First!!

My prediction: She is institutionalized within two weeks.

I'm glad I got to be first comment on a post of Nicole Richie.

She's the only celeb on here that is skinnier than me. The rest are fat.

Her hands and arms look like they belong to an old lady (and the dress looks like it belongs to a PTA mom).

Speaking of In & Out, what the shit is up with that dress? In with the 70s and out with the, I guess, 00's.

And I can't tell you how much I fucking hate ballerina flat shoes. I hate them almost as much as I hate those nasty-ass Chinese Slippers that people who like dirty feet wear.

MeganHarris,

You really shouldn't be upset that Nicole Richie is thinner than you. She is also much, much prettier.

In other news, Nicole Richie is one ugly biatch.

What the hell is up with these chicks? Is the Golden Girls look the new look??? She looks like the friggin Church Lady or Mama on Mama's Family.

I heard she lost her job on "The View".

holy macaroni, her hands look like those of a mummified corpse in pic 4.

She's walking like she just got done taking a massive crap and forgot to wipe.

And #5. Preach it!

EW, EW, EWWWW!!!
Frog-hands with nailpolish!

Bowed legs! Where's the walker, granny?

I guess that guy knows what it's like to kiss a corpse.

#6 heheheheehehehehehee

I was going to invite Meganharris to a Bukkake party, but if you have ever seen her face you would know she goes to them daily............

Look at her hands that are around his neck in that one picture. Fucking scary.

HOLY SHMOKES WHAT A HOT GRANDMA!

I'll tell you what happened to that burger...it went IN-N-OUT. IN her mouth and right back OUT again. Those crazy hollywood diets!

It's good to see AM and Nicole eating healthy again.

Looks like she's going after some In-and Out sausage

"Mama from Mama's Family" haha. Word.

People, please don't hate Nicole. She is apparently so horribly confused that she is now shoving her food up her ass instead of into her mouth, and, as we all know, after a few good wallowings-out with that gi-normous penis of DJ AM's, it's bound to all fall out, thus having no nutritional value. Also, those beautiful inverted kneecaps really lend to the fact that she looks like a set of tinker toys gone awry. She is the poster child for the ass backward-ness that sets in after you've been friends with Paris, and the VD starts to set in...look for this to start happening in NFL and NHL players everywhere.

So close to food... and yet... not.

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Argh! Look at her hands, ew!!

I fucking love Nicole Richie, but even I have to admit that outfit is God awful.

Stallion, I'm sure you go to a lot of Bukkake parties.

So, let me ask you, what do you use to get it off of your face?

THEY SAY THAT TERRORISM REVOLVES AROUND THE QUR'AN,

BUT THAT'S STUPID I'LL SHOW YOU WHY IT'S TOTALLY WRONG,
CUZ IF THIS COUNTRY WAS INVADED AND CRUMBLED,

I'D TURN HARLEM INTO A COLOMBIAN JUNGLE,
AND I WOULDN'T BE FIGHTIN FOR A CHRISTIAN NATION,
I'D BE FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL FROM EXTERMINATION,

I WOULDN'T FIGHT FOR FOX NEWS THEM RACIST NIGGAZ, (racist...)
I'D BE FIGHTIN' FOR THE HOOD FOR THE FACELESS NIGGAZ, (faceless...)

FOR THE IMMIGRANTS AMERICA LOVES TO DESPISE,
EVEN THOUGH IT NEEDS EM TO MAKE THE ECONOMY RISE,
THE FEED US // GENETICALLY /// MODIFIED // GARBAGE,
SO I REPETITIVELY //RELOAD THE CARTRIDGE,
BOSTON // NEW YORK // DOWN TO ATLANTA,

GUERILLA WAR IN THE SWAMPS OF LOUISIANA,
CAMERA PANORAMAS OF HAMMERS COULDN'T ROCK ME,

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AND FUCK SCHWARZENEGGER HIS POPS WAS A NAZI,
AND IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY, SO RUN FOR THE GRAMMYS,

RUN TO THE COON PICNIC AND TRY TO PICK UP A MAMMI,
BUT HALF YA'LL ARE FAGGOTS TRYNA PICK UP A TRANNY,
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EVEN INTERSCOPE IS GETTING PIMPED BY UNIVERSAL,

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What is it with the multiple coob personalities lately? I think it's in a meltdown or something.

But it's a lot more entertaining if you read it in the style of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

*cueing music*

DOUCHECHILLLLLLL...

Yowch. Poor fucking bitch.

#26 fuckin right on :)

THNAKS

HERBIE!!!!

She so cute!

what's funny is that she calls the paps ahead of time to alert them where she'll be, then they come up with these God-awful pictures of her.

I would certainly have liked to do some "in-and-out with her before she lost so much fuckin' weight...

Still, she has lotsa munny, so I would probably just eat her placenta anyway...

bitch...

FUCKIN-A...

ho-han, mike jackson, and nicole richie...

are there any healthy people in showbiz???

i feel better now that i'm balding and overweight...

"I'll tell you what happened to that burger...it went IN-N-OUT. IN her mouth and right back OUT again."

Dang it! That's what I was gonna say. Missed it by like an hour.

Alright, a fucking 'nuff of Nicole Richie. She's disgusting and makes me want to vomit.

#26 CRiMiNAllYElEGANt

is that suppose to impress us, you're an illegal right, probably a teenager in his puberty with a pimple covered face. Did you write that little speech for your English Class on plans for saving the country. Don't tell us, Don't tell us, you got a "F" for it. Listen up Rambone, the day the US crumbles is the day the world explodes, so just be a good little immigrant and here's 10 cents for you to spit shine my shoe.

beautiful face...
would break the body
if we laid on it...

so...

time over...

play time is over
you had some great times
but its over
as of now...

so...

later :)

meanwhile... you can
all clean all this sh*t up

wh*t a f*ckin' m*ss !

dont d*srespect me...

get a F*CK[oops caps]

...so get a grip guys :)

luck to us all :)

F*CK SPIT SHINING YOUR

SHOES

ILL SPIT SHINE YOUR FACE

YOU
BIG
DONKEY :D

Nah, she did not eat In-n-Out you eat one of those burgers and you can't eat for a week. AH, could be the reason she eats them.

She is back with DJ AM? Or is this old news?

She looks like a walking skeleton. Plus, she's got a drink, but I bet she didn't eat anything.

I see # 26 has taken his dose of meth today.

Next story: Nicole Richie takes a crap.

Seriously, dude, give us some actual material.

her skin seems to be getting lighter. perhaps she's taking lessons from michael jackson on how not to be of color.

you know she was really funny and likeable once upon a time. I hope her and AM get back to gether and she eats a sandwitch.

Shes begining to look worse and worse. Someone get her help.

Maybe she ordered a wish sandwich and a large cup of air (to go).

Look at those gnarled, bony hands of death!!! Rheumetism can strike you in your twenties now?

NOW I know who stole my grandma's shower curtain. It's been perverted it into some sort of "dress." Thief.

So, which would you prefer????

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a9398i1_Nicole-Richie.gif

#41

you wanna spit shine my face meaning you wanna kiss me, not only are you an illegal terrorist, your also a freakin queer.

Go easy on her for god's sake! She was friends with Paris Hilton, remember? I don't think anyone is capable of coming out of that without some mental disabilites.

- Team Richie

51
Sure, you pick a unflattering picture of her when she was normal-sized. What about this one?

http://www.n24.de/php-bin/data/cgalerie/content/n24_boulevard_de_050224_hiltons-telefonnr/04.jpg

And an anorexic one:

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/2005/08/3B9E0D82/05-nicole-ritchie.jpg

Sorry, but I don't think many men find skin and bones and no curves attractive. And if they do, then they're probably closet pedophiles.

Go back to your "ana lifestyle" website.

Boy, that AM is sure cute!

Her loss of appetite has coincided with her loss of fashion sense. I must say, I thought she looked quite pretty in that second picture. I must also say I did pay a bit extra for this weed tonight.

When I was younger I had vivid nightmares of what it would be like to passionately kiss a skull. The fourth picture was like a fucking flashback and I've been hiding under my chair sobbing ever since...

OLD LADY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I am not digging this old ladyness trend. It kinda makes me sick.

#51 - Did i say which i preferred - NO! refer to my comment #33.

I like Nicole as it happens before and now! so calm down and stop accusing! your one of those ones that just wants an arguement cos got nothing beta to do.

oh yeah and you could of picked a beta pic of Nicole when she had some meat on her bones: http://smack.toast.com.au/uploaded_images/nicole-richie-755738.jpg

I hope Nicole can stay with Adam for the rest of her days on Earth.

I think she really needs him to help her through this situation. I believe Adam is her "endless love".

Nicely done, #59. I'll be singing that "All night long..."

*pfffffffft* ... I farted.

I wonder if bulemic people consider farting as having a bowel movement.

Go forth and discuss.

Focus on the right hand, the rest will take care of itself.

Nicole is pretty, too bad she wants to look like a skeleton wearing Bea Arthurs clothes. How very strange and creepy. Bananas, you farting is the most intelligent thing you've been able to squeek out lately. Maybe you and Nicole could go out together for a plate of beans.

oh my god, those hands!

Her hands look like bird feet.

Her hands look like she got them transplanted from Gollum.

yecch!

I wanna say something about...like... Mister Burns from the Simpsons or something. Cause soon that's what she's going to look like in a bikini.
As for WHY she's such a skeleton? Maybe her and AM have some twisted bet going - who can lose the most weight and keep it OFF? *dry heaves*

she's lovely. she's one of those girls (unfortunately) that look really bad with every 5 pounds she gains, though she does need to gain some weight. nice couple.

oh, and whats with ppl typing "first" when they're the first--or second or third--comment on the page? you're like that kid in school that no one likes. don't talk back, either, i'm on this page for the superficiality-- not the bitchiness.

And people thought she was fat when she looked like she did in #51's link?? She looks much better there than she does now.

premature calcium loss is common with eating disorders...she probably does have the skeletal structure of an 80 yr old woman...

I don't care want y'all think or do or not do. Y'all are a bunch of retards. I just surf this sight for fun stuff, and I am subjected to this elementary school stuff and worse.

And I don't even give a rats ass if anyone even reads this or comments.

Get a life you people. You are the rejects of our society, all of you.

I am going now, to get my shit together, and watch TIVO. Y'all ought to do something constructive too.

72, were you that fat little fuck in high school that I beat up one day after Biology?

Good times, guys. Good times.

Where art thou BigJim????

What, are you and your "family" on holiday?

I can't believe he's cheating on me with her.

#72

no rebuttal is necessary, it's obvious you have the mentally of a five year old and is only looking to get a rise out of someone in here. So run along little boy and go play with you barbie-toy-soldier.

Ahhh. When I first looked at the picture, then consequently read the title of this post, I'd thought you were referring to her stance...

Resembles Twiggy of the 1960s --except Twiggy was was prettier...
http://www.divasthesite.com/images2/runway/Twiggy.jpg

She's actually still really pretty in her face - i like her in pic 2 (esp. comparing her to the ugliness that is Hohan!). It's just such a shame she's so skinny and that dress is awful! Why would you ever wear that? It's the least flattering outfit... don't these people have stylists?

What's that weird pink thing sticking out her head in pic 4? - looks a bit like AM's ear. Makes me think they've altered the photo or something...

Are you all blind? She is and has Always looked like a cross between a cocaroach and a chihuaua. F U G L Y!

TCLTC!

You are, of course, entitled to your opinion. but i think she's quite pretty in the face - skinny as hell. if she had some meat on them bones she'd be nice looking. i'm not digging that haircut and clothes. i'm only saying.

In the third season of the Simple Life she was perfect, so gorgeous, but then she just had to take the weight loss thing too far.

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your website rocks

Where does a platypus learn a big word like "hodgepodge"?

78

That's his penis.

Although I am still groggy from my night of tequila shots and gateway drugs, I am lucid enough to say she's a fat bitch.

I feel sorry for her. she seems a really sweet person. The problem with America is that there is too pressure to be skinny, and then when celebs become too skinny, you slag them off. You can't win!
She used to be so gorgeous when she was curvy.

look at that loooooong bony hand in the first picture. i'm gonna have nightmares that it's comin' to get me.
All she's missing is her behemoth sunglasses--HEY WHERE ARE THE BEHEMOTH SUNGLASSES???

The problem with you Sarah is that you keep pointing out all of America's shortcomings. First we slag our celebs, now we put too much emphasis on achieving the ideal 82 lbs and the cessation of menses that is healthy for all adult women. Maybe your standards in jolly old England need to be re-examined. Let's start with dental care.....

if we get onto standards in England, we shall be here all day.
if you really want to talk about dental care, have you got a spare 200 quid you could lend us all for a general check up! ha.

I think Nicole Richie's hand is actually a talisman for a tribe of Indonesian aboriginees. They make wishes on it and stuff, and it's supposed to have healing powers. And it's great for scratching the middle of your back or your taint.

No cow should have to give up their life and suffer the indignity of becoming a burger consumed by Nicole Richie. Talk about wasting a good burger.

The Ally McBeal DVD was released with extra bonus footage? Thank you sweet Lord Jesus!

Ally McBeal!! Now that was a seriously skinny chick.

58
Yeah, your comment in #33 was, "She so cute". Then, you asked us which we preferred--and then put up an unflattering picture of Nicole with her mouth wide open, about to take a bite of food, and the "better" picture of anorexic Nicole, not making a weird face. Hmm, the logical conclusion would be that you seem to prefer the Skeletor Nicole, otherwise you would have put a better looking picture of the meatier Nicole if you wanted to present an unbiased view of her.

BTW, that's the strangest spelling of "better" that I've ever seen. Are you from Jersey or something? Phonetic spelling isn't always the way to go.

her hands are crazy looking

The word of the day is hand!

OMG LOOK AT IT!

The word of the day is HAND.

OMG LOOK AT THEM.

97
"Grim Reaper Hands" is an adequate description, I believe.

for some reason the word "cavernous" comes to mind whenever i see this bitch.

For God's sake, Britney is posing nekkid on the cover of Harper's Bazaar (or Bizarre) and this is all you got????? Friggin Nicole Skeletor and Michael Jackoff???

And...
Kelly Clarkson is fat.
Just sayin.

The very picture of anorexia. It's a shame.

i came on this website to say EXACTLY the same thing as #100.

fuck her and her anorexia. she claims she knows she has a problem and is working on it....she has a shitload of money to get the absolute best private treatment IF SHE WANTED TO GET BETTER. She doesn't want to get better because then no one would want to take her picture and then she'd have to come up with something to actually be famous for to get back into the limelight. I say hurry up and do the deed and die already.

100 i think by law he cant post those pics yet. some sites already got a "cease and dessist" (SP?) letter to take the photos down. mr superfish doesnt like to break copyright laws.

anorexics all have their reasons....some want to become invisible because their minds got destroyed by abuse and it's a self-mutilating protection mechanism, some take vanity way too far, some are pissed off because somewhere along the line someone made a passing comment about their appearance and it flipped them out, some do it for the control, some do it to hurt other people that have hurt them and some do if for the attention. Dick-hole Richie does it for the attention.

I miss In and Out Burger
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krisdylee:

Still here, but just barely. I had lot of work to do to get ready so I've not had time to visit, and am heading out this afternoon and saw your impassioned call.

I must say that I desire to insert my erect penis into your well lubricated vagina and thrust repeatedly until semen ejaculates from my urethra. It would be fortuitous if you were to also achieve orgasm during the above mentioned activity.

I am now officially out of here for three weeks.

Hugs and kisses,

BigJim

I miss the TV show with her and Paris. Two dumb hot blondes makes for a lot of laughs. I wonder if they'll ever make anymore episodes?

Barbera Walters is really pissed at her now!
She is suppose to be on Larry King to bitch some more. Maybe she'll explain this ugly photo..........

My grandfather died last month of cancer and his hands looked exactly like hers right now. Poor girl she's killing herself

Iam just glad they are still together.

I don't actually see any FOOD from In-and-Out, just a cup....probably a cup of DIET soda.

Why hasn't she died yet? Why? DIE DIE DIE already you skinny talentless hag. And take your ridiculous pipe cleaner of a boyfriend with you

DIE

ah - apparently she's dating matt dillon now...

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Pucci!
Pucci!!
Pucci!!!!
EMILIO PUCCI !!!!!

You idiots.

Why does DJ AM have 2 heads in that picture and why does Nicole Richie look like Star Jones?

Food's "In-N-Out" oh that one AALLllll the time, this is nothing, seriously.
Stcik woman.
Skelator.
meow.
..
.

Jeez-US. Look at her hand in that first picture:

"E.T. Home Phone"

cockroach and a chihuahua, good one. I am jealous though. maybe if I did meth or heroin I would be that weight.

Look at those ginormous man hands! Sex change anyone?

Ever wonder what happened to Gollum from Lord of the Rings? He moved to Hollywood and threw on a blonde wig and some old granny dress from a donation bin and called himself "Nicole". Sometimes late at night he lurks in the streets, standing behind hot dog vendors saying "prrreccious, yes, just one hot dog....no, no, no!! Yes, the prrrecciousss would taste very good....no, no, no!!!

Pucci or not, its still an ugly retro dress