Mad Tv is fucking shite.

She should be the one apologizing, for being Britney Spears.

She died her hair black? How goth, how Marilyn Manson = bad mother.

her baby looks like the goodyear tire cartoon. as do most babies. oh and she looks like a witch. a trashy ass trailer park witch.

That apology sounds like the apology John Cleese makes to Kevin Kline while being held out of the window by his ankles in A Fish Called Wanda!

They should have issued the non-apology "I'm sorry you feel that way."

Since it's off to the right - anyone else think that Adrienne Curry is an immature, unstable, ugly cunt? How in the hell did she win ANTM?

Is it just me, or does it look like Sean Preston never gets any bigger?

I am still stuck on the stupidity of Jamie-Lynn Sigler but I think this also applies to the genius Britney.

I think stupid should wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid."

That way you wouldn't rely on them would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."

Eg1: Last week I got out the T-station in Boston and it was pouring with lightning and thunder. A woman who came out of the T with me looked at me and said "Oh my God, it is raining." I couldn't resist I just looked at her and said "no I thought someone was peeing from the top of that building." That's your sign.

Eg2. Girlfriend and I were traveling to NH for the weekend and had a flat tire. We pulled into Aamco and the attendant says "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist. I said "Nope. No, I was driving around and those other
three just swelled right up on me"...... Here's your sign.

Haha suckers.

And why the hell would Britney go after the National Enquirer? No one should have that much time on their hands.

@3 - Where have you been? She's had her hair died like that for weeks now.

@8 - North Station, South Station, Haymarket or Aquarium?

I just logged back onto the page and read the headline too quick. thinking it was a new post titled,"Britney Spears Gets a Lobotomy" I was a nanno-second from leaping with joy.

You know it's about time Sean Preston started takin' some personal responsibility here. He, is the one that keeps parading around with this woman, he's the one that keeps drinking the cheetoh flavored breast milk, he is the one that keeps getting his ass wiped by this woman.

I'm just sayin', he's not that innocent, look at his smug face.

#11 Arlington station on the Green line.

Uh huh of course it makes total sense for them to apologize. They got the scoop and now it's time to save on the lawyers. But yeah right their marriage rock solid?

http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears-husband-secretly-planning-romantic-duet-with-his-ex/v/2638/

that baby is cute - very cute and i love him

@14 - I got in a jam with the guys at the bagel cart at the top of the stairs at Park Street Station once. Also watched a homeless person feel up the statues on the Common. good times...good times...

Re: #3- "black hair"= "goth"= "Marilyn Manson"= BAD Mom (???) I am overwhelmed by your obvious lack of intelligence and faulty logic! How ridiculous!

FYI: Not that I am a fan of the Enquirer, but apparently (at least more so than the other gossip tabloids)they actually research their stuff and much of it is based on truth-this is according to the credible Vanity Fair magazine and its reputable journalists. Maybe THAT's why a star like Britney might actually give a crap what they print. That is called logic-go to college or something...

I apologize to my cock for ever having thoughts of screwing britney...

Bad bigponie, you should be whipped.

#17, Just to piss everyone off, I have decided to sell girl scout cookies on my way to work on the Red Line. And when we change to the Green line, I wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers....good times

They actually ran the article early. It was pre-written the date of their marriage. The only question is will she apologize to them in a couple of months from now when they get to re-run that article? The longer she stays married to the wigger king, the more imbecilic she appears. It's like mathematical theorem. The length of their marriage squared by the drop in her I.Q. equals PIE. If Britney read that, her only question would be apple or cherry.

@ 13 - thanks for putting "Oops I did it again" in my head for the rest of the day.

@ 7 - Jacq, you forgot gross. Her wet farts that reduce Peter Brady to agonized jello is the epitome of sexy. I can't wait for the episode where she shoots her tampon out like a ping pong ball right into a visiting Greg Brady's merlot.

BLACK is the new BLONDE, bitches!!
However, she's just not quite able to pull it off. Sadly, it's more like one of those movies about people under witness protection. *Brit Brit grabs a box off the store shelf* "Hmm... I wonder if K-Fed's going to recognize me NOW"
He probably didn't, that's why the divorce hasn't happened yet.
@#22 - bwahahahaha! Wigger King. Haven't even heard that term in YEARS, let alone to describe K-Fed like it's meant to do. You made me laugh!! :D

#24 - Do post-op transexuals get their period? I am glad someone agrees with me. MY brother always says that she's hot, which leads me to believe that he TLC.

#16 - Do you "love him" love him? I am just asking, I too find myself falling in love with babies who aren't related to me or my own. It's an epidemic.

#13 they were going to name him damien...
cos he always seems to know what's going on
...and ordering people around

now that's spooky in a one day old

...and it's been that way ever since

don't punish me for speaking out sp

notice how, in the photo...
he's actually got his arm
...round her back
...his hard on her back

pushing her forward

bugger suri and piloh
i think we have our miseyer

#26 love him love him
now i'm getting images from

the wonder years...

That baby is really cute and Britney's hair isn't.

#'s 27, 28, 29

Were you, by any chance, a participant in the Stanford Prison Experiment?

#31 is that by any chance related to...
the west sudbury largeass experiment
cos i recognise your style
and although
only a
visitor
i could see
that you were prouid
and clear about your laregeass

go with the flow babe : ))

O.k., 27, 28, and 29 are just freakin' scary. I thought I took some bad drugs there for a minute.

That is the ugliest baby on the face of the planet. Never before have I seen a baby so ugly, it actually makes its mother look uglier then she actually is. I love the look of resignation on its face.

Yes, I have a large ass. I also have a large duck, a large pig, and a large liger.

It's a farm out here, you know.

:)

or a zoo, whatever you prefer.

:))

3, no no no, she's dyeing her hair in a futile effort to look like Angelina. In her tiny feverish mind, looking as much like Angie as possible will make people perceive (or mistake) her as being the same sort of mom.

5. It does! It really does!

And you know, the people who sue are the ones who protest too much -- it's just that arrogant megacelebs like Britney don't want anyone knowing that their marriage is dying until they are DAMN READY to tell. So if the truth gets out, they freak out and sue. How dare the masses know, even though everyone has guessed since Day 1!

#1 Mad TV is shite. Mad Magazine is tite. Isn't that cool how I rhymed it and spelled it wrong?

Does anyone else think that baby looks like a child version of Fred Mertz?

Britney is just bizarre these days. Now she's got some love fascination thing going with tigers.

http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears-bizarre-new-love/v/2721/

#40 -- I saw the article on People's website and read Brit's nauseating poetry. Pregnant, hormonal women should save their incoherent rantings for their husbands (or mannies in this case).

And, she has a fascination with animals, huh? Big surprise -- she married K-fed.

Is it just me or does her child look a little bit like the baby from the 70's horror Movie "It's Alive"?

http://www.bumpinthenightproductions.com/burpinbaby.jpg

Ya damn straight they should apologize 'cause we all knows that Shitney and AssClown are's gonna stay to-geth-er foreva.