Jun 29 2006Paris Hilton thinks airplanes are traveling circuses

First?

Second too?

Private flights on personal jets, and LOTS of wealthy folks take them. Not too unusual for someone who's grown up grotesquely wealthy to have to specify. HER default 'plane' would be personal jet, I'd think.

FOURTH TOO?? Has the apocolypse come and gone? I've been left behind??? Oh, shit. No..wait...Super posters would be left behind too...fer sure

So now she's got some dogs, a ferret, a monkey, a tiger, and enough crabs to supply the east coast...............

We are still talking about this worn out hole? I thought you had to do something besides suck a bunch of famous cocks to be considered a celebrity. You know like act or something. God! I wish this bitch would just hurry up and OD or dirve off a cliff!

I think the story is a bunch of shit.

I am so happy to be leaving on vacation for a week that even Paris's inept stupidity can't bring me down!

If they could just pass the law that's it's legal to kill on sight people wearing 5 pound eyeglasses, the world would be a better place.

In Paris Hilton's world the number 6 is a lot...it's the most number of hours she's ever gone without stuffing a penis down her throat.

chicagoboy: make sure you leave your pets at the kennel.

She is a caricature of Herself.

And she's so great. I really am starting to like her. Who buys a Tiger in Vegas?

Impressive triceps in photo 4. Perhaps she needed all the animals to bench.

Glam-fuck-retard.

I'd still sex it though.

I guess since she can't sing or act she results to stupidity to keep her name in the news...

first the un-funny hotel joke, now a traveling circus? Come on. Next superfish victim, PLEASE!

Off the subject completely, I cannot get into any comments (other than this one). I am being redirected back to the home page when I click the "comments" area. Someone help me.

P.S.
TCLTC

did meganharris really just say that out loud?

Why in the hell did the SUPERFISH post this?

NEXT

IF this had happened to someone else, I wouldn't believe. But if anyone ever tells me Paris Hilton in marrying a monkey, I'd believe it.

"I am so happy to be leaving on vacation for a week"
I wish I could geto soma vacations! Have fun!

#3 - Those are some good eats. Well except for the sores.

ugh I meant #5 - Good eats. Stupid HollyJ posts.

wTF/?

HOLLYJ you're a twat and now the queen of the fucktard club.

Princess Di use to have a friend call in a tip to the paparazzi to let them know where she was going to be. This trick always got her photo in the press. It made her feel popular...and I guess it works pretty well for the bottom of the barrel scanks like Hilton too.

A conversation between Paris and Daddy Hilton:

Paris: "Daddy, what is this I keep hearing about so many older men having a reptile dysfunction?
I didn't even realize reptiles were so popular among older men. Thank God for Viagra, huh?
I hear that stuff will cure a reptile dysfunction really fast.
By the way, what reptiles are they talking about, lizards or snakes?"

Daddy: Paris, they are not talking about reptiles. They are talking about the dicks and nuts
you have been infecting with herpes and shit.

I see Paris has finally resorted to Bestiality.

there has got to be something better to post than this shit. who fucking cares. the Paris buzz has worn off already. find someone new to roast for fucks sake. everything that could ever be said about this afterbirth has already been said. Did K-Fid shit himself today? i'll never know because of reatrarded Paris posts.

Do all these guys who have spent some time in Paris de-louse themselves after each encounter?

A tiger in a limo?
Okay...

Paris once told her daddy "I'll make you so proud of me daddy, just wait and see"

daddy still waiting bitch...

I think paris can't go a day without some mention in the media so she makes stuff up.

Why is she pulling on her shirt like that? And why is she dressed like that?

One day, you guys will get sick of hating on Paris Hilton, and join her.

She's pretty, talented, and rich. Whats not to like?

#15
Mine was doing that earlier (but with the Star post, so way worse). The server at my work and this site never have liked each other very much--the page has trouble loading, stays blank, etc. But the last couple days has been ridiculous. It must be the site.

Oh, and she's funny too. Yes, she's funny. Ever see her SNL appearance?

I think she is taking fashion tips from sienna miller and ashley olsen.

Too bad the tiger didn't eat her.

31

And I will also be elected as the next president.

i think 'paris hilton has sex with her 6 pets' would be a more believable story...and by story i mean 'erotic novel'...

http://www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

MeganHarris asked me where it can get those free nachos, and I told her "for cryin' out loud, you monkey droppings, Nacho Libre is a fuckin movie"

#12 Pinky, the only pet I have is my trouser snake and I don't go anywhere with out him.

In the immortal word of Penn Jellette:

Bullshit!

Looks like she got in a fight or some S&M, her arms got bruises and what looks like teeth marks!

Maybe it was the six animals all attacked her in the Limo

Paris, I have a burning question for you:

What you gon' do with all that spunk?
All that spunk inside your trunk?

MeganHarris wants to eat Paris Hilton's ass. That's hot.
No, wait. Actually, it's not hot at all.

Dont' we already have too many Paris Hilton stories without having to add made up ones?

STOP!!

I THOUGHT Paris Hilton smelled like tiger urine. But then I thought, "how can that be, if she doesn't like the circus?" So I reasoned that perhaps the smell of "spunk-gone-sour" was similar to the scent of "tiger piss." Now that I see she actually HAS a tiger, it all makes sense, and I can stop pissing on the hood of her car.

The worst part is that two of the pictures are people who have stopped to take pictures of the back of her head with their cell phones. Jesus, people, get a life.

Woah, is it just me or is Paris getting really edgy?
First it was that in-your-face prank on the Hilton, and now this...
She's all, like, crazy and stuff. It's like, what will she do next?
I'm on the edge of my seat, Ms Hilton, THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!

Actually that was just a bad bit of reporting, Fish guy. The real story went as follows:

Paris was being driven by 6 monkeys in the back of her limo. "It was just like that time I fucked the entire Barnum and Bailey Freak Show, but it wasn't enough." Paris was heard to exclaim. "I need something to make me feel like my pussy got chewed on by a tiger". A blind zoo-keeper and a Honduran Salsa Magnate stepped forward and began jamming rabid ferrets up her coochy, covered in habenero sauce. She was last seen on a commercial flight, leaving Vegas for Area 51 under heavily armed guards in Hazmat suits. Apparently, having various pets disapear into her sloppy fuck-hole garnered the attention of Uncle Sam. Especially when the only trace left was Paris burping a bit of fur moments later and saying "That's hot!"

Now that will make the terrorists talk.

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.......>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

the world is c0ming t0 an end!

LIONS AND TIGERS AND HERPES, OH MY!!

i'd believe almost anything from this twat.

oh, and 15 & 22, and i haven't had any posting problems.
maybe your server was down???

Wait one fucking minute here. Was it the same tiger that tried to eat Roy of the Seigfried fag-couple?

Cool.

I just want her to stop wearing those horrible sunglasses.

that's Brini Maxwell............

unbelievable

http://www.brinimaxwell.com/

51
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

good one, krisdylee

51 Kris;

Poor tiger, he was trying to get the taste of man-cock on man-ass out of his mouth by biting into Hilton....He was a bad, bad pussy in another life.

Are my eyes going bad or is her face getting longer. ie horseish/longer/stretched. I wonder why.
Tranny, I always wondered why she had a different 'pet' in her purse every week. Thanks info!

TCLTC!

OBVIOUSLY THIS IS TRUE, I PERSONALY HAVE THREE TIGERS AND I FACE THE SAME DIFFICULTIES WHEN TRYING TO FLY THEM PLACES FOR PARTIES, FUCK!

She was on Scott Mill's show on Radio 1 this past Tuesday. Monkeys are included.

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/rmhttp/downloadtrial/radio1/scottmillsdaily/scottmillsdaily_20060627-1900_40_st.mp3

Btw why didn't the poster of this article credit her quote to the Radio 1 interview? Oh and btw, I think Paris is hilarious.

One thing left unmentioned in the article is the gender of each animal. All were male. She is rumored to be part of a biological warfare initiative, and those animals were not pets at all but specimens. Each is now respectively plagued with monkerpes, tigerpes, and ferreterpes. Researchers are split as to the success of the 'experiments', but initial reports include interesting side effects such as public defecation, disrespect for authority, and the occassional attacks on humans, just like the virus' original host.

61 Rich Pee.

Fucking Awesome!!!! although, I think the correct scientific term may be "experiherpes".

I excell at latina as you know....

I think Paris probably said this: "What? What? Like I have a big pussy. And I can't bring it on the plane? Like where will I put my ferrets? Bummer."

**yawn**....i need my Iambananas fix

#6 just ordered a six pack
so we'll

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cos were still here, still incontact

hey babe

I heard her tell the same story on David Letterman 2 years ago. Either she hasn't learned her lesson or she has ADD or she thinks she is above us mere mortals and we are stupid and she is above the laws and rules of society.

#66

...and

...what
...is
...your
point

[and i nearly put you'ree :) ]

That story is just something recycled from ages ago (like #66 said)... but i'm sure it was just ferrets and not a tiger. surely you could not take a tiger in a limo that's just too ridiculous, even Hilton is not that dumb surely.

For all of you that are lucky enough to not live in a place where Scott Mills broadcasts his shit radio show i'd like to say thank your lucky stars - i hate him so much. I think i've mentioned this b4. fuck off and die SM.

I love how Paris sounds sooooo intelligent in the interview. that's hot.
Twat-face DJ "How many animals did you have?"
Stupid Crackwhore: "Like 6, I dunno"
You don't know how many animals you had? Are you not able to count or pay attention to any details at all?... And also she's so fucking rich why does she need free stuff?

MeganHarris you need to wise up, Paris is funny to laugh "at" NOT with.

sorry issy
never knew you
i do know
thanks

69. You're welcome (i think...)
If you were talking to me.

#70
was listening to busta

This is really, really old news. Like, on tons of lame vH1 shows talking about celebrities from years ago old. Unless she attempted it a second time, this isn't news. Come on!

everyone here needs to get a life and stop picking on paris hilton you all say you hate her then why do you know everymove she makes if you dont like her dont pay attention to her

Ok, for all the Hilton haters. Answer me this, How many of you have been paid over a million dollars in your lifetime to do any of the following:

1. appear in a major fast food commercial in a swinmsuit.
2. put your name on a fragrance, twice.
3. appear in a major hollywood movie.
4. appear in a tacky reality show about your life, 4 times.
5. sell products all over the world. Phones, books, etc...
6. release a music CD.

and how many of you have hosted SNL in the past 3 years? And actually done a good job?

Aside from her wealth, that was already there, it's not easy to do any of these things, for any of us. If you can't see that, you're stupid, because like it or not you've already bought into it.

This is the lamest topic, ... ever. This topic is lame like Megan Harris is a carpet muncher, like lame 'naners loves a good ass slam, like Duhbya cornholes Bill Frist, ... it's just that lame.

... and gay.

... really, really gay.

The woman is a laughing stock.

74. (and 73 too)
Oh i'm sorry, i thought this website was the Superficial - where people bitch about stupid talentless people in the media who are 'stars' and 'famous' for things I would personally never dream of doing. I had no idea we were supposed to be comparing ourselves to these fuckwits. Those things you listed that i've never done? I would never want to do any of those things, they are not my ambitions or goals.

The most talented thing Paris has ever done is that sextape and that was by accident, oh and she's quite good at posing for cameras too. She can't sing, act or lipsynch, for someone who spends half her life in clubs she's not a great dancer, she can't leave the house in a 'complete' outfit, hold an adult conversation without saying 'that's hot' and other such shit, and she can't seem to keep the same friends or a boyfriend for very long either. Great, so she can sell things. So what? I don't hate her at all but I resent the fact that you think she has any kind of talent and deserves to make music and films. Money, sex and controversy keep these people in the limelight my friend, not talent.

i do so love to see/read Iambananas...you are so fab!!

Lame yellow crescent shaped fruit. Fuck off

Same goes for herbie fuck wit idiot fucktard

I truly feel sorry for the animals.

#62

Thanks. Just reporting the facts man, just reporting the facts

#74

It's like a crash on the highway with fatalities, isn't it? Rubbernecking has got to be one of humankinds wierdest and most idiotic activities, yet we can't seem to avert our collective gaze from tragedy and stupidity. If you think for one minute that this hoochie does anything but revel in all of the attention, negative and otherwise, then you may need to join her fan club. I think it's herpesclubwhores.com, but I could be wrong. I imagine you nearly vomit when celeb magazine shows air and smile widely when being subjected to the idiocy that is pop culture. This site makes me laugh; that's the whole reason anyone should contribute, in my (less than) humble opinion. You of course are entitled to defend whomever you like, but that ho still won't have any love for ya. And I do remember you being less than kind and forgiving on numerous occassions...

The Superfish guy is awesome for giving Paris the benefit of the doubt for not being so incredibly stupid. I guess that means he's not TOTALLY superficial.

Personally, I never doubted it.

To answer your questions about why aren't we all a little more like Paris.....
1. appear in a major fast food commercial in a swinmsuit. ---Why the fuck would a hospital exec. do a commercial in a bikini for a fast food chain?
2. put your name on a fragrance, twice.--not one of my aspirations in life.
3. appear in a major hollywood movie--What major Hollywood movie? Are you talking about House of Wax? bahhahhahahahahahaha
4. appear in a tacky reality show about your life, 4 times--why would ANYONE want to appear on a fucking reality show? don't you know that "reality" shows aren't real? LIFE is real.
5. sell products all over the world..Phones, books, etc...--I didn't have any desire to go into marketing or retail or sales, or else I would have. And she doesn't sell them, they kinda sell themselves. And she doesn't sell them because they're her creations, she gets PAID, and they'd sell regardless of her having anything to do with them.
6. release a music CD.--Music? Wait, are you trying to say you call what she does MUSIC?

How about this? Has Paris Hilton ever:
1. Given birth and raised a child?
2. Received a degree of any sorts?
3. Nursed a child back to health after cancer?
4. Acted as a human shield for witnesses to crimes against humanity in war-torn countries?
5. Held a baby with HIV after it was abandoned by it's mother?
6. Done anything that isn't totally self-promoting and completely self indulgent?????

Paris Hilton is a fucking joke. People only pay attention to her because she's like a circus freak.

74--those are a few of the things I've done with my life and I'd NEVER switch places with that fucking skank EVER. Don't insult me or anyone else again by comparing that glorified slut's "accomplishments" to those of real working people.

Me thinks jrzmommy is Angie Jolie.

81 - Great name. I love it.

Paris Hilton is a waste of human flesh. She only "sells" things because of her name, which she's made famous by being a slut whore dipshit. Kids like that sort of thing for some reason. Same thing as Shitney Spears.

If you're going to get kicked off a commercial flight, at least it should be for something interesting.

For instance, I have a friend who was busted for joining the mile high club in the back seat of the plane with a stranger. I mean, I was humiliated, but what a story! Oh, I mean my friend was humiliated. Yeah, that's it.

special agent-- nope, just someone who's found themself in interesting situations from time to time. I wouldn't mind LOOKING like Angie J, however.

#74 You forgot:

1) Swallowed and regurgitated three pool balls in bar bet. Won free drink.
2) Played voice of "Keeyo" in Japanese direct to DVD film, "Sensible American Fatal Magic Pony Warrior VIII: Legend of Time Vampire Umazawa's Striking Fist".
3) Spent entire week walking listlessly from club to club in Los Angeles. Blood alcohol level reached .18, higher than many people at the time.
4) Has received numerous plaudits worldwide from millions of people who are certain "thinking" is simply some form of dangerous voodoo magic, and will have nothing to do with it.
5) Proved herself the apotheosis of taste and class by promoting sparkling wine in a can. Blood alcohol level reached .17, higher than many people at the event.
6) Continually offers a beacon of hope as "wank material" for thousands of hormonally-urgent teenagers who have yet to actually experience the sex act. Addtionally, has expedited "coming out" for thousands of young men who might have otherwise remained "closeted".
7) On a few occasions, articulated thoughts in a seamless English sentence without the use of "like", "uh" or "you know".
8) Continues to live shamelessy and with abandon off the largesse of her wealthy family, a feat which anyone without Paris' super powers would find impossible.

Has Paris Hilton ever:
1) Killed a bear with just their hands and maybe a stick to finish it off?
2) Engaged in anal sex with 6,000 frat boys, in a row, while playing piano?
3) Used a pancake as birth control?
4) Attended Cloyd's beauty school for four whole weeks and learn a ton about parrafin wax?
5) Gotten their associates degree in court reporting online?
6) Built a birdhouse out of popsicle sticks in third grade?
7) Dipped her cigarettes in formaldahyde?
8) Paid a homeless man six dollars to eat dog shit?
9) Driven a monster truck naked through a small Iowa town, terrorizing the locals and waving her tits around like a banshee?
10) Dropped LSD in random peoples' drinks at Hooters?
I don't think so. These are all things I accomplished in my life and I doubt very much that Paris Hilton has the class or the substance to be as accomplished or as successful as myself. How dare you. How dare you all.

all right all right already. I just couldn't stand the thought of MeganHarris holding up Whoreus Hilton's marginal accomplishments as badges of honors.

Was that you who dosed me up at Hooters that time, OshKosh? Thank you. The colors were magnificent.

You underestimate her, she HAS killed a bear with her crotch. Much like the ominous sign of a skunk's tail hoisted high, most animals are well advised to run when she takes the defensive stance of laying on her back and forming a perfect 'V' with her legs.
The may have to reopen the radioactive test dump site at Yucca Mountain, Nevada to house her remains when she finally does pass.

How the HELL do you transport a TIGER in a limo?

92--.18's for pussys. :)

Well - I guess it'd be more interesting to see a tiger on a plane lol, especially a "commercial flight" with tons of freaked out passengers.

Hopefully she pulls a Roy Horn and gets mauled.

The real question is... are the animals PETS or SEX TOYS?

This kid that was one of my interns a few years ago told me that he went to school with Whoreus in Manhattan...he went to the school because he was very bright and got financial aid, she went because she is wealthy. Anyway, his exact words were, "She was as dumb as a box of hair."

by the way.....what the fuck is she wearing?

#101 - It's whorrible...

I never really noticed her lousy posture, too. She looks like Lerch.

Wow those sunglasses are hideous. How anyone could call that style is beyond me. I guess they are looking to the circus for the next big fad as I swear these are off any of the countless clown props you will see at the circus. They cover your whole face; I guess she is trying to block the UV's on her face???

she hangs out with Pam Anderson ONE night and now she's an animal lover. How long do you think it took for her to forget to have them fed and watered?

You obviously have never had sex with a box of hair. It's fucking mindblowing.

#106-"It's like a thousand little kitty cats rubbing against my balls....." Knee-High Park, Chapelle.

I truely enjoy jrzmommy's life policies - and Oshkosh's quick wit. I am torn here on who to be rooting for. Almost makes me wish Lamebananas got run over by a truck to distract me.

jrzmommy, I take back all that stuff I said about your QVC jewelry and your big hair. You're OK in my book, kid.

and I take back whatever mouthy shit I've said to you, too, Osh.

directly after these pictures were taken paris was heard to say:

"i pity da fool that dont let me on a plane wit a tiger."

and if you dont get that reference, killyourself for being born after 1985. thanks!

#108. you should always root for osh, because, shes killed a bear with parafin wax, popsicle sticks and her titties while she was high on lsd and eating a homeless man with dog shit as a condiment.

i think thats how the story went anyway.

I have funny images of a passed-out drunk Whoreus Hilton sprawled out in the back of a stretch limo driving through the desert with all these wiggly little ferrets slithering in and out of her clothes and pissing and shitting all over the place, a big tiger in a cage panting smelly tiger breath all over the place and a fucking monkey wearing her behemoth sunglasses hanging from the Oh-Jesus strap squawking the proverbial monkey squawk.

jizz that image would be better if she was naked, and the ferrets crawling around were getting close to her koo-chi. and then once they crossed a certain point they just dropped dead from the toxic fumes. and then the tiger broke free and ate her. good times.

Ok enough of Paris. I know no one is gonna be on my side.

how bout a Courtney Cox Nipple Slip??!!

http://www.egotastic.com/

she has little nipples my nipples could eat her nipples for breakfast.
btw, megMAN Harri... i hate you

I didn't realize Courtney Cox was still in existence.

#113 I have funny images of clowns with their skin splitting open revealing God's secrets and telling me my neighbor's dog's name is Azazel, and is unclean. Some "doctors" told me I was getting "medicine" for this, but I knew they were just members of the Illuminati trying to get me to eat tracking chips so they could prevent me from telling the truth about things. Paris Hilton is obviously a werewolf, just like the heads of the World Bank and the Black Ops Teams the CIA has running every fast food chain in the Pepsico family. Anti-smoking commercials are a plot by the DNC to turn our children into homosexual shock troops in the Final Race War, and we're only having a war in Iraq because ancient Babylon was the true location of Atlantis, and the Shadow Government fears we will discover Noah's Ark and the secrets it holds about faster-than-light travel.

118--wow. I need to get my ass to church after that. To take control of a mind like that......

I hope you use your powers for good, Doc. If not we're all just a little more fucked.

#119 Everyone knows that churches all serve to cover up atomic beams which are intended to combat the Savior when he returns to Earth to combat the Anti-Christ. In 1961 when Jack Kirby joined Marvel comics, he created "Galactus" as an allegory for Christ, and it was then known that Stan Lee feared Jesus, and all references to "God" in Marvel Comic books disappeared in a cloud of sinful hippie smoke.

#116 glad to see you back. I missed U in the previous posts.

Methinks Paris is a bootlegged version of a human being.

you remind me of Dennis Hopper's character in "Apocalypse Now," Doc.

I was looking up 'scuzzy' on an imaginary dictionary this morning, and there was Paris' face. Bobbing up and down. I love imaginary dictionaries.

holly J DIE. you are so fucking annoying its actually painful for me to read your comments. paris hilton also needs to die. if thats not animal cruelty i dont know what is.

#118 and #121 I think Scientology was founded on your ideas. Tomcock will love to suck u.

#116 don't let Jesus see those nipples. He might pop a boner.

Yeah? Well this one time at Church Camp I looked up into the clouds and Paris Hilton's face appeared and swooped down and was trying to bite me, but then I realized she was really trying to tell me in the voice of Pat Robertson that I should collect the inner ear bones of the unbelievers (meaning Hippies and Pinko Commie Faggots). And that's how my inner ear bone collection started.

The tiger was probably an orange tabby and Whoreus is just too stupid to know the difference.

#126 Fortunately, I removed my penis years ago after realizing it had been surgically grafted onto me at birth. Now I keep it in a pickle jar in a fluid that retards psychic energy, to keep it from reporting me to its masters at the UN. I would only let Tom Cruise even look at it if he acknowledged the fact that that same institution is run by an ancient race of vampire overlords who use the Red Cross as a front to collect blood from all-too-willing cattle. Pat Robertson is secretly British, and fears discovery. Inner ear bones are exchanged as currency in southern areas of Kentucky, where they have no laws and there exists only one Scots-Irish bloodline.

Just have to say i loved JZ"S comment on her life accomplishments, that totally squashed meganharris's bullshit about how awesome paris hiltons life is. I also loved osh's life accomplishments as well, they may be a litlle different than jz's but still just as important! love you guys!

Last week when I was eating Salvia leaves with my teenage nieces and nephews, I saw Carol Channing and Lambchop committing acts of beastiality of biblical proportions while the cast of "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" looked on with astonishment. This was all set to the music of The Art of Noise. I decided to stick with licking toads and huffing glue after that.

129 - heh heh. you said 'retards'.

#132 A "retard" is anyone who doesn't know that when they offer you freshly ground pepper at the Olive Garden, they're trying to give you cancer.

Maybe she bought the tiger that tried to eat Roy. That would be a good thing.

Freshly ground cancer is also good roasted with cardamom and sprinkled on fish. Cancer-encrusted salmon will make you see Jesus. And Jesus is looking good these days. I think he's been working out.

@131 That's some funny shit!

Wow Megan Harris, you really are a clueless dolt aren't you?
The only reason she has "accomplished" any of that is because of little pukes like you.
You let shows like ET tell you what you should like, and then you drool over these sluts wishing so badly that you could be them. Then you run out and buy everything they have attached their name to, perpetuating the cycle.
Don't you think it's a little sad that people like Paris get so much money and attention for doing ANY of the things you mentioned, yet everyday heroes like jrzmommy are consistantly overworked and underpayed? You should stop gobbling up everything the pop culture media feeds you and start thinking for yourself. Maybe then you will realize that eating a hamburger in your bathing suit is hardly a fucking accomplishment.

MeganHarris is just a social retard, it's best to ignore her like a stray dog and scroll past her comments just like I do every single fucking day. If anything is worse than Paris Hilton, it's sticking up for Paris Hilton with electronic strangers on a site that's specifically designed to make fun of people like her. I understand you returning to this site because you're a giant loser, but you could atleast create a new identity in an attempt to "fool" us all

" 96. Posted by jkough on June 30, 2006 10:31 AM

How the HELL do you transport a TIGER in a limo "

VERY CAREFULLY

#86
jrzMOMMY = fucking pathetic screenname (anything with "mommy" in it, actually). Who the hell cares that you've spawned - who gives a shit about your precious mommy-status? Oh, and your a "hospital exec" and have "interns" and have:
1. Given birth and raised a child? (so what? You and 6 billion other people including Anna Nicole Smith)
2. Received a degree of any sorts? (Again, big fucking deal. LOTS of total morons have degrees including George W Bush)
3. Nursed a child back to health after cancer? (so what do you think that makes you, Mother fucking Theresa?)
4. Acted as a human shield for witnesses to crimes against humanity in war-torn countries? (Excuse me???? Do you expect anyone to actually believe that?)
5. Held a baby with HIV after it was abandoned by it's mother? (by "held" do you mean for like 8 seconds? Again, so the fuck what?)
Get over yourself! Your post was as puke-worthy as the one you were responding to.

1. My poetry has won the Nobel Prize for literature
2. I invented a new strain of rice that will grow in any conditions and end world hunger
3. I cured an entire African village of AIDS AND cancer
4. I have 9 PhDs and am the president of an ivy league university
5. I've donated $485 million to charity
6. I will soon reveal myself as the messiah

So fuck off

140/1.
You are completely stupid. I can't believe by how much you missed the fucking point. Comment #86 was another response to MeganHarris' claims that Paris is talented, has done important things and we should all want to be 'like' her, NOT someone shouting their mouth off about how great they are. I hope the next time you go to hospital for something severe, someone like Jrzmommy is just too busy and throws your ass back out in the street.

I'm gonna have to go with the tiger in the limo being BS. Although it does have a certain appeal.. "After 3 hours contained in limo, tiger rips Paris Hilton's head off and chews it over her torn and mangled body."

79 whether or not ur comparing yourself to her which i never said you were you still watch her every move and take the time to write about it so if u didnt like her then u wouldnt know enough about her to sit here and write abouth 4 paragraphs about her

Paris is one of the most hideous females I have ever seen... and her porn vid was LAME... I would rather watch scat that what she had to offer...

Paris needs to fuck off and join the circus

Hey Raggat--um, whatever that is.....What's the matter, kitten, was you cellmate too rough on your gunt that day and your bellyache made you cranky? I'm sure your IQ hovers somewhere in the low dull-normal range. I understand where your irrelevant rage comes from, however, since all you've managed to accomplish in your life is to catch chlamydia the most times in your family and watch every episode of Jerry Springer. Get bent. I'll send you a postcard the next time I'm in the Balkans, you clueless douchebag.

guys, be nice. maybe she's just into beastiality and has sex with tigers and ferrets and very small dogs. god, why won't people just accept others??!

i can't believe that's true. I mean i suppose it is true, but it just seems... not

Paris has the most amazing lack of muscle tone I've ever seen on such a painfully thin person. I predict she's going to be a serious fatty in the future.