Jun 14 2006Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get it on
This is supposedly Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo making out in Cabo, but it's hard to tell considering the only thing you can make out are two hats. So basically two people who own hats made out somewhere. That's pretty rock solid evidence if you ask me. And I'm a world class detective so you should ask me. My powers of deduction make Sherlock Holmes look like an infant who craps his own pants.
One more shot of Nick and Vanessa after the jump. And by Nick and Vanessa I mean blobs of color wearing baseball caps.
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Reader Comments
1. Jacq - June 14, 2006 11:32 AM
Snore.
2. chanel_bear - June 14, 2006 11:35 AM
by posting this story you are encouraging the belief that Nick Lachey has that we actually care what he's doing. because we don't.
3. BigJim - June 14, 2006 11:37 AM
Vanessa Minnillo? Does he mean Allysa Milano?
And who the fuck is Nick Latchkey?
4. pinky_nip - June 14, 2006 11:37 AM
The stories on the superfish today are making my clit slip into a deep coma.
5. pinky_nip - June 14, 2006 11:39 AM
I've gotten it on with a Milano cookie.
6. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 14, 2006 11:43 AM
Halle Berry and Lenny Kravitz are Milanos.
7. Peacharina - June 14, 2006 11:45 AM
Man oh man, Britney needs to drop SP or somethin', quick, cuz this crap is putting me to sleep
8. Jayvee - June 14, 2006 11:48 AM
Nice to see he is wearing the pink cap. Manly.
9. Zanna - June 14, 2006 11:48 AM
I logged in for this? Oye.
10. jane's eyre - June 14, 2006 11:50 AM
I can buy a Milano for 60 cents downstairs in the breakroom. They come in handy when you don't feel like working.
11. Fisher55 - June 14, 2006 11:51 AM
who is this bitch and why is she in a jacuzzi with my boyfriend?
12. Zanna - June 14, 2006 11:54 AM
Lets try to alleviate some boredom. here is a fug pic of Brit:
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/06/pooorbrit.jpg
Vice and Jen get booed:
http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/13/german-photogs-boo-jen-and-vince/
13. shoof - June 14, 2006 11:55 AM
ARGH!! All these effen stars do is sit their asses on the beach, drag suitcases to and from hotels, drive around aimlessly in $500,000 cars, make out in pools and hot tubs!!! Must be nice to not have a real focking job and get rewarded in millions for doing an equivalent of 6 weeks of work a year. BASTAGES!!!
14. PapaHotNuts - June 14, 2006 12:03 PM
If black and white people stopped having interacial sex, there would be no more Minnillo's.
15. jane's eyre - June 14, 2006 12:03 PM
12
Wow, I don't know if it's the lighting, but Britney's hair looks almost green. Been drinking too much chlorine, I guess.
16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 14, 2006 12:03 PM
12 - Zanna, in that picture Brit looks like she's saying "Gimmie sausages! Gimmie gimmie! Heh heh hehehe!"
17. sharkbite - June 14, 2006 12:03 PM
I need photos with more meat to 'em. This is boring. When's the sex tape going to be released or "accidentally leaked"?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
18. Jacq - June 14, 2006 12:04 PM
I wonder if he stuffs her Mannillo envelope.
19. jane's eyre - June 14, 2006 12:04 PM
Or Milli Vanillis
20. sweetcheeks - June 14, 2006 12:05 PM
That picture of Britney was already on my site, people. Because I know if there is ONE thing we collectively care about, it's Britney Spears looking fat and ugly. Not Nick Lachey and Avril Lavigne.
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
21. sweetcheeks - June 14, 2006 12:06 PM
SUPER-fat and ugly.
22. pinky_nip - June 14, 2006 12:11 PM
@12: Brit is in the fast lane for a modeling contract with Lane Bryant.
23. PapaHotNuts - June 14, 2006 12:13 PM
I'm not from Boston, but I think Minnillo Ramirez is the best hitter on the Red Sox, besides David Ortiz.
24. RichPort - June 14, 2006 12:16 PM
Can we really be sure that's not one of the other members of 98 degrees in the tub there with good ol' Nicky?
25. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 14, 2006 12:21 PM
I once bought a pair of Minnillo Blahniks, this one time in band camp.
26. Jaydel - June 14, 2006 12:21 PM
Somewhere Derek Jeter is crying.
27. Spindoc - June 14, 2006 12:31 PM
This girl is sexier than his ex. She's so hot The brokeback mountain boys would hit it.
28. ellaminnowpea - June 14, 2006 12:50 PM
@12 - Looks like someone photoshopped Brit's head onto Jabba the Hutt's body...I bet you could pull out paperclips & half eaten sandwiches out of her body folds....
29. MrWonderPants - June 14, 2006 12:51 PM
Perezhilton.com had these photos 4 days ago.
30. jane's eyre - June 14, 2006 1:05 PM
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"Ho Ho Ho"
31. purplepuppy - June 14, 2006 1:12 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ (that means I'm snoring - in case anybody missed yesterday's explanation)
32. purplepuppy - June 14, 2006 1:12 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ (that means I'm snoring - in case anybody missed yesterday's explanation)
33. matt2585 - June 14, 2006 1:17 PM
I'd like to be Nick Lachey's publicity rep.
"Good morning Nick. This morning we're sending you to a hotel far, far away. You'll make out with someone who may or may not have been on Who's the Boss. We hope to have the pics published by tomorrow morning.
"Now I need to call Mariah and remind her to walk her dog between 8:05 and 8:07. The 'razzi gets mad when she's late."
34. libertarienne - June 14, 2006 1:50 PM
12--Well *that* put me off my breakfast. Brit's looking more and more "country" in every pic.
35. kandyk0119 - June 14, 2006 2:19 PM
Just because your from the country doesn't mean your fat and homely looking!
The most ugly washed out grundgy looking f*ckers I've seen are usually from the Metro areas... down here "in da souf" as you assume we can't talk either, we got some "perty folks" that wear some "fancy duds" too.
36. Italian Stallion - June 14, 2006 2:23 PM
"Attention, is getting harder, Nick should pull her, head under water."
"Nick and Minnillo, they got a relationship."
-Sublime
37. libertarienne - June 14, 2006 2:30 PM
35--I don't doubt that there are plenty of beautiful or well kept people from the country. When I say "country," I mean it in the way that's synonymous with "white trash." Like the kind of "country" that changes their kid on a restaurant table or drives around with their kid on their lap. You know, the kind of bitches that think the whole "backwoods barbie" look is acceptable outside their own living rooms.
38. sometimesboy - June 14, 2006 2:33 PM
she's a salad head...and he's a salad shooter...
39. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 14, 2006 2:43 PM
I personally prefer cuntry to country, but then, I'm a big cunt.
40. Craig & "em" - June 14, 2006 3:07 PM
Remember the good ol days when we would see pictures from post like:
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Get It On.
Yeah...it seems just like yesterday!
Last Monday to be precise.
41. happy_bunny - June 14, 2006 3:40 PM
PerezHilton sucks. Quit spamming. That douche spends half the time talking about his lame-ass boring self anyway.
42. lisad71 - June 14, 2006 4:57 PM
Yawn...I'm going to Starbucks to get a iced Mannillo latte.
43. Convent Girl - June 14, 2006 5:08 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZ....Huh? What? Oh...Nick's moved on.......Somebody alert the press!! *rolling my eyes
44. Iambananas - June 14, 2006 6:11 PM
I hate Cabo! I've been there and everything is so stupid. There is a restaurant called Cabo Wabo, that's how touristy it is. If you want somewhere really breathtaking, try Puerto Villarta... perfect and heavenly.
45. bakismaki - June 14, 2006 6:42 PM
I thought she was Jeter's broad. What happened? How do you go from Jeter to Lachey? I'm a dude, but even I can tell you that's a downgrade.
46. HughJorganthethird - June 14, 2006 7:41 PM
That's easy #45. Jeter's a Yankee and therefore a fag. He's probably dating Gay-rod now.
47. HughJorganthethird - June 14, 2006 7:43 PM
Puerto Villarta heavenly? you need to get out more man..
48. bandito - June 14, 2006 9:07 PM
i think they're stuck in concrete.
49. cibby - June 14, 2006 10:52 PM
whew! When I first read it, I thought it said that Nick Lahey and Alyssa Milano were making out!
50. 86 - June 15, 2006 12:58 PM
12 Oh...my....GOD is that really Brit? Does she own a fucking mirror???????
I feel bad for Nick Lachey. No one gives two shits about him without Jessica, even after that sap-tastic wannabe-James-Blunt-ballad about Jess. He could always go back to being an Abercrombie model I guess.
51. ms0pinion8ed - June 15, 2006 3:36 PM
Nick needs to stop wearing those dingy a** hats before his hair falls out or something.
And Vanessa is just the re-bound chick, cuz like 2 months ago didn't Nick say he didnt want his marriage to end?
52. Darwin's Sister - June 15, 2006 6:55 PM
Who the hell cares?
I wish he was fucking Lance Bass. Now THAT would be entertainment!
53. Jade - June 18, 2006 12:42 AM
HEY THEY ARE CUTE TOGETHER PLUS THEY ARE BOTH HOTT AS HELL AND THEY DESERVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP SO DON'T HATE!
54. maddawg_pimp - June 21, 2006 12:30 PM
Who the hell is Vannesa Minnillo?