Jun 23 2006Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban do the prenup

Nicole is arousing.

All the best to them.

...I'd take 600k a year no problem!

i love nicole, but i have to say marrying an ex-addict is always a bad idea. so she's right to say

WE WANT PRE-NUP!
WE WANT PRE-NUP, YEAH!

He must be using illegal drugs because I know the only way I'd go near Nicole Kidman is if her naked body was covered with sweet, sweet, cocaine. Or if she were riding a magical unicorn. I love magical unicorns.

you think she'd find a guy who has less hair than she does, so when she goes completely bald she won't get mad at the guy & rip his dick off for having more hair than her. eh, to each his own I guess.

Once again, Keith looks like a midget here.

Smart woman, giving so little money prooves that he's marrying for love and not money.

Giving you fiance who's over 20 years yonger 3 million a year to be married pretty much proves she's in it for the cash.

That's it. I'm changing my name to "cockasaurus"

Hell yeah, I'd make him sign a pre-nup. She's got reasons and issues and all kind of baggage and sicko Tom Cruise to thank for it. And if a pre-nup makes her feel better, then she should do it.

I don't know squat about Keith Urban, but I like her and he should know that he is tredding on delicate ground here.

But do the kids like him? I don't think I've ever seen him in pictures with the kids. Of course we've seen Katie with the kids.

you're thinking about this entirely too much spanglish.

I'm sorry biatcho.

I like Nicole, but she's looking like a Femme Bot lately.

Is she really going bald? Enquiring minds want to know...

no need for apologies, we're not nice people are we? Yeah she's getting uglier by the minute.

Have you seen her receding hairline? I think it's why she remains so pale & deathly looking, so it doesn't look as noticeable. creepy.

$150 million!? really? Nicole fucking Kidman?!?!

Then maybe she should refund all the victims of that cinematic shitfest otherwise known as Bewitched.

And cocaine is a hell of a drug and Cocaine Keith is about to hit a colombian home-run.

#8 - i love it.

Ony $150 million!?! She's "poor"

^^ONLY^^

@3 yuckyfresh, ciao!!!

"It's something that you need to have, because when she leaves your ass, she gonna leave with half, 18 years, 18 years, and on the 18th birthday, found out it wasn't his....."
"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no half-nigger (Barbado Slim)"

#13

Hey biatcho, man you're hard to track down- bouncing all over the place like you do... go back to the Christina Aguilera string and look at posts 92 and 93 they’re for you... OXOX

I'm so sick of hearing about her wedding, how she may be married, maybe in secret, what will she wear, how much pubic hair will be shaved for the fucking sucking fart licking WEDDING. Die die die!

Katie definitely wins. She's getting paid to not have sex with him and shop all over the world.

She paid Tom $640K a year while they were married and he used it to buy high heels.

Way to rub-in that ex-cokehead thing. Nice.

#8 - If you want a dinosaur name, may I suggest Megasoreass?

#18

Hey Stallion... good to see you’re still out there... I have to tell you that I read your work on the Lindsay Lohan string, on the 21st... I was overjoyed to read how you and ‘jFp’, with the assistance of a few others really kicked the shit out of ‘pf’ AKA – Pussy Fart, Probable Fagot, Poultry Fucker... etc, etc... very excellent work indeed... I had run-in with that monkey a few weeks back on the JZ string, I never had a chance to respond... in a way, you guys did an excellent job for me... I think the thing that makes that dick face such a miserable fuck, is that he wasn’t born white... he-he-ho... keep up the good work ... BRO ...

@22 may I dare say skankyouverymuch.....was wondering what happened to you. I went to Bonnaroo last weekend so unfortunately I missed the Jay-Z thread.
Barbado Slim seems to have a problem with me now, so he's my new target. Stick around it should get pretty good, he's a funny little half-breed so I see some good comebacks from that little oreo.....later

I'm not a psychiatrist, but this sounds like a recipe for disaster. The thought of this looming over him is going to make him resent her eventually, and if he does slip off the wagon, which he will, I don't know what the statistics are but I'm sure they're pretty high (no pun intended) he'll keep it from her because of the money, and the marriage turns out to be a big fiasco

He should write a check the first chance he gets for a large amount in seven figures, say 2 million, buy a couple of eight balls and then when the cold hearted bitch is sleeping wake her up as he doing lines off her.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

It's 7:22 am in Hong Kong.If I were a dinosaur- I'd be a blind one- then people could say "look a dinosaur...'doyouthinkhe saurous'?" and hilarity would ensue( well it would except I'm a girls so the 'HE' bit wouldn't be funny, but apart from that, there would be hilarious consequences)
Oh, and 600,000 buys a lot of crack- he was into crack, not coke...not that I'd know, Of course.

Yawn....who cares? Nicole and Keith, whoopdie do.

Have fun posting to yourself "Luigi" I have no interest in your greasy ass. Go and knead some dough or shave your girlfriend's hairy armpit or something. Better yet, go and apply some more Armor All to your Iroc Z and then use the same rag to touch up.

buh bye.

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That's the oldest, lamest joke. Sorry. They even used it in Jurassic Park. I only know this because my son insists on watching it over and over and over....

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I think that should read,

Nicole is a'rising.

From her coffin.

Creepy bloodless pale vampire.

@28 Can't hang, huh mocha? That's cool, I understand. And by the way, your mother doesn't have hairy armpits, I never wanted to date her ass because I found out she had a penis from your monkey dad..........

Oh and before I forget "Mario", everytime time you post refering to me you'll make yourself look like homo internet stalker, so impress us all with your gayness, Olive Oyl.

your move faggot.

#23

Excellent... I’m looking forward to devastation... yeah, I’ve been gone, working like dog, day & night... I love to play on the SF, but time is hard to find... I have to reassert my efforts in getting more play time...

Wow, that was a good one. I guess i'm gay now. Come to think of it, your like fighting with MeganHarris, I'm done now considering I just used the worst insult in the world.
In all honesty, I was just joking around with you, please don't take my jokes seriously. I pegged you as someone with some witty comebacks but I guess I was wrong. No hard feelings. If it makes you feel any better I'll start putting Half and Half in my coffee..........Holla

Stallion, it just isn't nice to make fun of black people. Haven't they suffered enough with being slaves all those years...

Wait, nevermind, those negros drive better cars and have better clothes now with all that rapping. Carry on...

#28-#31

I see the blood letting has begun... be careful fella’s... keep it witty, but also down and dirty... P.S. remember Barbado, in the past Stallions have been known to trample wily Jamaicans to death...
hoo-hooo...

Holla

perhaps we can then have a girl winner against guy winner from my inevitable battle with lamabanas? But I kind of like Stallion & Barbado so I wouldn't want to fight with either of them. godspeed.

We should hide on this thread, Bananas is loose on the new ones.

@31 & 32 Why don't you two take all this aggression out with a sweaty man fight ala
Brokeback Mountain style.

#38

biatcho... have you gotten my posts for you...ie... Hey biacho go back to the Christina Aguilera string and look at posts 92 and 93 they’re for you... OXOX

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Now THAT is an old joke.
But it has no place in Jurasic Park.Sadly.

You'll have to forgive my ignorance, but don't most Italians blast hip hop out of their highly polished sports cars and worship the NBA? And don't most Black guys worship mafia movies and, let's face it, love a great slice (and in turn, make up 75% of the staff at Dominos)? And aren't Sicilians half eggplant anyway? And yet, Italians and Blacks always seem to hate each other, and, live in the same areas. Must be one of those fucked up tricks god plays to pass the time...

Nice pic. Looks like she's slapping him upside the head while saying "'Cause I fucking SAID so, moron."

Ani't love grand?

@18 LOL

44-
You pegged that one.

RichPort where the hell do you LIVE???

So is it true love when you only reward your spouse with $600,000 a year for every year they stick with you? As opposed to $3 million a year? Where's the limit - anything below $1 million a year is true love and anything above it is fake?

yes #41, shankyouverylittle for the adoring compliments. It is my goal in life to have a stranger on the internet want to have all sorts of sex with me - how did you know?. I just hope you love fatties cause I gots it going OOOON!

Is this a marriage or a business arrangement? I suppose I would do the same if I had millions.

Does the prenub define "excessive drinking"? For me, excessive is over 3 drinks, for some it's 'after' they pass out, face down on the sidewalk?

In the picture it looks like Nicole just slapped Keith upside his head and said, "What the fuck is a matter with you? I said it is over there, look over there!"

I bet the only way Keith liked to snort cocaine was in lines arranged on a man's bare bottom.

While he gently cradled his balls. After he dipping them in Silvan Ridge Early Muscat 2003. Dessert wines are the perfect apertif for testicles, you know. Just ask Keith Urban.

A vintage brandy is nice, too.

Today is their wedding in Sydney- and my sources tell me he had a bucks night last night.
Hmmm, no booze, coke or strippers( due to pap problem).
Well, Keith, just a few lime soda's and a gripping conversation about global warming.???!!!!
All the best lad.
Remember , it's FOREVER!!!
And that's a long time.

Nicole is really happy she had her scientology marriage deem stupid and had it annulled...in my books.....I hope she has a FABULOUS life and sprouts babies like there is no tomorrow...she does not have to wear assless chaps anymore and she has a man who will sing her love songs...I hope she is happier then Katie Holmes will ever be with cock livin' Tom Cruise.....

I can only pray that one day Katie will wake up....renounce going to the Barry Manillow concert and pretending she loved it and marry a man who actually loves her and gives her babies without using a turkey baster.....

I hope Nicole runs through the hills naked....laughing and prancing because she is happier then a pig in shit......

I just wanna see fairy foot Cruise eat his Xenu heart out....F**K him.

'running through the hills naked?'
Have you tried that? It's not as much fun as it sounds.
But yes, Nic and Keith both deserve happiness, and Tom also deserves all that's coming to him.
Whatever the galaxy warlords and the vulcan kings deem that to be.

What kind of pussy takes money from a woman, particularly when you're as wealthy as Keith Urban? I'd have said, I'll take zero dollars and keep my balls, thanks very much.

I don't get it. I thought Keith Urban is rich too. As a matter of fact, isn't he very rich? I realize he's not as rich as Nicole, but why would he want any of her money in the event of a divorce? It's not like he doesnt have a career. If I were Nicole, I'd let him impregnate me immediately. He is a total HOTTIE.

"...that allows her to leave the marriage without giving anything to Keith - an ex-cocaine addict - if he uses illegal narcotics or drinks excessively."

Translation - Just don't party with out me on the weekends and you'll be just fine! - Nicole

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