, that digests its victims for a 1000 years.

It's just after 8am in Hong Kong- and when I read the words...
'em and em comes out swinging'
so many things enter my mind before I think of punching.
Like m and m comes out swinging could mean..."Hi guys, it's me 'EM'- yooo whoo sailors, hello, it's me, EMMY- I'm out, and I'm ready to swing"
OR it could mean
" hey, here's a little tune from a while ago that I KNOW will get you boppin'- take it away Count bassie...." and then his fingers would start clicking and the sound would SWING man.
See.
That's what happens when I don't take enough chemicals.
I think about this kind of shit.

And TC DOES LTC.

see? i always figured he'd be a fun guy to hang with.

seriously, sounds like extreme homophobia to me.

or denial. dirtbag.

#21 - The scene they left out of 8 Mile was when his drunk uncle used to come to visit. He was a street magician from the trailer park... He used to love to stick his penis in the Rabbit Hole.... It all makes sense now...

TCLTC - Just waiting to see this on South Park...

I know the guy is annoying but who knows the real story? I mean we are hearing the guys side who right now is trying to build a case for his lawsuit. I mean I believe it could happen. The guy is stupid enough to remarry that crazy twat ,so much is possible.

I think the real story here is that the persn watching the wee wee comming out Mr M was DAVID HASSELHOFF, who then cut himself on a kleenex, and had to invent another person to cover up the other thing.
Ya see, it's all to do with the kennady assasination, and the fact that there are no PURPLE M and M's.
see where I'm going with this?

12. If I was a rather homely girl, or a big fat slab of hog, or had a face like Hillary Swank, with no reasonable expectation of getting laid, I might have play the Marshall Mathers lawsuit lottery too.

On the subject of inevitable lawsuits, why else would anyone admit that he got his ass kicked in a mens room by Marshall fucking Mathers, a boney homophobe who couldn't bench press my schlong?

well duh he got pissed. everyone knows you don't talk to eminem while he's pissin. he has major penis envy because he hangs out with black dudes all day. duh. shit.

Good. I hope he beat the shit out of the guy. Who cares.

*played*

Wow, I would do him hard and fast, while thinking about The Hoff.

I think he's strangely hot, even though I can't stand his music and am slightly repelled by the white trash aspect. I also hate how his ex used black eyeliner on her mouth. Not sure if I'd do him, but I'd definitely grope him.

I'd lick him until he wasn't white trash anymore.

fighting in the john is gay

(remember how fonzi had his office in there......that was gay too)

Who is fonzi?

He is definitely hot. And has alot of passion on ALL levels. Right and wrong. he's dirty and he stirs my soul.
Motherfucker.

I'd ride him, hard. However, I was more passionate about him before he re-married that crackwhore.

Fonzi. hee hee hee.

I hate Eminem. But I sort of love hime too.

Kris - we came at the same time!

Sorry, is this a story?

Because I'm pretty sure the same thing happened to me yesterday. It's not as if Eminem getting mad at someone for making fun of his small dick is exactly newsbreaking, people.

TCLTC, and so does Eminem.
Just not his, cause it's small.

I would fuck him 'till his spine cracks.

Funny whenever I grew up girls didn't have any time for little guys that looked like 12 year old boys before puberty.

But say some stupid nursery rhymes with curses and stuff his pockets with money from the country's surburban punks and voila, the punk is fuckable.

Only in America.

38. Just to be clear, you're saying that the same thing happened to you yesterday, someone made fun of your small dick? Or, Marshall caught you meat gazing and turned his gay posse loose on your ass?

Damn, too easy, ...

I <3 Sir Psycho Sexy

Is there any way to keep from having to resign in to this damn thing even though I click the nice fugly checkbox to keep me signed in for 2 weeks?

I hope Em washed his hands before he beat the guy up... at least he will have street cred now yo'. Oh, and doesn't Em have enough money to have his OWN strip club? Or is he looking for some white trash to relate to there somehow?

35., 36. You ladies seem to be getting all worked up over Marshall. Meet the competition.

http://www.theeminemblog.com/2006/06/23/recent-kim-mathers-pic/

Yeah, he's a catch. I get it now, ...

LOL. This story is absurd. We all know that Eminem could beat up anyone stronger that Steven Hawking.

Eminem reminds me of that pasty little bastard in highschool that would stare at your wiener in the locker room. The Meat Inspector. He has no friends...but he is loaded and I blame you!

That story title must contain a typo. Surely it was intended to read, "Eminem beats people OFF in strip club bathrooms".

Eminem is the biggest fucking pussy around. So far he has taken on 1. His ex-wife 2. a dog puppet 3. Moby and now 4. a guy with his back to Eminem who is minding his own business taking a piss (you dont get much more vulnerable than that) while Eminem has back-up from a bodyguard. Whose next? Barney? Taylor Hicks? Katie Couric? Suri Cruise? What a jerkoff.

I'm afraid that M & M's peaked during the ET era.
YuuuuOooo - if you want Street-cred 2 day maybe try not being a multi-millionaire.
Maybe try not having a home, heath care, a job or a future.
Then sing a few songs.
Until then - fine - piss off.

(But you could always put smart-ass comments on the internet)

Hey you insomniacs, pillow fight at my house!

Maybe a round of jello shots?

( I have an idea that is Megan Harris)

Mmmm...pillow fights...No, wait...I was thinking 'dead babies' nevermind.

Oooh...just had an idea and those don't happen often for me. Naomi Campbell vs Marshal Mathers.

47- you forgot #5, his own mother.

Doesn't tell us much... What the guy said to him, what Eminem said back to him.

"But I can't take a shit in the bathroom Without someone standing by it"

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i wish i had one of them...

i just paid some girl for a prostate massage and she promised me a happy ending...

...i got ripped-off...

@57 Sorry about that but I have carpel tunnel syndrome. I promise the next one's free.

...that explains the bowling glove looking thing you were wearing...

#55 Should I also include the entire homosexual population? So far his enemy list is his ex-wife, a dog puppet, Moby, a random guy taking a piss, his mother and the homosexual community. You know the scene in Fightclub where they discuss who you would fight if you could pick anyone? I would fight Eminem. Of course, he would choose to fight Tera Lipinski.

This guy raps like Justin Igger!

You men are just jealous.

41. You got me. I was checking Eminem's dick out. But can you blame me? It's Eminem! That's just so much better than an autograph.

62

yea, i wish i were a woman abusing wigger...

Like a proper Detroit gentleman, Marshall Mathers carefully washed his hands with warm soapy water prior to initiating the "bathroom brawl". I bet the fight was sexy, like a Turkish bath house.

When I said I wanted to read about some men on this site, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind...

Real Version of What Happened:

After receiving a hand-job from Xstaceey in the Champagne Room, Em heads to the bathroom to wash the ejaculate from the inside of his Sean Johns. He is confronted by a burly member of the Latin Kings named Creepy Eddie who explains angrily that Xstaceey is his ex-wife. Em's bodyguards come to the rescue just as Creepy Eddie grabs Em by the shirt collar, while Em further soils his Sean Johns with urine. Afraid to reenter the lobby of the Cheetah where Raven and Lady Delicious are awaiting him, Em thinks fast. He apologizes to Creepy Eddie for using his ex-wife's hand as a semen receptacle and proposes to buy the mans Levis. The man at first refuses, but upon Em's prompting Creepy Eddie exchanges said jeans for a large pile of cocaine which is shared among Em, Eddie, and entourage. The men are jovially discussing the Cristal bottle-engulfing abilities of one particular entertainer's lady parts, when Creepy Eddie mistakenly references a lyric from Em's song "Cleaning Out My Closet", which sets Em into a blind rage, biting and scratching Creepy Eddie until he is nearly bruised. Eddie then slips and falls in a puddle of Em's piss, hitting his head on the sink, and the entourage decide it would be best to exit the washroom to further enjoy the company of half-nude females. Em concedes after wiping away his tears, and good times which include the dancing upon of laps commence.

P.S. MHLHC

@67 Osh. Since you spent so much time writing that somewhat impossible to follow and loooooooooooonng winded stream, and because I too sometimes write long winded streams. I think what you are trying to reveal to everyone as I have also revealed to many many many bloggers is that you also have access to 'methadrine suppositories'. Aren't they fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!

I like that he has a tattoo of his daughter on his arm circa age 6. Is he going to update it? Or as he ages and loses muscle will she age naturally?

Weird Al Interviews Eminem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnVQ-uBxIM

@37 We did?

It's always better to be pissed off than pissed on.

71 Not really, I faked it again. Maybe mapquest can help you find that spot.

This poster (Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on July 14, 2006 06:32 PM) got it right. Em totally warned anyone, anyone that listens to his music. I mean he was taking a piss for God's sake. I sure as hell don't want anyone that close to me while I am using the potty.

Personally, I love him he's got ambition and drive. He pulled himself up and out of the Ghetto. So what if he's made a few mistakes, no human alive is innocent of that.

Donald Trump is a huge fan and Martha Stewart listens to him between commerical breaks.

Yeah, if he kicked the shit out of the guy, guy deserved it. After all, look forward, no talking. Plus, he's really short. REALLY short.
And, you know, it's one thing to rip on Tom Cruise because he TRULY DOES LTC....but I think you're carrying it too far. I mean, when you start saying EVERYONE is gay...we're gonna start looking at you L'ing TC.
It wasn't YOU in the trough with him...was it?

Eminem's mom was once robbed on 8 Mile. Oh, sweet irony!

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YEA!! Iambananas is back....i for one have missed you....dont stray too far now, ya hear?

I missed lambananas too but then again I should be on medication.

I'd like to apologize to everyone who can read because apparently my mojo is totally in-sync with lamebananas. I go away for a few weeks so I can actually get some work done, decide I miss the daily ridiculing of others and as soon as I log on I see this dipshit has been gone as well & just decided to come back. And all of a sudden she has even more multiple personalities of her own that she uses to try to make us all think people like her. It's all my fault, let the flogging commence.

You guys realize most of these "rap incidents" are fake, right? Gotta have that street cred...publicists make this stuff up, 95% of the time.

#47 u have eminem exactly on target... hes the biggest pussy ever. he should marry britney spears, then divorce her for being a stupid fat cunt, and then hook up with k-fed, just for marrying the same stupid fat cunt he did. that would give them something in common, other than theyre both white trash and deserve to be shot and left in a trailer park in the ghetto, where they belong with theyre fellow crowd, the Black people. god i dont know why anyone calls him that, k-fed. you know when your name sounds like a boring cereal brand, your a hopeless loser wannabe.

My Fair Fucking Brady??? Really???

Let's all go commit mass suicide in protest.

What a stupid, retarded, discunting and mindless idea.

So the big tough rapper guy who gets Pedicures also beats up people in bathrooms? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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In #44's link - her hair's stringy, but she looks better than she did with the bleached crap with roots and trashy makeup.

At least she's dressed decently.

What a piece of white trash shit. He is the ultimate douche bag. I didn't understand all of the hoopla that surrounded him when he first appeared. He and his wife belong on Jerry Springer.

LOL @ #70! Weird Al rules!

I second that #85.

Never liked the guy or his music - just comes across as a foul mouthed white trash loser IMO.
The sooner him and all other "celebrities" like him vanish off the face of the planet the better.

Em makes great music, he should stick to doin that. if he doesnt like people looking at his cock whilst he pisses, why doesnt he just buy a porta-loo.

we all know he can afford it.

Quote: ' I punch them just for making eye contact if I'm walking through a room. I figure being able to bench press a car has earned me that right. '

If he makes eye-contact with a guy that can bench-press two cars.... will he allow that guy to punch him to death ( out of respect! ) ??

Stupid people are fine... stupid thugs should be prevented from making money!

You what if Eminem did hit that guy he probably desevered it. i mean you cant take a piss with out someone talking to you or bugging the hell out of you would you want that to happen to you no so i think people should shut the fuck up about it.no body cares exceipt the police! ~Heather

Heres my email Eminemluvr4@hotmail.com

You what if Eminem did hit that guy he probably desevered it. i mean you cant take a piss with out someone talking to you or bugging the hell out of you would you want that to happen to you no so i think people should shut the fuck up about it.no body cares exceipt the police! ~Heather

Heres my email Eminemluvr4@hotmail.com

Eminem sucks! His music deserves to be downloaded freely off the internet. I wouldn't want to pay any royalties to this punk. But his music sucks anyways so i wont even download it! Your all pansies for supporting this kinda lamer. He is overly overrated. Time for something new and exciting... Next...

Eminem sucks! His music deserves to be downloaded freely off the internet. I wouldn't want to pay any royalties to this punk. But his music sucks anyways so i wont even download it! Your all pansies for supporting this kinda lamer. He is overly overrated. Time for something new and exciting... Next...

yo aight heres the deal right yall are a bunch of pussys that wudnt say any of this shit to ems face so why say it here shit yall bitches wudnt say it to me either but watever im out pucks

People always say shit, who know for sure what is the real version of the story?
I like him anyways.

EMINEM IS THE BEST!!1