Jun 30 2006Pamela Anderson wears the clothes of the future

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Pamela Anderson was spotted leaving the Claridges Hotel in London wearing what can only be described as a bathrobe dress. It looks like a bathrobe. But it's a dress. Sort of like her cantaloupe breasts, which look like cantaloupes but are breasts. Although I've never seen them in real life so for all I know they really are cantaloupes. They're doing amazing things with science these days, so why not fuse the power of a woman with the power of fruit?

More of Pamela in her bathrobe dress after the jump.


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I wear the same thing over my cantelope boobies.

yawn

Wrecked.

Well, it's hot this summer looks easy to take off, but I think Pamela takes her clothes off just for funsies her robe makes it easier.

Next she's going to publicly shave that beaver to once and for all have fur banned.

And we're surprised because.....?

I think it's hilarious that she dresses in a bathrobe, yet still has *matching* heels and purse.

Hey, have you guys noticed Pamela Anderson has breasts? I know, I know, it's weird. I just noticed this myself.
I hear those things are made for feeding babies. However, that might just be a rumor.

nice vein-y feet.

If you're gonna pick a spokesperson on 'Busts', she's the one.

If KFC could splice her genes to some Rhode Island Reds, everyone could order 'breasts', and they'd never run out.

If all the ladies in this forum followed Pam's example, how would we deal with the silicon waste disposal problem when they all turn 75?

I have met her in person, and they are more perfect than any fruit.

: )

So this weekend we're going to be stuck with Brooke being a normal mom, Hasselhoff (spelling?...oh who cares)aand that other guy that got hurt and Pam's...casual summer dress that happens to look like a robe.

wow
May the trolls enter.

#11: People with silicone implants DO NOT turn 75. We need to deal with this problem sooner.

PAMELA ANDERSON! Were finally back to the skanky-ass MILFS after suffering through the Hassolhofs and Shields of the world. PAM, I know you gave up protein after you split up with Tommy, but eat a fucking burger and drink some goddamn milk already. When your face is droopier than your tits you are officially hitting the WALL! I haven't seen a bigger wreck since Tara Reid smashed her face against the windshield of my Beamer when I slammed into a parked car and her lips flew off my cock. That rooster will never be the same, by the way.

Didn't she just get done protesting fur by posing naked in a window? Is that why she is wearing a robe in public or is she just an idiot.

Wow, get a load of her ginormous man hands, they look like catcher's mitts. Are we sure this isn't a look alike tranny?

Speaking of KFC(#10) and cruelty to animals (#15)...
KFC injects hormones in their chickens to make them "top heavy". The poor birds can not even stand up straight their breasts are so large.
Incidentally, PETA had launched a campaign against KFC using Pam as their main spokesperson
http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/anderson-vid.asp
Iiiiironyyyyy

She has really aged drastically since she contracted Hepatitis C. You can tell a huge difference in her looks and she doesn't appear healthy to me!

#17: big hands are the new thing. look at nicole ritchie's. but then again everything's big about nicole. big hands are also great for handling the big cocks.

18
I'm sorry, but who cares? The chickens are being bred and raised for human consumption. Why do they need to stand up straight? I love animals and all, but ridiculous is ridiculous. THEY'RE CHICKENS. There are SO many much more worthy causes that need media exposure than the plight of short-lived chickens. oh yeah, and

http://petakillsanimals.com/

In case you haven't figured out yet that PETA is a bunch of militant wackos who'd prefer children to die of AIDS than do AIDS research on rats. 'Cuz rats have so much more value than children.

@20 I think that would scare a man to have a girl with larger hands than him manhandling his cock.

Wow, that face has really hit the wall hard.

#22: Tom Cruise was talking about big cocks when he said that. and Pam or Nicole were not involved in any of the action he was talking about.

22. The boobies might be a bit scary. The hands, not so much.

FYI Peta people, meat chickens are bred to have a lot of breast meat. Having raised our own little flock of meat chickens this happens with no hormones. Ours just ate chicken feed. These chickens will have problems with their legs because of their breeding, not hormones. By the way, we let our chickens grow past the usual butchering time and their breasts were HUGE. Next batch I'll name them Pam1, Pam2......

jane your missing the point *sighs*

I don't give a fuck about chickens.
The post was MOCKING Peta for using Pam (AKA fake-tits mcgee) to try and save a bunch of chickens from having their chests pumped so full they cant stay vertical. Hence the last word of my post: IRONY!

That was a good mock bella420, but I can't stand Peta lies. By the way, don't you suppose they tested breast implants on animals first? I'll have to check into that.

27
Okay, to me it just seemed like you were being sympathetic to the "chicken cause" and were just pointing out that it seemed ironic that they were using top-heavy Pam as a spokesperson.

But whatev, I don't even eat at KFC. Their chicken is so freakin' greasy it gives my iron stomach heartburn.

#11, wtf dude, yucca mountain.

I can't stand PETA either. I wonder... if you prove your theory then PETA will have no choice but to drop Pam alltogether. Then maybe we wouldn't have to hear about Pam or Peta ever again.
Godspeed tinyTy, godspeed.

Man that face has gotten FUGLY....
Cut the eyes, cut the nose, inflate the lips... GACK....

She had me with her "Gigantic Breasts" but totally lost me with the face that went in a blender....

Well quick internet searches show that animals are used. I even read on one site that the original breast implants we used by prostitutes over 100 years ago. So Pam could switch to helping prostitutes. That could be a good fit.

Pam Anderson is a big breasted chicken head whose been slapped one too many times by my medallions. PETA's coming after me because I abused that bitch (bitch = female dog).

#28... LMFAO

I can see all the chimps and howler monkeys running around testing lab with huge racks and inflated self esteem....

Ah, this world of wonder we have created...

She's not very Earth-friendly, either. She's not fully biodegrable.

I think we should start a campaign against all these celebs who get plastic surgery. Selfish pigs! Their plastic corpses will still be here in a 1000 years!

35
EEK, hairy boobs. That's not a pretty picture.

29- It's cool, I know my sarcasm skills are scary-good, so really it's all my own fault.

I've never pictured a decomposed body with implants before, but Pam will show us what that looks like within a few short years.

When this bitch finally kicks off, what happens to all the silicone? Say if someone exhumes her in 1000 years, will her tits look exactly the same?

Morning- it's 7:12 am in Hong Kong- I am back at work, it's a holiday here, and I am working THUS I am full of hate today.
Why does she have pockets on that dress? That looks like the robe they give you in hospital when you go in for a D and C - and that is NOT a breast reference, only problem is, that robe appears not to have an easy access panel at the back for enima's and drugs administered up the anus, or to be gang raped by the doctors while you are out cold after surgery.
See , told you I was full of hate today.

that is too fucking weird.... we all had the same cuntaliscious nasty thing to say.

Right on bitches.

I have a business idea:

Create silicon wafers for computers from silicon implants of has-been hollywood faketurds.

That way you can name your computer Pamela or Jenna Jameson or whatever. Imagine the exponential power of your masturbations?

When is this tired old hag going to die?

WOW did anybody notice how HUGE and HARD her nipples are in the last picture?? well u may have but ill be damned if i have to sit here and read every retarded thing just to know if i can write it.so suck a nut.

Fugurself, you are a business man ahead of your time.

u can also see the nipples in the first picture too. *cough* just fyi. yea they're very high up. just to help u out.

#27

but but but
americans
dont get
*irony*
lol b*************

41
Why do you preface every post by stating what time it is and your global positioning? It's kind of weird. I imagine you saying it in Jean-Luc Picard's voice.

"Captain's log, Stardate 54323.5..."

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What if they're man-boobs?

21 you are an idiot. There are plenty of other methods of coming up w/ cures for illness w/o shooting a chimp(our relatives) or a domestic stray dog or cat, etc full of bleach, etc or ripping off their skin. If your argument would be yea well stray dogs & cats over population, you are prob one of the morons who would want the cute kitty or puppy w/o getting it neutered or spayed or even vaccinated for that matter because you can't be bothered. I hope you come back as an animal to be tested in your next life...actually as much as I loathe people like you, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

There's nothing more satisfying than a was than a washed up bimbo making a total fool of herself.

2 reasons- thanks for asking.
1) I am a news reader on radio a work this early, and I DO actually say it in Picards voice- except I'm a chick , so it's not quite the same....
and
2)It's a reminder to others out there that the entire universe is NOT the United Fucking States.
also, so you know- I time stamp on one post only- the first I make.
It amuses me, and I am entitled to amusement , yes?
Have a listen.
HK radio station...
metroplus AM 1044- go to English news, top of the hour- we stream on the web.

#50 that *must* be annoying :)

lol b...

54
I don't see how testing for AIDS involves ripping animal's skins off or shooting them full of bleach. As I stated, I love animals, I have 2 cats and 2 dogs, all are fixed, happy and have their shots. I have been known to take in stray animals and find them homes. I get furious at the people who don't bother to spay/neuter their animals, which leads to the unfortunate euthanizing of thousands of perfectly healthy pets each year. I am all for animal-free testing when it is at all possible, but when it comes down to it, if it's going to be the rabbit or a cure for a horrible disease that will safe millions of HUMAN lives, I'm for animal testing. Please tell me the plenty of other methods of finding cures for illnesses. Scientists need to be able to see if a vaccine will work; what are they to do? Test them on humans? But I suppose that would be your preference, as you seem to be one of those people who think animal's lives are far more precious than humans. So take the firecracker out of your ass, it's a lot more fun to use them outside of your body cavity. Thank you.

Could that 'dress' be a recovery robe from yet another plastic surgery? Just think about the stretched out flaps of skin she'll be left with. That'll be a knee slapper.

It might also interest you to know that , due to the fact that I only have to do one bulletin an hour on the weekends - and a 4 minute read at that- I get lots of time to troll through the web, and I get paid shit loads to do it.
Do you love me yet?
Thousand of dollars a week- to work 4 minutes an hour.
Are you feeling the love?
I am VERY cranky today.

Poor 41.... Falco redone...
"One night in Wan Chai makes a hard man humble"....

How I long for the days of LKF and Peng Chau.... Hit the Noodle Box and just be glad you are not here in the land of 113 degress (AZ)... Love home but HK was a damn good 3 years... So quit whining HK hater!! LOL

Furry hooters were definitely made in order to get Pammy where she is today... Bonobos with great racks were slaughtered in the dozens...

58 - Can we spay or nueter the Pam Andersons and Paris Hiltons? That would be a greater service....

Pam Anderson looks like she smells like cardboard. Just a thought.

Hmmm- you mistake my meaning little cricket- I love this town, I've lived here for 7 1/2 years- I just hate that I crawled in from LKF at 4:30 after celebrating Canada D'eh- and no, I'm not one- but you know how it is here- and that I was at work at 6am- and everyone else gets the day off. It's handover anniversary.
Not a hater- just a tired and emotional journo.Weepong weeping. i take it from the Peng Chau reference you were a DB hanger?
What does a Cathay Pilots wife do with her arsehole before sex?
Drops him off at the airport.

Pamela Anderson is my sister.

That's not an "outfit of the future." It's a fucking bathrobe. Only tinier. Maybe a midget bathrobe.

And animals were made for skinnin' -- after they've been anally electrocuted and tortured first, of course. I guess Pam doesn't consider snakes 'animals'. She's wearing snakeSKIN shoes. God, I hate her.

I'm a newbie asking permission to join the fun. Osh, biatcho, ptprez,jrzmommy,Tranny,Papa? What do you I have to do? I'm open and flexible, do with me as you wish.

Jane's Eyre: I officially hate your fucking guts. I hope you die a miserable horrible death after living for years with no human contact, tied to a pole with a one foot leash in the bottom of a wet, dark, smelly well. I really fucking hate you. You are a nasty, nasty shallow shell of "human being" You make meganharris and iambananas look like geniuses

The dress ain't bad it is just her facial expressions in the pictures are disturbing...my I love her cantaloupes!

Did one of her implants migrate to her forehead?

Seriously, it's bigger than my ass, people.

She's looks well-used.... poor Pammy. I'll think of you tonight when I'm devouring my steak burger, topped with bacon and chicken, and a bit of prawns... yum yum...

Oh yeah, a chicken is worth 1,000 times more any day than you are - you stupid fucking ignorant big-mouthed twat.

I personallylove jane's eyre. Specially when the does her patented around the clit in 80 licks thing.....

72. yeah, because that takes no end of intelligence and class. Fucking trash.

raggatt, what the fuck is your problem? Lighten up.

Funny how you "witty" folks put down Hilton, Lohan etc. for being sleazy and then post no end of shit like #72. Pot? Black? From your posts you should be absolutely worshipping the celebrity sluts not- making fun of them...

Fucking trash can get very nasty.
I was at it one day, minding my own business, and managed to secure a WHOLE chicken carcus ( parsons nose and all) on my labia ring.
Man, was that hard to explain to my whip master.

My problem is animal cruelty and brain-dead loud-mouths like Jane's Eyre who think they're "better" thereby proving they aren't and the human race sucks.

68
I really fail to see how my post makes me a nasty, nasty shallow shell of "human being". What, pray tell, was so horrifically nasty to elicit such an ugly response from you? I wasn't spewing hate and venom like you are. I was making a point, and I don't believe that makes me horrible. It wasn't even remotely extreme like your post. People like you who spend so much time hating generally aren't happy people. Your rabid hate is really pretty scary. You and lamebananas are a perfect match.

77
Well if the human race sucks, and you're a parasite on this planet, why don't you do the noble thing and off yourself, and give the chickens a little more breathing air. Lighten up, it's a long weekend.

Final word: I hope after Jane's Eyre dies in that well with the one-foot leash around her neck she's reincarnated over and over and over again as a chicken in a KFC factory. Fuck you bitch.

Methinks that raggatt is another incarnation of Whipper/lameass.

Peta is a joke, Pam is a joke. I'm on the fence when it comes to animal testing because while i think it's horrible and cruel, every single one of us knows at least one person who wouldn't be alive right now if it weren't for some type of medicine that was at one point tested on animals. Maybe some day technology will allow people to research the effects of drugs without using animals. I wonder if Pamela's Hep C treatments were tested on animals.
Anyway.

80
Hugs and kisses to you too.

BLLAAAAAHH I'll tell you what, PETA fucktard liberal hippie tree-hugging whale-kissing... um, where was I? Oh, yeah -- Pamela Anderson is a big fat whore.


P.S. Animal testing RULES!!!

The only thing you get when you sit on the fence- are splinters in your arse.
Old Bhuddest saying.

Pam just reminded me of a news article I read a while back that "A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends."

After reading this I had a number of questions:


1. What sort of shopping aids do they have in the tampon area?

2. Do they supply the whipped cream, or do you have to bring your own? ;)

3. Who needs a wife when you've got a wall full of boobs?

And then some random thoughts...

I think this will become the new wailing wall, when men see what they don't see, even when the lights are on.

Plus, it will be a nice place to rest ones head after a hard day of shopping.

Boobs on a wall. Sounds like the Presidential portrait gallery.

A wall of fake breasts. No, I want live models that will help me to decide between the 100 or so different bras that would be best!!

And for the ladies....

What are U supposed to do when I have to buy Ur husband or boyfriend boxers or briefs?

@80 Take that stick out of your ass fuckhead, geez why you gotta pick on jane's eyre, other people have said worse, you dickhead.

85
Very good, young grasshoppa.

"The human race sucks and we're all parasites on this planet and humans are horrible and animals are wonderful and i hate my own species because we're a disease and we're overpopulating the earth and we suck" ... You sound like me when I was 15 and wearing too much black eyeliner, before I chilled the fuck out and realized kittens would eat us if we were smaller than them.
Don't get me wrong, I mean, I still hate the human race. I'm just alot more ambivalent and lazy about it.

Recycling is the work of the devil.

87
No kidding, who lit the fuse on HER tampon string?

Thanks.
But seriously- is this a place inhabited by angsty teens?
'cause I can never tell.
And today I just want to harm angsty teens.I want to hit them with chickens - and then survey the chickens and find out how they felt about being part of a huge darker evil.
Then I want to ask the teens how it felt to be hit on by chickens.
It could be quite the survey.

WWW
You happen to be quite funny. And I'm sure your Jean-Luc Picard voice is "spot-on". (Oo, I'm channeling Chef Ramsay right now)

Protein feeds the brain, vegan lacking protein, psychotic break. Jane's eyre, forget using logic on the psychotic. It no worky.

Bless you - I should be on radio- oh ,wait.

@93 Ooooh Jean-Luc Picard's voice....sexay. Just listening to it gives me a little thrill in the nether region.
Ooops, I forgot, I haven't gotten permission from Osh and company to post yet, oh well I'll take my floggings later.
Yes please, may I have another?

96
No, your penance shall be to run around outside your house with your panties on your head. Ready...set...go!

OMG !! i just saw someone running around with their undies on the head on CNN.
man, those guys are good.

I wonder if she needs that double sided tape or does the friction from her enormous nipples hold the robe in place?

98 LOL

It looks like she's carrying a power drill in the last picture. Who carries around a powerdrill in a robe/dress?

Whew, took your advice Jane, was that exhausting. I was minding my own business taking laps while simultaneously flogging my clit when I was suddenly accosted by the media and Brandon Davis. I barely managed to excape, but I did manage to kick Brandon in the balls a good one. Now I have to go disinfect my foot.

An ode to Pam Anderson
by tinyTy

Pammy, Pammy
you're such a big ol' skanker,
your crotch is one big canker,
Kid Rock pulls out his wanker,
he's a naughty little spanker,
Pammyyyyyyyy.......

An ode to poetry.

Poetry, poetry, poetry
Why do you tease us so?
You show us a new way to live,
Then fuck us over.

Thankyou.

Another.

Poetry, Poetry, Poetry,
Opiate of the masses.
searching, finding,
Wining,dining,
My, is that the time.

Thankyou.

Wattup y'all!!!

roll call: who's drunk? who's on coke?!?! who's doin' black tar heroin?!?!?!? LOOSE THE HABIT!!!

posting from Puerto Rico, it's hot, it's humid, but the beer is cold and the blow is pure.

Beer

Pammy,
your face could not be ranker


Ha! I was having promblems with my 'anker' rhymes.

I just want everyone to know that my pussy isn't fixed. I love when my pussy is in heat.

#109 ...watta ya need? let's cool down that poosey.

@110
I love it when you say poosey.

hehehehe...I also say poosay, but I save that for special occasions. :)

Barbado and Cruising, what the fuck?

No blog sex til I'm there.

(With the Hummer 1500, raspberry jam and those pink thigh high socks you love so much, Barbado..)

Cruising, did you get those knee-pads I sent you?

EAT


MY


........................SHORTS..................


LOL BIOTCHES!!


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Someone buy the dumb whore some clothes.

Isn't "raggatt" the name of the gerbil in the apochryphal tale of the homosexual in the ER with the singed ass from having said gerbil rocket out of his rear on fire when intestinal gas was ignited? You have to admit that would give you a jaundiced view of the relationship between humans and animals; but there are limits, and a scorched and angry gerbil typing abuse to someone as nice as jane's eyre is just not on, so back up lamebananas' ass you go, you bitter little rodent.

Thank you, GuyLeDouche. And by the way, you smell as clean as fresh as a summer's eve.

Dear raggatt

I'm not going to quote sources because this isn't the fucking Wikipedia.
But, if you actually new a bit about the real world around you, you would know that new medicine need testing, before they can de sold to the public. And that god, because we know what happens when they aren't properly tested (thalidomide = babies without limbs). And there is no way to know thses side effects just by lookeng at the composition and structure of the molecule...because this is the real world and we don't alien technology.

So what's your solution? We stop animal testing and what? We test them on humans? African children, that no one knows about? You? Great, volunteer your wholle family for medical testing. Go do that, you great noble creature. I...well, I support animal testing.

You are stuck in your little ideal world, just like the hiltons and lohans you despise.

Remember that scene in King Pin where Woody Harrelson used that chick's boobs for punching bags when they had a fight? I want to do that to Pam's crazy looking bags. But then she might whip out a chainsaw so I'll re-think that.

and that my friends, was typo heaven

the greatest thing happened to me at the bar last night. since i imitate celebrities avidly... after reading this post, i wore my silk see-thru white bathrobe to go out last night. and i downed tequila shots while being totally fuct up on x. and then mysteriously... my 'clothes' fell off. next thing i knew i was dancing naked on the bar and for some reason i was getting alot of attention from the mens. so i leveraged my new popularity into a homemade gangbang dvd which i sold this morning for $1500!!!!
so im hungover and bowlegged, but im rich bitches. and in a few months in some circles, ill be considered famous. thank you pam anderson, THANK YOU.

#121 where did this happen, so that next time I will be part of it?

you're all so harsh toward the pam....If shes taught us anything it's that uncomfortable thoughts at sad events, such as funerals etc, can easily be removed by singing Kenny Loggin's wonderful title track for the fantastic 1983 action/comedy movie "FOOTLOOSE" in one's mind.

god bless you for that pam.....god bless.....

the person submitting this article should be taken out back and shot with a cannon...

FUG, Drop your cell # and ill try to give you some advance notice next time.

but in the meantime look for "Ez-E's Hard Way to Roll" on dvd at your local adult shop.

Pam looks like she should be on Carousel in Logan's Run. Yeah, I went there. Crap Seventies science fiction. And I'd still do Jenny Agutter.

raggat, you are a perfect example of everything I love about animal rights freaks -- you're a frothing hypocrite. She merely disagrees with you on intellectual grounds, explaining with intelligence and grace.

And you, who pose at being so much more compassionate than she, starts railing about how much you "hate her fucking guts," call her a nasty shallow shell of a human being, and "I hope you die a miserable horrible death after living for years with no human contact, tied to a pole with a one foot leash in the bottom of a wet, dark, smelly well."

Like I said, I love the hypocrisy of animal-rights freaks. They make a big deal about how much more they care, but they actually just hate everyone and everything that they actually have to deal with. You just proved that with your squalls of "the human race sucks!"

Guess what! Jane Eyre IS better than you, because she actually has a functioning brain, not a knee-jerk hatred of everybody passing off as moral superiority.

And you don't get to shriek obscene abuse at anyone who doesn't subscribe to your beliefs. It just shows that you're a loudmouthed, immature brat with no life (since you apparently are policing this thread just to abuse people). Stop spewing the unadulterated hate, if your chicken brain can read words that long.

tits, " before I chilled the fuck out and realized kittens would eat us if we were smaller than them."

I love that, and it's true! Sometimes kittens try to eat you even though they're smaller than your foot.

I had a mini-rabbit that attacked my DH when we were dating. It was the size of his shoe. I love to tell that story.

I once saw a Killer Rabbit that viciously attacked anyone who tried to come into its cave. It had the disturbing ability to fly through the air, severing the jugular of its poor victims. Many a brave knight fell prey to this evil monstrosity, cloaked in the body of a rabbit.

@126

Seems like J. Agutter had a turned-up nose, in addition to other features making her ultra-fuckable, or least fuckable.

always nice to feature a canadian whore like pam for canada day - cheers, eh?

http://www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Can I ask for a posting on this website of a picture of Colin Firth with and erection about to totally hammer his beautiful naked Italian wife?
Is that too much to ask?
Those photo's must be out there, can't someone please come forward with one?
Reward offered.

forget pam....I want to hear more about the trim on this site...

#5 Haha!!

"I'd rather shave my fur than wear fur"

She is just a mess....plastic tits and plastic face....what is the attraction...bring back natural beauty (If there's any out there !?!?)

Happy Fucking Canada Day to all my hoser pals....

Ahem,

Creations of Canadians:
basketball,
hockey (d'uh)
telephone, (check the facts, it's true)
insulin,
Superman,
my fan-fucking-tastic pussy,
Corner Gas,
BigJim

Happy 139th Birthday Canada, we love you eh!

#117 - ah dear lady, you wouldn't be saying that if you had ever seen the character from whom I get my nom de plume, the foul, perverted and hilarious interviewer Guy Le Douche on MXC, the stupidest and funniest show on TV. He probably smells of many things, but I'd bet real money that Summer's Eve isn't one of them.

@130 Atleast you try to be funny, but not so much................

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i saw a tv report wherea squirrel bit some guy on the nuts, he just screamed and waved his hips around not game to pull it off........ ha then stayed in hospital for a week for the infection,
maybe paris will gas that squirreal and then pam can have a new hat that matches her furry beaver

I do believe that I am becoming a fan of krisdylee's poosey. Girl, could you tell us more about it please. (..and make it around 500-1000 words)

Hmm. Maybe that's the hotel's bathrobe. Maybe she figured no one would notice she stole it if she "sneaked" out wearing it. Or maybe she thought they'd notice, but if they asked her to give it back, she'd just say that she can't because she's not wearing anything underneath (and by the looks of it, that might be true).

Either way it's not exactly a pretty dress. And her expression in the last picture is very unfortunate.

Isn't that Luke Skywalker's shirt from Star Wars: A New Hope? Next thing you know, she'll be wearing a black vest and blue pants and have Chewbacca in her entourage.

Happy Earnest Hemingway Blows His Fucking Head Off Day!!!!!

Yay Shotguns!!!!!

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

139 Stallion, congrats, Pie-Zon;

Some pole smokin' commie at the bar last night told me Brazil won and Italy lost, just checked the scores. Congrats, fucker, and I will be rooting for Italy until the end, now.

In tribute to my ignomiously defeated Brasil, I am offering free Brazilian waxes to all (women only, thankyou) thru July 4rth. If you don't want your fun parts, including the anus, to be as smooth and clean as a newborn marsupial, don't take me up on it.

I am also offering a swift kick in the sack to any white-flag waving, limp-dicked, snail eating fucktard calling itself french. I take a Gray Poop on your head!

I think if she dressed a little more age appropriate and cut out some of the makeup she can be more attractive. Right now dressed and looking the way she does, ppl are bound to make fun of her.

When u get to 40 ( or close to ) its time to grow up a bit.

64 - LOL - DB for the first year. Pok FU Lam road the final years. Life is a different speed in HK... Man I miss it!!

Fire one down for me in Yeltsins... 8)

I thought she had a breasts reduction, but it looks like they went the other way...

Well, with Canada Day this weekend. July 4th around now, a Mexican election, and World Cup wackos wandering around everywhere
( Here's to tribalism ! WOOO HOOO !)...
I'm willing to propose a way to str8in' out the continent. (I noticed things have gone a bit astray since the War of 1812.)
1) We (Canada) will take the Blue States.
B) You have to take Quebec. (Have fun) ( Some of the women there will be offered amnesty up here and a free parka)
iii) All Taco Bell Burrito bean specials will have to moved back to Mexico and be subjected to severe export restrictions.
3a) You can have Hollyweird. CA is as wacked out as BC. But we like...are forced to watch...
6) Happy Hour will be declared a continent-wide holiday (fiesta) Cheers
Yours in World dominination -
Napolean Binky
(Pammy - feel free to return to human form)

God give the lady a break - she has Hep C - so you laugh and say she looks awful - she stands up for a good cause - and you mock her about her breasts which are the one thing that made her who she is and probably what most of you dudes used to jack off to!

In my opinion i think she looks great! At least she does something with her celebrity status unlike the Lohan's and the Simpsons.

Pammy rocks! Unlike you that dis her!

I think "the Dude" wore that exact outfit in "The Big Lebowski."

I like Pam - she looks great - but leave the airbags in the car.

149 Binky

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

1) We, together will fire bomb the red states. Then, we bitch-slap the blue-states until they aren't such little pansies. Which may take a while, cause the blues are a gibbering, spineless mess.

B) Keep your frenchies, or send them back to Europe on a little pink rowboat. Don't make us set up german style...er..."retirement homes" as a "final solution" to that particular froggy "problem".

iii) Taco Bell, and all schlock Mex food is immediatly banned, hemisphere wide. All Mexicans not picking crops or carrying 2X4's are required to cook delicious, authentic Mexican food, on demand, or be sent to france to forever eat grubs and masturbate gay chefs.

3a) We Keep hollyweird, you personality-less tards (with few exceptions) would ruin it for everyone. Don't ever compare BC to CA again, like you could possibly be that cool/fucked up.

6) Grand Idea!!!!!

In addition...we keep Shania, you take back Celine, Rush and 1/2 of Nicklebacks songs. In return, I will personally cut the throats of Linkin' Park and Brad Paisley.

That is my opening offer, Napolean Binky, let the negotiations begin

Yours in domination, the DICK-tay-tor of all that is wonderful in North America, TrannyGranny.

1) Red States agreed.
B) You can have 'em. But I don't think they're ready for Gitmo. The guys are all skinny, greasy, and like to dance. The women are ...FINE... but may need a bit of antifreeze up here to survive in their thongs.
iii) I was once in a "Chi-Chi's" - a chain which I hope is out of business - eating some lawn shavings and refried beano crap. Eurika - the thought occured to me - If these Mexicans could afford steak - they would be probably be eating steak. (Note to self-I should start a chain promoting my peanutbutter and jam sandwiches)
3a)James Cameron, Ivan Reitman, Jim Carey, Mike Myers, Lorne Micheals, David Steinberg, Paul Haggis,Bimbo #5, etc. etc. OK - You can have them all. No great loss. Great communicaters - but the world is still shit.
(well,ok, apparently the guy financing Clooney was Canadian - so he could still fumigate up here)
6) k
Etc - we'll keep Neil Young. Weakerthans, Stars, Bruce C, Len Cohen. (Keep Celine near a wind tunnel) Nickelback and Rush are for export.
Nap - Binkster
Final offer

(Binky - you're such a commie!)

Joe Canadian is a complete douche, keep him. We'll take Guy Quebecois, he'll fit right in.

http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm

http://homepage.mac.com/phil_giltner/pix/quebec.mov

- # ? You can have Joe Canadian - (Lame-O fur trader) but better yet - we drown him in Sleeman's. Or else, with a few dimes, he could be turned to promote 'Americana' ( Scarey concept on a world stage)
- # ? '2' Guy Le Frog probably has bad breath and snorts pooh-tine. (Like I said, maybe a bit more clever than Joe - but Gitmo is probably still too good for 'em.)
(These Frenchies need a compass to find a job - let alone Mecca)

My beaver and I had a really great day celebrating Canada Day!

Yay for my beaver.

She's co cute.

Dearest Coyote- fired SEVERAL down at MANY a disreputable establishments over the weekend-one of them Yeltsens- in your name.
It's still here you know, you could always come back.
Truth is, you never leave it- and the feeling will never leave you.
Ah, sunny Hong Kong- mental one minute- crazy the next.

Hey Everyone, I want you all to check out a really cool new band called Late Night Uproar that you'll probably be seeing on these celeb sites soon! They're opening for Ashlee Simspon, Muse, and Ashley Parker Angel this summer at the Bank of America Pavillion in Boston. Check them out on my blog: http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com

lauren = cunt

sweetcheeks = cunt

151 - I guess this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

i LIKE bOObies.

160--Ashlee Simpson?
Annnyway.....
Her tits are as big as Nicole Richie's sunglasses!

Pam's tits--not Ashlees. PAM'S tits are as big as Nicole's sunglasses. I beg your pardon for any confusion and chaos that ensued for not specifying whos tits I was referring to.

Binky;

Ok, down with ultra right wings, check
No one likes french men, check
Outlaw bad Mexican food, check
No-one wants to claim entertainers check
Happy hour check
Glad you want to keep those bands check

This may be the beginning of a workable relationship between our countries, the kind of thing where Americans can go north and club a few seals, and Canadians can drop bombs on a country chose at random! The kind of thing were Quebec chicks get passed north and south like the accented whores they are. The hands across the border where Everyone hates Celine Dion and half of Nicklbacks songs.

Only one major issue left: what to do about Krisdylee's cunt? Perhaps a 50 mile buffer zone, where free polorized sunglasses are handed out to all within "blinded by the scorching perfection" zone.

WWW - Great to hear so many of the staples are still in business...

What I should do is make it back for the Sevens....Damned if married life has not made travel nearly impossible though...

Keep the faith, amigo...

#167
Sounds ok.
(We could issue a krisdylee stamp or something)
Oh - and we get Steve Nash back. But you get to keep his haircut.

Osh,
You think you're so cool, but will you be so smug when people hear that you have to wear a butt plug to keep yourself from shitting all over your panties. You should stop letting so many people in the back door you slut.

Oh My

http://www.myspace.com/lookatdain

#130
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!

peta, as a group, frightens me almost as much as the scientologists. almost. mostly i hate their little whiny asses. do i want to see animals suffer? no. no way. but do peta's members step up and say "please, mr. scientest, don't drive electrodes into that cute and fuzzy rat! use ME instead!". problem solved.
in fact there is an ever growing number of posters to this site that could use a good anal probing. and not the good kind.

bunnyhugger
always 100% peta free

@ 171

WTF?

speaking of animals, why haven't the trolls been "put to sleep" yet?

i have syringes.......

one more...
jane, this is for you-- you're much more eloquent than i:

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

Pamela is damn nasty. She looks like a drag queen and not a real live woman. Who would want to feel those ginormous plastic bolt-ons? Maybe she should offer those BOZONGAS of hers for medical research instead of the animals!? There's an idea! Oh, wait, we can't test on synthetic materials.

It makes me sad that this is what SOME men find attraactive. She's so fake and nasty-looking, I just threw up in my mouth a little...

peta gives me goosebumps

Fake McNasty

LOL #174 if you want credibnility on your anti_PETA spiel, I wouldn't post that link. A whacked group called 'center for consumer freedom' maintains that site. Yes, this group would make sure that you have the freedom to eat mercury-laden fish, they'll protect your right to 'foie gras', and fight to declare your "food independence". The morns -- Hannibal Lecter would've loved them.

Peta sucks dog nuts. They suck donkey dicks also.

I'm disgusted by the site of Pamaler Anderson. She's hit the wall and nobody has the balls to tell her. She's starting to look more and more like a transvestite. She has to pack on so much make-up to cover up the wrinkles. She just lost her looks...

178
first, bitch, it's not "my site".
i don't give a fuck who runs it, i'm just glad there are intelligent people out there who are able to differentiate between bullshit groups like peta, and groups who really try to make a difference.

dunno where you live, but i ALREADY have the "right" to eat anything i want, even if it's not good for me.

coob.

#181 oooh oooh! I'm devastated, devastated beyond repair!! It called me a "bitch" and a "coob" *gasp* Oh the shame *sniffle*

LOL! You'll have to do better than that rabbitf*cker. There are some creative people on here and you're not one of them -- nor is reading comprehension your forte: I didn't say it was "your" site, einstein -- I said you oughta post something other than that site if you want to lend credibility to your boring little rant about peta.

In other news Pam Anderson says she will never look for love in Britain because she could not handle the intense press intrusion there.
http://indiaenews.com/2006-07/13422-anderson-britain.htm

Yeah well, maybe if she quit going out in her bathrobe, the press would treat her like any other busty blonde bombshell, and by bombshell I mean she looks like she just crawled out of a bomb shelter.

#172 Your anti-PETA rant is booooring. Quit clogging up the topic with your wierd fixation on them.

I'm trying to read about Pammy used-to-be-hot.

i agree, it was my bad. however, credibility is not a prerequiste to posting.

and if i'm so boring, why do you bother to respond? hmm?
and why, after everyone else (the regulars) has posted negative comments, did you decide i was your target?

call me when you get out of high school. do a little research, guys! i am pro animal, which peta has proven time and again they are not. i didn't force you to read my post.

so you want to attack my reading comprehension.
go ahead.
buh-bye!

#180
With that being said, she still looks younger than Lohan. Heh.

Once again...no one wants to fuck grandma's pussy

Hang it up Pam. You're too old to try this shit.

oh oh! What's happening to her face?

Man,I haven't seen Pam in a while,but she is still looking amazing...maybe I should ask to babysit those bad kids of hers again...LOL

She is too old to be dressing this way. She looks burnt out as hell. She just needs to go home and take care of her kids.

189, you need to go home to the Victorian age.

If you look carefully, the dress is a bit transparant. *shiny sun* lol

I pity that woman. Her chest looks like one of those plastic butts that you see in costume stores. She looked better without all the plastic surgery. Look up her original pic on www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

Me Likey.

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