Jul 10 2006David Hasselhoff "Jump In My Car" music video

First?! and Sweet Maria this rocks!

First!!!

OMG. He is painful.

He's lived in Germany too long.

You beat me ScriptRadar - yes, you do rock! LOL!

this is terrible. i just don't think i understand....why the hell is the Hoff so big with the poop-eating germans? i guess if you eat poop your taste in music can't be that great either...

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...followed by jumping off the nearest bridge....Note to SF: Please don't post heinous crap like this at lunch time!
He's the HOFF - dammit!!!!

That video is vomiticious!

I hope he's making fun of himself and doesn't actually consider this a real video (or a real song, for that matter). It's like 80s Elvis.

There was a discussion last week on a NYC radio show re: whether he may have starred in a soft-core porn video back in the 70's - may be true:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001327/

- see "Revenge of the Cheerleaders" a/k/a "H.O.T.S III", in which the Hoff plays a character named, aptly, Boner.

#5 (aka "okiedokie") I meant the video rocked. It hurts so good.

Grease 3?

Oh god, so scary. I wonder how Hasselhoff feels during these videos...

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

where can i find the words to describe what i just felt......

he hurts my soul.

and the weird girls singing are helping that much either. my think bone needs a break now.

he hurts my soul.

and the weird girls singing are helping that much either. my think bone needs a break now.

I had to avert my eyes out of embarrassment for him. I second #9. Please please let this be a joke.

The Germans are playing this over and over on every station, every TV channel, I bet.

"I think I just peed in my mouth and threw up in my pants a little." Osh circa May '06

Quote used without permission - but reflects my sentiments exactly.

HAHAHAHAHA

he forgot to dance ard with some german sausages. that wld have sealed the deal!:D

here they are: HE SOOO STOLE FROM Rex Manning !!!

HAHAHAHAHA

he forgot to dance ard with some german sausages. that wld have sealed the deal!:D

oops. sorry for the double posts. it jammed juz now

wow, he's had a lot of botox! and the chick he puts in the car is a poor man's adriana lima.

Kit must have been paid ALOT of high octane gas to agree to be in this embarassing waste of film and time. Either that or the car's a fruitcake too.

What. The. Fuck. Was. That.?

who in this tragedy is speaking for kit?
"the hoff" is an adult and can turn down being in such a vulgar display (anf for the life of me cant figure out why he didnt turn it down) but KIT. KIT is just a car. sure it can run over everything in its path. it can leave a path of blood and carnage in a tantrum like fit. but once it runs out of gas, it is again subject to the evils only "the hoff" can imagine.

I DEMAND KIT BE RELEASED FROM THE PERILS OF THE HOFF.
FREE KIT
FREE KIT
KILL HOFF
FREE KIT.
(chant with me kids)

#24>> yeah poor kit. i didnt even manage to watch the whole vid.

it's juz killing too many brain cells.

I sincerely hope he has embraced his schmaltz factor, much like William Shatner, and this is all meant in fun. Otherwise, this is painfully bad. The end, where he actually kicks the young chick out of the car because she lives too far - even going to the point of physically ejecting her - makes him look so out of touch. Like the Hoff is going to turn down fresh ass because he's going to put a few extra miles on his odometer. I'm sure K.I.T.T. appreciated it.

Et tu, Kit...et tu?

A better ending would have been Hoff looking smugly at the camera, lifting a can of Valvoline, and lubing up K.I.T.T.'s exhaust pipe.

A better ending would have been Hoff gazing smugly at the camera, lifting a can of Valvoline, and lubing up K.I.T.T.'s exhaust pipe.

No, a better ending would have come about 2 seconds after starting that hideous ordeal. That was by far the worst video I have seen in years, I mean come on the "fake" walking and "running" and don't even get me started on the gyrating hips and horrid dancing. and... OMG I just don't even know where to continue, so much is so wrong with that on so many levels............................

Wow, that was sad. They need to have a Baywatch reunion show w/the Hoff and Spam Anderson and call it PlasticSurgeryWatch.

My eyes and ears are burning. I ask myself why, oh why is he a judge on America's Got Talent? Apparently they saw this rockin' video. For the love of God.

best ending for that video: the hoff eyes another girl on the sidewalk, sure shes ugly as hell, but maybe she lives closer.
he calls her over and they make out, he bends her over kit's hood, and pulls down her panties to find balls.
then some sort of warning message about "if you see megan harris, please do not make out with megan harris because she has balls -sincerely, the hoff"

This is absolutely, with a doubt, the greatest fucking music video ever produced. He's got the moves, the music, and the women. You all are bunch of haters, and jealousy has consumed you. The Hoff should be elected Supreme Ruler of the Universe and this song should be our universal anthem. Two words- chest hair. No one rocks the chest hair like DH. Quit all the hatin' and open your hearts, and then get in his car. And if you play your cards rights, you won't get ejected by the Hoff's dope ride.

what.......the......FUCK IS THIS!!!?????

And to think this video has been edited!!

He cried during the American Idol finale...he's gay...and this video helps prove it!

The official anthem of creeps everywhere.

I am sitting here CRYING - from the video - and from the comments. Some of you really need to be PAID comic writers.

Jeezus!!! I'm going to have nightmares now!!

If that wasn't enough for you, he has another video out there.

Hooked on a Feeling - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-720650682163363570&q=Hooked+on+a+Feeling

2 things:

1) His eyes look crossed and like they can't focus on anything.

2) The real Kit had the steering wheel on the left. This must be Euro-Kit!

Paris Hilton's video was worse. At least this one made me laugh!

Hello folks. I'm from Germany and I'm terribly sorry to spoil your expectations but I haven't heard of The Hoff since this "Looking for Freedom" thing. He's neither a big star nor is his music played in our tv and radio channels. And what's this "poop-eating germans" about?

Extra points for the "Don't Hassel The Hoff" T-Shirt.

I'm gonna send this video to snoop dog and let him and his gangsta take care of this insult

How can one go on living after seeing such horror? I believe my life force has drained away in a futile attempt to avoid the reality of the existence of "The Hoff". There can be no God and a "Hoff" at the same time, it's a metaphysical impossibility.

The horror...the horror.

THIS JUST IN!:

"Jump Into My Car" named Germany's New National Anthem!

(Actually "Das Lied der Deutschen" isn't much better)

I guess I'm just weird (like you guys aren't?) but I thought it was hysterical. In a creepy, totally out of touch way, of course, but I loved it anyway.

He looks like a sexual predator. And what's with the Wonder Woman shooting stars? I am so very confused by this man.

that's awesome. he's fighting tooth and nail to hang on to that microscopic shard of sex-appeal he ALLEGEDLY had at some point in his life. Alright, Michael!

OHHHHHHHH ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!! MY FRIGGIN" EYES! MY EARS!! ARGGGGGGGH! >Takes no.2 pencil and jams it in eardrum. Pulls pencil out and pokes out both eyes.< No more, no more for the love of Satan, no moreeeeeee!

id kill for a dont hassel the hoff tshirt.

#48
I agree with you, it was so funny

And we were going to make fun of the hoff video no matter what it was like, so, it´s very nice it was so stupid !

I love how he thinks he´s so hot

#16: Thankfully, no, the Germans do not listen to this (yet), but they do get their daily dose of Paris Hilton, I kid you not.

i think some ones trying to sound like Elvis.
and 26 is right FREE KIT KILL HOFF

I am at a loss...

No wait,

What the hell is this? It sounds like Elmo wrote the lyrics...

Shit, I have nothing, I'm just at a complete total loss.

There is even a Making Of!!! Is this guy a relative of Tom Cruise!?!?! They seem all crazy to me!
See the Making of here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2088885157790085053

And to make matters worse, he's dancing in front of an American flag! Forget burning; this is why we need an amendment against flag desecration!

I just lost about 10years of my life.

What in God's name was that? I love cheese as much as the rest, but c'mon!!!!!!I only watched 12 seconds...and I'm not gonna get that back.

I'm coming out with my own video aimed toward "The Hoff" called "Jump in front of my car"................

I'm coming out with my own video aimed toward "The Hoff" called "Jump in front of my car"................

I'm coming out with my own video aimed toward "The Hoff" called "Jump in front of my car"................

Die, Hoff, die.

@45 - I bet Snoop Dog could make this song a hit. All he'd have to do is thug it out and say "my nigga" at the end of every sentence. Instantaneous #1 single, for shizzle!~!

This was freggin Hilarious! I loved it. I'm still laughing my ass off.

I love the HOFF!!

...and i wasn't lying on my myspace. I did meet him once.

@67 One day you met Ghandi too, and rubbed butter all over his bald head, didn't you?

@67 One day you met Ghandi too, and rubbed butter all over his bald head, didn't you?

I cannot believe this is even real. What is the world coming to?

They should use this for one of those "Don't get in an unlicensed mini-cab" ads.

No wonder he drinks so much!
If I were him I would have to be drunk to take myself serious. No, not just drunk but falling down, drooling, getting kicked out of Wimbledon drunk!

Oh yeah, The Hoff laying it down for all you commercialized ass bitches, let him get his flow on...

this is a joke ... right?

uh. two words: LOW BUDGET. was he drunk when he made this?

If this video and song is meant to be a goof as someone else suggested, then my hat's off to him.

But if it's not, may the Lord God have mercy on his delusional soul.

just have to kill this and make damn sure it doesn't rear
its ugly head again..please GOD

Oh-- one more thing: is the guy really that big in Germany, or do we have Norm MacDonald's evil genius to thank for everyone believing that he is?

no he's not big n germany anymore.

his, "i've been looking for freedom" was a big "german Bierhalle" hit. he's a "has-been" over here now.

Reminds me of Diamond Dogs-Era Bowie. Kudos to the production team.

I feel so dirty.

I want a shirt that says, "Don't Hassle the Hoff."

Hoff, get out of the music vid business. Stat.

That: low budget, even lower creativity standards.

http://www.grandstandinc.com/inv/David_Hasselhoff.aspx?OVRAW=cosmetic%20surgery%20david%20hasselhoff&OVKEY=david%20hasselhoff&OVMTC=advanced

I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or fall to my knees and start praying a novena to the patron saint of mental disorders for this sad, strange little man.

the hoffmeister....he done this for a laugh..right..?
right!!!???

i love how he casts a 20 year old hottie and then throws her out of the car. like that chick would ever hook up with him. then again - she did agree to do this video.... she must be hard up!

That man is begging so hard for a mercy killing...

Soon The Hoff will come out with a statement saying this was a "joke" so the public will respect him when his real music hits the scene. Then we'll ALL be sorry!

Man, though, who DOESN'T want to dance in front of digital wallpaper of themselves?!?!

He really isn't kidding around. Don't you people know who He is?? He's The Hoff!

I have the chorus stuck in my head and it's playing over and over.

Get into my car. do do do do dit! do do dit do do!
Get out of my car. do do do do dit! do do dit do do!
Get into my car. do do do do dit! do do dit do do!
Get out of my car. do do do do dit! do do dit do do!

For the love of God, someone shoot me.

i couldn't even get passed 40 seconds. good god! is he insane?! i mean, will anyone really get into that car of his with him? I mean, i'd rather hitch a ride with a psycho killer wearing a mask with a knife in hand.

I am mistaken or did those girls actually respond to him saying "I know you're gay!"...because that would be awesome!

I wish I could eject the images of that video from my brain as easily as The Hoff ejected that young-enough-to-be-his-daughter girl from his car.

Boy, this was a bad one. I just scrolled down the list of comments and noted that at least four people have fallen prostrate to the floor, begging for a merciful death to smite them after watching it.

kloo you're right about the gay comment - i noticed that too

Those girls are probably his daughters, I can't imagine how they feel if I feel dirty just watching it.
How desperate can he get?

#94 thanks for making my day!
Everytime I see this I'm going to laugh at that "I know you game" part

I just love a song that tells a story...

I think the girls say 'I know your game', which in the Hoff's case is to get really drunk, take your wife out for a spin on your motorbike, crash it leaving her paralysed and then divorce her. I would say this is grounds to hesitate before accepting a ride home.

Oh...my...god!!!! Did he just wear a shirt in the video that said "Don't Hassle the Hoff"?????

Too....many....jokes....head...will...explode.

OH MY GOD. this is just too weird.. especially in the end where the girl goes: you told me you were a really nice guy and Hoff goes: well i aint! and then the growl!!LOL

and...hot cup of Hoffee??? umm.. no thanks

he definately intrigues me. I hope he makes an album and then makes videos for all the songs. it would be hilarious.I am looking forward to the next video from HOFF tho.

but much better than Paris H.

I think it might just be for real. Watch the other video, it is just slightly better, and in better I mean less pathetic. I mean there is probly a total of 12 seconds of real music like footage on the second one, you know the time when he was on that boat, and could not move??

around the 59th second when he starts dancing, you can clearly see he has manboobs

Bah he is clearing taking the piss and able to laugh at himself.

Its too bad there are too many people who can't see it for what it is; a bit of a laugh.

The making of "Jump In My Car" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2088885157790085053

If he's not doing this whole horrible video thing on purpose he needs to get a new inner circle. And not from the same place Tom Cruise gets his.

second 2:44, he is a mutant alien. now *that* i believe!

#104. i think he must be taking the piss - there's no way this is serious. i agree with #49. he does come across as a sexual predator. i know, i know he's 'The Hoff' but i wouldn't get in his car. No way.

In other news: Alice Springs is about 275 miles/440KM from Ayre's Rock/Uluru although the signpost in the video says '10'. Stupid people.

Hmmm, a song that is basically mimiking the creepy guy waiting for you outside the club.....hey guys let's make a video for it! ALRIGHT!!!!

P.S. I think the phrase "Don't hassel the hoff" will soon be seen in the Oxford English dictionary. Only if I have something to say about it.

He should not be alowed 1000 ft. from schools, daycare centers or alcohol free proms

Please tell me this is not a home video of him picking his daughter and her friends up after a school dance?

Europe loves Hasselhoff's singing talents!his new single "Jump in My Car" is headed toward the top 10 on the British charts.
Can anyone believe this??????

OH Grandad hop in your car & take a hike PUKE big time

that's not for real is it? he just mad eit as a joke.
he's driving on the right side of the car!! and he has like 2 different cars in the video ¬¬

I must say... I LOVE IT!

The reason why, it's so bad - it's good :P

That has to hold the record for the most amount of cheese in under 3 minutes.