Jun 19 2006Paris Hilton puts on a wig

The Paris stories ARE getting old.

She still looks infected.

for her next trick, making herpes disappear then reappear in 6-8 weeks.

good form, Miss Hilton. Trying to pull the mink/wool blend over OUR eyes...

Those aren't sunglasses.
Those are windshields.
At least she turned off the wipers

BOOOOOOO @ Paris Hilton!!!!!! So sick of her!

who's her hot friend???

And in the third picture, her big toe looks really long! Anybody else see this?

HAAAAAAA! Love the superfish comment.

Rod is a loser, and i mean rod stewy, YEAH SEXY PARTY WITH PARIS!

The Superficial. Brought to you by Paris Hilton.

She kind of looks like Cruella de Ville in the last picture.

I'm beginning to think the superfish guy has a hidden "thing" for Paris. And by "thing", I mean a dried out Lil' Smokie.

I feel dirty just knowing she was in Canada

IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! COME COME FEEL MY TIGHT SUIT PARIS.

I would like to put on a wolf suit and rip out Paris' larynx with my wolf teeth.

Motherfucker! That bitch is wearing the Canadian flag. She just infected my whole country.

That's it, we're declaring war.

Suprisingly, the herpes infection rate in Canada has just soared.

Looks like she wants to infect thoser poor canucks with her STDs. ALso will be interesting ot see if a video surfaces of her with three hockey players scoring a hat trick on her!

I'm berry, berry sneaky. You underestimate my sneakiness...

#11 - You feel dirty? She was mere blocks from my home.

Someone tell her to take MY flag off her tit. Who is she trying to kid? Does she ACTUALLY think there is still someone out there who hasn't seen her tits?

How far do ya' think her STD's can travel by air? Shit! Thanks, Paris! I JUST got settled and NOW I have to move.

In related news: All of Canada has herpes.

u cant see me....im in this brown wig. how did u know it was me????

paris, if u want to remain hidden...wear a bra...i mean, the whole world has seen your tits 3221039481456320982341263 times so when you wear a see through shirt...its pretty easy to tell, even if u r wearing a wig.

oh, and those glasses are soooo played...u wear them everywhere.

and fix that snaggle toe of yours.

She's got the Canadian flag sticker on her shirt so she can remember where she is. And the wig is only a partial disguise. Now when passersby see her, instead of saying "look at that blonde skank-ho" they say "look at that brunette skank-ho."

17
Here, take an aspirin.They make your head seem smaller.

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Paris......................Hilton!
Paris! Hilton!
Holy Shit! It's Paris Hilton!
Paris? Hilton?
P-a-r-i-s H-i-l-t-o-n
Hilton. Paris Hilton
Paris de Hilton
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P to the mutha fuckin A to the R to tha I to tha mutha fuckin S. Hilton. Yo.
P.Hil

ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW, SUPERFISH????
GOD MAKE IT FUCKING STOP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS LAZY-EYED CHISEL JAWED SKI FOOTED HERPE HAVING FLAT ASSED BOOOORRRRING LITTLE RICH GIRL WITH FAKE BLUE EYES AND FAKE BLONDE HAIR.

That's not a wig, it's Brandon Davis' pubic hair.

#20 - Is that your phone number? I'm going to start prank calling you.

In Canada, we usually get dressed before we leave the house, paris. This means put on some real pants for one in you life! Seriously! And a bra! And no, another sticker does not count as a bra. Take off the flag.

Remember those large satillite(sp) TV dishes that use to be in your rich neighbor's yard in the early 80's?

When did they make a comeback as eyewear of the rich and skanky?

And look at all the hippies in the background! Yay for Canada and its hippies! (and thats just toronto, there's way more of 'em out here on the west coast)

I can think of a better disguise... put that stupid lookin' sideways hat down over your herpe-face.
I wish a Canadian hockey player would run up and do that thing where they pull one another's shirts over their heads and punch each other in the stomach/face. Then, I would love Canada so much, I'd probably move there.

Looks like she's leaving a lingerie store. Go figure. I'm sure that underwear will be outer-wear in 3... 2... 1...

All she really needs is dark brown eyeliner as lipliner to complete the skank look she seems to be going for. Obviously, if she turned around, there would be at least three inches of crack showing. Or mabye crack plus thong, depending if it's underwear or no underwear day for Paris.

Can someone throw acid on her face? To disfigure her would be the answer to our problems. If she dies, she becomes a tragic figure. If she is disfigured, then she'll be tragic, but no-one will want to see pictures of her any more. I think that's the best way to make her go away.

#11 and #14

imagine how me and #18 feel. She's in our CITY. not only that, but that bitch has desecrated the sacredness of Bloor Street. Next thing you know, all the two dollar whores will be shopping there.

well that does it. i'm officially confinced P. aHiltons people are paying the superfish guy to run countless stories about her, just like lindsay lohals peole are apparently paying perez hilton to run stories about her.

this shit is getting so old.

wow spelling mistakes. ooofa!

Does anyone else see the resemblance to Jim Carey?

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/06/19/paris-hilton-disguise-extraordinaire-looks-like-jim-carey/

If she wanted to disguise herself, why didn't she cover up that nose?
I'm sorry that's all I got.

funny enough my dad (who's a doctor) was telling me yesterday about a new strain of super syphillis that's entered Canada.

#29

perfect...

So she took the time to put on a wig and gigantic sunglasses, but couldn't be bothered to get out of her jammies. Nice.

Those sunglasses look an awful lot like the kind old people wear. You know, the kind that block out all light and makes your face look like an RV.

Let's try to go 24 hours without a Paris Hilton story. Please. Then 48 hours, then a week, then a year.

If we all ignore her, maybe she'll go away.

***It's NOT Paris Hilton!! its that impersonator/lookalike NATALIE REID...

Somethings slightly off about her... the whole look/outfit too; seen her on TV.. they look the same smiling.. but when normal, her mouth and jaw is smaller. the bottom half of her face is smaller and more pointer than the real Paris. Nat CONSTANTLY keeps her HUGE glasses on coz she knows when she takes the off, the difference is pretty clear. she has a much wider face:
click for the paris impersonator here: http://www.screamingqueens.com/celeb.html and here: http://socialitelife.com/2006/02/06/natalie_reid_is_the_fake_paris_hilton.php
could i be right...

haha if it really is paris and i think paris doesnt look like paris!

Juuuust a little bigger and the glasses would have covered the whole face. Damn you DIOR!!!!!

Wow. i never thought I'd say it, but she looks SO much better with brown hair. its like 9 million times closer to human. The urge to punch her in the face is almost gone. Maybe the "clothed" part is helping too.

no i think thats really her. i could tell from the first picture. the impersonator doesnt have the same jaw line as P.

but hey you never know. its possible

I want to put her in the same room with Jeffrey Dahmer and have her say "does my ass look big"...

And this is news, how? She needs to try a better disguise like a fake nose or something. No one could not recogize that weird hook nose of hers. Who is she kidding. Maybe she could try dressing like a millionare - noone would recognize her, no one would notice, which is probably the point.

I get that Paris is supposed to be more famous than me and have more money than I will ever make. BUT WHY FOR THE LOVE OF PETE DO PEOPLE NOT START TOSSING EGGS - ESP. ROTTEN EGGS AT THE PUSS BALL? She should wear egg on her face. I might loathe her a little less.

Her sunglasses wouldn't fit on my screen. I had to scroll around to see them.

Still a whore.

It's like when coca-cola unveils new packaging - "New look - Same gnarly STDs!"

I got to admit, she looks hotter than before. I always had a thing for Nicki Hilton.

I wish i had beautifully bony fingers like Paris does. no fair!

Oh, wow, and bony toes!

matter of fact, scratch both of those. I just wish I was Paris Hilton.

Shut up MeghanHarris.

I don't think that's Paris either. This girl is not orange enough, her legs are too short, and her jaw is way too small. Unfortunately for her, she DOES have Paris' nose.

Paris has man hands...

she annoys the living h*ll outta me.

Srew the wig. No one recognizes her with clothes on!!

*Screw* dammit! I'm arresting myself.

Is that a fake MeganHarris?

I find it hard to believe that anyone would wish to be an STD's-ridden, worthless whore.

OMG..,and I was there...going to work and there it stood.... I picked up a big stick and poked her...and herpes oozed out...

I got scared and ran.....I think I need therapy.....or a drink....okay the drink is so much more fun-ner!!!

Holy shit. I think I fell asleep reading this.

If that really is Paris, I am sickened to see our Maple Leaf on her crusty tit. I'd love to fart in her face.

63

Are your farts maple syrup-scented?

WHO CARES IF SHE WEARS A WIG... OR IF SHE IN CANADA!!!! GOOD!!!! I HOPE SHE WEARS A BAG ON HER HEAD & I HOPE THEY KEEP HER UP THERE!!!

Enough with fucking Paris Hilton already!!!! She is a celebrity due to financial default...she's famous for being rich. Granted I gave her a chance years ago...but now she is beyond distgusting & galaxies away from being mentioned in any interesting gossip.

BAN PARIS HILTON!!!!

So that's why I woke up with a cold sore this morning... I knew I shouldn't have gone downtown last night. TO's air is ridden with that bitch's diseases.

@ 65, Us Canadians don't want her either!!! It just goes to show Canada Customs will let any terrorist through with their Chemical warfare of herpes and their crotches of mass destruction!!! I think half of the population of Toronto has been annihilated by now. Perhaps Wubya should send her to Iraq or Afghanistan. And Jacq, I agree with your comment of #29, but I hope a Canadian hockey player bashes her teeth in and gives her lazy eye a big black eye. Maybe it won't be lazy no more, no more!

I think this is NATALIE RIED, the Hilton impersonator. Look at the nose, lips, and chin. Chin is thicker and more square, like Natalie's ..and the thick glasses covering 1/2 her face.. Pfft I'm not buying it!!

'Don't think it's the real skank. It's the copy-cat skank.
http://www.bubbygram.com/parishiltonnrnyc.htm

#64....Maple syrup and Pine scented farts...we canadians are pretty talented that way.....Fabreeze is canning our farts in a spray...Mmmmmmm Canadian Pine fart.....just like a christmas morning.....

working on it babe
later :)
vv tired

@ 64 & 69, silly rabbits! Canadians don't fart, we're much too polite for that. Just ask Pamela Anderson or Michael J. Fox.

Get that Canadain sticker off your shirt you skank.

Spelling...I meant CANADIAN...I was so mad I erred.

#47 Good idea about Jeffery Dahmer and Parasite, unfortunately, he was killed in prison and he also usually liked his meat to have penises on them.

@37 That exactly what I was thinking. She should visit Ashlee Simpson's P.S. because that is a beak and it will only look worse as she ages.

Goddamn it, you fucking ball hair stealing Bitch!!!! Give me back my pubic locks! They look better on my nuts than on you!! Why can't you just leave me alone? Do I try and steal your crabs? No. Do I try and lick up all your herpe pus? No.

So, in essence, get off my nut hair, you under fed, over priveledged excuse for my dog's vomit-cushion.

Cunt.

#40
I can't help but wonder if the Fake Paris has the fake Herpes?

^^^ Er, #43 rather ^^^

First post & I made a typo, sheesh!
I would also like to say, I vote all Toronto natives pull off her $5.98 wig & beat her ass with it:) Amen.

#11... I hear ya! My sister worked security at the MMVA's - I begged her to kick Paris for me but she was all "I'd really like to keep my job!" Whatever - kicking Paris would've been worth looking for another one!

I've been noticing lately how her face is always a different color from her neck and arm. Kinda like those Japanese kabuki actors.

BROWN HAIR, BLOND HAIR, HOW ABOUT NO HIER?

CHANT, CHANT, CHANT!