Jun 15 2006Paris Hilton is turning into wax

it's called makeup you dumb ass.. i'm sick of hearing about paris.. if you must write about her.. find something "worth" writing about.. not this complete CRAP

She almost looks like she will when she's 70. That girl wears a TON of makeup, thick foundation, fake eyelashes. Ew.

She could at least make up for the ugly face with fake tits, but she won't even do that!

I'm so Proud of her. First a new album thats great, and now her second perfume. She's a genius.

third picture is soooo scary! she looks like the crazy old neighbour we all have...
ALl that make-up and she still look ugly :S

Paris and mommyd_23 sitting on a tree passing H. E . R . P. E .S. la la la la..

I hate that dress!! Please put your slip back on Paris :)

Yes...she's pure genius...just like you, Megan!

why is she famous again? oh right, she invents mass herpes.

@3 I "thought" I missed you.

Here is yet another lovely photo of Parisitic Hilton that goes quite well with this little album. Brace yourself.

http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/5344/53671parishiltonandnickyhilton.jpg

Jeez, SagaciousSteph. That is a truly frightening picture. Nice moustache.

Also nice is how her foundation is 10 shades lighter than her neck and body hue. She looks like a fucked up clown on crack.

Nice fake blue contact lenses too.

A nose like a parrot. Lovely.

I wouldn't mind having a wax statue of Paris in my basement so I could throw darts at it.

She's truly looking awful. Must be due to the hit-and-run accident in the parking garage earlier this week.

Poor thing. Maybe died in the accident and she's been embalmed?

@13 or use it to scare away crows and small children.

I'd like to see her make a pouty poser face when I slam a bottle of that crap over her head.

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so from down here...
lol bitches :)

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...well done babe :)

When will this bird-like whore creature disappear?

My God! She's dressed!

(Paris Hilton at the launch of her new fragrance at Le Cirque)

So she goes to the circus for her bug spray?
Bet it smells like elephant dung.

Whats next? Her cooch spray at Le Aquarium?
What's that dead fishy smell? Eewwww its Paris.

#17 - When we all stop paying attention to her (which looks like never!) :)

I wouldn't spray anything Paris Hilton has botteled on myself. Gross. Did she get a nose job?

Do you think those diamonds are real?

21

will you suck my dick???

JESSICA SIMPSON IN MAXIM:

She proclaimed once how she was so so Christian and ould never exploit her body and sell out.

Now it looks like she's just another skank.

#23..

Are you gay? Sorry, I'm not. But you are... not that there's anything wrong with that.

25

are you a guy???

Pregnant pop diva Britney Spears pleaded tearfully in a televised interview for picture-hungry paparazzi to leave her alone.

"I would like for them to leave me alone," Spears said, dissolving in tears after being asked on NBC's "Today" show if that was her biggest wish.

The 24-year-old is six months pregnant with her second child with hubby Kevin Federline, although entertainment tabloids have been hawking reports of an imminent split.

Motherhood brought unflattering pictures of the former teen sensation who was snapped driving her SUV with baby son Sean on her lap instead of safely buckled into a car seat, as required by US law.

Asked what she had to say to paparazzi, Spears asked them to think of their own families and grant her privacy and respect.

"You have babies at home. And you have, you have a wife. And if you don't, you have to realize that we're people and that we need -- we just need privacy and we need our respect. And -- and those are things that you have to have as a human being."

Spears, who shot to celebrity in 1999 with the song "Baby One More Time" and has since sold more than 60 million albums, has put her career on hold for more than a year but still stars in the gossip columns.

"People" magazine has lately speculated on the health of her marriage to former backup dancer Federline, now an aspiring rapper, whom she married in September 2004.

Spears has said she was fleeing paparazzi when she was snapped driving with her son on her knee in February.

"These people like they, I mean they want stories to sell and they're very good, you know. I need to come up with my own magazine and say the real deal."

She told the network the marraige was strong and the the couple are happily awaiting the birth of their second child in September.

26.. um, yeah. idiot.

27

you must be a bitch...come on, you know you want some man meat...

... a guy who love cock, a lot, a whole lot, bunches.

29... it's interesting that you have these fantasies about men. If you have a daddy issue, get a daddy tissue.

oh, *snap*!

28

then you're the biggest bitchy-fag i've ever seen...

do you wear thong panties bitch???

ptprez = fake me!

That's sad that you're making fun of me and are responding!

All you have to do is sit in front of the computer and wait for me to post? GO OUTSIDE! Enjoy the day... there's still time.

All you have to do is sit in front of the computer and wait for me to post?

Read a book.

seeing that it's 10:47 edt. i've been there...

you can't be the real lame-bananas...

you said cock...

Mock Tom Cruise at your own risk.

According to the 2006 edition of Forbes magazine's Celebrity 100 rankings, Cruise is the most powerful famous person of all.

35

That and masturbate obsessively, while thinking of you.

Figures... okay, bye, I have a life, unlike you.

39

thank you...

could'nt of said it better..

27. stfu.

42

ditto...

I'm pretty sure they write about he rise of Paris Hilton in the book of revalations. Behold motherfuckers cause the end is near

I'm not saying I'm really high and fucked up on gin but maybe I am. But for the first time in my life I find Paris attractive. time to go to bed...

G'night Hugh.

G'night Hugh.

“And another sign appeared in heaven, behold, a great, fiery red dragon having seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads.” Revelation 12:3

Yeah, that's about Paris alright...but when they translated from Hebrew to English, they misinterpretted a few words.. What that REALLY said, originally, was closer to :

"And another sign appeared in heaven, behold, a great, fiery wax dragon sucking seven heads and ten whores, and seven dildoes on her heads."

King Jimmy screwed up a lot on the translations, you know.

damn no. 1! way to pee on everyone's parade. it's funny, LAUGH YOU SONOFABITCH

she looks like an old british lady. with giant flippers for feet.

God, what is with that nose and those eyes? With all that money you think she would get those fixed.

Look at her on the 2nd picture...

"Come to me, my prey"...

is it just me or did i see that dress on nicole richie.
its like they're morphing into one fugly person

and im feeling like this site is becoming a place for commenter rivalries. first it was jane's eyre and iambananas then it was iambananas and ptprez.

im sensing a connection here... get over the bloggers and bash the celebrities already!!

If she put a minnow at the end of her nose she could catch fish.

LAMEBANANAS - I THINK YOU SHOULD POST YOUR PICTURE, I AM BEGINNING TO THINK YOU ARE REALLY charles manson POSTING FROM PRISON.

stop hating on paris she's successful rich and has a great love life
1-she models
2-she sings
3-her father beyong rich
4-and she a gorgeous role model
5-she creates to die for perfumes
who wouldn't like paris only haters who are jealous

Lamebananas, how are things in Huston? You sure get around for a kid.

Her nose is a handle...for the boys.
Ewww!!!

it looks like the false eyelashes on her left eye aren't curled very well making her face look sorta slanted-hmmm
wow i think shes wearing more makeup than i do when i dance, and then its STAGE makeup and youre supposed to look like a freak up close.

PinkPooch person,

Paris is not a singer, you have to have the natural ability to sing to be a singer, not just go to a voice coach. Yes she models and has money, yes, she's not ugly, and yes she pays people to make perfume for her but do not call her a singer!

if someone calls her an artist i think i'll cry

So why on earth would anyone want to smell like Paris? And why is she wearing the curtain from our living-room?

That is one ugly tranny. Whats with the nose anyways? You'd think she'd get it fixee with all the money she has.

#26-what the fuck?!?!? i always thought that lame-bananas was a chick too, considering the bitchy effeminite attitude, though he/she/it's love of tom cruise should have tipped me off...

WAY too much Bare Minerals, and/or needs to get a color that matches her new orange tan. Perhaps she doesn't need to use the "kabuki brush." I realize it's evening and everything, but damn.

#57

Sherry-co - is that you? Maybe not - there's been no "slimy slugs" accusations yet..................

57...Hi Paris!

She's not pretty, she only gets to do all those things because yes her Dad is rich. And role model? For who? Strippers?

I'm sick of her too...but admit I still enjoy the stories where she's doing something stupid. I don't really care about her makeup, or her beak.

I think Iambananas must be Tom Cruise...it all makes sense now. Whatever it is, it's really annoying. And loves the cock.

I'm up too late and clearly delirious.

Nite!

Hey, at least she's wearing something that isn't showing her tits, ass, labia, crabs or herpes sores. That's gotta count for something, right?

These photos...along with some of the latest Lohan photos...just scream BOTOX to me. I think they are shooting up.

She's beginning to pore me (oops I meant bore me)... I'd much rather read more TCLTC posts... because I hear he does... especially Scientology cock... because it's unreasonably arrogant and tends to jump up and down without warning

Her nose is so thin & she almost never shows her teeth when she smiles.
She reminds me of a newborn baby ostrich.

you could slice someone with that nose

Her lips look like she's been in a fight or something. fix them!

Someone should just cut this ugly bitch up for chum. Or turn her into pemmican with TED NUGENT.

Le Cirque? Does it smell like Circus Penis or Clown Whore?

She's got a "Mommy Dearest" thing going on in that second picture. Or else she's still channeling the dark lord Satan and moonlighting as his earthly vessel. Six of one.

I haven't seen skin that color since my great-aunt Fanny Belle had jaundice.

Obviously her sores are a pussin' its clear shes wearing underwear in the last picture -wtf? I thought she never wore underwear. #74 - nice.

I love the sweet smell of Circus Penis in the morning...

okay, here's a photo of the actual wax Paris, at Madame Tussaud's somewhere

http://z.about.com/d/gonyc/1/0/O/B/madame_tussauds07.jpg

I'll bet it's just Massingil in a spray bottle.

#74 It smells like blood, sacrifice, and freedom. Also: biscuits and gravy, stale kandy korn, freshly bailed hay, and liquor stained cocktail napkins smeared in tubercular sputum. It's to die for.

There is no way to truly prepare yourself for #10. I may never sleep again because that image is burned into my conrea whenever I close my eyes.

Dammit. *cornea*

#80 *baled. Fuckin' cult commune education.

sweet baby jesus she has an ugly face. good lord.

80 - I bet it smells like Texas Style Justice. Or Texas Toast. Or a big, unwashed Texas-Sized Vagina.

You know who she looks like... Meryl Streep in 'Death Becomes Her' after Ernest has slapped a bunch of makeup on her after she started to rot... Mmm. Paris has finally got the skin rot to go with her crotch rot.

The truly frightening thing about her nose is that she *has* had work done on it. Yeesh.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm

i do have to admit that the fish guy seems a tad obsessed with P.Hilton. or maybe he just likes to read what everyone comes up with. i'm always interested in new interpertations of herpes infected whore. always.

"Ca-KAWWWWW!..........Ca-KAWWWWWW!!!"

#85 I heard Texas Justice smells like fried retard.

"Great Scott, she's mixed sperm from 7 million with juice from her diseased snatch. With this mixture she could wipe out the entire population of Gotham City. Quick Robin! To the Batmobile. Robin...Robin? Oh no, he's already been overcome with the stench. Wait...why should I resist...such a talented whore...so beautiful...so full of crabs...what a...Must stab fork ...into frontal lobe..before... it's too late"

91. That ain't right...kinda funny in a sick way...but it ain't right

Besides we given a lethal injection Paris' quim juice down here. Highly toxic.

88
Her nose looked much better BEFORE she got the weird nose job. And WTF is up with that 2001 picture? She looks like one of those tacky porcelain dolls that they sell at swap meets.

That dress would look so much better on me.

That's a mighty passable Post-Op transsexual.

Wait...that's Paris.

Nevermind.

*burns his computer, as to not spread herpes and Beastman AIDS*

91 - I heard fried retard smells like melted crayons, orange soda, and the inside of a bicycle helmet. And that it's good with honey mustard dippin sauce.

97. You disgust me...but I kinda like that

I'm thinking it could be pepper spray that she scraped off her face from the men she was chasing.

#97 You have to get them fresh, though. TED NUGENT told me the best way to catch them is to set up a tree stand, and bait the area with fruit leather, security blankets, and coloring books about ponies. And make sure you get them through the heart and lungs. Head shots won't usually stop them.

The skank needs new contacts the brown is showing through by the pupils. What else is fake on that bitch!

WICKED WITCHY MELTING WAXY HOOK NOSE

no more Paris

no more Paris

No More Paris

NO MORE PARIS

no more Paris!

shut up about this skank, I'm bored of hating her

88-the best before pics of Paris (and Nicole Richie) are here...there were more but they must have deleted them:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html
That said who would wanna smell like the fish oil she probably put in that sprayer. Ugh...

she should get a nose job and a boob job, her boobs are extremely small

Paris just needs a good facial. And I'm just the man to give it to her.

OMG - the ONLY redeming quality about her was that her eyes were a bright blue, but even THAT'S fake! ACK! She has NOTHING positive about her on any level. That's almost sad.

LOL 105 She prob has enough semen imbedded in her facial pores for a lifetime. I bet you could squeeze her face gently between your hands and semen would come squirting out of all her skin pores like toothpaste out of a tube.

Holy Crap! She looks like she's 50 years old in pic #2.

Her waxiness? It's called high resolution digital photography. Avoid it at all costs.

A.

Really ugly this Paris Hilton... she looks like to a moulded plastic end. Barbie Girl with a defective mould. This nose which falls down almost in her mouth... Ugly!! If I were a man I do not even know if it would wake up the shade of a errection!

just a reminder she's alive

she's aged.....she DOES NOT look like someone in her 20's.....seriously she looks like she is in her late 30's.....

I think the waxy look is hot. Makes her face more susceptible(spelled wrong i think) to a relieving Bukkake session. I really do like Bukkake.

Is this a After sex fragrance or a bad news at the Gynecologist scent . I could go without a shower and eat Taco Bell for a week and still be consider more clean then paris, where does she get off making a fragrance.

Looks like she took her role in "House of Wax" a little too seriously. Someone get a torch quick.

I see that the Bobblehead Look is now the in thing this season. Good for her!

Imagine what that face will look like in 30 years. *shudder*

like oh my totally gosh, i am so gonna buy this fragrance, i think shes so totally awesome, thats hawt!....thats how you sound.

what the hell is this. smells like last weeks garbage. paris who? oh IS that transvestite who does xxx ficks?..thats how i sound.