Jun 13 2006Paris Hilton being sued

SCANK

WOW--MY FIRST FIRST

Everybody gets sued. I mean come on. This isn't THAT exciting.

Sure it's stupid, but hopefully it will lead to more worthwhile sue-age and Paris Hilton can become the life-hating ho-bag we all know she is on the inside.

Wow - Paris' cousin is as smart as she is! Seriously, their whole family is inbred? Gross! Maybe Paris should stop letting other people drive her cars into other cars. And herself as well. This is getting ridiculous.

I think it would suck if people had to burn everything you sat on.

WHAT A CHEAPO!...Her insurance doesn't cover property damage! I'm assuming it doesn't cover others, and does cover her her...No wonder they're rich.

Thank goodness someones finally making her pay and introducing her to the real world. Well, not really because Daddy will just pay for whatever she gets sued for. So, really, no ones introducing her to the real world.

"Paris has the bare minimum coverage for property damage"...

Are you freaking kidding me? Well, I'm going to sure her for being annoying. Price: $10 million.

I want to see Ted Nugent shoot a flaming arrow from a compound bow through her skull. You heard me. Ted. Fucking. Nugent.

Still, its a start...

Who is Ted Nugent? Is that Walker, Texas Ranger?

[Lawyerly voice] Paris's rep should take note that it doesn't matter if Paris was in the car or not. As the owner of the vehicle in question, Paris can be held accountable even if she was not driving.

Bananas-
Paris will use her own money to pay. She works very hard. AND her BFF is the hardest working person in the world. Hohan the Hobag

#5 I agree. It was really embarrasing watching that homeless guy spray her with Lysol when she was passing him in the alley.

While we're at it, lets all sue Paris for something..., damn bitch cant go a week without getting sued for something.

Crab Scratch Fever, duh duh duh duh.

Ted Nugent is the star of the show Ted or Alive on the Outdoor Life Network. Duh.

#11 Chuck Norris will probably kill you for not knowing who Ted Nugent is.

or for mistaking him for Ted Nugent, either way your freakin' dead.

7

And I thought I remember you bragging about Daddy paying for your car, insurance and gas.

Dumbass.

Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent should team up and destroy lame bananas with roundhouse kicks and a crossbow. That would be fantastic.

I hear the cousins defense was he became startled when his pants stuck to the driver seat because of some drying Herpes Puss runoff. THAT was why he didn't see the cars in front of him.

#11 I think he was in Depeche Mode or something.

I hope the money doesn't come out of the budget for her next video.

I think we should sue Lamebananas parents for breeding such a pathetic piece of shit we all have to see everytime we come here. I am sure her/his life insurance is the bare minimum for obvious reasons, but we could get something for our suffering piss ass remarks.

Chuck Norris should round house kick Paris AND bananas in the HEAD

I am suing Paris Hilton for her father's impending suicide.

#25 good idea, after we get Chuck Norris and Ted Nugent to roundhouse kick him to death and shoot him with a crossbow. Priorities, get em straight.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Killer.

Paris = Crimes against humanity? I think we have a winner!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Sorry bitches.

They will settle out of court. Paris will agree to fuck them on video tape and let them sell it on line for $19.95. But then she'll get sued again by them because she neglected to tell them that she has herpes.

I remember seeing a commercial for one of Chuck Norris' movies that was going to be playing on TV when I was like 5. It was Sho-Gun, and I vividly remember seeing someone's head being cleanly chopped off with a samurai sword or something.

I have been scared of him ever since.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. "The water gets Chuck" *bites head off of chicken and begins snacking*

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That's awesome. I love how he looks like he has a lion's mane in that picture of him dressed in denim, shirt open to display his manly glory.

Yeah, for once a vehicular accident wasn't Paris' fault. It's amazing.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

It’s so funny how some people are on this site day after day, hour after hour waiting for the opportunity to say FIRST, like it's some great accomplishment. Way to reach for the stars.

ymagyn -
Proud to NEVER have been FIRST.

37
And "skank" wasn't even spelled correctly. Ha.

Paris Hiltons pussy stinks so bad, when she gets in a cab, the "Towelhead" driver rolls down the window for fresh air...........

#37
There must be a secret prize they get if they get first. Maybe someday all of my dreams will come true and I'll be #1.
By the way, I was wondering the other day how all of a sudden Paris Hilton was everywhere, three years ago nobody knew who she was, now you can't go anywhere without hearing about her. Just some of the random thoughts that go through my head as I fold the laundry...

I'm sorry kiddie's, I forgot to explain, laundry is what us mommy's do while you kiddie's are fucking around on the computer all day.

:)

Her pussy stinks so bad it made Shaq's dick turn white.

#40... I was #1 twice!!!

#41.. waht are you doing RIGHT NOW?? Not laundry!

Laundry is something I do while my husband throws beer cans at me and tells me his pipes need cleaning.

Don't start with me banana's, take a deep breath...good.
BTW did you get a secret prize?

You all do your own laundry? I didn't realize you were chinese.

@43 I think thats from the diseases..........

what*

Osh... Just becuase that the way it is for you, dosen't mean it's everyones case.

#47 I do mine and my 2 kid's laundry, and when my hubby comes back from this war, I'm going to start doing his again too.
No, I'm not Chinese...racist.

#47... I don't!!

Nevermind...

Okay, gotta go back to work now and make the big bucks.

See you guys tonight. :)

When I do "laundry", it usually consists of an entire collegiate dance team and 3 boxes of Magnums.

48 - No, it stinks so bad even dicks can smell it. The sores and rashes are from the diseases. Duh.

47 - How dare you. I do my own laundry because it turns my husband on. He also makes me do the dishes and scrub the floors naked every night because when I wear clothes it pisses him off.

Paris Hiltons pussy stinks so bad that people keep mistaking her bedroom for the local dump. "You can't leave fucking couch here!"

@53: Sorry, I won't be back tonight. I spend my nights cleaning cocks.

your couch, whatever.

It's the American Way: when something goes wrong, don't bother with the person responsible, just sue whomever has the most money.

Also nice to see Paris' rep once again making him/herself useless by repeating the most glaringly obvious point about this whole lawsuit. Why does Paris even keep that guy/gal around? I guess she needs someone to carry her drugs.

#51... ChickenScratch...

How is that racist? People are WAY too sensitive and have desensitized the word "racist: by throwing it around.

Racist: The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.

He isn't saying someone is superior...
-Chinese people do laundry
-Asians (all) do nails
-Black people run fast
-White people can't jump high
-Illegal Mexicans are don't speak English

Simply, no one thinks they are better than anyone in that sentence.

No one hates anyone, so it's good all around. No one thinks they're better than anyone for the simple fact of race.

Banana's how does this involve you?
Great, now I'm late.

Stereotyping and racism are different.

Well, no disrespect, but I think since it's an open board that everyones opinions are gathered.

Her pussy smells so bad, lumberjacks use it instead of saws to cut down trees.

True...okay, gotta go.

See you later, don't work too hard!

pinky_nip ... I get it, because it's "sharp". I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that's not funny.

It will announced in the coming days that a class action lawsuit has been filed against Porous Hilton, charging that her spread of herpes has overwhelmed area hospitals in international cities around the world. Litigants complain that she should have a surgeon general's warning label on her forehead, ass, and panties, and are using recent lawsuits against Big Tobacco and as precedent. A number of judges were seen scratching their genitals after meeting the defendant, forcing mass recusals due to "conflict of interest" concerns, apparently due to infection through brief handshakes from Ms. Hilton. Ms. Hilton was widely available, as usual, but not for comment.

Banana's,
Is it racist to absolutely hate someone you have never met, just because everything they have ever muttered has been equivalent to a retarded 12 year old boy trying to recite "The Cat in the Hat" in Swahili?

Did anyone else find this part of post #60 funny?

"Illegal Mexicans are don't speak English"

What the Hell?? Where did you all get the idea that Chinese people are the only people who do their own laudry???

Even Jessica Simpson (sort of) did her own laundry, in the only episode of NewlyWeds that I ever watched. (Where she threw the huge pile of dirty clothes over the banister into the middle of her living room and then complained for a while.... thats when I stopped watching)

Paris Hilton is like a washing machine. Everyone gets to drop a load in her.

@68: Normally I ignore you, you fucktard, but NO that is not what I meant. I meant the trees pass out from the smell.

Like I wish you would, with the help of Dr. Kevorkian.

Don't ever make me explain my fucked up sense of humor again.

*laundry

apparently I "are don't speak english' too

@72: OMG.. it's like a FUCKING JOKE!!!!

I got 1st one time and I felt whole....like an asshole cause everyone picked on me. Needless to say, I never got it again. >:\

Why do I feel like I'm taking crazy pills?

RichPort is funny...

pinky_nip... can I have a couple of those crazy pills?
With all the fucktards here who either take things WAAAAAAY to seriously, or are just dumbasses who dont know when to quit, well, I dont need to say more, just share the stash, baby...

#76 I guess it wasnt funny, just weird and random. Its, like, not even a common stereotype that everyone can laugh at while knowing that its just a stereotype.

@80: Sure thing... I was beginning to think I was on the bizarro superfish site.

@81: That's what a lot of people on here do, make random, off-the-wall comments.

Like, "you're a douchebag".

And I'm not even trying to be funny.

#72, Years and Years ago, many chinese people who were recent immigrants open laundry shops. Just like Many Italians open restaurants, many Irish became police officers etc... So that Chinese people as a stereotype were associated with doing laundry, in fact their shops would often be called something like "Wong's Chinese Laundry"....... This stereotype reached it's crowning glory in the Calgon ad from the 1970's Here is the Wikipedia entry on that commercial........................................
A famous advertisement is the commercial for Calgon water softener. A Caucasian woman with an American accent asks "Mr. Lee" (who owns a laundry shop) how he gets her shirts so clean. He replies, with what appears to be a Chinese accent "Ancient Chinese secret." The scene changes to Mrs. Lee, who is in an adjoining room. Mrs. Lee is also ethnically Chinese, but she speaks English with a thoroughly American accent, and explains to the audience that her husband's "ancient Chinese secret" is that he uses Calgon water softener. Mrs. Lee ultimately gives the secret away by sticking her head into the front room where Mr. Lee and the customer are standing, and shouts "We need more Calgon!" To which the customer replies "Ancient, Chinese secret, huh!" This commercial is one also remembered by people many years after it has aired. It has been viewed by some groups as continuing a stereotype that all laundry services are run by Chinese immigrants, but it could equally be viewed as a satire of that stereotype.

Oh, and Tom Cruise loves the cock But only non-Scientologist cock...cuz it's bigger.

So if the girl doing my laundry wasn't Chinese, why did she offer a happy ending when she was done? Man, those chanks just love to stroke the cock, huh?

Is Tom Cruise Chinese?

Is the sun always shining in China? Those little fuckers squint an awful lot.

I'm a raging fucking racist. I've got a major hate-on for people who meet the following criteria:

-multiple personality disorder
-can't spell
-retarded
-have numerous aliases, included lame bananas, whips its willow, herbie frog fucker etc.

I tried having a Chinese lady come to my house to do my laundry while I was at work but she kept eating my dogs.

I hate white people who try to act like black people.

I also hate lesbians, because chicks who don't like cock are a waste of space. Bi chicks are fine though.

Papa is a naughty, naughty boy.

I dated a Chinese girl once. It got really frustrating because everytime I asked for a 69, she'd say "Why you want beef with broccoli now?"...

I'm an equal opportunity racist... I hate everyone.

haha see, there are some clever racial remarks to be made! 86, 87, 89, 91. :)

If there's one upside to this lawsuit, it's that maybe, just maybe, one of the pussies who she hit - with irrefutable videotaped evidence - will get a backbone and come forward to press charges.

Who knows, maybe they already yelled at Paris, got cut a fat check, and have orders to be quiet about it. I doubt it, given that Paris is too much of a douchebag to be that subtle, but if it was any other rich brat that's what I would expect.

oh, and 88.

I think even I had more insurance coverage than she did when I was 17 and got sued for my accident (yeah, suing a 17-year-old for an accident that she didn't cause after you verbally attacked her - class act).

Please be careful. I don't know how many of you shop at Target, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your husbands and male friends.

Here's how the scam works...

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.

Hey Stallion, I got that in my e-mail twice already.

I still love you though. Me rove you rong time.

@97 never claimed it as mine, it just had me cracking up, I'm on my way to Target now to see if there is any truth in it........All Shuckie Duckie

Martha Stewart gave me a red light special at K-Mart yesterday. You know those old broads are all horny because of the horomone replacement therapy.

How is that racist? People are WAY too sensitive and have desensitized the word "racist: by throwing it around.

Racist: The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.

He isn't saying someone is superior...
-Chinese people do laundry
-Asians (all) do nails
-Black people run fast
-White people can't jump high
-Illegal Mexicans WHO don't speak English

Simply, no one thinks they are better than anyone in that sentence.

I was typing something else about Mexicans, but decided that it might have been misconstrued... lol. I typed it, then didn't delete it all the way.

If you want to know, it was...

Mexicans who are always playing loud music that seems to be polka, sitting in front of their houses doing nothing and washing their cars. And not speaking English.

It's not racist... it's an observation/ stereotype. I don't hate anyone because, obviously, I don't know them. And it's actually the opposite because I wish everyone to be happy and healthy... EVERYONE. Guess that puts me several notches above the rest of you.

96

Hilarious! :) I'm so forwarding this to all my friends and we don't even have Targets in Finland.

Finland loves Conan O'Brien. And so do I.

I'm back...and I'm half Mexican.

I see I started the battle of the day by calling someone a racist and by mentioning that I do laundry.

Sorry for those of you who are like me and sit here and read (skim over) a lot of the bullshit arguing on here and then just kind of laugh it off and go to another website. I never saw that coming.

After being on here the last few days (quite a bit because I'm all caught up on laundry), I can start to tell who's an adult, and who's not.

By the way, I hate Iraqi's, don't know why, just a funny feeling I get.

One more thing before I forget...Banana's do you know why you see those "Mexican's" sitting outside doing nothing and washing their cars (which isn't doing nothing)? Because they just got off of work from their back breaking jobs and they are relaxing.
I'm not defending "Mexican's", I'm just telling you how it is.

105
Don't bother, it doesn't work. Daddy pays for everything. A regular Paris Hilton.

96 Stallion

Strange, they GAVE me their wallets....

103 Chicken S.

I hope that half is an enchilada, cause I am fucking hon-greee

I hate everyone ... except the menz. Black, brown, yellow, red, white ... it's all good.

helo gys
havnt srttd#]
on this post yet

but we will :)

cuz i can :)))

ta p :)

@9-

I LOVE The Nuge! Now THAT is a man, second only to Chuck Norris, of course.

@25-

It would be better off for the entire human race if it was eliminated. I doubt ANYONE (except it's "friend" Whipped) would miss it. Hell, we could petition the government to make it's day of death a national holiday. It would be like the 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Arbor Day, Easter, and anything else I missed, all rolled into one SUPER-holiday! Hell, I bet the whole WORLD would want to celebrate the death of the lamest, most inept, dumbest Internet troll EVER! And the person who eliminated it would be an international hero, feted and revered, and given a glowing 10 pages devoted to him/her in ALL the world's history books! Anyone interested, it's perfect for the wannabe famous....you know you want to!

We'd love you forever and ever and ever.....you'd be bigger than Jesus! You'd be a deity we could ALL get behind, a purely secular person for all the little kids to worship and wanna be like...position is still available....come on....please?

woah
dissapointed
moi?

Socialite PARIS HILTON is following in MICHAEL JACKSON's footsteps after creating a mini-Neverland menagerie of animals in her back garden. The hotel heiress-turned-reality TV queen and pop star now has four Chihuahuas, two kittens, three ferrets and two monkeys all housed at her Hollywood home. She says, "I have, like, huge enclosed cages all around in the backyard everywhere, so everyone has, like, their own space."

so how big is the cage for the chinese guy, or the puerto rican, or the zulu, or the fucking paris hilton

get a fucking clue you bitch

[excuse him everyone else]
[he's a bit on edge]
[this eveining :) ]

[[oh bugger]]

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it truly is the fungus amongus, no?
as a scotkrautmic, the only things i like to get behind are bottles of cheap booze. i can't help it; it's science.
(i blew up chuck norris' head once, but that's another tale entirely...)

Paris only has the minimum property damage coverage on this vehicle. WTF? Even before her so called "career" earnings she has a friggin' gazillion dollar inheritance. I lump this in the same category as that crusty old skank Madonna getting all bent out of shape over spending a few thousand on Britney's Kabbalah brainwashing, uh, training.