Jun 9 2006Paris Hilton should be in jail

FIRST YOU BEE-ATCHES!!!!!

It's not like she can't afford to pay for the damage.

Cow.

She was probably in a big rush to go home and vomit up her lunch!!

omg omg a new post finally S.F. guy unfortunatly i already read this on another site today like 8 hours ago so S.F. guy come on get your hands out of your pants and start giving us some new posts before every other site has had them up all day, thanks

How bulshit is that????

Her license plate is blurred out, but the plate of the civic the harpie hit is not??!?!?!?!!!!!!!

The only way she would be of any use to anybody or anything is if cars ran on venereal diseases and stupidity instead of gasoline.

I want to see the mask and cape

Oh shit, that's my civic!

That's the worst.

There's nothing as bad as having a good day hanging out and then you come out to the parking lot and some asshole has hit your car with no note in sight. Totally ruins the day.

Unless you were already having a bad day and then your car's damaged.

I hope whoever she hit knows she did it by now.

#5 -- Because the owner is the civic is merely a peasant not worthy of such advanced blurry-thingy technology

god damn this bitch is crazy.

How much do you bet that she won't get in trouble?

i second on the mask and cape!

as an owner of a civic, i'm appalled.

thats Hot! (she is such an idiot!)

o.k.
we can't cite brit for endangering her child because it wasn't witnessed by an officer.

but PH hits a car, and since there were witnesses she can get busted. since when did human life become less valuable than somebody's pinto, uh, sorry, honda.
i would lose all faith in humanity if i thought any of these people were human.

okay, yeah, it's already been a long day.

WHAT A WHORE. Paris makes me so angry! Doing stupid things is one thing, we can just laugh at how stupid she is. But she is being rude and obnoxious and damaging people's property! As a honda driver myself (sorry paris, we cant all afford McLaurin whatchamacallems like you) I would be SO mad if someone did this to my car!

Bad Paris! Bad!

This worthless piece of whoretrash needs to be OJ'ed, pronto.

I'm not kidding.

Maybe he can now seel the honda on ebay for a fortunate because Paris damaged it?

Lock that slut up!

Oh come on. Just let her go. she's Paris Hilton.

Un-fucking-believeable. She has absolutely NO consideration of others. Not everyone has enough money to get their car fixed (and/or pay the deductible for the insurance) when some stupid twat hits it. I hope and pray that the cops come after her and finally do something about this bitch and her laissez-faire attitude towards others. I know she just thinks of everyone else as peasants not worthy of the queen's attention or time, but seriously! Every damn day this herpes-ridden slutbag does yet another thing to make herself look bad. I am just dying to see how her die-hard fans defend this latest stupid move from the Empress of Stupidity...don't disappoint me, people!

Big deal. Did you see that Honda Accord 1996 piece of shit? That person can now sell that garbage car on Ebay for 5 times what it's worth on NADA.com

I always see a bit blurry-eyed - so I did a quick search on the Civic's owner.
Apparently it's a " Sean P. Spears " car.

Paris should have consideration "above the law" She's a national treature.

What a nutjob. Let's pray she goes to prison. Just in time for the album release!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Dear Paris,

You truly are a hairball stuck in the throats of the media. You make me want to vomit.

Are you related to George Bush? ... because he makes me have the same reaction.

Do we need anymore evidence of he worthlessness? It wasn't like she wasn't surrounded by photographers... she was bound to be caught.

Point being America... she doesn't care about anyone else but the reflection back in her mirror. She can do anything she wants from hitting the average joe's car to pass horrible STDs... no one does anything. Can everyone stop caring about her.... BAN PARIS!!!!

She is a repulsive cunt.

#23:
I already said that :)

I tried REALLY hard to like Paris Hilton. I was willing to over look:

a.) spoiled
b.) not valuing money
c.) being a whore
d.) having herpes
e.) being a little unattractive
f.) having no ass
g.) wearing those big ass sunglassess ALL THE TIME
h.) being in any way assiociated with Nicole Richie
i.) the party-girl inage she tires so hard to live up to
j.) being mean to Lindsey Loahn
k.) being mean to anyone who is prettier than she
l.) being uneducated
m.) not being able to dress
n.) being annoying
o.) having no personality
p.) having no acting abilities
q.) being an attention whore
r.) thinking she's great for doing nothing
s.) having an annoying mother
u.) making the sex tape
v.) making me vomit when I heard about the sex tape
w.) always having a dumb smile on her face
x.) being with Brandon Davis
y.) being ungrateful
z.) being named Paris

But hitting someone junk car and not leaving a note? They work hard for their money and she dosen't get that. She is an awful awful person. Jail, I say! Jail!

What is the superficial's fascination with Paris Hilton? She's hideously boring and, at this point, there's nothing more to be said about her. She has been discussed to death! I'm getting verklempt.

"Paris Hilton should be in jail".

More like, Paris Hilton should be taken out to sea, where the scent of rotting carp will draw large numbers of sharks, at which time she will be cast overboard and devoured in a mad feeding frenzy the like of which has never been seen, which will be spoken about in hushed whispers between weathered sailors imbibing stout ale in taverns all over the world.

That's my opinion.

lame bananas that was actually pretty like exactly correct. Totally.

she is sooooooooo looking at being keyed....in the face!

But, then again, a 1990 Honda Civic... probably an illegal alien anyway, so what's the diference?

This site has been shit for quite a while now.

#29 .... Thank you the a-z reasons.....beautiful!!!

I think however that jail might be too good for her. I think being stripped of all her money & fame, then b forced into a lame 9-5 job she hates with people she hates but does it anyway because how else will she pay the bills, be forced to buy clothes on a budget, save up for an apt, pay rent, buy furniture & clean the apt, make car payments, pay cell phone bills & be able to save up enough money to maybe go on a vacation & then have to pay a pretty hefty car repair bill and start all over on her savings with no vacation.

@23 What are you basing that on?

Herpes Hilton adds NO value whatsoever to anything.

You are wrong and quite possibly an idiot.

She knows people are watching and taking her picture and yet she blatantly disregards the damage she caused. How callous can you be? DON'T BUY HER MUSIC. BOYCOTT HILTON and maybe she will go away.

lame banana's - you forgot 't'

t. having no boobs and being proud of it, and then getting implants.

I will not buy any of her music, nor will I go see any movies she plays in, gailmariecat ... don't worry!

#30.....true.....but our work is not done...total annihilation of her character has not been accomplished.....until then we will expose her for the dumbass that she is...then we will crown her with a custom fitted couture asshat.....but there isn't one that is ferret sized

Oh god, just when I think she's hit her lowest (herpes, cheesy music vids, and parking in handicapped spots), she does something even worse.

She won't go to jail, just pay a huge settlement. Hell, if I was the owner, I'd take hush-up money from her. Granted, if it wasn't wire transfer, I'd disinfect the money, but I'd take it.

I'm waiting for the finale, when she's found dead in a bathtub with a radio, cocaine on the floor, and a midget up her gaping vag. It'll happen.

...asshat made to specifications by Mr. Superficial....he had it made when he had his mask and cape made up for the shock and awe he's springin' on Parish Herpes.

Oh yea...

34
And what type of car did your parents buy YOU? Gee, it must be nice to have daddy pay for everything for you so you won't have to have a bomb of a car like a '90 Honda. He probably pays for your insurance and gas money, too, huh?

#42 bamanvinnie

OH!! when that happens.....GET PICTURES!!!!

thanks

#42... Her fate is sealed this is true.... I see the desperate finale coming as well

But I currently believe its an all or nothin' race between her and Ms. Lohan.

Because no one can seem to happy with rich & famous anymore... you've gotta be rich, famous & completely rolled in cash, alcohol, drugs, a miniskirt & outta your mind outta control.

Someone PLEASE kick her in the twat. Everyone knows better than to try to detain her - she'll hit people, too. If I ever see her, I'll run her over with my 93 Buick. It is total bullshit that there is so much footage of these insipid cunts doing illegal shit and NOTHING happens. I think that misdemeanors committed by Paris Hilton should be punishable by death.

Yeah #34, don't forget to have your Ferrari detailed this weekend, considering your busy schedule of sitting on your fat ass making millions that you find a 1990 fucking honda beneath you.

She banged up that car? I bet that's not all she can bang...

#47, please refer to #31. I think we may have just what you're looking for.

I wish that only once real justice was served upon one of these idiots (Michelle Rodriguez don't count 'cause any correctional facility is a resort vacation to her).
Herpo Hilton should be sentenced and made to serve the full term for her crime. She'll be sold for a pack'o smokes in less than three minutes.

#22 tsarinaamanda
You are my hero! I love the word "laissez-faire" and never get a chance to use it.
I think I am in love with you!

this is dull news. come up with something mroe interesting please.

I'm finding that "no Scruff" woman a bit 'forward'. (a lot of hair but ummmm....what else is she packing?)
Which reminds me of a girlfriend I had who wanted me to pop all the zits on her back. ( I did it, but I can't say I was turned on.)
Of topic again Binky ? Well...2 much Paris reminds me of the old Streetheart song - 'Meanwhile back in Paris." The tag line - " forever forever forever and a day !" She's always back like a bad rash....

If anyone is curious, the first two digits of that Honda's license plate are 4N, the rest are clearly visible. TMZ didn't really do their job covering that up.

Hey #29 you missed the #1 item on anyone's P Hilly list ... the freakin Harry Carey oversized shades.

I like the way she preens when she gets into her car! I like how it makes me want to rip her head off and use it as a bowling ball!

56

No that would be "g".

I guess we are all just lucky that she doesnt fly a plane. But, in the future when they get those flying cars ,like in the Jetsons, we are all screwed.

34

So you believe that if the person who owned that car is an illegal immigrant they deserve to have their property destroyed by a disease-ridden socialite cow? Nice.

60

And if it was an illegal immigrant, they'd be riding a burro. Duh.

59

She would be Al-Qaeda's greatest unintentional ally.

61

Wow, I'm stupid. How could they drive wearing a sombrero? And their multi-colored poncho would get caught in the door!

#47
Kicking her in the vag would be dangerous. You're foot would get stuck, and then contract strange new forms of foot diseases, like crotch mold or vag itch.

#55 - I think the reason they didn't bother is because it doesn't matter. I don't think anyone is going to attack the car because they feel they must defend Paris' honor. At the worst, Brandon Davis would just make intellect-free insults towards it and then mock it for being old.

#46
You're right, they'll both die. But Paris is a bit older than Lindsey, so I do think Lindsey will live longer, but when she dies at 26, she'll be a dried up husk with wrinkles as big as Paris' vag.

63

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not stupid, you just made a mistake. Good points about the sombrero and poncho though...very true.

hit and run ,God Paris ,what in the word do you have in your head???????????lol

Can she please just go away? You know what? I don't even want this bitch arrested or anything; that'd just get her MORE media attention.

She should be jailed for being a fucking idiot. Hitting a parked car has nothing to do with it.
I do remember a story a few years ago where a guy who was intentionally spreading AIDS was charged with attempted murder. I have a sneaky suspicion she's ruined more than a few genitalia, not just with poor performance and extreme whiskey dick offset by Cialis, but the myriad of STDs she acts as a willing host for. She is a walking petrie dish and there should be a law against that. Her snatch is more like a science project gone awry than just something nasty to catch occassional, unintended glances at.
So arrest her. Arrest her and stick her in the Cell Block D(yke). Then accidentally drop a few 500lb smart bombs on the prison for good measure.

The phone number for LAPD is (213) 485-3205. They also have a 24 hour anonymous crime tip line at 1-877-LAWFULL.

I suggest we all make a call and complain about the fact that they have not arrested her until they give in and throw both her ass and the crabs clinging to it into the county jail.

It would be so worth it.

Hmmm...

Something tells me that if and when she has a baby, she will make Britney look like June Cleaver.

#22 -- Paris Hilton has fans? Maybe if you count that sweaty cokehead Brandon Davis. Other than that, I hear crickets.

ok i had the choice...
post this in the
brangalina [yaawn]
thread
or
the P.A.R.I.S
thread
and then i saw
this fucking star in the sky

so...

...in other news :)

Lohan ready to work retail to feed habit

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0606090096jun09,1,5783235.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true

just stfu
take a week off
holy fuck
can anyone shut this bitch up?
ok?

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

radio_siren, I agree completely, that info needs to be widely distributed!
Everyone who wants this cuntsmear arrested, see post #71...

HA!
I like #75. :)

Paris Herpes strikes again, not only is she a menace to all men, she's also a menace to society in a car...how can you give someone with NO BRAINS a license is beyond me!?

Please die Bee-otch DIE!!!!!

and I used the nice words

okay...top this

LAST!!!!!!!

Jane, I like your idea in #31 better. No one wants to lose their foot over a kick in the cooch.

I would imagine that if you put her in a jail cell, it would soon look like the pots on Deadliest Catch. Only the cod would smell worse.

81
And the crabs would be the same size, too.

Paris hilton is a slut and i hope she dies. screw jail. kill her

FISH GUY

You stupid fucking bastard, the fucking MTV awards were last night and THIS is all you got? You fucking fucktard. How many celebrities passed out in their own fucking vomit and were sodomized by the homeless? Have you no pics of J. Alba sucking the cock of a one-eyed dingo? You fucking Farce!

Love ya, Call me;

Tranny.......

#78--
She's in L.A. That's enough explanation re. the driver's license requirements right there.

Tranny, you charming bastard, you!

Hahahaaa...

86

I hope fucking used the fucking f-word as much as it fucking needed to be fucking said. FUCK

Shouldn't "friend" be in quotes? I find it hard to believe anyone actually likes Paris Hilton.

I was going to say the state should revoke Paris' driver's license, but then her parents would just buy her a pony and she'd ride the pony everywhere and the pony would shit all over the streets.

#31, although I agree with you totally, I fear that the sharks would puke her up in no time, (they're used to a natural diet, less chemicals) and then we'd be forced to deal with yet another horrible case of humankind (I'm talking us, not Paris) polluting the ocean..

Goddamnit, that was MY car!! And I was IN the car! And now my neck hurts and I have herpes. And so does my car.

Paris, you gonna pay me good, baby.

You know- this girl is just misunderstood.
She has done a lot of good thing people like to overlook.
She is a good role model, and one day will one day be appreciated for what she has done 'behind the scenes'.

Ok...just fucking with you.
But it made me laugh while I typed it.

Hey, has anybody seen Paris' sex tape in night vision!!??

[a thesuperficial.com vintage comment, circa 2004 or whatever year that tape came out]

89
That WOULD result in a whole new kind of "Red Tide".

Oh God, oh God, this prostitute is just totally out of control - I am willing to bet that the other car now has herpes - seriously, Valtrex should seriously consider withdrawing her as their spokesperson...

Oh, what the hell, she is still a cunt...

Her uterus should be a designated hazardous waste site - what the fuck does she BUY on these shopping trips??? How many vibrators and herpes ointments can you use at one time?

I hope she has to go to court, but Mommy and Daddy will probably get her off, unless the arresting officer gets one of her lousy fucking blowjobs...

Paris Herpton sucks -- literally and figuratively. I hope whoever's car that was kicks her skinny, stupid, vapid, lame, selfish, self-obsessed disease-ridden ass. I've never seen anyone before I would consider totally worthless, but Paris is definitely holding the lead.

ummmmm I agree. That Honda SHOULD take action. Not b/c it's Paris...but b/c it's the LAW!!!!! She should OBIDE by it!! ugly tranny!!!!

Herpes Hilton does it again

#84 great references
those hobbits suck dont ya think :)
so...

Ok just wondering....am I the only person with no life who actually took the time to watch the video of her backing into the car? Probably. So let me tell you, if you haven't seen the video, that the collision was not even the most interesting part of the video. The best part was before she backed out, when she was preening and looking at herself in the mirror and pretending like she wasn't pretending like there were no paparazzi around to capture her lovely essence on film. Her fake-ness made me want to vomit, even more than a still photo can convey. It was really moving. Like a bowel movement.

I know, I watched the video, too... and that's the quintessential Paris. Stupid , as usual... vain for no reason, as usual. Annoying, as usual.

101
Except a BM is more satisfying and pure.

I haven't much sympathy for someone like Paris Hilton but come on, did you see how many people were circling that car? It can be difficult enough to get out of a packed parking gargage, let alone with 10 people hovering around flashing cameras in your face. And what kind of note is she supposed to leave? One that one of those "photographers" will pull off the second she turns around and sell on ebay?

I haven't much sympathy for someone like Paris Hilton but come on, did you see how many people were circling that car? It can be difficult enough to get out of a packed parking gargage, let alone with 10 people hovering around flashing cameras in your face. And what kind of note is she supposed to leave? One that one of those "photographers" will pull off the second she turns around and sell on ebay?

#103 we know a song about that :)
it goes something like
don't bother trying to
escape or get back
we got the tunnels and
bridges covered :)

If Paris freaks out because of the paparazzi -- to the point that she breaks the law (apparently not for the 1st time) and carelessly leaves poorer folk in financial and other difficulties, in order to go out drinking and clubbing and God knows what else -- then maybe she should keep her herpes-ridden ass home at night. It could probably use the rest, anyway.

yeah let us know how
tht goes for you dubya
lol bitch :)

woah

hot crotch

...what wa the question?

we have to go now :)

and by the way
this copy is unregistered :)

isn't it about time a deranged fan blew this sperm receptacle's head off? come on, people! after all,

she's worth it.

Honestly, is this what evolution has brought us to? I hope she never has any children.

This is what the Hilton method of child-rearing has brought THEM to.

what a stupid fucktard....it's amusing how she sits there for a while when she thought perhaps she had hit another expensive car, but then when the guys says it's only a Honda, she's gone. that's like me hitting a person with my car, feeling really bad thinking it's a little kid, but upon finding out it's an old person driving away." because, like, the old person was gonna like die soon anyways".

> upon finding out it's an old person
> driving away." because, like, the old
> person was gonna like die soon anyways"

oh thanks, trouble is...
this time he's taking
your sorry ass with him :)

Hopefully the day Paris goes to court will be the one day that the judge is swapped out with the guy who wrote "Saw". I think a punishment that includes Paris having to cut open the guy lying on the floor and have to search in his organs for the key that unlocks the bomb locked on her head in sixty seconds before it explodes is pretty fitting. And she probably wont be able to figure out what she's supposed to do until like thirty seconds in, so basically she'd explode. Yayyyy go "Saw"!

She looks and acts like a retarded 5 year old. Why is she constantly followed and her actions filmed? why do people give a shit? Perhaps someone is building a case to send to the DMV to get her license revoked... that is the only worthwhile reason i can see to following around this shit bag of a human.
http://celebreligion.com

Okay why is she constantly posing? Even while adjusting her rearview mirror (which did the cow no good since she hit that car), she's puckering her lips and flipping her hair...gawd. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Can anyone be more fucking annoying? And she drives off after she's told it's only a Honda? Jesus, someone put her...no wait, put us out of our misery and push her off the face of the earth.

@52-

Thanks, sweetie. I also love that word, and I was thrilled to be able to use it. God, I'm such a nerd.

she apparently told a parking attendant outside and left her contact information. i'm not defending her, tho. she'll still a ditz.

I bet the person whose car she hit will try to become famous because of it just because it's here

that's just how the PARISite works

Oh my god, she didn't leave a note?!? How on earth will the owner of the Civic ever figure out who hit his car? I mean, the video all over the internet and television might be a clue, but I still think we should be outraged, OUTRAGED, I tell you, that Paris didn't leave a note.

(Insert herpes joke here)

I'm sorry we made fun of your girlfriend, Skip-pee. I guess we shouldn't say mean, untrue things about her when we know how much you love her. She is indeed an upstanding young lady, whose virtue is unparalleled in all the world. She's an accomplished, kind, and selfless person, who we should be so lucky to emulate. Let's be friends, 'kay?

That was hard to say with a straight face.

Does anyone know(How do you know?) what STDs she's got?

I heard when Paris went to church once, God got herpes! SNAP!

Holy Roadkill, Batman!

It's bad enough we have to deal with old people behind the wheel!...

What about all those other times she got behind the wheel after drinking? What about the other times she's hit people's property, laughed, and drove off? What about the times she's parked in Handicapped Parking? Did she leave notes for all that? Or make sure she was caught on video so she could make proper restitution? Methinks not. I, for one, don't know why she's allowed to drive. She's just given a car and let loose on society; drinking, not drinking, what have you. Are all the cops afraid of Big Bad Pahwiss? I'll come do your job for you --

Oh, you people simply don't understand. We plebeians are nothing compared to the majesty that is Paris Hilton! Whoever's car she hit should be honored that it was her, and can't possibly expect a note or money to pay for the damage!

Honestly, I don't know what this world is coming to.

Do you think I would get in trouble if I murdered Paris in her sleep? 'Cos I'm pretty sure she could get away with murdering me.

@121 "Skip ... pee?" Man, that's comedy gold. I'm sure it was hard for you to say with a straight face, considering you've obviously had a stroke.

Jane ... poo. Yup. Comedy gold.

i agree with the superficial she needs to go down - dumb bitch.

can she be a bigger loser? oh and i just heard her first single on radio. i wanted to rip my ears out.

actually I have it on good authority that she does leave notes when she parks in handicapped spots. It's just that the handicapped people can't read them, 'cause they're handicapped.

They oughta bring in giant loudspeakers, point them at the caves of Iraq, put on on her new 'single' and crank it up full blast. That would flush out Osama in like, oh, 5 seconds, and everybody could go home.

JUST WOW... i thought it couldn't get any worse with this cunt. If i were the owner of this car i'd be on the phone with cnn and fox news to embarass her stupid herpes ridden ass as soon as i found out she did it. She seriously needs to be clubbed like a baby seal and her worthless family along with her. Thing i have to ask myself who is her insurance company cuz they could make millions with a slogan like "Join (company name) today and sign up for the Stupid fucking whore plan and the first 5 hit and runs are on us!"