that's freaky!

and yucky.

I can't stand the bitch really, but somehow I find the black hair almost an improvement.

For the record, I'm a complete newbie here - been lurking/reading for awhile but I love the site - most of you guys are hilarious...some not so much.

That looks terrible. I'm beginning to tire of her.

In the wild, the praying mantis will copulate with its mates and then devour them. Paris Hilton copulates with its mates and then infect them with deadly venereal diseases, thus, the circle of life, is complete.

What a cockroach

You guys are merciless. You say that Paris and Sienna are too skinny (which I happen to agree with). You say that Reese and Kelly Clarkson are too fat. Seriously, is there a girl who's just right? What does that even look like?

Umm....yeah, that is a wig. Probably that same skanky wig she was wearing under the baseball cap the other day.

She kinda looks less skanky.

Is it just me or is this the first time this woman has worn jeans? I'm so used to seeing her in short minis. What a transformation.

#7 for the record no girl is just right on the superficial - come on get with the program!

Brit Brit or Itch Itch? YOU decide.

They must be wearing some of Jessica Simpson's new wigs.

She looks like a hairy spider.

@7 Nice screen name. What's the matter, was The Twat already taken?*

*That on is in honor of Biatcho, you hateful, hateful woman.

She looks a bit like Edna Mode.

I'd hit it ...... with one of those crazy monster trucks...

#7 Who gives a crap! This is why its the "superficial".

Actually, I believe The Superficial has deemed at least two girls to be perfect: Allesandra Ambrosio and Jessica Alba.

I agree with both selections and wish they'd spend a lot more time posting pics of those two and a lot less time with the attention-hungry whores they seem especially infatuated with lately. Some fewer tired, snide comments about the same old hags and some more beautiful women would make my day brighter.

More Allesandra! More Alba!

Why is SF displaying their thoroughly homosexual filter message, again?

"Your comment has been received and is awaiting approval. Due to recent issues with commenters, we've put in a system to filter out inappropriate commenters. Once approved, you shouldn't see this message ever again."

Every magazine seems infatuated with Top 50 beautiful women lists. The Superficial should do the same.

And Natalie Portman is also on the list, when she doesn't look like a boy. And even then, she seems to make the writers horny.

I spend too much time reading this site.

#12 I am no more hateful than anyone else on here. Some of us just articulate it a bit better. I have a really shining personality : )

fack all y'all's

Something tells me that #7 thinks that she's skinny and everyone says she's fat.

Take me, for example, not too thin not too thick. Juuuust right. And I really know how to fuck. That, coincidentally, is how I stay soooo thin and popular.

I wish that she'd wear the wig backwards. You know, over her face.

Something tells me that #7 thinks that she's skinny and everyone says she's fat.

Take me, for example, not too thin not too thick. Juuuust right. And I really know how to fuck. That, coincidentally, is how I stay soooo thin and popular.

I wish that she'd wear the wig backwards. You know, over her face.

I know a guy who had sex with Paris. Next morning his cock starts turning black, so he goes to the doctor, who tells him he'll have to amputate. He says, forget that, I'm getting a second opinion. Goes to another doc, who says it won't have to be amputated. My friend says, thank God, and the doc says, yeah, no need, it's gonna fall off on its own.

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

#19 - Fahk you too, Biatcho, you queah! I heart you. It's after 5 on Friday I got nuttin' but love now.

Thats a wig... but that black hair makes them look like hags.

I guess anything worth saying, is worth saying twice, right, Jacq? ;-)

That WOULD be sweet if she turned the wig around. Cousin It!

I think she looks better than Britney with the black hair.

Plus... you don't need no chocolate aka jane's eyre keeps logging in under different names, doing what she is accusing ME of doing! INTERSTING!

I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk their talk is suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

My love, ohh oh

I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that love's what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical, oh no, no no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you

Baby I'm perfect for you

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

third picture, I just want to get a pair or pliers and pull that herpes tongue right out.

What the hell are you talking about, stupid? I'm not logging in under different names. Guess you're so obsessed with me that you're starting to see me everywhere. Don't talk to me, you stupid retard.

Bananas - shit i thought you'd done a disappearing act on us!

Okay, ghetto retard slum jane's eyre... you just admitted to it. You are stupider than I thought.

QUESTION TO YOU: Highest level of education?

Nope, I have been EXTREMELY busy! I can't tell you how because you won't believe me, just make fun of it and it'll ruin the magic of it for me, so never mind where I was.

And if you don't want me to talk to you, don't reply to me. That would be the ADULT THING to do... it would be the smart thing to do. Gee, when I don't like someone I just don't talk to them, but your PEA BRAIN can't take not talking to me, the object of you affection.

I am feeling a bit worried that this might be the thread that stays all weekend long....

Why can't Whitney OD or Tommy suck some penis for Christ's sake...

Or better yet, Tommy OD by sucking too many penii.

#25 - Shit! I haven't had a double-post in I don't know how long, never would have noticed it. Well, at least not until I come back to read all of the funny stuff that I post and laaaaaugh! I think that COOB is starting to slip into the Homer-like dementia from the Flaming Homer episode where he sees Moe's face everywhere.

Double-post are pretty hard to do unless you're stupid. You can't do a post until after a minute has passed. There are a bunch of retards here.

jane's eyre lives in the slums and wont disclose her highest level of education.

#38
Ha ha, that's a good episode. I heart Homer. I think I need some cough syrup now.

Young man,
there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man,
pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man,
'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

Young man,
there's a place you can go.
I said, young man,
when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there,
and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

I suckle young male goats. Just thought you'd like to know.

Did Paris Hilton kill Megan Harris?

don't feed the troll any more bananas Jane, and just hope "it" goes back into the jungle into the hands of a silverback.

Iambananas,
there's no need to feel down.
I said, Iambananas,
pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Iambananas,
'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

Iambananas,
there's a place you can go.
I said, Iambananas,
when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there,
and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the j-u-n-g-l-e.
It's fun to stay at the j-u-n-g-l-e.

And I'm highly edumacated. Did I mention the goats?

It's martini time!

That means at long last I get to take off these Grecian-Formula-stained headphones and head for that crystal clear liquid that takes me so far away from all my problems and so far away from all my pain!

And so, I bid you a fond arrevi-diverci, and, as we used to say back in oooooooolllllllld Mexico City.....

AMF!!

Pooing in a german farm made her hair turn black.It happens all the time.Look it up on the web.It's science.

Banana's- go down, go way down,all the way....there you go....better huh?
Told you, now smile for the camera's.

She looks even more slutty (as if that were possible).

EWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww. She's an UGLY BUG!!!!!!

I swear to the holy living christ that I am going to ruin lamabanas for all of the assness that thing brings to the table.
I have ruined lives before my friend, and although I have been gone for over 2 months, I am back and working from my home office and have LOTS of time to ruin you and make you feel like the most worthless piece of monkeyshit that has ever breathed oxygen, I shit you not. And I have run into my fair share of monkey shit that breathes oxygen you worthless, frenzied fuckstick, and they've all suffered. And I am PMSing bitchbag so you're dead. Fucko.

@53 If you do I will love you forever.

53
We will erect a large altar to you if you do this, on which we will give offerings of burnt bananas.

Who's the jailbait she's sporting?

i don't need any thanks or recognition I just need alcohol, cigarettes & a good nights sleep before I commence with my shitting all over it. I have done too much today and must party & rest.

The black soccer players that are now playing in the world cup have bananas thrown at them on the field. Evidently, bananas is the worst insult.

I would also like to add my support to the 'really do not like the banana' club.I apologise for my tendency to react to this person, he/she/it really brings out the worst in me.As does Liz Hurley.But that's for another day.But man- THERE is a girl who fucked her way to the middle- but don't get me started.

So many penises, so little time.... (Pic 3)

That's her doppelganger, behind her. Paris is wearing the wig to look more like the doppelganger. They even have the same lipstick. I was afriad this would happen.

@ 33 Highest level of education?
You are in high school you fucktard! You have achieved no significant level of education, and from the nature of your posts you haven't learned very much during your time in school anyway. What a dumbass lame banana. What you may find, if you live long enough (hopefully not), is that there are numerous people in this world with college degrees and more, who are still fucking blithering idiots. You would do well to stay away from criticizing peoples education you gromless bint.

Before my pussy and I embark on a semen-filled weekend of joy, interspersed with too much alcohol and random drug use, I would just like to say 2 things.

First: when in the fuck is Papa's site going to be up and running? Quite frankly, I do hold back on the raunch-factor here on the SF, and feel the need for artistic freedom of expression, via that motherfucker's website.

Second: If I knew who the coob was, I do believe I have it in me to sneak into it's house and pee on it's couch. I have ALWAYS wanted to do that. Perhaps I would be persuaded to leave a chocolate kiss in, oh say, a tupperware container, or better yet, it's pillow. I'm nasty like that.

So, my hot puss and I are off to fulfill destiny and rock my hubby's world. When the tremor comes, you all know what it is... Quite frankly, the power I exude from my fun-box scares me sometimes. But, damn, it feels GOOD....

Paris has gotten tired of various billion-heirs dumping her and heard that "Once you go black, you never go back" so she decided to try this out so she could hang on to a man.

Oh, and the coob is about as funny as a severed penis.

krisdylee:

I wish it was my semen...

#5...I got a really good laugh out of that one. XD

Mr. Bananas,
Please click this http://www.leoslyrics.com/
then you can play with Tish. I am only interested in your superficial remarks, play elsewhere. Now, back to the peanut gallery...

If you play your cards right, BigJim, it just might be....

Oh, and I'm very bendy....

I think she looks like Michael Jackson.

She looks stupid.

I think the black hair/rug/wig looks okay, at least it hides the lazy eye better.

@53 - awesome.

@63 - awesome.

#7: girls that are just right? I don't know about girls, but women....aah, while on the Superficial if you want to visualize spectacular women, just read their posts. There are women here with wit, erudition, attitude, humour, and smarts. I am sure they all look every bit as hot as they sound. They all know who they are, because none of them needs to resort to false modesty, and every one of them makes this site a great place to spend one's time.

Feed_my_nose aka Jane

I think you're more annoying than I am. And that's DEFINITELY saying a lot.

You know how when you see an ugly person Jane, you just have to stare? That's kind of like how your posts are; you have to read BECAUSE of its shitty nature.

she looks like she got attacked by Michael Jackson's stylist.

her hair looks like a disgusting plastic wig.

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt....

CUUUUUNT!!!

There, now I feel better - what the fuck is a "wireless" festival?? Is she promoting some sort of new tampon with no string? Is that her idea of "wireless", oh Lord, what a stupid, brainless, herpes infected, cocksucking, sperm belching, petri dish with legs...

I guess I don't like her...why the FUCK won't she go away???

speaking of bugs... is it just me, or does it look like her nose is trying to crawl off her face?

you can say what you like about Paris (and often do) but she has a damn better stylist than Britney. Assuming it's not a wig. If it is a wig, she needs to give Brit the wigmaker's number.

God she is so ugly and man like. She is famous again now, why?

PARIS IS COOL! AND THE BUG LOOK IS FUN!

am i the only one that finds her to be a cross between liza minelli and betty rubble with this dead cat on top? oh, when will the herpes eat her from the inside out, when?

not soon e-freakin-nuff...

The Public at LARGE : Binky, dear - where have you been ?
Binky : Ok , Sorry. I went to "the Lake" ( Canadian term) for a while and when racing a turtle underwater you sometimes forget the sig-nif of PH or BS changing their hair colour (sp US of A 'or' - for those of you going 4 a bee)( text me - U know who u R)
-Although the news didn't seem to hit south of the border - apparently Paris was watching hockey, came to Canada and didn't really understand the term " pull the goalie" ( No way Jose ?) ( He and Paris were always busy` - Five hole)
Anyone catch 'Frontline' on Tuesday ?
BTWUII

7

I know there have been several replies to this post already and this IS the Superficial, so every celeb is made fun of here, but just so you know what things are like in reality...

"Seriously, is there a girl who's just right?"

1) If you are a girl/woman and you're not fat to the point where your health suffers, or too thin because of an eating disorder then babe - you're just right!

2) If you are a boy/man, have a girlfriend/wife AND you know what's good for you then, regardless of you significant other's looks or size - she's just right!

Reality check over. :)

If Paris did the black wig thing AFTER Britney dyed her hair black, could it be that Paris is jealous of Britney and wants to look like her or even BE like her. I know it's a stretch, but just imagine the possibilities - Paris and K-Fed getting it on, Paris getting knocked up by K-Fed… That would be so sweet! ;)

She DOES look like a bug. Good call.
You guys are hilarious.

What's a petri dish?

Tarjamarja - you go girl! Excellent answer on 83.

With that said. GOOD MORNING everyone.

http://www.literotica.com/comics/princess_3d/trailer/princess_has_come_of_age_trailer.mpg

Someone may have allready said this, but arent they both wearing (almost) the same shirt? Do celebrities have clones to keep them company? Thats probably the only way P can get a friend that isn't afraid of her STD's, a crab infested clone of herself.

So this friend of mine has this habit of fucking chicks up the ass. I don't know how he does it -- it's not like he's a Brad Pitt clone -- but so far he's cornholed seven different chicks. Not only that, but I've seen this guy in the locker room and he's hung like Tommy Lee, so the girls end up waddling around like penguins for a few days afterwards.

He keeps bugging me about the fact that I haven't gotten to fifth base yet, and I keep giving him a hard time about being a seventh degree brown belt.

So, I'm starting to wonder about what it is that I'm missing out on, and would like to know if there are any ladies out there who would be willing to let me pound them in the pooper. Also, if I could do a rusty trombone on you that would allow me to one-up my friend, cuz he's never done that.

Any takers?

Now that we're engaged, I let Tranny fuck me up the ass all the time. I always said that I was going to save anal for the guy I married - because anal was all I had left for him to have "first". And I'm a woman of my word.

And I have to say, thank God he works outside - those nice calloused, rough hands grabbing my hips and smacking my ass feels so fucking good when he's cornholing me. I loves them rough and tumble mountain men! I get wet just looking at workboots and flannel shirts now.

I don't know why they love the ass drill but they do. I've noticed they really go crazy when both holes are filled. I knew this one girl who use to beg for it and would always end up fainting.

Yea, the double-pen is a mindblower for sure.

88 Do you know how I know you're gay?

Because you admitted to checking out another mans giant schlong in the same post asking for ass-sex! Ba-ching!

I dunno... my ass is hot, perfect for cornholin', but something in me can't get away from it being the poop-chute. I have one girlfriend who LOVES it, so... perhaps one day I will be convinced.

BTW all, I heard on the news that the climate is the hottest it's been for the last 400 years. Polar ice caps are melting, hurricanes are getting stronger, droughts and floods... Like I said to D the other day after hearing this... it's cuz I'm alive right now, and being that I am so fucking hot, it's really all my pussy's fault. Someone should tell David Suzuki that little fact. The Nature Of My Pussy....

so....is that what it means to have a fire-crotch??? That must mean Lolo's cooch is in league with other cooch's to dominate the world by altering the climate and wrecking the economy of Nations.

No wonder the Taliban covers their bitch's up. That would make them the good guys...
shit.... what are my choices here...
tang or talibang. Fuck the world...spread 'em baby.

88 WARNING! Once you go "back" you never go back.

OMG, kridylee...you are too funny, chica! This whole time they were blaming me for the hole in the ozone and it was you!!!!

Bananashits - where are you? It's shitstorming where I am and I have nothing to do but fuck with your head for a bit.
Come out of your closet you worthless piece of crotchrot.

I bet anything that this was calculated!! they knew it!

Aren't they a little behind the times? Didn't Ashlee Simpson and all those other skanks dye their hair black two years ago?

hello?

You know who ELSE likes it up the ass? Brad and Angie. Only they adorn themselves up with feather boas and take pictures of the whole sordid affair first. Perverts. See the photographic evidence at:

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

Speaking of perverts, a big shout-out to Tranny Granny, the lustiest pervert of them all; and to Krisdylee, for having the a pussy that burns with the heat of a thousand suns. Where the fuck have y'all been?! Come back to the dark side!!!

Aw, Tranny, I thought we were pals. Besides, I was only giving credit where it was due. It was kind of hard to miss the damn thing.

Also, a guy who calls himself TrannyGranny should be careful about calling people gay.

BigJim;

You have to admit man, it was to good to pass up!

Cheeks;

I been around you ass-goddess, not posting as much while I am trying to finish up some tree-choppin' around the house. Wait for hurricane season, I'll be on a lot more.

In other news, I just got back from 4-wheeling....almost rolled my truck, it was AWESOME!!!! Gonna go start drinking heavily now.

Kris; I needed a light for a cigar a few days ago, couldn't find one. I held the Backwoods up in the air, pointed it towards Canada and Voila! Lit right up. Give your pussy a scratch behind the clit for me, as thanks.

It's 7:24 am in Hong Kong.
And.
What is 'rusty tromboning?'

Oh, let me enlighten you:

The term "rusty trombone" has been applied to the esoteric human sexual behavior of licking the anus of a man while simultaneously reaching around to manually stimulate ("play") his genitalia. The nickname comes from the activity's similarity to playing a trombone. The "rust" part obviously comes from the color of faeces.

Haven't been to this site and months and I see we are still talking about worthless slosh holes that I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. BAN PARIS HILTON FOR SUPERFICIAL!!

#106

Haven't been to this site and months and I see we are still talking about worthless slosh holes that I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. BAN PARIS HILTON FROM SUPERFICIAL!!

@ 108 - what?

Dear zanna, Thank you-apart from the involuntary single retch, and the then un explainable tingle in my twat, I now feel I have become a better person for knowing what that is. Knowledge is - after all- power. cheers.

Yes, I've been told my sense of humour and satire is very similar to thesuperficial.com - I've been accused of plagiarism (of articles and comments), unorginality and have been called 'the retarded man's superficial'. My response? If I can be the celebrity gossip's Special Olympics I'll take it.

To all the readers of thesuperficial who think that they are the only ones with an original thought in their head? Suck it. I've read the same jokes on thesuperficial that i've read on collegehumour, seen them on Family Guy and me and my friends sound all like you. You think you're the only ones who like to say boobies or vagina (because if you can't i'll gladly send u picture of me tucking my penis into one)?

None of you are original. Nor am I. Give me something new and I'd be impressed. Bitches.

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

p.s. does meganharris have a life?

http://www.myspace.com/iambananas

111. - You're welcome daahlink. Your kudos make me want to flick my clit...to that end, i would like to supply you to a link that describes the often mentioned "dirty sanchez". I mean, while we are on the subject of anal and feces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez

Methinks that black haired Bizarro versions of celebs are springing forth from pods implanted by aliens.

EVENIN' BOYTARDS, GIRLTARDS, AND FREAKIN' SEXUALLY CONFUSED HERMAPHRODITARDS!!!

MISTER SHRIVELED IS NOT HAPPY WITH THE HIGH FREAKING COOBTARD FACTOR ON THIS FREAKIN' SITE!!! NEW FREAKIN' RULE, BITCHTARDS, ONE TOPIC, ONE FREAKIN' COOB!!! LIKE MUSICAL CHAIRS, ONLY WITHOUT THE FREAKIN' MUSIC, AND WITH GNAT-COCKED COOBS!!!

IF THE LAMETARD POSTS ABOUT HIS FREAKIN' GOAT ACTION, OR BEING ASSPLOWED BY HIS NOT SO AMBIGUOUSLY GAY FREAKIN' NOM DE QUEER WHIPPER, OR LIFE IN HIS MOM'S FREAKIN' BASEMENT, THE REST OF YOU COOBTARDS NEED TO FIND ANOTHER TOPIC OR TAKE THE FREAKIN' NIGHT OFF!!! YES, THAT INCLUDES YOU, POPTARD, FREAKIN' JUDE LAW PENIS-ENVYING, SCHLONG-SWALLOWING, ASS MUNCHTARD!!!

AND NO, I DON'T NEED THE IMAGE OF YOU "TUCKING" YOUR PATHETIC MICROSCOPIC MAN-MUSCLE INTO BANANATARD'S PIMPLED, SKINNY, WHITE ASS PERMANENTLY SEARED INTO MY FREAKIN' BRAIN, CORPULENTARD!!!

'NIGHT, ASS CLOWNS!!!

Yes, I've been told my sense of humour and satire is very similar to thesuperficial.com - I've been accused of plagiarism (of articles and comments), unorginality and have been called 'the retarded man's superficial'. My response? If I can be the celebrity gossip's Special Olympics I'll take it.

To all the readers of thesuperficial who think that they are the only ones with an original thought in their head? Suck it. I've read the same jokes on thesuperficial that i've read on collegehumour, seen them on Family Guy and me and my friends sound all like you. You think you're the only ones who like to say boobies or vagina (because if you can't i'll gladly send u picture of me tucking my penis into one)?

None of you are original. Nor am I. Give me something new and I'd be impressed. Bitches.

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

p.s. does meganharris have a life?

^^^I beg to differ. There are some really original, funny motherfuckers on here. I have actually laughed so hard I had tears, and on many an occasion. WTG Superficial posters!! *APPLAUSE*

paris makes me want to hurl.

Jeez. Paris Hilton's gulley-hole is so fucking rank, I can't imagine it's something you could put your nose near and survive without passing out. Stinky beaver? You bet!

On the bright side, the curtains match the carpet, I suppose.

I think she's beautiful

I think she's beautiful.

unless the "curtains" are pus-colored or crusty discharge colored, they don't match the carpet...

121...122...

you must of had your head up hilskank's snatch...

you now have herpes of the brain...

what's next?..."she's a good singer too!"...

I thought the rusty trombone was when you went straight from ass fucking to shoving it in her mouth: she's sucking on the rusty trombone. I could be wrong though, and will defer to Zanna's undoubted expertise in this area (no offense intended).

As for the coob, I haven't seen it lately. It is likely out "having a life," and by having a life I mean molesting small children, kicking puppies, driving slow in the fast lane, and public nose picking.

Who is this new brunette bug-eyed accessory to Paris?

The girl behind her looks like Katie Holmes, only not nearly as heinous.

106 & 125: Don't forget about the rusty gillespie... which entails a fart into the nouth of said ass-sucker which causes the ass-sucker to blow their cheeks out like dizzy g.

Well I think she look sophisticated with the dark hair. I also can fly, my shit smells like rose petals, and Popozao was a great song.

heck she looks so different. it was the nose that gave her away

Hey Tranny and Zanny I think your guy's wedding song should totally be Fast cars by Tracy Chapman trust me it totally suiting about your guys big dreams about driving around the country to sell corn dogs at car races... lol

Where did all the funny people go?

Popozao was a great song... under appriciated.

I FIND IT SO FUNNY NOW... NEW PEOPLE TO THIS SITE WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW ME CLAIM TO "HATE ME". I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THAT LIFE FOR A MINUTE THAT THEIR BIGGEST HATE IS SOMEONE THEY DON'T KNOW ON THE INTERNET.

Know what I think?

I like Paris! I think she is cute, kind and sweet. I heard her say one time she actually works pretty hard, and I believe her! And I really like "Stars Are Blind", too!

This new look of Paris' proves that stars really are blind.....

134...

there are people who aren't even born yet who hate you...

so go back to what ever you were doing and die...

bitch...

134...

i have sperm cells in my balls that think you're a fuckstick...

135
Lameass, if you're going to try to be me (and you wish), try not to sound like yourself. And if you have such an event-filled life, why are you going through the trouble of posting as me? Idiot.

LameAssBananaFucker - you bring it all on yourself so don't complain because everyone hates you. You act like an asshole to get attention, you get the attention you so lovingly adore & then you get pissy because people want to see you all sorts of dead.
You really are entirely too boring for your own good.

oh and did I mention that i hate you and would like very much to see you all sorts of hurt badly in an accident?

and popo zao WAS an awesome song! (Did you like how ridiculously random that comment was? I am so random. I'm priceless.)

131 I fucking LOVE your name!

Thanks for the suggestion, but that song makes me homicidal....I love it, but no one within my sites does. I was thinking more along the lines of Weird Al Yankovic's many love songs. But that is up to Z, it's all about the woman at the wedding.

biatcho... I think you are funny and all, but don't strain nothin' Bitch.

not sure what I strained but considering the gayness factor leaking out of your every word sounds like you may have pulled a ball muscle or 5 : )

The only ball muscle that was pulled, was the one your left hand was cradling, while I gagged your throat with my cock. And, while I know you may feel this way, but, just because after I brutally sodomized you, and came in your ear, anal sex with a woman doesn't make a man gay. Now, shut the fuck up and get me a beer. Hehe!

All i can say is DELICIOUS!

I friggin' heart you to, lady!

AND you got 420.

I totally fucking did get 4:20. I'm gonna go rip one from my homer simpson bong.

145...146...

thanks for the visual guys!!!

Yo, girlfriend, tear one off for me! And tell Homer I said "High"

ptprez.........make me laugh, dude! C'mon!

Testing 123

Interesting

150...

i mean that in a very respectful "i'm about to relieve myself" way!!!

...i miss my 4:20's:(

150

...what?...do i amuse you??...you tink i'm a clown?...

PT, yo;

Respect...that is for the Deli Llama; if, and only if, you can't hit that fucker with a stream of chicken blood from a Super-Soaker.

If you can, that is known as respect.

Yeah, Budhism is among the long list of things my teachers wished they hadn't taught me.

154...
i went to the deli llama and all i got was a corned beef and a pickle...

...try the dalai lama just for shits and grins...

In other news; Happy Custer Is Slaughtered By The Red Man Day!!!!!!!!!! that asshole.

155...Jesus, are you really that stupid?

And I mean stick your finger in the light socket, ask a Pakistani for change, lick a frog, ask if Tom Cruise likes the cock, thinks Vietnamese is the language of love, thinks your wife actually orgasms when you "penetrate that thing with my pee-pee", kinda stupid. Take a deep breath, and re-read. It will be ok.

156...

i might just be that stupid...

... i ask your forgivness...

...chalk it up to bad acid in the 70's...

i've seemed to have lost an edge...

156...if i'm gonna quote a movie, i better know what i'm doing...

thanks for the bitch-slap...

PT;

The 70's?! You had some of that H. Thompson shit? son of a bitch am I jealous! When I learned that Owlsley no longer produced, I cried for a week. Lil' to young for that fine, fine shit. Not that that is a part of me life no more, just a nostalgia thing.

In other, non related news, I find your posts funny as fuck, and look forward to seeing them every day. I am a bit mellow now, my dog just kicked the shit out of 2 wolves (not kidding) and I have this post-fightus lethargy. Rock on my man, and stay hateful biatcho.

I only hate the coob.

And Paris Hilton.

#11 over it :)

lol bitch

hey babe, wouldn't call 2 out of 161
spending too much time...

that place has gone to hell
hasnt it ? :)

good to see you're doing ok :)
lol bitch : ))

herpesfrog, AKA: just another stupid coob alter-ego, is hung like a hamster.

#29 like a young gazelle :)

go babe :)

#53 doooo let us know

how that goes for you bitch :)

165: are you talking to me, King of All Feys on this site? Well you seem to want to lick the anus of lamebananafucker so you must be quir. And you're incredibly boring as well - you're both made for each other.
suck a donkey dick dude.

#106 well, one learns
something new evryeyday

:)

i could have done without that...

...or could i :)

[this copy is unregis...]

lol babes :)

ok i got to #139
[although we havn't read it yet]
before we have had
to give up...

so..

even though the dogs [sic] are crazy..
even though the stars are blibd [u know what we mean]

...what was the question ?

Die, coob! Die!

Tards, Tardettes and Canadians......

All the info you need to know about the DOMINATING American team. And how much the US really cares.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49761

HEHEHEHE!

So, what I'm basically getting from herbiefrog's posts are:

blah blah b(la)h?

crazy crazy
crazy

:)

"I blither on
be

cause

I can".

lol bitches :)

oh

yeah
and

Let us know how that turns out for you.

In Homer voice:

"U-S-A! U-S-A!"

But I couldn't care less about soccer, football, or futbol. Paris' team, the Herpettes, could be the champions, and it would amount to a frog passing gas to me. Sorry! =)

i loves me some iambananas.....totes fab!

Jane, I heart you with all my quivering pink taco.

Thanks, krisdylee *wiping white sauce from chin*

I heart you too.

that's hot

that's hot

Boo

http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

Paris' hair turned black from sticking her head up her own ass too many times

I guess she took it literally when the last guy she banged told her he would make her turn Japanese.

grappig amai ze, zijn er nog mensen die dit zever vinden?

Wow... Pounding in the Pooper and Rusty Trombones, huh? Well, I've been there and done that many times. I'm one horny lil slut... You should be able to find my number written on any random bathroom bar stall as I have probably become world famous by now.... :)

183

Paris? Is that you?

LOL No, but good impression of her, wasn't it? ;)

# 53, 140, 166 ...
Shining personality? LOL Is that how you call it now? You're just a brainless piece of shit... Got the IQ of a donkey

# 53, 140, 166 ...
Shining personality? LOL Is that how you call it now? You're just a brainless piece of shit... Got the IQ of a donkey

# 53, 140, 166 ...
Shining personality? LOL Is that how you call it now? You're just a brainless piece of shit... Got the IQ of a donkey

But at least I'm not as dumb as a spanish.

Senorita, it's also quite funny that you mention donkeys. The village I grew up in in NY is named Plandome, because the residents are about 99 & 1/2% Wall Street Irish - we called it DonkeyDome, and the only "non-Irish", so to say that, we would see walking around were the ones carrying garden tools & riding the lawnmowers.

yeah, the village of the damned.

Are you sure that's Paris? It looks like that impersonator chick from the interview a few weeks ago. She has the same round chin and those stupid sunglasses from the interview.

hoochie - you can't even afford to drive through my town let alone aspire to live in such a place.

By the way - you said you were from Washington, DC. Are you a relative of Marion Barry's? I might be down there soon and I needs to get me some drugs and don't want to go to the dark side of town, if you know what I mean...wink wink.

how the hell do you know what i can afford? i can afford to put the heel of my shoe in your ass, thats what i can afford. EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE PLACE CALLED GEORGETOWN???. 411 bitch, i live with the whities....have a house 6x BIGGER than your dollhouse. you probably live on property the size of my shoe.

as for marion barry..you say? isn't that your father? i heard your mother just LOVES to screw drug addicts when your daddy's not around :)

#172
...that's how we like it
...not everyone is invited :)

The good guys dress in black, remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me, MIB
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink be what was there is now gone

I heard they need a lot of janitors, dishwahers & barmaids in Georgetown because of all the white college kids who drink a lot of beer and vomit all over the place.

..yeah u should know, since you're one of them. what the hell you tellling me 4? you're the unemployed 1.

#196 so you are the loudmouth...

...louder still

if you can get your lips around this one

...enjoy :)

thanx goodness for *198*

Herb - you're useless and not worth my time because you're notning but a fucking 13 year old spaz who gets off when he sees his sister's barbie dolls naked.

Hoochie, on the other hand, is hilarious because she can't stand the fact that I totally nailed her lifestyle and keeps trying to tell me that she actually has a job that is neither clerical nor janitorial, which is total malarchy. It's so much fun bugging the shit out of you.

200 i can almost feel you trembling
as you typed the first bit

and you are going to have
to
come
to terms
with the next part

v.old
and unnecessary

but thanks

if i were you...

i would do what madonna
has done
and found herself
great suitors
and beautiful children

more of that
might
help

looks like a wig!

enough with the HOOCHIE term already...can't you think of something more creative like...i dunno..maybe "WILL BEAT YOUR ASS, IF U EVER HAVE ENOUGH GUTS TO COME TO DC"?

besides..i don't recall you ever telling me where you work at....so by conclusion...YOU HAVE NO JOB :)
and please stop using NON-EXISENT words like
MALARCHY. i AM an ENGLISH major, and there is no such thing as MALARCHY...DUMBASS. stop trying to sound EDUCATED. your NOT fooling anyone. :)

"exsistent" <==didn't want to confuse your small brain..it might have just exploded.

#189
"At least I'm not as dumb as a Spanish" what are u like 5 years old?? What a fucking MORON. I'm sure you took a loooooooooong time to come up with that

#205. don't pay attention to this transvestite....shim (she/he) is just mad because "it" just got diagnosed with "CRABS"

205 - no I'm not 5 years old but I was just bringing myself doen to your level.

And Hoochie momma - malarchy is a gaelic term, which you would know if you had any sort of cultured education that didn't involve a Boces course. Negra.

PO' WHITE TRASH:

ugh..yeah...and "doen".."boces" and "gaelic" are *actual* terms...i'm sorry for ever doubting your "foreign" language. on EARTH we actually speak "ENGLIGH". you might want to to try and learn it.

...dumbass cracker ;)

"english" <--

I have this fantastic image in my head whenever you say the word cracka... I know you look like Aunt Jemima with one of those do-rags on your head and slippers on.

And you are the reason I thank god everyday my parents shipped me to private school... because we didn't have your kind where I went & it would have made us all dumber if you were allowed in. But you probably could have gotten us better drugs.

...OMG! i know what your problem is!
is it that TIME OF THE MONTH again?
...you know, the time when you grow
a SENSE OF HUMOR and speak words from
your MOUTH that actually sound like you've just pulled them from your ASS?.

..BTW..i get an interesting image whenever you spew things from your mouth onto the computer as well, im imagining a BUCKTOOTHED
WHORE with an ORANGE PEEL tan, drinking a USED bottle of FIGI water she found in the DUMPSTER so all of her neighbors would THINK she was "ONE OF THEM"..

ahhhhh, I SEE WHITE PEOPLE!

What is FIGI? Because white people drink FIJI.

what? you've never heard of FIJI water?

oh, but then again..you wouldn't know what water was..period. you know, considering you have no running water where you live and all.

oh, but then again..you wouldn't know what water was..period. you know, considering you have no running water where you live and all.

oh, but then again..you wouldn't know what water was..period. you know, considering you have no running water where you live and all.

repeating it 3x makes it sound even better. :)

Your level of stupidity amazes me once again. Negras.

you'd be amazed if a chicken layed an egg.

your attention span is that of a cow.

It's LAID an egg, idiot. You keep on saying that you're smart, but you can't even spell or type with normal grammatical usage, that we learn in the 4th grade.
So clearly everything you say about yourself is a lie - and you're nothing but common street trash that lives off of the tax payers' money. By the way, you're never going to get ahead in life, just doesn't happen for your type.

the word layed doesn't even fucking exist junglebunny.

yeah...this comming from someone named

BIATCHO?
why don't you just use your real name:

bitch-ho "Sally Sue" wisecracker <=== :)

and you've made pleny of "grammatical" errors in your life as well. the first? BEING BORN!

So being born, or the act of being born, is now somehow linked with grammar? I thought it was a verb, you know, an action? You're even dumber than I could have possibly imagined and you're getting pretty weak with your rebuttals. That well is drying up quicker than your milk-spouting tits because you've had so many babies from different daddies.

wisecracker - why thank you very much! It's about time you realized my greatness.

you know what else is a verb "ass-kicking"..

oops..i meant its an "action" verb.

thats another thing that you whores don't have...breasts. so this is what you're mad about. flat-chested winches like you aren't born with T&A. you can go get plastic surgery now.

36C and a nice ass. Sorry, don't got no balloon ass like your kind do. ghetto junk.

And I don't lie on this space. I tell it like it is... unlike other monkeys I know of.

those mokeys being your stripper mother and OD father..correct?

36C...is that silicone or saline filled?

you probably would need to stuff your pants with pillowcases to keep them from falling down on your flat ass.

No, you see my parents are white & white collar. Yours, however, resemble apes. And not the fun kind that hang out at the Bronz Zoo, they are the kind that sit on the porch because they can't get a job and sip on malt liquor and smoke Newports all day long. Cussin' at the man cause he be holding them down and shit. "They don't think it be like it is, but it do" - Yo' Po' Daddy.

Oh & they're real and they're fabulous!

no see, your parents are whack and whack dollar. yeah, they "pretend" to work without doing so, and in affect..have no money.

"its like so totally bad that we gots no money, do yous haves any spar change"-YO'DADDY...from the grave.

My dad's death is final just like you being a poor nigger is final. At least my Dad lived a life of hard work along with the joys of country club memberships. Closest yo pappy ever got to a country club was being the shoe shine boy at one.

And let me tell you, you've never heard racist jokes like you hear at a country club. I don't even think I could repeat them that's how terribly awesome they are.
CaddyShakc does not do any of it justice.

the closest your daddy's ever been to a country club...is the graveyard beside it.

oh geesh garsh jolly wally..i CRACK myself up sometimes.

and i don't need to go to some brokdown country club to hear your absurd remarks about race. what your really should do is hop on a bus to dc and experience a real tongue lashing about your dumbass. now thats funny.

"NIGGER" IS NEITHER A TERM OR AN IDENTITY, YOU DUMBASS.

I'M SO GLAD YOU WEREN'T ON HERE TODAY. WHAT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!

PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE COME TO DC AND CALL ME OUT OF THE NAME TO MY FACE. YOU'D BE ON THE PAVEMENT BEFORE A WORD EVER LEAVES YOUR MOUTH.

THATS WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT YOUR KIND. YOU TALK SMACK IN YOUR LITTLE RUNDOWN COUNTRY CLUBS..(COUGH)SHACKS...AND DON'T EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO CONFRONT SOMEONE WITH YOU BIGOT VIEWS. "COWARDS" ARE WHAT YOU ARE. AND "COWARDS" YOU SHALL REMAIN. SLEEP ON THAT.

SEE YA NEXT WEEK BITCH! <3