Jun 7 2006Mariah Carey has hard nipples

who don't. First

those two brothers are staring right at dem titties too.

FIRST!!

So sorry #3. You need to stop using dial-up.

wow. she should make sure she looks sexy enough before she goes strutting down the streets of NY with her ass hanging out.

HI AGAIN EMMA!

I like it.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

It'd be funny if her dress fell off and exposed two little googly eyes glued to what appear to be silver dollar pancakes.

her dog looks embarassed.

Mariah's niples would be suitable for cutting soft butter and cheese whereas mine are more appropriate for carving stone and cutting diamonds, and the occasional metal sautering. Not to brag, or anything.

Mariah makes me feel like Nazi Germany. I do not likey her.

Don't y'all know that perpetually hard nipples come with fake tits? Classic sign.

pff. She's got nothing on mine. Mine will poke your eye out.

P.S.

#7 that's a funny visual.

#9 - High and tight, right? The truth is the truth...

Wow, Mariah. You are adorable in your heels with your dog... posing for the camera's. I just hope she has someone to walk that poor dog for real! You know the saying :if your fat, then your dog isnt getting enough exercise.

or is it the other way around? whatever. Mariah is fat.

Her forehead looks like buddha's.

She's still kind of hot for a Halfrican.....

Can silicone be recycled, or will we have to deal with mounds of hazardous waste when all these boobs turn 70?

Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I just figured out who the guy is in the 5th picture (the one standing reeeaally close to her butt)--it's that brotha from the Pepsi commercial-

"Now, this is how I roll!"

See the pepsi truck in the background?

She should really consider bangs. Her huge forehead is disturbing.

I knew this stripper whose sexy secret was rubbing Ben-Gay on her nipples to keep them hard. It really works, but you'll smell like an old man for the next six hours. An old man with rock-hard nipples.

On the upside, after applying the Ben Gay, I had a Big Boy Breakfast at the Cracker Barrel and spent the rest of the afternoon shaking my fist at teenage hooligans. Then I complained about the size of newspaper print and urinated in my pants.

My nipples get so hard and long, you can hang a winter coat on them.

God she pisses me off!! I hate fat chics that think they are hot! How can you gain 20lbs and not realize it! THen she still trys to wear her size 2 dress even though she is now a size 12. Any guy that thinks she looks good is cleary a buffalo hunter.

she's a Tex Avery cartoon.
I luv Jacq, ob1 and osh - osh, btw, it's soldering ... unless you're cooking with your nips. and then again, I'm wrong.

20 - That's weird, I also had breakfast at the Cracker Barrel after apply Ben Gay to my nipples. It was about five in the morning, and I could hardly eat my eggs because I kept getting glitter on them and I had the shakes really bad from the ecstacy. I think I saw you there - didn't you call me a dirty harlot after my friend Savannah threw up on your USA Today? Incidentally, I think that was the problem - not the size of the print.
But back to Mariah and her subtle fashion tastes...

I don't know about you guys...but I'm not fucking around with Mariah. Those are 2 bad ass mean looking NIGGAZ protecting her.

23 - You can cook metal, duh.

It's delicious at 5 in the morning at the Cracker Barrel.

My nipples get so hard and long, you can see them on Google Earth.

Give Mariah's tittays a break! She's just excited.

She is such a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

FIRST!

Ew, that's so creepy, guys. Look at the Amex ad on the right. What's wrong with that person's feet? They have a severe case of foot rot, it looks like.

Damn, those tricksy ads! It disappeared.

Breathe, already. Hold stomach in, stick chest out...She always looks like she is so uncomfortable it must be a lot for her to do all at once.

My nipples are so hard I have to reinforce my bras with titanium. Wow that's really fucking hard, isn't it? Fuck yeah.

Not only pokey, but uneven! Look at photo #1! They are totally pointing in different directions. Ugh. I need to take an aspirin...

I think her boobs are looking at something off to the right.

Why does she walk like that? It reminds me of Paris Hilton's "EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME" posture, or a little girl's idea of how a model walks. It would be cute if she were, say, five, but this makes me embarrassed to look at her.

I sometimes wonder if this fake ass bitch even wipes her ass after she takes a shit.

Wow, those heels are totally helping the fact that she's a dwarf.

Fucking short people.

And, ny nipples are so hard that scientists took a sample of one and use it to create a new, stronger form of titanium.

You know damn well she has that dog trained to fuck her with its tail. Crazy skeeze.

*used*

39 - tittyanium?

anyone get a load of #22's myspace. hahaha.
wait, i mean uh.... youre cool, boredblonde.

*my*....damn kids and their needs fucking up my typing skills. Yes, I'm Mother of the Year.

Osh: NIce, get that added to the periodic chart, stat.

And, EZ-EEEEE, I DID get a load of that myspace. I was so embarassed for her that I couldn't even comment.

I'm leaving. I clearly cannot type with tiny monkeys pulling on my arms, and I certainly can't spend the next 20 minutes amending my myriad fuckups.

#43...agreed on that, of course you realize that like 99% of internet participants "she" might really be a 400 pound albino named Bill...

Ah, give boreblonde a break. She might actually be do-able if she stopped putting her make-up on with a spray can.

wait, someone said something about BoredBlonde before I did? I was biding my time, dammit! Oh well.
Hey, BoredBlonde, smiling is an expression of joy, not something your friendly doctor injects in your face to make you bare your teeth.
Ah, I feel better already.

ob1, i dont think anyone would want to see that without make up. and extensions. and implants. and collagen. and the fake smile. and the dead stare. and the bad dye job. and the eyebrow lift from hell. and the daddy purchased clearance rack fashions.
at least she tries. hard.
try hard. like mariah!

i recall a bunch of dudes on here yammering on and on about how smoking fucking hot boredblond is.

I don't think Bored Blonde has had the final surgery to remove the "cash & prizes".

Oh, I have that same dress in pink! They throw in the nipples for free when you buy it. You know, cuz the dress just doesn't look as good without the perky nips. Trust me, I wore it to work last week and people were looking at me funny. Won't make that mistake again! Next time, I'll wear it WITH the nipples. Clearly, Mariah has much better fashion sense than I do...

Seventeen minutes, and I'm back. Just went back to BoredBlonde's myspace. "Sexy" is my all-time favorite Halloween idea. I love it because it's so original.

i think a better halloween costume for bored blonde would be "NATURAL"
at least its a strech for her, and probably VERY VERY scarey.

And WHERE is the Bored One? Is Rush Limbaugh on at
4:30 in Idaho?

Idaho. No, YOU da ho.

wow and you people were abusing Feed_Mes my space page. this chick is awful (sorry, blonde, your link was an open invitation for strangers to read about you) she has morals and looks like a used up 40 year old ho. shazaam!

...totally off topic

can we just say...
[apparently we can]
that we think jen aniston
has behaved admirally
during during this whole
brangelina fuck-fest

they are nothing special
and shiloh doesn't have
the mes**** bloodline
so wish all you want
fucktards
but come back to earth :)

[anytime soon would be good]

lol bitches
[not you shiloh]
[just your dumb fuck parents]

so well done babe :)
love the box office :)

That's the kind of clothes I wear to walk my dog... totally... Right. My dog is 80 pounds. He'd drag me to the ground in those heels. In all seriousness, though, Mariah has those muscular thighs and she's got a butt... She's not one of those complete stick figures, which is fine, but wearing mini-skirts is so unflattering. She'd probably look great in some pants or a longer flowing skirt. The spandex-like outfits are just gross.

I'm not even wondering how she got into that dress (which everyone should be wondering)...however, how did her breasts get so large? Wasn't she completely flat chested in the 90s? Therefore, her nipples were somehow enlarged as well?! She really needs a new schtick, this tacky boobs popping out thighs flailing isn't working for me anymore...

bored blonde responds, "im not gonna cry i swear it! my doctor said if i cry my eyelash implants will be ruined, and if i frown my collagen will get stuck that way. besides it took me almost 6 months to get a good mascara build up. i'm strong and confident!"

55 - Top Ten Halloween Costumes for the forward-thinking woman:

1) Sexy
2) Big Breasted
3) Naughty Nurse
4) Naughty Devil
5) Prostitute
6) A Big Breast
7) Naked (or, for the tots, 1/2 naked)
8) A Slut
9) Lara Croft, Tomb Raider
10) A Sexy Witch

I promise you will not see these outrageous and original ideas at your favorite Halloween shindigs this October, unless everyone catches on to my crazy new ideas and steals them. They're mine, whores! I call Naughty Nurse!

Hey! BoringBlonde went to Boise State for a year and makes $30k. You're all just jealous!

Ha fucking ha.

hey boredblond.....i am sorry no one told you that white lipstick with dark lip liner went out of style like.....10 years ago.

i guess redneck white trash in the useless state of Idaho gets their InStyle magazines a few years late.

you should talk to your local hick congressman about that problem bc really, its something that is hurting you AND us since you decided to put your profile for everyone to see.

strippers and call girls can easily make 30K, especially in the state of Idaho where people arent exactly known for being smart or goodlooking

@63: I usually go as a pussy with a big cherry attached. And then I take bids as to who wants to "pop it"

I forgot Catholic School Girl, but that kinda goes without saying, you know?

what u talking about i make more money than that. but then again i am a big city girl.

67 i literally almost fell out of my big comfy office chair. almost. hilarious.

katie what about the blonde hi-lights and the black low-lights? apparently the age of aguilera is just catching up in the potato state.

@69: I was being sarcastic. And by the way, congrats on being #69.

I went back and took another look at her *ahem* site, it turns out she's also "conservative* yet she manages to look like a walking advertisement for indecency laws.

you're not hot, you wear to much make up and you need to dress your age grandma.

PS: Ann Coulter IS NOT a fashion icon.

At least her dresses look good on her.

Wow. I have always wondered how these attacks get started. Thank you, BoredBlonde, for popping my internet-attack cherry! Being on the cutting edge is exhilarating.

Cat fights are hot! Mee-ouch!

For some strange reason I feel the need to link my myspace page. Kind of like those ugly Jersey strippers who want Howard Stern to rate their hotness.

Pffft! WTF...21 years old? Maybe 10-15 years ago.
Mariah has manly shoulders.
That is all.

#63

I love you.

I need to go back to that myspace and check out the lowlights. There is so much going on, it's difficult to focus on just one frightening aspect.

Hahaha

age:21

that's right up there with,

Tom Cruise: not gay

Lindsay Lohan: not a crackwhore

The Pope: Taliban member in good standing since 1984.

Give Boredblonde a break. There are not many good fashion role models in Idaho....U are mostly surrounded by potato farmers and mormons....what do U expect?

Anyone got a brilliant response to the question @17?

...actually
...we liked her voice
...where di all this
...other shit come from?

In 100 years, some archeologist will dig up Mimi's coffin and find a skeleton (a big-boned one at that) and two large implants. And you thought cockroaches were going to be the last thing on earth!

#67, me first.

I went out on a date once with a guy who was absolutely in love with Mariah Carey - he said she was "his type". Not only was that our first and last date, but I spent the rest of the week wondering if I resembled that fat whore and praying that I was not his "type" - if she is what he looks for in a woman, why did he ask me out?. He's a big fattie now too.

Thought I'd share.

FIRST!

I went on a date once with this guy. I got in his car and he had a Dave Matthews cd sitting right there. I faked illness and got to go home early.

True Story.

That's a man, baby!

hahaha EzEEEE-totally left those out.

oh guys....did you check out the Jesus AND Rush Limbaugh are her heroes.

I suppose that makes sense bc Jesus loved Mary Magdalene the prostitute and Rush is a pill popping bible thumper. It's all coming together people.....

...and she doesnt like "trashy people". I would LOVE to know what the definition of trashy is in that ass backwards state bc shes the epitome of it here in NYC.

And guys here boyfriend looks like soooooooooo smart and hunky......NOT

Bored Blonde, that is one adorable puppy on your page...is he a poodle?

You'll never see her in the city, with the new bridge-and-tunnel security.

Who cares? I bet Mariah doesn't even swallow.
I bet most of the ladies here do.

Somehow I knew that attaching a myspace profile to my posts would be a bad idea. . .

I think Limbaugh signs off in a few minutes. Prepare for the wrath of Boring Blonde.

Those white jeans boringblonde has on in a couple of pics look like she bought them at Whitesnake's garage sale.

@84....brilliant!!

#97 Flashes of brilliance, what can I say. . .

boy am i scared mrs T.....because i bet shes so articulate. let the verbal lashing begin.

oh, and i suggest you change you tag to "banged-up blond". just a thought, it would be far more appropriate.

Mu husband just got home. I showed him boring's myspace page and all he said was, "Oh, no." And he has AWESOME taste in women.

Fraulein Bored also enjoys bungee jumping, a sport in which she allegedly spends a sizable part of her massive fortune.

So, how are things going there in .....1996?

like im gonna totally start a bored blonde fan club like totally. and then like me and wild rose can sit around and like totally talk about how cute her dog is and like how smart bored blonde is and like how totally independant she is because shes a rightwing extremist. cuz that fully makes you a "think for yourself type" girl. but then me and wildrose will just start talking about how cool it is that she spells her name aymee, or how totally awesome it is when she puts her make up on with a trowel.
club dues: 1 brain.

Can we talk about her boyfriend a little bit more? She's going down like LeTourneau for that shit-what is he, 12?

I'm a "think for yourself kind of girl".....That's why I look EXACTLY like every single friend on my Myspace page!

we can indeed talk about her bf. :) are you familar witht he term beard?
maybe youve heard it differently... fag hag anyone?

She's like that episode of southpark where they find the guy from 1996 frozen in the ice, and they put him in a cage and blast ace of base.

i can listen to you broads slam boring all day. its fucking hilarious.

what a great advertisment she would be for the Idaho Tourism Board.

Come to Idaho: we've got potatoes and right wing nutjobs that dress like trashy skanks!

hey, who knows, maybe they could get a few people from nebraska and kansas.

her boyfriend looks like a corn-fed meathead. he probably cant even put a sentence together from the looks of him.

seriously, these are the states that need to just fall off the face of the earth.

i saw the sign

katie you are such a new yorker. my people.

Wait a minute.....is her boyfriend Paris Hilton's little brother? The resemblence is striking, and I hear little Hilton smokes a mean pole, just like his big sis.

I AM spatz:)

111. i think i just pissed myself.

What thread is the bored blonde link on?

this thread, comment 22

#22 on this one Saucie....come join the fun.

why cant there be a chatroom on this site.
goddamn refresh button.

I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror? I, personally, have seen photos of myself from my Senior Year Spring Break that surprised the shit out of me. You know, you are SO tan, slightly high, getting ready to head down to the nightly bonfire party, and you add just a little more liner....then just a tad more frosty eyeshadow....then, you begin to walk away from the mirror, but go for one more coat of mascara.....and you are so certain of your hotness that you have your gay bf take a pic. Then, you're screwed....somebody, somewhere holds on to that piece of memorabilia FOREVER.

I was conversating with Whipper_willow and Iambananas yesterday, and we came to the conclusion that you are all Godless heathens, who will roast in hell!

You ppl don't even love Jesus as your personal lord, savior, and bobblehead!

Have you no homo-erotic lust in your loins for Duhbya? The fact that Bush has incessant monkey sex with the sodomite Bill Frist takes some getting used to, but he is a true gay-hating, self-loathing conservative, and we love him.

BoredBlonde...c'mon let's talk politics. I'll fucken whoop your ass in a second.

People need to stop attending the Jordan School of How to Look Ho'ish.

Favorite food - sammitches - just like Joey Tribiani.

"conversating" is that a word?

someone stole her name bc that post was WAY too coherent to be that skanky whore.

EZ i agee about the chat room.

Mrs T....you forgot to talk about the unfortunate moment you decide that your lipliner needs to be a touch darker and your frosted lips a BIT whiter.

because it's just not 1996 without that.

boredblonde imposter. dont do that. it just makes me sad. and you should be funnier if youre gonna go to all that trouble.

is it really an imposter? How does the link still work? Am I just not too bright?

anyone can do that shit. EW NOW I LOOK LIKE A SKANKY HO GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

mrs. t, please tell mr. t I appreciate his awesome taste in women, although I, as well as he, pity the fool.

I either want the real BoredBlonde to respond or at least have a witty imposter. Who's with me?

Maybe her Super was just leaving her apartment and decided to comment in her stead. She's in the shower....washing up before her bf comes over.

I wasn't gonna jump in on the BoredBlonde bashing because I actually thought she was hilarious on the other threads today, but your love for the Bush (lol) makes Stallion angry.

You say you like animals, but do you know how many animals died so you could look like Tammy Fay, alot dumbass.....everytime I see your picture I hear a backround voice saying "maybe it's Maybelline"

Oh yeah, I forgot, Loreal called, they said Thank You.......If only I would have known you before, I would have bought stock in that shit...........

Oh God--in her profile she says she wants to swim WITH GREAT WHITE SHARKS. I haven't cried tears of laughter in a long time. Thank you, BoredBlonde, thank you.

OMG EZ!!!!!!! You have to get that surgically removed!!!! What if it won't wash off? Then you'll have that white lipstick on your name forever.

Seriously, though, I am amazed at your skill. I can barely click on the fucking link.

hahaha EZ.

Shes going to be washing up for awhile if she plans on getting all that makeup off. shes going to need a freaking chisel. i cant imagine what has to be done to her hooha in order to get that clean. i bet she needs the Paris Hilton Strength Douche.

*scrubs psychopathically.
it WILL come off, or ill cut my damn lips off.

Hey, you guys are mean.
I think she looks pretty good! A little bloated, a little too much makeup, and her hair looks like bleached roadkill, and sure, maybe her look is a little "over the top" in the slut department, but she's still kinda pretty.

We are still talking about Mariah Carey, right?

Damn, that BoredBlonde is a nasty-looking bitch.

Au revoir, lovahs. Carry on with the Bored Blonde Roast.

dude EZ EEEEE

i just clicked on your made up link and realized what it was and almost pissed my pants. kudos man, kudos!!

mrs. t
youre like <3
boringblonde
youre like </3

careful EZ
you're starting to
sound
like
herbiefrog
lol bitches :)

ez, i dont get it?

i'm sure boredblonde like asheley simpson...she just seems that type of "girl".

by girl i mean roadkill on 880 this morning.

Yeah, she hasn't had any work done.

http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/

Okay, this is a long time coming, but here it goes...Bored Blonde--you most certaintly are bored and I'm guessing that people are bored with you as well. You are a great example of America's problems with weight. Mariah Carey, fat? Get your eyes checked, her body is tight, as in rock hard, solid. Maybe one of these definitions are ringing a bell through your thick skull. Lay off the peroxide. You are beautiful just the way you are. But you should consider going back to school--just a suggestion.

#138. I get it!

Ez-EEEE you like <========3

Mariah Carey is really gross.

wow, I hope the rest of you dont look like bored blonde in real life.

*passes a collection plate for the families of the horses that had to die so that bored blonde could have their hair and teeth.

*passes a second smaller collection plate around so that crazy ho can go to kmart and buy a new "tastful" outfit.

ok i get it. Clever!!

hahah, my link was real. thats crazy. when did girls get so goddamn stupid. i feel like a genius.

kmart? come on EZ you know she shops at the much classier WALMART. get your redneck trash behavior straight.

Mariah Carey is sickeningly pathetic and desparate for attention lately.. Ugh she makes me want to vomit..

looks like cookie monster's eyes. all googlie and shit.

dude, her shit is straight TARGET.
which is amusing since posting your myspace when youre such a skank is like painting a bullseye on your face. (im sure its under the make up)

I just got home from work and I missed all the excitement.

First of all, why does Mariah Carey always look like her feet are killing her? Do you think she also wears shoes that are too small?

Second of all, I'm so glad I wasn't like Blondie and linked my myspace on here, like my life is anyone's business anyway (or like you would care). Do they have the bright of a sun in Idaho? I'm in Phoenix and I'm NOT even that tan. Maybe I should go to a tanning salon....then get extensions, then have lipo done...hmmm.....

chicken, im gonna need to go ahead and see that myspace asap. sorry its a regulation. *flashes a badge* persuant to code 4 dash 12 of the ez-e's book of nosiness

omg that one was a real link too. hahhahahaha. gay.

The BoredBlonde bashing is soooo out of line...or so I thought. I didn't know what the posters were talking about (I was reading the posts from bottom up), but then I got to her myspace link. Geez.

Not going to jump on the bandwagon of bashing her, but just one general comment: Anyone who uses the word "blonde" in their interent/online persona CLEARLY is a fake blonde; this is why the need to go all out to accentuate their "blondeness."

Second, I think they should destroy all myspace accounts.

@154 you see, the secret to her tanning lies in the many hours she spends at the compound training for the coming race war. Also, crosses burn at extremely high temperatures (depending on the accelerant, but we ALL know that), which in turn causes an even higher degree of tanning. VOILA!!

LMAO! imaslut and fakeassbitch...classy

yeah, clearly she overestimated herself and thought maybe the guys on here would drool all over her plucked and painted hotness....i mean hot mess.

someone should myspace message her this link so after the rush limbaugh show she can go stuff herself with french fries and then cry into her toilet.

i also dont think she realized the most people on here are no fan of her whackass ann coulter ideology.

EZ-PLEASE explain <3 v. </3. Again, I am slow, so use small words.

I'm sorry EZ, but if I let you in myspace, then I let all of you in myspace and myspace is myspace...
My badge is better than your badge.

*tilt head to right*
<3 = heart cuz you make me laugh cuz your funny
</3= broken heart cuz she makes me laugh cuz shes a crazy ho

why are there no new stories up?? if i dont have anything new to read, i will actually have to, like, do my job or something.

i'm magical ♥

She is going to be so upset when she comes back on here.
I was going to send her a message to come and defend herself but then I thought..."Why?"
Besides, then she'll know who I am and she'll want to be my friend.
#158 Thanks for the tanning tip, I'll keep that in mind next time I want to look like a Nilla Wafer.

#161. I'm sticking with the EzLTC definition,
<=======3

Oh, YAY! A heartfelt thanks to you, EZ, for both the explanation and the nice thought. Now, if I can reach my goddamn walker I'll find my grandkids to explain this crazy World Wide Web to me.

chicken after the trainwreck that is boringassblonde... do you really think well have much to say about you?
i mean youd have to be pretty bad to top that. so lets just do a little posty posting of the link and give us a look. thanks so much.

Incognito: Are you from the future?

☺

ezeeee does indeed ltc.
i ltc all day long
fi dolla ltc.
suckie suckie long time mi ltc.

Negative...

oh, and it's icognito. not a typo. it's incredibly meaningful to me. ♫la la la♫

icogneato is a witch! dunk her in the river!

hahahaha posty post. EZ if you were a dude i would marry you.

i think trainwreck may be an understatement. i am thinking more along the lines of whats left after an atomic bomb goes off.

Will just one of the men who previously raved about her hotness please step forward? Some men are like birds with the attraction to shiny objects.

thats why i use gold dust on my boobs. im a man magnet!

You are walking bling. Do you have bodyguards?

no my nipples are much pointier than mariah careys so i use those as weapons for the fugly mens.

Shotgun anus!

i didnt see anyone rave about her hotness. are we still talking about boredblond? otherwise known as shouldbebeatensenselessblond?

# 182, i think that was on another thread

I think it's time for the superfish guy to post another thread. This always happens when everyone gets bored-they start looking for fresh meat.

#184 yes! as I mentioned before, I am getting dangerously close to being productive at work. and that will not do.

oh my dear

As I suggested in the other thread about Fat Ass Mariah, I think The Superficial ought to post something about Star "I'm Even Bigger, Fatter, Sluttier, and More Annoying than Mariah" Jones. A post about her has everything that Superficial fans enjoy bashing.

mariah scares the shit-zu outta me, she looks like that video character Diablo, lord of destruction...

Mariah looks like a stuffed sausage in that dress... She should follow the Olsen twins lead and dress like a bag lady.

It looks like she rubs ice on her nipples to make them harder and stick out more - supposedly that's what Jennifer Aniston used to do when she had a screen test - that and put the director's penis in her mouth...

What does Mariah put behind her ears to make herself attractive to men???

Her ankles...

She's sort of pretty... but that outfit just may scream "desperation"

EZ, do I have to spell it out for you? What's the only nice thing anyone can say about Britney? Her baby is very cute! Thus, the comment about BB's puppy (he *is* adorable). Why the hell do folks link their MySpace page here? People, stop doing it!!!

she's not thin anymore, but that's still a pretty sexy - in a slutty way - look.

I think I'd still be scared of her in person, tho...

I can't wait for Mariah's inevitable breakdown in the middle of her world-tour. She doesn't have the mental OR physical fortitude to pull it off.

just like last time.

Her hand gestures bug me.

"Look at me, I'm Mariah Carey! I'm pretending to care about whatever that thing on the leash is called! Isn't that just awesomely sexy? *giggle*"

Jesus, stop being so damned proud. You're walking your dog down a public street, not performing.

I just loooove the fact that one of the nipples points upwards and the other downwards... way to go Mariah...

The moral of the story is, if you want to shove cantaloupes in your breasts...at least get a good surgeon to do it!

Incidentally TCLTC

Which do you think will pop first: Mariah's fat ass and thunder thighs or her horrible implants?

Or maybe it's her ego.

She has a freakishly large face--betcha can see that prime acreage on Google Earth!

That's the one thing she shares with Nicole Ritchie - a distorted sense of body image - and they're both off by a mile! Nicole fancies herself huge & Mariah fancies herself an emaciated nymphet! pitiful!

About 90% of girls in Utah and Idaho between the ages of 16-24 look like BoredBlonde. The "Oh I am just so perfect" look and attitude is pretty imbedded pretty deeply.

There's only so much one can say about Mariah, her delusional self importance, and her dog walking gig.

201
Hey, did you see your old namesake is on the board again? Check the two threads below this one.

#82 we aim to please :)

sooo, does Mariah get all these dresses out of the the 20-for-1 barrel at "80's Rocker Sluts R Us"????? Cuz, see, when I went to see Skid Row and Aerosmith (oh dear jaysus fuck me with a mallet) in 1989, I wore that very same dress... Back in the day when I was a slut. Now I'm not, I am very proper, I cross my knees and say pardon me. If you don't like it, let me bend over and touch the floor and you can accept my apology with your tongue....

Ok this is getting a little over the top - this whole walk the dog while dressed like a stripper thing.

I must admit she looks way better in this dress than that hideous yellow thing she was wearing last time she walked the dog!

I'm getting a bit worried about her state of mind - she is continuously smiling which is freaking me out - maybe its the calm before another breakdown?!

@203 I did see that! It gave me such a warm fuzzy feeling.

Ok this is getting a little over the top - this whole walk the dog while dressed like a stripper thing.

I must admit she looks way better in this dress than that hideous yellow thing she was wearing last time she walked the dog!

I'm getting a bit worried about her state of mind - she is continuously smiling which is freaking me out - maybe its the calm before another breakdown?!

There is a rumor going around that Mariah is pregnant and the father is a real dog who will not even be able to provide for her....no really, the father is her doggieon the leash....but you aint hear it from me.

Fucking Abraham's Flaming Pube's!!!

200+ comments and they are mainly about a chick with a sweet bod that was dumb enough to post her myspace page? Maybe it's cause I'm from out west, and I Like women strapped into skin tight pants, showing off some belly and boobies, I don't know. The only way she could dress hotter is in a mini-skirt and fishnets that had a run in them.....and trying to walk in high heels for the first time. Didn't read the page, not gonna, just wanted to look at some meat.

That poor dog looks ashamed.

And someone should give the terrier to a better home, as well.

199 you're right...

she looks like a fucking bobblehead doll, just like that pig star jones...that woman has the same fat head on her stapled body...it is very disturbing...

I wonder if her areolas are quarter sized or grande pepperoni sized. I'm leaning towards grande pepperonis.

#84 - If she's just big-boned, she must have a HUGE bone in her ass.

Tranny, is your real name Chad?

tranny...is your last name everett?

...or lowe?...

Or michael murry?

be careful there 216 - you might be showing your age!

And for everyone wondering what man could possibly be attracted to BoringBlonde circa 1996: meet TrannyGranny.

Maybe I need to move to Utah, or Idaho, or whatever the fuck it is. Then I would never have to buy new clothes ever again. Sure, I'll be considered "out there" for a decade or so, but when 2016 hits, I will RULE the fashion scene with extreme prejudice. But I need to stock up on frosty white lipstick and brown liner when I get there, cuz that shit is currently unavailable in the rest of the world.

@219.....yeah, but also said some young names, so it's even.

ptprez, mrs. T:

No....and damnit, I'm sure that is some kind of burn, but I totally don't get it. Bummer, I like good burns

216...

my mom watched medical center when i was an embrio...

then ate the tv so i could watch it, too.

221...stop it ...it's not me...

Is that what was going on in 1996? Shit, legwarmers, headbands and hair metal was all the rage here, man when that band Poison broke in 96, that was the shit!

geeze enough is enough

TrannyGranny...

i live for poison...

whats your face song?

HAHAH MYSPACEEEEE.

I ain't never scurrrred.

wheew!

fave*

I could tell - the real pt knows how to spell

Tranny: where do you live? Far away from popular culture?I was not a fan, but I remember Poison being popular in the late eighties.....your timeline is very helpful in understanding your attraction to BoringBacon.

ellaminnowpea,...

nice try, its me... just a typeo

mrs.t

get a life... poison is the shiznit and you are not.

227 231 228 is not me...another wannabe piece of fuck...isn't real world on deuche???

233 mrs. t;

You are as fucking stupid as your comments are inconsequential. Grab a dictionary and look up the word sarcasm, you fat fucking cunt

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LOL B******

every time I see mrs.t it confuses me -- I really AM Mrs. 'T' ..... as called by my friends & it's weird to see that on the page & it's not me!

pt: I thought it was 'Jeez' - that's a 'great lakes' linguistic thing....

You know, I didn't know what a 'cunt' was until I joined this site. And then I had to ask my mom, and she gave me a horrified look.

elle..neo stick together...fuck that punk...today was the last day of school, so instead of partying it's trying to impress the girls, or whatever it fucks or jacks-off to...

240 aivilo

I would be so honored if it was one of my posts that triggered the need to know. Any other curse words you need enlightenment on? I can barely speak English, but I can swear in like 12 languages,

*ella*

@240 - then your mother should pay more attention to monitoring the websites that you visit because clearly, if you have attained the age that you have and you haven't heard that in school yet or on the streets or even quasi-bleeped out of songs on the radio....you been sheltered too long.
Click off the page...these pages aren't for your eyes!

Ooh, Tranny, harder, please!!!!!!! I AM such a fat fucking cunt, I'm a bad, bad, dirty girl, with dirt and twinkies all up in my luscious rolls. There may also be a dictionary in here somewhere-I'll have to look.

How did she loose the weight so fast? I think shes on drugs again!

239...are you mike trivissano's wife...

Christ NO!! I don't do AM radio! I do, however, lust for Bob Golic in the afternoons from 3 to 7! lol!!

242 - haha, I can't think of any.

244 - I have heard pretty much everything else (I do go to a public highschool) just not that one word. Do people actually call each other 'cunt' like... in real life? Because there was this catfight at a football game freshman year and the girls used basically every curse you could think of and I don't think it ever came up.

245

If you don't have a comeback, why post?

my son does a 'piss-yer-pants' impression of Trivissano!! and come to think of it...he does a mean Howie Chizek, too!!

248...but you knew who i was talking about...

true story...i went to school with golic's first wife jackie...eastlake north... they lived in willowick...

*everybody says WTF*

WTF!!! His current wife, Karen, is apparently a 'hot ticket' as described by the morning crew....she sometimes joins him on his show & a caller told her she sounds like she belongs on a 1-900-porno number!

249

If I may be allowed to help out? Yes, people call each other cunts all the time in real life. It's sort of a term of endearment, like calling.........shit, I can't do it, now that I know you are in high school. If you are serious, no, cunt is considered a pretty bad insult, although it does come up in conversation quite a bit...usually behind the scenes, like "she is a cunt" but rarely to the face, cause them's fightin words. However, if that question was a clever trap I fell into, have a field day!

Olivia - right this very minute on Dateline NBC - they're running a story about on-line predators and under age children who give too much information about themselves on-line. You'd be doing yourself a favor by leaving the computer and tuning it on your tv.
You're obviously too young to be putting your personal information out on a site like this. If I was your mother - I'd kick your ass for liking your myspace page to this site!

*linking*

Nope, no clever traps have been laid, lol.
I'm guessing its more of a college thing maybe?

thanks!

Tranny, you CUNT! --
Come whisper cuss words in twelve languages in my ear... or talk about weaponry, either one...

255

Believe me, I've heard all about that mess! I make sure not to give out too much information, and my Annoying Father screens my myspace so I don't have to be so careful with it.

253...i'm sure she is...and she loves that nfl pension and that teddy bear thing he's got going...i hate him because he went to notre dame...

go buckeyes...

OH...

Tranny, you fat cunt-licker... how's things? Sucked any cunts lately??? Man, there are some Cunty Cunterson's on these threads these days, huh. Well, I should go, as my cunt is throbbing and wet, and in need of stimulation.

Cunt you later,
love Cuntalicia,

PS, Cunt you some cunty cunt? Cunt, Cunty cunt cunt.,...

Cunt!!!

Oh, and cunter cunty cunt.
hahahahaha

258 Ari;

Estoy embrujada! pienso en nada mas que hacer el amor con chiquita!

We can talk about weapons in the afterglow..

Tranny, while you're down there, admiring the orchid that is my cunt, can you see if BigJim's stuck down there???

Thanx, love you tons,
cunty

I have a couple of Buckeye kid alums...gone on to bigger & better things

CUNTY CUNTERSON!?!?!!??

Well, it's been real, but I have my chemistry final tomorrow(last day I'M A JUNIOR WOOOH) and I need to get to bed relatively soon.

I think I'm going to go NOT 'cunt me some cunty cunt' however...fun? adults may find it lol

BYE

261-263 Now that was deliciously cunty!

yah, I found BigJim, I'm going to get the tractor to pull him out now. Hope it doesn't get any wetter, I may lose traction.

nighty night aivolo,
don't come back now, y'hear???

Tranny, don't bother, just crawl in beside him...

259

as a single parent of a single highschool aged female child, it is my duty to tell you to leave this site now...don't argue, just do it...

Hell, even my three year old daughter knows the word 'cunt'. Of course that's what we named her but still...She also thinks that the word for 'candy' is cunt. O.K., that's the only word she actually knows, but I swear she's really quite a bright child... Mouth like a sailor, but quite precosious.

I'm kidding of course. I don't have a daughter...it's my son Cuntillious Maximus M@cicus

and you're grounded for your 265 post...

270
do they call him "lil' smash"?

Woo Hoo! I love it when women rip each other to shreds. Keep up the good work bitches. Rawr!
The lower a woman's self esteem the more likely she is to become a stripper or internet slut. Frankly there can never be enough chicks who show their naughty parts for money.
All this cat fighting means we will never have to suffer through a female presidency. After all, Hilary Clinton has some nasty cankles, dresses like a butch dyke and is married to the K-Fed of politics.
Please can you women take down Oprah? Her fifteen minutes are way over. She is just a psuedo beard for Tom Cruise, hangs out in Africa, cant sing, has to give exspensive gifts to win friends and is really, really fat. Oprah probably even has her own kind of venereal disease that puts all the others to shame. God, I hate her!

Now, THIS is a thread.

I liked it better when you were all telling how you had bigger and harder nipples than Mariah.

I doubt any of you would care to whip out your cell phone camera and post proof at mobog.com.

all my kids knew what a cunt was by that age....shit, most of 'em went to private schools....guess I should've let them all go to public schools....

I fucking HATE Oprah..

Every time one of my friends says "didja see Oprah the other day", my left eye starts twitching and I fantasize about taking a rake to her face.... which is sad, cuz I like my friends. I just hate that pious fucking cow. Much rather take a rake to that face...

lmnop, ptprez, kris,

Good advice guys, in all seriousness...this site's comments could fuck up a kid for life.

276

catholic school girls rule...

Oprah sucks ASS - when there are posts about her, they're not hugely posted in -- people are pretty much past her legend-in-her-own-mind attitude.

WRA - we're down here

If I had a shot o' my nips, GUARANTEED I'd post 'em here. See, my titties are small, yet my nipples are about the size of plastic thumbtacks, and such a lovely shade of pink....

Thank you Tranny...*grope*

Hi, Kris and pt

So I was waiting to get home to see BoredBlonde's myspace (it's blocked at work), and I was expecting to see some horrible skank. I personally think she's very pretty, great figure, she just needs to lay of the tanning bed and makeup a bit (at least the nude colored lipstick). And then making sweeping generalizations about her person, lifestyle,her boyfriend even, when you don't even know her is very very Whipper-esque. Leave that crap to the master, and go back to bashing the celebs. You who were making fun of her have yet to show everybody else YOUR picture. I think it's pretty lame that you resort to tearing other posters apart for no reason (Whipper being excluded, he gives PLENTY reason) other than that you're bored of the current post.

And I also distinctly remember quite a few guys drooling over her when she first came on.

oh, and hi to Ella too.

and anyone else I forgot. Because I'm all distracted and shit.......

Kris, \

I said it before, and I'll say it again, if you need some shoulders to stand on while you kick oprah in the fucking face, I'm your man. I really lost it when I found out she was claiming to be of Zulu ancestory, when they were to far south to be involved in the slave trade. It's like these fucking white kids in the southwest claiming to be of Apache or Lakota blood. Burns my ass, it does. Die Opraj!!!

282 gives pinky_nip a run for the money!!

*oprah*

Ari, you hot piece of ass.... what are you wearing right now???

Shut up Jane.

Oh, and Tranny, I'd rather sit on your shoulders, and face backwards...

xoxoxox

Hi Ari, Tranny, ptprez, krisdylee

Making fun of Oprah cost me a job! I thought it was funny but, one of her fat cunt mindless devotees heard about my comments second hand and got me disciplined for sexual harrasment/discrimination. True story!

289--Shorts and tank top... pink lace undies.

But in my thoughts, I'm naked and in a hammock...

You nekkid yet Kris?

293

That's ridiculous! What, did you work with Oprah or something? I never read that part in the manual about not being able to talk crap about celebs.

huhwah is the sound I'd make kickin' her in her minge! God that was a great Southpark episode!! She never did address the fact that her minge & asshole were the subject of a tv show - did she?
Oprah is why I got a job - to get the fuck outta the house so I wouldn't have to be exposed to her cult bullshit.

Red tank, denim shorts, hair twisted up in a bun.. hmmm, no panties....
all is well with the world.

hey ari... does 291 bring back memories???

298-- Heehee....*blush*

There's definitely something weird going on with BoredBlondes mouth. It appears as if in one of her frequent bouts of boredom she decided to practice giving hummers on the family combine. Unfortunately, she was too bored to realize it was running and she lost her suck hole. That permagrin thing she has going on is obviously painted on to cover the damage.

284 Jane e.

....yeah, that's what I meant to say. Hi back atcha, girl!

291 kris

Babe, if you were sitting that way, you would be kickin' uncontrollably, my tongue has been banned in 76 cuntries as a weapon of puss-cunt-lick-shun

Ari

Imagino que es un amante tremenda y que sabe chichar como loca.,,

Sweetcheeks is so gonna hand me my ass when she sees my bad espanol!

286: Aren't Zulus famous for running 50 miles just to fight in battles? For someone with Zulu blood, Oprah seems a bit, um.... Ruebenesque?

284

i didn't get the link, but i'd more than likely bang her , mariah, brit-fed, hohan, j simpson, her sister, and assorted farm animals...

i don't get ripping posters not named willow...

...and nicole ritche, but i might break her...

295
Dont you know that in today's work place when you say something about one woman you are saying it about all of them. When you are in a supervisory position you have to be extra careful. I have known and followed the letter and the spirit of the law of every human resources rule I have ever heard about but I never knew that making fun of Oprah outside of work and not saying anything about her sexually or racially was in a clearly humorous manner was so wrong.
FYI If posted at work a lot of the comments on this site could get you fired if seen by the wrong person.

302 Yo Fa!

yeah, like about a few to many Rubenesque sandwiches...an hour

....so was that her 'inspiration' for running the marathon a few years back...(that and just to say she did it?) It was the Zulu in her that made her do it?
Look - Oprah NEEDS a little Zulu in her! And I'm sure the Zulu ain't 'little' by no means!

293 no fucking way...

hey jane...

303

Then I don't think that'd exactly be a compliment! Ha ha!

Hey ptprez

I'm done with Sergio. He treats me like a rag doll!

Just wanted to let you know.

301- Tranny, horny bastard that you are, I don't even speak Spanish, don't really care what you're saying or if it's correct...

that's great meg..er..jane...

309

i think that's just the sorry fuck i am...

no disrespect...

301 just keep rolling your R's tranny , and i'll hear ari scream from here...

311 Ari

then allow me sum up the 2nd spanish post; "I think she's an incredible lover, and she knows to screw like crazy...o."

pt prez..

hehe! Even if you can't speak the language, that "r" rolling goes a Long way in many situations!

Holy Shit this is a tough room. Which reminds me, Olivia, I was reading your Myspace page and I was wondering - what is Classical rock?

Mariah is a hot ass mess and doggy jack looks more embarrassed by the day, and never gets to walk enough with the posing to poop, he's very uncomfortable.

Bored Blonde's page: my assumption of your page was that I thought the first main pic was you and your son.

I have to list the reasons why Mariah Carey bothers me so:

1. She's pigeon-toed.
2. She has a humonguous forehead that seems to be endless.
3. She always looks uncomfortable in her stripper heels.
4. She sucks in her stomach, which only makes her look worse because her neck disappears and she ends up looking like the tranny that works across my street.
5. Her attire is ridiculous. She's not huge, okay? She's about 5'9 and my guess is that she weighs around 165 to 170lbs, which isn't bad - it's healthy. However, the too-tight bullshit needs to stop. Somebody needs to tell her. Somebody, please.

Baby Jesus is crying.

She isn't just walking her dog. She's going for a fucking photo shoot! Do you walk your dog, stopping to pose every 2 steps? Poor dog. That must be a really long walk. All he wants to do is piss on the tree!

She a fucking 13-year-old, no-self esteem little girl--trapped in the body of a 36-year-old woman....It's revolting now--I can't imagine what it might look like in another 20 years.

BoredBlonde - 21! You have to be kidding me right! You look like a 40 year mother who never made it - so resort to boobjobs, facelifts, tummy tucks, botox, collagen, cheek implants, liposuction (have i forgotten anything?)in hope that you still might one day - just one of these days - make it as an IT girl.

Give it up

BoredBlonde - 21! You have to be kidding me right! You look like a 40 year mother who never made it - so resort to boobjobs, facelifts, tummy tucks, botox, collagen, cheek implants, liposuction (have i forgotten anything?)in hope that you still might one day - just one of these days - make it as an IT girl.

Give it up

Isn't another term for crazy "off her tits" (also sometimes "out of her tits")?? I don't think Mariah got that memo.....

Mariah makes me want to pound nails into baby kittens....

I don't dress like that, but even so, I take a couple of seconds to make sure my nips are nice and even inside the bra.

Paris has the wonky eye, Mariah has wonky-nip.

Krisdylee: You say "pound nails into baby kittens" like its a BAD thing....

Heh, love Big Boi's absolutely inconspicuous attempt at scoping out her ass in pic 2.

And, since I haven't seen anyone else say it yet:

TURKEY'S DONE!!!!

Are her nipples always placed so oddly?

She's such a sausage.

Tranny!

Enough is enough! You are out here galivanting on th SF while I'm home conditioning our pubic pillow with Pantene...

You get home this very instant! I made you dinner and camel toe can only simmer in it's "au jus" for so long.

Get back here now!

Bwahahaha! BoredBlonde is my minion! Like some 21 year old fucking ankle-biter can actually "think for herself!" What a twat.

She thinks what her parents tell her to think. And her parents think what I tell them to think. Bitches! And that is: "No one ELSE is allowed to think for themselves!" Remember Neo-Con 101? Fuckin-A it's hard to train you people.

Open your mouth wide baby while I pour my white, creamy talking points down your throat. And no, when I'm done fucking you, you can't have an abortion. You're fucked for life. Kiss your college education goodbye chicky (you won't be able to afford one anyway, and no leaving the kitchen or wearing shoes for you whore)

PS - Memo to the Idaho militia: new uniforms right now! No more 80's rock and roller for you hicks. Otherwise the yet-to-be initiated might suspect you aren't "relevant"

329: But tacos stay tender if you massage them - can stay fresh for hours, I've heard.

BTW: does anyone know if, when a recipie calls for de-bearded clams, you can substitute shaved pussy? Seems like they would have a similar taste and texture...

who cares aboout her anyway?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDA8BS-i__k
my dreams came true! Paris' on fire!

ATTN:

boredblonde is a man.

If anyone is still around for conversation, just opining that flatter nipples like those often sit on sand-dollar or saucer-sized crowners. It takes 3 condoms not to come when they look that great and start swinging around. Downside; chasing her out of the house to protect 4day old pizza leftovers.

Did BoredBlonde come back yet to defend herself? I've been busy with my real life.

#324 - FUNNY! I laughed so loud I almost woke up the baby.

What's the big deal? That's how I dress when I walk my dog around my neighborhood. She paid a lot for those boobies, so why not show them off? I am curious where she puts her poop bags? That's probably what those 2 bodyguards are for.

Now I know what "Eddie" the dog from Frasier is doing these days, he goes on photo shoots with Mariah. God Bless America!!

Mariah is still hot, the bitch is rich and can walk her dog in a bikini and snow boots if she wanted she's already paid.

In full

I don't care how unbearable she is, I'd shag her tits off any day of the week!

Bored Blonde is just another sheep on a herd of "individualists."

Hahahahahaha...a little classy. Thats amazing!

It's good to know that after over twelve hours, Mariah Carey still has hard nipples.

I guess working for this site is one of those jobs that does itself.

Fa:

I think you are probably right about how to keep Tacos Fresh. Yo Quiero Taco Bell...

And yea..I think you can use that substitution.

Mariah Carey looks like Smurfette, which turns me on becuse there is something wrong with my mental state.

Who cares about Mariah? I don't give a fuck whether she drops dead or not. She's a useless piece of crap.Whenever I listen to that voice, I have an urgent need to grab a baseball bat and do sth artistic. Write about someone who still lives pls...( This doesn't include Lohan)

why does this site fucking suck so hard lately? 2 stories a day, what the hell?

FEED US, SUPERFICIAL GUY!!

#343 - Osh, you're right. Everyone knows that Smurfette was a total fuckbag.

No new topics yet this morning. It will be so nice for everyone when there is a website that updates throughout the day. It's coming soon, don't worry.

http://www.papahotnuts.com

why did she have those leggs insured? I dont understand! She lives such a strange existance. Almost Michael Jackson like. (only her dog is her best friend)

Someone please tell her that the spandex dress went out with the hair bands........this gal is so out of touch, i see more mental break downs in her future.

I didn't realize that Al-Zaqwari ran this site.

He used to as of yesterday. He's taking a nap right now.

349
So glad that turbanhead is dead. If this were Iraq, we'd be partying in the streets, shooting our AK-47's in the air and making loud undulations(sp?).

Oh wait, that happens everyday in South Central, minus the partying part.

WTF Half the day is practically over and no new threads? What am I supposed to do?!?!? Work?!?! Nice to see Mimi still looks like 10 pounds of $hiit stuffed into a five pound bag.

good morning lovelies!
1. i miss mamacita.
2. has ugly blonde said anything cool like "im pretty yall!" or "i swear im 21 you guys are meanies :("????
3. papa your nuts are not only hot but tempting.
4. i hate maraih carey and her nipples.

#347 - what's the definition of "soon"? I'm dying for the launch! I have a feeling you'll be taking most of us with you when it does. We could have had a ball commenting on Al-Zaqwari today. And the story about how we can go online and look for Mexicans at the border. MEXI-CAMS.

#354 I have the feeling that Papa's site is going to pull all of the witty Sf'ers.

June 8th in History
1969: Spain closes its border with Gibraltar
1986: Kurt Waldheim, former Nazi, chosen as the new Austrian president
1990: Czechoslovakia's first free elections in 44 years
2006: The Superficial officially fucking sucks donkey dick, and swallows.

354

Are you serious about the cameras?

@355: It'll take even the not-so-witty ones (like me). I'm really looking forward to it. I go to the site now just for the music. I'm envisioning something like the Onion only with comments.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49199

Pinky...

Can I just make a correction to your timeline?

2006: sucks donkeydick and CHOKES on the spunk

#357 - Yes, the story is true but I made up the MEXI-CAM part.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2044968&page=1

Zanna, you're right about the Al-Zaqwari thread, it would be great. Just as the Heat/Mavericks series would be interesting, as would many other topics in the world, not just entertainment related. Most people who intelligently post on the SF are well educated on world and US news, so it's going to be great. The "soon" part is hard to determine. The actual website has a working template with working links, but I just haven't posted it "live" yet until it's finished. Maybe I'll put up the work in progress tomorrow. It won't have the ability to post, but at least people will get the idea and direction of the topics. Thanks for your support, and if that really is you in that link, I'd like to hump you for three days straight.

http://www.papahotnuts.com

Hey Chicagoboy: What type of law do you practice? Are you close to the Billy Goat Tavern (the original) because I could eat one of those shitburgers right now.

Ok...Mariah's about to burst out of that dress.

And....

BoredBlonde....wow. I didn't know that the religious right let transsexuals into the fold. They're getting pretty progressive now!

The Onion news is fake, but hilarious. My site will be real news, but hilarious.

#354 & 357-
Yes they are serious about the cameras. At least where I am, in Texas, they are more for measures against drug traffikers. They cross the border onto people's private property and God forbid you get in their way. They are dangerous, trash the land used for cattle and break into buildings to steal whatever they can use. It is a state initiative, since immigration is federal, and people will volunteer to have them installed. It is expected that more people will want cameras than there are cameras available.

Wow Obess much guys? I haven't been on here since yesterday and it seems a few of you spent a few hours examining my Myspace, a little creepy. Honestly though am I supposed to be like mad or sad over what you guys think? I learned a long time ago not to care what other people think, like in HIGHSCHOOL which is what you guys are acting like. So I'm not worried too much keep talking shit, I can laugh at myself. And if it gives you something to do in your empty computer filled lives then feel free. Oh and thx to #284 for sticking up for me.

Well then, Zanna, I think that makes you pretty witty. Keep it up, hookah.

#361 Civil defense, construction injury cases. Not too far from the Billy Goat tavern, couple of blocks. "Shitburgers" is accurate.

Why can't we just build trap doors all along the border?

@367: I was depressed to read that Berghoff's closed.

hi im a 26 year old female with big tata's and blonde hair. id like to meet a man 24-30 who is just hot as all hell and can fuck like a machine. if your interested, please msg me.

I live near the Candadian border, and I'm sick of them traipsing over here and stealing our bath towels.

haha wrong site. srsly tho: me = bored.
i need FRESH MEAT. preferably a nice tbone. cuz it has the word bone in it. get it?

sorry.

*Canadian

#360 I am looking forward to seeing the site. I agree that most of the people who post here (at least from what I have read) are pretty intelligent and it would be interesting and entertaining to post about something other that Brittany "Crack-whore Barbie" Spears. Speaking of Heat-Mavs, somewhere I read a prediction of Mavs in 5. . .WTF

#365
i can laugh at you too. and i dont think what we were doing was so much "talking shit" as it was "constructive criticism on how lame you are" :) have a lovely day.

#369 Yeah, Berghoff's closing was sad, a Chicago institution. . . I am still in shock that they are changing Marshall Field's into a Macy's.

About the Finals, I hope that Dallas wins so that Avery Johnson can have that under his belt. He truly is a great guy and his family is wonderful. On the other hand, I want Mark Cuban to eat shit in front of Miami. Cocksucker.

What? No more link to myspace? I thought you didn't care what people thought? Oh..and yeah I obess all the time! LMAO!

What? No more link to myspace? I thought you didn't care what people thought? Oh..and yeah I obess all the time! LMAO!

What? No more link to myspace? I thought you didn't care what people thought? Oh..and yeah I obess all the time! LMAO!

Woe. I'm speaking in triplet today!

Anybody know if there is a way to update this page so that new comments are posted? Or do you need to keep hitting the "refresh" button?

@382: Far as I know, refresh is it.

http://www.slate.com/id/2143174/?GT1=8295

Don't you miss making fun of this fag?

Pro basketball player Juwan Howard is facing charges he stole an expensive pair of sunglasses from a South Beach store.

Miami Beach police told The Miami Herald they'll seek a warrant for Howard's arrest today.

Howard, who plays forward with the Houston Rockets, was at Eye Q Optical at 760 Ocean Dr. on Saturday, trying on several sunglasses.

He paid $192 for a pair, according to a Miami Beach police report.

As he was paying with his credit card, Howard pocketed a pair of $1,695 Cartier shades and walked off, according to police.

A surveillance camera recorded the scene, police said. The 6-9, 230-pound forward owns a condo on Brickell Key and a home in the Coral Gables area.

The Rockets finished 34-48 and out of the playoffs. A call to the Houston Rockets media relations department was not immediately returned on Thursday morning.

Herald staff writer David Ovalle contributed to this report.

here is a break down of his salary:
1995 $1,309,000
1996 $1,702,000
1997 $9,750,000
1998 $11,250,000
1999 $13,125,000
2000 $15,000,000
2001 $16,875,000
2002 $18,750,000
2003 $20,152,000
2004 $4,917,000
2005 $5,408,700
Career (may be incomplete) $118,238,700

What a dumb @#**$%..........

Which one's the dog?

@384: Yes, I miss picking on that ass jockey. Can't he "come out" with the baby so we have some new fodder material. The kid probably has hooves.

@365.

You don't care and we're pathetic?

This coming a fake & bake Ez-Tan Peroxided out "republican" in Idaho? Excuse me, miss....I didn't know that the Republican party had PROSTITUTES for members. I could sit and dissect your MySpace for HOURS. Stupid shit like "who smokes nowadays", "I like to think for myself and not just follow everyone else" and "AND I have morals which almost does not exist now a days!" makes my brain want to take a vacation. If you have morals and values....why do you look like a 55 year old chainsmoker, you're a young Republican (which automatically makes you a sheep) and you dress like the crackwhores on Hollywood Blvd??

And you have the NERVE to be ripping on Mariah Carey? At least Mariah Carey actually looks decent and doesn't have pretend to be something she's not. Oh and Mariah Carey is relevant and has done something with her life. You're just another goddamn skanky golddigging female. Now close your eyes and click your knockoff Uggs together three times and go back to pretending that you're not a sleazy barfly that lives in the boonies.

In case you guys forgot, Mariah Carey has hard nipples.

#384 I'm waiting for Tom Cruise to come skipping out of the closet with a basket of daisies.

I'm telling you, Papa, I already know it's going to be a very popular site. And ....and you better come see me the next long 3 DAY WEEKEND.

360 PapaHotNuts

Dude, don't let it go live till it's done, better that way. The minions can wait.

388 Nikk

Gee, did someone pull the link to their myspace account as well?

Zanna;

You bought Pantene? Bless your sexy soul, you DO like my gift!!!

Bored blonde

Hey, I stood up for you as well. Kinda. 210.

#365 Obess?
What is that?
Obsess is MY middle name, wow, what a coincidence (fuck, I hope I spelled that right).
Hey Blondie, at least you got your 15 minutes of fame, you were more popular than Mariah, make sure you put that on your profile.
#375 I'm starting to like you EZ!

@392 -TG. Nah, I got lazy.

#164... HAHAHAH I agree.

Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Mariah Carey is an award-winning singer with an awesome voice, and I don't think she's fat, either. But she IS way too old to traipse around dressed like a 16-year-old discovering her powers of provocation for the first time. Admit it; it's embarassing -- like she's in complete and utter denial, and everbody else knows the truth. She's 36, old enough to be a grandma. Okay, a youthful grandma, but still ...

Mariah Carey is an award-winning singer with an awesome voice, and I don't think she's fat, either. But she IS way too old to traipse around dressed like a 16-year-old discovering her powers of provocation for the first time. Admit it; it's embarassing -- like she's in complete and utter denial, and everbody else knows the truth.

DOUBLE!

Bored Blonde looks just like Mariah, except with more peroxide and minus any actual real talent.

#354 thru #360

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out for you bitch :)

Ya I, too, walk my dog looking like a crack whore, flipping my hair, fighting off bad guys with my giant, glossy forehead and sticking out my huge fake tits with their large, hard nipples. Let me get a pic and show you...brb......

i'd suck on those nips. Mmmmm.... Titties good!!! Fake or not. It don't matter to me.