Jun 12 2006Matt Damon and Luciana Bozan reproduce

That is because Ben is also called Isabella at nighttime...

I don't care enough to create a witty response to this. Not that my responses are ever particularly witty, anyways.

I thought matt and ben were gay.

*said in a retarted voice*

MATT DAMON! MATT DAMON! MATT DAMON!

My god. A normal name. 'Bout damn time.

Matt isn't gay, but ben is. Remember? They named that heating muscle rub after him -- bengay.

Luciana's teeth are as big as Matt's. When Isabella grows up she's going to be able to gnaw through a 2x4.

This is boring. So she had a kid. Big fucking deal. It's only been done about 10 billion times before.

If Matt had squeezed the kid out his ass, then I'd be impressed and deem it newsworthy.

#4:

Spelling it "retarted" makes you retarded.

How cute! I am more interested in their baby then Orphan Angies and Bradette's. I'm totally serious. I like Matt Damion.

I'm 11th...Yes....

The time has come when a movie star naming his/her child a normal name that won't haunt their poor kid throughout its school days can make me weep happy little tears.

I'm sure there's still some brat who will taunt, "Nyaaaah,nyaaaah, IZZABELLY GO TO HELLY!" out on the playground, but it's better than, say, being teased with Piloh Shitt, or haven help her, Suri....

*snore*

Normal name. Nothing to make fun of. This does NOT count as posting more frequently, Superfish guy.

wow, my life is more interesting than Matt Damon's couldn't he haven't named the baby Apple Madonna Shiloh Preston Spears-Damon?

#11: Matt Damion? Seriously?

My bad... #10

now I'm lame.

now this is one man who should definitely reproduce- he should reproduce all over me
fuck yeah

Matt Damon has a wife?

I thought he lived alone in a giant mansion with nothing but jars of his own urine and the flaming bags of crap that were thrown at his door from doing The Bourne series.

I can just see the VHI speacial now....

SURI CRUISE: ...and then there was the time when I came home early from school and found my mom and dad bent over the coffee table with my dad yelling out "sock it to me L. Ron!". I mean, shit like that can really fuck up and eight year old.

APPLE MARTIN: At least you didn't have the naked yoga sessions. Always with the naked yoga sessions....

SHILOH JOLIE-PITT: Well did you have to spend your Christmases in Namibia? I mean, who the hell goes to Namibia?

ISABELLA DAMON: Well then there was the time when....

BLUEBELL HALLIWELL: Oh shut up! Did your mother give you a stripper name?!?!?!?!?

Huh, he really likes them rough, doesn't he?

Yeah, bitch is already calling me about paternity, I guess the lil' bastard looks just like me. But, Damon insisted I not wear a condom. I wonder if the bleeding ever stopped?

They can't call her Isabella!! MY daughter's Isabella! I put a moratorium on using that name! Damon fcktrds!! >=0

Yea, Tranny....she called again about paternity. Get the DNA test out of my purse. I only have it in there in case someone accuses me of having a kid I don't know about.

I know just what to get them:

Booties for the kid;
A cigar for Matt;
A bag of oats for the mother.

#24 that made me laugh out loud for real.

What I want to know is...is it nescessary on a bicycle?...( actually that would be 'Issabell'- but it was all I had)

Isn't it a bit of a stretch to attack these two? They keep themselves to themselves, avoid whoring their private lives to the media, he's always polite and sweet to fans, he's actually fairly smart and funny in interviews, and his movies are often above average (with a few obvious exceptions). He even gave his kid a nice, boring, overused name (sorry #22, but it is). And I'd do him, even if he is gay.

Seriously, why is she green?

i bet when they kiss their lips don't even come close to touching

Matt Damon wasn't killed by water buffalo in southern China six years ago? Weird.

Awww, to be a media darling. Remember when she was Luciana BARROSSO (sp), not Bozan, the new last name they refer to after these two married? They used to refer to her as a former BARTENDER and post-marriage she's an interior designer? Give me a fucking break. At least she was married by the time she squeezed this kid out. Lucky bitch.

hes busted, she fell out of the ugly tree, the kids name is normal, boring....next

My God, that kid will be all teeth. Look at the horse mouth on these two. There is some orthodontist looking to retire on this one.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ (that means I'm snoring).

Matt Damon and his wife, Mr.Ed, gave birth to a centaur over the weekend.

I love the fact these guys are boring and normal.
I am happy for these two. I get tired of the Hollyweird lifestyle. It's nice now and then to see there are some normal.
Donna A.

Yeah, I remember when she was an unwed mother/bartender, too.

now ya' KNOW that when she does down to visit the "milkman" she has gotta be scraping his shit up with those big ole' buck teeth of hers. Probably looks like hamburger meat after the meat truck was hit by a train that ran off a mountain..bloody bloody bloody poohpaah. Like rubbin ma' shit against some sorta wire-brush apper'ratus.

Luciana looks like a man, Jennifer Garner is a man and Wynona Ryder, Matt's ex, looks like a 9 year old boy ...

Doesn't take much to figure that one out ...

#19: VERY GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHA
who is this luciana?

#19: VERY GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHA
who is this luciana?

nothing better then a hispanic ex bartender with big tits and a kid. The woman has skills. Wasnt she in the movie Spanglish. I did figure they would name the kid Jose+10 Affleck-Damon. Guess I was wrong.

cute kid, half hispanic and half white...good mix!

He's hot, she's exotic (thats not boring)

I know Luci well enough to say that Matt is lucky to have found her. The truth is they love each other beyond imagination. There is more to life than meets the eye. "Let your soul gravitate to the love ya'll"