Jun 7 2006Nicole Richie sprays photographers

Go stickgirl, go!

Where the fuck was Jessica Alba?

Thanks, bitch!

How frivolous! That's Fiji water! Shit's 'spensive!!

i would SO carry around a water gun if i were a celeb. maybe a super-soaker.

That's Nicole Richie ? I thought it was Flo Rubenstein, my anorexic old jewish neighbor.

She should've carried two bottles. That would've been the only time in her life someone could tell her "nice jugs".

Can she carry that large bottle of water by herself??? Looks like she can't handle more than a feather...

Yeah, she's struggling to hld that bottle....has to use TWO hands to hold it up over her hips.

Yikes! She looks like Ramses' mummy!

AND WTF IS UP WITH THE BLACK PLATES ON HER FACE?

i read in a pagesix blinditem that she had her stomach stapled and that's why she's so skinny...the surgery is irreversible and she's stuck looking skeletal...very sad

Are Nicole Ritchies expensive? I think I want to buy one for my niece.

Look at the way the clothes hang on her body. She's going for the "campy" look. You know, the concentration camp.

11

I find it hard to believe that a certified doctor would perform that procedure on someone who was not morbidly obese--it's not like it's cosmetic surgery.

Where's the picture where the bottle of water is so heavy (empty) that the follow-through ripped her left arm off?

#12 - They're extremely cheap. They can be lured into your car with a sandwich. If you order now, it comes with a free Balenciaga bag and a foul mouth.

E.T. Phone home.........

Elliot.....

I don't understand why she snorts coke, or pops pills, or whatever it is she does to stay so skinny (it's got to be some sort of unhealthy method), but then goes to the gym to work out. I don't get it! Why would she care about exercising when she's obviously doing something else drastic to be thin. Anybody?

16

I think a bottle of Ex-Lax would be more effective.

That sure is a pretty clavical, Nicole!

Strange. I always thought she was more of a 'hoser'.

How cliche. Wahhh, people follow me around taking my picture and I hate it. Wahhh.

She must have missed the memo from Doherty, cameramen get blood not water....Idiot

the photographer should have toss a sandwich to her...

Jesus christ that bitch really is truning into a skeleton. Someone get that girl a sammich!

she could have stabbed the photographer with one of her sharp bones, I'm sure that'd of drawn blood

#14, with enough money you can get almost anyone to do almost anything.

She looks like a walking drumstick bone.

She looks like Ren or Stimpy– whichever one was the little yap-yap dog

Wow, she sure is skinny. And her sunglasses just keep getting bigger and more hideous.

In the first picture she looks like one of those stereotypes of "green men from Mars". All she needs is to paint her skin green and she's all set.

Nice shades .. ya stoopid fat pig.

she´s looking everything but a woman, somedays she looks like a poor kid, in this photo is like an old lady who´s been bothered by her students hehehe.
Gee! one of my elementary school teachers had the same sunglases !!!

She looks like she'd be delicious if she were dried, cured and peppered. Wait, what am I saying, "if"?

Hey Bozo called he wants his glasses back

Someone PLEASE feed her something, I can't look at her without throwing up all over myself. She is absolutely disgusting.

For those embroiled in the iambananas debacle, I believe this is a picture of here. Do with it what you will...

http://www.myspace.com/iambananas

Of course I meant her!

LAWSUIT: "She throw water at me, I'm damaged for life" ... That is the loser media for you!

She so damn skinny, she shouldn't be drinking water, she should be pounding WEIGHT GAIN SHAKES !!

She's going to win the wet tshirt contest for sure! She's got one hot rack...of ribs!!

What the fuck is she doing at a gym anyway? Cripes, she looks like she just did a stint at Buchenwald and she is going to the gym???

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the world's first anorexic fly.

Are there any pools going on for when her neck finally snaps from the weight of her ginormous head/sunglasses?
If so, I want to be put down for June 7th at 4:30 PM.

When celebrities attack...

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

She scares me

Well it's finally happened -- she has lost all her hair so she has to wear a do rag all the time, and she's so skinny she must wear sweatshirts in June, only exposing her chicken neck which is not natural on a 20-something person. She has that toothy Karen Carpenter look, past the point of no return. It's just a matter of time folks....

When Anorexics Attack! Bulimics Gone Wild!

Why didn't she just turn sideways and disappear? Also, should your skin really be transparent?

Is the bitch shocked her DJ fiance left her? I would leave her, too. She looks like Brundle Fly!

"I'm an insect who dreamt she was a woman and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake."

Her eyes are seriously protected from any UV rays.

perhaps valtrex possesses secret weightloss properties? ♫it's a brand new day♫

Good gosh, it's the skank lizards from XenosIV. Somebody get Firecrotch and Megaherpes over here to take care of these things quick before they take over the world.

Sweet Sensible-shoe-wearing Jesus. If that little cunt threw water at me, I'd turn into fucking Macho Man Randy Savage and orally rape her with a package of Slim Jims. Ohhh Yeahhh!

then I'd tie her around my finger so I wouldn't forget to kick her ass a second time. Oh, SNAP! You know, 'cause she's skinny?!

Seeing all the *stick* references reminded me of that site: www.stickdeath.com

There's some good smackdowns...go ahead, live vicariously in the ring or with weapons against Lameass....

Release the Rage!

I know everyone is bored at work or whatever. but look at the "reopen911" site at least once. we shouldn't waste anymore time on these celebrity assholes.

Hahahahaha, she looks like a greased up cock.

Tom Cruise style.

Who doesn't like a little greased up cock?

http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/

take cover, this thing has turned into "THE FLY" and her acid spit-wad can melt your face right off.

This is completely off topic but who really gives a shit about Nicole Richie and her ever shrinking chest?

The picture of the Shiloh was not photoshopped...Hello! magazine also had rights.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060607/ap_en_mo/britain_pitt_jolie

...because a good run on the treadmill is what this girl needs most.

heeeerrree pig pig pig!

@53

You're killing me... that's the best one I've read all day

A little Gravy on those neckbones?

Not only does she look like a WATER BUG...
but she looks like a MALE WATER BUG!

Damn she was a "semi attractive not really but i would hit her in the pooper slut" when she was chubby!

A) She couldn't have been lifting more than 3 lb weights. No way. She doesn't have muscle definition in any way.

B) This girl needs a hospital.

"I'm waiting for the day a photographer finally gets a photo set that features a picture of a celebrity, then a shot of their first*, then a shot through a cracked lens of a bleeding fist and possibly a dead photographer."

Can somebody pls. explain Mr. SuperFish's post? I don't get it. See the (*).

I think it is intervention time! Is it true that Paris is now using her as a Dildo?

With all of her hair pulled back like that, she looks like a cancer patient.
Chemo-chic is the new black!

#4 at least it's not kaballa water
now that shit
is *really*
expensive :)

I think she's just trying to lesson the amount of water she risks consuming herself because water makes you fat...everyone knows that.

Wow, she looks bad... her clothes don't even fit. That girl needs to get better.

Nicole Richie, you ARE..................:

INVADER ZIM!!!

Figi isn't expensive... it's cheaper than Evian!

If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

Just so you know... those are regular sized sunglasses... she just weighs 10 pounds, so it makes them look big.

65 I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I think he meant FIST.

god...she looks like she is in pain....hard to believe she is the same person....

Everyone likes a corrector.

jane's eyre, #75...

Everyone loves a corrector.

How 'bout no.

Guys, can you imagine trying to pound her scallop? Bumping that fatless mound would probably feel like humping a cheese grater. I bet her labia are so deflated they hang like beagle ears.

...hang on a mo...

my little pony
said she
wuld
be
here
tonight

...and there she is :)
...hey babe
...hows it hanging :))

78

If you happened to read #65, he was ASKING for someone to explain it to him.

Posted by Iambananas on June 7, 2006 01:10 PM

Figi isn't expensive... it's cheaper than Evian!

Everyone loves a corrector.

How 'bout no.

@66. No, that's completely untrue. If she was Nicole would have fallen in by now and become hopelessly lost...besides she wouldn't touch the sides

Karen Carpenter's lil' sister goes wild!

she looks like an upright ant...

Is it true that Brad and Angelina are trying to adopt her?

``I see dead people.''

Are you sure those are pictures of Nicole Richie and not stills from Starship Troopers?...cause i'm fairly sure that's a giant bug squirting it's vile, acidic bug juice at the valiant troopers of the Mobile Infantry (Roughnecks!!)

@ 40: LOL!!!

i'm telling u, she had her stomach stapled...with enough money and celebrity a doctor in hollywood could easily be persuaded...

I thought she sprayed them with the pus ozzing from her open sores. My bad.

What a fat cow.

#6......Thanks alot! I just spit my coffee all over my keyboard ;)
I hope she is going to the gym to build muscle and not lose more weight. She is going to vanish into thin air and this is coming from a skinny girl!

I've seen giraffes with smaller necks.

What did real celebrites take the day off? Hey look it's Nicole! She's skinny! and Ugly! and retarted etc etc

What the f*ck. Not only is this guy not updating the site enough, he's on drugs when he does. Read the paragraph again, dude. Why would you want to see a 'FIRST.'

Come on. This site is going down hill. Page Six has nothing to fear.

Hmmm, she's not supposed to do cardio...she'd get a heart attack...suspicious...anyway, what she did looks pretty fun, if I were one of these pseudo-celebs I'd spray the shit outta the paparazzi...

She looks like she's performing an exorcism with Father Merrin's holy water... - "ARRGH, IT BURNS, IT BURNS..."

Let me tell you, if her head starts spinning around and she starts projectile vomiting, we had better head for the hills - come to think of it, you have to have something in your stomach to vomit, right??

What the hell was she gonna do in the gym?
She and Star Jones both have that neck cave thing, and Star is thought to have had the same surgery.
#47 - Hollow ween.

If I was a man I would wonder what it would feel like to be scraping the dried-up insides of that sexy little polecat while rubbing that big ass forehead in a slow, circular motion. Thank God I'm not a man.

100! Why not?

OGM you guys....something is wrong with her. She looks sick, like she's dying. I feel so bad for her. I always chalked it up to the drugs that were making her skinny but when you stop doing drugs, you eventually start to put on some sort of weight. She hasn't put on ANY weight. What is she doing to herself???

#95 ok babe
you need to get a grip on you r life
start eating
or get a drip
or something

#6.....I am over here DYING with TEARS in my eyes I'm laughing so hard. That was the best...."I thought it was Flo Rubenstein, my anorexic old jewish neighbor".......F'n HILARIOUS! ROFLMAO!!!!!!

#95 He meant to write, "Frist", and he was talking about how Sen. Bill Frist looked at a videotape of Nicole Richie and determined she wasn't brain-dead.

those...are...the...worst...pics...yet....

She's a goner.

I bet she could make a killin' by donating her body to science. You know, rather than referencing a DEAD skeleton in your anatomy class, you could have an actual real LIVE skeleton that swears at you and chucks water in your face. I'm sold.

I really like seeing every single tendon, sinew and vein in her neck. I bet they look especially awesome when she's giving some dude head, like the Trash Monster from Star Wars got trapped inside her neck was thrashing around under the skin.

107

You know both of our husbands could name that monster right off the top of their heads...

I'm still waiting for that snappy comeback, Iambananas. I'm going to lunch right now, so that gives you, let's seeee...about another hour to think of something. Mkay? Mkay.

@97...hehehehe

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, BITCH!!!!

She looks fucking hot, I'd like to throw her around like a rag doll.

She shouldn't be wasting that water. Now she'll only be able to poop small hard pellets. Oh wait...she'd have to eat for that to happen.

Seriously these pictures should come with warning labels. I may be scarred for life.

Are you kidding with this post? Who the fuck cares?

#110

LOL LOL!!!!

You know as skinny as she is, it kind a pissed me off seeing that Vanity Fair article, in one shot she actually looks like she has an ass! An ass with no cellulite! The bitch.

115 - Nicole too, is a Halfrican. Therefore, everything she does is at least halfassed.

Geez, looking at Nicole makes my feel fat.

Attack of the 5 foot skeleton.
The hair keeps going.
The organs will be stopping.
That's all she wrote.

This chick has no fucking idea what she looks like. If she did she would check herself into a hospital asap. Instead she is throwing holy (because it kills your appitite) water at people trying to block her way into church (the gym).
It's pathetic...

shes so fucking ugly! Also, if any girls here wear those kind of sun glasses....please kill yourself.

So she's famouse because her father had sex with a dingo. Big fucking deal. I wonder how they decide who gets Nicole detail at paparazzi headquarters. Draw straws? Russian roulette? Poor bastard..10 bucks says she smells like hamburger that's been left out to long.

Science Fact:

You could fit 8.9 Nicole Richies into one Mariah Carey.

Why hasn't her dad done some sort of "intervention", or whatever it is those silly Hollywood folk do? Maybe he doesn't even recognize her. Maybe he keeps on telling the little starving girl that knocks on his door that she needs to go to the food kitchen, and stop coming to his house.

She looks the child of Rhoda and Miss Celie.

124-Bahahahahhahahah!!!!

I'm not gonna even read the rest of the Fish guys story or this post, I am happy in knowing, just by reading the headline, that Skelator opened by "How to Squirt" love tape I sent her for x-mas.

121 Hu-J-III

ok, ok, I read the thread just now...sex with a dingo is Awesome!

nicole
if you are listening#

you are at the fork
do you want to live?
or do you want to die?

...tough choice

luck babe :)

...and in other news

*real*
people are
*actually*
dieing
every
minute
in africa

does
anybody
care?

#1

if i felt like you ... :)

i'd be fucking angry

i'd be...

fucking...

mad as hell :), and not going to take

it ,

anymore

...or
...what was the question?

Jokes aren't funny when they're misspelled.

#131 no
they
se
e
m
to
be
triggerrbning
to some...

...people :)

She looks like that Black Manta character from Superfriends. Could you imagine Dr. Mengele hanging out with her at Auschwitz. He would be jizzing all over himself to perform some experiments on this girl.

It's called HOLOCAUST CHIC and it turns me on

Was this picture taken in Del Boca Vista? It sure looks like it was taken in Del Boca Vista. She kinda looks like a retired hasidic jew. What would have been great would been if she had pulled her naked ass off the hot sticky leather seat of her car and then as she was getting out her weather-beaten pastrami flaps would have sprayed some 'gina juice on the photogs, perhaps right in the lens and then the gina juice would have melted the lens and the photog would have been like "What the fuck is this?" and then tried to wipe the gina juice off the decaying lens only to find out that her gina juice is pure muriatic acid and it would have then eaten through his trigger finger and then he wouldn't have been able to work any longer and would have sued her for one million dollars because the scrawny bitch has acidic juice.

66. Ew! / Ha ha..

re: wtf is wrong with Ritchie -Overexercising is often part of anorexia

Did anyone enjoy June Vanity Fair when they gave this praying mantis a fake airbrushed plump ass? I think it was Mariahs.

I never get tired of hearing Ritchie described as looking like a 10 year old boy and an 80 year old woman, at once, on dlisted.

@17 LOL

#137
well thats probably
because you look
like
a
beached
seal or whale

no idea
never seen one

but you cum close

so di[e]d you have a point
or were you just
masterbating?

maybe someone
needs help here?

:)

oh, and seriously... :)

dont fuck with the frog...

lol bitch :)

oh and no 1
dr green isn't real
we made him up
me and you...

That appears to be a proud endorsement for FIJI brand water!! Available now at Ralph's, Vons, and Albertsons for $2.99 a bottle! Mention Nicole and save $0.05!

She doesn't vomit enough for the rest of us, now we have to supress the urge to gag watching her try to stay upright under her own power?
Maybe she keeps a mirror on the inside of the toilet lid. Hey, Nicole, have fun maintaining your "concentration" at fat "camp" this summer, ya fucking lardass.

WOW. This is the first time I actually felt sorry for papparazzi. Do they have to draw straws to see who will snap shots of Skeletor? Someone feed fucking Medusa before I turn to stone.

#104....so you're SURE she's not brain dead, huh????

Okay, you've given me another idea for a kickass pre-election, diversionary tactic.

How about I call for an emergency session of congress to require the immediate insertion of a feeding tube. Hey, it worked the last time with Teri what's-her-name!

Look a spagetti noodle with glasses.

She looks like a BUMBLE BEE
One good windy day and she'll be blown away.

Well i heard the token jewish guy she was about to marry weighed like 30stone and then lost it and is like well obsessed with weight. i blame him. He sounds like a prick. I say we feed K-Fed to Nicole... that way we can kill two birds with one stone.

i think she looks great.i dun know why people talks shit about her...

a person trying hard to reach her goal(rich,skinny,pretty..),is amazing

I just love ploughing anorexic chicks. It's the way you can see the cock move under her belly.

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Nicole Richie Turns 92 !!!

...and gets a shiny new walker:

http://www.pretendpundit.com/2006/06/nicole_richie_i.html

.

El. ee. ut.
Ell-eeee-ut.
Elliot. Elliot.

What's going on with her freaky neck there? Get out of the gym and into the grocery!! Yikes!!

And give the astronauts back their sunshades, we've got the atmosphere cutting down on some of the rays for us here on Planet Earth.

She is so frikken fat...FATTY!!!!

FATTY FATTY 2 by 4 couldn't get through the gym double doors...Those aren't here clavicals...it's her double chins....and lookit that cellulite thighs.....sell it and give the proceeds to a third world country feed them for 5 years...

...naaaahhhh I'm just f**kin' with her head..

No new topics yet this morning. It will be so nice for everyone when there is a website that updates throughout the day. It's coming soon, don't worry.

http://www.papahotnuts.com

152.....now we be talkin'......

It's all well and good when a dueche dreams of dueche juice...
But does that mean she can go around throwing it on other people?

Oh God, her neck is totally disgusting. She is slowly turning into a raisin. I wonder if she gets off on all of this hoopla concerning her eating disorder? Either she'll end up like Karen Carpenter or Tracey Gold. However, that means we'll be stuck hearing about her courageous road to recovery.

Stickgirl's gettin' feisty.

She's just trying to get rid of that water so she doesn't drink it and get all bloated. Gaw.

NICOLE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE DYING OF ANOREXIA -- GET SOME HELP! --

yes sadly she's the karen carpentar of the 21st century...she shouldn't be throwing that water at the dude..it's her breakfast and lunch for god sakes.

she looks great, the weight is fine...the only thing is that she seems to have gotten asleep in the sun.

To #116 and whomever else...

Nicole Richie Is Spanish ok. Her father is Puerto Rican, Or Mexican i'm not sure. And to disagree with all of you, Nicole is gorgeous, with her beautifully tanned skin, she is funny and talented. Nicole may be going through hardship at this time, but, with time she can only get better. So all of you who are going to disagree with me after this post, don't bother, i don't want to read your obnoxious comments because I just went through a whole list of them.