Jun 13 2006Toni Braxton hates the wind

If you're gonna be performing somewhere with high wind gusts, wearing a flowy dress probably isn't the best idea. Or if you do, maybe put on some more flattering underwear. I like how everybody just keeps on going like nothing happened, and the guy on the left is eyeing the guy on the right to see if he noticed too. "Look down, bro. See that? Yeah, you see that. That'd be pretty hot if we weren't gay. I love you, man."
More of Toni trying to keep her dress down, along with a shot of her thong after the jump.






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Reader Comments
1. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 3:10 PM
She's ugly, I think.
2. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 3:11 PM
And a little trashy!
3. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 3:11 PM
WOAH NELLY! FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD!!!
4. jour hadique - June 13, 2006 3:11 PM
shes hot, you tool
5. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 3:12 PM
And, btw.. it's called a dress rehersal, Tony... try it out. It works and makes you look a WEE BIT more professional.
6. Chicagoboy - June 13, 2006 3:15 PM
Nothing bad to say here, Toni is a sexy woman. And she has an ass you could bounce quarters off of.
7. Benny - June 13, 2006 3:17 PM
Damn Toni that ass is TIGHT. I had much rather look at her than another white trash Britney Spears moment with K-FAG.
8. Doxes - June 13, 2006 3:18 PM
Granny panties!
9. Doxes - June 13, 2006 3:19 PM
Eh, I missed the back thong shot. Oh well.
10. MizScarlett - June 13, 2006 3:20 PM
"and the wind screams..... HAIRY."
11. radean - June 13, 2006 3:22 PM
too bad she sounds like a man when she opens her mouth
12. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 3:22 PM
I can't STAND Toni Braxton's singing voice. Did anyone see her perform on American Idol with Taylor Hicks? She was so full of herself, and was singing so low, all you could hear above the mumbling was,
"...in the ghet-tooooo..."
How appropriate.
13. BigJim - June 13, 2006 3:22 PM
The coob wears granny panties.
The coob doesn't shower regularly.
The coob has a room temperature IQ.
The coob must die.
14. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 3:23 PM
11
Yeah, she sounds like a record player being set on the slow speed. Remember record players, kids?
15. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 3:25 PM
#3
Congratulations! You got 1st, 2nd AND 3rd place in the Dumbass Contest! YAY!
16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 13, 2006 3:25 PM
After these shots were taken Toni proceeded to get low, while simultaneously shaking it like a salt shaker. Scrub the ground, bitch. Scrub it well.
17. FNCweekly.com - June 13, 2006 3:25 PM
That's not camel toe - its camel butt.
Ohhhhhh zing!
For nice camel toe check out Free Naughty Celebs Weekly
18. c1ndy - June 13, 2006 3:29 PM
I'm embarassed to look.
19. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 3:29 PM
17
There's NICE camel toe? News to me.
20. Spindoc - June 13, 2006 3:33 PM
How much older than Britaney Spears is she....I ask to point out the fact that she is a lot older yet her legs don't look like the back of a stucko wall.
21. UNWASHEDMASSES - June 13, 2006 3:34 PM
What kind of thong is that? Granny panty in front and dental floss in back - must be that new Victoria's Secret line designed by Liz Taylor. And why doesn't Toni just pose nude already? Every video she makes is an add for cameltoe extreme. And the dress itself is see-thru, so why bother trying to keep it down when she shouldn't have bothered to wear it at all?
22. Shelley Bonnechance - June 13, 2006 3:36 PM
I don't know....I'm just this kind of person...but I think that from the sight of her *workin' it* in those photos, she wasn't exactly displeased to be flashing her butt and her control-top-thong-covered coochie at everyone.
She's one who would probably wear a floaty dress in a typhoon on purpose, considering some of the slutty stuff I've seen her wearing.
It's too bad. I think she's very pretty and I don't think she's a bad singer at all. She doesn't need to dress like a tramp in order for people to admire her looks and her voice.
23. Lala - June 13, 2006 3:38 PM
She's way older than Britney and also has had two kids. You don't see HER making any excuses or slacking off. She could crack walnuts with her butt cheeks if she wanted to!
24. PapaHotNuts - June 13, 2006 3:39 PM
She can crack papahotnuts too.
25. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 13, 2006 3:40 PM
19 - Fun Fact: Camel toe is when you can see the shape of the pussy through the panties/ stretch pants. Men generally regard viewing a pussy's shape as a good thing, unless they are homos or the pussy is shaped like a penis or the Virgin Mary.
26. Zanna - June 13, 2006 3:41 PM
Papa, hows the site coming along?
27. krisdylee - June 13, 2006 3:42 PM
Who the fuck photoshopped my ass, painted it brown and stuck it on Toni Braxton's picture???
28. Chrystal03 - June 13, 2006 3:42 PM
I think she's missing some knee caps.
29. Chicagoboy - June 13, 2006 3:42 PM
#25 Yeah, I am not a fan of a pussy shaped like a penis. Gives me the heebies and the jeebies.
30. Praz - June 13, 2006 3:43 PM
Toni's never been sexy, and now she's old to boot.
31. waterranger - June 13, 2006 3:45 PM
Woah Granny Panties!! Its like she found the perfect mix of Bridget Jones' underwear options!
32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 13, 2006 3:46 PM
27 - I'll paint your ass brown, you slippery little slut.
33. sweetcheeks - June 13, 2006 3:47 PM
I didn't even know they MADE thongs with crotch panels that big. I have to say, I'm entirely surprised she's wearing panties at all.
34. PapaHotNuts - June 13, 2006 3:49 PM
Krisdylee, I'll paint your neck white, a creamy white.
35. krisdylee - June 13, 2006 3:50 PM
Osh, should I be turned on, or revolted???
36. RichPort - June 13, 2006 3:51 PM
Much as I'd like to say otherwise, she looks pretty damn good, even without the implants. The outfit does kind of make her look like one of the Superfriends.
37. krisdylee - June 13, 2006 3:51 PM
Papa, I do love getting pearl necklaces.
38. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 3:54 PM
25
Sorry, I don't see how fabric stuck up in your labia is sexy. It just makes me wince.
39. Chicagoboy - June 13, 2006 3:56 PM
#38 It's a visual tease for guys: seeing the outline of the pussy through the fabric, we can then imagine what it looks like without the fabric.
40. suzy - June 13, 2006 3:59 PM
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 13, 2006 3:59 PM
35 - You should feel honored, then revolted because you are so turned on, and then you should feel horny, followed by sleepy, and of course gassy and slutty.
42. M@ce - June 13, 2006 4:00 PM
Good job coob you got the top three posts and, true to form, they are uniformly stupid and pointless. I hope death takes you soon you piece of human garbage.
43. suzy - June 13, 2006 4:00 PM
lol the dudes from Il Divo want to laugh so hard but they cant !!!! lol
so funny
44. M@ce - June 13, 2006 4:01 PM
Toni's ass is a little ashy, better hit it with some lotion.
45. Binky - June 13, 2006 4:06 PM
It's good to see that Ken and G.I.Joe can still get work.
46. pinky_nip - June 13, 2006 4:08 PM
A control top thong. Hot.
47. Getitstraight - June 13, 2006 4:09 PM
2nd times seeing Toni's panties in 1 day. 1st pic I saw different dress, same type of shot. She loves it - no accident.
48. SpecialAgentWind - June 13, 2006 4:13 PM
Those aren't granny panties, that's my well shot load.
49. tsarinaamanda - June 13, 2006 4:13 PM
She's got some thick legs. But I don't mind her all that much. I remember when she was really popular in like, 1995-96, hell, I'm just surprised she's still around. has she done anything lately, besides AI (which I didn't see)?
50. hamacus - June 13, 2006 4:19 PM
Why does it look like the guys want to deep throat the mic?
51. Evangelia - June 13, 2006 4:26 PM
mmm
i like her ass.
52. MonkeyBoy - June 13, 2006 4:27 PM
#50 - I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten rule that all male backup singers must be gay.
53. sissybelle - June 13, 2006 4:27 PM
Toni doesn't care who sees her hoo-ha.
54. redsonja1313 - June 13, 2006 4:32 PM
ugh.....why do ANY women own granny panties
55. Chicagoboy - June 13, 2006 4:32 PM
Granny thong [shudder]
56. Italian Stallion - June 13, 2006 4:35 PM
I'm going sky diving this weekend, I wonder if she'll let me borrow her parachute, I'm sure it smells nice..........
57. pinky_nip - June 13, 2006 4:39 PM
@56: Hope you have a "soft field landing".
58. hamacus - June 13, 2006 4:42 PM
#51 I guess your right. Most straight guys would be eye-ballin that ass! Not blowin the mic or being distracted by something like singing.
59. sweetcheeks - June 13, 2006 4:46 PM
I have the power to delete EVERY SINGLE ONE of the coob's comments on my site. In fact, I already have. Feel free to post comments in a banana-free zone @
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
60. BestNameEver - June 13, 2006 4:50 PM
I didn't know underwear existed that was a granny panties/thong combination.
I sure wish I would've found out some other way, though.
61. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 4:50 PM
Sweetcheeks--YES!
It was the Brandon Davis post, wasn't it?
By the power of Greyskull, YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!!!
62. Captain Awesome - June 13, 2006 4:51 PM
Look at those yummy legs. Oh yeah, i'd hit it.
63. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 4:52 PM
Sorry, JONATHAN Davis. Brandon, Jonathan, same difference.
64. tarjamarja - June 13, 2006 5:00 PM
There's nothing unintentional in those pictures. I guess if you can't sing, you need to resort to other means of drawing attention to yourself.
14
Yeah, I found my favourite LP from when I was a kid a few years ago. Had a great time with the record player and, after a couple of weeks, realised I could double my fun by flipping the LP over every once in a while. True story. :)
65. 10pound - June 13, 2006 5:15 PM
HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!
gramma panties ftl!
66. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:19 PM
Wow, she has a flabby ass.
I WAS FIRST!!!!!
67. purplepuppy - June 13, 2006 5:20 PM
God somebody help the woman you idiots! Everybody's just standing around while she's trying to keep her dress down, AND continue singing. Some real gentlemen those guys are, FUCKHEADS!!!
68. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:21 PM
And a thong with a dress? It couldn't get more skanky if she tried. Total skank. And she can't sing at all. did you see her on American Idol, finale? She sings in this impossibly annoying low toned voice and I hate it. Gives me a headache.
69. bigponie - June 13, 2006 5:22 PM
there is a freakin' "crack" in my monitor
70. sweetcheeks - June 13, 2006 5:26 PM
@61 -- I DO have the power! That "comment moderate feature" was precisely why I decided on blogspot.
Delete. It's just that simple! FUCK YOU, lame-ass!
P.S. Toni Braxton has ugly nipples to go with those ugly panties.
71. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:27 PM
Let's get back to the basic story, here, though. I got first. I know that must give a bunch of people here the itches... because I win!
72. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:31 PM
#70...
LOL... you delete me, that's funny. You think your site is going to be nearly as funny as The Superficial? HA! You'll never even be close.
You aren't even funny.
73. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:32 PM
The dress isn't even that pretty to begin with.
74. JayyMan - June 13, 2006 5:33 PM
looks like Hugh Jackman. he loved it
75. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 5:34 PM
72
That's just bitter grapes talking. You're just pouting because you can't screw up another good site like you did with the 'Fish.
76. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:35 PM
#75... How about no one cares what you say... newbie.
jane's eyre... set to.... IGNORE!
77. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 5:36 PM
#71
Please see #15 and #42
Thank you.
78. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:37 PM
And (only time I will acknowledge the idiots words...)
Sour Grapes?
All she does it copy what the genius Superficial guy writes. And if she doesnt it's useless.
79. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:38 PM
Okay, last time(lol, really)... do you, like, memorize all the posts? Wow... that's sad and scary.
80. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:39 PM
Go to the blog and look at the comments on the first story... we'll see who has the power whenever he wants.
It's a stupid site anyway... Like anyone could compete with the fan base of the superficial.
81. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 5:41 PM
In other news... I GOT FIRST!!!
82. MeanNate - June 13, 2006 5:44 PM
UNGH... Nummers. I'm in love.
83. Lilith - June 13, 2006 5:50 PM
You know at first I was wondering why everybody was so mean to that bananas person, but now i see why.
How can one person be so irritating on so many levels? My brain is bleeding just thinking about it. Shut the fuck up already!
84. ob1 - June 13, 2006 5:51 PM
#81 STFU, tool.
I think Toni put dem panties on backwards. The brown spot goes in the back, duh.
85. Saucie - June 13, 2006 5:52 PM
Shouldn't the caption be "Toni Braxton breaks wind"?
86. not_tame - June 13, 2006 5:52 PM
Good god, who is this bananas person and why is it allowed to continue living, let alone posting in these comments?
87. sweetcheeks - June 13, 2006 5:54 PM
Yeah, you're right -- go back and look at my site, bananas! And the comments. None of yours to be found, fucktard.
And for the record, I had the Madonna-Britney post up 15 minutes before he did. You stupid 14 year old twat. I figure pictures of a chick in panties are fair game.
88. krisdylee - June 13, 2006 5:54 PM
Not only is lamebananas about as annoying as a yowling cat that is scraping it's claws down a chalkboard while farting last night's tuna surprise, it's about time to tell it to stop with the LOL. Do you have to use it every fucking time you post?
89. bigponie - June 13, 2006 5:58 PM
Reminder, Don't feed the troll...
90. Chicagoboy - June 13, 2006 6:05 PM
To say that "lame bananas" is dumber than a bucket of rocks insults actually insults the rocks. Moron.
91. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 6:07 PM
For one thing, lamebananas, I am not a newbie. I was here before you, and I unfortunately was there to witness your birth on here as the biggest boil on the butt of humanity. Second, are you really that ignorant that you think the 'fish guy made up "sour grapes"? Seriously? And what's this about "memorizing the posts?" It's called a SCROLL BUTTON. And a memory. Write that one down. I suppose you're going now to switch into your alter-ego Whipped Bananas. And as long as we're talking about that, doesn't it embarrass you that everyone knows that you make up alter egos, just so you can have a friend on here? Because if you haven't noticed, NOBODY, NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON, likes you on this site. Now don't you go scrambling to make up another nickname to come on here and say," I think iambananas is great! Why are you picking on it? Oh my GOSH, you are SOOOO immature! LOL!" because we will know it is you.
92. anaty2 - June 13, 2006 6:07 PM
imagine how SHE feels after seeing all these pictures?
BUT DUDE, I MEAN, HOW THE HELL does a woman where that sort of dress, that short, that light, when preforming somewhere that will most likely have some sort of air ventilation?!
she has man legs and her ass looks like two basketballs. if you poke a needle in it, the neddle will probably bend.
93. Chicagoboy - June 13, 2006 6:08 PM
Crap. Got me fucking up my grammar!
94. anaty2 - June 13, 2006 6:08 PM
*wear
95. Lilith - June 13, 2006 6:14 PM
I kind of like the dress, the colors are kind of interesting, however it could stand to be a little longer. The weird granny thong is really creeping me out though.
96. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 6:15 PM
Okay, interesting... I was here WAY before you... your first post was like a couple weeks ago, mine has been, like, months!
You are a newbie, so I have seniorty and therefore outrank you.
GOOD BYE!
97. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 6:16 PM
so she's 'all business in the front' and 'a party in the back' -- mull it over....
98. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 6:18 PM
jane's eyre...
The newest member of C.O.O.B. (Club of obsessives over Bananas).
And instead of repeating that I am whipper (my friend), get something new to say. You have nothing to say about ME that makes any sense. You can't.
That's the last time I'm going to say anything remotely towards the newbie, except to call it "newbie"... something like "newbie is stupid", or "newbie sucks", or something like that, lol
99. Chicagoboy - June 13, 2006 6:21 PM
#98 For the love of Christ! Shut the fuck up!
100. Lilith - June 13, 2006 6:23 PM
98 Your so lame, I can't even begin to understand how you live with yourself. Do you like the abuse, is that why you keep coming back to this site? It's obvious you just like the attention.
101. jFp - June 13, 2006 6:31 PM
never heard of tony braxwhoever...but that bitch wearing the Abu Ghraib panty has some nasty/dirty knees.
102. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 6:32 PM
96
Sorry, wrong again! I was posting under a different name. And I'm sorry that your reading comprehension is deficient. I guess I didn't include enough "like", LOL, and mispellings.
And yes, that WILL be the last thing you say to me, because you can't truthfully defend yourself against my points. So do everyone a favor and go back to making your bland, humorless posts, because nobody really cares about you.
103. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 6:35 PM
Get a fuck'n life - AUDRIE
104. sikofdis - June 13, 2006 6:36 PM
It doesn't matter who was here first or who has {sp} seniorty. Bananas is a fucktard douchbag and everyone wants you dead. Jane is cool, has something to say relevant to this site, and people respond positively to her posts.
COOB= Cunt Over-estimating-the-value Of Bananas
I hope you die a horribly slow and painful death...and so does everyone else on this board.
FUCK OFF!!!
105. M@ce - June 13, 2006 6:39 PM
LameBanana,
For once you are correct, you do out'rank' everyone here you reeking, malodorous lump of pus. I can smell your desperate need for attention in every one of your asinine posts.
106. Getitstraight - June 13, 2006 6:43 PM
TOTALLY OFF THE SUBJECT - my husband was just making himself a Manderin Vodka, her goes to get the ice (none)freaks out and says did you use all the ice for the cooler on the weekend? I say yes, he starts yelling that I am fucking stupid, blah, blah, and a few other choice words "fuck, are you fucking stupid? etc. What do you call a person like that?
107. Getitstraight - June 13, 2006 6:46 PM
meant HE goes to get ice.....I need a comeback from one of you witty people.
108. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 6:47 PM
Fucktard comes to mind....
109. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 6:48 PM
...along with throwing him the car keys and telling him to take his lazy ass on up to the store to get more ice if he doesn't like it! but that's just me....and I've been married for 30+ years....
110. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 6:49 PM
106
You tell him that is no way to speak to his wife.
Unless you speak to him like that too, then all bets are off. =)
111. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 6:50 PM
that's why we have an ice maker now...and the labrador thinks it's an automatic treat box....
112. LilRach - June 13, 2006 6:50 PM
FOR GODS SAKE EVERYONE!! Just ignore Lamebananas!! Everyone who is posting about it is just adding fuel to the fire. If you just ignore it - it will eventually go away
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE!!
113. PelvicBoogie - June 13, 2006 6:50 PM
#6 I was thinking the same thing. Almost verbatim. I'd bounce quarters off it, and I'd make all you other bitches drink. Who wants to play quarters off Toni Braxton's ass? Anyone?
114. bigponie - June 13, 2006 6:53 PM
@106 "Tom Cruise"
115. LilRach - June 13, 2006 6:54 PM
Sorry - i just had to let that out - this backward and forward posting shit that is going no where is driving me crazy!!
PEACE PEOPLE PEACE!
Bash the celebs - that's what they're here for!
116. LilRach - June 13, 2006 6:55 PM
Sorry - i just had to let that out - this backward and forward posting shit that is going no where is driving me crazy!!
PEACE PEOPLE PEACE!
Bash the celebs - that's what they're here for!
117. SilverBaked - June 13, 2006 6:55 PM
WTF is that wig?? It looks just like hundreds of extra crispy bacon strips attached to a skull-cap. N I C E !
118. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 7:00 PM
111
Does your dog like ice too? Mine thinks she's getting some really special treat.
Mmmmm, frozen water!
119. djcamerin - June 13, 2006 7:01 PM
Okay - I know that I am a newbie here, I'm okay with that...I've been reading/lurking for a long time now and although I know that I'll probably regret this:
#100 - you have it correct, in my opinion, Lamebananas or Lameass or whatever it is loves the abuse - it has probably been abused by it's mother or father for all it's life and unfortunately "kids" like that end up equating abuse with love...it's sad really, annoying but sad - it thinks that everybody here loves it in some sick backwards way.
Other than that, I love this site - definitely a good way to pass some quiet moments at work and it's not just the main posts from Superficial guy, it's the comments that do it for me - you are all some seriously funny fuckers!!!
120. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 7:03 PM
118 - it keeps the cost of snausages down! she totally thinks it's something special - she could probably down 5 pounds of ice!
121. Getitstraight - June 13, 2006 7:04 PM
#108 & 110 - Thanks, I used both of them, but that is the problem with fucktards, they just don't get it.
122. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 7:04 PM
114- ha ha - bigponie!! I completely missed that!
123. djcamerin - June 13, 2006 7:05 PM
UGH...first post and i messed up...*its mother or father and its life instead of it's...I should know better!!!
124. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 7:06 PM
112
I've been doing really well at ignoring it, but sometimes I backslide when it posts something so horrifically stupid that I JUST--CAN'T--TAKE IT ANYMORE!
And it won't go away, even if you ignore it. It takes sado-masochistic delight in being abused. It will cling on, begging for a tidbit of abuse with every assinine post it eeks out. This is the lowest form of life on this good earth--a scum-sucking scavenger who ingests the excrement of the beings around it. There is no stopping it.
Next on National Geographic Explorer, discover the lifecycle of the Amazonian leech...
125. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 7:10 PM
...isn't that the myspace it linked itself to that BigJim was mocking on yesterday's post because it can't spell "newconstilations"?
Her name is Audrie and she's a punk-ass kid from beautiful downtown Charlestown, RHODE ISLAND.
126. sissybelle - June 13, 2006 7:19 PM
My hubby and I just start screeching at each until one goes hoarse -- and also, yes, our poor little SHIT tsu thinks ice is the best treat ever.
127. ptprez - June 13, 2006 7:24 PM
125
hey ella...did you get my movie invitation???
128. jane's eyre - June 13, 2006 7:26 PM
125
I have no idea. It has multiple myspace pages as well, I'm guessing. And it's easy to link yourself to someone else's myspace page, so who knows. Who cares. I can see Toni Braxton's underwear.
129. ptprez - June 13, 2006 7:28 PM
what happened to toni braxton's nice cans???
130. Zanna - June 13, 2006 8:35 PM
@124 - no offense...but you haven't been doing that good of a job ignoring it. If people could just ignore it maybe the good posters will come back.
I've noticed kind of a lull since this whole thing started.
131. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 8:50 PM
Hey boyyyyyz!
132. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 8:51 PM
The email on this ( ^ ) myspace account is ...
Whipper_willow@yahoo.com. Coincidence?
133. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 8:52 PM
She has fine legs.. climbers legs.
134. Iambananas - June 13, 2006 8:52 PM
But I prefer the menz.
135. limper - June 13, 2006 9:15 PM
For the life of me, I can't figure out that underwear. It looks like a cross between a Depends and a thong.
136. justlikehoney1 - June 13, 2006 9:29 PM
#112 - precisely.
I find it funny as hell that It tries to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win,
you're still retarded.
137. Jeremy1Esq - June 13, 2006 9:53 PM
This white dude thinks she is hot. Id love to have an hour with her and Serena Williams. No, I didnt go to Duke.
138. Bored_Brunette - June 13, 2006 10:07 PM
I just really never knew they made granny panties in the front and thong in the back. I'm fascinated.
139. frangly - June 13, 2006 10:10 PM
Wow, I think her muscular legs look great. And her ass is absolutely awesome. How many women have NO cellulite like that? And round?? WOW.
140. jFp - June 13, 2006 10:13 PM
#106-Getitstraight
next time he is having a quiet moment in front of his favorite tv show..ask him if he has any weird drainage.
Then say never mind..its nothing I guess.
141. justlikehoney1 - June 13, 2006 10:23 PM
#139 - I agree. And what's even more awesome is that she has two children and her body still looks like that.
Still can't believe that she named her sons Denim & Diesel. Someone clearly loves jeans a little too much
142. ellaminnowpea - June 13, 2006 10:27 PM
Toni Braxton:
hates the wind
sucks the wind
passes the wind
blows like the wind
runs like the wind
has a wee touch of the wind.....
143. maiira - June 13, 2006 10:59 PM
What the hell is the point of that dress? It's so short that you can see what her fallopian tubes are doing, and it's see-through, to boot.
144. LilRach - June 13, 2006 11:36 PM
#136 - thanks finally someone agrees with me!
It is funny this site - people are so tough when they got keyboards in front of them - they can write mean words to other people they think are being mean and are not at risk of getting smacked in the face - cowards - its quite halarious really!
I would love everyone on this site to be put together in one room! See what they gotta say then! I would piss myself - with laughter :)
145. CruisingForCock - June 13, 2006 11:58 PM
This reminds me that I need to go buy panties for my upcoming surgery. I generally don't wear any...ever and if I do they are thongs....hmmmm need some full coverage of that perfect ass....
It's outpatient, same day surgery...settle down bitches...
146. Zanna - June 14, 2006 12:57 AM
@136 - FUCKING GOOD ONE!
147. dominocat - June 14, 2006 1:01 AM
Several things:
I was thinking that if the 'panties' were at least a blue colour like her dress, they'd look like part of the outfit, and no-one would say anything.
#67 the guys aren't helping her because they are, um, GUYS.
finally, granny panties to grannypanties/thong combo to granny thong to GRANNIES IN THONGS.
148. wordhollar - June 14, 2006 1:54 AM
get good drama.
most of you people are in your 20s+ & yet still sit here on the internet?
find something better to say & get better comebacks.
149. flustercuck - June 14, 2006 2:12 AM
yes mommy
150. tarjamarja - June 14, 2006 2:21 AM
126
Our shih tzu loves ice cubes, too. Although it always seems to confuse the heck out of her when they kind of "disappear". ;)
151. coolnina97 - June 14, 2006 2:54 AM
I think she has great legs and a nice ass - if the wind ever blew my skirt up, I only wish mine looked that good.
152. ayse - June 14, 2006 3:29 AM
Seems like her taste in lingeries is just same as my grandma's...
153. DrunkBlogger - June 14, 2006 3:49 AM
I'd still hit it...if she didn't up her rates.
154. M - June 14, 2006 3:49 AM
What the hell? Nobody pick up on 'BigJim''s racist as f*ck comment at the top???? (13). Be sure to burn in hell Big boy.
155. Evangelia - June 14, 2006 4:31 AM
154
what are you talking about you freak?
156. amiantos - June 14, 2006 6:06 AM
Apparently "coob" is slang referring to the enlarged lower lip of some African Americans. I did not know that. Though it is not considered slang for referring directly to African Americans, so I just think BigJim up there is a moron more than he is a racist.
Oh wait, same thing?
157. Zanna - June 14, 2006 8:01 AM
@154 - There is no racist remark in his comment, douchebag. Unless you consider COOB to be an ethnic identity.
158. billabong021 - June 14, 2006 8:10 AM
Look, im just gonna come rite out an say it, shes got a nice ass, an i wud hit that ass ina flash :)
159. Fisher55 - June 14, 2006 9:06 AM
i heard Toni's fake tits exploded on the Concorde a few years bag...high altitudes & silicone = pure entertainment
160. Fisher55 - June 14, 2006 9:06 AM
*back*
161. tsarinaamanda - June 14, 2006 9:36 AM
Lame ass, aren't you supposed to be leaving this site? And you're just jealous that there's a site that you won't be able to ruin with your idiotic, pointless drivel.
@124-
It IS impossible to ignore. It desperately attempts to comment to all the new posters so it can feel like people like it, and it JUST..WON'T....SHUT...UP! EVER. It goes on and on and on, saying how wonderful it is, and how superior to us it is, but yet it still wastes it's oh so valuable time here, laying stupid ass games and trying to convince us that it and Whipped are actually two different people. If it had any sense, it would do something to enrich itself, like learn to spell, read a book, go to a therapist, or kill itself instead of annoying us. Also, if it wants to be a troll, it could at least TRY to be a good one, instead of the mediocre shit it is now.
162. ChickenScratch - June 14, 2006 9:42 AM
Dearest #154, M,
BigJim is NOT making any racial remarks. COOB is an acronym for something about a certain poster on here...I'm not naming any names but apparently she gave in last night and signed off for good.
I don't exactly remember what COOB stands for, something about Cunt-somthing, O-I don't remember, Of, Bananas.
If you still are unsure, please see #1-3, 66, 71-71, 76, 78-81. Then check out #83, and #91.
And if you still are unsure read every other thread on this website and you will see that they all pretty much want her to die.
I just felt obligated to let you know.
163. Fisher55 - June 14, 2006 10:48 AM
i saw bigjim at my ku klux klan meeting on sunday...talking about some "back to africa" movement, i don't know
164. BigJim - June 14, 2006 10:51 AM
Thanks to everyone who came to my defense. As they explained, coob refers to one particular individual who we all know and hate, and wish would die, slowly, like being staked out naked on an anthill smothered in honey. Or eaten by crabs. Or suffocating inside of Paris Hilton's gaping axe wound. Or... well, you get the idea.
165. BigJim - June 14, 2006 10:58 AM
FYI, here is he original post about the coob. I've found that it has really caught on, and had never heard about it having any racial connotations:
68. Posted by BigJim on June 6, 2006 01:36 PM
I remember that lamebananas had this fantasy group "it" created, because it mistakenly believed people were obsessed with it. It called this club COOB – Club of Obsessors Over Bananas, or some other such ultra-retarded, delusional shit.
Now to me, the term coob sounds like it refers to something especially nasty, like a diseased vagina. To use it in a sentence: "That Paris Hilton has the nastiest smelling coob on the planet."
So, lamebananas, in my opinion, is a total coob. So are all of its aliases. Referring to it, or one of its aliases as HWMNBN is a pain in the ass for me, so from now on I'm just going to refer to it as coob.
166. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 14, 2006 11:05 AM
C is for the way you disgust the entire
Cuntry with your Comments
O is for
Orifices of yours I would like to pour vials of flesh eating bateria into
O is also for
Obliteration using grenades and poison-tipped arrows shot from crossbows into your torsO
B is for Because you have nothing interesting to say and you are covered in
Boils and everyone hates you and your
Breath makes children cry
You know who you are.
Coob also rhymes with boob and lube, which is cool.
167. Fisher55 - June 14, 2006 12:01 PM
"coob" is pretty close to "coon," though, which i hear is not nice
168. M - June 14, 2006 2:30 PM
In which case BigJim, I sincerely apologise. My understanding of the word was as 156 said. IS it possible to feel educated and slightly stupid at the same time?
169. pf - June 14, 2006 3:08 PM
Hey BigJim, its mighty funny that you used "coob" and the "n" right next to the "b" on our keyboards! that just goes to show you how much of a racist prick ppl can be! you don't even know her all you can see is that she's black and her dress flew up! that is sad that you would try to make up some lame excuse why u used the word "coob" when it is quite obvious! You aren't anything but a RACIST S.O.B.!
170. pf - June 14, 2006 3:44 PM
i've been black all my life and i have never once heard of "coob" as a derogatory term used to talk about my lips! and for the record i have been called everything in the book i can assure you! that is BS and those of you that believe it needs your a$$e$ whooped just like BigJim's racist a$$!! its just a cop-out because he doesn't want all on this message board to attack him for being a brainless, racist, klan following, did i mention stupid and ignorant S.O.B.!!!!!!!!
171. lisad71 - June 14, 2006 4:41 PM
The thong was the saving grace. I was about to lose my respect for Toni (ok, I have none anyway after that American Idol fiasco) for wearing granny panties.
172. BigJim - June 14, 2006 4:47 PM
pf:
Not only are you completely mistaken, you are a fucking idiot. Go back and look through old posts if you want to find out what I wrote is true, you brainless fuckwit. All those who know me on this board know that you're full of shit.
It never even occured to me that what I wrote could be misconstued as "coon." I didn't even think about the fact that Toni is black. Coob refers to iambananas, who we all hate, and who said it's usual annoying shit in the first three posts.
End of explanation.
173. aivilo - June 14, 2006 6:10 PM
Um, I'm half-black. Jamaican, to be exact. && I think it's the STUPIDEST THING EVER when other people of my race go "OMFG RACISM!" just because they can. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. All you do is make all African-Americans look like touchy idiots. And my daddy and I are NOT touchy idiots.
kbyeee
174. Vicious Summer - June 15, 2006 4:01 AM
Damn Toni, at least get some panties to match your dress...
175. Randy Pan the goatboy - June 15, 2006 5:17 AM
173. Good god, thank you. I'm a white norwegian male, and I always smirk at the idea that if we reversed the roles, and had whites say the stuff that blacks can say, we'd have a rampage going on. Correct me if i'm wrong, but ist'n this "I can call you whatever I want because we were slaves"-thing over soon? I never had a black slave, and I always respected everyone of all colors. And I don't know any blacks in our fine countries who are still in the slaving-market, so this generation really has to stop molding sympathy out of the old days. We are equal now, and the only thing that marks our differences, is the ones screaming "RACISM" at every comment.
That said, I wonder why Toni is still standing, with that sail raised and all.
176. wwworldclique - June 15, 2006 9:29 AM
Nothing says sexay and H-O-T hot like lacy granny panthongs... or pongs... or thanties... whatever the hell that is she's wearing, LOL...
177. pf - June 15, 2006 11:50 AM
First off.....to BigJim, using the word "coob" is the act of a brainless fuckwit as you so eloquently put it! it could easily be misconstrued as something very offensive, considering where the "n" and the "b" are on the keyboard! i retract calling you a racist, maybe that was just jumping the gun! However it doesn't take away from the fact that using such a word is idiotic! i don't know you, and therefore shouldn't have responded as i did! 10 out of 10 times i would consider that a racist statement because of the relativity of the keys on the keyboard!
to aivilo:
The word coon is an extremely deragatory racist remark!!! lets make that abunduntly clear! i, as i said above, may have jumped the gun because i just saw the word and responded! but for you to say that it is stupid for a person of color to say something is racist because we can, is sad to say the least! Racism is still around today as much as it was 40 years ago! the only difference is the fact that it just isn't PC to be outwardly racist anymore! If racism wasn't around today, the day after Katrina Bush would have had troops in place all around New Orleans to save people stranded on their rooftops! If racism wasn't around today, the levees would have been built much stronger than they were built, with the money that was appropriated for it! you are half-black, or so you say, yet you get offended when someone says something about race?! either you want to forget what your ancestors went through, or it doesn't concern you! being touchy is one thing, but being blunty honest is something totally different! i admit i must have been wrong about BigJim, and i apologized for that fact, but you "Brother" obviously were born with a fuckin silver spoon in your mouth, cause you obviously haven't seen racism if you say we are touchy! you must be blind to the fact that is is still around! the good ole boy system is still in place, "Brother!" i hate hearing fellow blacks talk down about another black. yeah the comment was misconstrued, however if that "b" would have been an "n", what would you have said then?
178. pf - June 15, 2006 12:09 PM
Randy Pan......you are white, so of course you see us as equal! i on the other hand am black, so i see things for what they are! we are not equal nor have we ever been! i cannot believe you say that we are equal! Affirmative action, which is supposedly set in place for us to be equal, yet the action in itself means we aren't equal or else there would be no need for it! Had a major hurricane hit in texas, nobody would have been stranded on their roofs for a week! with no food, water or help in sight! Help would have been there IMMEDIATELY! its funny to me that you could even fix your lips to say that we are all equal! nobody wants sympathy from you nor anyone else! i don't need sympathy and i am not living in slave days! i am living in 2006 just like you, but without the blinders over my eyes! walk a week or two in my shoes and then tell me that we are equal! i doubt you could do that, and if you did, i seriously doubt that you could honestly still say that we are all equal!
179. Grope For Luna - June 15, 2006 4:32 PM
pf, stfu you whiny crackhead.
180. mymindspeaks - June 15, 2006 4:52 PM
Tony is an extremely talented singer. Unfortunately I think she goes for any method she can to get press.
I don't think this was very "unintentional" she hasn't had press like this for years
181. Darwin's Sister - June 15, 2006 6:49 PM
Coob! You people KILL me.
Thank god this picture is of Tony Braxton and not, Britney Spears. I would have tossed my coobies. How about a nice ass shot of Courtney Love?
I'm gonna hurl.........
182. Rayvyn - June 16, 2006 1:16 PM
Rule 1: Granny panties prevent firecrotch.
Rule 2: Rule 1 may have come too late.
The firecrotch may have fused her pubes to the panties. The wind was to stop the burning.
183. Rayvyn - June 16, 2006 1:41 PM
Nevermind, I'm thinking of [insert any sluttastic celeb here].
184. ILikeBukkake - June 17, 2006 5:49 AM
Her name is Toni. She's a good singer. "I'll always think of you inside of my private thoughts, cant imagine you touching my private parts." Wow, what a lyric! How about "I'll always think of you inside of my private thoughts, cant imagine you taking part in concensual bukkake." I really like it, I really really do. I'm sorry.
185. Danklin - June 19, 2006 2:16 AM
What in the sam hell happened to Toni Braxton? I thought fine wines aged well. I remember when i thought she was the hottest african-american woman on the planet.
186. jashuae=mc- - June 19, 2006 5:35 PM
toni braxton is hottttttt the lady is on fire
187. maddawg_pimp - June 21, 2006 2:04 PM
I know one white boy that would LOVE to caress that beautiful brown ass. ME!!! Toni is HAWT!!!
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188. danielle - June 23, 2006 4:45 PM
I GIVE UP...THIS SITE IS OWNED BY A WHITE BUM, SO I FIGURE ALL OF U ARE WHITE BUMS AS WELL, ANYTIME A STORY ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IS POSTED, SUM IGNORANT ASS HAS TO GO AND CROSS THE LINE.....I GUESS ALL WON'T BE SAID AND DONE UNTIL U IDIOTS TAKE A REALITY PILL AND REALIZE THAT U ARE LOWER CLASS.
189. danielle - June 23, 2006 4:46 PM
BIG JIM. IS THAT A RED NECK NAME OR DID UR MOMMA CONCIEVE U IN A BAR?
190. Wilerson - August 15, 2008 8:16 PM
Shes wonderful !!! Cute, Gorgeous !!!! I love you Braxton !!!!!!!!!!