Jul 11 2006David Hasselhoff "Secret Agent Man" music video

it looks like one of those videos they make in the mall. and he feels like this is his big shot so he's putting every ounce he's got into it. so sad. so very very sad.

What a cheese ball. Is he for real?

that video is painfully arousing...why do i feel both turned-on and empty inside after watching it?

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the hoff dose it again...another awesome video

It just plain Hoffal.

Ha...number 6, you little beotches!

the hoff is good, the hoff is wise

Hoff fucked Barbara Bush in the ass once. The old one.
She kept yelling, "Faster, you meatball! Faster!"

Must I? I'm not sure I want to waste another few seconds of my life watching the Hoff embarrass himself. Why doesn't he just have a video of him banging MeganHarris, if that's what he really wants to do?

Now I know Germans are famous for their horrific taste in music, but COME ON.

this guy is a dope on a rope, Mr. york and tattoo should take his ass to fantasy island.

I like the Walmart rendition of this song much better... it's reasons like this I used to turn the volume down on Baywatch and just watch the girls running to the beach bouncing scenes.

I think the cheese industry should utilize his videos in marketing campaigns.

"Hooked On A Feeling" I could watch because he at least somewhat stayed in key. Not so here! I made it barely 1:20 into this one before it had to go. There should be a warning like "this video has sound, please turn your computer speakers OFF before proceeding." I can't even think of anything sarcastic, as my ears are still bleeding.

That is insane... Wow! He reminds me a bit of Carlton in Fresh Prince... Y'know, when he was signing and dancing... But that was comedy...

...and seriously, how many times does this man bite down on his lips when he's dancing?perhaps it's all those years experience from biting his pillow...

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Hasselhoff in flames. I like it.

Wow. If he's a hit in Germany, I wonder what them Germans are hitting... that Black Forest Buddha Bud must be freakin' strong shizz.

Damn you to hell, where is the sound? What good is the Hoff without his melodious voice? I didn't get sound on his last video either.

Such a tease.

I am quite certain his name must be logged somewhere on the National Sex Offender Registry.

Fact about the Hoff:

In the series Knight Rider, he did most of the singing on the pop tracks in the backround.

You know what? After analyzing these Hoff videos, I'm decided that he's really not a bad singer. The videos suffer from lack of direction and tackiness, but his vioce is fine.

Fact about Megan Harris:

She has the entire series of Knight Rider on DVD and she wove an indian blanket out of the hair on The Hoff's ass.

OMG!!!! I JUST recovered my hearing and vision after watching the Paris Hilton video...now this....sheesh good thing I didn't return the special keyboard to the institute for the blind...

*falling over computer desk* UUugghhh....It's okay..I'll be okay....

why don't you just come out and say what you really wnat to say Megan...that you are flicking your bean to the Hoff.

If I didn't already know the song and was hearing it for the first time, I would think the title was "Secret ASIAN Man" - his diction is as bad as his video........ and when is he going to go into a twelve step program to break the wristwatch addiction????

Personally, for pure laughs I like the one where he is flying around and dancing like someone stuck a poker up his ass....... don't remember hte song - I was laughing too hard at the images

who the FUCK told this idiot he could sing?

David Hasselhoff > Daniel Craig

At least the special effects aren't straight out of 1982 like his other videos... Too bad we can't say the same about his hair.

KIT should've ran him over...

This is hysterical. I love the part where he looks like a midget with the power pack on his back.

As funny as it is, I didn't make it to the end -- I found myself wanting to poke my eyes out with a fork.

Notice how he is looking thru the binoculars at the woman holding her breasts....he looks slightly confused and somewhat appaled by what he is seeing. Interesting...

The more I see of these "videos" the more I am convinced that the German people absolutely melt for public personas with warbly voices, exaggerated hand gestures, and excessive egos (Hitler, Hasselhoff). I love the subtle admission by the Hoff at the end when his face is superimposed on a woman's buttocks. It is as though he is admitting he is a big ass and full of shit. I would love it if MTV fucked him and nominated this shit for Best Video. Couldn't you see Hoff sitting in the front row, that shit-eating grin dominating his face as his name is called and he beats out Christina Aguilera, Pink, AFI, and Kanye West for the award? The chorus of boos and laughter mocking him as he walks to the podium to accept his award, his '80's inspired sunglasses glued to his head. It'd be great, but MTV's too pretentious for that now. BTW - You just know that the Hoff still decorates his pads with Nagel. Fucking meatlover.

Where *does* this shit come from?

he's never gonna top hooked on a feeling. :(
besides...Devo does it better (anybody could)

sigh. i want to have hasselhoffs babies.

Fact about Megan Harris: Worst fucking taste in music EVER!!!!!!!!

Fact about The Hoff: makes his own Moonshine and hangs out with Tom and various cocks...............

Does this dude hail from Wisconsin? 'Cause honestly...his affection for cheese is truly astounding!

So I've always kinda thought of the Hoff as that hairy guy who balanced out Baywatch, but ever since I saw that naked picture with the puppies I just can't wrap my mind around this guy. This video was freaken sweet. I'd have to say my favorite parts were the charlie's angel's type shot where he's aiming the gun and then he fades into a silliuette, the motorcycle riding, and when he plays the recorder. I bet you every morning when he wakes up, after his first shot of Jager, he looks in the mirror, runs his fingers through his mane of 80s hair and thinks to himself, "I am one one bad mother fucker." But it's all cancelled out by the fact that he probably can't fall asleep without the sound of his own gentle weeping.

This video makes me want to make out with Megan Harris. It's that bad.

I wonder if his balls are as beady as his eyes...

Edna, Megan Harris and the Hoff should have a threesome.

That kinda reminds me of my trip to Columbia.

is this shit recent? Awful

I pray to the Lord Almighty that that is the next theme song / opening credit song to the next James Bond movie. Please, baby Jesus, please let this be true. Thank you, God.

Ok, dont get me started on how bad the singing was, because it's been adressed. The thing that bugged me was the granny panty lines on some of the silouettes of the "sexy chicks" writhing around throughout the video. wierd

hmmm... was he thinking that he had actually come up with the next Bond-007 soundtrack?

the next bond movie will suck so bad, they might as well have a horrid sound track with it.
all i have to say is two little words that sum up the entire existence of the hoff:
CHEESE DICK.

Ok... is it possible for ur brain to explode twice?? i am quite sure my brain exploded when I watched the GET INTO MY CAR (singing very loudly) video yesterday, but I am sure I felt something burst inside my head watching this one too. If u keep up this Hoff video marathon, I will be walking around brainless and drueling very, very soon*cry* Thank god I live in Denmark and not Germany!! Although... when I watch these videos, denmark is actually way to close to Germany anyway*whine*

Is this real? I am serious.

This is the sign! Now I know the world is truely going to hell(or heck).

I like it. Something I can fuck too.

Secret Agent Man, Secret Agent Man....

fuck, now I can't get it out of my head.

He's off key just enough to make me want to kill myself.

make him stop! Pleaseeeeeeeeee

My man makes me so proud, he is a God, he is The Hoff. I would do anything for him whether it be letting him mount me and making vroom vroom noises while crabwalking around the room, or grooming his dingleberries with my teeth.
Papa, you cannot have me, no matter how much you beg you silly ho.

ummmm what the FUCK is he doing??

I think I'd rather hear K.I.T.T sing. He could probably dance better, too.

I've seen aging lounge singers with more class. Oh, wait, that's what he is....

eXtasyStef,

awesome! KITT singing! Why not?

Was this done right after he was escorted for being drunk at Wimbledon?

Rock out with your cock out..

I wish I never saw that video. Those women in it will never have a career in show biz, not with that piece of crap on their resumes.

Oh sweet lord.
That was worse than jump in my car.

Hello everybody.

I am from Germany and I have to tell you, that nobody over here still likes David Hasselhoff!!! He used to be very famous in my country in the late 80s / early 90s but that was a long time ago and nobody's buying his records anymore or watching his videos. (German MTV doesn't play them anyway)
He's is no longer a star and he doesn't have any hit records anymore.
Our taste in music is much better than you might think!

Wow. His voice - for one thing - really sucks. Really.

.......... *speechless

disgusting.

etan
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The Hoff's music makes Weird Al's music sound grammy worthy.

JayBee79 is right - the Hoff only had one hit in germany and that was like centurys ago, the current german chart are http://www.mtv.de/hitlistgermany/index.php and he is nowhere to be found ^^

OooooooooooK! um.
speechless..the comment about is face is spot on. and whats with the fire in every video he makes???
and i havent even gotten my daily dose of Jump in my car..this promises to be another hofftastic day... but no.. i need to get myself Dont hassle the Hoff t-shirt..
like seriously..

really, i mean it!

i want it!

honestly!

I think David Hasslehoff and Scott Stapp should have fight to the death for the title of "Lamest Asshole in the World". The smart money is on Stapp, he has God on his side...

Hey, Superficial!

You're starting to suck. What are you doing now, searching Hasselhoff under YouTube instead of posting? Shit man, anyone can do that.

Where's that rapier-like wit I grew to love and rely on so much?

I can't take this crap. This is the first music video that I felt like vomit was gorged behind my eyeballs from watching. Except for Britney Spears doing the pregnant photos, I would have to say this is one of the most obsurd things I've seen. Congradulations to anybody that made it through that video. I bet you have a stomach to eat haggis and other more than tasty items. But for the rest of us that don't enjoy blood curdled hot sick, somebody please make Hasselhoff get eaten by a shark on a Baywatch reunion.

I HATE THE HOFF, WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE????? what is even the purpose of this video? to make me want to plot his murder more thoroughly?

Does anyone realize that the whole "Germans/ Hasselhoff" thing was a joke started by Norm MacDonald when he used to anchor Weekend Update on SNL back in the 90s? At the time, Hasselhoff had a few hits overseas, so MacDonald had this running joke on Weekend Update where he would always take any news story and claim that it proved his theory that "Germans loved Hasselhoff." Then he would give an intense look (roflmao) like there was some sort of conspiracy.

Even though the whole "Germans love Hasselhoff" thing is a goof, it still doesn't make it any less funny. I mean, nothing is funnier than watching am entire nationality of people fume, "Why does everyone think we love Hasselhoff?" LOL...

*runs around naked screaming "Hasselhoff for President of the World!"*

Right at this very moment, there are hundreds of Arab prisoners at Guantanamo Bay who are being forced to watch this 24 hours a day.

Oh the humanity.

Hoff is a genius because he doesn't take himself seriously at all.

I think that silliness factor elevates his work to High Art

My god I love this man. The passion is so intense that he feels the extreme need to high kick the camera in this song ozzing with passion and emotion. Hopefully he'll keep making these videos so I can continue to feel superior to at least one celebrity.