She looks great overall, but her original red hair still suits her better than her current blonde.

And I just realised I have absolutely no life if I'm actually caring about these 2 people getting married.

Someone please tell me that puffy sleeves are not making a comeback!!

I'd offer my congrats, but it seems I really don't care.

I'd like to ask Urban if the strawberry pie Down Under is good.

sorry but who the fuck is keith urban and what does he do?

#5
Let's hope he doesn't start doing a lot of coke again. Cause then Nicole gets to use her "get out of marriage free" card!
Wait, shit, let's hope he DOES!

Incredibly she actually looks like a Barbie... plastic-y and everything.

I really don't have anything else to say

Hate to say it, but we'll see how long it lasts. How many celebrities are "madly in love" and "perfect for each other" one week and divorced the next.

Sadly, I'd rather bash Tom Cruise than say something nice about Nicole Kidman. Must be Monday morning....

o_O"

Mmmhmm.. I'm not interested.

Nicole Kidman, country music and working early on Monday morning: three things that urk the shit out of me.

She should be proud moving to Tennessee, a state where indoor plumbing and 911 emergency lines are seen as optional luxuries. That and bathing, marrying outside of the immediate family, and high school. Tennessee is volleying with Alabama in a crabs-in-a-bucket race to be the pimple on the ass of America. With these two moving in, Alabama may have settle for second place.

What is it with female celebrities marrying lower than themselves? Britney and K-Fed are probably equals in terms of their background but those millions ought to buy her a better man, and gwen stefani with gavin, it doesn't even matter who he is, but just his name alone is common as hell. And now an oscar winner with millions is settling for an ex drug addict!? The world does not make sense.

sorry, can't bash this one. i <3 keith urban.... he's dreamy *swoons*

Confused by previously selecting one of the (then) outwardly most popular, but inwardly most bizarre mates in North America, she returns Down Under to select Jethro with a coke habit. More disillusionment ahead, milady.

Plastic, plastic, plastic. Does she have any clue as to how UN-lifelike she looks?

Plastic, plastic, plastic. Does she have any clue as to how UN-lifelike she looks?

Boy howdy, she looks so perfect. Like in Stepword Wives. Like porcelain. Weird.

PLASTIC! UNLIFELIKE! FAKE!

SUPERFICIAL FODDER!

I am sorry to say that what ever Nikki Kidman did to her face makes her look like a plastic doll. On the bright side, she can now play roles in stop motion doll films.

1

Very true. I remember seeing her in some TV-series of possibly a movie with this beautiful, long, curly, RED hair and freckles and she looked really pretty. Now she's so horribly pale and skinny, I bet if Keith Urban wakes up in the middle of the night, he has to check her pulse just to see if she's still alive. Provided, of course, she doesn't snore. ;)

I would like to offer my opinion that it was very appropriate that Nicole wore white. Since being married to Tom Cruise does NOT imply they had the sexual intercourse, primarily because word on the street is Tom likes the cock.

prinsesje in een mooi wit kleedje

She looks pretty... more so in the first picture because there you can't see how her eyebrows make her face look like it's pulled tight.

Poor Keith... he's getting Tom's Sloppy Seconds.

In other news... Tom STILL LOVES THE COCK!

WHOOP-DE-FUCKIN'-DO

Looks like she still can't wear heels.
And let's hope, for her sake, that the guy doesn't sing in the shower.

Does anyone care? What is the liklihood of these two lasting? Please let's move on...Nicole is hott though.

I read somewhere that Keith Urban liked to dip his lovers' balls in dessert wines, and then snort big fat lines of coke off their asses. Because he is GAY.

Does nobody else remember the Playgirl debacle? GAY, I tell you!

I wonder if that's how their honeymoon night was spent -- only minus the gay cabana boys and the coke, of course. I feel like I remember "balls" and a "hazelnut sherry" on my nupital night, but then again, I can't remember a night without balls or wine in the past six years.

In fact, as I write this, I'm drunk, and I have some balls gently cradled in my mouth. And it's not even ten o'clock! It's going to be a good day, I can tell.

Is it too much to ask that Keith shaved his faggy little five o'clock shadow and do something with his hair for his own wedding?

And, why won't anyone close to Nicole tell her that wearing her hair pulled back that way is soooo NOT an attractive look with her massive forehead and receding hairline?

That said, I'll bet Tom is just stewing somewhere because Nicole and Keith beat him and Katie to the alter. HA HA Tom you fucking dickhead! TCLTC!!!!!

Based on the dude's hair, the chances of him not going back to the drugs is remote.

It's a dead giveaway. He's marrying her but he loves drugs.
Who is this guy?

gawd i'm feeling slutty today because i also <3 sweetcheeks... that post made me also *swoon* and a little bit wet...

lets hope their child will be much prettier than britney's. Keith looks like a heroin dealer or something

They make such a lovely couple. Boring, but very sweet. She looks gorgeous in that dress.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Awww they are so cute together, Im not a fan of her sleeves though. 0.o But she still looks really pretty.

After the ceremony, the A-list guests pelted the happy couple with kilos of cocaine as they walked to their car.

Sweetcheeks, you are the Queen of Multi-Tasking... Good for you!

i think their foreheads will be very happy together.

Good LORD, Nicole, please dye your hair back to red. SO much prettier as a redhead. Like there's not enough blondes in Hollywood.

That second picture reminds me of Little Leota in the Haunted Mansion.

"Hurry baaaack, hurry baaaaack...."

Something sucked all the color out of Nicole.

Where are her children?

She looks like a living mummy!

@38 - They're with Xenu.

Stunning bride, i'd hit it many times.

#1 Agreed.

I like the way she looked in Moulin Rouge. The deep red suits her--especially since her eyebrows don't match her hair.

I think she looks lovely. How refreshing to have a traditional ceremony that includes friends and family in one's hometown at the church where her family actually attends services. Here's hoping that she and her new husband beat the odds and make it last. For those who asked, her daughter and son from her marriage to Cruise were in attendance as a bridesmaid and groom's attendant. Maybe try reading one of the million articles....

Here's a link to the original design on which her gown was based:

http://www.style.com/fashionshows/collections/S2006RTW/complete/slideshow/BALENCIA?event=show1381&designer=design_house12&trend=&iphoto=22

Who is the stylist who convinced her that cruelly dragging her hair away to highlight that huge Botoxed forehead is a good look? And what is with these actresses whose jobs involve portraying human emotion deciding to immobilize their faces? She'd be better off with a wrinkle or two than looking like her own Madame Tussaud's image.

Nicole Kidman LOVES men that LOVE THE COCK! Forget marrying "down", what is her obsession with homosexuals?

Nicole Kidman, the most famous fag-hag the world over.

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock...you got that from Phoebe on Friends! Mwahahahha
And Nicole is usually a style icon, very classy and glamorous, and her wedding day she come out in puffy sleeves? Tsk tsk...

Hey, it's the Corpse Bride....

Just kidding.

I love Nicole Kidman.

I wish her nothing but happiness....maybe this time, she'll actually get some lovin' from Mr. Urban....rather than having to wear a Xenu costume and quote lines from Battlefield Earth.....like she did with a certain other person...who throughouly enjoys The Cock.

What is Nicole doing with Jessica Simpson's gay hairstylist???

Who gives a shit? *shrugs*

At least she beat TCLTC to the altar and, unlike the way he's conducted his relationship, did it with some class.

@45-- I believe the fag-hags prefer the term "fruit flies".

@27

What was the Playgirl debacle? Details, please!

@49
Dude, what do the french know about class? You guys practically rolled out the red carpet for Hitler. I wouldn't be suprised if your Grandpa baked croissants for the furher himself.

Good day, Jacq.

This story is about exciting as vanilla and not the good shit from Mexico. Because that vanilla ROCKS. And my pussy smells just like it. In fact, it's trademarked, my pussy, not the vanilla.

#50, hilarious!

My bidding remark to anyone I come into contact with today is going to be "Bye, Bye fruit-fly"!".

I thank you, and my co-workers thank you.

She looks like an American Girl doll. I heard she was born in Hawaii and escaped before she could be sacrificed at Kilauea Volcano. Apparently the volcano gods were unpleased with her ability to survive without hemoglobin, needing something with at least minimal amounts of melanin to be sated.

Anyone that thinks Nicole Kidman is attractive is either A) a fruit fly, B) a fruit salad head, or C) a big fan of Days of Thunder which would make them either C1) Idiots or C2) Tom Cruise. I hope this clarifies things.

#52 - You are, yes, an ignoramous. My mother happens to research geneaology for a living and I am in no way, shape or form French. I am actually German, and not marching behind Hitler because my earliest ancestors came over in the very early seventeen hundreds. I am certified First Families of Ohio, Pennsylvania and Missouri as well as Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR). Unless I'm mistaken, that makes me a card-carrying American. You wouldn't know class if it hit you in the face. I would be willing to bet that you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, either. I got class from her in that she was very low-key with her "hen party", birthday and it was very kind of her to take the time to visit with sick children in the midst of the media blitz.
Good day, you motherfucking idiot.

P.S. I forgot to mention that the reason that my handle is Jacq is because my name is Jacqueline. This does not make me French. My name was given me by my deceased, paternal grandmother. She did not have much, other than 4 boys who really cared for her. It is the only thing that I have that she ever gave me. I hope you feel like a real sack of shit because that is the absolute truth.

@57

Sure you're not french. If I were french I wouldn't admit to it either. But then again, I would also be a frog coward with absolutely no sense of patriotic pride and personal hygiene, much like your self Jacqs.

Good day, Jacqs.

Why is she wearing a dress designed for a 16 year old?

If you're going to try to insult me, at least spell my effen name right.
No sense of patriotism? Did you read my I'm an American resume? And way to get down to the nitty-gritty by knocking my hygiene habits. What's next calling me fat?

Eat shit and die, ignoraymoose.

@61

Whoops! lol. My mistake, I thought you were so one else, I take it all back. Anyhoo, carry on.

Hm, I'm not too fond of the dress. Nicole usually does a better job and considering this is her weddings...one would think she would wear something attractive.

Oh well! I give it a month before they're divorced.

that's "some" one else

Ignoramous, just admit that you made some pretty fucking stupid presumptions based on someone's screen name; don't try to cover it up by being even more of an ass.

But it's good that you picked a name that perfectly describes your mental capabilities, though we could easily ascertain that from your posts.

Don't worry about not liking the right puffy sleeve because the left side is strapless. Yes gals, the ugliest wedding dress in history. ONE PUFFY SLEEVE I KID YOU NOT!!!

POor Keith, he had a great career until he became Mr Nicole Kidman for $600,000 a year. I am sure Nic and the kids will just love being the perfect Tennessee brood.

And re: Kidman being the good Catholic girl and not spending a night with Keith, yeah, right, like a gal who shacks up with Lenny Kravitz is a virgin. Uh huh.

Run Keith Run, take a sip of Jack Daniels, grab the six hundred grand, and salvage your career.

OK. I must defend my home. Nashville is consistently at the top of most livable and fastest-growing lists and continues to be a destination for national and international corporate headquarters looking to relocate (Nissan USA, most recently). If you believe otherwise, you watch too much Beverly Hillbillies. The only downside of this is that a lot of Yankees move in and fug it up.

Musicians and actors move to Nashville to get away from the crap of Hollywood, etc. Nashville has a balanced mix of urban, suburban and rural charm along with genuine and friendly residents that make it a very attractive destination for those looking to try and have a normal life. Nashvillians also have a history of “ignoring” celebrities; allowing them their privacy and space.

(So let the flaming begin)

Also, since he is Nicole’s ex, time for a true TC story. My mother was at a produce stand in a rural area outside of Nashville where a lot of country music / Hollywood types buy these large trophy farms; including our friend Tom Cruise. A car pulls up and the man himself along with a gang of “friends” hop out and start looking around. They end up where the corn is and buy ONE ear. Giggling, they all get back in the car and drive away.

TCLTC = Tom Loves the Corn

Does anyone know how she can live in TN w/Urban if she has joint custody of her kids w/TCLTC? Just how does one go about doing that sort of thing I wonder. I'm sure it has to do with a boatload of money anyway.

#66 - I thought I had only seen one sleeve, but it could have been a matter of angles. Love the name by the way - it is my dream to one day be Karen Walker.

Jane - if you're not doing anything later, want to get married?

As long as I can wear this dress:

http://www.uglydress.com/helkitweddre.html

I've dreamed of it since I was a little girl.

Well, I was thinking more along the lines of this...
http://www.uglydress.com/pregpromdres.html
I'm with child... yours.

where is all this tennessee talk coming from? you all do know he is australian right?

@73 I think Keith and Nicole are moving to Nashville soon.

72
That melon looks like it's about ripe.

Y-U-C-K.

ooooh interesting. weird. what the hell is nicole kidman gonna do in nashville?

OMG! "gude spellur"!!!
Iced tea literally came out of my nose when I read that! That's awesome!

#75 - I think that later that evening, her belly button popped and spiders came out. True story. Happened to the friend of a sister's boyfriend of some guy that I knew in college.

first - jacq - you stated in one of your comments you had class - WRONG! your mouth is filthy and you are an idiot.

second - i will think of later.

I Love her....I hope the two have a happily ever after....I am just SOOOOoooooooo... glad she renounce that psuedo religion that is scientology and and had a REAL wedding

KATIE HOLMS EAT YOUR FRIKKEN HEARTOUT.....

I cannot stress it more...get out and leave the alien spawn with cruise (caps deleted - cos he is not worth it....he rots and ignorant....)

I love Nicole, but she HAS TO PUT DOWN THE BLEACH, and needs to quit doing whatever the hell is going on with her eyebrows lately

#79 - Hi, nightshirt, nice to meet you. You're WRONG!! Please refer to my posts, numbered 49, 52, 57, 58 and 61. PLEASE POINT OUT THE DIRECT QUOTE WHERE I SAID I HAVE CLASS. I said that I AM NOT FRENCH and that the way NICOLE CONDUCTED HERSELF EXHIBITED CLASS in my opinion.

Second, YOU are the idiot. Go sit in the corner, you douche bag.

I'm wee-todd-ed. I go fink of nummer fwee now. Der.

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?
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dumbass

dumbass

her eyebrows are so much darker than her hair. that's not like nicole. must've been stressed by all the sex to plan after the wedding.

dumbass

@86 Woops not you

Fag and Fag Hag.

Triple dumbass.

Lameassbananas, please feel free to shut the fuck up and die now. Thanks.

Dumbass.

Oh, Holy God and Fuck! WTF is that woman WEARING? Did she steal some of the props from Cold Mountain??? Shit, if I were Keith I woulda been down the aisle (the OTHER way) faster n' a heart attack at Wrinkle Ridge. Corpse Bride is RIGHT. :( Shame on the stylist!

Oh, Holy God and Fuck! WTF is that woman WEARING? Did she steal some of the props from Cold Mountain??? Shit, if I were Keith I woulda been down the aisle (the OTHER way) faster n' a heart attack at Wrinkle Ridge. Corpse Bride is RIGHT. :( Shame on the stylist!

why the hell doesn't mr. superfish get that fucking troll out of here? is lamebananass his sister or something!
what a total dipshit.

It looks like two chicks getting married.

Nic should lay off the botox - any shinier we could harness her solar power energy

91-
Apache, you read my mind!!

Hi, peanut!

Hey, Apache. I've been on and off this site all day. I am begining to thinck I'm hooked :)

I meant think!!

I think she looks beautiful- I wish them the very best- and I think she must SERIOUSLY love him to move to somewhere that I actually thought was just a made up place until now.
Nashville , say it with me now, Nashville.
A dentists dream location.
Nashville ,Tennessee.
Not just words in a country/western song.
An ACTUAL place.
Lordy.
People even write it on their return address forms.
When they meet new people, they say "yes, I live in Nashville Tennessee".
And they don't laugh when they say it.
Amazing!

Nicole used to be so shy... Now she hasn't been. I think it's because she's seemingly happier than usual (as she should be as a newlywed).

I seriously love her though.