Jun 16 2006Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos buy DVDs

Does Paris Hilton actually look kinda cute here??

no

Nope.

I love the whole "homeless" look Stavros has going on... I'm also concerned that people still want to date him after he boned the herpe machine...

I'm surprised she wasn't buying a bunch of copies of her horrible movie, to make the dvd sales go up.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

I am starting to think Paris Hiltons PR rep is doubling as Mr. Superficial.The only news I want to read about Paris is how she died with massive road rash while tring to give a car muffler a blow job.

That hideous bitch will never, I repeat, NEVER be cute

what is it with this site constantly sucking paris' hermphridite dick? (yes, it has been confirmed she has one)

the easiest target is not the most fullfilling.

empty calories all around.

1-no

and yes #6 i agree. the amounts of paris posts on the fish as of late are astounding.

#1 NO! Her outfit is horriblw
#4 He is rich!!! He's still a little gross

Her heels and her outfit are just awful. Why can't she just wear jeans and t-shirt when she goes out?

Paris is often cute and I have nothing to do with all of the ads for "The Simple Life" which keeps appearing in the sidebar.

He certainly doesn't dress like a billionare thats for sure..

Did she make that skirt out of my grandmas old tablecloth?

3-some with Firecrotch and GrandCanyon-Crotch? Makes my penis sore & infected just thinking about it.
That poor Greek bastard.
Wait, maybe he doesn't touch their crotches, just ass fucks them.
Anybody know if Paris has ass-herpes too?

TCLTC

Instead of dvds..these two "millionaires" need to be purchasing soap and hairbrushes...good god!!!!

Is he wearing a Member's Only jacket?

Her poufy skirt and giant feet in those shiny shoes make her look like Minnie Mouse.

If a hermaphrodite has big feet, then is the hermaphrodite dick big, too?

*shudders* No, I'm sure that's MY grandmas old tablecloth. After I vomited on it

what a pot head!

They totally don't even look like they are together. They are dressed like the came from different planets. What's with Paris looking like a middle-aged business woman crossed with Donna Reid? What's with rich people dressing like crap? Get a haircut already! Why doesn't Paris call up the record company and demand the cd for free? Obviously she is not a real celebrity.

You complain when her boobs and butt are hanging out, you complain when she's covered up... no one can win.

Why am I interested in her doing the same thing I do every week? Aren't celebrities supposed to be interesting... parties, award shows, power lunches? This is bor-ring.

Proof that money can't buy fashion sense.

Okay, I'm a retard. They were buying dvds not cds. But same difference. Paris shouldn't have to waste her millions/billions on dvds. At least she is completely dressed in these photos.

Like Faust forever tied to Mephistopheles, so too must Stavros be to the woman who infected him with super herpes. The thing I find amusing is that if Stavros was only worth the price of a buritto supreme, Paris would mockingly laugh at him and his Member's Only jacket. In the dark of night, while bathed in a glistening, fevered sweat, Stavros is tormented into sleep deprivation by the lamentations of the pustulent sores dotting his dick. Like pestulent mouths, the pus-spewing lesions cry out in agony, wailing on into the morning with orifices choked of tainted blood and regret.

He just sort of looks like some perv homeless person trying to check her out or get close enough to sniff her.

Those are some big feet. I guess they'll come in handy ferrying her dead lovers over the river Styx.

10 bucks says she can't work a cd player

ahhhh yeah cd/dvd.... whatever

It never fails, I always read his name as "Starvos Nachos".

Are we sure they're here together? He looks like he saw her walking by and crawled out of his dumpster and followed her in the store. She is totally ignoring him.

Check out how gammy her elbow looks in pic number two

Good lord. Her feet are longer than the diameter of her waist.

Here's Paris as she looked before "minor" changes, LOL!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

My boyfriend and I aren't gazillionaires and we look a lot happier than these two. Just proves that money can't buy happiness.

#24 Johnathan Faust was a pussy. If he was TED NUGENT, he would have kicked Mephistopheles right in his devil pussy with his size 13 shit-kickers capped with American steel. Straight into Falluja, and out of North Korea's asshole.

A Kathy Griffin DVD? Well, at least we know she has good taste. BWHAHAHAHAHAH!

Stav looks like he needs to shit, shower and shave.

Does Paris realize the likelihood that Kathy Griffin probably makes fun of her on that DVD?

Question about the new simple life... if it's called til death do us part, does that mean one of them dies? I realize it would probably be Nicole because she doesn't eat, but I want it to be Paris.

He looks like a beaten dog, called home to lick the Paris Herpes-queen of the whore's cunt clean from all the cum that has been fired at her while he was doing firecrotch. She looks bored out of her mind, guess she had better with that pet rat of her, Tinkelpee.

By the way, young animals are cute, babies, when they are not drooling and shitting all over you and your furniture, can be cute, but whorish infectious bitches with the intellect of a glass of muddy ditchwater are definitely, NOT cute.
That's like saying Tom Cruise is not scary at all, which is complete bullocks.

If I were a gay man, I'd totally dig Paris Hilton.

But I'm female, so that just makes me catty I guess?!

enough about Paris, how can I start a nation wide petition of people boycotting any magazine or website that still think Paris Hilton is (or ever was) relevant.

They were supposed to be doing homely thing on that show, like cooking and cleaning.
If Paris cooks, the poor family probably dies of food poisoning. The kids go first (lower body weight). Than the parents realize what’s happening and mom and dad start torturing the bitch till she’s dead. Mom pulls out her fake nails and corrects those damn ugly lazy slut eyes of her by poking them out with a vibrating dildo, than she stuffs Paris Herpes full with French cheese to stop her cunt from dripping yellow/white cunt-juice all over the floor and to drive out the rancid putrid smell of decay that comes out of that hole. Dad than takes his axe and starts chopping pieces off this sorry excuse for a human being, fingers, toes, ears, fake nose, then the hands, arms, feet, legs, till there’s nothing left but the stinking rump of her whorish body. Then they drag her out, strip her naked (and at that point Paris Herpes finally starts liking the whole thing, and starts mumbling, …oh that’s so hot…) and throw her in the ditch with a carton sign saying: “please fuck these cunt holes of mine, I don’t mind which hole except my real cunt hole is full with French cheese”. The drunken hoboes and AIDs ridden junkies are having a great day with fucking the queen of Herpes, and because she’s blind she is actually happy with it cause they all smell so rancid and taste so funky that she thinks that they are all foreign men, preferably Greek. The fun continues till one of the hoboes start fucking her with broken bottles, and she starts screaming. That shitty demented voice of her drives the hoboes insane, They gather all sorts of sharp objects (used syringes, used toothpicks, you name it) and start sticking it into her tiny chiwawa tits. Than they cut out her tongue and replace it with a large juice cock on which she sucks ferociously (Pavlov effect). After a day or two, the street in which she’s whoring herself starts to smell really putrid, and they name it after her (it’s called Paris Herpes Stinks), everybody have to move out. The garbage men finally come and take her stinking, almost dead cadaver to the garbage disposal centre and burn it at exactly 180C, otherwise the witch won’t die and her whorishness could spread around like a flock of meat flies.

And that’s how Paris Herpes died.

God, I would love to see that episode….

41

You scare me.*backing away slowly*

Please take your meds, and turn yourself in.

42

Don't be scared, it's just the script for one of those Paris Herpes sex tapes, only this time, it's actually fun to watch and worth my download time.

I do take meds though.

41-you doing some of that Moss powder? That Lohan fuel or what? Sheesh your post is a bit much there. Tone down the coffee or whatever it is..

Moss Narcotics and Firecroth Power!Yeay! That keeps me up all night.

FIRECROTCH, I FUCKING LUV U!!! MARRY ME AND LET ME BE ALL THOSE FOREIGN MEN YOU SEEM TO PREFER NUZZLING IN THOSE WAVING FIELDS OF FIRERY PUBIC HAIR OF YOURS. LET ME CUM HOME BABY!!!!

I wonder how much Paris paid for her Great Aunt Gretchen outfit.

On a side note, where have all the funny regulars gone, like papahotnuts and the like? Happy to see that oshkosh is still here.

"I'm giving him the boot..."
"wait a minute...Hohan wants him?"
"oh never mind then, I think I'll keep him."

#1 actually she does look cute :)

...and her choices
...in dvds
...is just immaculate :)

lol babe:)

#0 i just love that series of photos
says so much :)
i just love interference
...allegedly :)

the top would be cute with a plain skirt or jeans, and the skirt would be good with a plain top. but patterened top AND skirt, in two different floral styles? oh no. no no no.

I can't wait for the next article about Paris Hilton on this site... "Paris Walks Outside" or maybe "Paris Hilton Has Her Picture Taken". Goody goody gumdrops.

Paris no chance to ever be cute. One only has a few shots at getting a nosejob right before their faces turn into mutilated vaginal caverns like the Jackson's. Unfortunately for her, her plastic surgeon must have studied rhinoplasty under Dr. Moreau.

All 925 species of living bats worldwide would like to extend Paris a warm 'thank you' for providing them a dark moist place to roost.

#41 - Did you just finished readingAmerican Psycho?

Is Paris fucking color blind from slurping too much cock?
I heard if a woman has sex with too many different men, her coochie gets problems and sends a message to her brain in a desperate bid to stop more disease by making her color blind.

This in the hope to make all cocks look alike and thus debilitate the slut gene.

#1: no, that looks like either a sweater my grandma would make, or one that my Mom would find at the thrift store.

#1: no, that looks like either a sweater my grandma would make, or one that my Mom would find at the thrift store.

"Stavros, I haven't put out a porn movie in so long. Look even Kathy Griffin has one. Allegedly anyway".

Paris looks cute here.
Wow.
That's like Jesus stepping off the cross and eating a horde of adorable babies.
It just shouldn't happen.

I'd go back to that Stavros hottie if I were here. He's hawt!! Hmmm, now I am imagining a Stavros Eric Balfour sandwich.

uhhh.. guys.. that's not paris hilton.

1) she's not dressed like paris
2) paris' nose is a lot more hooked and weird than that

It pains me from the bottom of my heart to compliment Paris Hilton... but I must say that outfit looks lovely on her.

That said, she's still a brainles cum-dumpster whose crab-infested labias are so overstretched that they actually make clapping sounds as she walks.

Who the fudge is this duffus? all he seems to do is shag around between mary kate, lohan and paris... does he actually have a job? DUFFUS!

Hey All. Want you to know your comments n this site rock my world at work all day. But c'mon it is a lindsay/paris site. no worries. in these pics, this guy looks hot as hell. if he was on antibiotics fer a long time after paris n lindsay i would have no prb spendin his money. he looks like a whipped puppy in these pics. guess paris got pissed he did loho. who paid for the dvd's, looks like she's payin from the look on her face. i get the same look when i go shoppin with the hubby. it's the kinda look that says "yeah you can lick pretty good but otherwise yer pretty useless." ROCK ON ALL.

PS Paris is very fake she has brown eyes people, those r contacts n i find it strange that both lindsay's parents have brown eyes n the pics i've seen of her siblings are brown eyed, where does lindsay get them irish green/blue eyes anyway>guess them contacts are easy to get once ya hit the million mark. ROCK ON ALL.

arrghhh!! it's NOT PARIS!!! can't you tell!!

at least the person you are all complimenting is not actually her

My cute step-gran, aged 83, has an embroidered sweater very similar to Paris', only without the kicky little peplum.

Oh, well. As others have said, at least she's covered up. And her hair looks clean and brushed. I have not yet recovered from watching her new video here the other day, where her hair looked like it was matted together with suntan oil, sand and a little bit of vomit.

But Stavros Nachos...what's his deal? I can believe how dirty and hideous he looks. Unshaven, messy, dirty hair, wicked ugly shoes and an outfit that looks like a hand-me-down from a hobo. Nice. Very nice.

She doesn't look cute - that outfit is horrible. One can only assume she's wearing it to scare the sores off of her body.

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen Paris with that much clothes on her. Must have been a really cold day or something.

you'd think that she could spare a few bucks to get her hideous beak fixed.

WOW no nipple , I almost forgot what cloths looked like on her, Either way I feel like I'm looking at a alien corpse walking around with sunglasses!

she's too stupid to like kathy griffin and she looks like one of those kids who's trying to dress nice but really smell like pancake syrup...

play nice little children :)
you get so cross
when you arent being noticed :)

there's enough for everyone ))

...meanwhile :)

i cant quite decide
between
my little pony
or
buttercup care bear

lol babes :)

...meanwhile

in other news...

DIXIE CHICKS star NATALIE MAINES can't keep her mouth shut in London, it seems, after making another controversial statement in a UK newspaper. The WIDE OPEN SPACES singer became a target for American patriots in 2003 after she criticised President GEORGE W BUSH during a London concert. Maines' life was threatened and Dixie Chicks tracks were banned from country music radio stations after the outspoken singer declared she was "ashamed" to come from the same state as Bush (Texas). And now Maines is testing Americans again by questioning patriotism in British newspaper The Daily Telegraph. She says, "The entire country (US) may disagree with me, but I don't understand the necessity for patriotism. Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? "You can like where you live and like your life, but, as for loving the whole country... I don't see why people care about patriotism." The comment appeared in the newspaper on Thursday (15JUN06), just before the trio took to the Shepherd's Bush Empire stage - the same London venue where Maines made her infamous remarks about President Bush.
17/06/2006 09:53

i love this babe :)
why haven't we heard of them?

source:

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/maines attacks american patriotism in london newspaper_1000068

...hello ?
...
...pAris wanted me
...to show you this...

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=4657

i must be the only sane person here

HEY DOES ANYONE BESIDE'S ME THINK THAT THEY ARE BUYING HER SEX TAPE FOR THEM BOTH TO WATCH? LMAO

*sigh* and just when I thought I couldn't have a lower opinion of PH...she goes and buys(or considers buying) a Kathy Griffin DVD. Well, that there even IS a Kathy Griffin DVD available is in itself...quite astonishing.

Next PH will be announcing she's having a baby in Namibia...no wait...wrong skank. my bad.

#ok psycology 101

to explain...

ignore the first two pics, they are just background and context

we will call the full size pics 1, 2 and 3

there are two different stories
being portrayed here

pic 1.

paris is being demure, virginal
...and the guy is walking on past
...he might have stopped...
...but he doesn't have an opening

...ok on to pics 2& 3
...which are a time progression

pic.2

paris knows he's approaching
and does the pony thing
of putting her back leg out... :)

...he is trying to pretend
...that he doesn't see
...the come on...

pic.3

she adopts pony stance
he adopts protective stance

aahhh :) sweeet :)

can i have one?

...no sweetheart...
...you are destined
...to die alone :)

LAST!!!

nah.. i need to be last.. so i can have the last word!!

it's been driving me crazy..

THAT'S NOT PARIS!!

*tears out hair*

#1: I think the question you meant to ask was "Is Paris Hilton actually wearing clothes here?"

horrible outfit...must be from sister nicky's new "librarian chic" collection