Jun 30 2006Nicolas Cage has a big heart wallet

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K, what's to make fun of then?

Um, he has really droopy eyes?

Fabulous, another "first" idiot.

#1, a note from the Superfish guy:

NOTE: Don't do the "first" thing. It won't get you banned, but pretty much every other commenter thinks it's lame. If you have to do it, at least say something other than just '"first."

Wait who cars bout this...i just saw the chance and took it..forgive me

Charities are hot.

Love, Paris

Will his donation go to purchasing better weapons for these kids? The issue with child soldiers seems to be lack of ammo and out of date firearms. Glad to see Hollywood is stepping up.

Why doesn't he just adopt one of them? Aren't orphans the new pocket dog?

Great, now I want to fuck Nick Cage. Jesus. The list just keeps on growing....

#5 I know how you feel. I saw the chance to push an elderly man on a bicycle into traffic the other day, and I took it. I got pretty much the same response.

Once again, pinko Hollywood liberals refuse to step up to the plate and give money to all the *American* children we don't give a shit about. After all this country's done for him, you'd think he'd help me enjoy my tax loopholes in peace.

i wonder how long it took him to announce that he was donating that money....you know, cause he talks really slow. get it? hahahaha! ok.....

Always nice to see a celebrity donating big bucks; especially when it doesn't seem like a publicity stunt.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I wonder if jrzmommie donated 2 mil to a charity? Just kidding.

He didn't donate to the "Save Krypton" Fund?

LAME.

Child soldiers? Christ, what a sick, sick world we live in. Suddenly Michael Jackson dressing like some 19th century commodore makes sense. He wants to be commander-in-chief to an entire world army of children! I can picture him now, like Hitler on some rotunda or balcony, praising the childrens, his little warriors to heal the world. Giving "special audience" to those kid combatants that distinguish themselves in battle.

So good to see Amnesty International, when not fighting for the rights of terrorists, provide a pension plan for child killers.

13--Fuck no, you crazy? :)

#15, "childrens" gave me a good laugh. Thank you! :)

His makeup artist should have held off a bit on the eyeliner.

It will be fun in about 2 years to read how the people running the fund for Amnesty International spent his two million dollars on underage hookers and blow.

Will someone please tell me what is UP with his fake doll hair? If I tease up real high and dye it a fake color not found in nature, no one have any idea at all that I'm going bald. Not one bit.

Attention all balding men out there! Now hear this! You look better with really short hair or just all together SHAVED! We women appreciate that look so much more. Really! And just let it go gray! SO much sexier! Honestly! Thank you for your time!

I always knew he wasn't a complete douche. I am now fully somewhat convinced of that, kind of.

It's nice to see a celebrity doing some good with their money. It's also hilarious to read people's comments about something as ridiculously mundane as his hairstyle. (OMG! WTF is UP with his silly hair?!? LOL) Go pick on the useless celebs who don't do anything with their massive fortune, like Paris.

Nice pinky ring, Nic - is it big enough? It's common knowledge that he has an Elvis fetish - I guess that reinforces it. Claaaaaaasy. As for his donation, I think his comic book collection was worth about half of that.

That said, I like most of his movies.

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It creeps the shit out of me when guys wear big rings. Too mafioso for me.

Either that, or I need to start wearing Depends.

I'm so sorry # 23 I didn't realize I had to check with you before commenting on here! My mistake!!! I could have sworn the SF guy put up this item about Nic Cage FOR people to make comments about but I guess that was MY mistake! How stupid of me! I am such a dumbshit. Next time I'll be sure to double check with you before I make any posts kay? F'N TOOL.

2 million dollars set aside to help countless children makes them really fucking poor. it's disgusting. they live in a hotel. in gaza.

#10 yeah shit like that is totally their problem and not ours unless of course one of them gets the bright idea to drive a plane into our landmarks and status symbols. like that's ever gonna happen.

#27
you're right 2mil is
...really fuckin poor

...do you think
...we could start
...a collection ?
...maybe
...get
it
...up
...to the 7mil
...which was all
...we expected : ))

...and you try that
...hand
...movement

... : )

[hint]

four on the floor
long neck :)

lol ponies :)

The story here is Nic Cage is just so fuckable it's unbelievable. He's got that sexy wild "I could do you for days" look about him. And boy oh boy would I let him. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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I got high with Nick C. back in High School when he went to Beverly High in 82'. Back then he was just Nick Coppola.

$2 million? After Warren Buffet gave $37 BILLION to the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation the other day, this feels kinda puny...

Buffett! Damn it. I knew I should've eaten before I posted.

He's a scary troll man with a big long mule head and the world's longest unnatural upper lip, but it's nice he's giving to charity.

Never mind that he's worth $28.4 million, and depending on how he's got it invested, could easily make $2million in interest on that kind of bank.

So, he's basically giving someone his interest. Not to say that it isn't very nice of him, but let's not act like he's someone poor and pathetic, like the last living Milli Vanilli guy, giving away his last Cnote.

yeah, but you see, this is a win/win situation for him! he donated 2 mil today, and in 15 years when he's fucking old and about to be put into the old actor's home, his son can just fly really fast around the earth and turn back time. et viola' ! (did i spell that right?) he's young and has his two mil back again.

yeah, i know that was bad.

Yes, let's donate money to the children who were forced to be soldiers, but let's not actually do anything to stop the practice of using children as soldiers. What's the message to the terrorist groups in the middle east?

Terrorist: "We can use as many children as we want, whichever ones survive can just be handed over to Amnesty Int'l now and they will take care of 'em" (that's a loose translation of their native language).

Genius Cage, genius. If I were a kid in one of these middle eastern countries, I would gladly serve as a soldier, knowing that I will either die (and not have to suffer the stupid desert heat anymore) or get lots of Cage-funded support if I do survive. Why not just donate money and children to the terrorists?

But anyway, this was probably the funniest post in a long time. By all means, Mr. Superfish, donate your money to Ferrari. The economy needs your spending! Spend spend spend!

Elvis called. He wants his hand back.

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Amnesty International does a lot of work in trying to get governments all over the world to stop using child soldiers.
http://web.amnesty.org/library/index/ENGACT760042003

41 LOL!
I see a man with a pinky ring;:
IMMEDIATE assumption - he's a flaming homosexual in the 'bad taste because I'm just out' kinda way

OR

- he has a really really really really tiny penis

I mean REALLY tiny ..
Vienna Sausage tiny

pinky ring on man = vienna sausage weewee