Jul 17 2006Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro separate

Care Not!

Is nothing sacred?

I'm actually kinda bummed.

Shocking!

she found out he was gay and he found out it was Dennis Rodman that blew out her vag.

Huh, so these two gals decided to separate. They made such a nice lesbian couple. They looked, real, you know what I mean?

what a pity.

Huh, so these two gals decided to separate. They made such a nice lesbian couple. They looked, real, you know what I mean?

what a pity.

He is more groomed than Carmen. Says a lot.

DNLTC

Is it just me or does Dave Navarro look like a homosexual genie? I think I'd run if he started talking about rubbing his magic lamp in my presence.

It all started to unravel when Carmen saw Dave dancing with Gay Vito in the leather bar in that Sopranos episode.
That, and he constantly stole all her cosmetics.

Uggh his goutee is so fucking ugly.

Why is Carmen so attracted to men who are sexuality questionable?

Surprise, surprise.

Next thing you know, we'll find out that Suri Cruise doesn't exist.

WHAT??? SHE DOESN'T?!?!?!

::slits wrists::

carmen can do better anyway.

NOOOOO! Not another Hollywood couple hitting the rocks! I thought they were 'soul mates' according to the biography channel. Er. I mean. YESSSSSSS! Boo yah. For all of you ladies out there that can't stand it when their man looks better in eyeliner than they do, then please step aside. There is nothing wrong with a guy who can work the stage makeup.
I do, however, draw the line at the men that paint their toenails. That's going a tad too ghey for me.
Seriously kids, did we ever expect this to work?

I don't know what is wrong with you people... Dave is a hot piece of ass. But then Carmen is too... I have the same taste in AND women? Is that wrong?? Aw fuck it, I'll let them make a sammich with some extra spicy Trophy Wife filling... even if I'm filling both Dave and Carmen with my mongo-vibrator... mmmmmm, good times...

Is it just me or does he look like the evil emperor- Ming, the Merciless- from "Flash Gordon"?

Not that i think carmen is a prize, but can anyone really be shocked by this?

Navarro prances around in low rise jeans presenting a overgrown forest of pubes for the world to see..

Aww, he's much prettier than her...

that must be the reason.

Hehehehe, Ming the Emperor indeed, good call chupa.

"I can't believe it's over!

Mommy, you said the man with the eyeliner would love us forever!"

I knew it. That guy has a weird gay vibe. He really need to tell the world he's a big homosexual.

What I love is how this bitch has worn white in all her weddings. Is gonna be such a joke when she does it again next year.

It just goes to show, no matter how hot a woman is, she can still have man problems. In fact Inside Edition did a story on that fact tonight. Carmen now joins Halle, Christie Brinkley, Uma, etc. on the "10 Most Unlucky in Love" list. Kind of gives the mortal plain-Jane women of the world hope. As for Dave, does anyone remember when Jane's Addiction first came out and he used to dress like Raggedy Ann? He was no hunk then.

The dude's a faggot (no offense) and last I heard faggots don't like eating pussy and we all know how long a relationship will last if you don't lick the cooch. Let's just say you need a sprinter's stopwatch to time it. Carmen I love you even though you've had that ugly monkey Dennis Rodman up in you.

Carmen is a skank. She can now hang out with Paris the Herpes Whore and Tara "no class and no ass" Reid.

8., 21., 23. Yes indeed, DNLTC.

Interestingly, if you add the linear inches of all the schlong Navarro has swallowed, Manson, Kiedis, Farrell, ... the total is exactly twice the IQ of Bill Frist, three times the IQ of George Bush, and one fourth the cost in pennies of a libturd salad with extra dressing.

Um, duh. Wives usually leave their husbands when they figure out they've married gay men. Plus, she's relatively yucky.

LAST!.......YEAH !

So, like, letting TV cameras film every moment of your married life is a bad idea?

http://glossedover.com

Carmen Electra has unfortunate taste in men, TAFKAP, Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro, ... but she has a nearly perfect ass, and isn't that really all that matters?

I am so shocked by this development. Just shocked.

So sad. So fucking dirty "unfortunate" taste in my mouth SAD.

OMG NOOOOOOOOOO How could this happen? I mean it's sucj a shock! I am soooooooo speechless.

Next thing you'll tell me is that Britnet is preggers again!

It's the marriage-gone-reality-TV-series curse: Nick & Jessica, Carmen & Electra. Who's next Whitney & Bobby?

She's an old skank with no bladder control and he likes tounging with Tommy Lee. Big surprise. Who gets custody of the crotch crickets?

Ever since I read Navarro's book wherein he trashed the memory of the sad, dead Jennifer Syme, I have hated him. I want him to die unsung from a heroin overdose and I hope several people who were hurt by his self-aggrandizing allegations piss on his grave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he edited it out of the book when ARC (advance reader copies) showed some incredibly negative feedback for all the sh*t he wrote about Syme, but that he decided to slag the memory of someone he professed to have loved like a sister so he could get some mileage out if it makes me ill.

I should scan the damn thing so people can see what a nasty little bitch Navarro is but he'd probably sue me.

Too bad he kicked the habit. He should be dead. It's not too late. And when he dies maybe someone will write a book trashing his memory except in his case he will have deserved it.

Carmen Electra is not my idea of a good time but she could troll a bowery at closing time and find a better mate. The guy who licks toilets for a dare would be a better choice.

This guy looks like a cross between Richard Chamberlain (get it? cross? Richard Chamberlain? c'mon people!) in 'Shogun' and every idiot teen/ twenty something goth kid who cuts themselves when they're unhappy. Except he's older and gayer. This is about as surprising as TC loving TC or Dennis Rodman going down on himself. She's the kind of chick that when she says she wants to take it slow, she means you'll be getting head in the restaurant parking lot right after the meal. I guess he couldn't handle a classy broad...

Looks like Carmen may be needing the Sybian Sex Machine like the one she rode on the Howard Stern Show. Pics at the following link bottom of page-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sybian-vs-jetaime.htm

These two were never meant to last.

He'll end up with someone like Lucy Lu and She'll end up with one of those thugs from
Ultimate Fighting like Tito. So predictable!

@ 35

Dave Navarro wrote a book? Excellent. I hope he includes his brow-grooming techniques.

My husband grew a little goatee-thing in 1990. I distinctly remember my very proper southern mother-in-law telling him that it needed to go, because "Franky, sweetie, it looks like a pussy."

He shaved it off that night, never to be seen again.

The End.

He still cries at night due to PTSD from hearing his mom utter the word 'pussy'.

They're getting joint custody of the venereal warts.

I just don't care.

I'd like to know how this can be an amicable split. Wouldn't they fight over who get what make-up?

These two...split? I've lost faith in true love. THERE IS NO GOD!!

I heard on the radio this morning that he already has another girlfriend. The radio commentator said the new girl is fug.

I like Janes Addiction but I have a feeling Dave's Addiction is penis. Not to mention he looks like a wax figure all the time but I would have to say I'd fuck his ex-wife....................

how sad. though i think us weekly was predicting it a few months ago. will there ever be one hollywood couple who will survive? just ONE?! though if i had to put my money on anyone, it would not have been on this couple anyway...

#45

nice - i tend to question my faith when bad things happen to good people like these...i also believe tom cruise is straight

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Tara Patrick is a dried up old fag hag. I knew that chick was a crazy skank publicity whore when Prince first paraded her around in the 80s. Dave Navarro is homosexual midget who sleeps in a coffin. I bet their whole marriage was a publicity stunt.

Whadya expect when you marry a nasty slut that wears too much makeup?
The joke is that they're both nasty sluts that wear too much makeup.
I just broke it down for you. You can thank me later.

The picture describes everything that went wrong with their relationship.
Carmen enjoys 4 fingers shoved up her cunt, while Dave NEEDS a fist shoved up his ass to achieve orgasm. Without orgasm, there really is no love and without love, it's tough to keep a marriage together.

is not one else concerned that he hair makes her look like jacquelyn smith in this picture??? i wonder if he is the one who left.

I see in Carmen's future, better makeout sessions with Victoria Silvstedt...

Oh yeah, that's the stuff...

I LOVE Carmen Electra. Could care less about Dave Navarro - narcissistic bastard.
Anyhoo, she's gorgeous, he's not. Bound to happen to someone so sweet and sexy.

Didn't they send out pictures of themselves on morgue tables as wedding invites? Foreshadowing is a bitch.

When did Carmen Electra start looking like Courtney Cox in 1995? That hair is repulsive. All the while she's thinking "this guy packs other men's fudge"

Has anybody seen the Tenacious D video for Tribute, with Dave Grohl playing Satan?

Dave Navarro would've been a way better choice, and he wouldn't even have to put makeup on.

@ 36 Rich... He does look a bit like Richard Chamberlain and he also looks like the Mother fucking Son of Svengali!!! and he has a mad scientist lab in his basement where he invents aphrodisiacs that work really well on incredibly stupid ass chicks who love to gobble 12 inch Alabama Black Snake. How else would you explain it?

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@#35...she did marry the guy who licks toilets on a dare...reference the picture of Dave and Tommy lee kissing...

Prince and Dave Navarro need to duke it out in Celebrity Death Match.

The scenario is Carmen can act as that fake cheesey slut who is basically naked and hold the signs up for each new round - that won't be TOO hard for her.

And the other two flamers can slap at eachother and poke out eachother's eyes with mascarra brushes.

Are stilletto heals a form of Chinese foot binding torture? That might be a good way to kill the opponent.

That or steal his Clinique Bonus Bag right out from under his rhino-plastied nose.

The way Dave Appears reminds me of Donald Trumps Hair or Jared Leto's Eye Liner...i.e. none of their managers or Yes-men around them have the balls to say "You look fucking ridiculous, knock it off"

I mean look at the guy, he looks like Satans Gay Younger Brother.

C'mon...everyone knows that after you hit it for a year it gets old. Look at all the gorgeous women in Hollywood who have husbands who cheated. It's because these celebrity marriages are based on sex...and when the sex is new...the lust factor is so high they mistake it for love. When the lust wears off, and it always does, then there is no other basis for the relationship.

Rule: Whenever you see a HOT piece of ass walking down the street...odds are there is a guy tired of banging her.

@62 Satan's Gay Younger Brother, ha ha!

Lusciousfer?

#63 "Rule: Whenever you see a HOT piece of ass walking down the street...odds are there is a guy tired of banging her."

Truer words were never spoken.

She's the kind of chick you purposely cheat on, degrade, and get into fights with... just for the make-up sex.

uh, am i wrong or is dave navarro just hot as fuck?

i mean im all for making fun of any dude that wears make up, but thats one fuckable fag.

(btw before you call me gay, im a chick)

they really loved each other deeply though. it's true. they had a reality show about it.

61 - I am cracking up at the clinique bag thing

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS: I LIKED THEM AND I THOUGHT THEY WOULD LAST.

I'm being totally serious. No, I am. I am that lame. I'm sorry.

62, that is the best description of Navarro's looks I've ever heard. Kudos.

He really does try to look demonic in a gay sort of way.

NO WAY!!! Im Gonna Kill Myself ¡¡¡

Well thats a bit upsetting...but its ok...now is my chance to move in on her :o)

ummmmmm NO wonder!!!!!!!
i WOULD OF DONE THE SAME IF I SEE MY HUSBAND MAKES OUT WITH TOMMY LEE!!!