Jun 22 2006Victoria Beckham wears short shorts

It's nice that while hubby is out earning a living playing in the world cup that she is bringing in supplemental incoming by "Whoring in the streets of London" (Nice heels/short combo)

Bitch

Bitch!

Oh, I forgot to add, "Would"!!!

third. i h8 how Victoria thinks she's "all that" just becuz she married a pro soccer player with mohawk-ish hair. thats just plain retarded. to me, she's just a normal-looking woman walking through the city wearing tight-tight shorts that just about show her underwear. which is what she is.

I just can't get past her nose. Fix it, already!!

her husband is definately the hotter of the two.

Maybe she should insure her legs for a billion dollars... They look WAY better than Mariah's

Many thanks @1 for taking the time to spell correctly - even if it meant possibly losing FIRST. Gracias!

....and to Posh - YES - it is your job to keep in shape when your man looks that good and you are a kept woman!

that woman is such a troll. shes like teri hatcher attractive..which is illusionary attractive..not at all real attractive once you seem them in real life.

"she's just a normal-looking woman walking through the city wearing tight-tight shorts that just about show her underwear. which is what she is."

And GOD BLESS HER for that.

Would she could inspire more!!!

god, she used to have a face of a woman...she looks like a drag queen....crack will do that to you. I can predict the rehab headlines in a few years that their kids will be producing "mom was a plastic slut, who looked like a whore..when she talked, she couldn't even open her mouth..gave me nightmares so I decided to smoke orange peels...it went from there"....

Nice shoes. And I can't lie: I would like my legs to look like that.
And it's football, not soccer. It's only called that in USA.

not gonna hate. she's got an ass ugly face and no boobs but her legs are smokin hot.

Pig-Face Barbie comes with everything you see here, laxatives and diet pills sold separately.

She's a prune with legs, a rich prune with legs (Spice Girls money!) - once she was hot, now she is not.

I love camel toe. I just blew my load.

ddaammnnn ssstttiiccckkky kkeeyyybboooaarrrddd.

#1 - I love her shoes - say what you will about her - but her shoes are fantastic.
#2 - God damn she has a big head! I realize that her head is probably not even that big, but on her freak tiny/skinny body she looks like she could topple over at any second. Better not use any bobby pins in her hair - they might pop her giant bubble head!
#3. Her shorts are not even cute - it's like she's wearing a child's pair of shorts.
#4 - Why has no one commented on her VEST! She is wearing a VEST for shits sake people!
#5 - gammanormids - it's not just "soccer" in the US. It's "soccer" in Canada too - do you people not play (north american) "football" over there?

she'd only be hot with a paperbag on her head.....her thighs look like bones with bulge bags....heels make everyone's legs look good....rich or not...her skin is terrible.....

Fake tits - check
wig - check
big sunglasses so no one can see how sad I feel everyday - check
even bigger bag to hold my ginormous dildo because my husband fucks other men - pricelss

she definitley has that big annorexic bobble head thing going on.

now that is anorexic! she's just a bit smarter than nicole and actually goes to the gym, so it's kinda hot. seems to me though that it's really pathetic to have an eating disorder when you're that old. get over yourself already!

Sorry, can't talk crap about those legs. I would rip them off and impale her with one of them to have those. I'm 5'3" and I think her legs would probably come up to my chin.

But those shorts are ridiculous.

At one time Posh Spice was hot. That was a long time ago....

Why is it that every emaciated d-list celebrity (Nicole, Olsen twins, etc...) thinks that wearing those enormous Jackie O solar shields is attractive????? WTF!!! Maybe it's the closest thing to a mask that they can wear...even so a bag over their head would be less distracting

That face isn't pretty, but the body is amazing and let's all just admit that. That chick knows how to wear dangerously short shorts and a pair of hooker heels.

Good GOD, she looks hott! Anyone saying otherwise is a hater...to quote Ari Gold from last weeks episode of "Entourage," "Baby, I am going to bang you so hard we are going to dent the head board! I am going to bang you so hard you are going to walk funny the next day!"

Let's hug it out bitch!

Jeez-us lawd! Nas-tee! She looks like the later episodes of SITC when Sarah Jessica would wear short-short shit post-baby. It looked a little flabby and definitely like chicken skin.

Love the Louboutin's, but someone please tell her that vests are PLAYED OUT! No one should be wearing stuff that I wore in eighth grade anymore - what's next wearing ties again?

oh yeah, and they don't call it soccer or football (or futbol) in italy. there it is called calcio, which is the same word they use for calcium. fucking italians. but that aside, we're allowed to call it soccer here in the usa because football is the name of a DIFFERENT (and better) SPORT!

denim underwear is in.

#13 - this is a US website so zip it zipperhead. And quite frankly, if you're going to be picky, it's also called FUTBOL. asslick.

Holy fucking shit! Biatcho is back!

the triumphant return of biatcho!! wheres mamacita?

Victoria looks like she's been turned-out.

#18, yes, and in south america we call it 'american football' :)

#23, I am 5'3" too, that's why I would wish to have those legs

And I don't know whether she is in London or not... she was in Germany two days ago, (shopping, big surprise!). The news said she spent like $7.000 for every minute she was shopping alng with some friends. I suppose if you have nothing else to do with your life, that's the only thing you do while your husband is sleeping with the nanny.

No idea who this is but it has hooker shorts on and is wearing those funny glasses with a pig nose attached.....
Must be a parade or something........

It does look thin... I don't bone fat girls but if they are too skinny it hurts when I hammer my tool home.

She's dressed like a Picadilly Square streetwalker because she promised the entire English soccer team a gangbang if they made it to the next round of the FIFA World Cup. If they lose, her hubby Becks gets the honor... of satisfying the entire team. Needless to say (they are English), half the team wants to win, the other half wants to throw the game.

I would fuck her 76 different ways, just as longs as she promises not to sing.

P.S. - it's nice to actually see somebody on this site besides Paris Whoreton, Hohan or the other skanks. These pictures didn't make me automatically cover my crotch in the hopes of warding off the super herpes.

The phaaaantom of the opera is heeeeere....

Not hot. Not hot at all. With her wannabe Beyonce weave and pug nose, she looks like she's screaming for attention. Even Jessica Simpson (gasp!) looks better in short shorts. I'd like to fold her in half, stick her in that stupid blue bag, beat it against some London pavestones a few dozen times, then ship her in an unmarked box to Spain. Then she can do a Rod Stewart on the 'football' team there, although she shouldn't get her stomach pumped because she can apparently use the protein.

I thought that first photo was from Angelina Jolie's recent trip to a refugee camp where starving children live. Then I saw the shoes. And the handbag. Both scream "look at me." She should be saying "feed me."

Homegirl ran face-first into a plate glass window and slid waaaaaaaaaaay down.

#31, I am not picky, but there are people here from other countries, aren't?
Well, soccer, whatever. Say hello to your SOCCER team now it's returning home earlier...

#43 - you see we're the US though. We don't care about other people from other countries so you lose that argument, hands down.
And we're all extremely upset that the SOCCER team has lost - you win that one, big guy! Maybe we can shut down our entire country and have a national holiday because their time in the World Cup is over just like the rest of the "world" does. Or we should riot and shoot people & kill everyone who goes against our team like all of the other civilized followers of football do?

She really bears a startling resemblance to a Peruvian mummy. Or one of those bog-people. Something to do with her nasty, brown, leathery-looking skin.

By the way, they also call it soccer in Japan.

If she thinks that's sexy we must give her some advice, she looks disgusting like there's not skin in her, muscles or something she looks terrible and she must go to the doctor:S, if i were beckham i will be concerned about her

something is wrong with her upper lip. it doesn't look like she can close her mouth.

#36 - there is no Picadilly (sic) Square, so don't go around referencing things you don't know about

@36 Suck my dick you stupid Motherfucker, that is all, carry on.............

All English people smell like horse farts and they piss in their tea because they think it makes them smarter than everyone else.

Discuss!

@50 - my husband is English and he smells like 'product', he NEVER drinks tea and he IS smarter than everyone else.

Okay - Today is his birthday....Remember to ask me that question again tomorrow!

Wow. Those shorts are so short that you might be able to see her ass - if she had one, that is. Gymorexic much?

Cleveland Brown

#15 - HILARIOUS!!!!!

Seriously though, her legs look pretty good, but that chick needs someone to shove some food down her throat.

8 lbs...that'll do it.

I always find it funny how Americans could give a flying fuck about British celebs. Except of course when they move to the US and take roles that involve them speaking like Americans, in which case we just stand outside of their 'flats' and call them 'wankers'.

It's nice to see Michael Jackson's transformation into a woman has been a complete success!

Seriously, who goes shopping in crack-dwelling shorts and shoes that high? And then they wonder why the paps don't leave them alone. That outfit has 'I want to make the front pages of the tabloids, but look as though I really just want to be left alone' written all over it. Still, nice pair of legs.

WINNER of the 2006 Miss BUTTERFACE title

Was that a fly buzzing in and out of her mouth?
Her yap being constantly agape makes her look more stupid than she already likely is.

She seems to have left her ass in her other pants.

The Crypt Keeper should wear short shorts more often.

#60

Her ass plays 'football' in Spain.

she doesn't look as bad as ya'll are making her out to look! She is kinda skinny, but she is obviously fit! she could stand to grow a bigger ass, but hey let's face it.....God blessed one white girl with a nice booty and even Brittney can't show hers off right now cause she's pregnant again!

#60 i agree, she had to have left her ass in the other pants!

I'm 5'10", so I wear heels for recreation, not actual height. It is a really wierd feeling to look around in a room or at the gorcery store and realize that you are the tallest bitch in the room. Someone ought to send a pair of those to Tom Cruise. 'Cause he's short AND a bitch.

Jacq, I'm 5'10" too. God, like I needed yet another reason for us to hook up.

her Thighs look like a gazelles.

Kudos Jacq, I got you by 2" and it is a weird feeling sometimes.
But it is totally fun to stand next to a short man that you know hates your guts because you're a woman and way taller than he is. I love Napolean Complexes.

18

I bet those shorts are Brooklyn's old jeans that he grew out of. She just cut the legs off.

Skeletor looks horrid as usual, but you have to give her some credit for consistency – she's been on a bad mood non-stop for the past 10 years.

When teenage girls are anorexic it's stupid, but funny.
When women this old are anorexic, it's sad.

and funny.

@48 - There actually is a Piccadilly Square. It is part of Piccadilly Circus, Google it, and don't lecture about things you don't know.

*Sigh*... Again with the cinder-block 1970s granny glasses on skeletal women, making them resemble not so much human beings but flesh-colored bugs.

No tits. No ass. Bony legs. No curves, no hips, no figure. That's a man Baby!

Nice to see a bunch of you fags come out online.

Giggety, Giggety, Giggety. Aw-raaaaaaht.

i guess people think fake tanner + eating disorders = perfection these days.

You know...if my legs looked like that, I'd probably walk around in short short and heels all of the time. However, the rest of her isn't so great...get her a sweater and a face mask and it'd be perfect!

Who said something about insuring her legs because they look good? No insurance company would want to insure her legs, unless she stays in a cushion covered house to protect the legs from breaking when she falls over from undernourishment.
Well... they could insure her legs for a fortune and silently pray that she doesn't fall ;-)

gammanormids and everybody else: The name of the game is "Association Football." That's what the FA stands for in FIFA, "Fédération Internationale de Football Association," the French doing their adjectives (and other things) backwards.

Some places shorten "association football" to "football," and other places shorten it to "soccer." Most of the English-speaking world calls it soccer: The USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa all call it soccer. Since this is an English-language site, we shall call it soccer here.

Didn't Becks buy her a really expensive vibrator for when he's away?

I read that somewhere.

And Lawd Jee-sus in Heaven....someone tell the walking Louis Vuitton bag that I'm sick of seeing her mad wicked crazy bunioned claw like feet all the time.

#37 and 70 - just because something you type into Google comes up with matches it doesn't mean it exists. Like "ghosts", or "Mischa Barton's tits", for example. I have a London street map and there's no Picadilly Square.

Give that bitch a sammich!

Dig the ho shoes, has-been. Where's the bag for your face? Oh, it's that blue Birkin on your arm...

Yeah, sure...Picadilly Square, right around the corner from Whogivsafuck Plaza. Douchebags.

r.e. the pix, what a fuck-muscle that must be. Betcha she could kegel your crank right off. I'd hit it just to find out.

78
I think it was supposed to be diamond-encrusted. Wonder what it's crusted with NOW.

I'm only 5'8"...

She is toit...toit like a toiger...grrrr...

but she earned it.....she has great legs...and I envy that...plus she's getting banged by David Beckham...and I envy that...and she is stinking rich and I envy that...damn!

Hip-hip hooray for amazons! I am pretty amazon, if I do say so myself... even if by boyfriend does call me Sasquatch.

#82...

I bet all the diamonds fell off from the swamp rot in there.

Victoria is working it! I think you are all jealous that you dont look like her. GO GIRL!

She used to have a healthy glow about her. See picture

http://socialitelife.com/images/beckhamtits.jpg

Now...holy crap, someone should show her a picture of Whitney Houston and warn the poor woman. Twiggy thin is not pretty or feminine.

Remember the movie Mars Attacks? Victoria played the big haired alien prostitute.

Holy shit! All this time I didn't know who this was but just looked it up...now I remember her....but damn....does this fruit salad head have aids or something? This street walker doesn't look like that old spice.

#87: Those who say the phrase "Go Girl" or "You Go Girl" or "No You Din't" will be REPORTED by Edna Spermbank!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god....oh god.... what is that THING??!!!!

there was a pic of her in our local paper hangin out with Cheryl Tweedy at an English World Cup match. Cheryl Tweedy owns Victoria Beckham.

who in christ's good name is Cheryl Tweedy?

#13: When the rest of of the world talks about "football," meaning what's being played in the World Cup right now, they're using an abbreviation for "association football." When Americans use the phrase "soccer," they're… using an abbreviation for "association football." It's just just kind of dumb and ignorant and prejudiced to say one is more right than the other.

"It's not 'SODA'—it's 'POP'!!!"

#95
"It's 2006, not Happy Days circa 1955". It's fucking SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

64#-65#

Hey you two sweet things... I'm NOT 5'10" but I am 6'1"... work out aggressively, and have been told that I have a tight muscular physique for a 32yr old... might you two lovely ladies also consider me for your future "hook-up"... I could play the -meat- in the middle of your "love-sandwich"... watcha say!?!?!

Nice picture of a she-male.

Sigh, remember when she used to be considered the "pretty" Spice Girl?:
http://www.fament.com/kitten/group7.jpg

Now it's this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_shots/images/20031202_victoria_beckham.jpg
Ack!!

Here's a photo of Piccadilly for the weirdo who doesn't think it exists (???) Hope it shows:
http://www.thinkmediaink.com/Images/ps.gif

Piccadilly Circus is a famous traffic intersection in London's West End in Westminster. The "circus" refers to the circular open space at a street junction. It's close to shopping, entertainment, is centrally located, and has the status of a major traffic intersection, making Piccadilly Circus a busy meeting point and tourist attraction.
Importantly, because of its proximity to Soho, the Circus was known in the past as a significant meeting point in the underground history of gays in Britain, especially for prostitution and easy, anonymous sex.
Saying "it's like Piccadilly Circus" is used in the UK in the same way an American would refer to Grand Central Station. OK? :)

in the south they call everything coke.

as in:

"What do you want to drink"?
"coke"
"What kind"?
"sprite"

she looks HORRIBLE!! hahahahaHAHAHAHA

she seems to have misplaced her ass somewhere or maybe she let reese borrow it.

Ugly cow: Queen of the chavs.
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/celebrity.php

Even though this site should make me laugh, some of these comments made me want to die.

#100 - the "weirdo who doesn't think it exists" was referring to some other weirdo's comment about "Picadilly Square". I refer the honourable poster to comments # 37 and 48 respectively.

Where the hell is she going, dressed like that?

She both gives and kills hope for all us poor people with one blow: yes it is poss to have a hot (if emaciated body) after 3 kids; but no, it is not possible to 'uncrocodile' your chops after too much sun/acne. Damn.

Clearly she is on her way to plastic surgery hell. I give her about 3 years before she has the face of a lion, the body of a poodle and the vagina of an elephant. Happens all the time with these kept wifes. They have all this time on their hands and all they do is shop and look in the mirror until their self respect and any realistic self-image they have completely disappears. JOIN A CHARITY FOR TWATS SAKE

She looks like an aborigine. It's the nose.

Yeah, she's really ugly? You people are so full of shit. Anyone of you would club a bus full of baby seals to either fuck or look like her.

#101: Further proof that everything in/from the south is retarded and hillbillies should be euthanized. done.

WHAT'S IN HER BAG??? What in the worl could someone so tiny be carrying in something so big---BECKS????

#110

Nah, the little furry white fuckers would live to see another day, or possibly get mauled by polar bears. There is nothing remotely attractive about this stick figure of a woman.

I hope to God that's not an Hermes.

We all hope to God that you don't have herpes either Nikki.

Shit, it IS an Hermes.

For those of you who don't know, Hermes bags in that stlye (Birkin) are around, oh, $35,000.

Yeah, thanks. Most of read US Weekly, Nikki, we got it. But thanks for letting us all into your pathetic life knowing that you strive to one day own a hideous bag that costs more than an average car. We all know you only own Jaqueline Smith handbags from KMart but are desperately hanging out a clubs to find your Sugar Daddy. Now go get your mani pedi and get out there sister!

Her skin's starting to look a wee bit leathery and tight. In a few years Hermes (or whatever those French fucks wanna call it) will be able to make a bag out of her.

Ew.

Don't women usually look a little bigger after they have kids? It's like she's removed her hips completely. No ass, absolutely NO curves. UGH.

Makes me appreciate my big hips...thanks for giving me some sex appeal.

And now I have that old Spice Girl song in my head...what was the name of that damn "Zig a Zig Ahhh" song??? If you wanna be my lover? OH GOD that's annoying.

If I were Becks, I would have slept with *any* nanny too. Hell - she looks like a stretched out slice of beef jerky.

One thing no one commented on:
SHE IS WEARING A friggin VEST and nothing UNDERNEATH it |on top| of the cutoffs, high heels, and ginormous blue bag. I think she may be a whorrific robot.
What the ----?????

she is so ugly

COULD SUMBODY PLEASE SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THIS WOMAN'S HEAD? SHE LOOKS LIKE A WALKING SKELETON, NOT TO MENTION HER FACE LOOKS LIKE HALF/MAN HALF/DOG.

Hey Niki (#114),

You can own one too, for only £101.99 - but you have to act fast!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Magnificent-Blue-Hermes-Birkin-Togo-Leather-Bag_W0QQitemZ160000747902QQcategoryZ63852QQtcZphotoQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

She does have small legs but they look good on her

Put a fork in her... she's done- She looks like an overcooked roast, sick!

Great legs and shoes, bad boob job (skinny chicks look terrible with implants, they look like orange halves stuck to her chest) gross looking fake hair and weird face, too much collegen in the lips...she used to be hot, WTF happened? Her skin resembles an old pair of boots.

Well, when your face is so rotten you should indeed tried to draw the attention on your legs... but then her legs are so skinny and disgusting. She is just rotten. Go hide yourself.

i really wonder if anyone on this site has ever looked in the mirror she has an amazing body

Biatcho,

Well, you're the one who reads US Weekly....

Alright first of all, shut the fuck up to everyone who is saying that she is ugly..my god i would love to have everyone of you post a picture of yourselves on here so that we could all criticize all the little flaws that you must have...ok so she has a "pug" nose? wat the fuck is that anyways, I'm pretty sure that people aren't too focused on little details like that. The girl has an amazing body and she's gorgeous. If in fact she does have an eating disorder, its' not something to "get over" like someone mentioned above. Honestly, shut the fuck up, you make it seem like having an eating disorder at her age is her way of getting attention, christ. It pisses me off immensely. An eating disorder is serious, so don't treat it as if it's not. To wrap things up, i'm saying to all the people that have nothing better to do than pick apart at gorgeous celebrities....GET A FUCKING LIFE! you all must obviously not have one if you have to critique ms beckham in hopes of making yourselves feel better.

She is such a dipstick!!!! There is a term for her and it's "ATTENTION SEEKER"... I'll bet in the next couple of years she'll be on some tripe reality tv show, so that people can get to know, "the real her", Yeah right, all the pouting and posturing and body alterations etc... There is absoloutley nothing about this sad little woman that is real!

she is hot!!!
her legs r hot
her face is hot
her butt is not hot
but she is still hot