Jun 26 2006Paris Hilton ruins families

There's a Britney Spears joke in here somewhere...

oh who cares about this chick Paris already, these has got to be something more interesting going on....

Well, if he was putting out "available" vibes, then it's as much his fault as it is hers. I say that he's the worse of the two--he's got a long-term girlfriend, AND a 3 month old? Creep.

this happened in TORONTO at the much music video awards not MONTREAL - get your facts right...this very same story was already reported 1.5 weeks ago:

www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com

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Aquaman? Sounds like somebody's been watching too much "Entourage".

she looks like a herpe.

This happened in Toronto, not Montreal (at the MMVAs in Toronto). Its a HUGE story in Montreal though, because he a a montreal born player. Anyhow, I HATE parasite, but this isn't her fault. I seriously doubt she even knew who he was, let alone that he was engaged with a 3 month old premature baby. I DO get your point though....it is funny how she somehow picks the taken guys, whether intentional or not.

boooooooooooooooo on paris

in other news, i got to touch the stanley cup on sunday!!!!!!

He already has one baby without herpes. So I can totally see how he'd just say "fuck it all!!"

Guys are slaves to the poon. Even Paris poon.

While he's playing hockey, it's herpes on the rocks. Straight up.

I can't stand Paris Hilton, but this guy must be a first-class jerk to run around on his girlfriend -- especially once they have a child. He and K-Fed have a lot in common.

Although, come to think of it, if he's a first-class jerk, he and Paris belong together...

But she kinda LOOKS like a dolphin...so I can see where you were going with that. Though, do dolphins cause rashes?

As I said the other day - they have a lot in common.
Neither can stop anything aimed at their Five-hole.

Smart girlfriend that Jose character has... Paris was innocently trying to spread her disease, people. How was she supposed to know the guy's background right off the bat? HE, on the other hand, she know it to be common knowledge that when you see Paris Herpes you must try to cover all orfices and put a lock on your zipper.

She doesn't talk to dolphins, she merely flogs them. ALL of them.

Paris is the most dangerous crotch in the world. Stories like this should be published and republished. For our safety.

#4 - You are correct that it was in Toronto. What was originally reported was that they were spotted together even though he had a GF and a NEW baby. This is the update that their daughter was released from the hospital within the last few days and her kicking him out is very fresh.

How anyone would be stupid enough to cheat on their baby momma with that parasite is beyond me. He had to know she'd been with half the guys in the world and has herpes.

But I guess, like #11 said, if he was that dumb and that desperate, they belong together!

This guy digs trash. I didn't know who these pond-scum dwellers were so I had to look up Stephanie Cloutier. It may be that this guy just follows his nose....
and likes that rotting fish smell.

But I'm all for the girlfriend kicking him out. She doesn't want any infectious diseases, after all.

Is there anyone in any country that she hasn't screwed around with or screwed up their life? And isn't she with someone, a Greek heir or a football play or something? Does she really have something that all these men want?

If it wasn't Herpe Hilton ruining this relationship, it would have been Firecrotch Blohan.

'member when that guy from the Toronto Maple Leafs fucked somebody else & dumped Alanis Morrissete, causing her to write that ridiculousy angry lesbian-esque song about getting dumped by some guy who fucked somebody else. That was awesome.

#21 - Apparently, that something is burning during urination.

See, told ya she'd spread her STDS all over Candada! She's doing what we did to the indians to wipe out those pesky canucks!

She fucked him because he told her that he would score a touchdown just for her.

#25 -- Not just Canada, but all over the world (stopping to use the toilet at a German farmhouse???). I think she's with some government working on germ warfare. The girl is a biohazard...

Eight years? Good god. I'd be demanding a ring after five. I would have kicked him out, too!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

This isn't the first time Jose has strayed, apparently.

West Nile, Mad Cow and now Parisite. That's what us Canadians need, eh?

She didnt do anything wrong...what is he doing out at a club anyway with baby-mama at home?

Funny this dude, Jose Theodore, does resemble Adrien Greiner of "Entourage" whose character did play "Aquaman" on the show...nice subliminal message here...

Pee-pee Hilton really knows how to score points with women. Soon every body will hate her for 1) stealing their man or 2) giving them some new venereal disease. Way to go!

Paris Hilton is like dog shit. She is everywhere. One night I see pictures of her in Germany, and the next she is partying in New York City. The following night she is seen in Australia, followed by the next night in Tahiti. She must be on some type of speed, because I dont know anyone with that kind of energy. Just sick of her face..

Someone better check and make sure Paris is not responsible for breaking up the Backdoor Boys as well. And giving them herpes.

#8 Yeah right. I'm sure she knew perfectly well by either (a)he showed her a picture of his baby, I don't know any guy who has a newborn and isn't cramming it down everyone's throat or (b)Paris is like that psychotic woman from the Problem Child sequel and the instant she met him had his entire history and permanent record looked up.

I'd say both. Paris is a stupid slut.

#8 Yeah right. I'm sure she knew perfectly well by either (a)he showed her a picture of his baby, I don't know any guy who has a newborn and isn't cramming it down everyone's throat or (b)Paris is like that psychotic woman from the Problem Child sequel and the instant she met him had his entire history and permanent record looked up.

I'd say both. Paris is a stupid slut.

didn't mean to post twice. sorry.

Jose Theodore has already cheated on girlfriend Stephanie Cloutier last year with actress/chanteuse Caroline Neron. He's the stupid one in that story.

She's like Aquaman in that she smells like salty cod. Salty end-of-man mutant herpes festering cod. Yea, exactly like Aquaman.

I just don't get it!
I mean...I know plenty of petite, cock-eyed, herpes invested blondes, and I'm not attracted to them at all.
NOW...I've had sex with them...but I only do that out of sheer pity!

Hey, it's his fault for being stupid enough to do it. What goes around comes around.

What a complete dick. I can't believe he's such a fucking looser. We already new Paris was a slut. By the way, wasnt' she just seen fucking some football player? Who's next. Lance Armstrong? The New York Nicks? I know!!!! Greg Louganis!!! there's a challenge.

Agreed Reli. He's got just as much to do with it as she does. He's a big boy. If he didn't want to risk things with his girlie he wouldn't even have been seen by that hoochie!

Paris and Aquaman do have exactly one all-encompassing thing in common; they both are totally useless outside of their assigned abilities, which are themselves useless.

Women: This may be the perfect weapon we've always waited for!!!

In order to take over the world and rid the planet of useless men, we should entice them using Paris Herpes as bait, and make them all fly to a secluded island where they can all take turns banging Paris and therefore killing themselves with her VD. It's so perfect!!

Does Paris Hilton sponsor this site or something? Why else would every other "story" be about her. She's really not that interesting. Like, seriously.

People should desintegrate when they touch her crotch much in the way that they do when the aliens shoot people in Mars Attacks.

46

Ehh ehh--EHHH! Nyeh ehh ehh ehh!

Love that movie. Plus, Sarah Jessica Parker's head gets transplanted onto a chihuahua--what could be more sublime?

eh. who cares?

Well, it's not like we didn't already know that she's a skank ho or anything. Why should we be surprised that she ruins families?

@ waterranger #9

cool, dude! i'm adding you to my list of heroes!

#21 says:
"Does she really have something that all these men want?"
it's called MONEY. moola. sometimes referred to as *clams*

i absolute agree, tho, HE is the asshole this time. i never understood the theory behind the woman wanting to kick the mistress' ass, but taking the BF back. he's the one cheating, for god's sake.
asshat. with fruit salad.

Somebody please sew this woman's vagina shut. That would at least clear up 40% of this country's STDs. Or better yet, have her stay in Canada, permanently.

@51 Do you hate Canada that much?

He's been tainted.

This was too funny, yet too true. For some reason, Ms. Hilton thinks it's cool to be seen with a different guy almost every night. I not only wonder what her parents think, but what her gyno thinks as well. She's not only carrying around the latest purses, but a host of STD's as well. I can't figure out for the life of me what the interest is in a used up socialite who's only talent is looking into a camera lens.

Re:52

No, I love Canada that much.

Ok. I sent in a comment with a link to the ex-girlfirend's pic. It is pending and may not be approved? Perhaps I shall try again.

I was only trying to say that while the ex had little to no fashion sense, as least she wasn't a walking genital sore. See if this link flies....

(abandoned this for Herpe Hilton)
http://community.webshots.com/photo/57369683/1057370106034228639xpxzPw#

These guys are beyond stupid. What part of "Paris has Herpes" do they not understand?

The hockey player. Stripteasing for the Knicks/Giants the other night. Matt Leinart a month ago. The wealthy Greek dude. Her approach must be irresistible, but I don't get it. There are chicks in offices three times as hot. Myself, I'm sticking with fat, mentally ill women.

This is his fault, he is the one with the girlfriend and the child, he is a faithless jerk. Paris was just offering a service, he is the wanker who took advantage of it

The man is a hockey player.
He understands fast cold pucks.
That's hot.

Forgot the word hard.
Fast cold HARD pucks.
Now THAT'S hot.

#0
...just realised we never posted
...a reply to this...

...so hey paris babe
...in a heartbeat

just like every other fucker :)

...oh fuck
...what a givaway?
...let's wait for the mib look

or at least the next thread

and she's in london
or somewhere close
same time zone?
fuuuuuuck :)