Jul 27 2006Christina Aguilera changes her look

Why isn't she naked?

I will only be interested when Christina does her first double penetration shot.

Doesn't matter...I'm always undressing her with my mindseye anyway.

Does she go to the Ivy every night? She never seems to be anywhere else.

Why oh why is she married to that ferret-looking man?

All her see-thru clothes must be in the laundry, awaiting her ferret-man to wash them.

She reminds me of Little Red Riding Hood.

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It is imperative to the survival of this website that an Aguilera gangbang sex tape be found. Pretty please?

@2 - you bastard...you just mentioned one of my biggest fantasies and I know you live around here.....oooo...I'm all hot and bothered now.

finally.
These people need to stick to what they're good at. Being good looking then saying dumb shit so we can make fun of them.

She knows there are millions of people drooling over her pictures wanting to bone her. So it looks like she is playing her part well. The look on her face tells it all. I appreciate that level of effort in women. Alot of women walk around with that look that says "fuck off" "don't want to be a sex object". Man, I hate bitchs like that. Those are the ones that always gripe about not getting enough sex. Then they turn into lesbians and act like the men they hate.
Girls need to learn how to be Hot. Aguilera
is a great role model.

There's still something very wrong with her knees. And the only reason she looks half way decent in most of those pics is the lighting...the last one in the car she looks like a shit covered rat on downers.

I think she looks great with the natural lips... the gloss is great on her!

I'd hit her 3 times. Once in each hole.

TCLTC

So the new look means no more red lake #5 lips? Sweet.

11. 'A shit covered rat on downers?' i like the description but i don't think it's appropriate to Aguilera... Sounds like someone's a jealous hater to me!

#8, meet me at Arlington station with Tranny. We can go to the Park Plaza hotel and take care of that itch in a major way......

I didn't realise there was a third Hilton sister.

If only Christina would give herself to me she would know what a kind and generous lover I am. And after I put the video of our loin-to-loin union on the Internet, all of you would see what a kind and generous lover I am, too.

As someone who hangs out with entertainers, it's nice to see someone who's not always "on."

She looks good here. And I like that she is with that funny looking dude. That means he treats her well.

I can't complain about this one at all

I think she should have a wax manequin made of this look. And have wax Christina sitting on a wax of fat Brittanys ass.

Anyone can look more refined when they aren't wearing assless chaps, a pair of panties with the word "Dirrrty" monogramed on them, and five or six sweaty, half-naked black guys dancing around her.

Christina should come and star with me in a remake of the movie

Mandingo

Marilyn Monroe used to wear her hear like that as well. Christina looks like she is just going for a more classic look in her life. Sexy, but classic movie starlet. I myself love that look. I think she is beautiful.

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@16 - Okay..we'll meet you at Arlington station but only if we can do it on the T.

Too bad she has underdeveloped calve muscles.......What? It's hard to find nice shapely calves!

still cant get over paris bathing in poop.christina is hot though. better than before.

@15...not jealous by any means. She has an amazing voice, but she looks like shit. The fake tan, the fake boobs, the nose job gone awry...these are all things that she did to herself to make herself look like shit. She used to be cute. But those days are long gone.

wow...she looks really beautiful. i'm a chick and i'd hit it.

She looks amazing! And I really love it that Britney, who everyone use to think was so much hotter than Christina, is a big fat Cheeto eating fetus factory.

she is beautiful and talented. i'm so glad to see the old christina coming back!

She's gorgeous when she wants to be. Compare her and Britney in the past, and then compare her and Britney now, and she looks even better. I'd rather be Cheeto-free and married to a ferret man any day.

Now THAT'S a classy woman!!

Aww she looks cute

Aww she looks cute

HE does look ugly,but Xtine looks very very cute

$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can't paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don't even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It's all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

Oh wait, there's a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

She looks mega-fine. You porkers on here are jealous.

$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can't paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don't even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It's all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

Oh wait, there's a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can't paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don't even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It's all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

Oh wait, there's a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can't paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don't even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It's all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

Oh wait, there's a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

See, now that's what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)

See, now that's what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)

$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can't paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don't even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It's all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

Oh wait, there's a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

See, now that's what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)

I covet those shoes with all my clitoris.

I say she's not drunk, she's stoned.

#32: "Compare her and Britney in the past, and then compare her and Britney now"

Ok: neither has ever, in their lives, had a decent song. The rest is irrelevant.

@32, alright I agree about the cheetos but being married to a ferrett man goes a little far...When Christina says she never thought she would get married, she means she never thought she would have married someone as low down on the looker pedastal as this ugly fuck

Does she ever smile? In all of here pictures, she looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

If I woke up as Christina, the first thing I'd do is masterbate in front of the mirror.

Does she ever smile? In all of here pictures, she looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

Does she ever smile? In all of here pictures, she looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

Does she ever smile? Look at all of her pictures. She always looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up to their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up to their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up to their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up to their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

Does she ever smile? Look at all of her pictures. She always looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

Does she ever smile? Look at all of her pictures. She always looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

@25, if that happened, the Boston Globe will make us instant celebrities. Then the Superfish will write shit about us...and everybody will spend their working days trying to write something witty and funny about us...except a few COOBs on here....

Does she ever smile? Look at all of her pictures. She always looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

I'd make fun...but I don't know what to say.

She just looks....nice. She's not being an attention whore, gettingin a fight, comming out of her top, flashing panties.

But I bet she's still bowlegged...ha

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up to their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

Been busy - so just skimmed the story - but I don't think I would want the guy, 'hanging out' and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
And he shouldn't be braggin' to K-Fed about it.

Does she ever smile? Look at all of her pictures. She always looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up to their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

Been busy - so just skimmed the story - but I don't think I would want the guy, 'hanging out' and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
And he shouldn't be braggin' to K-Fed about it.

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up over their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

what I would do for her:

I do this thing I call "nownonowornow".
I like a long slow windup before the pitch with a girl I really want to impress. So I do a slow snuggle undress thing that always has the juice's running. This leads up to the "nownonowornow" where we are in a hug and I lay up the bone between us. They feel this monster reaching up over their navel already and wonder what the hell it will do inside. I'm kissing the nipples and then slowly start kissing down to their belly. They feel the head of the beast sliding close to the opening and then...I start moving it away back up to where it was letting it thump/pulse on their belly. Then I repeat this several times before business begins.
It's always great when they cry "please now now".

Yep, I'd stuff xtina...she'd love it too.

Been busy - so just skimmed the story - but I don't think I would want the guy, 'hanging out' and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
And he shouldn't be braggin' to K-Fed about it.

Dear SFguy: WTF? I get temporarily banned from this site for using the F word? There is way worse written on this site that in no way could be monitored just be searching for the typical swearword you tards!! Besides if I want to call Christina Aguilera's husband an ugly F*** I'll call him an ugly F*** cause that's what he is

Wow. I've always thought she was hot. Anybody out there want to Dirty Ribiero her?

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I'll go first. Damn she looks hot here.

She didn't change her look. She just isn't wearing bright red lipstick and she opted for false eyelashes instead of black liquid eyeliner. She's got a zombie-like expression on her face.

Wow. I've always thought she was hot. Anybody out there want to Dirty Ribiero her?

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I'll go first. Damn she looks hot here.

She didn't change her look. She just isn't wearing bright red lipstick and she opted for false eyelashes instead of black liquid eyeliner. She's got a zombie-like expression on her face.

Wow. I've always thought she was hot. Anybody out there want to Dirty Ribiero her?

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I'll go first. Damn she looks hot here.

Wow. I've always thought she was hot. Anybody out there want to Dirty Ribiero her?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Ribeiro

I'll go first. Damn she looks hot here.

Wow. I've always thought she was hot. Anybody out there want to Dirty Ribeiro her?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Ribeiro

I'll go first. Damn she looks hot here.

Wow. I've always thought she was hot. Anybody out there want to Dirty Ribiero her?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Ribeiro

I'll go first. Damn she looks hot here.

Been busy - so just skimmed the story - but I don't think I would want the guy, 'hanging out' and Jacking his LaLane in my pool either.
And he shouldn't be braggin' to K-Fed about it.

Does she ever smile? Look at all of her pictures. She always looks blank, like a robot....hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn't the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken "knee" picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I'm on to something.

Wow. I've always thought she was hot. Anybody out there want to Dirty Ribiero her?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Ribeiro

I'll go first. Damn she looks hot here.

C-La is so cute. All u haterz have alot in common with her: she hates you too. But what's that clown doing in the background? I don't notice any air conditioners nearby that need to be installed.

I need a nuprin.

If being hungover is the new stunning, then I must be the most beautiful woman on the planet, which would explain why men are always passing out in pools of their own ejaculate whenever I enter a room. It would also explain why Jagermeister is good for you, in case you had ever wondered about the nutritional value of Jagermeister.

Question: If U see a guy with a gerbil's tail hanging from his back side does it mean he loves the cock?

wow, my beast is so heavy it caused a temporal rift.

For those of you with short attention spans - this site now features instant replay.

If you see a guy, and only the gerbil's tail is hanging out, then he is only bi-curious, because if he truly LTC there would be no trace of gerbil as his ass would've eagerly engulfed the whole animal. Now if there is a dog tail sticking out of his ass that means that he is either very super gay or that he is part man - part dog: in which case he probably likes to eat pussy all day with salt and pepper.

I think Fugurself likes the cock. FLTC!

@90, You are right! I love my cock when I insert into wet, beautiful and fun women. U wouldn't have a clue about that, will U?

I fucken love this bitch. She's hot, classy, sexy and cute all at the same time.

Christina stop making me doubt my sexuality!!!

And by the way - what's with all the multiple posts??? Really annoying

Why do celebs always ride in the passenger seat? Are they really so important that they can't be bothered to do something other than talk on a cell phone and look pretty? Gah!

Did the Superficial Guy really use the word "stunning" to describe this chick?
I guess we all know who he is now... Lance Bass. Very homosexual.

@90 - no, that would be ME that loves the cock. I'm the one with the mad double penetration fantasy.

@91 - I've never wanted to take public transportation more than I do right now.

Can't make too much fun of these pics unfortunately, but........Nice tits.

@96, Zanna U are incredibly funny!! I walked past this church on Commonwealth Ave..and the pastor's message for this Sunday is "The Bleating Sheep."

ewwwwwwwwww she's still grosssss

@98 - I wonder if anyone ever bleeted on the T before.

Is there a new game here at the superficial that I wasn't told about? Who can be the biggest fucktard and have as many repeated posts as possible?? I might as well get started. I usually do pretty well in fucktard olympics.

Christina is HOT! I'd eat her cornhole and ask for seconds.

Is there a new game here at the superficial that I wasn't told about? Who can be the biggest fucktard and have as many repeated posts as possible?? I might as well get started. I usually do pretty well in fucktard olympics.

Christina is HOT! I'd eat her cornhole and ask for seconds

Jane, Stallion, Pinky and Kirdylee...you've all been called out by Hannoush just now. You may want to retort.

Christina is sexy as hell and not only can she do what she wants, wear what she wants, but the chick can sing like no one else!

@89

too fucking funny, oshie. i think i hurt myself on that one!!

is anyone else a little freaked out by the t-mobile ad?

what is that fucking blue thing? the result of a wookie and smurf experiment?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14065706/?GT1=8307

Too funny. Honey, there isn't a breast that your son or husband would not mind seeing.

what the fuck's up with the multiple posts?

her husband is the "every man" hero of 2006. God bless him

She looks really good. Goes to show that only looking semi artificial does a girl more good than taking the look all the way.

i liked it better when her clothes were translucent at best!

You know you've arrived when your idiotic comments from one story - move over to the next one... Repeatedly..
It seemed sort of 'cute' at the time...
bUT...Then again... it could be a tech problem.
Or something.
Perhaps I should be getting out more.
( Grasshopper - If your career started out in the 'Mickey Mouse Club' - be prepared for a few detours - Confusedious )

#89, Osh you and Zanna are two of my favorite ppl in this fucked up world. I laughed so hard that I had to fire my boss. Now he is asking me if I can stick a gerbil in his ass. Keep the laughs flowing. I heart you.

How did she have time to douse her body with self tanner before getting in the car? I'm surprised they didn't get a photo of that.

she is a beautiful women with nice glowing skin tone

Just goes to show you that not being entirely naked can be very sexy. And Christina is generating more hard ons with her clothes on than ever.

Score me in that camp too. She looks great. I like a chick who is looking great and unhappy and miserable because she is talented and wonders why she married some dude.

There's a divorce coming just aroudn the corner.

sweet she looks normal

Who the hell posted this? Reads like a PR release.
Stunning my ass,
She looks like a Chola that just finished her prison conyugal visit wit' her baby-daddy.

118 finally a voice of fucking reason. stunning? give me a fucking break. she looks like an average girl wearing way too much make up that should lay off the gwen stefani thing.

I would hit that like a red headed stepchild. Hey to each his own. Some of your are chubby chasers who deplore petite chicks. Some of you like chicks you can pick your teeth with, like Nicole Richie. And some of you pretend to like chicks but are secretly thrilled that Lance's lance is officially on the market. Whichever... if you're hetero and have a pulse, you'd hit it too, extra make up and all.

#71. I call bullshit. Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck-a-doodle doo! I dare you to ban me from your fucked up site, SF guy. Fucktard!

And if I want to share my love of funky male genitalia with the world, and publicly worship the manaconda, in all its forms, then I dare you to ban me for that too!

@107 - I like how the woman in that article says that the "breast is a sexual thing". she must have forgotten the REASON we even have them IS to feed babies. The rest is just a bonus.

keep...hitting...refresh.....but no....new story....can't...hang....on...much....longer.

i bet she has big nipples

I told 'Fugurself' that he likes the cock and he said I was right. FLTC!

she looks like shes afraid to show any sign of emotion because she doesn't want to make any wrinkles from expression.

"classy" doesn't really come to mind when I think of her. "chaps" and "layers of pancake makeup" do.

actually I don't know. the outfit is kind of cute.. but I think she needs to tone down the hair a little bit. it screams pornstar

What is with her channeling various movie icons from the golden age of cinema? It's like she's having some sort of identity crisis after she woke up one day and realized she looked like a $5 hooker on a bender....man, her husband sure is ugly.

she looks almost normal. remember when she had those crazy eyebrows

This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??

http://www.perezhilton.com

Perez is the new shiznit!

I see a dirty carpet in a Rolls. Someones been slacking at getting their car cleaned. Oh yeah, Christina's hot too.

I don't know if she is horribly unhappy with her rodent husband, a stuck up b****, or just had some teeth knocked out, but I have yet to see her smile.

Dang, girlfriend is looking GOOD! I'm jealous of her fabulousness.

She's still Skank-a-Licious and I'd hit it 4-sho!

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she can look good. just... not when she tries to too much.