Jul 28 2006Anna Kournikova eats way too much

Not as fat as Nicole Richie. Now THAT'S one fat bitch.

Thanks superficial... for destroying the last stronghold of delicious num-nums forever.

I am glad to see Mr.'Ficial working so hard today. What did he join the group of cool kids that have abandoned this site too?

This person looks as if she's ready to topple over from the weight of her bag.

Ladies: Eat something! Please!

Excellent post, way too creative. I've got nothing else to say.

I think the best way to increase your fame these days is to just stop eating for like a month. It's the surest way to super-stardom!! You'll be on the cover of Star, Life & Style, In Touch and USWeekly in the same week. Everybody's doing it! Apparently 14 in kidswear is the new 0

Jesus, she barely fits on my screen!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

wonder how she likes having the body of a nine year old boy

I don't get it...is she too fat or too skinny? Sarcasm or extreme retardism?

Never mind her.

What happened to Enrique? He looks like a twelve year old kid.

That Spanish singer she's dating looks younger and younger each time I see him.

Plus it doesn't suit her figure as he's got big shoulders.

HOLY skinny bitch Batman....

The girls got mighty fine heroin arms...

http://www.exposay.com

Lots of skinny b*tches out there.. take a look.

http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=anorexia

That's what happens when you marry a gay.

How is she still moving under her own power? Is she hoping for a modelling gig for a medical textbook, or does she just want to be cast in the next Holocaust picture?

I think Enrique has super slimming powers in his ejaculate. I've got to get a hold of some of that spunk!

Did she get those bow-legs by straddling someone elses wide, child bearing hips?

that kid looks like such a little euro-fag too. White socks, doofy sneakers & european football hair.

no ass AND she's carrying a kid around? thats alot of baggage.....

...
...
i'd still hit it

Anna Kournikova used to be my ideal body. Now she's fired.

And this is a woman who writes a HEALTH & FITNESS column for Elle magazine. Meh.

Holy fuck-bag!!!

When the hell did she get so skinny! When did this happen? Last time I saw her she still had a nice figure. She was a hoe-bag, but she had a nice fugure. Is she snorting coke? Is she still an athlete? How can you play tennis if you're too weak to lift the racquet?

Someone help me understand this!!!

Also, she looks like that Dharma chick in those pictures.....

what's that girls name....jenna elfman there you go

Her purse are way bigger than her buns. Why are these girls getting skinier and skinier! I agree with Polypam. How can she be this unhealthy and write fitness and health article on Elle. WTH

i'm just glad she dumped molester for the midget/crutch she is with.

I always knew she wasn't a real athlete.

Wow, she is way to thin. Her legs remind me of a prostate massage sex toy called the Gemini Probe. Weird.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/prostate-massage.htm

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SHIRT!!! now she is extra hot.

Yeah, but think of all the money she's saving on x-rays. With nothing left of her but bone and sinew, there's no way a tumor could hide out of sight.

Hey, why haven't we heard from our cock-loving friend 'Fugurself'. FLTC!

I don't know if I'm a "cool kid" but this site used to be a bit more edgy IMHO. Miss the old Superfish dude

Maybe she can't be talented (she never got a single trophy), but she sure knows how to be thin! That's just as good as being famous these days, right? Right?

another lollipop, but, not a gaunt sunken in one. her face is still wide....?

Come to think of it, I haven't heard anything about Enrique for a while now...maybe she ate him.

Does anyone see the size of the smile on that kid's face? It's as though he is the conquerer of Russia, which he might be given that her vagina is at almost the perfect height for him to snack upon. And, I don't care if he is 8 years old. It is a proven fact that all 8 year old boys have fantasies about munching on the snatches of famous hetero female tennis players and hot female teachers.

Scrutinizing these sad pics of a woman who was once the ideal of fit, who was firm where she needed to be yet curvy with a nice ass 'n tits combo, has given me an epiphany of sorts. The reason why Auschwitz chic is all the rage in the entertainment biz is because all these women date, or are married to, closet homosexuals (disguised as metrosexuals). They starve the fat off their curvaceous asses and drop cup sizes like a fielding Bill Buckner all in order to attain the ultimate goal - the body of a thirteen year old boy. All to salvage the sick love of their cockdreaming "men". Seriously, mass public aside, how does Enrique "I can cram 2 cocks in my mouth" Iglesias allow Anna to fall this far? How do any of the guys who date these chicks permit them to lose their sensuality? Because flat chests and no asses go better with strap-ons. You can quote me on that one.

anna k. works out in my gym and she's drop dead gorgeous and totally in shape. these pics don't represent.

shut up, fisher, no one cares.

Goddammit, what is it with these formerly hot babes turning themselves into skeletons? I've had an assload of this NAMBLA-inspired trend and it's time for it to be over already.

Got to agree with #3 and #5. This site is becoming a victim of its own success, i.e., resting on its laurels, i.e., lazy. Infrequent updates and unfanny moderator comments are becoming the norm. The only reason I drop in anymore is for the occasional nip slip/see through/upskirt shot.

Sorry to bitch but seeing one of my all-time fantasy girls looking like that is making me cranky. Goddammit.

She must have left her ass in her other jeans. Damn how i love saying that.

Is it the pictures or does she massive hairy forearms? Is that a side effect of bulemia?

Her face looks swollen. I've read that happens when a bulemic throws up too much. Gross! And SAD!

i'm going to hop in my wayback machine to a time when she was totally awesomely hot

She's been starving herself trying to get rid of that double chin. Hasn't worked yet.

I guess she figures that the skeletal look has been so good for Mary-Kate Olsen's career.

Ummmm, gross. She looks horrible. What is going on? What is with all these skeletors walking around? She used to be a beautiful woman, now she might as well be a tuning fork. Who told her that was attractive?

In regards to this site, yeah, I don't know what's going on now. This used to be the first site I visited every day. Now, it seems like it's barely updated. Whoever is running it needs to decide whether they're going to get serious and post more, or just shut it down.

she is a GIANT!! look how she dwarfs her man Enrique! He looks like a little kid next to her!

I wish I could have back all the sperm I wasted on her over the years. Thank god I still have Beyonce.

@38 You know how some guys like their chicks to fatten up a bit so no other guy will be attracted to them? Well maybe its the same kind of thing, but the opposite end of the spectrum. Maybe he's afraid of black men being attracted to his girl, so he told her she was getting too chunky so she would be like all these other lollipop celebrities. Who knows, but in any case, there seems to be a problem.

The 12 year old boy she's with has bigger hips than she does.

...That fat hoe...How dare she!

Is she still playing tennis? What happened to girls being proud of being athletic? This is retrograde action for sure...

For all you people who are up on current events.

Kornholeakova has been retired for three years now so no she's no longer an athlete.

#55 She no longer be an athlete, but she'll always be an athletic supporter.

Did this dumb bitch learn nothing from LohanDJOB? Put the baby fat on so all of us adults can pretend you are still 18 and carrying a little babyfat. If I wanted to fuck a stick figure I would nail Katherine Hepburn.

Okay. I take that back. Ana, will you forgive me? How about a Dirty Sanchez? Just for old times. Come on, don't be that way. I liked you better when you only spoke Russian anyway. Bitch

Now THAT'S a fucking shame. She was gorgeous back when she wasn't anorexic. That damn media, with it's influence and all that.

#37 You've got it all wrong. That's the smile of a Russian kid who's seen his first Big Mac.

Who's Anna Kournikova?

she'll be fat again, guaranteed. she looks great though.

I think she ate a Skittle. You can actually see it.

I think she ate a Skittle. You can actually see it.

This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??

http://www.perezhilton.com

Perez is the new shiznit!

This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??

http://www.perezhilton.com

Perez is the new shiznit!

This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??

http://www.perezhilton.com

Perez is the new shiznit!

are you serious? she is retired????? i used to have a receptionist job and i couldnt get the phones worked out just right. but even though i spent a year or so being crap at my job, i still have to work. what makes her so much better?? -- ok i dont follow tennis so i cant say that she was crap, but other people say she sucked. and if her acting skills are any indication, i can see it.

p.s. to unwashed -- genius, genius theory. genius.

38 and 68
yes but if you look closely
it's not that they are trying
to look like boy for their partners

...it's that
...boy
...is coming home

and move out of the way :)

[he said i could put in an optional
lol bitch, but we decided not to
he's long gone. what was the question?

Just curious herbiefrog. Are you a guy or a girl?

Holy. Throw the girl a fucking cheeseburger or somethin'.

A burger really wouldn't hurt

unwashedmasses, I'm pretty sure I love you.

I've come to the conclusion that these women get skinny to make their partner's **** appear to be bigger.

looks like the Nicole Richie diet is attracting new celebrities.

she wants to play model, but the girl is 25 today, more so, she only looks good when wearing addidas of bathing suits. (so F.. hot)
don't try to still "Natalia Vodianova" 'job Anna, you simply can not.
Anna was reading a book about "how the world would be if fat women were hot.." something like that, I saw the picture on kournikovaimage, the website. the exact book title is written.
Anna loves herself but does not like her shoulders now that she quit tennis (for reasons I question)that's why she is losing weight.
take a look at the picture, you'll understand, she looks nothing like a high fashion model, com on !

She does not know what to do with herself now, seing super Martina on the court again sharapova and the others, younger ans stronger. (good for her, cause she is a real brat who though she'd be queen forever)
Anna 25 high fashion model, look at that face, she can lose weight it will not get any better. You have a rond face, don't try to change it.
Hair, body, curves and youth is what she should preserve and not try to become someone else.
go back to your old style Anna, we love you tanning on the beach.

Enrique, bouhh this guy is a 12 years old kid, I though I was the only one to think so. therefore he F... them all.
this guy is just a little playboy, I mean, they match for sure.

http://img116.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kournikomodelbr3.jpg

I love you Anna, well the way you looked cause I don't know you.
Lucky girl.

oh my god!
what a fat ass!!!!!!!!
almost hit me in the face...