Jun 23 2006Sienna Miller is my hero

she looks like a walking ad for young school girl hookers who need money to go to prom

First, to want to hit that hard!!

Who's the little boy dressed in drag?

I'm glad to see the "Bear" Bryant look is making a comeback.

she walked around manhattan like that? really? if she really walked around manhattan like that she wouldnt make it a block.

I thought she died in a grease fire....

I keep on hearing her name, and I still can't figure out who she is. I checked her out once on IMDB.com, and I hadn't heard of any of the shows/movies she's been in. She's got her own section on GoFugYourself.com, she's that consistently tacky.

This woman is supposed to be a fashion icon?.

And what's with the gigantic clown feet.

And what's with the 3 dots tattoo on her shoulder? A variation on the "mi vida loca" tattoo that cholas get?

#7

This is Jude Law's little squeeze, when he is not snogging his nanny, of course. Which explains why she looks like a boy, Jude being a resident of Brokeback, England.

Maybe there was a beach nearby...she does look kind of sweaty...forget it, that wouldn't even count. That's awful, however, she does have the little body to pull it off...it could be worse, Victoria Beckham could be wearing that outfit...eeek.

Where are her leggings? The black leggings bring together any outfit.

Does she have inverted tits?

Okay so I only know who she is because of the whole Jude/Nanny thing.what has she been in? Because I really don't know. I've never seen her act, and is she any good?

Hey Superwriters, are you sure that's not Maria Bello?

I usually always admire how Sienna dresses. And only in Manhattan can you get away with looking the way she does in those photos. She is starting to look worse then Nicole Richie. Why is being blonde, anorexic and stupid becoming so trendy. I think it is pathetic, a smart girl who eats like a normal human being and does not bleach her hair is worthless. But a bimbo that walks around half naked, barely knows how to spell and starves herself to death is "so hot"? Ew! I guess her stylist took the day off and this is what happens when you let celebs dress themselves.

Is this thing even a female? It looks like one of Pink's dates.

I'd do her in the butt like Anakin Skywalker does.

Nobody even heard of this girl til she hooked up with Jude Law on the set of "Alfie". And according to IMDB, all she did pre-Alfie was a bunch of British TV shit. But currently she has about a half-dozen major films in post-production. It's amazing what a little scandal will do for your career, eh?

You can also blame her for the whole "boho chic" garbage that everyone was wearing last summer. I guess Pat Benatar leotards are the epitompy of hip. God help us all if we start seeing fat girls in leotards.

The only thing more disgusting than walking the streets of Manhattan in that outfit is riding in a cab wearing it. How much of her bare skin touched the kind of seat filth that NYers leave behind? Ewwwwwww!

From bore to whore...when you think about it he career is about to take off.

Dignity? That word has no place here.

I don't care who this skank is, if i find her walking around the block looking like a 2 dollar hooker, that's exactly what I'm gonna do, give her 2 dollars.

One hour to happy hour!

I always thought the term 'hot British chick' was a bit of an oxymoron. I like the Page 3 girls just fine, but I never really look at their faces anyway. That said, this chick looks like a transvestite Annie Lennox (or is that another oxymoron?). And, I haven't seen EVERY British chick, so I could be wrong. I'll apologize in advance.

That is just skeevy, someone who is showing that much skin is abviously desperate for attention, or maybe looking to get raped. I live in Manhattan and no one really gives a shit and there are some freaky people dressed all kinds of crazy. I guess she just wanted to fit in.

shes going to be playing Edie Sedgwick in the movie they are doing about her and andy warhols factory.

TGIF!!

WOW! A great way of not drawing attention to yourself when you are a *celebrity*. Who the fuck is she again? Is she famous for anything else then being Jude Law's fiancee? Girlfriend?

Jude Law has a tiny penis, so she's still nice and tight.

I'd split her like a log.

Here you go...trust me Sienna, you are no Pat.

http://www.fashionfollower.com/patsienna.html

Good Gawd... She looks like a group of scantily clad effeminate males are about to jump out behind her with chairs so she can do a rousing addition of "All That Jazz."

Why is it that people with so little to show seem so devoted to showing it?

BigJim~ Yeah, I forgot about that... check this out.. I've seen bigger penises on puppies.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2005/08/17/jude_law_has_a.html

Sure, is ok to dress like that in hot humid weather; as long as you don't rub your sweaty, sticky, stinky self against any innocent bystanders.

#14.- that's what I was going to say. She is famous because she is Jude Law's ex, then she ran to Orlando Bloom, and now they are back together.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/siena_miller/sluttyienna_jude_dirty_together_20060620.php

So that is the thief who broke into Paris Hilton's house. Why would anyone want to dress like Pee-pee Hilton is beyond me!

And yes, Jude Law has a penis. Dudes like Papa, BigJim, Stallion have COCKS.

15. Take it back, and all is forgiven, ...

Sienna Miller is a titless, talentless whore who's notoriety is derived entirely from her talented but unfaithful boyfriend lubing his tool in the family nanny, and her tendency to dress like Paris Hilton.

Maria Bello has absolutely nothing in common with the preceding description.

25. "Hot British " makes absolutely no sense.

30. She looks like she'd be stiff and vacant. Be careful of the "splinters".

She appears to be on her way to the gayest rave ever. The theme being "Chicago". But I guess she forgot her glo-sticks and tiny backpack - dumbass.

The penis mightier than the sword.

39 True, true...Sienna is a titless, talentless whore but that doesn't change that fact that these pics look a lot like Maria and she does live in Manhattan and has been know to run around in hat's just like the one above.

42: it's not Maria Bello. that chick is like 40 and would not wear such a disastrous ensemble.

@34 - Thanks for that. Now I must go take a cold shower.

you kiddin me? this chick doesn't look anorexic at all. sure she's dressed like an idiot, but i'm just jealous of a place with weather that allows you to dress like that. sf is for suckers. cold suckers.

I wonder if Jude is a grower rather than a show-er. He'd have to do a helluva lot of growing to make up for those photos.

That penis is coob-sized (note: I'm pretty sure the coob is hermaphrodite).

Not only is it coob-sized, it's freaky looking. It's like it's 1/2 circumsized with only the mushroom head visible.

If I saw that when I unzipped a dudes pants, I'd FREAK and then finish the job, because after all, he did buy dinner and I had 10 shots of tequila.

#47 Pink you are always such a good sport!

Her hair is about four different shades of blonde, I can see that even with a hat on. Woman, PAY a hairdresser. Sheesh.
And what's with those hideous 80's skirts coming back into fashion? They look awful on everybody!

Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign on a store that says "We will turn you white for 99cents". So one guy says to the other "Hey we should try that"and the other says "I cant I only have 98cents". So his friend says "I’ll go in first and give you my change and then you can go". The other agrees and waits outside, about 5 minutes later his friend comes out white as a ghost strutting and high steppin so he says "Hey man let me get that change" and his friend says "FUCK YOU NIGGER GET A JOB"!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 - Is that based on a true story and if so where is this store and will they do layaway?

@34 I could put the squeeze on that, yep; I'd hit it.

Have a wicked cool weekend, peeps.

I'm outta here!

@51 I've seen that store, it's at the corner of hollywood and sunset, the store is called 'scare tactics for niggars', right next to the 'hitler memorabilia store'

Sienna Miller is HOT! Ok so she doesn't look so great in these pictures but really she is hot.

I thought she played an awesome role in "Alfie" - a crazy sexy bitch!

http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/schauspieler/s/sienna.miller/SiennaMiller02.jpg

#50 hahahahaha nice one Guido.

I heard that one but it involved a sausage up your ass.

She's totally picking a wedgie in the 4th pic on the top.... gross...

What a lameass Friday. I hope we have some real gossip to look forward to on Monday. This shit sucks.

BTW - I need to get laid. It's been a couple of hours. Anyone willing participants?

I meant "any" willing participants

During World War II it's reputed that the Germans liked to fuck italians up the ass more than the french. Why you ask? 'cause all the olive oil made their poo holes naturally slipperier.

The outfit sucks, but she has awesome legs. Wish mine looked like that!

Yeah, I heard that French anus is full of cheese. I think I saw that on the History Channel.
37 more minutes... come on baby...

The answer is booze... I just can't remember the question...

Yes - Jude Law does have a small penis

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/ucprincess2002/jude-law-naked.jpg

He must have quit growing in the second grade.

This is a good description of the non-white mediterranean creature known as the "italian american"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido&r=f

not good enogh to even qualify as white trash.

OK....the name and picture didn't ring any bells on who this fellow is, so I looked it up. Seems there is a world of crap out there I've never seen or heard of.

Any woman who sleeps with a guy whose penis is that small deserves to be laughed at and ridiculed and have garbage thrown at them just as much as the guy does. I'm talking week-old, hot summer days', maggots-a-plenty garbage.

Molly Ringwald is going to be really pissed when she realizes that Sienna stole her hat from Sixteen Candles.

Wine 'em, dine 'em, 69 'em!! Woo-hoo!

Ugh, ok the pictures of Sienna were bad enough but the pictures of Jude, gross. Thanks Pinky_nip! I figured his "shrinkage" in "The Talented Mr. Ripley" was due to the fact he was in a bathtub but you have proven me wrong. I can never look at a bratwurst again. Or an anteater for that matter.
They make a perfect couple after all.

sweetcheeks I can't check my e-mail at my new job. Isn't that terrible!?!? But I still love you, you cunty ol' whore.

She's only a fashion icon when she wears whatever Kate Moss did the month before. Other wise she's somewhere between an Olsen twin bag lady and a stripper.

plus hideous tits, anybody see those topless pics in Vanity Fair? yuck

wow, so averagely dressed, yet still hot.

she looks like me!

Megan, you are seriously delusional. You might be able to get away with saying something like that if everyone on this site hadn't already seen your picture. Save yourself the ridicule, me having to read through all the posts bashing you, and say something FUNNY for once.

@56 awwwww, Barbado Slim don't likey Stallions joke, big surprise. Don't get mad at me because your a half-breed. It wasn't my joke dumbass, just thought it was kind of funny.

not good enogh to even qualify as white trash.
Barbado Slim, your showing your black gene, it's spelled enough Oooobeeeekaybeee......

Flat shoes with that much bare leg? Where are the hooker heels like Christina and Posh wear?

I am profoundly disappointed. Good day to you, Madam.

I said, Good Day!!

Wow, a bathing suit and something that barely qualifies as a tennis skirt. Give me a fucking break. Style icon? With her bleached-blonde hair, tattoos showing and mosquito bites hanging out she almost looks as white trash as Taryn Manning who is a nasty as they come.

Well it was 90 and humid in NY yesterday but the outfit is ridiculous but hey $2 is not a fair wage so I'm going to outbid and offer her $10.

Ten dollars for the stupid hate you concave chested wench.

Ah ha- Sienna Miller- a girl no one outside of the UK had heard of until her boyfriend Jude Law screwed a girl uglier than her- thus defying all natural laws ( LAWS- wow- get it? No? me either) is now walking in the street half dressed, where there are photographers.Remember when you had to actually do something important, or creative, or clever or kind to be famous. The day when I dress as a giant vagina are getting nearer.

What did the little Black kid get for Christmas?
My bike.

Why do Italian men have moustaches?
So they can look like their moms!

Why won't they let Puerto Ricans swim in the Hudson?
They might leave a ring.

Some of my favorites... I love racial humor...

*WARNING RACIAL HUMOR*

What sound does shit make when it hits the floor......WOP.

Wait a minute, you mean to tell me black people use the internet too? I call bullshit.

she has great toes. not as nice as my wifes feet but still pretty good. i love feet. especially my wifes. my wifes feet give me a boner big time

@83 What's up with foot fetishes? Feet are fugly.

#9 - If we're lucky, that's not a tattoo, a Predator is about to shoot her.

Probably not that lucky, though.

#84 feet are not ugly. ok some are but if they are pretty, nothing gets the wood goin better for me than a cute pair of tootsies. thats why i like summertime!!

@86 Beware the hammertoes, lol.

I remembered in my 2nd year of engineering, I saw a girl wore a top like that sitting in front row in my thermodynamics class. Not that it has anything to do with Sienna but that top brings my memory back. I just remembered thinking what a slut that girl was...

I thought that was Pink until I noticed that she didn't have boobs. Then it hit me. Ah, that's Sienna Miller. Pink has better tattoos. And better hair. And she doesn't look like a walking skank, I mean stick. I hope that's what Sienna wears when she follows through on her threat to Jude Lack-of Schlong's nanny...

@80 she's not nearly half dressed...

SHE'S WEARING A BATHING SUIT. yes, that is a bathing suit. also, it looks like she has a towel in that straw bag. when these pics were taken maybe she had just gone swimming, or was about to go swimming... in which case she should be partially forgiven for walking the streets of NY like this.

She looks really different with blonde and brunette hair.

If anyone has seen Casanova, you'd realize she isn't that pretty, at least with brunette hair. How weird.

Oh, and yuck at the outfit.

who the hell is this duffus? what the fuck is she famous for except dating an actor with a small willy. DUFFUS

No #91 WRONG! There is no excuse for walking the streets of the city like this unless you are looking for some johns to suck on for cash. If she was swimming, it was most likely at a pool of a ritzy hotel, where I am pretty sure, there is a place to change into normal attire after you're done leaving behind your body's excrement in a communal pool of nastiness. She's gross & for christs sakes buy some shoes that aren't made of string. disgusting. There are a ton of homeless that shit & piss all over the streets of manhattan and this wench is practically walking barefoot through all of it!!!

Most of you are so jealous! You're never happy. You're either making fun of Britney because she's too fat and doesn't have any fashion sense, or of Nicole, Paris, Sienna... etc., because they are too skinny.

Sienna looks great. Jealous!

Who the hell needs 2 purses?!

LMFAO@#32

!!!

Don't make fun of Sienna...I LOVE him!! :(

ha, I actually laughed - more of a snort really, and no, not that sort of snort- at #98's posting.
It may be that Sienna Miller IS misunderstood, ( or MR understood)and IS in fact the secret lover of Sadie Frost. Which , now that I think about it, makes SO MUCH sense.
More even than Kate and Pete.
OH MY GOD- it's like I'm seeing the world for the first time......

She looks like she could be President of the Itty-Bitty-Titty Commitee.

You know- I quite like this time on the web. Sleepy time for the USA I guess.
Less of the 'yo be a gay arse busting retard, yo black momma' corny insult hurling.
It's like waking up to discover the kids have found the cough medicine and crayons in the night.

Dress matches shoes.

#94, i'm just saying it isn't an "outfit" like some posters here are purporting. she probably didn't wake up in the morning and say "hey, i think i will wear a bathing suit and retarded hat today!" and anyway, since when do crazy cokehead celebs need a further excuse to explain their irrational choices?

oh ok. you're right. there is no excuse. but comparatively speaking, it could be worse. obviously you have SEEN some of the monstrosities walking the around the streets of NY? at least she isn't a big, fat cow.

If you got it, flaunt it.

you guys do realize that it is a BATHINGSUIT and she is carrying a BEACH BAG maybe she came from or was going to the BEACH...not so much of a slut now is she.

104 - if you don't have tits or curves you have nothing to flaunt.

And 105, when going to the beach you go to & from the beach then home to shower & change, not walking around the streets of a city where you have to get into a car & drive quite a few miles to get to a beach. Not a slut at all, just fucking disgusting & horrifying taste in beachwear & footwear.

She's too coked out to notice that she dressed up in her bathing suit instead of a slutty mini. ;)

She has a hot body, nice skin, and great dimples in her lower back; however, the terrible outfit, ugly hat, and bad hair ruins it all.

she looks plain with brunette hair and no eyeliner

just watch casanova....

Is it a bathing suit? well, if it is, it is a cool bathing suit. Hate the hair.

Besides banging Jude Law, why is this chick famous?

If it is a bathing suit, they make these things called cover-ups. So you don't look like such a nasty skinny whore when you get out of the pool and decide to walk downtown...

Even so, like said above, how many places are there where she could have changed? And it appears that she has more clothes in her "beach bag." So why walk around showing off your flat chest like THIS? Ewwww.

And I think Victoria Beckham has more curves than this girl...at least she has a little something on top.

Of course it's kind of slutty - that's why it's hot! Radically underdressed young women are what make city summers worth it.

http://xs102.xs.to/xs102/06264/30943_sienna_miller_jude_law_lunch_04.jpg

Well so much for her dressing to go swimming.
Here she is walking out of a restaurant with.... ohh who's that incognito...twinkle dick!!!
Sienna Miller is nothing but an ugly tasteless slag with an awful shapeless body. if I saw her walking down the street I would throw shit at her. I'm being very serious and I encourage you all to do the same.
Go back to england you idiot, not because you're pseudo english but because you're nobody.

Looks like she's going to an audition to try out for the next Freddy Kruger role.

She may not be able to successfully dress herself, but she's still pretty.