Jun 7 2006Paris Hilton "Stars Are Blind" music video

first, fuckers

the scene with paris on the beach...she was just trying to bring her crabs "home"...

You know, the thing with it, is that it doesn't sound as horrible as Federline's attempt at music, but this also sounds overly manufactured. It's hard to tell whether Paris Hilton sounds OK, or if our recording technology has improved ten-fold to cover up an otherwise shitty voice!

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Well, I TRIED to watch this stupid video, but it won't play.

And then I thought, WTF? Why do I want to see this? Do I really hate myself that much?

I'm sure I could run down to the zoo right now and see baboons rolling around with one another and I'd get more turned on. I mean, I just love their red-asses.

What was with the cameraman? Was he having a seizure during the whole video?

Wait... that was me. My tongue is rapidly swelling- I think I bit it.

She makes my brain hurt.

TCLTC

damn that sucked.

Craptastic.

okay, now that i've taken a moment to view the video in question...what crap, as if gwen stefani had a double-digit IQ but no style or talent

Like I said in a previous post....

I have a dream. In it, OJ marries Paris Hilton...

I can't believe I just used up 4 minutes of my life watching this.

wtf was I thinking ??

I don't get sound on this computer, so in my mind she is singing acapella "there's sand in my vagina, there's sand in my vagina". Turn your sound off and try it. It really works. It's like that Pink Floyd - Wizard of Oz thing.

pinky: download mozilla firefox, it's good for video viewing

Hopefully STDs can't be transferred through the TV and internet, but something tells me the technology exists. Every station manager that plays this song/ video deserves to be fired and forced to fuck her as punishment. Then we need to be able to laugh and point at them as their dicks shrivel up and fall off like a newborn's umbilical cord.

I sure hope the guy she was dry humping in the video has good medical insurance. You know, for all the Valtrex he'll be needing now.

Um, that's not actually the video, but a summer-themed public service announcement on herpes.

I heard that during filming Paris was caught in her trailer with a lame banana up her twat

It's like somebody tool Chris Isaac's "Wicked Game" video (which was also done in Black & white -- Paris ripped it off), slathered it with half-chewed bubble-gum and infected it with herpes.

Can we say....RIPOFF! She sound like she's trying to be Gwen Stephani.

And I wanted to reach through the monitor, pin her arms down to her sides, truss her up with her own bleached hair, and javelin-toss her out to sea, where sharks will jump up into the air to eagerly consume her.

Paris's acting was so much better in her first "video." Sinner.

#4 - Won't play on mine, either. I saw this on Perez Hilton yesterday and wouldn't play then. I think it it God's way of protecting our little eyes.

#11 - It probably feels like there's sand in her crotch all of the time. Her LAB.

What a lame bitch, she can't even lip synch right....Doesn't she get enough attn w/out distorting our Music Outlets too.....damn skank, at least they can airbrush her herpe sores and her freakin crazy eye in a music video....

Can we contract eye-herpes from watching her too much and seeing her va-jayjay all of the time? Either way, I need some Windex STAT.

17

UGH! Don't EVEN compare the "Wicked Game" video to this atrocity! In my personal opinion, the "Wicked Game" video is one of the sexiest videos EVER. Like #15 said, it's a PSA for herpes.

Okay, so that's Paris wiggling on the beach, half naked as usual. But who's doing the singing?

i watched about 30 seconds then had to stop, but the beginning sounds just like culture club haha

When she's on the beach, do the crabs crawl INTO or OUT of her? Just curious.

Many womens' vaginas have been compared to things like flowers, butterflies, chewed-up bubblegum.
Stavros Niarchos said Paris' vagina was like something you'd find in the dumpster behind a harware store or in a jar on an alien spacecraft. He wrote that to her in a poem. It's true.

*hardware

#27 - In one of those, like, 21-page papers he was always writing for school?

As the great philosopher Bart Simpson once said, "before this, I didn't think it was possible for something to suck and blow at the same time." Leave it to Paris to reach new levels of craptacular entertainment.

the stars are blind. great title. i understand the working title of this song was "i gave the stars syphillis" but it didn't play well in focus groups.

initially i thought i was getting turned on by this video, but it turns out that my genitals were trying to kill themselves.

Oh Paris, you work that palm tree like it's your beach side stripper pole.

A real class act if there ever was one

i only got thru the first couple of seconds. this is by far the worst Chris isaac video ripoff ever. ever ever ever. i didnt put up the sound, and i'm sure i'm much better off. just die p hilton!

little kids will like this catchy song. it's their spineless parents who'll buy a million copies once junior starts stomping his/her feet for it.

and tweens with their $50/week allowances.

#23 Liek is said -- slathered it with half-chewed bubble guma nd infected it with herpes. capisce?

Wicked Game was voted the "sexiest video of all time" by MTV, for whatever that's worth. It's obvious Paris has tried to rip off some of the production of that, the skank...it's like taking Casablanca and putting Rosie O'Donnell in Ingrid Bergman's role.

I threw up just now. Why did I watch that?

Thank you for an honest review of the video. Perez's was disgustingly kiss ass.

Thank you kandy - she totally has a lazy eye and it drives me nuts! Ok, not only can she not sing (a given), but surprisingly enough, she can't dance! WTF?! I thought she spent her life in clubs - she looks like a praying mantis writhing around with her jerky motions. SHE SUCKS!

actually this video looks more like a valtrex commercial.

31
that was hilarious.

Paria is a retard, but I kinda like the song.

i heard this song last night on sirius

it gives me a headache

27 - I think it was when he was supposed to be working on his paper during free period, but instead was drawing loopy pictures on his Big Chief pad with a crayon of Paris and him holding hands on a beach with hearts and dollar signs all around them. Later it was reported the dollar signs and hearts were replaced with drawings of daggers and crabs.

Is it me or does Paris kind of sound like Gwen Stefani?

I'm hoping that big wave got them.
But I 'm also a bit worried about how many palm trees were harmed during the shoot because of all that contact.
That's not the 'tree hugging' Paris is known for.

paris' voice is as processed as her hair is. there's probably 4 or 5 studio singers involved, with their individual tracks overlayed to create the impression of a single voice. all in all it's so boring that it's given me a fit of narcolepsy... zzZzzzz...

@30 LOL...........

44: my heart just broke a little. such blasphemy. i hate paris hilton. i just hate her. she makes the baby jesus cry.

Sounds a bit like SKA...

Sorry, I meant SKA-NK

"Stars are Blind"? Well they will be after watching this pile of crap.
Bet they'll be wishing they were deaf too.

This isn't so terrible...maybe if she had done this first, instead of every other fiasco-attempt at acting, modeling, or anything else to become famous, and not contracted Hep C, maybe then she would be tolerable.

#30 - Ahhh, a Bart Simpson quote. I think I love you.
It's called a Suck-Cut. It sucks while it cuts.
It certainly sucks.

When is she going to come out with "The Star Has a Wonky Eye" video?

Just kidding. It could be worse.
Like what if you had to watch it twice ??!!!

In related news:
Paris rolled over on a dirty needle while filming "The Stars Are Blind" video. The needle was taken to an area hospital, treated and released. It is expected to make a full recovery.

54 - Haw haw! (ala Nelson in keeping with the Simpsons theme)

There's never a tidal wave when you need one. . .

*watches video and runs away crying*

There goes 3 minutes and 53 seconds of my life I'll never get back. She's a shank and a joke.

"When is she going to come out with "The Star Has a Wonky Eye" video?"

Hahaha! I'd pay to see that one!

@54 pretty freakin' funny...

That's probably why I never let my needles go to the beach unsupervised.

terrible

Definitely agree that this is a poorly disguised (and even more poorly done) attempt to rip off the Wicked Game video. Paris, however, doesn't hold a candle to Helena Christenson in the sexiness department. Or Chris Isaak for that matter.

Here's "Wicked Game" for comparison (and to make the world look better after having watched Paris gallavant around): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXmlJQN5Pm8

Funny how bored Helena often looks in the video.

I wasn't as bad as I thought it would be - just boring and repetitive enough that it will be stuck in my head all day.

I don't think Paris has a lazy eye, it is her $1,000 dollar custom-painted contact lenses that give her that look. Since they are opaque to cover up her natural brown they can't help but look weird at certain angles because of the way they have to paint around the pupil.

thank you 62. i needed something to wash my eyes out after viewing 5 seconds of that paris hilton filth.

Yes - for sure a rip off of the Wicked Game video. Falls WAAAAY short of Helena's performance (she's a godess!). Geee, that poor guy. Looks like his struggling to get through the shoot. He really earned his paycheque that day!

She stole gwen´s voice, giselle bündchen´s hairdo,britney´s spears "don´t let me be the last to know" scenes, wicked game´s style...she has all the money in the world and that´s the best she can do??

lame

Perez would bite our heads off if we saw what we´re talking about his new *"friend"*

It´s nice to see real and funny reviews instead of ass kissing..

this made me dizzy, all the jumping around from scene to scene.

evidently paris has never watched a video that features the performer conducting other activies beyond rolling around like it's a playboy shoot. seems she has finally decided that if a video of her rolling around having/feigning sex is hitting the airwaves, she may as well make some money from it. it's like she can't do anything but roll around, toss her hair, and pretend to tie herself up in her own clothing.

oh...right.

2:41 into it features the stuntman looking skyward with an expression that can only mean he's counting the dollars until he's free from this torture. he is constantly brushing her fake hair out of the way as well, so he can pretend to kiss her. no actual month contact tho, lucky for him.

ugh...on of the worst music videos i've ever seen

thanks, paris. Not only stars are blind now, so am I.

I wonder if she was directly trying to rip off Men At Work?

"I come from a land down under..."

I also wonder if she put any thought into the song and video whatsoever. Both are really not good.

We are truly living in the end times if someone will actually PAY this skank to writhe her snatch around in the sand and bray like a wounded donkey - will I catch herpes by watching this shit?

@36 You should watch that video everyday, if thats the case, considering you way 1-Ton........

And I'm not trying to pick a fight just thought it was funny, unless of course your Chinese and were trying to be a funnier version of Won-Ton........

"Show me your love and I'll show you mine"
..Since when does Paris need incentive to show us anything? Especially her vag. Which she confuses with love.

#54 Hee, hee.

That video reminded me of the last time I locked myself in my Panic Room. I knew that I could get out any time, but I wasn't sure when I should. And then I started getting this horrible feeling I probably couldn't last as long as I thought, and all I had to do was push a button...I was also glad I work from home, because I'd rather be caught beating off watching video of a donkey ass-fucking a dead Japanese school girl than have someone see me watching Paris.

I can't believe I just exposed my 4 week old daughter to that... Needless to say, she just barfed all over me. Seriously...

It was really boring watching her hump that guy. I was more amused watching her try to give that guy with a gut head for half an hour... of course I skipped to the good parts (there wern't any!)

i just feel like dying

or puking

This sounds JUST like 'Kingston Town' by UB40. Of course they released their version 1n 1989, which means that all of the people who are young enough to look at Paris Hilton as having ANY musical talent will not have heard it.

God Damn it all to hell, now the world's oceans are polluted with herpes, syphilis and gonorrhea.
I thoguht there was a law that Paris wasn't allowed within 1,000 yards of any ocean?
Thanks a lot Skankis Hilton, now I'll never enjoy shrimp again.

we've all seen paris in her 'try and act sexy mode'. i think a MUCH better concept for this video would have been:

1) paris force feeding some mcdonald's to a nicole ritchie look-a-like.
2) brandon davis in the background being all sweaty and drunk and burning money in a golden trashcan.
3) a fist fight in a nightclub bathroom with a Firecrotch look-a-like.
4) Greek shipping heirs dancing on a yacht.
5) some footage of paris shopping and spending her money (that would be thrown at the salesgirls' faces) done in the night vision style of her infamous (albeit boring) porn movie.

and all done to a more 'rock' sound. someone should fire her marketing/pr person and hire me.

Wow! I think that is possibly the dullest music video i have ever witnessed. Can't say it's a catchy tune or you'll hear it on the dance floor - thank the Lord! safe to say that her music career will remain where it belongs - on the road to no where.

why is she wearing gloves in one pic?

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Crab stew, crab creole, crab on a stick, crab souffle, crab gumbo, crab ice cream, fried crabs with crab sauce served on toasted crabs... yup, Forest, that's about it.

#18 :)

> And I wanted to reach
> through the monitor, pin
> her arms down to her sides,

you mean like karl did
on camera
the
other day :)

that was a fucking train wreck...I had to see it for myself, but now I am going to have nightmares for the rest of my life...

#37 no probs babe :)

72

Is that you, Whipper?

The sample sounds like Blondie's "The Tide is High." Tell me the bitch did not sample Blondie.

Same old paris, let me get half naked on tv.

This girl is nothing but a w**** who is only where she is because of who she is related to. She can not act nor can she sing and her stupidity, she makes Jessica Simpson look smart.

Someone please just shoot her

Speaking of Jessica, I just heard on the radio that she is slated to play Pam Anderson's character, CJ, in the upcoming Baywatch movie. She and Pam apparently saw each other at a club, and Jessica asked her, "How did you run slow like that? That must've been really hard." Pam was silent a few seconds, then told her that it was actually recorded in slo-mo, and then had to proceed to explain to Jess what slo-mo is.

I don't know if this is true or not, but it sure sounds like something that wouls come out of the mouth of the girl that thought tuna was chicken.

kind of the Blair Witch effect... one more edit and I would have gone into convulsions.

and 5,6,7,8,... arms over the head, spin, look at camera, sly smile, arms over the head, repeat...

The sand part made me itch, I guess rashes are sexy now...

Will workman's comp pay for the guy's Valtrex?

Looks like Chris Issac's Tainted Love on Mescaline, sounds like Gwen Stefani if she got her throat beat in by a horde of rabid wildebeasts....kill da paris

This video is so boring it's like it never really existed and I never really saw it.
It's the visual equivalent of eating celery.
Puke, yawn.

#52 Get it off me! It's sucking my will to live!

Anyone else notice how shitty of a pole dancer she is? And with all the experience she's had. I'm disappointed in her. I'm also disappointed in myself for getting that far into the video.

this sounds like a reject Britney Spears song from '01 or whenever she wasn't a fat hag.

I heard that they had to layer her voice 5 times or so just to make it sound thick enough.

Oh, and I almost forgot....even though he's been quiet lately, Tom Cruise still loves the cock....thats why he's been quiet. Difficult to talk with a dick in your mouth.

93

Tainted Love is by Soft Cell, I believe.

I guess no one bothered to notify paris that palm trees aren't stripper poles. oh well.

OH MY GOD

just listening
to gwen
talking about bananas
in hollaback :)

Now I'm getting a migraine. I blame Paris. Or maybe herbiefrog.

Okay, now I might be losing my mind, but I kind of like it. She sings pretty well and I don't think the song is that bad either.

not bad. it's no popozao though

@3 Sharkbite - EXACTLY! That shit's totally manufactured to cover up her shitty voice.

@8 Jane Eyre - I was thinking that too! She's trying to imitate a breathy Gwen Stephani or Jewel (I hate Jewel).

@23 Jane Eyre - Dito, chicka. It's a sacralege to compare Isaac and Christensen to that walking Herpes pustule.

I think the cameraman did an amazing job of filming her moving fast at angles JUST SO to hide her pointy witch nose and lazy eyeball. Good work, dude.

A palm tree as a crotch post....whoreable

That was bad, really really bad
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#54
...and in other news :)

i just listened
[for the first time]
to linds
singing
i wanna cum first
...so now we're really confused :)

I liked the Black & White start to things. Leaving a little something to the imagination is an interesting approach for Paris.

Then it switched to color and she started dancing with palm trees. I would hear the palm trees screaming, "We didn't sign up for this!"

"stink" says it all

Somebody needs to make a version of this with splices of her Sex Tape in there to acompany the lyrics. It would make it funnier x23746235

So original, and by 2006, so cliche. It looks like "Wicked Game" (Chris Isaac), "Love Will Never Do" (Janet Jackson), and "Cherish" (Madonna). Except this time, the sex appeal is gone.

Oh, and the song makes me want kick someone in the head.

There's too much rolling around in it for me. Can't she stand still and just sing or somethin'? Why's there gotta be so much writhing around and crap? Is that sexy? Guys--do you find that sexy?? I mean, I gotta know. If so, I need to writhe around alot more.

I like the end where you see her driving on the road looking very satisfied. As if to say, "Aah, another day, another STD contracted." You'd think that considering the lyrics you'd see the guy with her in the car, but I think Paris disintegrated him with her vagina.

She said she found her voice.....in a synthesizer? Anyway, it is a sad day when I can't watch a skanky beeotch roll around for more than ten seconds without getting bored.

106

Ha ha, a "crotching post".

This really sucks. And I'm not just saying that because it's Paris Hilton.

The vocals are awful, the video is awful (it looks like a commercial for something though I'm not quite sure what), the whole thing is just...Yuck.

Is it just me, or does that video remind anyone else of a Valtrex commercial?

Everyone keeps saying she's got a freaky eye, but I haven't seen it. Of course, I can't look directly at the video. Is her "band" a guy with a keyboard? I hear no discernable instruments. Why is she doing this to us? I'm freaking out a little. Since we are quoting Simpsons characters, I will channel Comic Store Guy: "Worst video ever".

118. You mean the "Herpicin" comercial

There's no way that is her singing.

It's not that the singing is that good or anything, but singing requires being able to either read or memorize the words and there's no possible way that Paris managed to do that.

This is easily the most boring thing I've ever seen.

does she know she's paris hilton???

i prayed for a killer whale to come on shore and bite her leg off like it did to bo derrick in "orka"

whoever gave paris any inkling that she could make it as a singer should be shot. not only is her video a glorified excuse for her to rub herself and roll around in the sand, it's just pathetically horrible with a blair witch quality (both the sensation of puking and having no clue what's going on).

this is probably the real reason she can't keep a boyfriend...she shows them her music videos/plays them her "songs" and they die laughing or run with shame for having ever associated with, let alone fucked, such and ignorant, vapid bimbo.

lastly, her voice is very reminiscent of Anna Nicole in her marilyn monroe singing era...you know, that daddy song?

raspy.

i have a headache, now.

Sure now her crabs have been set free, you only need to quarantine the beach for herpes outbreak...ugh...

why not?
bastard board
deleted my message :)

nearly finished with this thread
as barry tried to explain
[i] write the songs
its easy if you go back in time
:)
so let's all move forward

but if you want to talk to me
do it yourself
dont get a writer?

thanks gwen :)
lovely baby by the way :))

2:20 = boob. why is that not edited out?

Somebody needs to make a version of this with splices of her Sex Tape in there to acompany the lyrics. It would make it funnier x23746235

Ugh....

Style is all wrong. Paris lacks sweetness, and the video wasn't whorish enough.

Who will buy this? Parents took their kids to Britney concerts because at that time Britney was *perceived* as a good-girl (I always thought she was a cock-tease, though), whereas you seriously have to question...who will be Paris' audience?

I vow to seriously rip into anyone I witness purchasing this trash! Paris is a dark-hearted cum-wench and must be stopped!

I only made it 36 seconds in and got too bored. I'm assuming it doesn't get any better.

Syrupy synth guitar and her over-processed voice. Sadly, not nearly as offensive to the human race as I would have liked, but so completely bland that I've already forgotten it.

Thats one of the trashiest things I've seen in a long time. She needs to eat something cus her boobs are smaller than my 12 year old sisters.

despite all the tree-humping and the hot gay male model, didn't this seem oddly sexless and "sterile"? (not meant to imply that word applies to her physically)

For the duration of the video, I felt like that scene in Clockwork Orange where the guy's eyelids are pryed back and he's forced to watch footage of really nasty stuff. Except the video I saw was even more fucked-up - and no one MADE me watch it.
Someone get over here and spank me, apparently I like it when it hurts.

#128 - It that your phone number? I'm going to start prank calling you in the middle of the night.

Boring video, boring music (way overproduced) predictable all the way through the 75% I watched until I just fell asleep at my keepboard.

**BIG YAWN**

Note to Paris Flamecrotch: PPPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEE find a unique style so you aren't lumped in with the rest of the Celine Dion/Muzak on 'easy listening' radio stations.

IN SHORT: Major suckage.

I just threw up in my mouth a little while watching that video, not because it was so disgusting seeing Paris writhing around with a vapid boy model and then dry humping a palm tree, but because the cameraman was apparently wacking off while filming it and I just got a serious case of motion sickness from all that camera movement. What's up with that jumpy, "Blair Witch Project" style videography? Did they think if they made it hard to actually SEE the video that we might not notice how bad it really is? My eyes are still burning from the visual. I had to play it with the sound off so I wouldn't run the risk of my ears bleeding. I can only take so much pain in one day! Now excuse me while I go rinse the puke our of my mouth...

27--Hardware store? More like something you'd find in the dumpster behind an Arby's...extra horsey sauce included.

Boring and repetitive, just like Paris. She should forget about the "singing" and the "acting" and just become the world's highest paid pole dancer. It is her destiny.

Damn, that sucked. And that poor guy was forced to lick her face through the whole thing.

OMG, where do I begin? First, it looks like a really cheezy rip of Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game", but at least Helena Christensen was hot. As far as the sound, which I endured for the sake of this post, I can tell you it has that really annoying Euro pop sound to it. Think "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. Paris should stick to what she does best...being a pimple on the ass of America.

"got a heart and soul and body"?
at least whoever wrote this left out "mind".

Fuck me, is this the Blair Witch Project Beach Party Boogaloo? Was the entire "beachy" idea to make the viewer seasick? BTW nice "singing" Paris. And by singing I mean twelve layered vocal tracks, a pitch corrector, vocoder, and ten months of studio editing.

Lisad71 answered my question...yeah, it never dawned on me...those damn Europeans are gonna snap up this C.D. Shit, I can't be everywhere. Any folks over there want to volunteer to slap or verbally abuse anyone who is actually desperate enough to pay for this P.O.S.?

My God, I could only make it to 2 minutes before my ears started to bleed and I was forced to click the stop button.

Methinks my ears got herpes.

#134- Yes, yes it is. The country code is +264. Call me frequently.

the only guy that wanted to be in the video with Paris Herpes..err..I mean Hilton, was a gay waiter who needed the cash...he keeps closing his eyes wishin' it was another guy with assless chaps...HHHHhhheeee HAaaawwwww...*opens his eyes* "oh shit..it's still here!!

"I'll show you mine"??? is that what the skanks saying?? You think thats how her sex videos started?? Too late you ho we've all already seen yours!!!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

I think I just died a little inside.

It is like watching a praying mantis try to "get down and boogie" while devouring her mate.

#80-I'm still smiling at the image of fat, greasy Brandon Davis burning money in a gold trash can. Somehow that just says it all about him, Paris and their ilk.
PS The worst video ever, terrible song and if one more person compares it to Tide Is High I'm going to flip out completely. That video has pushed me dangerously close to the edge...

she doesnt have a lazy eye,its just that her left eye is smaller than her right,and shes not wearing hand painted custom lenses..shes wearing a an 90 dollars pair,natural touch baby blue-i have them.
they look very fake-
her contacts
http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/5344/53671parishiltonandnickyhilton.jpg

on me

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1327/ntbb9uy.jpg

as for the video b4 i read any comment the first thing i thought was that wicked games video!

I'm going to start accepting everyone's opologies from everyon one who told me i was crazy for liking her voice. HELLO??

someone tell me the difference between her vioce and the Over-rated Gewn Stefani? there is none. She's good.

153

Holy crap, that was like the eye of Sauron.

Sounds like a song of UB40, an 80's group

153

That photo of Paris is the most frightening thing I've ever seen. Look at that gigantic pointy hook nose of hers, that thing is massive!

OMG, I was just gonna say that this looks just like Wicked Games by CHris Isaac, and also like Love will never do (without you) by Janet Jackson. Her song and video SUCK.

Someone should warn this dude about the dangers of herpes.

So Paris's lack of talent, STDs, flat chest, etc. have probably been covered -- but has anyone said anything yet about that cheesy-ass background music?

It's all "oompa-loompa" and I'm imagining a row of dwarves bobbing up and down to this song. Incidentally, a row of bobbing dwarves would really improve the video.

I swear, it sounds like she's saying, "Give me all your real love gravy."

PHWTLG...ALL teh love gravy.
Greedy bitch.

This video and my last colonoscopy video are very similar...

perhaps its just some kind of sick joke?

#154 I don't know how much heroin you've done today but if you think that is actually her voice and not a computer rendering you are in the running for idiot of the year. The difference between her and Gwen Stefani ? Too many to mention but let's start with Gwen can actually sing, somewhat, on stage and sells out areans. I have a feeling the only person paying to see this tone deaf twat perform is you.

She sells out areans? That's good, because that would suck if she was a Nazi sympathizer.

Well the tide is high, and so is Paris. Honestly, why didn't she just do another hump video with Blondie and Jimmy Buffet playing in the background? Same effect.

I swear to God Almighty, if this charts, I'll use every instrument of the black arts to crack the world and bring about an apocalypse of Lovecraftian proportions, in which tentacled otherworldy beings will slowly consume our souls via long and painful anal violation.

Because we'll deserve it. Oh yes, we'll deserve it.

Course, that bitch will probably think it's a family reunion.

She's so popozao! Fire! Ungh!

In ok! magazine, they had a picture of this being filmed.
except it wasnt them?

this video makes me so tired.

this also reminds me of The Tide is High by the girls who redid it, Atmoic Kitten or something my younger sister listens to.

also, she says "those other guys who want to take me for a ride" doesnt she ride everyone, anyways?

Help! Somebody find Edna! Maybe she can ask Jesus to heal the blind stars and all of us who are now blind cause of this video.
Help Edna Help!

Wasn't terrible.......just saying.

I have zero respect for Paris Hilton as a person/label/industry, but the song is not all that bad. It reminded me of a less talented No Doubt. All pop, no subastance, but still catchy. The video however is a total embarrassment. It does nothing to help her break out as a serious musician and looks slapped together. It's a total mismatch. If she had a good video behind this song, it would probably be huge.

Dear Humping Ibexis

Why did I watch that? How did they edit out the foam spraying from her crotch? Why is she rich, and yet didn't take dancing lessons?

I'm going to get my soldering iron, there is a part of my brain I need to burn away.

#154 - Hello, Megan! We've actually really missed you!

It took her about 1min 35sec to get his pants off. That's longer than average. I like the "guys want to take me for a ride" line. I hope that they sandblasted that poor bastard to get the germs off after they were done.

The most annoying thing about this is that I know all the morons in this country, which unfortunately seem to be the majority, are going to make this a big hit.

I watched and I'm ashamed.

I'm also disappointed that Boy George won't sing his own songs anymore. Do we really need this sort of stand in?

Honestly, it does sound like it belongs on one of Boy George's early albums.

Also, again, not a Stefani fan. Now we've got two of them.

How many times can she fluff her oh so blonde hair? Is that her only sexy move? Wait... Is that sexy? That's what really annoyed me. She is supposed to be a rich slut. Why can't she dance then? Is she too good for foreplay? I turned the sound off after the first verse so I can't judge the cheap manufactured and forgettable song. Oh no wait...

Megan...no, she's not good. Even with all the over-production and effects they've put on her voice, it still sounds like ass. On top of that, she almost certainly sounds 100 times worse live and without an engineer to make it sound...like...that.

However, I will apologize to you, but only for your obvious lack of taste. I'm sorry you were born tone deaf.

And Jacq isn't lying...you have been missed.

What IS Chris Isaak doing these days? Man, I had a huge crush on him.

Oh, and Paris' song. . .well, I've forgotten what it sounded like already.

Hey, it looks as though Herb Ritts himself just shot the video. Wait, Herb Ritts has been dead since 2002. Hey, it looks as though Herb Ritts himself just shot the video.

I see this song being a hit because of the 15 year old girls who are "omgz so in love" with their boyfriends.

Is this the first sign of the apocalypse?

What a shiloh pitt!

Hilton is a perfect example of "spare the rod, spoil the child". Someone beat this woman with a stick, please!

I'm depressed beyond my means.

"If you'll show me your love, baby, I'll show you mine..."

Ew. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! Eeeuuuuwwwwwww!!!!!

That poor guy. That poor palm tree.

I can what till this whore gets to sing on an awards show and everybody just laughs at her dumb ass.

It a mission immpossible for this whore to make an ass out of herself.

I agree with Megan Harris. I like the song. The video was a bit boring for me, but I think the song is catchy and I believe that, even if people won't admit it, they secretly like it and will listen to it. Just wait..it'll be successful. Her voice is much better than Britney Spears'. I actually think she sounds good too.

Let's hope the stars are deaf as well...

methinks anyone who is defending this song is a twelve year old girl with shitty taste in music. That song/video is disgusting, no argument. IT IS TERRIBLE SONG and even if it gets popular, that wont prove anything. I wonder how original she thought she was being with this video.."Let's shoot it on a beach..no one's ever done that!"

CK commercial? You're too kind. The song sounded like something you put together when your mate's just bought a new keyboard and you're testing out the built-in Carribean-themed drum and accompaniment function in your garage. Also she looks more turned on by her own relfection in the camera lens, than the poor sod they probably had to pay a shit load of money to fake interest in her. It's a cruel cruel world.

CK commercial? You're too kind. The song sounded like something you put together when your mate's just bought a new keyboard and you're testing out the built-in Carribean-themed drum and accompaniment function in your garage. Also she looks more turned on by her own reflection in the camera lens, than the poor sod they probably had to pay a shit load of money to fake interest in her. It's a cruel cruel world.

She looks like an ass... even thru all that high tech equipment she still sounds like shit. Does she really EXPECT for people to run out and buy this crap ass CD..she outta her dam mind.

Porno is what would suit her best.

What a horrible song. It sounds exactly like the crappy island music they play on KMOA all day long.

Dear Megan, the reason why this music video sucks: It is elevator music with 50 pence worth of phone sex moans mixed into it. And much like cheap phone sex: everything is pre-fabricated to make you to like it because a bunch of people hired by Paris do the thinking, writing, marketing and possibly also: the moaning, for her. There is nothing in the video that’s innovative, something that that sounds or looks so new and refreshing, that it would excite you or can touch you at a deeper level that the superficial. Good artists/music does that, this video of hers is a shitload of crap. I actually hope that miss Hilton soon dies of some horrible sexual transmitted disease. This talent-poor piece of shit with the brain capacity of a glass of tapwater of dubious quality should not be allowed to reproduce to pollute the planet with her moronic off-spring. Paris Hilton is a walking advertisement to young girls to be bitchy, mean whoring stick insects who do not need to be smart or educated to get what they want. The problem with this approach is that it only works when you can live the rest of your life off your daddy’s money. Besides, most of the girls are much, much better than this.

Dear Megan, the reason why this music video sucks: It is elevator music with 50 pence worth of phone sex moans mixed into it. And much like cheap phone sex: everything is pre-fabricated to make you to like it because a bunch of people hired by Paris do the thinking, writing, marketing and possibly also: the moaning, for her. There is nothing in the video that’s innovative, something that that sounds or looks so new and refreshing, that it would excite you or can touch you at a deeper level that the superficial. Good artists/music does that, this video of hers is a shitload of crap. I actually hope that miss Hilton soon dies of some horrible sexual transmitted disease. This talent-poor piece of shit with the brain capacity of a glass of tapwater of dubious quality should not be allowed to reproduce to pollute the planet with her moronic off-spring. Paris Hilton is a walking advertisement to young girls to be bitchy, mean whoring stick insects who do not need to be smart or educated to get what they want. The problem with this approach is that it only works when you can live the rest of your life off your daddy’s money. Besides, most of the girls are much, much better than this.

This sort of thing just makes me want to cry into my keyboard when I think of all of the bands and artists out there who are actually talented trying, w/ their hart and soul, to get a record deal, and this spoiled, herpes carrying, skank gets to make videos and record an album (absolutely obvious that the use of studio magic, good call #97, makes her voice sound half way credible).

It also makes me sad to be a part of this culture when I think of all the people who are going to buy this crap.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't it look like she had the tip of her nose fixed? She doesn't seem to have that Gonzo the muppet thing going on anymore.

I can't believe I just signed up on this website just to say I LOVE the song and I am listening to it non-stop because it has a great feeling to it. If it wasn't Paris many people here would say it is a nice song but because it's Paris we have to hate her, oh come on haters! get a break!

This is not the same woman who sung happy birthday to HH. I wonder if the poor person in the recording studio who had to kiss her ass has committed suicide yet? This song is great in the same way Debbie Gibson was before she was Debra except now the style is even more sachrine and I was only able to get to 1:39 before I vomited in my trash can. It made me want to go to the bathroom and take a JLo.

Was that for real?, I am serious,was it??

LMAO!!!!! That so wasn't even her voice. It sounded so computerized and fixed to the max. Did she do anything else in the video besides slam her head back and rub her hands through her hair? ugh I have a headache now.

repulsive.

absolutely repulsive.

I'm nauseous. Not sure if it's because of the camera work (whatever happened to "steadycam" technology?) or one of the six STDs I got just looking at this "music video." CK ad and Chris Isaak's Wicked Game rip offs have been mentioned. I think it looks suspiciously like a Guess? advertisement-remember being accosted by that every time you walked into a mall. Ugh.

okay watching that made my iq drop about 25 points, and was she having a seizure? I mean it looked like the camera man just ran around trying to catch it. YUCK!!!!!!! She should just go away.

# 164 keep it up and you will be first against the wall you sexy bitch

Scientists say that laughing for 10-15 minutes burns 40 calories. My body feels like it just did an hour of cardio (while my stomach feels like it did an hour of the the spinning tea cups ride).

Ok...no matter what her friends and family say, I still have yet to see that this girl has any natural talent at anything besides posing in front of a camera and slightly hiding that lazy eye she has. Someone should tell her that just because you think you can do everything doesn't mean that you can. Anyone watch House of Wax?

I thought she was really kool and for girls who like Britney will definitley love this. I love it! Voice was definitley re-edited its obvious but she pulls it off where she could have a strong female fan base. The video sucks but she just started so I think she will only get better.

I thought she was really kool and for girls who like Britney will definitley love this. I love it! Voice was definitley re-edited its obvious but she pulls it off where she could have a strong female fan base. The video sucks but she just started so I think she will only get better.=)

I thought she was really kool and for girls who like Britney will definitley love this. I love it! Voice was definitley re-edited its obvious but she pulls it off where she could have a strong female fan base. The video sucks but she just started so I think she will only get better.

Rofl..Well said...Star

kinda cute how they managed to morph her voice into a gwen stefani

Fuck she's talented. And by talented, I mean she's retarded.

AHAHAHA! Did you hear the lyrics?

"Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But I when I walk they talk of suicide"

Yeah, I'd probably wanna kill myself too after catching what Paris has.

This shit's gonna go over REAL well with the 12 year olds.

Wow she actually DONE SOMETHING. I am almost ready to stop hating her I mean by done something done something besides get it on with like everybody

she has

This sounds like a clone of "Oh baby it's a wide world, wild world something like that" UB40 remember it? but still better than K-Fed it wasn't the song so much but the way he cringed to it omgosh cringe one more time!

the way he bopped to it sorry

Wasn't that the Anna Nicole Trim Spa comercial. It would have looked much better if it had been filmed with a green filter.

PARIS HILTON RULES. I LOVED THE MUSIC VIDEO AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. THE VIDEO WAS NATURAL, FUN AND NOT TOO FORCED. EVERYONE IS JEALOUS BECUZ SHE IS ENJOYING LIFE. ANYTIME SOMEONE IS SUCCESSFUL SOME PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU FOR IT. THE VIDEO IS NOT AN AWARD WINNER BUT ITS COMPETENT AND FUN. STOP HATE N GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. B*TCHES

I tried hard not to comment on this, but I just have too. This girl is an embarrassment. You would think after all the negative publicity with her sex tapes, she would at least clean it up for a music video. This girl has the mind of a complete snail. She's useless and the more the media puts her picture out the more negative this world will be. This is not the type of role model I want for anyone. She's a cheap slut. Who says you have class just because you have money? This is a wonderful example of that point.

I've seen sexier, more talented, and much more appealing trannies.

If people get to be rich they should be made sterile so that future generations of Hiltons and Davises can be avoided. So few rich kids are worthy of living...

For those inclined to support or defend Paris Hilton's "singing voice" I recommend you listen carefully to her interviews on the red carpet. Her voice is thin and nasal and I bet when she sings she sounds just like all those sorority girls who clump on stage at karaoke to screech out "I Touch Myself".

Money can buy you a lot of things, class and talent aren't among them.

She was trying to replicate one of Chris Issak's video which was in fact voted sexiest video of all time. She is a thief and can't even come up with original music video ideas.

I agree for the most part with 220. I dont know if she "rules" but what the hell? The vid isnt THAT bad. And I admit she is attractive. Long blonde hair, great body, whats not to admire? So its a knock-off? If it bothers you that much you need a hobby. The girl has like 5 BILLION dollars!! What would ANY ONE of you do with your lives if you had that $!?? She's what, like 24 and having fun with her life & as far as I know she hasnt hurt anyone. I think Ms. Hilton is doing just fine.

I was amazed by ho many bad review this video has. It's not one of the best, but it isnt THAT BAD. I mean sure it's corny and predictable and slutty but come on, you guys swear there are never any video like that. This song isnt too horrible. It's just simple and cute. About her voice, who cares if it's been edited for 10 thousands hours. PARIS HILTON has a shit load of money so she can produced a CD and have a slutty video all she wants. I mean I totally disagree with her sex tape and style, but if I have all the money like her I would do the exact same thing. ONE MORE THING STOP BEING JEALOUS ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS AND WHAT SHE WEARS (LIKE CLOTHES OR COLORED CONTACT LENSES). HER BODY IS ALL NATURAL AND VERY HOT. SO PLEASE STOP THE TRASH TALK. Leave the poor girl alone!!
To paris: Just ignore the bad comments and live your life however you want!!! nobody can tell you otherwise. =)
Kinkeekathee
PS.. Oh and about the throwing up or vomitting or puking comment: You guys are the corny and fake ones!! Stop Exaggerating!! YOU KNOW you want to watch it or else you wouldn't search for it. HA!

225- You go girl! She does have a bunch of money and it's true that if they hate her so much why are they searching the web for her? Did you know that JEALOUSY is one of the ten deadly sins?! Paris take from someone who hasn't had more than 5 friend in her life. Everyone else better shut that big rumor spreding hole on thier face! The only reason this is true is because they hate my voice and how I dance. The only peaple who suport me is my mom, my oler sister Brittany, and my music teacher. So, to me your music video is the WAS OFF THE HOOC GIRL! Forget about the people who hate you. take avise from people who like you (They don't have to be just boys like Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt or Mathue Moconahe).

drr...too much movement in not enough time XD look at the guy's face he's like 'i don't get paid enough for this' LOL. this song's been waaay overdue, if it were released last year like they'd promised then it would've been a sure fire thing but paris hasn't done anything big in so long i can't say i'm sure this'll bring any kind of hype to her career. she should've just put this song on her sex tape and posted it as a filmclip. paris needs to go back to what she does best- making porn and 'accidently' flashing her unmentionables

top 10 reason you dont hate paris

1 you all love her you cant lie for i am your inner conscience for i am the right hand of the devil
2 i got love her now for one hated is one
adored
3 yes she might be a rich snob spoiled to the gills but she gets your goat
4 she has better cars than your geo
5 she gets more attenion than you could ever imagine
6 she has had more sex than you could ever imagine
7 she is not a skinnie minnie as nicole
8 she makes good porn videos
9 she could place you on top of the hilton mentally and physically
10 she could buy you the best lawyers money could buy

paris is the best

the video clip star are blind the first time i see it i love it it will be no1 soon so all u that hate her dont be angry when it become no1 on trl

just because u havent meet her u all hate her she is so nice the bestfriend anyone can have she have so much fun and know how to party just because she have all that money she dont care well she care about all her friend and take very good care of them all thank paris forever love k

kinkykat: "Leave the poor girl alone!!"
paris is anything but poor. and if u met her she'd b sure to remind u of how poor U are.
#224: i think she HAS hurt people. or at least their vehicles...didn't she back into a honda accord in a parking lot and then tear ass outta there without leaving a note?
#228: are top ten lists supposed 2 b in descending order?

I actually like this one. I've heard worse. I mean look at Abba, lol. Anyway when I first heard it today, I thought, oh great it's Gwen Stefani gone reggae - then I saw it was sung by Paris. I didn't realise she could sing. Well better than me anyway. I don't know why people feel the need to say it's rubbish - it's alot better than much of the music that is virtually smeared into our faces. I'm not a Paris fan, but she can at least hold a tune.

Paris is an awesome singer,and for all you who dont get a life,your just jealus because she is famous and better then you,so all of people who dont like her frigen stop harissing her.

How are we supposed to take Sammie seriously? She can't even follow grammatical rules and can't spell. Should be "don't" and "than" moron like Hilton herself. You should be proud, you're a true fan. More so though, you're just like her. And what exactly constitutes your comment that she is "better than you"? She is so much worse, she's a whore. She's a whore is constituted by comment 228 numbers 6 and 8. Possible reaction: “just because she has a lot of sex doesn’t make her a whore.” She’s the one getting fucked; she’s not doing the fucking. Fuck: the thrusting of the penis into the vagina. That’s why she’s a whore; she just gets passed along getting banged here and there. As for number 4 (of the list in comment 228): good for her, we should like her because of the cars she possesses.

For once she looks pretty hot... I have to admit. Weird but true. And the song itself doesn't suck that much either.

I heard this song and loved it. When I discovered it was Paris singing it, I thought "Oh well, this is fine." No matter what some of you younger jealous types think of her, she is very beautiful, has money and she parties with the best because she can. If you keep frustrating over her life style, you'll die too young. Get a life and worry about something you can do something about. Sit back and enjoy the song and the video. That's what I'm doing, over and over and over again today. They're both fantastic. Although it will never happen, I only wish I could meet her. She's smarter than most of you out there condemning her. Keep up the great work, Paris.

please watch this!! uah uah uah!!

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/showMeDaContent.aspx?cid=1981

Paris said her role model is Gwen Stefani, probably why she paid to have her voice altered to sound sort of like hers. How much did she pay Chris Issac to copy his "Wicked Game" video? Why is this a different video then the one on VH1? Why do I keep missing her nipple popping out? And could I hate Paris Hilton anymore? Ugh she makes me want to puke. She looks like big bird rolling in the sand wearing the ugliest bathing suits I've ever seen.
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#239 add on, I do like the song... It would be cooler if it was Gwen Stefani like I thought.
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This is the worst song I ever heard, my ears are bleeding!!!