Jun 21 2006Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton hit the beach

"Mischa Barton" and "Nicole Richie" sound the names of people, but all I see is some sticks washed up on a beach

I think the dog wants to play fetch with them. Literally, like they look like sticks. Either that or gnaw on their bones.

That is just not right....but why am i so turned on?

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*sound like the names ....*

D'oh, stupid rushing to be first.....

There is nothing remotely attractive about these two women - I mean little girls - I mean little boys. They are so skinny it's discusting. Sad really that they think being so skinny is sexy - it makes me get an upset stomach looking at their bones. Jesus, eat!!!!!!! Awful. As much as I think they're slutty rival Paris Hilton is a hoe, at least she has meat on her bones and isn't insecure about what's healthy or not. I could go on forever but I'm going to stop - they're gross.

sticks and stones may be their bones but calories will probably kill them.

Even Mischa Barton looks fat compared to her! :D

ewww someone cook up that little dog so that have something to eat.

"Big huckin chickens".............

Nicole better be careful with that beach towel or a sea breeze might blow her away.

I just have to point out that Mischa is a terrible actress. She just has really great hair.

a couple of pieces of drift wood washed up on shore

Spring Break in Ethiopia!

ewwwwww im getting creeped out just looking at that last picture, its like out of horror movie. One with life-sized bugs, you know those ones that look just like sticks so you can't see them until they move? Could you imagine walking along the beach and all of a sudden the sticks on the beach start MOVING and TALKING??!!

So Creepy.

Where's her scarf?

No tits, no ass, arms and legs that you can snap in two with a flick of the wrist. . . Yep, just how I like my women! Which reminds me, got to book my bi-annual trip to Ethiopia. . .

Nicole barely cast a shadow anymore.

In the top pic why does Mischa have the facial expression of someone who just had a turd shoved under her nose?

What the hell is the matter with you? This is 4 day old news! You suck! First you give us Jenny and Jim now this, what a let down.

Must have been the monthly meeting of the "Anorexic/Bulemic Girls Club" Concentration camp survivors had more mass on them than these two over rated hollywood celebs

If those skeletons don't use some sunscreen they are going to bleach their bones.

#19. Mischa has that look because she is downwind from Nicole who just ripped a paint stripping fart.

You don't see that Barton chick in three of those pics because she is hiding behind a grain of sand.

I've seen more meat on a White Castle hamburger.

this is soooooooo old news!

I'm not a nutritionist by trade, but I know a sure-fire way I can put about 205 lbs of weight on each one of those tricks.

Using advanced photo imaging software readily available on the web I was able to determine the following markings on the bikini bottom tag:

Size
-4

Suitable for use by
anorexic skeletors only.

Laundering Instructions:
If worn by Nicole Richie
must be disposed of by
qualified HazMAt individuals
only (extreme risk of
cross-skank-contamination.

It's pretty sad when the Pomeranian weighs more than Mischa and Nicole combined.

#11: Mischa Barton does not have great hair, she always wears it parted on the same side because she has a cowlick that not even thousands of dollars in hair products and skilled people can't fix, and it squares off like she's got a Frankenstein-shaped skull. Seriously, her FACE is pretty (I'll give her that), but everything else is TOW UP! Plus she's a total cunt to her own mother and dates a guy she probably picked up at some heroin hut. Also, not only does she look like a stick, but her thespian talent resembles a stick as well. Why is this woman famous? Someone please tell me! She can't do ANYTHING! At least Nicole Richie chased Paris Hilton around with a bunch of cow shit on her arm, she has somewhat of a personality.

ha ha, you can see Nicole's tag. DORK!

ha. jane's eyere, you always crack me up! how many men genuinely find this look attractive? ever? don't most men like some hips and ass-curves?

I hate to say it, but I'm so bored with the superfish right now, I'm actually reading stories like this...

Skinny girls are the best because they're always eager to please, their brains are malnourished so they're easily manipulated, and their bodies are feeble and weak which makes it hard for them to escape bindings of rope/ duct tape. Besides, fat chicks are gross.

What's Mischa Barton doing with that fat bitch?

Oh Queen...that sounds like jealousy to me :o)

#22 that is too funny. I almost choked on my lunch...

@26 Papa, I need to put on some weight.

I had to remind myself what a woman was supposed to look like after seeing Ms. Ethipia's at the beach. Check this out.

http.//www.yikers.com/video_vida_guerra_calender_shoot.html

JESUS, my eyes are bleeding, what is up with those flaps where her tits and ass should be?????

FUCK ME!!!! Try this

http://www.yikers.com/video_vida_guerra_calender_shoot.html

Allright, that didn't work either, but it would have been awesome. Trash away!!!

Nicole looks much better than last summer.

Flotsam and Jetsam?

where did it all go wrong. i am sitting at a computer looking at pictures of two emaciated dorks, criticising their every particle but they're the ones on the beach earning millions by breathing.
sigh

I,d do Nicole. But then again, I am a scoutmaster and a Pastor for a Boys only Sunday school!!!

31
Your answer would be: only pedophiles who don't have access to children find this look attractive. It's really the best of both worlds for them. They get to screw something that has the body of a child, most likely doesn't get periods anymore, and bonus! No jail time.

Nicole Richie looks like a prop from "Pirates of the Caribbean."

yo HO HO

I think Nicole rubbed Alpo on her lips so she could get the dog close enough to eat.

#38 - Thanks. Now I can't get up from my desk for about 10 minutes...

47 - Outstanding!

I thought that there would be a picture of Sally Struthers in the background (I hope she is alive) begging for money to feed these two little refugees that washed up on the beach.

Nicole is so fat. in the side shot, you can see her fat ass hanging out over the top of her bkini. I hate when girls let themselves get fat like this. it's just gross.

i'm sorry. i can't be sarcastic about this anymore... her hands look skeletal! Plus the girl just isn't pretty.

51

Check out Nicole's bird-claws in this picture. EEP!

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50001-1185835-4,00.html

52

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

i don't know what's worse, her hand or her arm?!?

Mischa to Nicole in first pic: "Nic, does this bikini make my ribs look too big? Maybe I should have some removed..."

Do we ever see any photos of these girls where they are not either
a) Shopping
b) On the beach

???

Do they ever really, um, work?

Mischas thighs are getting FAT

jane's eyre, i just looked at the rest of those pics. it's kind of sad, cuz she wasn't fat to begin with. maybe a little work at the gym to tone everything and she would have looked great. and if you flip through the pics in reverse order really fast, you can litterally watch her disappear!

Cute dog.

But that Pomeranian is kind of ugly.

that ass is wide....bottom heavy.

somehow, this isn't funny anymore... it's sad. Why is thatn no one had locked her up in a clinic? Is obviosly she needs help, otherwise, she's going to die.
(Diet's over for me: Don't knwo why but all of a sudden, I kinda like my curves...)

That first picture looks like she's regurgitating her food for the dog.

I bet more than one person called the coast guard to report the two skeletons that washed up on the beach.

That dog is one fat little bitch.

i'm so sick of these fat bitches...really...

35...in order to not appear jealous, I have to not talk shit about someone who makes a living as a "beautiful actress" but is neither beautiful nor can she act? Please! But then again you are entitled to your own misguided opinion

Megan, what's wrong with you? I hope you're being sarcastic. Because we know you're nowhere skinnier than she (as I hope no one else here is), unless you've suddenly became anorexic, swallowed a tapeworm, and are typing your comments from your laptop as you run on a treadmill.

I hope that one day I'm so skinny, I can hide behind a bus stop pole.

#64 - I have to agree about Nicole. She's a hilarious, albeit tacky, little bee-yotch.

Jesus, watching them together is like seeing a giant number "11" walking in the sand. Eat some fucking Pop Tarts, girls!

66
And at least she isn't whoring around (at least, not in front of the camera) like her arch-nemesis, Paris. I just wish that someone would strap her to a gurney and stick a feeding tube in her.

Life's a Beach and then you're Anorexic

They bought their bathing suits from Anorexics 'R' Us, in the petite department.

#68 - I'd like to point out - it's not whoring if you do it for free.

nicole does look like she's put on some weight.. let's encourage her! :)

I'd like to lay them side by side and play their rib cages like a xylaphone. With me pecker.

71-Good point. Even hookers require you to pay before play; Paris just doesn't care and gives it out for free. UNpaid whore.

P.S.

The dog is drawn to the stench of death emanating from Nicole's mouth.

All I see are two young women pondering the great strides in culture and contributions to society that they've made, while considering their next move for the ultimate good of mankind. I don't know what all of you are complaining about.

Seeing camera supposedly adds, what, 10 pounds or something, do you think these chicks actually even exist any longer? What if what we're seeing is two ghosts hitting the beach? Creepy!

I may have come to this discussion late, but what's wrong with looking like a 12 year old boy? After sex you could play catch or get an ice cream....That's better than sharing a post coital cigarette with some fat chick that spends all day bitching about how skinny Nicole Richie is. Isn't it? Come on...admit it...that dog looks delicious.

the dog is fat.

is it possible her breast's is actually concave ????

80
Hey, maybe she had a double mastectomy and THAT'S why she's so skeletal--the chemo and radiation hace taken such a toll on her body. Don't be so unfeeling, you meanie person.

Or, she could just be so anorexic, her body has eaten all fat reserves, including her breasts. Poor, poor breasts.

Doo-doo-doooooo, doo-doo-dooooo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo--doo--dooooooo
Doo-doo-dooooooo, .....

(that's "taps", btw)

*have*

mischa barton isnt too skinny. im about as skinny as her except shes a lot taller but i dont think she looks anorexic or anything. nicole richie tan is like 10340928 shades darker than her original color. gross

i actually think she looks fine. if she got some fake boobs you'd all think she's hot. the wings tatooed on her back are weird and small though.

#27-
You are probably a guy, and thus can be forgiven for thinking that Nicole Ritchie is a size 4.
I would say she's probably a 0 or below.

Also, even though she's still unnaturally skinny, she looks a lot better than here: http://www.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50001-1185835-14,00.html

Remember when people used the word boner? I just had deja vu about that for some reason.

That's gross. Why is Nicole letting herself get so skinny. She used to be alright, but the whole stick fighter look has got to go.

Cool, they can both go hog wild shopping at KidsRUs.

they look great!im trying to loose some weight~~

the point is: if u want to be pretty,u have to fit in all the tiny skirts,thats why they have to be that skinny.i think they r just responsible to their job~

Her body looks thin...

too bad she's making her head look fat.

No 91- you do know you have to be over 13 to post here right?....

78

Are you saying that if you don't look like a 12-year-old boy, you can't play catch or get an ice-cream after sex? Man, I've been way off track all these years...

#85

if you look closer to the post you are trying to correct, you might notice the little minus sign that whackjob put before the "4". that means "negative". we learn about that in elementary school. let me know when you get that far. i understood the joke, and thought it was kinda funny.

is nicole ( i dont eat) making out with her dog?
classy.

I THOUGHT NICOLE WAS SO MUCH HOTTER WHEN SHE WEIGHED ABOUT 25 POUNDS MORE. SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE.

THEY LOOK LIKE WALKKING STICK FIGURES OR THE POSTER PEOPLE FOR AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to see the dog dry hump both of their legs

Argw... discusting. 10 pounds less again and the dog would eat them.

It's pretty sad that you people make yourselves feel superior by downtalking someone else. So what if they are thin? I know Nicole Richie and she is a sweet person who would never badmouth anyone based on appearance. I think you should all grow up and keep your mouths shut if you don't have anything nice to say!

I gotta say, I get soooo sick of listening to people diss Nicole/Mischa/Lindsay/etc; Yes, they are skinny, but who doesnt want to be that skinny....I used to be a fatass, and back then I also hated hot skinny people, then I dropped like 30lbs, and guess what? I no longer feel the need to bitch about and hate the skinny and attractive! I so admire Nicole, Mischa, Et al, for having the willpower to maintain hot bods! So to all you loser, jealous fatties who post nasty comments, put down the bacon double cheeseburger, hit the gym, and see what it feels like to not have 15 chins and 40 inch hips... I guarantee you'll like it!