Jun 2 2006Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz split

was bound to happen

Since when has Penelope Cruz had a career? I think William Holden gets more work than her.

And how did Krisdylee not get "first"??? Fingers must be too occupied elsewhere to get to the keyboard in time.

Does Penelope Cruz remind anyone else of a chihuahua, or is it just me?

She misses Tom Cruise. It's easier to remember a last name when it's the same as hers. Too many letters in McConaughey. Damn though....she's cute....

I've always thought he could do better.

He is the most beautiful man in the entire world. Did you see him on Oprah yesterday? Wow. Now that's a man.

Who's William Holden?

he has an oddly shaped head. lumpy, maybe mishapen, something odd with the placement of the ears.

Fa Cube--Check your email, hon. I have a question for you.

William Holden's dead apparently. So #2 is saying she gets less work than a 25-year old corpse.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000034/

Thanks Hurley :)

YAY!:)

Although I'm going to regret asking this....

#7: Some time ago, I vaguely recall you arguing pretty strenuously that you aren't female. However, today you state:

"He is the most beautiful man in the entire world. Did you see him on Oprah yesterday? Wow. Now that's a man."

Quo vadis?

Good News! That should free up some time for him to get started on that highly anticipated sequel of "Two for the Money"

If you know you'll regret something, why'd you do it? You know better than that.

...Loooove William Holden and that fine-azz Matt.

...Hate Penelope. She needs to work on her English.

Mmmmmm Matthew McConaughey...*Homer voice*

Ari: Bored enough to do it in this case....

Hey, Feed_Me! Umm.. did you get a message from me?

Fa-- let them eat cake? ;)

I don't really know much about Penelope, except that she's teensy and seems to have an unfortunate habit of doing something to her hair that makes it bigger than the entire rest of her body... but any woman that lets a man like that out of her grasp is clearly not thinking straight.

Of course, she did date Tom Cruise for a while, so... I don't know what I was expecting.

Ari: Yup! *licks off strategically placed frosting* Nummers!

@17. She could speak Swahili, with a thick Russian accent, and I wouldn't mind, ...

http://www.heavenlycelebrities.com/penelope_main.html

15: That will have to wait for "Wedding Planner 2: Why Won't My Agent Call Me?" although that's still really more of a J-Ho vehicle.

22-- My lovely man. I do so love raunchy lawyers.

@14-

Allow me to answer that. He is GAY. GAY, GAY, GAY!!! But he's probably in denial of that fact, which would explain the constant hostility, stupidity, and possibly the annoying, retarded posts. I don't know HOW it all ties together, but I suspect it does. Point being, HWMNBN and his alter-ego are gay, and they are retards. And I hope they get their ass beat by the whole damn gay pride parade for denying their true sexuality.

Pure as the driven slush, I am!

WHO cares if he's gay.... Italian, Papa, BigJim, Tranny, they looove the girl-on-girl... why can't I love the guy-on-guy...

it's hot, I tell you.

Hot.

Wait,

Jake and Matthew.

oh, fuck me, dear jaysus....

why do stars have to issue press releases when they split? Do they issue press releases when they fart or queef? My god am I sick of hollywood stars.

btw, i am 29th...woo hoo!!!

see, I loooove clit-on-slit action, so why not a couple-o'-cocks, wrangling around for first place???

Hot.

26: When I used to work in D.C., a group of lesbians held a protest rally (for God knows what) on Capital Hill. One group was actually pretty funny - they all came in combat boots, fatigue pants, and blue t-shirts that said "TWAT Team" in yellow on the back.

I just farted, blueballs.... cool, huh.

Fa--if you're pure anything, it's evil. And I'm a virgin.

kris-- I prefer the guy-on-girl-on-guy myself...

It's a fun fantasy to play with, at any rate.

32: Quick! Give him the ol' "Dutch Oven"!

Ari: Don't let the horns, tail, and cloven feet fool you. They're mostly cosmetic, anyway. Mostly.

#28.

"WHO cares if he's gay.... Italian, Papa, BigJim, Tranny, they looove the girl-on-girl... why can't I love the guy-on-guy..."

You're confused. Those blokes love the guy-on-guy thing as much as you do. More. Much more. A lot.

#26. Him too.

Penelope left Matthew because she is getting busy with Selma Hayek...plus she hates bongos and liked playing with Selma's Bongos PLUS after going out with Tom Cruise she has never been right....sad really

http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com/2006/02/brokeback-cowgirls.html

That's right...ah-huh...

32-- well, I know I feel better having been told.

35-- soooooo... did you get to the dry cleaners? Evil tease.

33: Fan of the Wavey-H, huh?

38: Yup. Got the tie undone and the collar open now. Woo-hoo! Weekend outfit.

I'm just extraordinarily demanding...

i think it was their accents that drew them together, but afterwhile it also drove them apart...eventually matthew hired a translator and learned that penelope was had been leaving messages on his voicemail for months, informing him of various sexual escapades that would be keeping her from seeing him that evening. and penelope was informed by a friend that matthew's frequent "joking" about going off for the weekend to do some "brokebackin'" was a red flag.

Oh God he is so hot...

I would crawl a mile over broken glass to throw pebbles at his shit...

And #30, Krisdy, oh heavens, my leotards are wet yet again - I think I'm in love...

these two shouldnt even be featured!

I heard he's got a big schlong - but then I think that about all celebs - does this mean he's available??

I've always considered him to be pretty hot, particularly when he's shirtless. But in that mug shot his hairline is definitely receding. Next comes the beer belly. Won't be long now...

penelope is the eldest child of a hairdresser and auto mechanic...

her mother must be the mechanic because that mop on her head looks like it was thrown together with two lug wrentches and a can of 10w 30...

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in 4 years he'll look like kelsey grammer...

i comment #43 ewwww gross and sick yuck

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because guys stick penises in other guys...

48, You take that back!

51

o.k. ...maybe 6 yrs.

Hey, the mug shot don't lie.

Matt. Chill.
The last time my right hand "decided to take time off as a couple" everything turned out 'OK'.
('Lefty', a slow starter, but capable in the clutch, could just pull through...)
Penny - Call me. And bring your Mexy pal Salma ! xox

And,
As they say in the industry -
Dos cerveza
Kiss's - Have a good weekend people
(Canadians apologize and thank people for anything ) (Strange but true)

And good luck to 'the piratebay.org'

For some reason I think those Swedes are OK - and we should all deal with it.

(3 comments in a row ? Maybe get out more Binkster...)

Why do they split ??? he is a scientitologist? does everyone think that it is gay? it does not have a subject for conversation which speaks about other things only him? it is already married in Kate? is the history repeated?

quickly... say to me what it occurs

Sorry - I don't want to appear too cozy here.
I was in bed, remembered my good ol' tag line from times past, and ....well...

BTWUII

(By the way, you invaded Iraq)

how do you people not find penelope cruz gorgeous? and her not successful? yeah, matt is a hottie....however, bandidas notwithstanding, has anyone read up about her new almodovar flick at cannes, volver?

it's getting massive critical acclaim in france (hold the french jokes please)....and can't you remember blow? that alone is enough for this woman to deserve your respect!

for shame!

I dislike Penelope Cruz, it's not a specific dislike it's just a general I don't like her fucking face type o' thing.

I've just seen Volver, it's magnificient! Penelope Cruz is gorgeous and very talented (in Volver, but also in Blow or Abre los ojos), I don't understand why you are so mean to her. You can dislike her looks (you should see her in Volver, she's just perfect), but you can't deny she's talented. Much more than Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie !!!

Not Jen Aniston i love Jen (i swear i was one of those near going to rehab for friends addiction) Anyway im glad they split now he can either hook up with me or Britney (cus the Kids would be cute) Or maybe now Kirsten Dunst is single he can feed her intelligence, charisma and some talent!

After a break-up like this, my advice to Matt would be to hop in his white Super Sport, go for a drive and maybe throw a kegger at the "Moon Tower" tonight. You just got to keep L-I-V-I-N'.

I was also a friends addict, but, Jen doesn't seem to manage to do anything else than being Rachel... And nobody has given her a big part. She's gorgeous, classy, but she hasn't convinced me in other parts.

+++ Kirsten Dunst case's seems to be desperate ;-)

@61 I don't discredit her work in Spanish films at all. And I can see how many people find her attractive, she just rubs ME the wrong way. You know how there's always that guy at a bar/pub or whatever that you just want to punch in the face after you've had a couple of brews?

To me, she's THAT guy.

yeah yeah, say whatever you want, but i did not see anyone else, including Matthew, getting anything at Cannes, and Cannes is an award for good movies, not for commercial movies. HAH!

Sometimes Penelope looks great and other times she looks like a duck. Her nose reminds me of Squidward from SpongeBob, or, for a more arcane reference, the Goone from Popeye.

Definetely a two-face.

Cannes is for art-house, eurotrash, fucktard crap.

@65 I understand your feelings and point of view. I have the same feeling when I see Paris Hilton and Nicolas Cage for instance ;-) What a weird thing, isn't it ?

:-*

And it's in France. oui-oui, pee-pee, mi-mi,
I surrender.

Why the hell is there a picture of Penelope with Kelsey Grammar's brother?

If you're going to put up a picture of Penelope, make it a good one. Darn, I just threw out my 1999 magazine issue with her on the cover.

She has that whole european vibe thing going. Ah, the joy of enjoying real feminine charm. So utterly missing in this great land these days.

Lame ass banana had to leave for an emergency meeting of the local Lamda Lamda Lamda chapter. I told you he was a lame fruit.

#30 bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!! i thought she was pretty fine in blow with depp, but now she just looks like seabiscut.

nuppp i have to say that penelope is hawwwwttt!!! she's gorgeous with her accent n her passionate performances in spanish films! love her!

don't know about him though...hmmmmm

This off-topic but interesting nontheless:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/03/world/asia/03china.html?ex=1149998400&en=e32a17a9167dcf24&ei=5009&partner=MSN_TECH

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Just another reason I'm glad I don't live in China.

And since we're off the subject, take a look at this article-very very disturbing, and even more disturbing that this isn't getting any national attention.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50382

Enough about the anti-China crap. I live in Shanghai and it rocks. You only hear the negative crap about Asia because that's what sells newspapers. Sure, there are some downsides but frickin open your minds and get a passport.

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because our fucked-up media would rather focus on whether or not our troops killed innocent iraqies, despite being car bombed and not knowing who's who when it comes to the shit-fucks doing the bombing...

75

you're right...

i'm sure the "human sissection room" is just a little inconvenience for those kids...

why don't you be a pal and change places with one of them???

and it was north korea they're talking about there hop-sing...

...and when you're done, i'll give you $20 to walk on my back then give me "happy ending", o.k. suzi...

got to prant gaden now...rive off land...bye-bye...

and...

tom cruise rove the cock!!!

Sweetlips--Have you ever had a Shanghai Suprise?

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*dissection*

Disclaimer : not even remotely on topic.

Ronaldinho is an amazing freak of nature. A note to baseball fans, this is what a real sport looks like, ...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2831023863036765446&q=ronaldinho

#74

"North Korea's grisly arms tests on babies"

*shakin' head* tell me it ain't sooooooo!!! God Help Us.....what have we done?? Einstein must be flipping around in his grave.....some people are so damn f****d

You know who had an open mind about the Chineese? Genghis Khan.

Sadly, no passport.

that bitch is a dirty spic (no offence)

what's offensive about that?

the holocaust is a myth (no offense)

Nice to see people are still obsessing over every word I read. Even after all these days of purely not typing a response to any of the children who attacked my person (and know nothing about me).

Who can I win if Children won't let something so? This is a sure sign of immaturity to keep up the insults and not let me just post.

This site used to be cool with a bunch of funny people posting, but either they haven't been taking their personality pills or they have been replaced.

Now it's just a bunch of people throwing insults at other posters. And it is quite ridiculous that they have the time to do that to a stranger online.

You read everything I type with a fine toothed comb, you memorize all my previous posts, you recall my screen name without being spoken to, you are truly obsessed. I have come to believe that Sonja is the leader of this group of obsessives. I haven't spoken directly to you don't_need_no_chocolate for days and yet she still hols some grudge of something unknown.

My message: Get over it, just leave me alone and enjoy my posts, and I will enjoy yours.

@74

So THAT'S what happened to Sherry-co and Megan_Harris. Now if we can just get the Chinese focused on a certain yellow-fruit poster.

Hey 77, Turn off Jerry Springer for 5 minutes and pay attention. The first article WAS about China.

Jackass.

And 80, you usually only get those "surprises" in Thailand.

Here's a tip: always look for the Adam's apple....

That's horrible about North Korea! What does that have to do with this, though? It's very sad.

sweetlips--are you Chineese or do you just live there?

And I don't think Matthew Mcconaughey was caught naked with another man... just naked bongos by himself. And so what if he was high. If everyone looked THAT good, they'd do everything naked too... high or not.

I do believe that #87 is the biggest idiot on this site... and that makes him a REALLY big idiot.

90

hey suzi, jerry's not on, it's saturday...

i prefer maury anyway...

76

Amen, ptprez. I think our media is the terrorists' best ally. Our media loves to give our troops bad press, without bothering to check out the other side of the story; they'd rather take it as gospel truth from Al-Jazeera. We train our military to be effective killing machines, and then don't let them fight like they're supposed to. We tell them that they're supposed to "play nice", because, you know that's how THEY play. Oh no, they don't use women and children as walking bombs and scouts. Here's an article that nais it on the head, though I'm sure it'll piss some people off. Too bad.

http://euphoria.jarkolicious.com/journal/2006/05/31/2427/

how do chinese name their children?

...they throw them down the steps and listen to the noise they make...

Oh, and Iambananas, please tell me where I was still posting to you, because that seems to have slipped my mind. I think the only time I'd mention you would be for making a point, as in, "you're in danger of becoming another Iambananas/whipper", or something like that. You and your multiple personalites bore me, because trying to banter with you is like talking to the little kid who goes, "I know you are, but what am I?" Remember that kid? And if you scroll up, you'll see that other people were posting to you, not me. Maybe you just have my name permanently seared into your corneas. I guess I have that effect on some people. Hm.

Oh, and PeteMcLochness, some people don't get the nuances of sarcasm in posts, so you have to say *sarcasm* after it, so they get it. Sad, yes, but true.

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Tee hee, Iambananas, do you cut and paste your own posts on a regular basis? I just went to the fire crotch thread, and that same post is there. Methinks that smacks of a desperate cry for attention.

Cheeks--the holocaust is a myth(no offense)
*sarcasm*

sorry feed_me...

i did'nt see your post B-4 i did my chink joke...anyway...

you're right. it's so bad that last year some fuck-wad from ABC quit and started working FOR al-jazeera. and it's all because thier hatered of bush...that fucker could cure aids and they'd bitch that he did'nt do it fast enough!!!

for them, if micheal moore did a movie about it, it must be true...

Believe me...on this site... I don't need to cry for attention...

#99 and 101.. there you go again posting on me, reading everything I say and obsessing over me!
C.O.O.B. (Club of Obsessors Over Bananas)

Pete--
Seriously? I didn't hear about that. Well, it's really no surprise, and not that big of a step to go from ABC to Al-Jazeera.

Yup, it's so much easier to blame bush for everything. You don't have a job? Blame Bush. Somebody broke into your car? Blame Bush. You ate too many Cheetos and you're shitting orange and farting orange powder? Blame Bush.

LOL # 103

President Bush did make a few mistakes... and I don't necessarily agree with everything he does, and he might not be the best president ever... but I think it's funny how everyone blames him for everything that goes wrong.

#106... And Sonja delivers some Ghetto trash as usual! (DARE you not to reply)

Well gee, lamebananas, if I see something with my name in it, I tend to read it. If I hadn't seen my name there, believe me, I would have passed it right by. I love how you never respond to the points I make too. Guess you're not too smart on the uptake. Buh-bye.

I like matthew. Byze everyone!

Feed Me--sorry, I called you cheeks.

Freudian slip.

I think the IQ of this thread just jumped exponentially.

Ha! I think you were going for SWEETlips.

That's okay. This isn't the droid you're looking for.

Yeah, that's iambananas.. NOT smart, lol. Not smart enough to tell you something that Iambananas has told you a million times before when you posted the same insult/post towards Iambananas.

Probably doesnt reply because you can just look a previous posts when you posted the same thing over and over to him. Insulting and attacking him.

And I'll have you know... NONE of the Lindsey Lohan posts have youdon'tneed_no_chocolate's name typed on it... not before the insult... I read them all, I know.

You are just obsessed with Iambananas being wealthier than you and that Iambananas isn't trash mouth ghetto trash with a kid living in a shack in San Bernardino.

So you be predictable and throw your insults like most uneducated people do. That's all your kind knows how to do in a situation faced when one person has an upper hand of maturity.

And I love how you never respond to the points I make. Guess I should use smaller words and more colloquialisms so you understand better.

I ask you for the last time... stop obsessing over me and Iambananas... stop insulting when there is SOO much to insult about you and.. please... get a hobby. Preferably books.

It is more than unfortunate what is going on with the killing of innocent civilians in Iraq. However, there are two sides to every story and I haven't heard from the Marines who were implicated. Being a service member myself, I would certainly want a chance to explain my actions before I was crucified.

You know, like Zacarias Moussaoui.

It is a shame when American media will defend the rights of three inmates in Abu Grabe prison who were convicted of gang raping a 15 year old girl, yet we won't give our own Marines the benefit of the doubt.

Those poor mistreated rapists. *sniffs*

And it's an "I"... not an "L" at the beginning of the name Iambananas.

Jut answer me this finally... can you tell the difference between an I and a L?

I thought that you were leaving, lamebananas. Oh, okay, TECHNICALLY you left, to switch into your alter-ego. I get it.

So you never answered my question about you pretending to be younger than me, then posting some picture of some old hairy dude (your "daddy"? and by daddy I don't mean biologically) that was supposed to be you. You kinda disappeared after that.

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Yes, I can, but it's so much more appropo to call you LAMEbananas.

Okay, back to the childish comments, I see... nothing new coming from you. Just believe me... I am younger than you... and better.

It's not your fault... were just completely different breeds of human :-) Don't blame yourself for being ghetto like that... sometimes situations are out of your control.

I wasn't going to say this... BUT...

...sometimes birth control is forgotten and you're stuck with a responsibility... you can't help it! Oh, wait, that last one, you can.

gotta go...got a garden to plant, and i don't want to turn this into the fox news roundtable...

glad to see some like-minded, sarcstic, horney people here...i alays got your back feed_me!!!

out

Did you get that part about how bantering with you is like the little kid who goes, "I know you are, but what am I?" And can you PLEASE just admit that you and LAMEbananas are the same? And as I said to you a minute ago,

BUH-BYE.

And is so appropriate to call you youdontneed_no_chocolate... it's not slimming, hon.

When did I say "I know you are, but what am I?"? I'd LOVE to know... or is it another thing you've made up. You just can't take that I point out fact about your life and you have nothing on me except Lamebananas.

And P.S. we are not the same. Not to say that we don't know each other... we are just not the same.

And now that I've insulted you to the brink of glee... BUH BYE.

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Word

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Bye, ptprez, always enjoy your posts.

Pete, gotta go buy the rugrat a fish for his room. See ya!

And if you find it so unpleasant to reply to me... simply DONT... it's a free country.. and replying to me is optional.

But the child inside you just can't let it go. Just like when I and Iambananas let it go and you kept it up.

Okay, you guys... last one I promise (and I hope she sees this one)...

127. Posted by Feed Me Chocolate on June 3, 2006 02:00 PM

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Word

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Bye, ptprez, always enjoy your posts.

Pete, gotta go buy the mistake a fish for his room. See ya!

Wait a second... feed_me_chocolate and Feed Me Chocolate is not the same. Dare I hope that I finally got you banned and you have to make a new one up? It worked! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Bye all... I don't have to advertise where I'm going becaus eI'm not all happy to get out of the house, I do it all the time, unlike some.

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and one last thing...

go fuck yourself with magic johnson's hiv infested cock...

luv ya...

I like Matt he's a fun albeit very hot guy (sigh, he was so dreamy in Dazed and Confused)...maybe Penelope is too cute for him or something...or doesn't like to rock the ganj as much as she said she did when she first started dating him...

Feed_Me_Chocolate:

#97
"I think our media is the terrorists' best ally."

#106
"Yup, it's so much easier to blame bush for everything. You don't have a job? Blame Bush. Somebody broke into your car? Blame Bush. You ate too many Cheetos and you're shitting orange and farting orange powder? Blame Bush."

So what's it like to be so self-righteous?

they probably broke up because she stopped puting a certain male-member into a certain pie-hole...

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so what you're saying is if everyone does'nt buy into the liberal media spin, and has a mind of there own, they're self-righteous???

God knows there's certainly enough blame to go around.

ptprez, for #132... you've been added to my list of SF heroes. Thank you.

People viscerally dislike Penelope Cruz because she's obviously very vain.

Asked for her ugliest feature, her reply was something like: "My feet, because they're calloused from the many years I spent as a **serious ballerina**."

..Then she shows off her perfectly pedicured, pretty feet (encased in very sexy, tiny strapped sandals, just made for showing off sexy feet) with a look of pure adoration in her eyes for her own beautiful feet.

Because, of course, those are her "ugliest" feature.

When she looks at her face, it's surrounded with a golden glow and a thousand angels are singing "Hallelujah" in her head.

That's why she's a perfect beard. She doesn't need anyone else's love. She probably only has sex with herself.

137

my pleasure!!!

#136

Having an opinion is not being self-righteous. Not in the slightest.

Pronouncing the media as an ally re: terrorists? Yeah, a little self-righteous.

138 = nail on the head

#138:

Harsh yet accurate.

#71 Seabisquit? Okay, I'll be glad to ride that filly if she needs a little post-Matt workout...

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in this day of satilite tv, where the enemy can say "see, all their people think war is wrong" because every news story about the war is negative, makes the bad guys stronger and the good guys weaker...

VISIT CELEB-PALACE.TRIPOD.COM PPL!! IO KNOW YOU'LL LOVE IT!!!!

P.S HU REELY CARES ABOWT THIS BORING COUPLE ANYWAY!!

Oh, and of course her feet were only "ugly" because she sacrificed their original, even greater beauty, for the pursuit of her "art".

I have ugly feet and I draw as little attention as possible. I don't even walk around barefoot in front of my husband. Socks and full shoe enclosure at all times.

i'm more disturbed by the add on top the page...

kathy griffin looks more manly than those other bitches...

She'll never lose the accent because she thinks it's sexy and she doesn't have the talent.

#144

Yeah, the world is smaller thanks to advancements in technology. It also means you, the viewer, can access more independent news than ever befor e.g. video blogs from soliders,"citizen journalists" and just about anyone else with a digital camera.

But this notion that the media and terrorists have some unholy alliance?

Explain that one to CBS.

Back to the Superficial...

#147

Ouch. You're right.

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it's all a "hate bush" thing, and it gives comfort to the enemy...

as far as cbs...it's sad what happened to that reporter and her crew,but they were embedded with the troops...now she knows what they have to deal with daily...BUT...dan rather still believes in the forged national guard documents, and where's he now...

150

yea...

"we'll be back next time with another edition of crossfire..."

Er, Dan Rather is making millions from book signing tours and speeches but I digress.

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i hear ya..

Personally, I don't intend to give "comfort to the enemy". Still, as Benjamin Franklin once said, "Those who would trade liberty for security, deserve neither." And, as Americans, it is our duty to exercise and preserve our right to free speech, ...

I will not sacrifice my right to say, "George Bush is a coke snorting drunkard who couldn't spell 'evangelist', let alone define it", or to proclaim, "George Bush chupalo la penga de Dick Cheney, y lo te gusto mucho", or to opine "George Bush has monkey sex with Bill Frist without lube", because of course we all know these statements to be true.

I would agree that to say, "George Bush started a war to secure oil for his corporate supporters, at a total cost to U.S. taxpayers of over $400 B and more than 3000 American lives" may be inflamatory, however true.

So, nobody say it. OK?

So glad you went ahead with the monkey sex statement as I only had two sources and didn't want to engage in libel. Now slander? That's a different story altogether.

yea, well bill had to fuck hillary at least once...makes bill frist look hot...

156-- OK, I won't say it.. whatever. I'm too distracted by your handle...

And the feeling that another one of our regular posters got himself a pseudonym.

To be perfectly honest, in the days following 9-11, I would have liked nothing better than to watch Iraq and/or Afghanistan reduced to so much nuclear waste. However, I was pregnant and in fierce mama-bear, nobody-fuck-with-anything-anywhere-near-my-kids mode.

No matter how you look at it, our troops are getting royally screwed. And not in the good way.

Agreed, I may have pushed the envelope with the "monkey sex" statement.

However, I did decide not to use the "George Bush starred in Juarez donkey shows in his youth" statement, as I don't think donkeys can offer sworn testimony in court.

"Fair and Balanced."

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don't waste you fingers girl...you can't have an intelligent discussion with views like that...

by the way...where are all the oil barons in great britain...it's tony blair's fault, dispite being from their liberal party...

#158. We both dislike Hillary. Common ground!

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peace...

I blame Bush for all of my problems because he is my only problem.

I've got a job and gas in my car, thanks...and did under Clinton too. It's called a college education...you know, that thing alot of people that don't like Bush (2/3 of the country) have? Those same people who realized in 1990 that you couldn't rely on the corporate, mainstream media for information - and there were lots of other choices on the internet? And can actually think for themselves?

Now, please, stay on-topic. If I wanted to get depressed by a bunch of ignorant, right-wing sheep I'd turn on Bill O'Reilly. I come here to get away from that shit.

#161.. with views like what? Mine?

I'm working very hard to not voice a strong opinion one way or the other, aside from my gut reaction to 9-11.

I really think, however, if someone's voted into office, the least they can do is learn how to pronounce NUCLEAR.

Christ, that bugs me...

No, sorry to bust your bubble, Whipper, I didn't get banned. I can't imagine why I'd get banned in the first place. I'm just tired of having to underscore between my name.

And P.S.,

I know you're permanently emotionally scarred from your mom always telling you you were a "mistake", and so you've grown up with the idea that no parent plans when they want to have kids. So *pop*, sorry to bust your bubble, but YOU'RE the mistake around here, YOUR mom should've thought twice about being the town bicycle--you know, everyone's had a ride.

Hi Ari!

Oooops, I meant to add GWBLTC

Hi, Feed Me!

I just hope Bush doesn't send anymore hurricanes this season. I'm kind of looking forward to visiting the "Chocolate New Orleans."

Sounds tasty.

#165. Voice an opinion, polarizing or compliant. No one has to agree with it, but it's your right to say it.

You're right about the "nuclear" thing. If Duhbya would just learn to speak properly I could forgive a bit of his idiocy.

170--He does it on purpose. It's political strategery.

169

HA HA HA HA

171

Or as Bugs Bunny would say, "strateegee"

165

NOOOOOOO!!!!

i was talking about 156 and now 164, who should drink more of the howard dean kool-aid...

ari is the shit:)...

Feed Me--We should go there together. I was a boyscout and could fashion a raft out of dead rotting corpses. It would be like Venice, except for the mephitic stench of death and sewage. And just think... all the Chocolate we could eat.

#171. "political strategery", ...

It worked! My respect for a Harvard MBA has been irrevocably damaged, and Bush has most of the world believing that he's pushing a mid-70's IQ, is a meat puppet of Senior Dick, and has a lap dog named Tony.

Damn, my naivete! The brilliance of it all!

Okay, here's on topic: Matthew can utilize my house ANYTIME he wants to get naked and play bongos. I'll be selling tickets, and DVD's will be on sale following the performance.

#174. Dean scares me.

#177. Unless you are really a dude, I don't think it would be much of a show. Maybe if you got him really stoned, ...

OK, not such a stretch. I'll take a copy!

176

Actually, I think he's currently Vicente Fox's boy toy. Only he calls him Jorge Bullshito.

179

Matthew is NOT gay, if that's what you're implying!!! And if it is true, then damn those faggots, they get ALL the hot guys!

#174:

Kool-Aid and Dean both leave a bad taste in my mouth.

#177:

I'm in. This pay-per-view?

175

Can you say, "Expedia...dot coooooooommmmm!"

170

i hate to admit it, but i do get worried about that blank stare between words...

but still better than john (why the long face?) kerry and the katsup queen...

#180. I love Vincente Fox ( another Harvard dude ). He's a complete tool, but he can be entertaining, ...

180

*jorge* LOL

ptprez: Please stay on-topic. GWB comments belong on the "Anna Nicole Smith is almost as dumb as GWB" thread. Thanks.

rain delay over...gotta go...

feed_me tell ari i love you both...

please send any photos of compromising positions of u-2 together to:ptprez@hotmail.com...

gonna grab that hoe and plant...

Oh, I get it, ptprez is part-time president! Bush, is that you? You prick. I wish I got 5 months vacation every year...Get the hell back to work!

#184. Kerry would be better than Bush, it would be hard to suck more, but not good enough. We are typically asked to select between two equally offensive candidates, sponsored by competing corporate interests. Too much money to avoid corruption, ...

#181. I hate to break it to you, but, ...

http://www.eonline.com/News/Court/1099.mcconaughey.html

#182. "Kool-Aid and Dean both leave a bad taste in my mouth."

Wide open, but no one shoots?

188. "gonna grab that hoe and plant..."

When I said get back to work, I did not mean "clear more brush on the ranch."

Oh, I get it, "clear brush on the ranch" a.k.a "grab that hoe and plant" mean "fuck that bitch"

#191.

Maybe the caffeine hasn't kicked in but yeah, I was both pleased and bemused that no one took the shot. Bless you, one and all.

"Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the funk will make me freak.
If I should die before I waked,
Allow me Lord to rock out naked."

Dr. Seuss has nothing on you.

part-time president - Here are some more farm euphemisms for you: milk the cow; weed the garden; water the lawn; prime the pump; pluck the chicken; hose down the barn...

God, I gotta get out of the house and lay off the coffee...

So, I call your kid a mistake.. (which she/he obviously is.. you have no money, live in the ghetto, are somewhat young, and never finished an education)...

and you call me a mistake... hmmm, wonder where you got that idea!

Talk about "I know you are but what am I?". You are a real hypocrite-idiot!

I change my wording for you kid, sonja... from accident to mistake to disaster. (if he looks anything like you)

190

Sorry, I'm still not going to accept it until I read the words, "he was caught with so-and-so's penis in his mouth". Other than that, he's still fantasy-worthy.

#195. I can't take credit. Only Anthony Kiedis could make "waked" rhyme with "naked", sort of.

The song is like audio heroin. Click the link.

Even if he dosen't look like you, I feel sorry for the brat with a trash mother such as you who spends all day on the computer and not taking care of him.

I think you're a pretty bad mother. Let me guess... no white wedding? Am I right?

P.S. If you weren't so stupid, you'd know that you don't have to type the underscored for a screen name... you have a screen name and a display name. They can be different. Stupid people... can't figure anything out.

Like my screen name is: whipper

My Display name is: whipper_willow

My password is: tinydancer

Get it now? Then those pesky underscores that are "sooo hard" won't bother you anymore. But yo didn't know that.

194

Is there something bad in that download for your link? You're not a sexy Trojan horse, are you?

Except sleep doesnt rhyme with freak... well, it's kind of a slant rhyme.

#67.

"Cannes is for art-house, eurotrash, fucktard crap."

Which explains why the Da Vinci Code and X Men 3 had their world premiere at the world's largest film festival.

They might be "fucktards" but Hollywood loves to spend time on the French Riviera. Or is it for the yachts, cheap coke and human trafficking of Eastern European girls? Again, I digress.

Whipper... allc em onightt aterl. I eedn ot alkt ot ouy bouta ristyK. Hes si indk fo eirdw atelyl. ustJ allc em. I hinkt erh nda radleyb rea ustj riendsf.

ttly. (like we decoded it in Chem last year...lol)

Didn't say it was a good code, lol.

#200 Whipper_willow--No better perch from which to judge someone's maternal prowess than a celebrity gossip thread.*SARCASM*

please stop attacking Feed Me. You are fucking up the feng shui of the thread.

I wish Howard Dean would leave a bad taste in YOUR mouth.

#202. Trojan? Trust me *smiles*.

Or, go to www.bestbuy.com, and enter the screen name in the search window, then select BSSM album, and song, ...

Okay, everyone... I watched "This Is Spinal Tap" yesterday and it was sooo funny... it reminded me of Guns N Roses... except no Axl.

Remember the "11" part?

It's very pretty.

Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.

It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.

It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.

It's very nice.

You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...

What do you call this?

Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Pete, you are a fast learner, grasshoppa.

Oh, okay, so it's a song. in that case, I know Sir Psycho Sexy..I had that album a long time ago, but it and all my CD's got stolen. Boo.

PeteMcLochness...

You need you mind your own busnuess. You dont need no chocolate has been mean to me from day one when Iambananas said that he didn't think that Tom Cruise was that bad. You aren't allowed to like anyone on this site. And I don't like you. So butt out.

Just so you knwo who yu're siding with. Feed Me Chocolate:

1.) Is poor
2.) Likes in the ghetto
3.) Had a child at an early age
4.) Was tied down into marriage early
5.) Has no education at all. Not even high school.

All your CD's got stolen because you live in the ghetto. I'm sure you'll just steal some more.

Look who's telling who to mind their own business.

Lock and load.

WHIPPERTARD, YOU ARE THE REASON MY FREAKIN' BALLSACK IS SHRIVELED!!! YOU SUCK ALL THE MASCULINITY OUT OF THE FREAKIN' ROOM, LAMETARD!!!

Whipper--I have these books I read to my kid. They are entertaining stories, and they are based on phonetic reading. They might help you with your spelling.

Have you ever read "Flowers for Algernon"?
It's about a retarded man named Charlie Gordon. Alot of it is written in the first person. Your spelling and grammar are alot like his.

Matthew McConaugay

The vision has been realized, people!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/100_0951.jpg

Aww, Mister, can I cup your ballsack for you?

Feed Me Chocolate...

Who's telling WHOM.

Go back to high school.

And how do I not mind my own business? Please tell me, you leach on soceity.

Just because a guy plays bongos while naked in front of another guy doesn't mean... that's he's straight.

Damn.

Need Some Knowledge has a lot of spare time.

At least SOMETIMES Feed Me has something to say that doesnt involve classless swearing... I'm not dealing with the other idiots.

It's LEECH, moron.

BALLSACK!!!
(like NORM!!! on Cheers)

Er, that's society. A leach on society. "I before E"

can everyone shut up for five seconds and no be a holes?

222

STOP KILLING IT FOR ME!

226

So who has to dust the erasers?

Ohhh, you caught me in a spelling error... you got me! I mean, A spelling error can't even compare to being an unfit mother of an unwanted child! Oops, was that out loud?

And once again, you ignore my points and say nothing about them... you too stupid to think of something to say? Thought so.

Leech vs leach

Well, it could be either

Leech is a parasite and leach also means:
To empty; drain: “a world leached of pleasure, voided of meaning” (Marilynne Robinson).

224--that's what the normals used to call Charlie Gordon.

Whipper, the idiot man-child. "Tell me about the rabbits George."

Whipper is leaching this thread of any pleasure. Or she a parasite? Tough call.

#194
Marry me.

231

No, I'm just in a good mood, and you never post anything besides insults, so you're a major downer to everyone on this board.

Awwwww. This isn't fun.

And plus, I'm so used to living in the slums, that I don't care if someone points it out.

It's a lot like work, and it's a weekend, baby.

And work isn't too bad... it's a fat ass job anyway.

Ahh, I'm back.

Why the hell I wait to go grocery shopping on a Saturday, I'll never know. Blah.

How ya doin', Feed Me?

Perfect for me, because... you know... all the choclate.

I'm good, a little depressed today because I have no life, no one who loves me really and a pathetic existence... and you ari?

Okay, now Whipper has reached new levels in his "holy war" against me. He's now got my name is and posting under my name. What a little bitch he is. #238 is his handiwork. Am I the only one who thinks that is totally aover the line?

Ari! I missed you!!

OK - this is the "getting to know your neighbors" segment. Which time zone are most folks in?

#235. I don't think my wife and ( several ) kids would approve, but I'm flattered.

Hasta, libtards!

And #240, 242 & 243. You're about to get yourself banned, asshole.

245 too

OK - now I don't want to know where anyone is from. Gaaaaaaaaah.

Well, I'm in the PAcific time zone... San B.

Whimper is an idiot, but that's OK. It gives me reason to laugh.

Ballsack... where are you?

Feed Me, glad your back, sweetie. I think half the regulars needed some Midol yesterday. Seriously, WTF?

#247, oh well... a girl can dream, yes?

IT's like 200 degrees here today.

#250, too bad. I'm in TX, central time zone.

253- No shit. That's why I was putting off my shopping. It's about that hot here too, plus humidity. Grrr.

Ari... I know! It was Boring yesterday... glad AI had some times to take some time up to do... I was busy yesterday.

Everything's bigger in Texas!

I'm waiting for Fa Cube to get on and let us know that it's 76 and breezy where he is... at the beach.

Son of a....

Ari, you and everyone else who hates Whipper's guts needs to ask the Superficial to ban him. This is ridiculous that he's taken it this far.

Where abouts in Texas... I have relatives in Huston

aaaargh...in #252, *you're, not your.

Eh, forgiven and forgotten, Ari. It happens.

Hmm... I'll be vague here and say North Texas.

But anyways, you guys, I'm thinking of heading out of town next weekend... anyone been to Vegas recently? I hear it's hot... but I need a vacation. Is anyone going on vacation soon here?

Lol, it's good to be vauge. Especially here with some of the *psycos* am I right? Yeah, so no where close.

251, 253, 255, 257, 260, 262 are NOT my comments.

GET YOUR OWN NAME, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!

Interesting... the writing style isn't even the same.

Keep trying, you ignorant asshole.

Gosh, I wish people would learn to be normal!!!!!!

And 264, and 265. Enjoy, you piece of shit, you're going down.

I KNOW ARI!!! I can't function like this. It's just too stressful. I can't be my usual witty self with this kind of stuff going on!

Yeah, the dead giveaway is that I can SPELL.

Wait, you guys, 269 wasn't mine. And all the one's he listed, too. Game playing, just a bunch of game playing.

You know what? I think it's pretty clear when it's that fucker posting.

Okay, hello... ummm... do you have a patton on the name Feed Me Chocolate? No. I can post under ANY name I want. I'm fairley new to this site and wanted to make up a name... so why not this one? It's for my work computer anyway taht a bunch of people use, so a bunch of different people might be posting on it, so don't get confused.

And I don't know a whipper.

I think it's pretty sad that one fuckwit, who claims to have a life, decides to do this. Hmm... two can play that game.

Goatsucker, here, I have some nice arsenic for you...

All I have to do it wait. I just have to wait.

It's *patent*, you imbecile.

Feed Me, I'll see you later.. I've got places to see, people to do, you know.

Okay, later.

Whipper in 272, it's ONES, NOT one's. One's implies ownership, as in, One should get one's own name, and stop being an asshole.

IT's patton, like the general... dummy. Patton like a strong arm? You wouldn't understand.

Who is whipper?

Guys... it's really not me. I don't know who it is, but it's not me. Don't ban me over someone else's games.

Not even I would do that. I like to take credit for what I post. My genius is not masked.

I just got abck from mowing the lawn... it's really not me.

Okay, carry on, I'm out of here, I hope you have fun exposing yourself for the sycophantic little shit-licker you are.

waz upp. fill me in. what happened

Oh, I see you're not posting anymore, interesting.

I guess that makes me the winner.

Sounds like someone with a split personality is having an argument with themselves. Pretty funny.

Whipper/Lamebanana et al,
You are a worthless blob of congealed grease. Stop wasting valuable oxygen that an actual sentient being could be using and go stick your head in the oven. Your breath stinks, your feet don't match, and you drink your own bath water. Everyone, including the two dung beetles who crapped you into existence, hate you. Now please go and find a nice, cool, gun and put it in your mouth and do the honorable thing. We promise we will talk nice about you when you're gone.

Lovingly,

The World

huh

gaga me sonja

Whipper, you know that prescription your doctor handed you....you are supposed to take that to the pharmacy and have it filled. Rolling it up into a ball and inserting it in your anus as a suppository, while maybe you find that pleasurable, really isn't doing us any good.

please, please, PLEASE just go away. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

I'm dyslexic. The first time I read "Shiloh Pitt" I thought it said "Piloh Shitt"

JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!! They need to ban this fucking retard RIGHT NOW. Whipped/Lame-ass/fake ass Feed Me, GET A LIFE. Your stupid bullshit is wasting everyone's time, and it proves that you really don't have a life. I didn't know they had Internet acess in the mental hospital, perhaps you should take up a more productive hobby, like basket weaving, or flinging your shit at the walls and smearing it in your hair. I am truly amazed that someone as obviously mentally deranged and unstable is allowed to live. You are a perfect example for retroactive abortion, you shitstain. I don't think I can make this any clearer, but I will try...EVERYONE HERE HATES YOU AND WISHES YOU DEAD. REALLY. I personally am about to sell my soul to the devil to get rid of you. And maybe you should shut up about the REAL Feed_Me because it is obvious that YOU are obsessed with HER, even to the extent of posting as her obsessively and instigating stupid, childish shit. What's your problem with her, are you jealous that she is actually HAPPY, and has a family? So what if she lives in the ghetto, you are just making yourself out to be an elitist pile of shit. Not everyone here can be a leech like you, some of us actually WORK for a living, and therefore have to live according to our income levels. You just sound even more retarded and ignorant when you comment on her economic status and her race. You are a racist pile of crap, I think you need to go find a KKK message board and chat with your own kind, and leave the rest of us alone.

To everyone else:

I am going to request that the Superfish bans this troll's ISP so it cannot keep coming back. Let's all unite and crush this cockroach once and for all!!

Woo hoo! Preach it, sista!

Oh why oh why are you people so gay? How bout you all go screw yourselves and call it a day...sounds like a plan!

Damn, sorry that was so long. Good to see you back, check your Myspace...

#294 I do love you though lol...that was great, poor baby piloh shit awwww

#295. Close your eyes. Slowly, breath in through the nose, ... hold, ... and out through the mouth. Repeat.

#292. He may have filled the prescription, and THEN used it as a suppository. It would explain a lot.

#282. "My genius is not masked." Classic.

*breathe*

Whipper's genius is not only "masked", it has a ball gag in its mouth, is covered in duct tape and is stuffed into a crawl space.