June 28, 2006

Michael Jackson is leaving town

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Michael Jackson announced in a statement yesterday that he's fired his business managers and has hired a new firm to take care of his financial affairs as he plans to move to Europe to relaunch his music career. Which is probably what I'd do if I looked like Brian Peppers and was accused of molesting children. Oh wait, Europe? I thought I typed 'suicide'.


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Comments

Wow I thought he was dead.

It's a whole new world of boys to molest. They love him over there. They'll probably have sacrificial boys tied between poles set up in the airport as he arrives, to molest at his leisure.

Holy crap! Who cares about Michael. Click on "Brian Peppers" only if you want nightmares for the rest of your natural life. Thanks a bunch, SF.

I've always said, I'd gladly take a million bucks for a quick poke in the dung bunker by Mr.(?) Jackson.

@Mary45 - it's entirely possible he *is* dead.

Yep "Weekend at Michael's" the kids movie

Maybe he molested his managers too...

Then again, I think he's more into the males under the age of 10.

Europe can have him.

Poor, poor Michael.

#7 poor MICHAEL? poor little boys!!

That cleft in his chin is so deep, I'm tempted to swipe my credit card through it. He needs the money to fund his molestation career, right? Just like giving to the Red Cross. At least this way I'll know where my money is really going.

How does he breathe with those pinched-down nostrils? Perhaps the boys in his bedroom were really there to make sure the straws inserted in his nose to help him breathe wouldn't fall out as he slept. Yeah, that's it.

He LOOKS dead. Or moments away from it. Another reason for Europeans to hate Americans: The chronic child molester is coming (excuse the pun).

Poor, poor Michael is about right too. Isn't be like bankrupt?

*he not be ...

He looks like he has his burqa all twisted up in a knot.

Of course he'd move to Europe. They're enamored with him in the Eastern Bloc.

He can give Jesus Juice to as many boys as he likes....no one will stop him, either....

Man, he's sad. I can't even bring myself to say anything mean.

Also, I appreciate that you posted a link and not a photo of that Peppers guy. I've seen him before and he's freaky as hell--I'll not be looking at him ever again if I can help it.

This is what Lohan will look like in 2 more years, I mean days...........

That's weird, he must have an implant in between his "nose" and his upper lip. I've never seen anyone look like that naturally.

I've been posting for about 6 months; I enjoy the stories and the comments, and I appreciate that this is a private website, and they can ban who they like.

So, at the RISK of being banned:

It is NOT FUCKING COOL to leave a link to UGLY SHIT without a WARNING!!!!!!!!!

Superficial, you assholes!

His chin looks like Eva Longoria's ass

Just figured out what his nose reminds me of--that I Love Lucy episode where she's in Hollywood, is about to meet William Holden, and makes a fake nose, and keeps on reshaping it, then accidentally sets it on fire

I bet Michael's nose is a real fire hazard.

MeganHarris is BrianPeppers.

@22 but uglier..........

GAHHHH! Just clicked on the Brian Peppers link!

He looks like one of those little stress-reliever dolls that you squeeze and the eyes pop out.

Michael Jackson just needs to crawl inside a bottle and stay there for forty years.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I don't even know who Brian Peppers is... so I don't care.

Holy... Fucking... Shit.
SuperFish guy... that Brian Peppers link... uh uh.. not cool.

26: You could have just said "I know you are but what am I" and it would have been much better. Way funnier.

see, now you've scared Michael Jackson away... he's like the Pied Piper...uh, no...

Biatcho. I don't try to be funny on this site, unlike, well, people who call themselves "biatcho"

See, thing is, I don't have to try. It's all natural, unlike your tits.

But I digress, MeganHarris is a much funnier name... sounds a lot like the kind of girl in grade school who sat by herself at lunch and read Little House on the Prairie & Choose Your Own Adventure books all the while dreaming of a land filled with unicorns & rainbows.

Maybe he can collaborate with David "Hooked on a Feelin" Hasslehoff.

wait for it... herbiefrog will be joining us momentraily with more smiles : )

He definitely wear tan slacks with red socks, argyle sweaters & black pennyloafers. And fucks barbie dolls.

30

"i don't try to be funny on this site..."

don't worry...you're not...

Ohio thanks you (SF) for that....like THANKS

36
Are you from Ohio? 'Cuz so is Brian Peppers. Congratulations! Or maybe, condolences.

...like I said...."Thanks"....we have enough issues with a rotten fuck like Governor Tax...oh, I mean Governor Taft who is another asswipe that made it into office milking his family name and dicking over his constituents....much like Bush.
Yet one more reason people are leaving here in droves....

commonality? they're all fuckfaces!

Poor Europe...I say castrate him, or what is it a she?

OMG, I just looked at the Brian Peppers' photo. Is that real, or photoshopped? My brain is not comprehending that someone actually looks like that. And MJ is a freak. Enough said.

In other news, Britney Spears posed nude for Bazaar magazine. Am I the last to know this??

As someone wanted a warning before this kind of thing -- consider yourself warned...

http://people.aol.com/people

...and since we're on a Jackson thread...can I just say that the whole Janet Jackson weight loss story is bullshit? NOBODY loses 60 pounds in that short of time....unless of course they just squirted out a baby and lost baby weight. I think there was way more being hidden under those sweats she was wearing and the Jackson family, on the whole, is FULL of secrets. Hell, there closets are BURSTING with waaaaay more than cheesey military clothes. Am I the only one who thinks she pumped out a hidden Jackson?

@42 - yes...you must be...those pics have been all over the net for hours! It's a time warp here....dontcha know!

biatcho.

...and whats wrong if i was that little girl? sounds like you have issues.

#44 -- damn! I'm always the last to know everything. I need to pack my kids off so I can spend more time finding these things (and drinking, of course).

first the Lohan's pictures, now this... If I were bulimic, I'd thank you, Superficial guy

@43 How long did it take her 3 months? Its totally possible to lose 60 in that amount of time.

WELL looky here... Still trying to figure out if this site is SERIOUS or not... but I definately dig the music they play on it. Anyone knows where I can buy the rekkid, let me know!

http://pepperstruth.ytmnd.com/

If Michael Jackson wanted to actually prove his innocence, he would stay here, never hang out with children again, and donate his oodles of cash to causes that involve helping children without touching them (UNICEF, domestic children's charities, Make A Wish, etc.) I mean instead of moving to Europe where he can molest more children b/c they don't believe he's guilty over there to restart his "music career". Whatever. He hasn't released a hit since Billy Jean. He needs to get bent and get professional help, instead of covering his tracks like a coward in denial.

Blah blah fucking blah.

Someone needs to kill Michael Jackson. Preferably with the same shot that takes out Tom Cruise.

TCandMJLTC.

Okay, first, how the fuck is that peppers dude a sex offender? I mean, how did he get close enough to ANYONE to sexually offend them. Most people would naturally just haul ass in the opposite direction if that came toward them.
Second, I always feel like I just looked at something I shouldn't have looked at when I look at Michael Jackson so that's what makes me wish him dead.
Third, is Sarah in England going to start bashing us becasue we have grusome sex offenders in the U.S.? "That's the problem with you Americans....your sex offenders are heinous abominations. They need to be more properly groomed and have less facial deformities...."

45 - only issues with the losers of the world. Everyone else is OK though. You're a part of the loser crew by the way, in case you weren't aware.

I can't believe it, nobody did the elementary FIRST!, SECOND! crap on this one.

Okay, usually I just sit back and laugh but my dumb-ass clicked the Brian Peppers link and I have to say I don't think I'll sleep for a week or two. That can't be real...is it real? Is it a person or a fish??? I'm confused, and scared....I think I'll hire Buttney Spears' Manny to protect me.

Yes, that Brian Peppers does exist.

I live in the same town as he, Toledo, OH. I know someone who went to school with him.

The story is he sexually abused his cousin with a spatula.

I am not fucking around this time. I'm dead serious.... Even my warped mind could not come up with this. He is on the Lucas County Website for Sex Offenders.

The truth about Brian Peppers:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

what do you call a kiddie pool in michael jackson's backyard?

temptation island (zing!)

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

with a spatula? I don't even wanna go there. But I am thinking about the scene from "Stripes" where Bill Murray has the chick MP on the stove in the general's house and is giving her the "Spatula treatment".
with regards to the peppers dude, now that I know he's a sick fuck, it's okay to make fun of someone fucked up looking.

Brian Peppers eyes were normal until Michael Jackson molested him....apparently Jacko's dick is bigger than you'd think.

What does acne & Michael Jackson have in common?

They both cum on teenage boys' faces.

good luck with the english boys

Brian Peppers, indeed!

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