July 12, 2006
Christina Aguilera wears see through tops
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Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving the Ivy with her signature red lipstick and a see through top showing off her red bra. Although it seems like any candid photo of her from the past three years features her in a see through top. I'm not even sure if she owns opaque clothing. And why would she? She's a woman, not a nun. Follow her example, ladies. It's the fashion of the future.
More of Christina Aguilera showing off her see through clothes after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by RichPort on July 12, 2006 12:12 PM
DAMN!!!! And I thought my X-ray glasses were working...
2. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 12, 2006 12:13 PM
Ho Ho Ho merrrrrry Xtina-Slut!!!
3. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 12, 2006 12:14 PM
This bitch needs an image consultant... from this century. The "Slutty Marilyn" look is getting old... fast.
4. Posted by pop on July 12, 2006 12:14 PM
looks like her clothing might be from the rightsaidfred video shoot....and i think it looked better on those two guys...
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
5. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 12, 2006 12:15 PM
I would love to pin her legs behind her head. Give her rabbit ears, ya know? Then proceed to drill for oil.
6. Posted by penguinwaddle on July 12, 2006 12:15 PM
Kiera's dirty feet are more interesting than this story.
7. Posted by Sharp as a Marble on July 12, 2006 12:16 PM
Dude, WTF is up with her face?
She looks like something out of a 2nd rate wax museum.
8. Posted by Mr. Fritz on July 12, 2006 12:17 PM
Oh God, she is so fugly. What's with the makeup? She definately resembles Hatchet Face hear. Oh,by the way, TCLTC!!!
9. Posted by Mr. Fritz on July 12, 2006 12:18 PM
I was so overwhelmed by her ugliness, that I spelled "here" incorrectly.
10. Posted by Amanda. on July 12, 2006 12:19 PM
I guess when you pay thousands of dollars for something you have to show them off. Wearing see through tops is just Christina's way of modeling merchandise. All they are missing is the UPC.
11. Posted by DoItToIt on July 12, 2006 12:19 PM
forget christina. she looks like she always does. i like the girl's face on the right. she's thinking "nice ass christina..."
12. Posted by jane's eyre on July 12, 2006 12:20 PM
Oh, how prosh, her lips match her bra which match her toenails.
I think the shade of her spray-on tan is Not Found in Nature.
13. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 12, 2006 12:21 PM
In the headline picture the girl in the backround looks like she wants to tear that ass up, and I don't blame her.............
14. Posted by endometriorama on July 12, 2006 12:25 PM
sad clown
15. Posted by jemsinamood on July 12, 2006 12:25 PM
She's a pretty woman but apparently has the same stylist as Mariah Carrie.
16. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 12, 2006 12:25 PM
She just moved up one notch on my humpability scale. She now is a 1.
17. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 12, 2006 12:25 PM
She really likes her new tit-tays. Go on, gurl! *applause*
18. Posted by PapaHotNuts on July 12, 2006 12:26 PM
Who I am kidding, I'd fuck her during my son's baptism. On the altar.
19. Posted by pinky_nip on July 12, 2006 12:28 PM
She really is the "master of reinventing her look" isn't she?
BTW, WTF is up with Oprah's pants in pic #4?
20. Posted by rudesauce on July 12, 2006 12:29 PM
Ew ew. Hammertoes!
21. Posted by Giggles on July 12, 2006 12:29 PM
Are you sure that's allegedly someone famous? Looks like a $2 hooker on Sunset to me.
22. Posted by sharkbite on July 12, 2006 12:30 PM
I'm sure once her album drops, the see-through clothing fad will catch on.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
23. Posted by Justin Igger on July 12, 2006 12:30 PM
She would make a great addition to da Igger family, she jus needs to leave the wonder jew.
24. Posted by penguinwaddle on July 12, 2006 12:31 PM
#19 Thats an incredibly racist remark. How do you know that is Oprah, just because she is black?
I mean, I know they all look alike, but come on, have some class!
25. Posted by twzzlrgirl on July 12, 2006 12:31 PM
She looks kind of bored. And sad. This is how I make myself feel better about my boring existence -- see, even famous people don't look that excited. Xtina is living proof!
26. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on July 12, 2006 12:33 PM
If she was a stripper (if...) her name would be Fluffy LaBouche McButta. All strippers should have full, proper names as such - in a perfect world.
27. Posted by Haroof on July 12, 2006 12:34 PM
She's always been a butterface.
That bod/rack tho is impressive. Would love to hit that repeatedly.
28. Posted by Italian Stallion on July 12, 2006 12:37 PM
@18 you bang a lot of bitches in church don't you? You must be Catholic........
29. Posted by Glossed Over on July 12, 2006 12:37 PM
This would be news if she didn't show the world her underwear every time she steps outside. Time for a new schtick, Christina!
http://glossedover.com
30. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on July 12, 2006 12:39 PM
Does she have a "As-a-matter-of-fact-I-shit-only-rose-petals" look on her face in that first pic or what?
as a sidenote: If you say you wouldn't fuck her then you really need to reevaluate your sexuality. Hetero men and Lesbians alike.
31. Posted by Artemis on July 12, 2006 12:39 PM
So old! So boring!
32. Posted by jrzmommy on July 12, 2006 12:39 PM
she just has this look on her face like, Hmmph...Britney's finished...I win...fuck you.
33. Posted by penguinwaddle on July 12, 2006 12:41 PM
I agree #30. She doesn't look "bored" or "sad" like #25 suggests. She looks like a twatty bitch to me.
34. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on July 12, 2006 12:43 PM
i don't know - i think she looks ok. the tan is fakearama and the make-up has been applied with a trowel but the tops not really that bad. Where i live a person could wear that outfit and not be accused of being a hooker... She looks really miserable and bored.
35. Posted by YouWannaBMe on July 12, 2006 12:52 PM
Since she's so comfortable dressing like a $2 hooker... Is anyone surprised that she didn't just wear the shirt as a *dress*... with a thong? Just wondering...
36. Posted by jFp on July 12, 2006 1:13 PM
Ahhhhh, the usual gay snatch-haters are out today letting us know how they hate women.
Did anyone notice that last pic of the girl checking out her ass?
37. Posted by Nikk The Templar on July 12, 2006 1:16 PM
Oooof.
Too much make up....
Otherwise, she's not that bad.
She's TINY.
38. Posted by 18_snotty_kinnarude on July 12, 2006 1:34 PM
ahah, look at the dirty look that woman's giving christina in the background , jealous much ?
39. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on July 12, 2006 2:02 PM
Let me state straight up I would bang class back into her, however one can tell she is an uberbitch who totally buys into the diva bullshit. She hails from the Mariah Carey School of Cunt, and holds a master's degree in Madonna/whore studies. Say what you will about Jessica and Britney (dumb and dumber), but I don't get the impression that either of them are ice queens who could frost the heart of a ten year old boy with one glare. Xtina, on the other hand, looks as though she is not amused. How sad that she has to live in a world with the rest of us lame fucks.
40. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on July 12, 2006 2:05 PM
Her look's getting stale, but she outclasses Britney by a landslide.
41. Posted by ChickenScratch on July 12, 2006 3:02 PM
Nothing says "I'm Happily Married" like wearing a see-through shirt with a red bra to the Ivy...without her husband in tow.
The Superficial should be renamed "Fashion Police, if You are Wearing it, I will Report it".
42. Posted by ChickenScratch on July 12, 2006 3:04 PM
This is starting to become a Love-Hate relationship. One day I love it, the next day I hate it, but I just can't seem to get away from it.
43. Posted by RichPort on July 12, 2006 3:09 PM
Yeah she looks like a beeotch, but nice girls can't screw, unless of course they're closet bitches. She can do an openmouthed Lohan crotch dive on me and smear her clown paint all over my, lap until it looks like I have a reverse tan.
44. Posted by ValeWolf on July 12, 2006 3:11 PM
I don't like her drag queen make up. But hey, at least she didn't pull an Eva Longoria, right?
I love the face the girl in the back is making. Sort of like "Pffff. Skank..". lol.
45. Posted by ptprez on July 12, 2006 3:12 PM
someone needs to remind this bitch she's christina fucking aguilera...
i'd like to dick-slap that pout off her face...
46. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on July 12, 2006 3:22 PM
she DOES look like an inflatable doll!
47. Posted by cibby on July 12, 2006 7:35 PM
who'd want to see through that? Please, I beg you for opaquity!
48. Posted by TrannyGranny on July 12, 2006 10:59 PM
There are not enough hours in a day to hate this chick
49. Posted by funkygoldmedallions on July 12, 2006 11:45 PM
I would love to get a poke in the eye with those suckers. Fantastic whore.
50. Posted by Jade on July 13, 2006 12:17 AM
Ouch. That makeup is hideous.
51. Posted by jrzmommy on July 13, 2006 9:39 AM
she looks like a drag queen.
52. Posted by jayden on July 13, 2006 10:49 AM
Wow, what's is up with the rodeo clown makeup?? She needs to lay off the peroxide and the orange makeup. I wonder what she really looks like under all the paint?? I bet it ain't a pretty sight!
53. Posted by jayden on July 13, 2006 10:50 AM
Wow, what's is up with the rodeo clown makeup?? She needs to lay off the peroxide and the orange makeup. I wonder what she really looks like under all the paint?? I bet it ain't a pretty sight!
54. Posted by energy_guru on July 13, 2006 10:55 AM
Now there's a girl with style. Would anyone be sad if all hot girls dressed like that?
55. Posted by jFp on July 13, 2006 11:38 AM
you people are gay.
she is walking by flashing her rack and you want to bash her makeup and hair......
hehehe...
56. Posted by Praz on July 13, 2006 6:27 PM
That's so hot. Oh, she has a face? I didn't even notice.
57. Posted by clown on July 14, 2006 1:56 AM
She looks like a transvestite, a transexual, an hemafrodite, or whatever mixes up two genders in a person.
Is she going to perform at Cirque du Soleil?
Does she think she is the new Marilyn Monroe?
She is smug and pathetic!
58. Posted by slinkhard on July 14, 2006 4:32 AM
55, not everyone here is a heterosexual male. Sorry to blow your mind.
59. Posted by xplayoboyx on July 16, 2006 3:53 AM
at least she looks good in it today i saw a girl wearing a similar shirt (see thru) and she couldnt have weighed less then 250lbs it was so gross
60. Posted by Z on July 31, 2006 6:31 PM
LoL what's more funny is how critical all you idiots are. From far away you couldn't even notice her red bra, in fact for her, she looks quite sober. "$2 Hooker"? If these pictures are your way of saying she's dressed half-naked then you are seriously out of line. She's covered up!
And damn, I didn't think people pay so much attention to makeup! In all honesty, she's a gorgeous and talented artist. Please get off Christina's back. It's ludicrious, LOL