Jun 27 2006Star Jones gets fired

FIRST YO LOSERS! STAR ROCKS... SHE'S ANNOYING.

I dunno what they're going to do about balancing the stage now...

I bet like 100 people are squirming because I got first, lol.

#2, that dosen't make any sence because she isn't fat anymore, she had gastric bypass... HELLO

Jesus Christ, you think she's annoying, LameDick? Now you know how we all feel about you. Commence with the killing of one's self please.

It must really stick you in the wrong spot that I got first, huh... lol.

LOL! LOL! LameDick totally got first! LOL LMAO!!!!!!!!! You're so cewl with all your bad-ass seniority!

She kinda looks like Beetlegeuise from the Howard Stern show...

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Gay is the new black.

I'm from NZ so i have no idea who this woman is! We don't have "the Veiw".

#5 Amen to that!

biatcho ... do you have a problem with me? Maybe you stop trying to pick a fight and act grown up.

Go back and play house... loser.

Don't let the door hit you in your big, fat ass bitch!
Pancake, deflated titty wannabe white lady!
I hate, hate, hate her!!!

I don't pick fights, I cause them.

That is really a smart thing to say, you retard. It makes a lot of sence.

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how bout no.

#4 I meant the weight of her giant ego...HELLO

That's cuntastic!

Bananafuck - can you please tell me why you set yourself up for abuse & then canNOT take it at all? I honestly think you have serious multiple-personality issues and neither of them are people that should breathe valuable oxygen (aka HerbieFrog) So keep on fighting that fight with the lamedick "I have seniority over you" bullshit... this isn't the fucking elementary school bus & you're not the upperclass. You were, however, probably one of those kids that I verbally abused all throughout school and is now trying to compensate for your geekness by acting the way you do on here. You're such a loser and I know you know it.

The only time I've actually seen Star Jones on TV, was on The Simpsons.

"I'm talkin' DOWNtown!"

#16... she has an ego?... HELLO

Oh and retard, twice now you have tried to use the word "SENSE" and can't spell it right. Have you died yet?

STFU, she thinks she's witty!

#18, yeah, with all your non-punctuation, capitalization, psuedoargueme, swearing and overall stupidity I stopped reading after "please".

So, yet again... I win.

And I'd say when you have a website like http://starandal.com/, your ego is pretty damn huge.

So did you read it yet? Are you getting all fiery in the crotch because you know it's true? That you're nothing but a useless waste of skin in this world?
You're kind never wins, honey, you just sometimes get the bigger trailer at the park but that's as big as it gets for you.

Ignore the comma at the end.

http://starandal.com/

hallelujah, the cow got fired, there is some justice in this world, now if only her hubby would just grow some sense and divorce her and take half her money.

Wow, you're totally right, outtatheblue! That site is pretty self centered. She must really love herself. She has WAY too much money.

biatcho yeah, I skimmed over that, but all I got was trailer park... that's funny. You must be new to this site and not know anything about me. I happen to be wealthy, not self made, but I think that although my parents made the money, I shouldn't be ashamed of the fact that I didn't. It does, after all, make me better than you. And I'm sure you read all that because you seem to be obsessed with me.

By the way I apologize for the string of shit I am laying during this very important story about Fat People being lazy & getting fired but I had to seize the opportunity to annoy lamedick. Sorry. Commence with making fun of fat, lazy people.

The only one obsessed with you is you,
dyke-o, which is sad & funny all at the same time.
Oh & yeah, you are better than me!!!!
Tell me, does the community you are being raised in allow immigrants into it? The one I was raised in only let them in if they were doing the landscaping.

i think she looks like an ant..well her face at least

You all are celebrating Star Jones' departure now, but trust me-- when the obnoxious Rosie O'Donnell joins the View soon-- you'll be wishing Ms. Jones' was The View's resident fatso.

I heard somewhere that she is being replaced by Oprah's friend Gayle King.

I could hardly get through an interview I read about her recently...she oozes of bullshit lovey-dovey crap talk about her husband and how he rocks her world. It was nauseating to say the least. I've never watched The View, but if the bitch is anymore annoying on TV than she is in print, it's no fucking wonder she got canned.

BTW, for some reason I always read iambananas posts in a valley girl voice. It makes me want to slap her even more.

BOOOOORRRRRIIIIIINNGG!!!!!

yes, now all they have to do is replace that annoying, stupid republican biotch with somebody that has an opinion other than mimicing Bill O'Riley and Bush administration and maybe I'll watch it again....or I won't because I have a job and don't watch TV at 10:00 am

Wow. Now she can go back to hawking cheapass, sweatshop made shoes.

And I give her three months tops before she's back to her original weight, surgery (oh, no...excuse me...YOGA) or not.

No she has more time to have sex with her husband ...........BUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Where is Tom Cruise when you need his______k

I've never seen the show, but if they replace her with Tracy Morgan I will so start TiVo-ing it.

Boo hoo, nobody cares. I'm glad her ass is off, and I'm glad the show wised up enough to can her ass.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Wait, I figured it out, Lamo is Star Jones. Now with all this free time, she has resorted to annoying the rest of the world.

First she singlehandedly closes 25-30 pancake houses when she decides to tie a knot in her stomach, now she manages to alienate possibly TV's most annoying cast. She must be guilt ridden...
On the bright side, Naomi Campbell's staff has a vacancy.

28. Lametard says :

"You must be new to this site and not know anything about me. I happen to be wealthy,
( mindless shit deleted )
It does, after all, make me better than you."

I think we all know well who and what you are, a vapid, lonely, desperate, sexually confused, annoying, gay goat fucker. You are not wealthy, or well educated, or significant. Your pathetic 'friends' Whipper, Paisley, ... are imaginary. And, you're probably hung like a light switch. Goodnight, bitch.

35. 'It' is almost certainly boy, although it is possibly a hermaphrodite, so you could be half right, ...

This doesn't affect me in any way, shape or form.....but it does make me smile :)

Later Starship....OJ lover.

#27
That's no cow, that's BIGFOOT!!!!!

FINALLY! I'm starting to have faith in life again!

rumour has it, al reynolds loves the cock.

Baaaaaaa ha ha! I wish they'd have a contest to see who gets to literally kick her giant ug ass off the stage. She's as annoying as bananacunt.

LOl @ #10

It's about damn time, with any luck she will simply fade into obscurity

Al does love the cock.
I've never ever watched the View and who the hell is Star Jones? Wait, she was in that movie where she got smacked in the face with the ball. That was a great flick.

HAHAHA "chomp zone" good one. From now on, when I'm eating, I'm going to tell people to stay outta my chomp zone.

The only way Star Jones will make a comeback is if OJ kills someone again. Otherwise, her career as a TV personality just went down the potty.

and Rosie O'Donnell? She's worse!! Remember when she played that retard on TV? What the fuck was that? I mean, she probably didn't even have to rehearse- she probably acts like that all the time.

The View blowsssss

And

TCLTC

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! There was absolutely no way Star was going to sit next to Rosie, after Rosie slammed her for for not coming clean with the by pass surgery...

As far as the show going in a differant direction. I'll say so. How in the hell are the other women going to be able to discuss anything with Rosie. Meradith was the cool one that tried to keep some sense of sanity to the show. NOW? Rosie? Rosie and Joy at the same table. Its going to be awfull!
Star will never find another gig. E let her go after she tried to do Joan Rivers job and failed so miserably....I guess she can open a law office now..

i've never seen the view, have no plans to see it. but it was hard to miss this fugly, egocentric bitch (who was remprimanded for plugging her wedding on the show, just so she could get freebies, IIRC), but the whole weight loss shit made me want to punch her face. that's right, bitch, toss that into the faces of us fatties, who are desperate for new ways to successfully lose weight, and you expect us to love and adore you? not only is she a huge ass by keeping her weight loss secret a "secret", but she is ugly as hell.
whew. sorry. that rant was worth a couple of calories.

yahooooooooooooooooooooo, about freaking time that she is off the air. let us hope that no one else gives this woman any more air time to talk about herself. now we must work on the other end of the desk, the blonde chick.

*ahem*
...reprimanded...

is it friday yet??

AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP FEEDING THE TROLL!!!!!!!

thank you.

I'd hit it...

...with a baseball bat.

Fuck, I mis-read this and thought Star Jones CAUGHT on fire.
i immediately ran outside to watch the plumes of thick, black smoke. When I didn't see any, I returned and re-read the message.
I was really hoping this ugly fucking bitch was roasting. There is no God.

Al Reynolds does indeed love the cock. To a veteran fag hag like me, Al is clearly flaming with the gas turned on high. ARLTC almost (but not quite) as much as TCLTC.

#54 - That's right - Star is a lawyer. Funny, after seeing her interview where she insisted she was so smart and would never let herself get swindled by a con man like Al Reynolds, I almost forgot.

this bitch is the spitting image of Ursula from the little mermaid. also she steals souls and eats babies.

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That's a shame she and Rosie O'Donnell won't be in the same place at the same time on a daily basis now, you know, just in case there were to be a toxic gas leak or inferno or an explosion that could kill them both at once. Now the chances of obliterating both of them from the earth simultaneously are very slim.

is there a chance for an Al Sharpton joke here?

Now she'll have more time to spend with her gay husband.

I sometimes wonder what would happen if you sliced her stomach open. I'd like to believe she's more than just a sack of greasy, bloated guts and half-digested cat shit. I bet she's filled with hope.

Biatcho... I love you. Not only are you one of the funniest commenters, but you take the words right outta my mouth when it comes to Lame-ass bananas.

Hey Lame-Ass, with all the so called "wealth" (trying not to laugh here) hehehehe (didn't work) why don't you get mommy and daddy to buy you some brains you dipshit? Learn how to spell "sense" since you misspelled it TWICE.

Oh, and I think the View should hire Kirstie Alley to take Star Jones' place. I would LOVE to see Rosie and Kirstie go head to head. Then again, I don't really want there to be an Earthquake in New York... hmm... tough one.

Everyone was disappointed. Not that Star announced she was leaving the show, but when she said "Something's been on my heart for a little bit, and after much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you" we all thought she was going to out her husband. Damn.

The title of this article should be "Bitch got what was coming to her"

Oh, and her husband loves the cock even more than Tom Cruise.

She was a fatty, fatty, fat fuck now that looks like a horse face big tooth asshole.

Good riddance!

Too bad Trump did not go in there personally and tell her "You're fired," with his trademark hand jutting position. That would have been the best.

#27, don't insult cows like that!!

I have never liked Star, heavy or not. (I think she actually looked better with the extra weight by the way, she looks like a bobble-head now.)

Not one word passes her lips without a condescending tone, and I'm SOOO glad that Knight Rider gave her what-for the other day when she snottily asked why he cried at the American Idol show. And NO I'm not a Hasselhoff fan, and he may have been full of shit with his response, but she SO deserved it!!

saggy baggy faggy haggy....oh, sorry, FRUIT FLY!!!! I forgot!!

I was SO looking forward to a smackdown on that show between Star & Rosie....bummer.

Although I don't think that Rosie can last there....I think there will be a quick parting of ways just because Baabaa Waawaa is also a 'strong' personality and I can't see the two of them meshing....I give the show about 6 months....it'll be gone by next spring......

Lambananananana, it's getting to me, it really is!

Al Reynolds is all about the butt plugs.

Starzilla is a giant greasy butt plug. That's the secret of a happy marraige.

Gawd I hated this show because of "Star" (as if that's 'her' real name--we all know 'she's a closet drag queen). When Meridith left, the whole show went down. Star leaving, Barbara using the air time to slap her down.... puh-leese. It's just a cheesy hen show--NOT like REAL TV.... well, there isn't a lot of REAL TV to compare it to, eh?
Who care!!
Ding Dong Star is gone!!!!

where does she get these names from? so funny.